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Speaker 1: Ooh, the dar is out today.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's Burgajebre in the morning and we did it well,

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Speaker 2: Jose did it.

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Speaker 1: Jose did it.

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Speaker 2: It's our Summer Dare Challenge. Oh, by the way, this

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Speaker 2: is the full hour show. Yeah, thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for being part of the podcast. But you've got to

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Speaker 2: go see the video of Jose being a delivery driver

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Speaker 2: in an inflatable sumo soon.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and then while you're there, you can see Jeff's

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Speaker 1: song of the week also, which is so funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was really good. You're in for a treat today.

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Speaker 2: It is a very good show, brand new second day

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Speaker 2: also on the way.

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Speaker 1: And what are we hearing from our listeners?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Laney Kardas said, I've been listening at one point

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Speaker 2: five speed, and it makes the show even.

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Speaker 1: More chaotic and funny. It's like Rainbow Road for a podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm never going back to listening at normal speed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think that's so wild.

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Speaker 2: I can't do the high speed because people's high pitch

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Speaker 3: I just feel like I already talked really fast, like personally,

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Speaker 1: Every Yeah, speed, I feel like we need to talk low.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, your full show podcast starts right now.

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Speaker 6: This morning, when I got in, I counted all the

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Speaker 6: different parking spots in the garage downstairs. It's brooken Jeffrey

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Speaker 6: in the morning. Yeah, and you know what I found?

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Speaker 1: What did you find, jeff Something interesting?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Was it really that interesting?

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Speaker 6: It was because not one of those spots has anyone's

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. We all park in the same spot.

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Speaker 2: I have parked in the same location for like eight years.

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Speaker 2: I like it, and I am not happy it's being taken.

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Speaker 3: It's just weird.

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Speaker 6: You would think if somebody was walking around the office

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Speaker 6: complaining saying, hey, you stole my spot, their name would be.

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Speaker 1: Written now somewhere, no.

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Speaker 5: Even a post. It was attached to a pulse.

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Speaker 3: But I guess they don't care enough to do anything

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Speaker 2: There are unspoken rules in this office, and one of

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Speaker 1: Because he's stupid and he can't parking spot for.

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Speaker 5: Jake.

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Speaker 1: Then you guys are all take.

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Speaker 3: So let's fill everybody in.

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Speaker 5: What the listeners don't know.

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Speaker 6: It was over the last week or so, different members

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Speaker 6: favorite spot, and she has gone around expressing her outright

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Speaker 6: rage and displeasure with us as people. She's questioned our humanity. Absolutely,

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Speaker 6: you think if it was that important she get here

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Speaker 5: To claim it.

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Speaker 6: She rolls in late past everybody else and is like,

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Speaker 5: For forty years or something.

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Speaker 1: So I am going to find someone.

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Speaker 2: With a tow truck, okay, and I am going to

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Speaker 2: get your cars moved. Now. I won't have them impounded,

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Speaker 2: because that's going too far, but I will move them to.

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Speaker 1: A different spot. They're all open, they're all is next

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Speaker 7: You can have.

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Speaker 5: Membership.

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Speaker 6: You are not the queen of the parking lot. There's

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Speaker 6: It's seven eight, five nine to two text. Does brook

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Speaker 1: You guys are doing it and to make me upset,

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Speaker 1: and you know it.

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Speaker 2: You're not doing it because it's convenient for you or

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Speaker 3: Billion spots that was a nice spot.

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Speaker 6: Now we're gonna move on to somebody spot. I would

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Speaker 6: never park in digital Jakes. Give us some shot collar

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Speaker 6: trivia Jake.

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Speaker 3: Okay if you say so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Jake took my spot one day too,

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Speaker 2: about moved his card.

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Speaker 8: Parking spot.

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Speaker 5: Let's do some trivia.

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Speaker 3: Don't shave my car.

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Speaker 9: Today marks the birthday of a true artistic genius. He's

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Speaker 9: I'm not talking about brook Son Alder, even though that's

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Speaker 5: In front of me.

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Speaker 2: I bet his mom put his work up around her

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Speaker 9: Not to mention, he also shares his name with one

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Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, so today, in honor of Michael Angelo's

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Speaker 9: Special paint spladdered edition of plenty of twenty. We're gonna

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Speaker 9: start today with the person who moonlights as a nude

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Speaker 9: model for struggling artists. That's young Jeffrey. Jeff give me

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Speaker 3: Number eight. Please, number eight, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 9: Michael Angelo, the Ninja Turtle wields nun chucks for his

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Speaker 5: That's hard get him confused.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to visualize. He's holds something that's like long

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Speaker 6: and double sided, and it like vibrates when you hit

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Speaker 6: a button. No, that's not Oh wait, that's a different

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Speaker 3: Ten inch Mutants.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 5: And then it's Spirals.

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Speaker 5: Is he just long stick guy?

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Speaker 5: Guy, long stick that.

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Speaker 9: Staff. Raphael has twin size and Leonardo has two Ninja Ninjada.

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Speaker 9: It's like, yeah, the internet was very specific. They are

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Speaker 9: over to Jose. Jose, give me number one through twenty.

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Speaker 9: Let's go to number.

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Speaker 3: Two, Jose.

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Speaker 9: The Mona Lisa has her own what at the Loover

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, she's got.

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Speaker 3: Her own special thing. Oh is it a tip jar?

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Speaker 5: Well for her work selfie station?

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, everyone has her own casing.

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Speaker 5: So she has her own exhibit.

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Speaker 10: Maybe that's in her own like it's one room just

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Speaker 5: I've never been to the Jose.

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Speaker 9: Really no, Jose said, Mona Lisa has her own exhibit.

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Speaker 9: That may be true, It's not what I was looking for, though.

