1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: My best friend says I've changed as a person because 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: I slept with a man in a wheelchair. 3 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 2: Sounds like you need to change your best friend. 4 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: Mmmmm correct. Obviously a Thoroway account. I don't need anyone 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: here seeing my regular account. Also, I'm in the US 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: and English is my first language. Any discrepancies are because 7 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,080 Speaker 1: I suck at. 8 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 3: Typing on my phone. It's okay context and full story. 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: I am twenty eight female, not me, but Opie, my 10 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: childhood best friend will call Jess, is also twenty eight female. 11 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,880 Speaker 1: To put it simply, I don't think I'm any kind 12 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: of prude. I just don't really feel comfortable with casual, 13 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: spicy sleep, and I never have. My best friend knows 14 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 1: about this and has teased me about it lightly in 15 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: the past. She's been in a long term relationship for 16 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: the last three years, and I've mostly been single while 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 1: working on my degree and starting my career. Jess lives 18 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: in another state with her boyfriend, so we don't hang 19 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,320 Speaker 1: out much anymore. By the way, this comes from Throwaway Jess, 20 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: come on on the r slash Okay story time Subbertt 21 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: Nice Actually on the r slash Best Depositive Update suberdet 22 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: oh poive updates. 23 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 2: Who yeah, how positive it really is? Oh? 24 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 3: Really so? 25 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 1: About a month ago, I had a first date with 26 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: a guy that I've been talking to for a bit. 27 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: Thought it was going places, but he gave a weird 28 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,119 Speaker 1: vibe on the date and I cut and ran early. 29 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: On my way home, I stopped at a local pub, 30 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 1: figured I would have a drink to unwind, and people 31 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 1: watched till it wore off. Tipsy driving is still wasted driving, 32 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: in my opinion. 33 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 3: Correct. 34 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: I get there and it's pretty packed Friday night and all, 35 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: and there was no seating room at the bar. 36 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 4: No. 37 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 3: I took my drink and looked around. No, no, what, No, 38 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 3: he just went I. 39 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: Said a joke in my brain, and I'm not gonna 40 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: say it, whispered to me. No, not gonna say no, 41 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: it's too risky. 42 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 2: Now. 43 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 1: Most of the restaurant side of the pub was someone's 44 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: birthday party. But there's a small table with a seat 45 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: open off to the side with a guy reading a 46 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: book there. 47 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 2: I can kind of picture this. It's like two in 48 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 2: the morning. Half the side is like like super drunk people, 49 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 2: and then there's one guy in the corner. It's it's 50 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 2: not well lit, and it's reading a book. Probably catch 51 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 2: her in the ride. 52 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, what's what's a what's a hot guy reading a book? Book? 53 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 2: Not? 54 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 3: What is it? What is that book? You're right now? 55 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: Yeah? 56 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 2: If I see them reading Children of Time? Riley didn't 57 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 2: even get I didn't get camera time. 58 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 1: Sophia to everyone walking into the kitchen. Guys, my book 59 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: are so good, guys, And it actually was good. I 60 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 1: was actually like, yeah, I really like that. Yeah, it's 61 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: a really cool sci fi story. 62 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 3: It's just really cool, guys. 63 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 2: I'm only one hundred pages in, but it's really cool. 64 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 5: The only problem that I have with this book is 65 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 5: she literally like read a very similar book to this, 66 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 5: like three months ago. 67 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, it is so much. 68 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 5: I know what's already gonna happen. 69 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 3: You like what you like, you like what you like. 70 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,960 Speaker 3: I guess I have a waffle, I have a pancake. 71 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 3: I love both. I'm not mad. 72 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 5: Those are two different things. 73 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,079 Speaker 1: There's a small table with the seat open off to 74 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: the side, with a guy reading a book there. So 75 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 1: I say it, I'm a social person, and what is 76 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: the worst thing that could happen? He says no, So 77 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: I ask if I can sit there for a bit, 78 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: and I promise we don't have to talk or anything. 79 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 2: This is that you make friends. 80 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 3: This is great how you do it. 81 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 2: People don't understand that you could just talk to anyone. 82 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 3: It really is kind of crazy, kind of crazy and 83 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,399 Speaker 3: beautiful at the same time. 84 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 2: Life Act. You can talk to anyone whoa They can't 85 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:29,919 Speaker 2: stop you. 86 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: Sophia's Life Acts from Sophia Daughter the Cousin to unfinished Thoughts. 87 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: At this point, I feel like I've fed up because 88 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: this guy up close is the hottest. 89 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: Man I have ever seen hot guy reading a book. 90 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,360 Speaker 2: That's so true, though you can't know until you ran 91 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 2: next to them, right, like that guy might be hot. 92 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 2: I don't know. 93 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, men are ugly, so it's hard. It's really hard 94 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 3: across the board. 