1
00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:08,120
Speaker 1: Sleeping in my bay, messing with body. I'm gonna shoot somebody,

2
00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:24,599
Speaker 1: dad really all right, Time now for it, Yes, get

3
00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:27,520
Speaker 1: your letter. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you

4
00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,680
Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,

5
00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,600
Speaker 1: you've come to the right place. Submit your strawberry letter

6
00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:38,760
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.

7
00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,320
Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,

8
00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,560
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now.

9
00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,320
Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you.

10
00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,839
Speaker 1: Hear it eats the strawberry. Let All right, nephew. Subject

11
00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:57,680
Speaker 1: the little Gremlin is to day. Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm

12
00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:00,000
Speaker 1: thirty two. I'm a thirty two year old single woman,

13
00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,720
Speaker 1: and one of my best friends recently got engaged to

14
00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,399
Speaker 1: a man she's known for less than a year. I

15
00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,959
Speaker 1: have a close knit group of girlfriends and we were

16
00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,480
Speaker 1: all single before the quarantine. But one of our girlfriends

17
00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,039
Speaker 1: got bored and started talking to a guy she met

18
00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,800
Speaker 1: at the airport. We think she got lonely at home

19
00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,760
Speaker 1: alone with nothing to do, and the little man filled

20
00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:24,280
Speaker 1: that void. She looked forward to talking to him daily,

21
00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:27,800
Speaker 1: and he would talk to her for hours, probably because

22
00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,560
Speaker 1: he could not believe she actually wanted to talk to him.

23
00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,360
Speaker 1: She had been single for years because she has a

24
00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,120
Speaker 1: certain type of man she's attracted to. No man was

25
00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,040
Speaker 1: ever good enough for her, so I was surprised when

26
00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:46,520
Speaker 1: I saw this little creature she was talking to. This

27
00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,080
Speaker 1: is the line though right here. He's the ugliest little

28
00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:56,680
Speaker 1: man I have ever seen. He is short and creepy looking,

29
00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,960
Speaker 1: with very harsh, jagged features. Send this picture to my

30
00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,600
Speaker 1: other girlfriends in our group in our group text, and

31
00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,960
Speaker 1: they nicknamed him the Little Gremlin. The worst part of

32
00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:10,720
Speaker 1: it is there's nothing we can do about it, because

33
00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,280
Speaker 1: she says he has the best personality of any man

34
00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,400
Speaker 1: she's ever dated. We try to pretend we're happy for her,

35
00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,720
Speaker 1: but we had to ask if she's planning to have

36
00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,120
Speaker 1: a baby with this man. She told us that she

37
00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,680
Speaker 1: and the Little Gremlin are planning to start a family immediately.

38
00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,120
Speaker 1: So we're thinking we need to have a heart to

39
00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,919
Speaker 1: heart talk with her before we have to babysit baby

40
00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,600
Speaker 1: gremlins one day. We know the type of men she's

41
00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,160
Speaker 1: attracted to. We think that being stuck in the house

42
00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,840
Speaker 1: alone for four months took its told on her. Mentally,

43
00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,440
Speaker 1: I know you're thinking that this is none of our business,

44
00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,520
Speaker 1: but if we really believe this was a man for her,

45
00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,760
Speaker 1: we would step aside. It's our place to save her.

46
00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:53,720
Speaker 1: Don't you agree? No, I do not agree, and you

47
00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,200
Speaker 1: already know that it's not your business. What you really

48
00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,200
Speaker 1: want to know is would it be all right if

49
00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,280
Speaker 1: you slept some listen to her? I think that's what

50
00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,840
Speaker 1: you're really asking at this point. And you know we

51
00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,080
Speaker 1: don't condemn violence on this show, so no, But as

52
00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,840
Speaker 1: the saying goes, and you've heard it before, I'm sure.