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Speaker 9: She has her own mailbox because people all over the

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Speaker 1: Jose's some of those getting real creepy.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who reads those?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 5: You know, you know, right to be back?

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Speaker 2: Do you think that there's one person at the museum

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Speaker 3: The painting writes back, all right, it's Brooks turn.

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Speaker 2: Okay, give me, I'm gonna go lucky thirteen thirteen brook.

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Speaker 9: It's well known that the Ninja Turtle's favorite food is pizza. Yes,

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Speaker 9: but what is the one topping that absolutely refuse to

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Speaker 9: eat on their pies.

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Speaker 7: This is easy.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know that the turtles are.

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Speaker 2: Gonna involve themselves in that type of political strife. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I actually think it's probably Anchovi's.

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Speaker 9: Anchovies is correct, right, Jeff and Brook are still safe.

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Speaker 9: We're moving on to Alexis. Alexis, give me number one

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Speaker 9: fifty to fifty shot here, which ear did Pablo Picasso

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry. Pablo Picasso did not cut off this year.

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Speaker 9: That was Vincent van Go. I was looking for neither.

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Speaker 9: Unfortunate, so I thought it was We're back to Jeff

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Speaker 9: and Brook. The next wrong answer loses Jeffrey number from

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Speaker 9: jeff number one, number one Jeffrey. The Japanese art of

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Speaker 9: ikey Bana is the formal arranging of what.

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Speaker 6: I guess the only thing you would arrange your flowers.

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Speaker 9: Flowers is correct, Jeffrey. All right, Brooke, it's up to you.

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Speaker 1: Give it to me.

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Speaker 9: Fifteen number fifteen Brook. If you go to Milan, Italy,

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Speaker 9: there's a world famous painting called a fresco painted up

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Speaker 9: on the wall called the Last Supper. Which famous artist created.

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Speaker 1: The Last Supper Da Vinci.

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Speaker 3: It's correct.

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Speaker 9: In the spirit of cooperation and pizza, I'm declaring dual

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Speaker 3: Both Brook and Jeffrey win today and get the pick.

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Speaker 5: Who gets shot?

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Speaker 6: I pick, since Brooke apparently rules over the office and

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Speaker 6: all the parking spots and everything that happens here, she

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Speaker 5: One on the parking thing, Jose is gonna.

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Speaker 6: Get shocked while singing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.

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Speaker 10: I like you're singing Ice brand new bitches, something hold

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you stopped me because I.

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Speaker 3: Could just go for it. That's your shot collar question

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Speaker 3: of the day. Phones have coming up in just a

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey. In the morning, it's.

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and Jose just completed

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Speaker 6: his you Wouldn't Dare Summertime challenge.

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Speaker 7: I did it.

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Speaker 3: He just made it back.

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Speaker 6: It was called the Psycho Sumo's Delivery Dash.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember, but Jose had.

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Speaker 6: You had to wear an inflatable sumo outfit and act

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Speaker 6: like a door dash delivery person, taking food orders from

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Speaker 6: Fay Brook, this whole dare was your idea. You're the

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Speaker 2: My favorite moment was when he walked into a lovely

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Speaker 4: The charges are that Caitlyn and I pocketed one point

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I heard the cameos are awesome in it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you know, I'm showing a picture of it to

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Speaker 1: I like hot dogs and macaroni and cheese. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 6: Because Oreo has joined forces with none other than Reese's

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Speaker 6: That The great news is if you're a total cup head,

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Speaker 6: Speaking of getting cupped, all right, this guy's looking forward

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Speaker 6: People always like to say children have this sweet innocence, a.

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Speaker 6: things they used to believe.

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Speaker 3: And here's a few of the highlights. Number ten.

456
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Speaker 6: I thought that songs being played on the radio were

457
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:15,399
Speaker 6: played live each time they came for songs early in

458
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 6: the morning. I thought the band all got out of

459
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,919
Speaker 6: bed and met up super.

460
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 3: Early to pray.

461
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 13: Yeah.

462
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 2: I just I hate when Nicki Minaj is in studio

463
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,120
Speaker 2: with us all the time.

464
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,439
Speaker 1: She's so loud, you know.

465
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 10: And the other day I woke Taylor Swift up at

466
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,399
Speaker 10: for you yeah, studio, here's.

467
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Speaker 3: Your thoughts over they let know that he's next. Not good.

468
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,480
Speaker 5: Number nine.

469
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,560
Speaker 6: When I was young, I assumed don't drink and drive

470
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,199
Speaker 6: meant all drinks. I thought I would scream at my

471
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,920
Speaker 6: mom if she was drinking aquafina, not because I thought

472
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,880
Speaker 6: it was illegal eye Joss, Like, our family drank Fiji water,

473
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 6: and so when I saw her drinking the poor people.

474
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,440
Speaker 3: Water, I was like, that really upset.

475
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 5: Yeah.

476
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Speaker 1: Number eight, talking about tap water.

477
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 5: We need to go back to that apm.

478
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:58,680
Speaker 12: Yeah.

479
00:21:59,000 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 5: Number eight.

480
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 6: I used to be weirdly certain that all cats are

481
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 6: girls and all dogs are boys.

482
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 2: I mean, cats do have a feminine air to them.

483
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: You know that makes sense.

484
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 5: When they're not well.

485
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, when they're not clawing your eyes out,

486
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 6: But that is kind of very family.

487
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: You can't control us. You don't know what's gonna happen. Next.

488
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 5: Number seven.

489
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,959
Speaker 6: Stupid pea brained me used to think that if it

490
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 6: was raining where I was, it was raining everywhere in

491
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 6: the world. O.

492
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 3: Wait, is that not true?

493
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you think you're the center of the universe.

494
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 2: Everything happens. That's not true, Jeffrey, you know.

495
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 10: I know, you know, Yeah, the Earth is flat, So

496
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 10: if it's raining in one area, you can't cover.

