Speaker 1: Second date update. How much does what a guy drives
Speaker 1: work on impressing a girl.
Speaker 2: It depends on the girl.
Speaker 1: Maybe it depends on the car too. Yeah about a
Speaker 1: classic Aston Martin or a shiny new Bugatti.
Speaker 2: But that's really fancy. I just think the guy driving
Speaker 2: that is really old isn't always a bad thing.
Speaker 1: What about the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile. If your date shows
Speaker 1: up and you look out the window and see he's
Speaker 1: parked the big Wiener out in your driveway, you're thinking, well,
Speaker 1: don't need underwear tonight. I know where this is going.
Speaker 1: And one of our listeners, Kenny his drive during his date.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out what that is and just a bit.
Speaker 1: But first, Kenny, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, how you doing? Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: Okay, Kenny, it sounds like whatever I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: you were proud of whatever you drive. But I guess same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I said, we'll get to your sexy vehicle
Speaker 1: in just a second. First, tell us about the girl
Speaker 1: that you went out with. What's her name?
Speaker 3: Their name's Ellie And uh Now, usually don't find too
Speaker 3: many women out there, and so I went on plenty
Speaker 3: of fists kind of connected. But the one thing she
Speaker 3: had this tattoo of a phoenix like on her neck
Speaker 3: coming out her back.
Speaker 1: A neck tattoo.
Speaker 3: Moking, hot bro, I'm a sucker for any chicks with
Speaker 3: that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking that she makes questionable, possibly drunk decisions
Speaker 1: that will stay with her for the rest of her life.
Speaker 2: She didn't read as an art lover.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Yeah, So we linked up, went out, got
Speaker 3: some food, you know.
Speaker 4: I paid for it, got shot here and there. It
Speaker 4: didn't try to overdo it.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you? Were you just looking for like
Speaker 2: a night of fun or do you want like more
Speaker 2: than that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I'm not gonna be over pushing that
Speaker 3: to say, but yeah, if it's there, and I think
Speaker 3: we kind of had some connection, I definitely want to
Speaker 3: go to another level.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, not emotional level. I think we're talking just physical.
Speaker 4: Level, right, any type of level I.
Speaker 3: Can get you next.
Speaker 1: So is that why you brought up the type of
Speaker 1: car that you drive try and impress her a little.
Speaker 3: I can't even remember how we got on it, but
Speaker 3: it was talking about the electrical vehicle thing, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I have a Tesla.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a Tesla.
Speaker 3: Right, it was like my moment I could actually shine
Speaker 3: and I mean I milk it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'd like the thing with Tesla's I mean, it's
Speaker 2: definitely like a status symbol, right, But then there's also
Speaker 2: a curiosity like if you've never been in one, like
Speaker 2: what are they?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: I don't even know cars, but like when I hear that,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yeah, it's pretty fun.
Speaker 1: What'd she think when she said you had a Tesla?
Speaker 4: She was a little impressed.
Speaker 3: She was impressed though.
Speaker 4: We took her out there and showed her.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so you guys went outside of the bar
Speaker 2: wherever you were and just sat in your car and
Speaker 2: looked at.
Speaker 3: It, well, not sadding it, you know. I kind of
Speaker 3: pulled it out the spot and showed her the hands
Speaker 3: free you know, the whole You're like, let me.
Speaker 1: Show you the car.
Speaker 2: Hey, come here, Tesla just drove itself.
Speaker 4: In your pocket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm jealous. It freaks me out when cars drive themselves.
Speaker 2: Does it more than if alexis dress?
Speaker 1: Yea, calm her down a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, once I took my hands out of my
Speaker 3: pocket and took control again. But you know, you masked her.
Speaker 3: She wanted to drive, She wasn't up for that. You know.
Speaker 3: I think I kind of got her enough.
Speaker 2: See that makes me think that she wasn't as into
Speaker 2: it as you thought. Like if she was into cars
Speaker 2: and you offered to let her drive, she'd be like, heck, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do this.
Speaker 3: Then again, I think she saw those YouTube videos where
Speaker 3: people were like on the eay just wiling out to leap,
Speaker 3: So I think that's kind of what it was. But
Speaker 3: I don't blame her.
Speaker 4: Okay, but night goes on and we moved to another location.
Speaker 3: Trying to be discreet.
Speaker 4: Long story short, I offered her some kink cake.