95 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 5: It's true, And especially when you're walking late at night 96 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 5: and all they all are is tall and you didn't 97 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 5: get a good look at their face and you're like, oh, 98 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 5: they could be hot, but we don't know. 99 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 2: Who knows. 100 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: I feel like this is a very specific reference that 101 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: I'm not understanding. That is it is just correat thanks 102 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: for your inside jokes about me. I'm outside, but he 103 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: just smiled at me and gave an enthusiastic. 104 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 3: Sure. A few minutes later, Yeah, right. 105 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 2: He wants it too much now, yeah. 106 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 3: Be mysterious hot guy not excited over easter. I guess 107 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 3: let me. I gotta read a few pages in, but 108 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 3: let me get back to my book here. 109 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,119 Speaker 2: I'm was done with this chapter. 110 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: A few minutes later of me sipping in silence, and 111 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: he says, I don't mind talking if you want to. 112 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to. Are you kidding me right now? 113 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,839 Speaker 3: Of course I want to talk. 114 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 4: Duh. 115 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 1: We talk for a bit and it turns out that 116 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: Mike fake name is twenty nine, just finish his master's 117 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: degree in some kind of computer learning field. I program computers, 118 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: to program computers, he says, uh, And he's living on 119 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,760 Speaker 1: his own for the first time. 120 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 3: Dump them. Not independent, it's just kidding, just kidding. 121 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: Stops by the pub after work because he's right around 122 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: the corner, and he's not used to the silence yet 123 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: after living so long with half a dozen siblings. 124 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:09,839 Speaker 2: A lot of siblings. 125 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:10,799 Speaker 3: It's a lot of siblings. 126 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 5: Sounds like john slife in la when he first got here. 127 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 3: True, very true, lived with twenty nine roommates. There you go. 128 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 3: How does work? I don't know? Twenty nine roommates. It's 129 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 3: all good. 130 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 5: So many. 131 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 2: It's more than half a dozen. 132 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,160 Speaker 3: Right before the pandemic. 133 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 2: That's that's more than double a dozen. 134 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 3: That's true. 135 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 2: That's more than two. 136 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: Yes, Sophia, it is. It is a large number of 137 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: people in one place to live. 138 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 2: That's a lit bit. 139 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 3: Okay, Okay. We talked for. 140 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,720 Speaker 1: Two good hours about everything from dating, which he's basically 141 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,920 Speaker 1: given up on, to hobbies and tastes, and we have 142 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: a near total eclipse of a ven diagram of. 143 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 3: This stuff of clips. They have a lot in common, basically. 144 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 3: That's a nerd way of saying it. 145 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 1: I eventually sort of blurted out that I don't know 146 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 1: why he'd given up on dating. 147 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 4: Okay, I'm like, yo, so you're not helping yourself. No 148 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 4: visual Okay, that's better. 149 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 3: That's better. 150 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 4: No visual humor. 151 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, our amazing sign fell back. This is 152 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: the closest thing I've had to a good date in forever. 153 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 1: Wow bold shooting my shot obliquely here all He gets 154 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,679 Speaker 1: kind of an odd look on his face and says, 155 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,480 Speaker 1: tell you what, I have to go to the bathroom. 156 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 3: But when I come back, I ask you out for real. 157 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 3: Damn d smooth, W move or not w smooth? 158 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's like, wow, no, what is he going 159 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 5: to do in the bathrooms. 160 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 2: He's got to go to the bathroom. People got to pee. 161 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:50,640 Speaker 3: We don't know. 162 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 5: Fun fact, when you do have to use the restroom, 163 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 5: you make better decisions. 164 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,279 Speaker 3: This does not sound real. No, it's true. It's true 165 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 3: from who We're but true book. 166 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 5: I used to buy. 167 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 3: Is that the gift we got? 168 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 2: No? 169 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 5: No, no, no, not that gift. But when I was younger, 170 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 5: I would always buy these weird but true books because 171 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,280 Speaker 5: I love Rendon. 172 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 3: It sounds like they just wrote that in the book 173 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 3: called Weird but True. 174 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 5: Oh think about it, John, you have to use the bathroom. 175 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 5: You're gonna make every good decision you can to get 176 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 5: to the restroom, not. 177 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 3: Go down this rabbit hole. 178 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true. 179 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: But Opie says, weird butro okay, sop you think it's weird, Okay, 180 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: guys vote in the comments weirder smooth, weirder smooth. 181 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 2: I think I think it's cool. 182 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 3: Let me know. 183 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: Then it all clicks because he doesn't get up to 184 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: walk away. My man rolls in his wheelchair, that is 185 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, they. 186 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 3: See me rolling, they hate nice one. Sophia, good job. Hey, yeah, 187 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 3: it's crushed up. 188 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,560 Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, oh my god, he wanted to give 189 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: me a chance to back out of this without making 190 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: it awkward. 