497
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: But if it tilts, then all the water's gonna end

498
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 1: up on one side. Yeah, it's gonna be yeah controversy.

499
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 6: On the show, we're talking about the dumbest things people

500
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 6: admit they used to believe when they were younger, only

501
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 6: to realize.

502
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 3: That that was stupid. Yeah, it's not true at all.

503
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 6: Text is seventy five nine to tell us any of

504
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 6: the stupid things that you believed as a kid that

505
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:05,160
Speaker 6: you later found out were not true. Number six chocolate

506
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 6: milk came from brown Castle. Oh yeah, that was a

507
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 6: pretty common one.

508
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 2: That's pretty classic. I feel like parents told kids, you know,

509
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 2: just in best with them. It's like I always thought,

510
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 2: and I swear that we were taught this in science,

511
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 2: that your blood was blue when it was inside you

512
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 2: and then it only turned red when it came out,

513
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: And that is it's so not true, like so false.

514
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 6: Number five. I always believe the moon was following me

515
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 6: around whenever I was in the car.

516
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 5: Is crazy, dry faster. Number four.

517
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 6: One woman thought she didn't have a given middle name

518
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 6: because her parents were too poor to afford one.

519
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 3: O your name at the hospital.

520
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 1: My cousin doesn't have a middle name. But my aunt

521
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: just literally couldn't think of one.

522
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, just gave up.

523
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: She just didn't give her one. She's not I didn't

524
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 1: come up with anything.

525
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 5: Are we getting any text? In at seven A five nine?

526
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: I like this one that little people were inside the TV.

527
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 14: You know, I may age myself on this one, but

528
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 14: I distinctly remember going behind the TV when they were

529
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 14: still like boxes and like looking down at the lights, thinking,

530
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 14: in there, I can relate to that.

531
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Speaker 5: Number three.

532
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 6: Growing up, I saw signs and parking lots that said

533
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 6: vehicles will be towed at owner's expense, and I thought

534
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,239
Speaker 6: that meant the store owner, and it was trying to

535
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 6: make people feel guilty that they were causing the store

536
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 6: owner to spend too much money.

537
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I wonder how.

538
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 3: They learned that, thinking.

539
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder heard they learned that Lesson got toad once.

540
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 6: I'm guessing number two that if you ripped off the

541
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 6: tag on your mattress, somehow the government knew bust through

542
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 6: your bedroom window and take you to prison.

543
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, it seemed like it's a huge tag and it's like, yeah,

544
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 10: you're like felony to remove it.

545
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: Seems, and why why did they not want people to

546
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: remove it?

547
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,680
Speaker 3: We should try ripping one off and seeing what happens.

548
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 10: I think Alexis has warrants.

549
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 6: The number one dumb thing somebody used to believe as

550
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 6: a kid. One person said, my grandma told me the

551
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 6: rumble strips on the side of the road were to

552
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 6: help blind people maintain their lane.

553
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 3: I believe that till I was fourteen years old.

554
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: Roadil brail. Oh my god, let me see if it

555
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: works with my eyes closed.

556
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

557
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 6: Those are the dumb things that people used to believe

558
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 6: when they were a kids.

559
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 3: We got your phone to have coming up right.

560
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 7: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

561
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 6: What happens if you love a specific pizza from your

562
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 6: favorite restaurant? Yes, but for some reason, every time you

563
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 6: order it, it never gets there on time, and they

564
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 6: always have some excuse for why it's late.

565
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,159
Speaker 5: Why is it gott to be your favorite?

566
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 6: That's been happening to one man a lot lately. So

567
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 6: his wife contacted us and told us the day and

568
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 6: the time that she was going to order a pizza

569
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 6: for lunch. Wow, so that we could have our delivery

570
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 6: person Jose update late and The update is he just

571
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 6: lost his glasses and he needs help finding the guy's house.

572
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 3: Again, it's your phone tap right now?

573
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 7: Another twenties.

574
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 12: Hello, Oh hi.

575
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 10: This is Arnie for instance, pizza is this? Mister Gelaudio.

576
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 12: Said, So what's going on?

577
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 5: Oh that's a that's a beautiful name. Is that Asian descent?

578
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 11: No?

579
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 5: Or like Scandinavian?

580
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,000
Speaker 12: No? No, not at all. No, Hey, let me ask you?

581
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 15: Where are you? Where's my pizza?

582
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 5: Yeah? So I'm outside right now.

583
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 12: The outside of my place.

584
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 10: Well, no, no, I don't know where I'm at. I

585
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 10: ran into a little bit of a snag.

586
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 15: Sweet swere are you?

587
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 10: That's a great question and I would like to know

588
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 10: the answer as well as you.

589
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 12: You don't know where you are?

590
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 5: I lost my glasses.

591
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, Yanta, yell.

592
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 10: You see in my last delivery, okay, a dog jumped

593
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 10: on me, a German shepherd, a really big dog. But

594
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 10: it scared me and it knocked my glasses off. They

595
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 10: flew off my head.

596
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's quite a story. But is someone coming to

597
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 12: help you? And I get the pizza to me because

598
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 12: I have to deliver it.

599
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 5: Because here's the situation.

600
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 10: It's been thirteen years never missed a delivery.

601
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 12: So so if.

602
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 10: I make it to this Friday, I get a five

603
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 10: thousand dollars bonus from the owners because I've never missed.

604
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, I heard you. You're shouting. I heard you.

605
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 5: Okay, Sorry, I just can't see.

606
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 12: Are you like close to my house?

607
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 2: Like?

608
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 12: So, so where are you?

609
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 5: I can't I can't read numbers?

610
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 12: What what do you mean?

611
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 5: Oh?

612
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 10: What about the position of the sun. Do you have

613
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 10: a sun dial?

614
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 12: A sun dial?

