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Speaker 1: but without a doubt. Today we are going to check
Speaker 1: out one we haven't done a while. Sometimes this can
Speaker 1: get a little freaky sometimes this can make us laugh
Speaker 1: a lot. We call it different than what the real
Speaker 1: name is. We call this boink Mary kill Ah. I
Speaker 1: like that one. That one makes you think, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: it makes you think. It makes you think in a
Speaker 1: major way. Now we've boinked, married, and killed various sports professionals, actors, musicians,
Speaker 1: I think, cartoon characters. We may have even done mascots
Speaker 1: at some point. But when you put together a boink
Speaker 1: Mary kill list, do you really like think about it
Speaker 1: or is it just you know, maybe what sounds the funniest. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes we go for like good looking people just to
Speaker 1: see what our tastes are. But most of the time
Speaker 1: we pick atrocious people. I have to use that word,
Speaker 1: but uh, people that we don't really fancy. To be
Speaker 1: honest with you, Yes, it makes it a lot funnier.
Speaker 1: It is funny. Yeah, but and I think most of
Speaker 1: the listeners would agree with us. But you know, everybody
Speaker 1: has different tastes in this world. So what I might
Speaker 1: consider hot, you might consider disgusting, and vice versa. And
Speaker 1: it's just a fun game to play. We should play
Speaker 1: this game under the influence sometimes that would be very funny. Yes,
Speaker 1: drinking plus the yes maybe when we are on our
Speaker 1: road trip we can get a couple of cocktails and
Speaker 1: record some footage. Yes, and we could, we can have
Speaker 1: some Patreon footage that would be very funny fun Yes,
Speaker 1: that might influence answers a little bit more. Might and
Speaker 1: it just might make it more funnier to listen to,
Speaker 1: you know what's kind of funny. I think some people
Speaker 1: who play this game, they just want to do the
Speaker 1: boinking part. I don't think they care about the investment
Speaker 1: of marrying or killing. They just want to They want
Speaker 1: to boink everybody. So it really makes you think. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it does who is the lesser of two evils here?
Speaker 1: You know, because it it does consume your brain there.
Speaker 1: I don't know it depends on the list though, because
Speaker 1: we we've pulled, like I said, really attractive people. But
Speaker 1: I think we pulled like the Golden Girls, which Chathams
Speaker 1: threw up all over until you know it's there, there's
Speaker 1: different there's different lists out there, and we just try
Speaker 1: to make it uh fun and it's definitely lighthearted. It's
Speaker 1: just in in good fun. So I think you guys
Speaker 1: will enjoy it because we did. We enjoyed filming it,
Speaker 1: always enjoy it. I enjoy filming everything, but these specifically,
Speaker 1: and the Golden Girls won little dated now that Betty
Speaker 1: White has none of them are around. Kind of feel
Speaker 1: bad here on them, poor poor gal, poor guy five
Speaker 1: year old selves, which still blows my mind. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: want to boink mary or kill. Okay, getting back in
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Speaker 1: I gotta play another little game here cleverly titled Boink
Speaker 1: Mary Kill Francine. This is your brain child, what's going
Speaker 1: on today? I thought it would be funny if we
Speaker 1: did something like this to see what our preferences are
Speaker 1: with the opposite sex. Yeah, so I made up a list.
Speaker 1: I think you made up a list. I did, and
Speaker 1: now I threw a curveball. Oh there are some of
Speaker 1: the same on one list. What but I can edit it.
Speaker 1: I have an extra one. Okay, I thought that could
Speaker 1: just be fun. Oh well, all right, I did different.
Speaker 1: I did kind of different theme list I did too,
Speaker 1: I did too. Scratched that one. I got a better
Speaker 1: one though, Okay, I'm sorry, all right, go ahead, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna play a little boink Mary kill. So
Speaker 1: you know the worlds of the game. You got a
Speaker 1: boink one, you gotta marry one, you gotta kill one. Yes,
Speaker 1: and this can be a little clever, a little little interesting.
Speaker 1: So I guess we'll go we'll road table, go back
Speaker 1: and forth. Yeah, we could go back and forth. How
Speaker 1: many sets do you have? I have four? I did well.
Speaker 1: You told me to do five, So I did five. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I can I can drop one of them easily.
Speaker 1: Four yea better for the sake of time, Okay. So
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember if I told you four or five?
Speaker 1: So I have? I have four? You want me to first?
Speaker 1: You can? I broke them down into segments. I've got
Speaker 1: a wrestling one. I've got some pop culture ones, but
Speaker 1: we'll uh, we'll start with with an easy one. First.