191 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 3: How cute can this guy be? 192 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: Okay, So we went from weird to like double smooth, 193 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 1: double cute because he's like, oh, he's like nonchalantly showing me, like, okay, 194 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: he's in a wheelchair, and if I'm a crazy ablest hater, 195 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: then it's like, okay, then yeah, we know that's not 196 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:10,640 Speaker 1: the vibe. 197 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the vibe. They're vibing. 198 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:13,720 Speaker 3: They're vibing. 199 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: He grinned like crazy when he got back and saw 200 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: I was still there, and I basically tripped over myself, 201 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: saying something to the effect of, uh so, like I'm free, 202 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: all oaky, What. 203 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 3: Do you have in mine? 204 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 5: Damn? 205 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 2: No? Peace too eager? 206 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 6: Know what to do? 207 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 3: When do we read a good book? I have one 208 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,800 Speaker 3: in mind. It has spiders and ant human Neanderthals. 209 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 2: It's true. 210 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: Another hour later, we got plans for Saturday and he 211 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 1: told me he has a neuromuscular disorder. 212 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 3: I can't remember the name of my degree. 213 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,559 Speaker 1: Isn't in stem loll so his legs work, but the 214 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,599 Speaker 1: signals from his brain get misinterpreted, so he doesn't have 215 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: the balance or coordination for walking or standing. The pub 216 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,839 Speaker 1: starts switching over to the younger slash rowdy or crowd, 217 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: and he asks if I'd like to go back to 218 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:01,199 Speaker 1: his place for coffee to can continue the conversation. 219 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,719 Speaker 3: Uh oh, here we go. 220 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:08,800 Speaker 1: As you probably long since realized, I did not get 221 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: any coffee or conversation till the next morning. 222 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 2: Man, what a what a flip the switch? You hope 223 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,200 Speaker 2: he went from you know, going on a bad dates 224 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 2: going on a really good date. 225 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 3: To the best one ever. 226 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's so perfect because there's no expectations and 227 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 1: it's just like I love. 228 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 2: I personally love dates that aren't dates, like for first dates. 229 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,600 Speaker 3: Have you been on a blind date before? 230 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:35,839 Speaker 1: No? 231 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,719 Speaker 3: Neither have I. Who does that? 232 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 2: I can't do that. I hate going on dates where 233 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,560 Speaker 2: I know, Like I hate going on a first date 234 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:44,920 Speaker 2: where I know it's a first date, Like I want 235 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 2: there to I want. 236 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,079 Speaker 3: There to be some it just magically like this, It 237 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,360 Speaker 3: magically transforms. 238 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, that's what I love. 239 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,800 Speaker 5: Wait tom out, I if I had a guy that 240 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 5: played basketball, and he was pretty handsome. You wouldn't want 241 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,319 Speaker 5: to go in a blind. 242 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 3: Date with him, No, but blind dates, she wouldn't know 243 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 3: what he looks like. 244 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,360 Speaker 5: Well, she can trust me, okay with the thing? 245 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 3: I know it can only like you share the picture like, 246 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:06,760 Speaker 3: it only makes sense. 247 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:10,079 Speaker 2: It could only it would have to be completely blind, 248 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,559 Speaker 2: as in I didn't know it was a date. 249 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,600 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Sophia goes from super blind Day. 250 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,480 Speaker 2: It be so blind that you set me up without 251 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 2: me even know. 252 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 1: You're blind to the fact that it is a date. Yeah, yeah, 253 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,600 Speaker 1: that's you. You inception a date exactly. 254 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 3: Love it. 255 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,679 Speaker 1: I have zero regrets, and we've been dating ever since, 256 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 1: and I know it's still early, but. 257 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 3: I really feel like this might be the one. 258 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:32,199 Speaker 2: It's cute. 259 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:37,320 Speaker 1: Onward to Yesterday afternoon. My friend Jess remember Jess, Oh yes, 260 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,559 Speaker 1: I do, oh yeah, is in town and we go 261 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 1: out for coffee to catch up on things. I'm gushing 262 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,679 Speaker 1: about Mike. But when I get to how we met, 263 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 1: she just sort of got weird and edgy, so edgy, 264 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,880 Speaker 1: like a like a teen listening to Green Day. 265 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,199 Speaker 2: I love Green Day. 266 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 1: I don't remember any exact words, but she essentially said 267 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,719 Speaker 1: that I must have a We can't say this, we'd 268 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:04,320 Speaker 1: probably a a a spicy desire, right, I don't. 269 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,360 Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know if we can kink 270 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:12,160 Speaker 3: kink maybe, Yeah, they're different things. I have a I 271 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 3: have a spicy. 272 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: Desire for the handicapped since I broke my number one 273 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 1: rule and it's the best physical relationship I've ever been in. 274 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:25,079 Speaker 2: That's so weird. That's so weird to say with someone like, oh, yeah, 275 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,760 Speaker 2: I just went on this great day this guy's wheelchair 276 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 2: and they're like, well, you must you must be like 277 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 2: that's so weird. You must only want to date people 278 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 2: in wheelchairs. 