615
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 5: Maybe you can see the direction. I'm at my shadows

616
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 5: pointing just right.

617
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 12: Stop stop talking, stop talking, you sound right now. You're

618
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 12: just an idiot right now. I mean, I'm sorry for

619
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 12: your current status.

620
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 5: But I see something down the road.

621
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 10: It's either a gas station or some sort of dinosaur park.

622
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 12: Uh yeah, probably a gas station. Genius.

623
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 10: Oh okay, that makes more sense. Can you meet me there?

624
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 12: What gas station? Is it like a logo? Is there

625
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 12: like a more?

626
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 5: Is there more than one?

627
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 7: Oh?

628
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 12: My god?

629
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 10: I love the environment, so I I tend to go

630
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 10: what's it hybrid?

631
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 12: Okay? And did you just learn that word? Because you

632
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 12: just yelled it out like you just learned it.

633
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 5: I know, I'm just nervous.

634
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 12: Yet, Yes, I can hear you. We're just yelling over

635
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 12: a phone. Okay, I can't.

636
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 5: See my other senses are heightened.

637
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 12: I'm losing my patience with you.

638
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 14: Me too.

639
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 10: Right now, I'm in a tough spot and the sun

640
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 10: is just beating down on me, and I don't know

641
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 10: where I am.

642
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 12: I'm I'm just I'm so I understand.

643
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 5: What I'm saying.

644
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 10: I can stay out here all day holding your pizza.

645
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 5: Or I can't come clean.

646
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: I tell you that that's.

647
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 5: A prank phone call from your wife, Trey.

648
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 6: Saying, what do you know your wife?

649
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I'm not your pizza delivery guy.

650
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 12: Man.

651
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 10: Sorry, my name's Jlse from the radio show Brook and

652
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 10: Jeffrey in the Morning.

653
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you.

654
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 12: God, wow, my heart rates, like, oh, your.

655
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 5: Wife, Tracy set you up.

656
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 10: She said you ordered pizza from this place all the time,

657
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 10: but it's been late a lot. Why do you think

658
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 10: she suggested pizza delivery for lunch so we could call you.

659
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 10: Just come get me from the gas station.

660
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll pick you right up. Yet, wake up every morning.

661
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 7: With Weekday Morning on the twenties frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

662
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 6: Every single guy knows that if you're picking up a

663
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 6: lady in your whip, you need to make sure it's

664
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 6: looking clean and smelling like success. That's the first step

665
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 6: in tricking her into thinking you're a responsible adult. She

666
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 6: won't have any clue that your floor was strewn with

667
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 6: empty red bullcans and old McDonald's wrappers like two hours ago.

668
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 6: And I know one of our listener wishes that he

669
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 6: would have done a better job tidying up his vehicle

670
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 6: because his entire night was ruined. When is date reached

671
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 6: down and pulled something out from between the seats, it

672
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 6: was definitely incriminating and left all of us in shock.

673
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 6: You're gonna hear it in your brand new second date.

674
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 3: Update, next second date update.

675
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 6: For a lot of guys on the dating apps, coming

676
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 6: up with the perfect opener is like painting the mona Lisa.

677
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 5: Wow, takes a lot of time.

678
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 6: Are you just put something down? Stand back, you study it,

679
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 6: Add a little word here, just.

680
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: That line there, take off the eyebrows there, yea toss in.

681
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 3: An extra emoji, delete that pun, and after four hours

682
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 3: you finally send her in four hours, hey, what's up?

683
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Speaker 3: No response?

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Speaker 6: You shouldn't have used the apostrophees is that what it

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Speaker 6: was I thought the three question marks we're gonna work.

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Speaker 6: But today we have a listener who says he actually

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Speaker 6: put in some work, real work, into figuring out an

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Speaker 6: opening line with a sixty percent reply rate, which is

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Speaker 6: extremely high for guys on these apps. And that's very

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Speaker 6: very high. Yeah, okay, what's the average? Like two percent

691
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Speaker 6: reply rate? Maybe lower?

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Speaker 2: How many messages are you guys sendy very difficult?

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Speaker 6: His name is Carson, So Carson, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 15: How are you doing? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to let him deliver the line?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know what the line is. I'm sious.

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Speaker 3: I don't never written, so, like, what kind of line

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Speaker 3: are we working with here, Carson.

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Speaker 15: Like, we don't even need to talk. But I was

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Speaker 15: wondering if you would critique my profile. I'm new here?

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Speaker 6: Oh oh interesting, Okay, what do you think about that?

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Speaker 6: Alexis an invitation to critique his profile?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, looking at him up?

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Speaker 1: Aren't they then looking at your profile with a negative view?

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say, because you're only going to pick

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Speaker 2: out negative stuff to be funny about, you're not.

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Speaker 5: Going to say, oh, but it's a conversation.

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Speaker 3: So Alexis is in the forty percent that would not reply.

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Speaker 1: I probably reply something so rude that they don't reply back.

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Speaker 5: Well, is terrible even that.

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Speaker 6: I mean, that's a response in itself. That's a win rights,

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Speaker 6: even if it's mean.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean it did lead to someone. Her name

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Speaker 15: is Lenne.

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Speaker 3: Okay man, okay, I said, yeah. What was her critique?

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Speaker 15: She said, I should smile more in photos because I

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Speaker 15: look too serious.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a nice one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you have a good smile, then you should

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Speaker 3: be showing that off and women would like that.

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Speaker 5: And pro tip, girls love it when you tell them

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Speaker 5: that too. Yeah, you should smile more.

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Speaker 3: You look so good when you smile just in the photos.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So did you send her a personal pick of

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Speaker 1: you smiling?

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Speaker 15: I did not. I said, well, you should see my

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Speaker 15: smile in person. Said okay.

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Speaker 6: Oh, she said okay, and you're like, look to your

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Speaker 6: left out your window right now.