Speaker 1: Here you're a football fan, mm hmm. And the news
Speaker 1: is Tom Brady. Okay, could he possibly be, you know,
Speaker 1: the the the main sex symbol of the NFL. He
Speaker 1: might be. But here's the list for you. Since you're
Speaker 1: also an Eagles fan. So I threw Tom Brady, Eagles
Speaker 1: quarterback Carson Wentz, and former Eagles coach Andy Reid. Oh
Speaker 1: good lord. Well, I honestly don't want to kill anyone,
Speaker 1: but if I had to, we're gonna kill Andy. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have sexual relationships with Andy Reid. Carson
Speaker 1: Wentz would make the best husband, I think, so I
Speaker 1: would marry Carson Wentz, and I would boink the hell
Speaker 1: out of Tom Brady. Although Tom Brady just did sign
Speaker 1: a new contract, so it would be worth marry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Carson Wentz just seems like the most genuine person on
Speaker 1: this earth, Like he just seems like such a good person.
Speaker 1: I think he would be a wonderful husband. So I
Speaker 1: would have to marry Carson Wentz. Okay, yeah, but tom
Speaker 1: Brady's hot. Not gonna lie. It's not gonna lie. Brady
Speaker 1: had he's hot. It's you know, Okay, I have a
Speaker 1: good one for you. How about the Golden Girls Rose, Rose,
Speaker 1: Dorothy and Blanche. I don't think I could really get
Speaker 1: a winning situation here. You can. They're very attractive. I'm
Speaker 1: going to say, uh, kill Dorothy. You're gonna kill the Arthur.
Speaker 1: I knew it. I guess I'm going to marry Rose
Speaker 1: because she's still alive. She's got a long, long life
Speaker 1: with her, and uh, I guess I have to go
Speaker 1: with Blanche. Blanche is pretty blinkable. She had a lot
Speaker 1: of hang on one second. Oh okay, I'm better now.
Speaker 1: Oh Blanch was a pretty Oh you're ridiculous. The funny
Speaker 1: part about the Golden Girls is that they were like
Speaker 1: in their fifties and we call them Golden girls, and
Speaker 1: they were all old, but they were like in their fifties.
Speaker 1: I called bullshit on that because I'm going to be
Speaker 1: fifty in two years and I do not look like
Speaker 1: any of those ladies. Go look at when the show
Speaker 1: started how old they were. When their fifties. They were
Speaker 1: all gray, and I mean, it's the beauty of aging
Speaker 1: from twenty twenty. Well, I'm not going to look like
Speaker 1: that when I'm fifty. I'm sorry. No, not that there's
Speaker 1: any look if you look like that, they look, yeah,
Speaker 1: like they look like old ladies and they're only fifty
Speaker 1: years old. Huh. I don't know. Okay, So anyway, but
Speaker 1: Blanche was like the sex kitten, so yeah, you would
Speaker 1: want to point Blanche. That's horrible. But yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: let's see here we go. That's a good one. I
Speaker 1: did a TMZ search and I pulled the first three
Speaker 1: people I could that I found on TMZ. Oh good lord.
Speaker 1: Here are the three people. Mike Tyson, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell and the situation, Oh my god, really they're trending.
Speaker 1: Those are the three people. Yep, what's Mike Tyson trending for?
Speaker 1: It was one of It's just one of those sports
Speaker 1: articles that comes up like on the side, like, uh, okay,
Speaker 1: little oh you know what it was he signed up
Speaker 1: for cameo, That's what it was that made the news. Wow, Well,
Speaker 1: didn't he beat up the girl from head of the class? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill Mike Tyson. Sorry, sorry, Mike. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want anything to do with that. I'm going to
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I'll marry Will Farrell. Okay, he's got that
Speaker 1: coin and I don't want to sleep with the situation. Yeah, boy,
Speaker 1: I really don't. Although I did watch Jersey Shore yesterday,
Speaker 1: okay from this week, and uh, he's doing well for himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is. Yeah, even though his tanning salon that
Speaker 1: was in my old town, he ended up going to
Speaker 1: jail for nobody. He's a changed person. No, he's a
Speaker 1: changed person. I was never a big fan of his.