279 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, can we can we stop? Please? 280 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,080 Speaker 1: Can we can we not be like, oh my god, 281 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,800 Speaker 1: that's wow, what a great guy. You had a great time, Like, 282 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm so happy. 283 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 3: We can't just do that? Yeah, can we not just 284 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,360 Speaker 3: be happy for our friends? Apparently not? 285 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,959 Speaker 2: Apparently you gotta you gotta butt your little nose. 286 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,599 Speaker 5: And I have a spicy desire for women. You know 287 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 5: that's crazy? 288 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 3: You sure do. 289 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: Obi says like it's good for me because he uses 290 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 1: a wheelchair, not because the guy puts in the effort 291 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 1: in bed Kusha markuschmark quschwork. She said, I've changed as 292 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: a person and left without even saying goodbye. 293 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 3: Fifteen years of friendship and I've never seen her like that. 294 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 2: That's crazy, crazy changes a person because she went on 295 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 2: a day with a guy in a wheelchair. 296 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,439 Speaker 1: Come on, so here, I am asking the most objective 297 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,400 Speaker 1: people online, haha. If I am an a hole or 298 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,719 Speaker 1: weird for being super attracted to the guy to a 299 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 1: guy who uses a wheelchair and basically putting out immediately, 300 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: we have some relevant comments. 301 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 3: Where we hear from some people, but I want to 302 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,120 Speaker 3: hear some relevant comments from Sophie and the donner. 303 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 2: Talk to me, you should stop being friends with this person. 304 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 3: Dude. 305 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 2: You weren't attracted to them because they were in a wheelchair. 306 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 2: That's just a facet of their identity. 307 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: Now, if if op was like, oh my god in 308 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,560 Speaker 1: a wheelchair, like oh my god, it's so hot, Like okay, 309 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,120 Speaker 1: yeah it's different. Hey, that's but she's just like, oh 310 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,679 Speaker 1: I met this amazing person, like oh we rolled out, 311 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:01,480 Speaker 1: I saw a wheel choir. 312 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:06,240 Speaker 3: She was like, whoa what what? Yeah? 313 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 2: No, your friend's ablest. 314 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:14,400 Speaker 3: And ablest nonsense, yety your friends. Why can't we do 315 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,800 Speaker 3: what can't we do that? I don't get it. I 316 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,800 Speaker 3: don't get it. Why why can't we do we where 317 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,559 Speaker 3: we put legal apparently according to all these stories. 318 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: Apparently so apparently so from Refrigerator Hot thirty eight fifty nine. 319 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 3: Firstly, you are allowed to change the rules that you 320 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,760 Speaker 3: made for yourself. Yeah, yeah, like come on. 321 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,120 Speaker 2: Also, it was kind of like shamey. It was just 322 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,679 Speaker 2: double it was being her friend was being apist and 323 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 2: also was shaming her for sleeping with someone. 324 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 3: Literally, it's like, why let her live her life? This 325 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,680 Speaker 3: is what she wants to do. She's not hurting anyone. 326 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 2: Anyone, she's not hurting herself. 327 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 3: Uh oh. 328 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:59,360 Speaker 5: She has a thing where king that they like and 329 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,320 Speaker 5: she is a shame by it. So she's projecting not bad. 330 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:09,199 Speaker 1: That's an interesting theory. That is that is a possibility. 331 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,679 Speaker 1: And she's with someone right now too, So is it like, 332 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,360 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I first of all, I'm like ashamed 333 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 1: or have some sort of uh self hate for this, 334 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: like bad spicy desire that I have, And I'm with 335 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 1: a guy and now I see OPI with him. 336 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 3: I could see it. I could see it. Nice conspiracy theory. Really. 337 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 1: Secondly, I do not get from anything you wrote that 338 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,880 Speaker 1: you have a spicy desire for the handicapped. Her comments 339 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 1: are weird, sounds like you need to keep Mike and 340 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: drop Jess. Good friends will be happy for you. And 341 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:44,320 Speaker 1: from what I can gather, that ain't her you up. Nope, 342 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 1: dub Ry says she's got a weird, spicy desire for 343 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: super hot guys who are kind, well spoken, and f. 344 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 3: Like a hero. Yeah that's like a hero, so hilarious. 345 00:14:58,880 --> 00:14:59,480 Speaker 3: What a weirdo. 346 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: In case it's not obvious, Opie responds, Okay, yeah, this 347 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: made me laugh for real. Seriously, what a weird spicy 348 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:13,160 Speaker 1: desire that I have? And Relly Wee says, Hey, that's 349 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,760 Speaker 1: my spicy desire too. Here I was thinking I was 350 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: the only one. 351 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:20,680 Speaker 3: Shot. 352 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:24,400 Speaker 1: Seastone says, oh, fat friend, I read this whole thing. 353 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: You have zero spicy desires. This guy is hot, this 354 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,960 Speaker 1: guy is intelligent, This guy lives on his own, this 355 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 1: guy has his crap together. This man gave you the 356 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: door to leave. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. 357 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 1: Opie responds, that crap forwored me. He was so considerate 358 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,600 Speaker 1: in so many ways. His stories about his siblings are 359 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,600 Speaker 1: also hilarious. I can't wait to meet them. We're trying 360 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,880 Speaker 1: not to rush things just because it all seems so great. 