53
00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder,

54
00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:19,200
Speaker 1: and your friend obviously sees something in him, pandemic or not. Seriously,

55
00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:23,440
Speaker 1: and have you even met the guy, because I've seen well,

56
00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,320
Speaker 1: I won't say ugly, but I've seen very unattractive guys

57
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,600
Speaker 1: get the most beautiful women, and for a whole lot

58
00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:37,000
Speaker 1: of reasons, like Swag. I've seen it, a whole lot

59
00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,200
Speaker 1: of reasons like Swag. Personalities you mentioned in the letter

60
00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:44,560
Speaker 1: Kindness conversation. You know, maybe they've seen them interact with

61
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,080
Speaker 1: their kids. They're a good dad, they're a gentleman, and

62
00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,240
Speaker 1: of course lots and lots of money always helps if

63
00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:54,280
Speaker 1: you're very unattractive. Two of my good girlfriends have told

64
00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:59,760
Speaker 1: me that they quote love ugly guys. They say ugly

65
00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,920
Speaker 1: guy work harder to please them. They say ugly guys

66
00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,920
Speaker 1: take care of them, and ugly guys are more appreciative

67
00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,320
Speaker 1: of them. So maybe your friend is not crazy, you know,

68
00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,720
Speaker 1: like you think after all, you know you said she

69
00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:14,680
Speaker 1: may have some sort of mental problem. Maybe this little man,

70
00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,880
Speaker 1: as you call him, this little gremlin, brings something other

71
00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,760
Speaker 1: than looks to the table and has touched your friend's

72
00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:24,000
Speaker 1: heart like no man has before. He's got to be

73
00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,640
Speaker 1: a heck of a guy to get your friend, and

74
00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,960
Speaker 1: looks aren't everything. They really aren't. So stay out of

75
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,520
Speaker 1: her business friend and just be happy for her friend, Steve.

76
00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,880
Speaker 1: You know, here we go. Now, I give you my

77
00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:46,520
Speaker 1: response to this letter once again. Don't email me, don't

78
00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:50,560
Speaker 1: text me, don't tweet me. I don't care. I don't care.

79
00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:56,000
Speaker 1: Somebody on this show has to tell the raw, uncut,

80
00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:00,360
Speaker 1: edited truth. Little gremlin is here to stay. You got

81
00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,839
Speaker 1: a thirty three year old single woman in it, and

82
00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:10,240
Speaker 1: your friend recently got engaged. Now she'd known this man

83
00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,400
Speaker 1: for less than a year, and y'all close knit. And

84
00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,040
Speaker 1: during the quarantine, one of your girlfriends got bored and

85
00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,520
Speaker 1: started to talk to a guy she met in the airport.

86
00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,560
Speaker 1: Thought y'all was quarantine, so she met this dude in

87
00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,800
Speaker 1: the airport. We think she got lonely at home alone

88
00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,120
Speaker 1: and nothing to do, and the little man feel avoid

89
00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:35,360
Speaker 1: now right away on this show, when we say little man,

90
00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:41,440
Speaker 1: our mind gravitates to a certain person. But this is

91
00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:45,599
Speaker 1: not him. This letter has nothing to do with him,

92
00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,240
Speaker 1: because you know, they described this man as a little

93
00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:53,760
Speaker 1: grimling and you know he's not that. You know, she's

94
00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,400
Speaker 1: been single for some years and certain type of man

95
00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,839
Speaker 1: she's trained, and no man ever been good enough for

96
00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,279
Speaker 1: so when they was the prize when they saw this

97
00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,679
Speaker 1: little creature, Now, our little man has never been referred

98
00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,080
Speaker 1: to as a little creature. So once again, less not

99
00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:12,640
Speaker 1: even think that, because he is not a little creature

100
00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,560
Speaker 1: at all. Nobody ever said little grimlin or nothing like that,

101
00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:22,440
Speaker 1: just little man. All we've ever and uh, this is

102
00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:28,400
Speaker 1: the ugliest man I've ever seen. Wow, the ugliest man

103
00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,600
Speaker 1: you've ever seen. What once again removes our little man

104
00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,240
Speaker 1: because he is not the ugliest man you've ever seen,

105
00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,520
Speaker 1: Because we were not attractive in our family, but we're

106
00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:43,800
Speaker 1: not just flat out blue now, alright with you today?