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Speaker 1: So what did you guys do for your date?

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Speaker 15: Then? I offered to pick her up. Oh we ended

734
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Speaker 15: up going to a steakhouse.

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Speaker 2: If you're wanting to impress her with the steak dinner,

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Speaker 2: I mean you must really like this woman.

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Speaker 15: You know what she's she's great. You know, we went

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Speaker 15: to the steakhouse. Things went really well. It was everything

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Speaker 15: I hoped it would be.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear some highlights.

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Speaker 5: Did you smile at her the whole time?

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Speaker 15: I tried to smile more.

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Speaker 3: Yes, good, Okay, if it's too much.

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Speaker 7: Day.

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Speaker 1: What did you guys connect over?

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Speaker 15: Well, she's a room in the sports I'm a big

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Speaker 15: sports guy, so that was an instant connection. We like

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Speaker 15: similar kinds of music.

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Speaker 6: I mean, it all sounds really good. There was nothing

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Speaker 6: awkward that happened on the date.

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Speaker 15: Everything was great. The awkward moment was on the way home. Okay,

752
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Speaker 15: she saw something between the seats of my car, and

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Speaker 15: she reached down. She pulled it out, and it was

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Speaker 15: a canister of lipstick.

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Speaker 5: No, I know, I know.

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Speaker 15: That looks really bad. It probably looked like I was

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Speaker 15: on another date.

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Speaker 5: You just tell her, like, look, that's not my shade

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Speaker 5: a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I have mine at home.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, anyone could have dropped it in your

762
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Speaker 2: car and fallen out of a pocket.

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Speaker 5: Sister or a friend or what did she say?

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Speaker 15: Well, she she certainly wanted to know where it came from,

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Speaker 15: and I was, I was, I was honest. With her. Uh,

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Speaker 15: you know I borrowed my ex girlfriend's car.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you were driving your girlfriend's car.

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Speaker 5: But it wasn't your car.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's.

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Speaker 3: Worse than.

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Speaker 5: Did that totally smooth everything.

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Speaker 15: Over for the conversation that you know mine was in

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Speaker 15: the shop. I was trying to be straight up with her. Obviously,

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Speaker 15: the vibe kind of change at that point.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you just say a friend?

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Speaker 15: If I could go back and change it, I think

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Speaker 15: I would.

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Speaker 5: Oh that is it?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, it looked like I thought I was getting a

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Speaker 15: good night kiss. Everything is great. Obviously that didn't happen. Yeah,

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Speaker 15: that's why I'm here. I'm hoping maybe you guys can

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Speaker 15: help me.

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Speaker 5: Wait, and now she's not calling you back, like you

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Speaker 5: haven't smoothed it over yet.

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Speaker 15: No, I haven't heard from her since not a week

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Speaker 15: or so.

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Speaker 5: So everything was going good. It's a circumstance.

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Speaker 1: What's the relationship with you and your ex? Before we

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Speaker 1: call her?

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Speaker 3: They're on good terms enough for her to the car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how good of terms?

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Speaker 15: Like we were always friends, we tried to date, it

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Speaker 15: didn't work out, we're still friends.

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Speaker 5: That's so cool. You guys can do that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds when you try to date somebody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I mean like you could describe her as

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Speaker 2: a friend instead of an axe for Yeah, did you

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Speaker 2: get a chance to explain that to Leand I didn't.

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Speaker 15: Get a chance to because we were so close to

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Speaker 15: her house kind of the end of it.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, it's probably for the best.

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Speaker 6: You don't probably want to be gloating about how great

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Speaker 6: of a relationship you have with your ex girlfriend on

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Speaker 6: a first date with somebody.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, if you're driving her car, you're gonna want

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Speaker 2: to explain something like it's better than we're still sleeping together.

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Speaker 10: And what answer is good when you're like she's the

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Speaker 10: best or you're like, oh I hate her.

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00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're driving her car.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a green flag if someone can get

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Speaker 2: along with their ex.

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Speaker 15: For you know, well, that's why I'm hoping you guys

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Speaker 15: can get her on the phone and help me explain

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00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 15: that to her, because I don't know if she's gonna

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Speaker 15: listen to me.

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00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna let Brook tackle that.

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00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: I'm friends with all sorts of exit.

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Speaker 6: Yasy for a guy, Yeah, what's wrong with him?

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00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 3: Anyway?

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Speaker 6: We'll call Leanne for you after this and try and

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Speaker 6: help you get your second date update in just a minute.

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Speaker 6: If you're just joining us, let's quickly recap Carson's first

823
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Speaker 6: date with a.

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Speaker 3: Little game of good or bad.

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Speaker 6: Steakhouse dinner, good idea, good, lots of smiling, picking her

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Speaker 6: up in your ex girlfriend's white Jetta.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Every blue Jetta, So.

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Speaker 6: We're thinking that's probably the big red flag that's been

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Speaker 6: scaring Leanne away from a second meet up with Carson.

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Speaker 6: But Brooke wisely pointed out, actually, it could be seen

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Speaker 6: as a green flag that he doesn't have a toxic

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Speaker 6: relationship with past love interests.

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Speaker 2: Right, Brooke, Dude, I think that if you can be

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Speaker 2: friends with an ex, it doesn't mean that you still

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Speaker 2: have feelings for them. It's when you still have feelings

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Speaker 2: is when things get dicey and you can't talk to

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Speaker 2: them and you're angry and everything.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but what about friends with benefits?

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's an ex, it doesn't really count,

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00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 2: all right, Carson?

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00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 3: Does that feel good? Does it get me a little

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00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 3: bit of hope before we make this call?

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Speaker 15: I'm optimistic?

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00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: Okay, but there's no benefits with your ex? Right?

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00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 15: No? No? No?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good, good, what besides the car. He doesn't

848
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Speaker 1: get to bar her car. I've meant a different time.