361 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 1: But they have a barbecue in May that he'd like 362 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,400 Speaker 1: me to come to, and I am, so there May. 363 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,520 Speaker 2: When was this written? 364 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 3: I don't know when was this written. 365 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,240 Speaker 2: He's planning for the future, inviting our to the future, 366 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 2: to a future events. 367 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: Yes, Oh okay, I thought I thought you were like, 368 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,120 Speaker 1: because it's in the summer, Like the summer means that. 369 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,160 Speaker 2: It's like when you're when you're you know, when you 370 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,320 Speaker 2: start dating someone and then they're like, hey, do you 371 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,120 Speaker 2: want to do this thing months from now? 372 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 6: Lie? 373 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: Wait what he's maybe maybe maybe maybe that was like 374 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,120 Speaker 1: the fully you know, how they do the full update 375 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 1: with like everything. Yeah, but so we don't know tragically 376 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,880 Speaker 1: how how much? But I mean the fact that she 377 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:31,240 Speaker 1: says in May means it's at least a month away. 378 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 1: I am, he's got to be at least got beast, 379 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,560 Speaker 1: which is good, which is great, which is great. 380 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 3: That's an advance. He was raised around a lot of 381 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 3: love and it shows. Now we have an update two 382 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:41,800 Speaker 3: days later. 383 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,800 Speaker 1: But before we get into that update, what do we 384 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: can spearize because that's such a real word, what is 385 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 1: going to happen? 386 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,280 Speaker 2: I think Op and this new man are going to 387 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:58,280 Speaker 2: get together and Jess is gonna post something on Facebook. 388 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,480 Speaker 1: M that's that's that's a highly accurate conspiracy theory. I'm 389 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: gonna give you a very wild and likely not accurate 390 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 1: conspiracy theory. I think Jess will leave her man, Yeah, 391 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:15,560 Speaker 1: go after this guy in secret and and basically plant 392 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:20,960 Speaker 1: keep planting this this seed of ablest shame on Op 393 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,880 Speaker 1: and try to get Op to drop him, to drop 394 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 1: him while she. 395 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 3: Is secretly like wooing. 396 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 1: And trying to like figure out how she's gonna steal 397 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,760 Speaker 1: him away exactly. 398 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,679 Speaker 3: I like it. That's my guess. We'll see what happens. 399 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,480 Speaker 1: We were like eight for eight yesterday we were we 400 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,560 Speaker 1: were on fire Dan. Yeah, it was one of the 401 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 1: one of our most act and it was key on 402 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,919 Speaker 1: in Dakota. They were calling most of the shots. 403 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 2: That's crazy. 404 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:44,720 Speaker 3: It was good stuff. 405 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 2: No. I was like, I think they did find some 406 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,400 Speaker 2: of those stories. 407 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 3: But notice now you're making me questions. I think that 408 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 3: was Kim Lana, So I think it's okay. Cool. I'm 409 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:58,400 Speaker 3: still questioning, but that's okay. I would choose to believe 410 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,360 Speaker 3: the fun truth update two days my first update ever. 411 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,879 Speaker 1: Yay. Uh So if you were hoping for some terrible drama, 412 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,640 Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you, but I don't 413 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:13,159 Speaker 1: roll like that, and her boyfriend doesn't either, no pun intended. 414 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,280 Speaker 1: So I do have an update on Jess and crap 415 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,840 Speaker 1: finally makes perfect sense. 416 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 6: Oh. 417 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,919 Speaker 2: I bet it's that she has as a spicy desire. 418 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,960 Speaker 1: And I have a slightly NSFW but funny story about 419 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:34,840 Speaker 1: Mike because this guy is just the best. Okay, So, first, 420 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: I finally message Jess yesterday. 421 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 3: For wheelchair You know what, it probably wasn't yo, you 422 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 3: ran with that joke I just popped in my head. 423 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 5: I have to say it. 424 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,000 Speaker 2: Oh. 425 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,320 Speaker 1: So, first, I finally message Jess yesterday and said, basically, 426 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,359 Speaker 1: I'm still hurt by what you said, but after fifteen 427 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: years of friendship, I'd never forgive myself if I didn't 428 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: at least ask why you snapped at me like that. 429 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:08,359 Speaker 3: She replied immediately, I'm so effing sorry. I didn't mean 430 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 3: any of that. Oh and can we have a dream 431 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,320 Speaker 3: over lunch? 432 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 4: Oh? 433 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 3: Can we do that? 434 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 2: Why was she so upset? 435 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,719 Speaker 3: I don't trust him? 436 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:19,360 Speaker 2: This is the track into a rat. 437 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,840 Speaker 3: So I agreed cautiously and took half a day to 438 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,600 Speaker 3: meet with her today. That's a long time. 439 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,639 Speaker 1: Turns out that those of you who said she was 440 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 1: jealous and that she might have something else going on, 441 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,280 Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, and especially the person 442 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,560 Speaker 1: who said something might be going on in her relationship 443 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 1: gold Stars. She's in town because she's job hunting, because 444 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 1: she's moving back in with her parents for a while 445 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:47,200 Speaker 1: since her relationship ended. 