WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Cake By The Tesla

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. How much does what a guy drives

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<v Speaker 1>work on impressing a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>It depends on the girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it depends on the car too. Yeah about a

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<v Speaker 1>classic Aston Martin or a shiny new Bugatti.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's really fancy. I just think the guy driving

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<v Speaker 2>that is really old isn't always a bad thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. If your date shows

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<v Speaker 1>up and you look out the window and see he's

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<v Speaker 1>parked the big Wiener out in your driveway, you're thinking, well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't need underwear tonight. I know where this is going.

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<v Speaker 1>And one of our listeners, Kenny his drive during his date.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna find out what that is and just a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But first, Kenny, welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, how you doing? Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Kenny, it sounds like whatever I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>you were proud of whatever you drive. But I guess same.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I said, we'll get to your sexy vehicle

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<v Speaker 1>in just a second. First, tell us about the girl

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<v Speaker 1>that you went out with. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 3>Their name's Ellie And uh Now, usually don't find too

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<v Speaker 3>many women out there, and so I went on plenty

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<v Speaker 3>of fists kind of connected. But the one thing she

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<v Speaker 3>had this tattoo of a phoenix like on her neck

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<v Speaker 3>coming out her back.

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<v Speaker 1>A neck tattoo.

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<v Speaker 3>Moking, hot bro, I'm a sucker for any chicks with

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<v Speaker 3>that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're thinking that she makes questionable, possibly drunk decisions

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<v Speaker 1>that will stay with her for the rest of her life.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't read as an art lover.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, Yeah, So we linked up, went out, got

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<v Speaker 3>some food, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I paid for it, got shot here and there. It

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<v Speaker 4>didn't try to overdo it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask you? Were you just looking for like

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<v Speaker 2>a night of fun or do you want like more

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<v Speaker 2>than that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I mean I'm not gonna be over pushing that

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<v Speaker 3>to say, but yeah, if it's there, and I think

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<v Speaker 3>we kind of had some connection, I definitely want to

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<v Speaker 3>go to another level.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, not emotional level. I think we're talking just physical.

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<v Speaker 4>Level, right, any type of level I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can get you next.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that why you brought up the type of

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<v Speaker 1>car that you drive try and impress her a little.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even remember how we got on it, but

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<v Speaker 3>it was talking about the electrical vehicle thing, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I have a Tesla.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's a Tesla.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, it was like my moment I could actually shine

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<v Speaker 3>and I mean I milk it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'd like the thing with Tesla's I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely like a status symbol, right, But then there's also

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<v Speaker 2>a curiosity like if you've never been in one, like

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<v Speaker 2>what are they?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know cars, but like when I hear that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, yeah, it's pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>What'd she think when she said you had a Tesla?

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<v Speaker 4>She was a little impressed.

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<v Speaker 3>She was impressed though.

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<v Speaker 4>We took her out there and showed her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, so you guys went outside of the bar

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<v Speaker 2>wherever you were and just sat in your car and

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<v Speaker 2>looked at.

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<v Speaker 3>It, well, not sadding it, you know. I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>pulled it out the spot and showed her the hands

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<v Speaker 3>free you know, the whole You're like, let me.

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<v Speaker 1>Show you the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, come here, Tesla just drove itself.

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<v Speaker 4>In your pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm jealous. It freaks me out when cars drive themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it more than if alexis dress?

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, calm her down a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, once I took my hands out of my

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<v Speaker 3>pocket and took control again. But you know, you masked her.

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<v Speaker 3>She wanted to drive, She wasn't up for that. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I kind of got her enough.

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<v Speaker 2>See that makes me think that she wasn't as into

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<v Speaker 2>it as you thought. Like if she was into cars

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<v Speaker 2>and you offered to let her drive, she'd be like, heck, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's do this.

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<v Speaker 3>Then again, I think she saw those YouTube videos where

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<v Speaker 3>people were like on the eay just wiling out to leap,

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<v Speaker 3>So I think that's kind of what it was. But

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<v Speaker 3>I don't blame her.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but night goes on and we moved to another location.