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Speaker 3: I'm not the physical type.

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Speaker 6: So let's reach out to Leanne. Hopefully she picks up

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Speaker 6: and we can explain this whole thing and get her

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Speaker 6: to go out with you again.

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Speaker 15: Okay, sounds great.

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Speaker 8: Good dialing you right now, let's do it.

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Speaker 11: Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hey, is this Leanne?

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00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 11: This is her? Who's this?

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Speaker 6: Uh well, this is actually yeah, a whole ensemble of

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00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 6: people called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We're a radio show.

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00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 11: Good morning, good, good morning.

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00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 5: Thanks for saying it back. People don't say it back

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Speaker 5: at Yah. I appreciate.

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Speaker 1: It's like when you say you're welcome.

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Speaker 5: Thank Yeah, you're a nice person.

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Speaker 8: Leanne.

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Speaker 6: We're hoping that this can be a good morning for

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Speaker 6: you because we're doing something called a second date update.

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Speaker 11: Okay, all right, you know I've seen it. I've seen

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00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 11: social media.

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00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, so well, thank you for finding on social media.

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00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: You can go to our podcast too.

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Speaker 3: She doesn't. She didn't sound like she liked it.

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Speaker 1: It comes up in the algorithm. Always be promoting, all.

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Speaker 11: Right, it's always a disaster. It's always some nightmare case.

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Speaker 1: That's not true. No, that's not true.

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Speaker 5: We only air the disaster, just the ones that go viral.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and we're hoping this is not one of

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Speaker 6: those that you'll never even see this in your feed

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Speaker 6: because we're reaching out based on a date you went

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Speaker 6: with with a guy named Carson.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, would you call it a disaster?

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Speaker 1: Your date with Carson?

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Speaker 11: I don't know, Carson, Carson, what are you doing Carson?

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So we spoke to Carson earlier and he had really

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Speaker 6: glowing reviews about the date. Just what we know from

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Speaker 6: it is that you two connected on a dating app.

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Speaker 6: You said you really liked his smile, had a nice

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Speaker 6: dinner at a steakhouse. There was no kiss at the end.

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Speaker 6: He was a little surprised by that, but no disappointed,

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Speaker 6: I think disappointed. But now you're not open to another one.

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Speaker 6: So he's trying to figure out if there's a reason.

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Speaker 11: He must have left something out.

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Speaker 5: I love something out.

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Speaker 1: I think you did. Yeah you did.

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Speaker 11: I mean I would be embarrassed. But he was driving

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Speaker 11: his ex girlfriend's car.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, he did tell us that. I just

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Speaker 3: didn't want to recap that part in case it wasn't

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Speaker 3: a big issue for you.

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Speaker 1: So what was your reaction when he told you.

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Speaker 11: That that's not okay? Why first, that's not okay? Okay,

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Speaker 11: that just means that somewhat special in your life is

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Speaker 11: still in your life.

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Speaker 6: I mean, technically you feel threatened by the ex girlfriend.

908
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 3: A little bit.

909
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 11: I know, not that I've just I've dated guys in

910
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 11: similar situations and it always ends bad in my my

911
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 11: personal situation.

912
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 6: Okay, well, that's okay that you can think that, but

913
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 6: let Brook explain to you why you're wrong.

914
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm trying to do.

915
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 2: But I do think that you could maybe change your

916
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: stance on a little bit if you thought of it

917
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: more as like a green flag. Like here's a guy

918
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 2: who still respects someone that he dated, that he was

919
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: he was close to, and it's good that they can

920
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 2: still have a non romantic relationship.

921
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 10: Right.

922
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 11: Yeah, I guess I never considered it that way.

923
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 2: I mean, have you ever had a friend and then

924
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 2: got your feelings kind of mixed up in that friendship?

925
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 2: Like it's hard to have opposite gender friends because you're like,

926
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 2: oh my god, how much do I like this person?

927
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 2: And then you try out dating and you're like, WHOA,

928
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 2: I didn't like him?

929
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: That much.

930
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 6: Did you know there was the case with Carson that

931
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 6: he was friends with that girl first before they tried

932
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 6: dating and then it didn't work out.

933
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they realized that they weren't meant to be together.

934
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 11: I mean, no, no, I mean this is all kind

935
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 11: of like a lot in general.

936
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 2: But point okay, okay, look at you being a reasonable human?

937
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: Love it? Okay?

938
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,919
Speaker 6: So is that something that would maybe change your mind

939
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 6: a little bit about possibly seeing him and giving him

940
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,240
Speaker 6: another chance.

941
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 11: Possibly the radio person I don't know her name, but

942
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 11: like she did bring up some pretty decent points.

943
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: So I feel like I didn't deliver that well.

944
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 5: Her name is Alexis. Give her all the credits.

945
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 6: I mean, this all sounds really good to us in

946
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,959
Speaker 6: the room here, but I bet it sounds even better

947
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 6: to Carson, who's been quietly listening on the other line,

948
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 6: hoping to talk to you.

949
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 11: Listening to this whole time? Are you kidding me?

950
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: I can hear you smiling through the phone.

951
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 12: Yeah.

952
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 3: I think he's there, Carson.

953
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 15: Hey, hey guys, I'm here.

954
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 11: What are you doing? What are you doing this for?

955
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: What is it?

956
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 16: Well?

957
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 1: They are so cute.

958
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 15: I felt a connection with you that I haven't felt

959
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 15: with anybody, and I really want to try to make

960
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 15: this work.

961
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 5: That's adorable.

962
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 11: That's really sweet to hear that from you.

963
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not like those other guys that you dated

964
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 2: that we're yucky, you know, with their exes.

965
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 15: Yeah things, Yeah, yeah, Well look, I need to be

966
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 15: one hundred percent honest with you. We're getting it all

967
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 15: out there right now. Okay, I do live with I

968
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 15: do live with my ex.