107
00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:48,640
Speaker 1: I deal with this when we come back, ye coming

108
00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:52,960
Speaker 1: up in twenty A little gremlin's here to stay as

109
00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,919
Speaker 1: the subject. We'll get back into it right after this.

110
00:06:55,520 --> 00:07:00,240
Speaker 1: You're listening, ste show. All right, Steve, come on, let's

111
00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:04,480
Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter. The subject of the little gremlin

112
00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:07,520
Speaker 1: is here to say, Well, we got this thirty two

113
00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,960
Speaker 1: year old single woman and one of her best friends

114
00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,240
Speaker 1: got engaged to a man she's known less than a year. Now.

115
00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,720
Speaker 1: They're a tight group of girlfriends and they're all single.

116
00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:23,200
Speaker 1: All of them is single before the quarantine. But one

117
00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:27,520
Speaker 1: of their girlfriends met this guy in the airport and

118
00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:31,640
Speaker 1: they say that just got tired of being alone and

119
00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:37,960
Speaker 1: met this little man that feel a void. She looked

120
00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,160
Speaker 1: forward to talking to him daily and he would talk

121
00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,880
Speaker 1: to her for hours. Seat not. The problem that they

122
00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,400
Speaker 1: haven't with this is that this is not her type

123
00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,240
Speaker 1: of guy, and no man has ever been good enough before.

124
00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,800
Speaker 1: And they were surprised when they saw this little creature

125
00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,680
Speaker 1: that she was talking to. He is the ugliest man

126
00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,480
Speaker 1: I have ever seen. Now, let me explain something to y'all. Line,

127
00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,200
Speaker 1: let let me explain something to y'all. This is the

128
00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:08,920
Speaker 1: ugliest man you've ever seen. He has spent hours talking

129
00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,520
Speaker 1: to her. Let me explain something to you about ugly people.

130
00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:18,000
Speaker 1: When you talk back to them, they are surprised anyway,

131
00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,480
Speaker 1: because like, like, if you're really ugly you're talking to me.

132
00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,360
Speaker 1: I keep it briefe because I'm looking at you the

133
00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,400
Speaker 1: whole time, and I know me, so let me just

134
00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,000
Speaker 1: keep this brief before I say something, because the girl

135
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,520
Speaker 1: show on my face. Hey, Steve, how you doing. M

136
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,480
Speaker 1: I saw you on NFL Honors. You looked real nice.

137
00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,880
Speaker 1: You did a great job. Yeah, appreciate that. All right,

138
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,760
Speaker 1: Hey listen, I gotta go. But wait a minute, Steve,

139
00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,719
Speaker 1: but I wanted to ask you were those sparklies on

140
00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:54,440
Speaker 1: your jacket? Were those real domes of rhinestone? Yes, yes, yes, yes,

141
00:08:55,000 --> 00:09:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you. I got to go. Baby, sick, baby, baby,

142
00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:11,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something. Yeah, we gotta do that. So anyway, now,

143
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,079
Speaker 1: he's the ugliest man you've ever seen. He's short and

144
00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,560
Speaker 1: creepy looking, with very harsh, jagged features. I sent a

145
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,720
Speaker 1: picture to my other girlfriends in group Tip and they

146
00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,480
Speaker 1: nickname him Little Grimmedy. All right, now, let's just call

147
00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:28,680
Speaker 1: him a little Grimmy or LG. Now. LG has been

148
00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:32,360
Speaker 1: talking to this woman for hours because ugly people are

149
00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,880
Speaker 1: shocked when people talk back, So they're good conversationalist because

150
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,760
Speaker 1: they have a lot of time to sit around and

151
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,320
Speaker 1: imagine what they would say if somebody would stop long

152
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:45,120
Speaker 1: enough to talk to him. And ugly people can talk

153
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:48,079
Speaker 1: a lot longer on the phone because it ain't no

154
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:52,320
Speaker 1: UQ ain't got nothing to focus on. Yeah, And the

155
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,959
Speaker 1: key to being ugly is you gots to be nice.