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<v Speaker 3>Trying to be discreet.

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<v Speaker 4>Long story short, I offered her some kink cake.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait are we at a restaurant at your house? Where

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<v Speaker 2>are you giving her cake?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I got her back to my spot for nightcaps. That's

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<v Speaker 3>why I said I was trying to be discreeted. They

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want to fight it out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're like, I'm even drive here. The Tesla drove itself.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Tesla's quite the wing man.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. That is such a move to have cake at

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<v Speaker 2>your house. I never thought of it. But if I

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<v Speaker 2>got back to a dude's house after a couple of drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like you had an acad cake at your house.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course she's gonna go up there totally.

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<v Speaker 4>But look, we're y there. You know, we're talking about

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<v Speaker 4>the tattoos. She's telling me how she has other tattoos.

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<v Speaker 4>You know I can't see those yet, you know, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, let me. You know, this cake usually is the

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<v Speaker 3>whole run winner, and you know he kind of didn't

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<v Speaker 3>want it. But then I'm kind of I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to say I forced it, but I'm like, win in Rome.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't go there, not to the coliseum, so win

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<v Speaker 3>in my home.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that how the saying goes?

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<v Speaker 4>But truthfully, I'm not sure if I was a little

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<v Speaker 4>too pushy, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>About seeing her other tattoos.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no no no no. About the cake.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying that she didn't want the cake when you

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<v Speaker 1>offered it to.

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<v Speaker 3>Work initially, but I kind of did twitch her arm.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't thinking about it then, but the next day

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yeah, kind of a little quick.

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<v Speaker 4>She could have been on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Diet, she could be diabetic or something where she stays

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<v Speaker 1>away from.

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<v Speaker 2>She Why wouldn't she just say that if she was diabetic.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's just like.

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<v Speaker 3>Info in the end, like she just never had a bite.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you were super pushy though. If you're like no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>eat it, eat it seriously.

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<v Speaker 5>Get you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I would say I was excited.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>So after she left, have you been able to get

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<v Speaker 1>in touch with her at all? You've been calling her textan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I haven't been able to get in contact letters

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<v Speaker 3>like at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard. I don't know women who don't work on

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<v Speaker 2>cake as a reward, so I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>can help.

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<v Speaker 1>This one's really thrown brook for a week. So we

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<v Speaker 1>need to play a song, let her reset, We'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call Ellie for you and try and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, alright, alright, all right, hold on man.

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. In the long tumultuous history of this show,

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<v Speaker 1>we've never heard anything quite as shocking as what Kenny

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<v Speaker 1>just told us that his date actually turned down an

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<v Speaker 1>offer for free kick. And this is after a very fun,

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<v Speaker 1>very sexy night filled with wine, self driving Tesla's, and

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<v Speaker 1>Phoenix neck tattoos. So when we heard what happened, we

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<v Speaker 1>were all baffled and just praying that there's some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of logical explanation for this. Maybe she's on a diet.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she had some sort of traumatic run in with

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<v Speaker 1>an evil cake in her childhood and it scarred her

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<v Speaker 1>permanently for life. The only way to find out is

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<v Speaker 1>to actually call Ellie and ask her why do you

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<v Speaker 1>hate cake? And why won't you date Kenny? Maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>asked the important than the I am more concerned about

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<v Speaker 1>the cake, to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be honest, Kenny. Did the cake go to waste? Or

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<v Speaker 2>did you finish it all by yourself that night?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I took care of the cake. Had to worry

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<v Speaker 4>about that.

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<v Speaker 2>All by Selfie use cake?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Well, hopefully you don't have to do that

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<v Speaker 1>and you can get somebody to split it with you

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get a second date. Here, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>dial Ellie's number right now and we're gonna do our best.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Let's go?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Here we go?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi? Is this Ellie? Hi? Ellie, I'm calling from Brooks Bakery.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard that you refuse to try a sample of

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<v Speaker 1>our cake the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh she's laughing. No, I'm just you have a

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<v Speaker 2>good sense of humor, though, Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>We're actually a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning, and you're on it now.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you guys. I mean, I don't listen to radio off,

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<v Speaker 5>but when I do, I've I've definitely listened to you

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<v Speaker 5>guys in time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good news. You can also find our podcast on

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<v Speaker 2>Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 5>No shoes, just streaming at work.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, that's what exactly any day all day.