969
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 13: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, that's.

970
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 15: How I was going to go to borrow the call.

971
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 6: Brooke, how dare you support this and say that it

972
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 6: was totally innocent and now you live.

973
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 15: With her different you like a sister. It's really not

974
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 15: a big deal, you.

975
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 7: Know.

976
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 6: But they're in a good place now, Brooke, you said

977
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 6: it yourself, Well you don't.

978
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 2: Live with your axe like that feels like you were

979
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 2: living together and then you broke up and you never

980
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 2: moved out.

981
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: Did you move in together when you were in a relationship.

982
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 15: I mean, I don't know, I don't really remember. There

983
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 15: was a lot going on. It just kind of happened.

984
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 15: I mean, it's like a timeshare situation for us, which

985
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 15: with the rent, we rotate the car.

986
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 11: It's a I think seriously. Like I told you guys,

987
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 11: this is all disasters plan.

988
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 15: Look trust me when I say this, it's not a disaster.

989
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, that famous last words.

990
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 15: Why don't you come over this weekend. We can we

991
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 15: can hash it out. And it's my weekend to have

992
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 15: the master bedroom.

993
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: Wait what, Oh, there's only one bedroom.

994
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 3: That's a good living situation.

995
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 15: It works for us. Don't judge.

996
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 2: Where do you sleep when you don't have the bedroom.

997
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 15: I'm in the car and that's what it's for, a.

998
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 5: Car slash bedroom.

999
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 11: Oh, you're living in your car.

1000
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 15: Only part time.

1001
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 5: And remember it's her car.

1002
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 7: Not.

1003
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: I have a headache.

1004
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm sorry about that whole green flag thing.

1005
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,720
Speaker 5: No, it is a green flag.

1006
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 3: It's a green flag that he is such a good roommate.

1007
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 3: That is a doesn't even want to love him. Go,

1008
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 3: that's how awesome he is to live with.

1009
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 1: Dude, you share a bed that you guys rotate on

1010
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 1: the weekends.

1011
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 15: Holda, We don't share the bed when she's in it.

1012
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 15: I'm not when I'm in it, she's not. We have

1013
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 15: a calendar, it's set.

1014
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 12: Up the bed.

1015
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: This organized community, I can't say it.

1016
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 3: Man.

1017
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 5: Even Alexis is coming around on him.

1018
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 11: So, I mean a nightmare.

1019
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 6: It could be your nightmare if you say yes to

1020
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 6: another date with Carson, and we would pay for that date.

1021
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: If you're open to it, you will be your nightmare.

1022
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 1: If you say yes.

1023
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 3: No, it's not going to be a nightmare.

1024
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 5: Until it goes viral. Yeah.

1025
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I don't want this to go viral. I

1026
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 11: don't want to go on another date.

1027
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah.

1028
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: If you're.

1029
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 5: If you're seeing this on socials.

1030
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 13: Do not come and do not like this.

1031
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 3: Oh man, Carson, it sounds like a no from Leanne.

1032
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 15: There, Leanne, you know you didn't complain when I used

1033
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 15: the excess debit card to pay for dinner.

1034
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 1: Wow, get out of here.

1035
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 12: You never told me that.

1036
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: How would it come up in conversation?

1037
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1038
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: All right?

1039
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 6: Well wow, I mean, Carson, you were worried that the

1040
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 6: problem was that you picked her up in your ex's car,

1041
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 6: and turns out the issue is that you actually.

1042
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 3: Swaped beds with your exes because you live together.

1043
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: Oh and your ex pace for everything, well half of

1044
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: half of the time.

1045
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 15: And then when you say it like that, I think

1046
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 15: I sound like a pretty good dude.

1047
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 7: You're a catch, buddy Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1048
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 6: I mean, dude, how did Carson think that it was

1049
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 6: okay to withhold that information from us?

1050
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 3: In part one?

1051
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 5: Has he said a lot of information?

1052
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 6: Because Brook literally asked him, what's your relationship with your

1053
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 6: ex like? And he said, oh, we're still friends. Didn't

1054
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 6: mention oh yeah, we share the same master bed off

1055
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 6: of a rotat calendar would have been a little bit

1056
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,319
Speaker 6: of a different story for us.

1057
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 2: If you have a one bedroom apartment, you can't call

1058
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 2: it a master bed.

1059
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: It's the only bed.

1060
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 10: I didn't want to call it an end because the

1061
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 10: more he's kept talking, the more independent he is.

1062
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 5: Here's your debit card or car.

1063
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 6: Wouldn't be surprised, but honestly, just be truthful with us

1064
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 6: up front so Brooke doesn't come off looking as bad

1065
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 6: as she did.

1066
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 5: And that poor girl didn't want this to hit the air,

1067
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 5: and now because of.

1068
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 6: Him, you know it's so And that's why I just

1069
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 6: want to be honest right now with all of our

1070
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,839
Speaker 6: listeners and tell you the truth that we do have

1071
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 6: a Second Date podcast.

1072
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 3: Yes it's real. Somehow it gets millions of downloads every month.

1073
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 3: Even I did not believe that. Go look for yourself,

1074
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 3: Brook showed me the numbers, so if you want to

1075
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 3: check it out and subscribe.

1076
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 5: And Brook always lies, I was really telling the truth.

1077
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 6: It's a green flag to listen to our podcasting Joe

1078
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 6: way At Brooke and Jeffrey Brooke.

1079
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1080
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 6: Why should people listen to my brand new song of

1081
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 6: the week. It's hard for me the performer to answer that.

1082
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: Oh do you want us to answer?

1083
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 2: Because I think they're super creative, they're usually really funny.

1084
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're normally wearing a skin poutfit. Yeah.