446 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 3: It's over woo, So she's a free agent. Ah, and 447 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 3: she's looking for us. 448 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 2: She's looking for love for love. 449 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,159 Speaker 1: So apparently they have been having a ton one of 450 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:05,480 Speaker 1: small problems adding up, but the biggest one Spicy sleeps. 451 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 3: Yes, I can't do it right. He sucks and not 452 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:09,920 Speaker 3: in the good way. 453 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,240 Speaker 5: Dang dude. I could never imagine that being an issue exactly. 454 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,359 Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to I wasn't trying to argue on 455 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 3: at all. 456 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 5: No, Like, we don't, we don't, that's not our problem. 457 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 5: What we don't have that we don't have to worry 458 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 5: about that problem, right, John, Right? John, I'm right, John. 459 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,120 Speaker 1: You could be saying multiple things, all of the options 460 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,800 Speaker 1: I hate, So I'm I'm just. 461 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 3: Psych just be like, yeah, dude, you're right, that's I'm 462 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 3: not falling in for the strap. I'm not falling into it. 463 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,399 Speaker 1: So this guy, the guy that she's been with, was 464 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,240 Speaker 1: apparently never great, but it's gotten to the point where 465 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 1: he makes no effort at all for her to enjoy 466 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,520 Speaker 1: yourself and then gets pissed when she isn't in the mood. 467 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: She tried talking with him about it, making suggestions, but 468 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,919 Speaker 1: he told her recently that it's a mascular leading uh 469 00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:03,440 Speaker 1: being given spicy sleep advice by a woman. 470 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,000 Speaker 5: What I don't know about that? 471 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,119 Speaker 2: What I like it. I'm sorry you're getting You're getting 472 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 2: suggestions direct from the customer. This is a customer service report. 473 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,920 Speaker 3: I don't like my job and I quit. 474 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,920 Speaker 2: It's like you're you're you're making like I don't know, 475 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,720 Speaker 2: you're you're a chef, and that you give you give 476 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 2: you give your food, customer, give your bad food, and 477 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,639 Speaker 2: the customers like, hey, this is this isn't good and 478 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,440 Speaker 2: they're like, I actually don't want to have advice from 479 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,040 Speaker 2: the customer. 480 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,920 Speaker 3: Thank you very much your season masculating its great to me. 481 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,960 Speaker 1: That's that's what it's given. The straw that broke the 482 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,359 Speaker 1: metaphorical Camel's back and not Jesses. However, was that her 483 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,360 Speaker 1: boyfriend has always had a thing for Asian women. Here 484 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:54,560 Speaker 1: we go, So here's the desire. Here's the bad, spicy 485 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,080 Speaker 1: desire coming to play exactly. She's Caucasian. 486 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:57,840 Speaker 3: That's half. 487 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,399 Speaker 2: No, no, because she's not getting what. 488 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:12,199 Speaker 6: Sophia is on fire today, ladies and gentlemen, whoa starting 489 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:19,840 Speaker 6: to stream off strong whisper Sophia and who has replaced 490 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,920 Speaker 6: her with this Sophia. 491 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,360 Speaker 3: So anyways, she's Caucasian, but she does have long black hair. 492 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,600 Speaker 1: After weeks of fighting over their spicy sleep life, he 493 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: suggested that they spice things up. 494 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:38,080 Speaker 3: By her dressing in a kimono and pretending to be Asian. 495 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 3: Run run, get out of here, girl, run did you 496 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 3: have to look up? 497 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 5: I just what it was? Okay, I now know what 498 00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 5: a kimono is. 499 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:47,440 Speaker 2: There we go. 500 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 3: We're all on the same page. 501 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 2: Run away from this terrible, terrible man. 502 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,480 Speaker 3: Run away, please. 503 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 2: Tell you, terrible man, just just what a terrible. 504 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy sucks everywhere except he does. 505 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:08,120 Speaker 1: She lost it on him and is completely disgusted by 506 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: the racist, spicy desires and ended it right then. 507 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,440 Speaker 3: Good, good, good good. 508 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: She had all of this bottled up and was hoping 509 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: to talk to me and finally be able to put 510 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 1: it down. And I missed every hint that she had 511 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:27,200 Speaker 1: something big to discuss because I was gushing about mine. Um, 512 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: I see now, we see where the anger. 513 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:33,800 Speaker 3: The reaction, and she was just she was just frustrated. 514 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,560 Speaker 3: That's that's what it seems like. So to her, it 515 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,920 Speaker 3: felt like I was just twisting the knife by bragging 516 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,159 Speaker 3: about how great our spicy sleep was. 517 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,840 Speaker 1: She snapped, and somewhere between what I was saying and 518 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,000 Speaker 1: what she wanted to talk about, some wires got crossed 519 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: and she said something incredibly dumb. She left us out, 520 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,800 Speaker 1: saying goodbye because she was mortified and ashamed, as well 521 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,560 Speaker 1: as irrationally mad at me. Something to know about Jess. 522 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 1: She's an awful liar, and she and I were the 523 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,280 Speaker 1: co founders of our high school's Foot in Mouth Society. 524 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 1: I didn't know that was the thing, so I did 525 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,200 Speaker 1: believe what is going on. I've never heard that before. 526 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,359 Speaker 2: Put your foot in your mouth if you like, you're like, oh, 527 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,680 Speaker 2: trying to say something and all that, it all just 528 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:17,360 Speaker 2: comes out wrong. 529 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 5: Okay, cat got your tongue. 