WEBVTT - The People's Donkey 

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<v Speaker 1>It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember now, that's it's how they choose.

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<v Speaker 3>I call in now eight hundred five eighty five, one

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<v Speaker 3>oh five one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, who's this?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey? It is from Texas, from Texas.

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<v Speaker 5>Dollars where I want you to come and bring that

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<v Speaker 5>car show?

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<v Speaker 4>She tell you that every time.

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<v Speaker 3>Notice show me trying. Man, those venues be so expensive

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<v Speaker 3>in in Dallas. Don't we trying?

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<v Speaker 5>Know?

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<v Speaker 3>We trying?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, just start your name around. That gives you

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<v Speaker 5>the hood up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe me, I'm trying. We will give donkey two.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm giving the donkey too. T Drake on Hafwe right.

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<v Speaker 4>She said, you know I.

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<v Speaker 5>Would never do that. Okay, So did you not know that?

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<v Speaker 5>Whitney Houston sang back up for the whining BBC talking

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<v Speaker 5>about he's not gonna see him back up? Come on now,

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<v Speaker 5>somebody need to tell him that some opportunities, big or small,

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<v Speaker 5>could lead to great opportunities.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. That's right.

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<v Speaker 5>This is this issue. I just don't understand that. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>he's a good singer, but a great singer. It's good

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<v Speaker 5>to be seen. Maybe he had gone on tour and

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<v Speaker 5>somebody start buying his product, we would know if he's

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<v Speaker 5>a great singer. Nobody needs to him and tell him,

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<v Speaker 5>Uh it's humble yourself, but he humble yourself. Y'all have

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<v Speaker 5>a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Saisia.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, who's this? Listen with? But don't here to day?

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to give it to my husband.

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<v Speaker 3>And which else to do?

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<v Speaker 5>Ham that's a good one though. I just wanted him

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<v Speaker 5>to kind of hear me over the radio. Okay, that's it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I hope everybody has a great gay and what do

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<v Speaker 5>you do?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Put your business right?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't do nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>I just wanted him to hear my voice on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>And I never called in letting you guys for like years.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, so I just goodbye, Hello, who's this? Who you

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<v Speaker 3>gonna give donkey too?

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to give fifty?

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<v Speaker 1>Why exactly?

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<v Speaker 5>Because? Uh two, having all these white people writing.

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<v Speaker 2>These shows, and you know, black people ain't serial colors

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think a white person wrote fight Land, and

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely know a white person didn't write Raising Kanan

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<v Speaker 3>and all that.

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<v Speaker 4>Not those stories.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, shcha, pin.

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<v Speaker 2>It might be some white people.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, yes, no pen Yeah, that's actually yeah, she

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<v Speaker 4>is a writer. He won, he did Tellers. That's one

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<v Speaker 4>batter after another. Right, yeah, what what what did Sasha pen?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he wrote fight Land for fifty No raising Kine.

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<v Speaker 2>That was on it.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know it's a team of writers. Sash ain't

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<v Speaker 4>the only one.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that, everybody said, it's real good.

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<v Speaker 5>We're doing their own trauma in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, white people, you know what I man?

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<v Speaker 5>You know because black people ain't killing each other like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you crazy? You ever grew up in the streets,

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<v Speaker 4>You never seen no roofless as family. Come on now,

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<v Speaker 4>I feel you, But no, bro, when when when your

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<v Speaker 4>life is the streets and you put the streets over

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<v Speaker 4>your family like a lot of drug dealers and kingpins

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<v Speaker 4>and queen pins, do you you most likely gonna have

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<v Speaker 4>those outcomes?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>People grew up like that? Your black people got so

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<v Speaker 4>many layers to us like it's it's stories like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I was, hello, who's this is crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>He will give donkey too.

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<v Speaker 5>No, y'all don't listen. That's indeed what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't listen, But go ahead, what happened.

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<v Speaker 5>The kids with four insteed, uh huh about he used

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<v Speaker 5>to take when he was no.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying.

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<v Speaker 3>They were saying, should the kids be charged? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>everybody is taking this, Yeah, everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>Has experienced that taking said, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Know if you should charge now. The fact that the

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<v Speaker 3>kids are four six changes it a lot, but charge.