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<v Speaker 5>So what's up, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, we're just hounding all of the people in

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<v Speaker 1>the area telling them to listen to our podcast. We're desperate.

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<v Speaker 1>Ratings are horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>That was sarcasm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry, See I'm not very good at anything on

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<v Speaker 1>this show, including being funny. But the truth is that

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>looking to help out one of our listeners that went

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with you recently named Kenny.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, I thought this was going to be a

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<v Speaker 5>fun surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so Kenny isn't fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, he was great. He was lots of fun.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just the second part of the date wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Oh, so you you like the first part though,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we could concentrate on the positive for a second.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, No, he was really fun. He took me out

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<v Speaker 5>in his tesla. I've never done that before.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We actually spoke to Kenny for a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and he seemed really cool and he made us laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>He seemed like a funny guy to us. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's very, very very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So wait, so you're like having a great time,

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<v Speaker 2>you're planning on I'm guessing like calling this guy back

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<v Speaker 2>like you're feeling good. What happened? Why did it change? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean he took me back to his house, which cool.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I was comfortable with that, okay, And you know,

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<v Speaker 5>we're sitting on the couch and his phone went off.

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<v Speaker 5>He had a text or some kind of a notification,

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<v Speaker 5>and he got up and walked out of the room.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, maybe he had to take an important call.

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<v Speaker 5>But then I heard the front door open and then

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<v Speaker 5>he left. He walked out.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Well, just so you know, we asked Kenny

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<v Speaker 1>about his version of the day, and he didn't mention

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<v Speaker 1>any of that to us.

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<v Speaker 2>He left his own apartment while you were in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what you just said?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't think he wanted me to know that

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<v Speaker 5>he left, but he he definitely left.

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<v Speaker 2>Was there like a weird I mean, maybe a delivery

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<v Speaker 2>of some sort.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I had to pass gas and didn't want to do.

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<v Speaker 5>That would have been better than what actually happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what actually happened.

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<v Speaker 5>What actually happened is I was curious, so I went

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<v Speaker 5>and I looked out the side window, and I saw

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<v Speaker 5>him on the side of the building, between him and

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<v Speaker 5>the neighbor. I don't know who it was. But he

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<v Speaker 5>opened a trash can and it was dark out but

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<v Speaker 5>not that dark, and and he's rofling around in the

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<v Speaker 5>garbage and he comes out with a box in the yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and so he turns around to come back in, and

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<v Speaker 5>so I ducked and I ran back to the couch,

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<v Speaker 5>and he walked in with a box of cake, probably

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<v Speaker 5>dumpster cake trash.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was like going to be a drug

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<v Speaker 2>deal or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Here. He mentioned to us that he offered you some cake,

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<v Speaker 1>but he didn't say anything about getting it out of

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<v Speaker 1>the trash call.

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<v Speaker 5>All these things are going through my head. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>is his neighbor on the lookout to see the other

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<v Speaker 5>neighbors a baker and they just threw their you know,

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<v Speaker 5>scrapped out for the day or something.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the conspiracy cake theory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that's why you turned down the cake.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I turned down the cake. And then that was

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<v Speaker 5>that was it for me on Kenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Like did it look like fresh cake or cakes cake?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm reading this right. Unlike Brook, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>a dumpster cake woman.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, you lied to me about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you didn't ask him.

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<v Speaker 2>How could you not ask him like is this dumpster cake?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I would just.