156
00:09:56,559 --> 00:10:00,080
Speaker 1: That's the key to being ugly. What you cannot I

157
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,960
Speaker 1: do is be ugly and rude, because now, ain't nobody

158
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,120
Speaker 1: got no time for you. Ugly people are some of

159
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,559
Speaker 1: the sweetest people I've ever met, I promise you, not

160
00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,280
Speaker 1: all the time that some of them has let the

161
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:19,280
Speaker 1: ugliness affect them. Ugly, ugly, ugly. Well, since I'm ugly,

162
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:23,079
Speaker 1: he watched this and that that's the wrong approach. If

163
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,839
Speaker 1: you're gonna be ugly, you want to be kind, so

164
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,920
Speaker 1: somebody want to be bothered with you. Now, Little Grimlin

165
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:32,439
Speaker 1: that y'all call him, has obviously has mastered the art

166
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:39,800
Speaker 1: of kindness, shivalry, conversation, sweet and so. Now the worst

167
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,200
Speaker 1: part of this is that there's nothing they say they

168
00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:46,400
Speaker 1: can do about it, because she says he has the

169
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:51,360
Speaker 1: best personality of any man she's ever dated. He got

170
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:58,120
Speaker 1: to he got to you developed these skills. Let me

171
00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:03,240
Speaker 1: give you a personal story. I've never considered myself to

172
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,520
Speaker 1: be an attractive man because I was never encouraged in

173
00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:13,600
Speaker 1: the attractive arena arena when I was younger. A matter

174
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,640
Speaker 1: of fact, everything geared towards me was to let me

175
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,400
Speaker 1: know what was wrong with me. I was such a

176
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,880
Speaker 1: kind young guy, you know, I was always nice, but

177
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,920
Speaker 1: they forced me into being difficult with some of the

178
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,640
Speaker 1: reactions I was getting from girls. You know. I asked

179
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:30,520
Speaker 1: a girl to go to the prom, and she said knowing.

180
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,040
Speaker 1: Then I asked her why, and I kept pressing or

181
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,000
Speaker 1: why she won't go to the the problem with me? She said,

182
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:38,760
Speaker 1: because I don't like your facial features. Now that that's

183
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:43,120
Speaker 1: a little shocking as a young man, you know what

184
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,240
Speaker 1: I mean. It was crushing to me, you know, very

185
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,920
Speaker 1: hurtful of me. So I had to focus. Okay, how

186
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,360
Speaker 1: can I what can I do to get these women

187
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:56,559
Speaker 1: to quit focusing on these obviously very large facial features.

188
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,319
Speaker 1: That was that was crippling my dating game. So I

189
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:06,640
Speaker 1: developed my sense of humor. Where I was, I was

190
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:10,360
Speaker 1: always smiling, and they was at least glad to see me.

191
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,840
Speaker 1: So when I walked into the room, they were glad

192
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,760
Speaker 1: to see little Stevie because he was he was, he

193
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,160
Speaker 1: was happy, and I had a human If I had

194
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,439
Speaker 1: you laughing, I just you know, And all of a

195
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,640
Speaker 1: sudden they leaned over and touching me on my shoulder,

196
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,160
Speaker 1: laughing and stuff. You know, I like get in touch.

197
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,400
Speaker 1: So if that's where to get, so get funnier. So

198
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:33,160
Speaker 1: I hold my skills as a comedian because women enjoyed it,

199
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,360
Speaker 1: and that's one of the things. And so what little

200
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,920
Speaker 1: Gremlin was doing, the little Gremlin has developed the best personality.