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<v Speaker 4>The ass man, little detention.

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<v Speaker 3>You would never think to hide your keys from your

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<v Speaker 3>four and six year old. You're not thinking your four

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<v Speaker 3>and six year old is taking your car, like I

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<v Speaker 3>don't hide my keys, but it could happen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>There are no limits soldiers out here and.

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<v Speaker 3>Hide your fire arm. You heard you hide your marijuana.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't hide my car. I wouldn't think about it, honestly.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, these kids are different. I forget either Kobe kids.

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<v Speaker 4>You are so right.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids, you are so.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, You're right.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I also.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout shout.

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<v Speaker 3>The rite that talk talk, that talk right.

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<v Speaker 5>And I often want to give Charlon had a little

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<v Speaker 5>don't get a day too, because you've been coming for Laurence.

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<v Speaker 4>Don'ty he's coming with Laura, and I'll just be I'll

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<v Speaker 4>be on your side every step of the way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting a little wrestling recuperation today, but you know,

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<v Speaker 4>tomorrow I'm back in the trenches.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of the we're back. Thank you so much for that.

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<v Speaker 5>Y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>Have a good one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not in the airport.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought you and Laura in the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not bringing Laura in this time going.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care what you say.

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<v Speaker 5>Be there.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Yo, Hello, who's this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Third say hey from India?

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<v Speaker 4>What's uping man?

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<v Speaker 2>What's your crew? Has been a while? So yes, real

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<v Speaker 2>concern come in town and August twenty ninth. I'm gona

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<v Speaker 2>holler at you, so bring it. I've seen you before,

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<v Speaker 2>your funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn right, I'm gonna bring it. When the how long

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<v Speaker 4>it's been since you've seen me. I ain't been an

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<v Speaker 4>Indy in a while.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been like three years.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, buddy, Yeah, you gotta see it's

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<v Speaker 4>all it's all new material, all of that. You ain't

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<v Speaker 4>seen me in three years.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to come back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm coming.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna give myself down the other day because

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<v Speaker 2>I was wrong as a parent.

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<v Speaker 1>If you did what I did not want my son to.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not want my son to go to Purdue.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you can go anywhere in this country,

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<v Speaker 2>go anywhere he chose to. Dude, he's graduating next spring,

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<v Speaker 2>no debt, he already got a job.

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<v Speaker 1>Congradulation. Damn, that's good.

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. He did the same thing I did, finance

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<v Speaker 2>in the county, double major. That good stuff. That saying

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<v Speaker 2>about me. He's also in alpha about me. But guess

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<v Speaker 2>what he got a job offer. I made twenty two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars my first year, my real job. He's making

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred and thirteen percent more than That's what you

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<v Speaker 2>mad people out there. That's what it is. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>I got a.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to share that. I'm excited for him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to London today. I'm gonna take him to

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<v Speaker 2>the airport tonight. He's gonna kick it for a week

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<v Speaker 2>before the food start. But man, I was wrong for

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<v Speaker 2>due worked out.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, get yourself a donkey righttulation.

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<v Speaker 3>And all the pearers out there, don't worry about if

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<v Speaker 3>your kids don't follow your footsteps or what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>They might have a different vision than you. Support you

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<v Speaker 3>love him, and then you know if they do fall.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you're there for. You there to pick them up,

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<v Speaker 3>but hopefully they won't and they know what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>So salut to your son.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate y'all, And tell Lauren I said with us too,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up? What's up? I'm gonna keep going. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>paying attention to you online. You're killing it. Keep going,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I appreciate it. Yelling that all right, brother YouTube and

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<v Speaker 4>I will be in Indianapolis, Indiana, August twenty eighth and

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<v Speaker 4>August twenty ninth at Helium Comedy Club, So get your

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<v Speaker 4>tickets for that at es hilariousofficial dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. That was the People's Donkey eight hundred five

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<v Speaker 3>eight five one oh five one. Now when we come back,

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<v Speaker 3>inspect the deck from Wu Tang will be joining us.

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<v Speaker 3>He got a new album, Dragon's Breath. We're gonna talk

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<v Speaker 3>to him next.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Breakfast Club.

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<v Speaker 1>Good Morning Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury

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