530 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,639 Speaker 2: No, that's different. That's kind of what cat got your 531 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,399 Speaker 2: tongue is like when you can't you don't say anything. 532 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,320 Speaker 2: Foot in your mouth is when you're like, I didn't 533 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 2: mean that's foot in your mouth? 534 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 3: Or you say like the wrong, yeah, stupid. 535 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,359 Speaker 5: In your mouth? Why we gotta we gotta put a 536 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 5: foot in her mouth. 537 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,320 Speaker 3: It's it's it's an expression. It's an expression, all right. 538 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,879 Speaker 1: Blame the creators of English, not me. I told her 539 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,159 Speaker 1: I forgive her, and I'm sorry. I didn't realize she 540 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,720 Speaker 1: wanted to talk about something bothering her, and she said 541 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: I was too stupidly nice and have nothing. 542 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,479 Speaker 3: To apologize for. So I think we'll be okay, all 543 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 3: right for the time being. 544 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,119 Speaker 1: I'm not ready for her to meet Mike because I 545 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,919 Speaker 1: don't want to make things feel worse, and she increaes, 546 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: but she's really happy for me. Hopefully this is just 547 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,480 Speaker 1: a funny story that we can look back on someday. 548 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,119 Speaker 2: Maybe don't tell Mike this funny story. 549 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,159 Speaker 5: M Maybe wait till it's funny and then you can 550 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 5: maybe tell me, Yeah. 551 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 3: We need to We need the time, the time to 552 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 3: make it funny, you know. So onto how Mike almost 553 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,399 Speaker 3: killed me? 554 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 2: Bull whoa what plot twist? 555 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,760 Speaker 1: Last night we were talking about the Reddit post and 556 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:25,919 Speaker 1: he gets this funny expression uh that I'm starting to recognize, 557 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,320 Speaker 1: and he goes, how do you know you don't have 558 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,920 Speaker 1: a spicy desire if we haven't at least tried it 559 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 1: in the chair? 560 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,440 Speaker 3: Ah, Mike ay oh? 561 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:44,200 Speaker 1: And I'm like, are you serious, little He said, he's 562 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:48,159 Speaker 1: never attempted it because Q tears He's never felt so 563 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:49,760 Speaker 1: comfortable with a partner before. 564 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 5: So that's the best, that's the best. What do you 565 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,120 Speaker 5: can do both? 566 00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, the full spectrum. Well, his chair has what is 567 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,720 Speaker 1: essentially like a parking brake on it, or it should. 568 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,399 Speaker 1: It's unfortunately broken, and apparently getting them fixed is an 569 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 1: expensive pain in the butt. He doesn't use it that often, 570 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,320 Speaker 1: so he hasn't made it a priority. And there's this 571 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,000 Speaker 1: thing called Newton's third law. You know how every action 572 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,200 Speaker 1: has an equal and opposite reaction. As it happens when 573 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,480 Speaker 1: you're trying to uh get the emotion of the ocean 574 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:30,520 Speaker 1: going in a chair with wheels that aren't blocked, there's 575 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,520 Speaker 1: a sort of counter motion that starts and f's it 576 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 1: all up? 577 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,120 Speaker 6: WHOA? 578 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 3: So we were going nowhere fast except. 579 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,960 Speaker 1: For inching along the floor in his bedroom and laughing 580 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,399 Speaker 1: at the silliness, which isn't helping. Eventually he just stops 581 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,760 Speaker 1: and says, maybe we can get some of those wooden 582 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: block things you use to keep little planes from rolling away, 583 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 1: like an Indiana Jones. 584 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,960 Speaker 5: You know, great suggestion. 585 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,480 Speaker 1: No one said he was great at pillow talk. I 586 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,080 Speaker 1: absolutely lost it, like laughing so hard, I'm in tears. 587 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,080 Speaker 1: He's giggling, half at the situation, half at my reaction, 588 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: and everything just keeps setting me off again. Finally I 589 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: get it under control, doing some deep breathing exercises and whatnot, 590 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,560 Speaker 1: and I look at him again and he pulls the 591 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 1: straightest face he can and says, for the love of God, golly, 592 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,639 Speaker 1: this sure is uncomfortable. 593 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,840 Speaker 3: Folks. If I had asthma, I would have effing died 594 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,560 Speaker 3: right then and there. I love this be done. It's 595 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 3: adorable laughing. 596 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 1: I laughed so hard I think I pulled a rib, 597 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,160 Speaker 1: like wheezing, and not even laughing anymore, so much as 598 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,280 Speaker 1: weeping and making sewful. 599 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,399 Speaker 3: Sound. You're welcome what I would catch my. 600 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,120 Speaker 1: Breath while he's laughing and rubbing my back and saying 601 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,840 Speaker 1: he's sorry he couldn't resist, So yeah, confirmed no spicy 602 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,959 Speaker 1: bad desires here, and this magnificent man's comedic timing might 603 00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: absolutely kill me. I doubt I'll update again because there's 604 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: really nothing I can see needing to share given everything 605 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,720 Speaker 1: sort of worked out, We're not even halfway through the story. 606 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:06,360 Speaker 3: So whoa. 607 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen and in the end the real a 608 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 1: holes here were the friends we made along the way. 609 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,440 Speaker 3: I don't know, I guess. 610 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,560 Speaker 1: So thanks for all the lovely comments on my last 611 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: post and for coming along with me on this absurd 612 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,359 Speaker 1: but brief drama in my life. 613 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:21,840 Speaker 2: Lol. 614 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 3: We have some relevant comments, but before we get into this, 615 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:26,320 Speaker 3: how are feeling? 