201
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:42,120
Speaker 1: And day now they tried to pretend they're happy for

202
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,679
Speaker 1: but we asked if she was planning to have a

203
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,000
Speaker 1: baby with this man, and she told us that she

204
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,400
Speaker 1: and the Little Gremlin was gonna planning on starting the

205
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:53,000
Speaker 1: family immediately. Well, y'all gotta get ready to start making

206
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,760
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna have to come back on this

207
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,160
Speaker 1: letter because I don't have the time to tell you

208
00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,959
Speaker 1: now if they have this, start this family immediately. There

209
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,040
Speaker 1: are some words that you're gonna have to learn to

210
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:09,440
Speaker 1: help you when you see this baby. Hold on, Steve,

211
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:15,000
Speaker 1: and I had him for you to stay. Part three

212
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:21,080
Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,

213
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,080
Speaker 1: this is one of those times we rarely do this,

214
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,040
Speaker 1: but this is one of those times when we do.

215
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,320
Speaker 1: Steve felt the need to do a part three of

216
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,760
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter for day the subject the little Gremlin

217
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,520
Speaker 1: is here to stay. So here's the whole thing. I'm

218
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,880
Speaker 1: gonna just recapt just very quickly. This young woman, she's

219
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,599
Speaker 1: thirty two. She's got a girlfriend and they've been in quarantine.

220
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:42,000
Speaker 1: She met a man in the airport and after just

221
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,319
Speaker 1: one year, she's engaged. The problem that the very close

222
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:48,520
Speaker 1: knit group of friends have is they've labeled him the

223
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:54,559
Speaker 1: little Gremlin. They've said, this is the ugliest little creature

224
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:59,520
Speaker 1: that they have ever seen. He has very jagged fitches,

225
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,199
Speaker 1: so so obviously to them, this boy's toe up. But

226
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:07,319
Speaker 1: the girl says, this man has the first best personality

227
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,320
Speaker 1: of any man she's ever dated. They are engaged. The

228
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:17,440
Speaker 1: girlfriends are concerned because they maybe they just think this

229
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:20,560
Speaker 1: is going too far, too fast. And then so they

230
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,280
Speaker 1: tried to pretend that they was happy for but they

231
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,000
Speaker 1: asked her if she's planning on having a baby with

232
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,800
Speaker 1: this man. She told them they gonna start a family immediately.

233
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is none of our business. We

234
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,040
Speaker 1: think we stuck in the house alone. They don't. They

235
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,480
Speaker 1: scared the babysit the baby because they don't know what

236
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:44,800
Speaker 1: it's going. Well, the baby gonna be tow up just

237
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:50,160
Speaker 1: off the back. You think this baby don't have a

238
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,720
Speaker 1: chance of being cute if this man is a little grimlin.

239
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,360
Speaker 1: There are some words you're gonna have to learn when

240
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:02,680
Speaker 1: you see the baby, and they have to be complimentary words,

241
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,520
Speaker 1: but allow you to get it out at the same time.

242
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,680
Speaker 1: As soon as you see the baby, first thing you

243
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:15,480
Speaker 1: should say is oh my god. That's a compliment, but

244
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:21,320
Speaker 1: it's also relief. Here's another one. Look at this little

245
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:26,560
Speaker 1: bundle of joy. See that Jesus. Sweet things you can

246
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:30,520
Speaker 1: say the people that show you ugly babies. Then here's

247
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,920
Speaker 1: another one that I use when I see real ugly baby.

248
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:39,400
Speaker 1: Give you your Boobooya's baby talk Company. And that what

249
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:43,360
Speaker 1: I say when you union booboo, which translation me when

250
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:49,720
Speaker 1: you look jet like somebody ass booboo, you're gonna need

251
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,600
Speaker 1: to know that. Then here's a love when you want

252
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:58,600
Speaker 1: to say Lord Jesus. Yeah, that's like a compliment and

253
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,600
Speaker 1: a prayer. And then here's the one I used when

254
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,520
Speaker 1: my boy Onion showed me his baby for the first time.

255
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:10,280
Speaker 1: I looked at that little boy. He opened up that blanket.

256
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:15,120
Speaker 1: I said, boy, you look just like your daddy. That's

257
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:19,200
Speaker 1: your favorite. Go too. You need all these terms when

258
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:29,120
Speaker 1: you see this baby. Thank you. You're listening to morning

259
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:29,440
Speaker 1: show