Speaker 2: Wait are we at a restaurant at your house? Where
Speaker 2: are you giving her cake?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: I got her back to my spot for nightcaps. That's
Speaker 3: why I said I was trying to be discreeted. They
Speaker 3: didn't want to fight it out there.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're like, I'm even drive here. The Tesla drove itself.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Tesla's quite the wing man.
Speaker 2: Dude. That is such a move to have cake at
Speaker 2: your house. I never thought of it. But if I
Speaker 2: got back to a dude's house after a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2: It was like you had an acad cake at your house.
Speaker 2: Of course she's gonna go up there totally.
Speaker 4: But look, we're y there. You know, we're talking about
Speaker 4: the tattoos. She's telling me how she has other tattoos.
Speaker 4: You know I can't see those yet, you know, so
Speaker 4: I'm like.
Speaker 3: Oh, let me. You know, this cake usually is the
Speaker 3: whole run winner, and you know he kind of didn't
Speaker 3: want it. But then I'm kind of I don't want
Speaker 3: to say I forced it, but I'm like, win in Rome.
Speaker 3: You can't go there, not to the coliseum, so win
Speaker 3: in my home.
Speaker 2: Is that how the saying goes?
Speaker 4: But truthfully, I'm not sure if I was a little
Speaker 4: too pushy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: About seeing her other tattoos.
Speaker 4: No no, no no no no. About the cake.
Speaker 1: You're saying that she didn't want the cake when you
Speaker 1: offered it to.
Speaker 3: Work initially, but I kind of did twitch her arm.
Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking about it then, but the next day
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, kind of a little quick.
Speaker 4: She could have been on the.
Speaker 1: Diet, she could be diabetic or something where she stays
Speaker 1: away from.
Speaker 2: She Why wouldn't she just say that if she was diabetic.
Speaker 2: I mean that's just like.
Speaker 3: Info in the end, like she just never had a bite.
Speaker 1: I mean you were super pushy though. If you're like no, no,
Speaker 1: eat it, eat it seriously.
Speaker 5: Get you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say I was excited.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So after she left, have you been able to get
Speaker 1: in touch with her at all? You've been calling her textan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't been able to get in contact letters
Speaker 3: like at all.
Speaker 2: It's hard. I don't know women who don't work on
Speaker 2: cake as a reward, so I don't know if I
Speaker 2: can help.
Speaker 1: This one's really thrown brook for a week. So we
Speaker 1: need to play a song, let her reset, We'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call Ellie for you and try and get your
Speaker 1: second date update.
Speaker 3: Okay, alright, alright, all right, hold on man.
Speaker 1: Second date update. In the long tumultuous history of this show,
Speaker 1: we've never heard anything quite as shocking as what Kenny
Speaker 1: just told us that his date actually turned down an
Speaker 1: offer for free kick. And this is after a very fun,
Speaker 1: very sexy night filled with wine, self driving Tesla's, and
Speaker 1: Phoenix neck tattoos. So when we heard what happened, we
Speaker 1: were all baffled and just praying that there's some sort
Speaker 1: of logical explanation for this. Maybe she's on a diet.
Speaker 1: Maybe she had some sort of traumatic run in with
Speaker 1: an evil cake in her childhood and it scarred her
Speaker 1: permanently for life. The only way to find out is
Speaker 1: to actually call Ellie and ask her why do you
Speaker 1: hate cake? And why won't you date Kenny? Maybe we
Speaker 1: asked the important than the I am more concerned about
Speaker 1: the cake, to.
Speaker 2: Be honest, Kenny. Did the cake go to waste? Or
Speaker 2: did you finish it all by yourself that night?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I took care of the cake. Had to worry
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 2: All by Selfie use cake?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Well, hopefully you don't have to do that
Speaker 1: and you can get somebody to split it with you
Speaker 1: if we can get a second date. Here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dial Ellie's number right now and we're gonna do our best.
Speaker 1: All right, Are you ready?
Speaker 3: All right? Let's go?
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hi? Is this Ellie? Hi? Ellie, I'm calling from Brooks Bakery.
Speaker 1: I've heard that you refuse to try a sample of
Speaker 1: our cake the other night.
Speaker 2: And oh she's laughing. No, I'm just you have a
Speaker 2: good sense of humor, though, Kelly.
Speaker 1: We're actually a morning radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning, and you're on it now.