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<v Speaker 5>It was the first date. I didn't want him to

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<v Speaker 5>like know that I went and spied on him out

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<v Speaker 5>the window.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I get that inclination. Did not want to mention

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<v Speaker 1>that you're spying. And that's exactly why Kenny didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Want you to know that he's secretly listening on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line right now and he wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, how you doing that's doing dirting here? Come on,

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<v Speaker 5>I had no idea he would be on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it all wrong, ell Oh what did she

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<v Speaker 1>get wrong from?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So my next door neighbor, she's an elderly woman,

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<v Speaker 3>and when I told her I was going on a date.

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<v Speaker 4>She thought it would be a good idea to give

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<v Speaker 4>me the cake. Remember the cake. I tried to get

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<v Speaker 4>to that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a grandma that lives in your apartment building who

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<v Speaker 2>made you a cake and put it in the garbage

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<v Speaker 2>for you to pick up.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, so she text me and she was saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I got you a nice sweet treat the time you like.

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<v Speaker 3>And while I was out there, you know, she just

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<v Speaker 3>sat it on top of the dumpster. It wasn't in

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<v Speaker 3>the dumpster, But.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that I know you were watching me, it makes sense.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't see where you might think I got it

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<v Speaker 4>out the trash, but no, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would the old woman put the cake on top of

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<v Speaker 2>the dumpster.

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<v Speaker 3>Because the way our apartments are, she didn't want to

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<v Speaker 3>sit it on my stat It could be seen from

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<v Speaker 3>the street. But kind of where the dumpsters are is

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like.

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<v Speaker 1>His apartment's not wheelchair accessible. She can only get to

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<v Speaker 1>the trash camp she has to drop it off there.

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<v Speaker 4>She was just doing a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to just like do a nice thing,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought you would like the cake. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>know you thought I was dumpster diving.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly, do you believe him.

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<v Speaker 5>I kind of believe his story. I mean, of all

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<v Speaker 5>the scenarios ire in through my head, that's the only

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<v Speaker 5>thing that makes any sense at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we don't know Kenny that well, but I

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<v Speaker 1>buy his story.

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<v Speaker 2>On the fence, I can't tell. What's the woman's name?

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<v Speaker 2>Does she give you?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he lie and eat dumpster cake in front

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<v Speaker 1>of her?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Because he didn't know that she saw. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think that that is my issue with the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I think my issue is why that's the meeting point

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<v Speaker 2>for their baked goods.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a second date update. Are we really focused on

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<v Speaker 1>the right thing? On the logistics of how the cake

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<v Speaker 1>got to where it got to?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, to know if he's slide or not.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm being honest.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what to tell you. I don't eat dumpsters.

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<v Speaker 5>I believe him, Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>You believe him. That's all that matters is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, We'll get cake CSI to look in on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've launch a full investigation on where the cake was

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<v Speaker 1>placed exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I care I would have eaten

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<v Speaker 2>the dumpster cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the real thing that we care about on the

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<v Speaker 1>show is whether or not you and Kenny had a connection, Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we want to get to the bottom of.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but what's it for the garbage? I would go

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<v Speaker 5>on dates?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well, now that we've solved the cake mystery

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<v Speaker 1>around the garbage cake, we would like to offer to

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<v Speaker 1>send you out on a second date and we'll pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess that kind of makes up for like snekally

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<v Speaker 5>having him on the other line. Yeah, I would love

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<v Speaker 5>to take you up on that's you gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Kitty.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm glad you guys afore that. But the

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<v Speaker 3>real thing is like she was like spying on me,

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<v Speaker 3>and like she could have like averted all this if

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<v Speaker 3>she was just communicated.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good, lookin girl, it doesn't spy on you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, what are you saying then?

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<v Speaker 4>Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you saying you don't want.

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<v Speaker 1>To date anymore?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of good, bro?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you no way?

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<v Speaker 4>After?

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<v Speaker 3>You guys are doing too much for me, man. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>she tried to explain it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm a trash picture to her.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and she couldn't even communicate it, So I'm done

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<v Speaker 3>have a nice lifetime.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh god, it could be the thing is just

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<v Speaker 2>with your dumpster cake, You who so quickly his.

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<v Speaker 1>Neighbor is going to be really want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Our new show slogan, have fun with the dumpster cake

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning,