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Speaker 1: We take a bunch of drunk people wandering around the

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Speaker 1: city and oversize sombreros, adding a guy with a microphone

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Speaker 1: who looks kind of Spanish yeah, but doesn't speak any now,

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Speaker 1: plus a tiny gen Z blonde who's down to party

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Speaker 1: on the fifth day of any month.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what do you get? What you're doing at

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Speaker 2: Cinco de Mayo official holiday.

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Speaker 1: That's the perfect excuse to stuff your face with as

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Speaker 1: many tacos and margaritas as humanly possible.

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Speaker 2: And over the weekend, JSean Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Met up with a lot of the inebriated party goers

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Speaker 1: to ask them a simple question, what you're doing at

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Speaker 1: Cinco de Mayo.

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Speaker 2: What you're doing on Cinco to myo? Drinking tequila? Okay, now,

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Speaker 2: why do you drink tequila?

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Speaker 3: It's just a Saturday night, nothing to do with Sinco

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Speaker 3: the mile Dude, that'sn't the most honest answer I've heard,

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Speaker 3: Sinko the Mio is actually more for white people more

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Speaker 3: than Mexicans.

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Speaker 2: And I'm Hispanic. So are Latino? Okay?

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Speaker 4: So you being Latino? I'm being Latino. I want to

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Speaker 4: do a quick quiz. Why do people celebrate Sinco to Mayo?

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Speaker 2: I actually don't know, not on the official reason.

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Speaker 4: No, maybe I'll try to help you, try to finish

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Speaker 4: the sentence to celebrate the victory of the battle of Defendant.

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Speaker 2: No, the battle of tortillas. Oh, the battle of tortillas.

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Speaker 2: Like what is that like corn verus flower.

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Speaker 1: Exactly makes sense versus soft. Yeah, I actually like that

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Speaker 1: a whole lot better because honesty, well, no, it's the

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Speaker 1: tortilla thing.

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Speaker 2: If if you're the person that's walking around on Sinco.

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Speaker 1: De Mayo who knows all the details of the history

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Speaker 1: behind it, you're doing that holiday totally wrong. You disagree,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess nobody pops up.

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Speaker 2: I mean people lost their lives. You're definitely not the

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Speaker 2: life of the person that there we go.

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Speaker 5: What you do.

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Speaker 2: With some friends? They answer some music, have some drinks.

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Speaker 2: What's difference for ceco to my audio? Then any other night.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's where the tequila drinkers come out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no Henny, there's no vodka. It's tequila tonight.

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Speaker 2: What happens when you drink tequila? Oh you might cry

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Speaker 2: at the end of the night. I might cry, or

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Speaker 2: you might cry. I think everybody might cry. Oh, like

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Speaker 2: we're all we're all gonna cry together. It's gonna make

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Speaker 2: you cry the tequila. But why, like, what's gonna trigger you? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Con tho if I bring up, it just brings it

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Speaker 2: all up. I don't know, like an ex or anything.

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Speaker 5: I've probably an exit.

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Speaker 2: What's he doing tonight? Oh God, I don't know. Don't

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Speaker 2: want to know, That's okay, really not want to know,

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Speaker 2: or like you do, kind of want to know. No,

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Speaker 2: blocked on everything, don't want to know. Do you hate him? No? No,

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Speaker 2: just don't care what he's doing. I get a cry.

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Speaker 2: I keep asking questions about him. No, not on the microphone.

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Speaker 1: Come on, let's call him real quick, just a FaceTime

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Speaker 1: for one to day.

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Speaker 2: I love how you to say that she doesn't care

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Speaker 2: what he's doing, and I guarantee two hours from them,

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Speaker 2: that's all she cared about. Yeah, we've all been there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she's crying inside of that bathroom stall for sure. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's what you're.

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Speaker 1: Doing at Cinco to Maya, where we send Jose and

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Speaker 1: Alexis into the throngs of people all over the city,

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Speaker 1: most of them not standing fully upright, because that's kind

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Speaker 1: of how we like to find the people to talk to,

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Speaker 1: and we asked him a simple question, what you're doing on.

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Speaker 2: Cinco to Mayo dub drinking tequila?

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, and why are you drinking tequila?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I think you just have to do it, you know,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, thought twice about it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I just have to I never drink tequila, so

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Speaker 5: my dad said, the last time he drank tequila was

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Speaker 5: the night he proposed to my mom and their divorce.

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Speaker 2: So, oh wait a minute, does not run well in

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Speaker 2: my family. Okay, So then why would you drink it tonight? Bro?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a good question. What's gonna happen?

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Speaker 4: You got two shots tequila and you and a pretty

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Speaker 4: girl walks up to you.

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? I would say, Oh, I

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Speaker 2: got a girlfriend right here. Oh that's good. I didn't

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Speaker 2: know you had a girlfriend. Good answer. Okay, Well, then

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Speaker 2: let's get into this. Are you gonna be tempted get

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Speaker 2: down on a knee? I don't know. Maybe if I

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Speaker 2: get a couple more shots at tequila. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: we did it. Shout out to my dad if you're listening,

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Speaker 2: getting married a romantic story?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope they heard this and they saved.

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Speaker 2: It for their kids. Give me the number to your

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Speaker 2: divorce Floyd. What you do? Mayo?

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Speaker 5: I sat in a bar alone for about twenty five

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Speaker 5: minutes waiting for my friends to show up down five

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Speaker 5: margarita's and didn't realize when they got there.

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Speaker 2: Okay, drunk wearing Ralph Laurin and a fanny pack? Are

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Speaker 2: you a frat boy? I was once upon a time.

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Speaker 5: Now my parents, Oh that is what I would have guessed.

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Speaker 2: Next for you in life? Back to say, go to Maya.

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Speaker 2: What's your plan for the night? Five more margaritas? I

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Speaker 2: love that? Wait? Did you your friends? I got? I

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Speaker 2: got a friend? Looking around? I got a friend here,

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Speaker 2: a friend or one of your friends, one of my friends.

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Speaker 2: I'm making more friends.

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Speaker 5: I've got people that don't like me probably and a

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Speaker 5: girlfriend up there.

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Speaker 2: Oh your girlfriends ahead of you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you get in line with her? Because I

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Speaker 2: respect the no line cutting rule? Oh wow, enough that

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Speaker 2: you won't get in line with your girlfriends.

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Speaker 5: There are twenty people here that waited their their due time,

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Speaker 5: and I respect them for it.

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Speaker 2: Did you're like thirty minutes behind your girlfriend's line and.

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Speaker 5: She'll have thirty minutes more fun than I will. And

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Speaker 5: that's plenty for a drunk eye. You follow the rules,

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Speaker 5: I tell you.

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Speaker 2: I live with my parents. They taught me, well, the

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Speaker 2: world would.

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Speaker 1: Be a better place if everybody had to live with

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Speaker 1: their parents until they.

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Speaker 2: Were forty years old.

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Speaker 1: You guys heard that guy realize that he peaked it

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Speaker 1: in college. And you also heard Alexis realize like you

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Speaker 1: people actually wait in line.

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Speaker 5: What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: You were going to cut with his girlfriend? I want

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Speaker 2: to come. Yeah. The beauty of being a girl on

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Speaker 2: Sinco to Mayo. Nice?

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that was what you're doing at Cinco to Mayo.

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Speaker 1: all of it at Brook and Jeffrey and we're going

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Speaker 1: to do a phone tap right

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Speaker 2: After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.