Speaker 1: Like when when Jersey Shore first came out, I thought, God,
Speaker 1: this kid's a douchebag, He's a dickhead, I hate him,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And now he has matured into a
Speaker 1: pretty good guy. I think so, at least that's what
Speaker 1: you know we see on the show. But uh, I
Speaker 1: still wouldn't want to sleep with him, but I guess
Speaker 1: I would pick him to this. Boink Okay, wink real
Speaker 1: quick and run still air. Okay, So let's do a
Speaker 1: wrestling one. I got three, three different current stars for
Speaker 1: you to choose from, each with a different look. Mandy
Speaker 1: Rose Page or Becky Lynch. So I got a brunette,
Speaker 1: a blonde, and a redhead for you. Okay, pick your poison.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Becky's got to go because I can't
Speaker 1: get past the voice, the deep voice, deep voice. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess, uh, Jesus is a tough one. I guess
Speaker 1: Mandy Mary really, and then Paige would be the final.
Speaker 1: There's also some stuff out there about yeah, well your wife,
Speaker 1: your wife is a brunette, correct, So do you tend
Speaker 1: to go for brunettes more than blondes? Or I would
Speaker 1: say yes, okay, gotcha, gotcha. But you want to marry Mandy,
Speaker 1: I will go, Yeah, I'll do that, absolutely, let's do it.
Speaker 1: I do think Mandy is a is a brunette by trade?
Speaker 1: Oh really, I think, I think, I think, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Her. I know she's an Italian girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and from Jersey, I believe, Ah, I believe, very nice. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, so I'll go to my wrestling one. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is it. I mean, this is a layup. We
Speaker 1: went with the McMahon family here, folks, Well, we all
Speaker 1: know who I like in that family. So I took
Speaker 1: him out of the equation. Oh no, he's my favorite.
Speaker 1: So it's Vince Triple h and the billion dollar Princess. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't sleep with women, never had, never will, so
Speaker 1: I have to kill Stephanie McMahon. Oh my god. Well,
Speaker 1: let's marry Vince because he's probably gonna die soon, right, not,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't say that. No, No, how old is Vince McMahon.
Speaker 1: Vince I believe is seventy maybe seventy seven. See, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's kind of up there. I was going to say,
Speaker 1: he's one of those guys who will probably lived till
Speaker 1: he's one hundred and fifty years old and torture my
Speaker 1: life if I'm married him. Right, he was showing up
Speaker 1: Monday nights in Gorilla with his headsets on. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: his protein bar. I'll marry Vince because then when he passes,
Speaker 1: I'll get a nice little uh seven pay Yeah you will, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll see you a nice one on the way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I'll just boake triple H for a hell
Speaker 1: of it, which I probably would never do. He goes
Speaker 1: over in the end, though, that's the only thing he
Speaker 1: always does, goes over in the end. It's the it's
Speaker 1: in the contract. Yes, so you're you're supposed to make
Speaker 1: me look good. Yeah, all right, all right. So the
Speaker 1: third one I have for you is actresses. Okay, hope,
Speaker 1: I know that all lovely women, by the way, Jennifer Aniston,
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie or Sandra Bullock. Oh that's a tough one
Speaker 1: because I go for the kill on Sandra again because
Speaker 1: of the voice. But she also reminded me of somebody
Speaker 1: that I used to be very good friends with that
Speaker 1: I said, sounded like her. But I've heard some rumors
Speaker 1: about Jennifer Aniston. Do tell about sense of some sort
Speaker 1: that she doesn't smell the greatest. There's been rumors about
Speaker 1: her over there. She has a stinky cookie. She's got
Speaker 1: a little bit of an odor so in her cookie. Yes,
Speaker 1: But also, but here's the thing, though, you're kind of
Speaker 1: playing Russian Roulette with Angelina Jolie too. So literally, I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna get rid of Angelina. So wait, you're
Speaker 1: not getting rid of Sandra. No, I'm gonna keep saying
Speaker 1: I think we will marry Speaky Cookie, marry Sandra. Okay,
Speaker 1: get rid to Angelina and put a nose clip on
Speaker 1: your nose first, exactly. That's funny because I thought I
Speaker 1: heard a rumor about Brad Pitt not being the cleanest person.
Speaker 1: That's also been out there as well. That has also
Speaker 1: been out there as well. Wow, that hasn't used the odorant.
Speaker 1: Oh that could be a problem. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: when you look like them, does it really matter. I
Speaker 1: hear that it's not a problem, So it's not a
Speaker 1: big problem. Okay. It's one of those things where I
Speaker 1: put my two phones were in here. Hold on, see,
Speaker 1: I had two lists here that are really good, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the Howard Stern list. Oh, brother,
Speaker 1: is it the wat Pack. There's a couple of guys
Speaker 1: from the wat Pack on there. We got Baba Booie
Speaker 1: Beetlejuice and Jeff the Drunk. Holy shit, that's an awful list.