616 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,120 Speaker 2: So it seems like it seems like everything is all's 617 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 2: well that ends well here? 618 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 3: What possible disasters? 619 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,800 Speaker 2: I'm really wondering what where we could possibly go from here? 620 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,600 Speaker 2: Like maybe I don't know, maybe if we're thinking positively, 621 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:46,400 Speaker 2: they get married or locked up or I have that's it. 622 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:51,400 Speaker 2: Jess is actually a secret agent, WHOA where did that 623 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,200 Speaker 2: come from? 624 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,520 Speaker 3: And she she's bugged the wheelchair and Mike is also 625 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,160 Speaker 3: a secret age. 626 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 1: Mike is also a They have a forbidden love. It 627 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,080 Speaker 1: started off as the as the operation, but it turned 628 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: into something sowhere. 629 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,720 Speaker 2: Do something more. It was I was trying to get information, 630 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,440 Speaker 2: but now I just want to love you, and that's 631 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:12,200 Speaker 2: the whole plot event. 632 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 3: It could be what if she gets pregnant? 633 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: Could be that that seems very and that would that 634 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: would be I mean the fact that I feel like 635 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,280 Speaker 1: it is a positive update, but also the fact that 636 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,600 Speaker 1: Opie said, like, I don't think i'll update here anymore, 637 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 1: and then does anyway we have We're literally not even 638 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:33,960 Speaker 1: halfway through. 639 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 2: Pretty suspicious, pretty telling, pretty dang telling them. 640 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,320 Speaker 1: Well, let's get into these relevant comments. So rusty Marble, 641 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,600 Speaker 1: obviously Jess needs to have a twin with the mother 642 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 1: in law invader own home with dog poo. But I 643 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,720 Speaker 1: thought we were good, and somehow there's a tree dropping 644 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,080 Speaker 1: leaves and a seven year old brat through an apple, 645 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,920 Speaker 1: and then cops came and everyone collapsed. 646 00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 3: What is it? Maybe this was before the just is 647 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 3: good update? 648 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,720 Speaker 1: But well about you on the Opie responds, and everyone's 649 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,520 Speaker 1: phone blows up. 650 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,760 Speaker 3: Genius. I'll finally go viral and get all those internet dollars. 651 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,760 Speaker 3: I assume people are raking. 652 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 2: I think that person was accusing them the story of 653 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:15,720 Speaker 2: being fake. 654 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,520 Speaker 3: Ah, he works on that it's pretty true. 655 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 1: I will probably post an update on this account, but 656 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 1: I don't necessarily want to bog down the am I 657 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: the a hole with my silly crap. I'm so excited 658 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,480 Speaker 1: and nervous. It's apparently a Mother's Day barbecue. 659 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,800 Speaker 2: Family man. 660 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,320 Speaker 3: Also, I love how. 661 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,240 Speaker 1: That commentary was like, oh, this is so fake, when 662 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 1: it's like we have read so much more insanely funematic, 663 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,960 Speaker 1: like this is like so plausible. 664 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, like they went on a date with the man 665 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,240 Speaker 2: in a wheelchair and it went well, and they're like, 666 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:52,840 Speaker 2: I don't buy it. 667 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 1: I could never see it way god, which I didn't 668 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,560 Speaker 1: know because my parents and I are estranged and I 669 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,800 Speaker 1: never even seriously thought about having. 670 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,400 Speaker 3: Kids before meeting Mike. Oh wow. 671 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,600 Speaker 1: But apparently it's a lot of people and a lot 672 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,200 Speaker 1: of food, and apparently everyone knows he's bringing me. 673 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,000 Speaker 3: Also, can I just say f yes about his mom. 674 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,960 Speaker 3: They apparently have a huge, one floor rancher and she 675 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,960 Speaker 3: just assumed we'd be sleeping. 676 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 1: Together in his old dorm. I guess that's like a 677 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,920 Speaker 1: ranch or something. I don't know, Like, none of that weird. 678 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 1: You aren't married yet, so you get separate rooms. 679 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,880 Speaker 3: Crap. I already adore them and we haven't even met yet. 680 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,480 Speaker 3: I love this. 681 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: Oh forward to two thirty and forty six says I 682 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,720 Speaker 1: think Mike updates are essential. 683 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 3: Da am I the a hal. 684 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,160 Speaker 1: I am so excited for you and I hope you 685 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 1: have the time of your life. Obie says, Oh there 686 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: is one coming. Oh my god, his family will. I 687 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,840 Speaker 1: am exhausted already and it's only one day in here 688 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 1: and we have another day of this ahead. 689 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,280 Speaker 3: Already. 690 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,960 Speaker 1: They are amazing and he is glowing like a fireball. 691 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: The side of him when he's with his family is 692 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,480 Speaker 1: so bright. I need sunglasses just to look at it. 693 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: And we have an update one month later. Are we 694 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,560 Speaker 1: still just sticking with our pregnancy theory? 695 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 2: Yeah? 696 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 3: I think so. 697 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,760 Speaker 5: Or just takes a ride in the wheelchair. 698 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 3: WHOA, what if they could become a throttle? Well, could happen? 699 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,080 Speaker 3: You never know, it could happen. It could happen.