Speaker 5: Oh you guys. I mean, I don't listen to radio off,
Speaker 5: but when I do, I've I've definitely listened to you
Speaker 5: guys in time.
Speaker 2: Well, good news. You can also find our podcast on
Speaker 2: Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 5: No shoes, just streaming at work.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's what exactly any day all day.
Speaker 5: So what's up, guys.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're just hounding all of the people in
Speaker 1: the area telling them to listen to our podcast. We're desperate.
Speaker 1: Ratings are horrible.
Speaker 2: That was sarcasm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, See I'm not very good at anything on
Speaker 1: this show, including being funny. But the truth is that
Speaker 1: we're doing something called a second Date Update, and we're
Speaker 1: looking to help out one of our listeners that went
Speaker 1: out on a date with you recently named Kenny.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I thought this was going to be a
Speaker 5: fun surprise.
Speaker 2: Oh so Kenny isn't fun.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he was great. He was lots of fun.
Speaker 5: It's just the second part of the date wasn't.
Speaker 2: Oh. Oh, so you you like the first part though,
Speaker 2: I mean, we could concentrate on the positive for a second.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, he was really fun. He took me out
Speaker 5: in his tesla. I've never done that before.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We actually spoke to Kenny for a little bit
Speaker 1: and he seemed really cool and he made us laugh.
Speaker 1: He seemed like a funny guy to us. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's very, very very funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, So wait, so you're like having a great time,
Speaker 2: you're planning on I'm guessing like calling this guy back
Speaker 2: like you're feeling good. What happened? Why did it change? Oh?
Speaker 5: I mean he took me back to his house, which cool.
Speaker 5: You know, I was comfortable with that, okay, And you know,
Speaker 5: we're sitting on the couch and his phone went off.
Speaker 5: He had a text or some kind of a notification,
Speaker 5: and he got up and walked out of the room.
Speaker 5: You know, maybe he had to take an important call.
Speaker 5: But then I heard the front door open and then
Speaker 5: he left. He walked out.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, just so you know, we asked Kenny
Speaker 1: about his version of the day, and he didn't mention
Speaker 1: any of that to us.
Speaker 2: He left his own apartment while you were in it.
Speaker 2: Is that what you just said?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think he wanted me to know that
Speaker 5: he left, but he he definitely left.
Speaker 2: Was there like a weird I mean, maybe a delivery
Speaker 2: of some sort.
Speaker 1: Maybe I had to pass gas and didn't want to do.
Speaker 5: That would have been better than what actually happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, what actually happened.
Speaker 5: What actually happened is I was curious, so I went
Speaker 5: and I looked out the side window, and I saw
Speaker 5: him on the side of the building, between him and
Speaker 5: the neighbor. I don't know who it was. But he
Speaker 5: opened a trash can and it was dark out but
Speaker 5: not that dark, and and he's rofling around in the
Speaker 5: garbage and he comes out with a box in the yeah,
Speaker 5: and so he turns around to come back in, and
Speaker 5: so I ducked and I ran back to the couch,
Speaker 5: and he walked in with a box of cake, probably
Speaker 5: dumpster cake trash.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like going to be a drug
Speaker 2: deal or something.
Speaker 1: Here. He mentioned to us that he offered you some cake,
Speaker 1: but he didn't say anything about getting it out of
Speaker 1: the trash call.
Speaker 5: All these things are going through my head. I'm like,
Speaker 5: is his neighbor on the lookout to see the other
Speaker 5: neighbors a baker and they just threw their you know,
Speaker 5: scrapped out for the day or something.
Speaker 2: This is the conspiracy cake theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's why you turned down the cake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I turned down the cake. And then that was
Speaker 5: that was it for me on Kenny.
Speaker 2: Like did it look like fresh cake or cakes cake?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm reading this right. Unlike Brook, you're not
Speaker 1: a dumpster cake woman.
Speaker 5: No, no, you lied to me about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you didn't ask him.
Speaker 2: How could you not ask him like is this dumpster cake?
Speaker 2: I mean I would just.
Speaker 5: It was the first date. I didn't want him to
Speaker 5: like know that I went and spied on him out
Speaker 5: the window.
Speaker 1: Okay, I get that inclination. Did not want to mention
Speaker 1: that you're spying. And that's exactly why Kenny didn't work.
Speaker 1: Want you to know that he's secretly listening on the
Speaker 1: other line right now and he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 5: Now, how you doing that's doing dirting here? Come on,
Speaker 5: I had no idea he would be on the line.
