Speaker 1: You see how the Peabody's trying to play me. News category,
Speaker 1: news category. Man, what I do is harder than the news.
Speaker 1: The news could never be me. Never they wish they
Speaker 1: could be me. I'm on a whole other level, a
Speaker 1: whole other level what I do. What I do is art,
Speaker 1: and I am an artist, and I'm the best at it.
Speaker 1: I'm the greatest. I'm the billy go yo, man. They
Speaker 1: don't know, they don't know. I can make any news
Speaker 1: story in the art. Any news story can be art.
Speaker 1: All all news does it gives you what happened? I
Speaker 1: make you feel something. I give you emotion. I make
Speaker 1: you emote. I can make any news story in the art.
Speaker 1: Give me a headline. Give me a headline, right now, Sampson,
Speaker 1: give me a headline. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, headlines just
Speaker 1: open up Apple News, Apple News head just in their
Speaker 1: head any headline, any headline. Uh okay, our first headline,
Speaker 1: headline number one little to no fraud reported among US
Speaker 1: rental assistance programs, indicating huge cover up. Next, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're okay, okay, alright, let's see what okay, Yeah
Speaker 1: you just said. Yeah, your broad definition of art. It's
Speaker 1: just anything that makes you feel Stuffing news is just objectivity,
Speaker 1: so you just put whatever you want in there to
Speaker 1: make people feel angry. Okay, yeah. Headline number two minor
Speaker 1: butterflies return to California so liberals can try to register
Speaker 1: them as illegal voters. Next. Yeah, okay, that's alright. I
Speaker 1: imagine that article right now. Headline number three, Bill Gates
Speaker 1: says vaccines could improve child mortality free and parents and
Speaker 1: underdeveloped nations to have less children. Bill Gates wishes ship
Speaker 1: children with dead comma pushes baby killing vaccine. Yo. Yo,
Speaker 1: the ship is too easy, son, The ship is too
Speaker 1: easy for me. I'm the greatest boars. I ship gold bars,
Speaker 1: baby gold bars. I should gold gold. Omar accurate his
Speaker 1: reports kill Biden doesn't. White. The Christian pythologist from Laria
Speaker 1: Crines claims of raising increasing earthquake is being correctly caused
Speaker 1: by an increase of rock and roll. He is a eleven.
Speaker 1: In a new interview with omar Acure News, Dr Fauci
Speaker 1: refuses to take responsibility for nine eleven. He says it
Speaker 1: me because he had nothing to do with it. Will
Speaker 1: let you decide. Following his initial disappointment about having to
Speaker 1: be placed in the news category for the peabodies. Amri
Speaker 1: seems to have come around on the idea. After surveying
Speaker 1: the landscape. He now feels that this actually gives him
Speaker 1: an advanton the Washington Post PPS news out what everyone
Speaker 1: circles around them. I want circles around him. They're so boring.
Speaker 1: They'll be boring me to death. They bore my grandma
Speaker 1: to death. I want circles around him. It's exactly, yo,
Speaker 1: you know what this is like. You know what this
Speaker 1: is like? Huh you know what this is like. It's
Speaker 1: exactly the same thing as putting Nurse Jackie in the
Speaker 1: comedy category at the Golden Globes. Oh what look, just
Speaker 1: stay with me. You know about is Jackie? Nurse Jackie?
Speaker 1: You know? Uh in the drama category? Is not necessarily
Speaker 1: wanted to go up against the sopranos, you know, the Sopranos.
Speaker 1: That's a heavy hitter. But you might feel more comfortable
Speaker 1: going up against the big bank theory. So you know this,
Speaker 1: this is exactly, This is exactly it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we ain't worry about New York Times winning the last
Speaker 1: five years in a row. They wait, they did what? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They always winning. We don't care about what everybody's say,
Speaker 1: but they always winning, How they're a clear favorite to
Speaker 1: win it again next year. How it's definitely a lock,
Speaker 1: and how they can't look. We gotta change it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no way, there's no way we can Winsten. We
Speaker 1: gotta get switched. Oh yeah, we gotta. We gotta get
Speaker 1: switched into the Arts Care Corps. Yeah, yeah, we need
Speaker 1: to get switched. After deciding not to settle for the
Speaker 1: news Categories submission, Amari resorted back to his old tricks.
Speaker 1: Similarly to how he tried to blackmail his old improv
Speaker 1: group into letting him back in by publishing falsehoods I'm
Speaker 1: are decided to use his power to run a smear
Speaker 1: campaign against the Peabodies, except this time, instead of blogging lies,
Speaker 1: he brought up billboards all over New York City claiming
Speaker 1: that the Peabodies are stifling him. They don't say exactly
Speaker 1: how they're stifling him, just that they are and that
Speaker 1: they're ragged. We were with Amar as he checked Twitter
Speaker 1: to gauge how the billboards were being received. Ship, Oh shit, son,
Speaker 1: people leading this up? Son? Yeah, like a breaking and
Speaker 1: egg sewich a bit? No not? What are you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like the baking an egg. No, just all right, okay,
Speaker 1: this one says peabodies are rigged. Yeah, okay, I'm loving
Speaker 1: it all right. Let's see, let's see boycott the peabodies.
Speaker 1: They go do a boycott just for me, AMRII accurate
Speaker 1: news deserves a peabody. That's another tweet, yo, yo. I
Speaker 1: gotta jump in here, right. I can't just let the
Speaker 1: Twitter world just not not feel like I abandoned. I
Speaker 1: gotta jump in there right, let them know that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, yeah, yeah, Samon. You know You're not just
Speaker 1: like yes man, right, yeah yeah, I'm not just yes man,
Speaker 1: you're okay, because I can't handle yes man. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean like I need people around me to be brutally honest. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know, just just tell me true, let me
Speaker 1: you know, just you can speak up, speaking mind and
Speaker 1: just you know, just tell me what it is. There
Speaker 1: is a terrible idea and it's not gonna work, oh
Speaker 1: unless you hit it with that Amori spinning year right
Speaker 1: right now. That's what I was thinking too, That's what
Speaker 1: I was thinking to Okay, alright, so Twitter, okay, let's
Speaker 1: see what do I Alright, I'll tweet at Peabody's listen
Speaker 1: two the people let Amari accurate News be acknowledged in
Speaker 1: the arts category. Yeah, oh oh, ship people. People are
Speaker 1: responding back. Okay, this one says it's not art, this
Speaker 1: is real life. What no? All right? And I gotta
Speaker 1: respond to that, right, all right? Reply no dot dot dot.
Speaker 1: Amori accurate news is about artistic expression. What all right?
Speaker 1: They just said? Wrong, Amari accurate news is the only
Speaker 1: real news, are you Kidney? Look okay, tweet back. I
Speaker 1: am Amori and I'm telling you it is art there. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you were the real Amari, you know it wasn't. Okay,
Speaker 1: all this is absolutely Amari. Look at my account and
Speaker 1: check mark send ship man. Can you believe it's just
Speaker 1: everybody's trying to play me? Nowaday, everybody's trying to get Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Came back h S M D S
Speaker 1: M D as M D s M d Oh so
Speaker 1: so much drip, so much drip? Yeah, all right, to
Speaker 1: be bad, you know it? Yeah? All right? That was
Speaker 1: a positive interation. Not everybody stupid. After a while of this,
Speaker 1: I'm are announced he needed to speak to his readers
Speaker 1: face to face, all right, Samson set up a rally
Speaker 1: in the city. I need to let people know that
Speaker 1: a mari accurate news is not news. What's so hard
Speaker 1: about that to understand? I mean, people are still coming
Speaker 1: at me like the uh it's for real? Like this
Speaker 1: is real ship. It's not real ship. You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to take it. It's just supposed to make you feel
Speaker 1: it's real as far as like the emotion that you feel.
Speaker 1: But just just set the ship up, man, just set
Speaker 1: the ship up. I gotta speak to the people directly
Speaker 1: that read this ship. Uh. No, No, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. What No, come home, man,
Speaker 1: you got you have to do it, you, I have to.
Speaker 1: I gotta speak to the people. You don't get it.
Speaker 1: I gotta speak straight to the people. No, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. Those fans are crazy and they will kill you.
Speaker 1: Listen to what you just said. If their fans, why
Speaker 1: would they kill me? They love me? Then my fans. Okay,
Speaker 1: that would be a beautiful eulogy. But I'm not doing that. Samson.
Speaker 1: You are going to do this or I Am going
Speaker 1: to smash your dick in a phone book, rip it
Speaker 1: off and use it as a book talk. Damn damn okay,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah. Only for the books, though,
Speaker 1: what are you yeah? Because if you you ripped my
Speaker 1: dick off and put it in a book, it's gonna
Speaker 1: that book. You ain't gonna be able to read it.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to read it. You ain't
Speaker 1: gonna be able to read that book with all that
Speaker 1: dick and blood and mm hmm oh, I'll say the books, whatever, man,
Speaker 1: just just do it. Even though he eventually gave in,
Speaker 1: Samson was never comfortable with the idea of addressing fans
Speaker 1: in person and continuing to plead his case for calling
Speaker 1: off the event. If you have any apprehension at all,
Speaker 1: you know you don't have to do this. You out
Speaker 1: of your mind. Look at the size of that crowd,
Speaker 1: just to hear me, just to hear me speak. Yo.
Speaker 1: We don't give them what they want, baby, we don't
Speaker 1: give them what they want. Let's go. Let's go. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. Hello Mari Accurate News readers, Yo, what
Speaker 1: a baby. It's me, your boy, as the founder and
Speaker 1: editor in chief. I am real to see so much
Speaker 1: support to have a Mari Accurate News acknowledged as the
Speaker 1: artistic endeavor that it is a mare Accurate news is
Speaker 1: not and will never be just straight news. We're not
Speaker 1: just straight news. We are more than straight news, way
Speaker 1: more than straight news. A Maori accurate news is and
Speaker 1: always will be fake news. What excuse me? What the
Speaker 1: heck are you talking about? Yeah? Yeah, we fake news, baby,
Speaker 1: always have, always will be way better than news with
Speaker 1: fake news? Are is this some sort of joke? No
Speaker 1: jokes here, no joke. Now. We ain't the onion. We're
Speaker 1: not the onion. This is a Marii accurate news. We
Speaker 1: are accurate. We are Mari accurate news. Fake news, Amari
Speaker 1: accurate news fake news. When you hear Mari accurate news,
Speaker 1: you should think fake news. This ship only supposed to
Speaker 1: make me feel something. Okay, all right, you know what.
Speaker 1: I get it now because you said it so many
Speaker 1: times in a row, so I know what's happening here,
Speaker 1: because O Mari would never say these things. You're a
Speaker 1: government clone sent to infiltrate our movement. Yep, you're a clone.
Speaker 1: Look at me, he's a clone. That's a clone. Face,
Speaker 1: not a clone. Now, you can never clone me. You
Speaker 1: can never clone me. Come on, that's what a clone
Speaker 1: would look at him. You can't clue. You can't clone me.
Speaker 1: You can't speak. How could they clone me? Clue? You
Speaker 1: never club clube what? No, No, don't believe her, Do
Speaker 1: not believe her. Say it with me, clone, don't believe
Speaker 1: you gotta believe me. Club You don't believe me. You're
Speaker 1: not a fan of person. You're my fans, Yes they are.
Speaker 1: They're my fans. Now, No, No, they're my fans. No,
Speaker 1: they've always been my fans. I am a real person
Speaker 1: and you are a clubb You're a clue. No, I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm a real person. That's really I'm a real
Speaker 1: person delivered faith news. I'm a real person delivered faith news.
Speaker 1: And if he was a fake news fan, you would
Speaker 1: know about that. Now look at him. Clones can cry too.
Speaker 1: Don't let him believe you. No, no, these are real. No, hey, no,
Speaker 1: do you know for me? You know for me? You
Speaker 1: off the state? No? No clue, no clue, no clue.
Speaker 1: No you know my nick you know my nicko sades
Speaker 1: clap goo uh. Samthing was eventually able to save Mary
Speaker 1: from the crowd with just a broken bone or two,
Speaker 1: but um later at the hospital, Amri had a sober moment,
Speaker 1: sober and somber. M hmm what oh am I? Ah,
Speaker 1: all right, come on, Samthing, we gotta get to the rally.
Speaker 1: We gotta go, We gotta get Uh yeah, no, you
Speaker 1: don't want to do that again. Ah what do you
Speaker 1: mean again? I'm at a hospital? Oh god, my ribs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about again? We already go? What
Speaker 1: what am I doing here? Uh? Yeah, So it didn't
Speaker 1: go as uh plan. You didn't plan to get your
Speaker 1: ass whooped? But uh, that's what happened. Ah, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? We went there? Why would I get
Speaker 1: my ass? First of all, you're here, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: then my fans. Yeah, well the fans got a little excited,
Speaker 1: and uh they showed that excitement in violent ways. So
Speaker 1: now you're a little dinged up and in the hospital
Speaker 1: they said you can't leave, Jill. They get better sides,
Speaker 1: uh as pertaining to your health. H ah, God damn it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember now, I remember what happened. Man. Where did
Speaker 1: I go wrong? Samson? Uh? Probably with all the lies
Speaker 1: and um, honestly, from day one, you know you took
Speaker 1: one wrong step in and followed that up with many
Speaker 1: more bad steps. Yeah, thank you. Samson. H h h all right,
Speaker 1: I just I can't do this anymore. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I thought I was going on. I thought everybody understood.
Speaker 1: I thought everybody understood. Why can't people just appreciate what
Speaker 1: I do for what it is art. I can see it,
Speaker 1: you can see it. Yeah, I can see it. I
Speaker 1: can see it, But I can also see what they see,
Speaker 1: uh as well? All right, just okay, I know you're
Speaker 1: feeling bad about the yes man stuff from earlier, but
Speaker 1: there is a little too real, buddy. Yeah, I don't know. Man,
Speaker 1: this feels like a crossroads. I gotta I can either
Speaker 1: keep going or give it all up. I think I
Speaker 1: know what I gonna do. Yeah, I gotta give it up. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I gotta. I have to say. I gotta give it up.
Speaker 1: The business, the the the the awards. Can't in pain,
Speaker 1: the documentary. Uh, just all this, man, it's gotta go.
Speaker 1: I can't keep doing this. This is really you know,
Speaker 1: when it was hurting other people, uh you know, that
Speaker 1: was fine, but ah, now I'm hurt and uh that's serious.
Speaker 1: And uh we gotta take that seriously, don't we. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we take injuries seriously. So damn man, damn. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, but we'll make it. We'll make it through.
Speaker 1: But for right now, I'm calling it. I'm calling it
Speaker 1: right now. It's over. Oh no, the stop don't mm hmm,
Speaker 1: all right, Sam, let's just let's just calm down next time.
Speaker 1: So this documentary, all the footage, will use it to
Speaker 1: produce an expose on me. Just saw you now it
Speaker 1: would have to be a no holds bar documentary podcast expose.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. I don't like that. So
Speaker 1: you had a chance to listen to the whole thing,
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm looking over your comment card, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to hear from you. Uh what'd you think? What'd
Speaker 1: you think? Um, I'm supposed to be honest, right. I
Speaker 1: hated it.