Speaker 1: Baba Booi. Well, I have to marry Gary because he's
Speaker 1: the only sane person on the list. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is so gross. I'm killing both of them. I'm
Speaker 1: not sleeping with either now, Beetlejuice. There are some performances
Speaker 1: out there, you know that you could use for reference
Speaker 1: if you need. There's there's some videos out there, Beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: He did some sex tapes. Yes, really, we have to.
Speaker 1: Oh can we get a trailer? Can we go over it?
Speaker 1: Oh God, I hope not. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can find a censored one for that. Now.
Speaker 1: I could not. All right, for the sake of it,
Speaker 1: I will pick. But I could not even think about
Speaker 1: sleeping with either of those two people. I would kill
Speaker 1: Beetle Juice and maybe Jeff a junk, would pass out
Speaker 1: before we even had to have sex. So but could
Speaker 1: you imagine? No, I could not, Wow, ab Gary Delebody
Speaker 1: seems like a really good husband. He was a good dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could put him on either word. A very hard worker,
Speaker 1: but a very focused worker, so he could come off
Speaker 1: like a dick. But from what I understand, you know,
Speaker 1: very good family man. Yeah that's always a big, huge plus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was gross. Okay, uh oh me, yeah, one more? Okay,
Speaker 1: are you ready for this? No Phillis Stiller, Oh god,
Speaker 1: Joan Rivers or Mini Pearl. Oh Jesus, do you know
Speaker 1: who Many Pearl is? Right? Yeah? Yeah, this is a
Speaker 1: tough one. Uh, this is great. Oh boy, I mean,
Speaker 1: like any man, hang on, I guess I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to kill Phyllis Diller. I don't know why her voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm gonna have to kill Phyllis Diller.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll have to marry Minnie Pearl. Oh, seems
Speaker 1: very very wifely. And I guess John Rivers. You know
Speaker 1: she's she was, she married for a long time. You
Speaker 1: know she's uh wow, Yeah, you know. Joan Rivers has
Speaker 1: the coin though you probably talk dirty, Yeah, but John
Speaker 1: Rivers has all the money. You'd still go with the
Speaker 1: Mini Pearl. I have to. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: couldn't interesting. Many Pearl's a cute little thing. I like
Speaker 1: Mini Pearl. Yeah, yeah, she's cute. Let me just throw
Speaker 1: my last one at you because it's it's very funny.
Speaker 1: It's game shows. Because I know how much you liked
Speaker 1: the game shows. Bob Barker Alex Trebek and Pat Sayjack. Oh,
Speaker 1: Bob Barker was very attractive when he was younger. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'll marry Bob Barker. Although I am allergic to pets.
Speaker 1: That could be a problem. He loves his pets. Oh right,
Speaker 1: I was getting ready for our watch along. You're good
Speaker 1: jumping the gun here kid. All right, I'll marry about Barker.
Speaker 1: I will kill oh god, I'll kill Pat say Jack,
Speaker 1: and I'll boink Alex Trebek. Alex does have an ailment.
Speaker 1: I now you know you're getting it in before you
Speaker 1: get it in before the end. There, So all right,
Speaker 1: oh god, that's horrible. Okay, well that's it. That's my choices.
Speaker 1: And who are some of your lists? The fans? Oh yeah, yeah?
Speaker 1: Who who do you want to blink, marry and kill?
Speaker 1: If anybody kills me, you're all on detention, That's all
Speaker 1: I have to say. Honestly, I was sweating. I was like, please,
Speaker 1: don't come up with like an ECW list. Please. Well
Speaker 1: I could have been a dick and did that, but
Speaker 1: I did not. That was the first thing I thought.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, because now no, because now it's
Speaker 1: incest because you and I we cannot we can never
Speaker 1: be true. So yeah, that that wasn't a possibility. That's
Speaker 1: why I thought the w WE product would be fun.
Speaker 1: Same thing. I did not go for an ECW list
Speaker 1: as well. I was not going down that road. So yeah,
Speaker 1: not not an option. But that's a cute little game,
Speaker 1: I thought, dynamic dude, Shane the franchise Shane, or let
Speaker 1: me see what's the third version of Shane. I could
Speaker 1: come up w c W Shane Ricky Steamboat w c
Speaker 1: W Shane. Yes, I don't know. In the w CW
Speaker 1: Ricky Steamboat days he was. He's looking pretty good. Oh
Speaker 1: he was a very very handsome young lad there. Shane
Speaker 1: Douglass was with the coff You can't forget the franchise quaff. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fun. Yeah, there you go. All right, so let's
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