Speaker 1: You got it all wrong, ell Oh what did she
Speaker 1: get wrong from?
Speaker 3: Okay, So my next door neighbor, she's an elderly woman,
Speaker 3: and when I told her I was going on a date.
Speaker 4: She thought it would be a good idea to give
Speaker 4: me the cake. Remember the cake. I tried to get
Speaker 4: to that.
Speaker 2: There's a grandma that lives in your apartment building who
Speaker 2: made you a cake and put it in the garbage
Speaker 2: for you to pick up.
Speaker 3: Oh no, so she text me and she was saying, hey,
Speaker 3: I got you a nice sweet treat the time you like.
Speaker 3: And while I was out there, you know, she just
Speaker 3: sat it on top of the dumpster. It wasn't in
Speaker 3: the dumpster, But.
Speaker 4: Now that I know you were watching me, it makes sense.
Speaker 4: I can't see where you might think I got it
Speaker 4: out the trash, but no, I.
Speaker 2: Would the old woman put the cake on top of
Speaker 2: the dumpster.
Speaker 3: Because the way our apartments are, she didn't want to
Speaker 3: sit it on my stat It could be seen from
Speaker 3: the street. But kind of where the dumpsters are is
Speaker 3: kind of like.
Speaker 1: His apartment's not wheelchair accessible. She can only get to
Speaker 1: the trash camp she has to drop it off there.
Speaker 4: She was just doing a nice thing.
Speaker 3: I was trying to just like do a nice thing,
Speaker 3: and I thought you would like the cake. I didn't
Speaker 3: know you thought I was dumpster diving.
Speaker 1: Kelly, do you believe him.
Speaker 5: I kind of believe his story. I mean, of all
Speaker 5: the scenarios ire in through my head, that's the only
Speaker 5: thing that makes any sense at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't know Kenny that well, but I
Speaker 1: buy his story.
Speaker 2: On the fence, I can't tell. What's the woman's name?
Speaker 2: Does she give you?
Speaker 1: Why would he lie and eat dumpster cake in front
Speaker 1: of her?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Because he didn't know that she saw. I don't
Speaker 2: think that that is my issue with the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I think my issue is why that's the meeting point
Speaker 2: for their baked goods.
Speaker 1: It's a second date update. Are we really focused on
Speaker 1: the right thing? On the logistics of how the cake
Speaker 1: got to where it got to?
Speaker 2: Well, to know if he's slide or not.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm being honest.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to tell you. I don't eat dumpsters.
Speaker 5: I believe him, Guys.
Speaker 1: I believe it.
Speaker 2: You believe him. That's all that matters is.
Speaker 1: Okay, We'll get cake CSI to look in on you.
Speaker 1: I've launch a full investigation on where the cake was
Speaker 1: placed exactly.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I care I would have eaten
Speaker 2: the dumpster cake.
Speaker 1: Even the real thing that we care about on the
Speaker 1: show is whether or not you and Kenny had a connection, Ellie.
Speaker 1: That's what we want to get to the bottom of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what's it for the garbage? I would go
Speaker 5: on dates?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, now that we've solved the cake mystery
Speaker 1: around the garbage cake, we would like to offer to
Speaker 1: send you out on a second date and we'll pay
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 5: I guess that kind of makes up for like snekally
Speaker 5: having him on the other line. Yeah, I would love
Speaker 5: to take you up on that's you gotta.
Speaker 2: All right, Kitty.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm glad you guys afore that. But the
Speaker 3: real thing is like she was like spying on me,
Speaker 3: and like she could have like averted all this if
Speaker 3: she was just communicated.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, lookin girl, it doesn't spy on you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So wait, what are you saying then?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 2: Are you saying you don't want.
Speaker 1: To date anymore?
Speaker 4: I'm kind of good, bro?
Speaker 1: Are you no way?
Speaker 4: After?
Speaker 3: You guys are doing too much for me, man. I mean,
Speaker 3: she tried to explain it.
Speaker 4: But I'm a trash picture to her.
Speaker 3: Oh and she couldn't even communicate it, So I'm done
Speaker 3: have a nice lifetime.
Speaker 2: Oh oh god, it could be the thing is just
Speaker 2: with your dumpster cake, You who so quickly his.
Speaker 1: Neighbor is going to be really want to be.
Speaker 2: Our new show slogan, have fun with the dumpster cake
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,