1085
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 3: So I wanted a better answer, so I decided.

1086
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 6: To ask chat GPT the question why should people listen

1087
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 6: to my song? And chat GPT responded, quote, because it

1088
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 6: isn't just a simple funny song. It's become a weekly

1089
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 6: cultural check in that holds a mirror up to society

1090
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 6: and urges uses clever humor as a vehicle to challenge

1091
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 6: our misguided understanding of the world, forcing us to confront

1092
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 6: the complicated truths of life, pushing us to grow, and

1093
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 6: encouraging us to be better as a communist.

1094
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: Has it heard a song before? Yeah, chat GPT just

1095
00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: maybe falsely.

1096
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 6: That's a a lot of pressure on me too, Like

1097
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 6: literally I sing about lactose intolerant people eating ice cream ses.

1098
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 5: So to be clear, in no.

1099
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 6: Way do I want anybody to learn or grow or reflect.

1100
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 5: This is a toxic.

1101
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 6: I just want to make a couple of weird jokes

1102
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 6: to attune my mom can share on her Facebook. So

1103
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 6: if you're here for that brand new song of the week.

1104
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 3: Is coming up right after this, it is time for.

1105
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 5: My song of the week.

1106
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I bet ninety nine point nine percent of

1107
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 6: our audience is unaware that today is a very special day.

1108
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 6: It is unofficial holiday, National Girlfriend Day, which some say

1109
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 6: they're trying to commercialize, and in fifty years from now

1110
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 6: it's going.

1111
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 3: To be as big as Valentine's Day.

1112
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 6: Wow this day, Yes, yeah, I mean it's possible. But

1113
00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 6: if you're somebody out there who currently has a girlfriend,

1114
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 6: good job, you must be doing something right.

1115
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 2: Well, it depends on the relationship, but sure, yeah, just

1116
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 2: the fact that you got one is impressive, because here's

1117
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 2: the Jeff.

1118
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 5: The thing is, there's plenty.

1119
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 6: Of guys out there who would do anything to swap

1120
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,919
Speaker 6: places with you. You know those guys, maybe they're kind

1121
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 6: of shy, maybe they're misunderstood, maybe doing parody.

1122
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 3: Songs every week, hoping.

1123
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 6: A special lady out there will appreciate him for his

1124
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 6: oral talents.

1125
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 5: And yet no.

1126
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 6: Matter what they do, no matter how hard they try

1127
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 6: or how many times they swipe, they just can't land

1128
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 6: themselves a forever bay.

1129
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 5: And they want it so bad.

1130
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 6: So I feel for them, especially on this day when

1131
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 6: girlfriends are being celebrated. Yeah, and that's why I had

1132
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 6: to sing a song for all of those lonely dudes

1133
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 6: who've never had a girlfriend before. They just dream of

1134
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 6: one day celebrating this holiday and being.

1135
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 3: The best boyfriend ever.

1136
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: You're making National girlfriend all about the boyfriends.

1137
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 3: All about the boyfriends who want to be able to have.

1138
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 2: Boyfriend if it does kind of man esque like time.

1139
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 6: Well, you can't be a girlfriend unless you have a

1140
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 6: boyfriend on the other side.

1141
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,359
Speaker 5: Of it, relationship.

1142
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: I would just say.

1143
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 6: That's why instead of singing justin Bieber's if I was

1144
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 6: your boyfriend, it's young Jefferies.

1145
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 3: If I had a girlfriend hoping one day maybe it

1146
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 3: will happen. All right, I'm going to point when I'm

1147
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 3: ready point. I never had a girlfriend. I bet you

1148
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 3: didn't know. I want love her.

1149
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 16: Laying in lumber all alone took my mother to the prom,

1150
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 16: but I kept that on the love work at any

1151
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 16: hands now, so I'm rolling in the dos.

1152
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 3: Swag swag.

1153
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 16: It's true. You want manugam me girl, Ah, manugga you.

1154
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 16: I've been swiping on the batties, but no match. He's

1155
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 16: coming through, just searching for my honey. Like I'm Winny

1156
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 16: freaking Pooh hungry.

1157
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 13: Good guys like me. We keep hanging on. Catch us

1158
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 13: like a pokemon. If I had a girlfriend, I'd watch

1159
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 13: all her shows.

1160
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 5: I may jump the.

1161
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 13: Gun girl and second day proposed on the Disney Weekend.

1162
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,760
Speaker 5: We'd wear matching clothes.

1163
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 13: I won't send you text messages, only voice memos like

1164
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 13: spoken word love.

1165
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 3: Naughty little good boy with the pheromones.

1166
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 16: Once you get a whiff of my Calvin Klank cologone's

1167
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 16: first time in the sheets, I'll bet I'll be a pro, probably.

1168
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,240
Speaker 3: Last five hours on my very first ghost. My BET's

1169
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 3: your bet.

1170
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 5: In my mother's basement.

1171
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 3: She can make us breakfast. Then you'll be her best friend.

1172
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 16: Meet my cat's my lego set collection, so they fall

1173
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 16: in love with all my imperfections.

1174
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 13: Yeah, oh Wade, keep the mexcra tampons.

1175
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 5: He in my glove fox for you.

1176
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 13: If you were a malady, I complement you more. I

1177
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 13: tell you you're a ten girl. Even if you're a fool,

1178
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 13: I would roll you over if.

1179
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: You start to snore.

1180
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 13: You'll be so impressed by my call of duty score

1181
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 13: and my lava lamps, the car.

1182
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 5: I treat you the band.

1183
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 13: Take your Tommy cheese, girl, give you the last bite

1184
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:44,240
Speaker 13: my Officila sandwich. When we're lubern, I'm splitting the feees

1185
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 13: cause I want to respect your financial independence all day long.

1186
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 13: I both I would like in comment on all herdian

1187
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 13: stuff posts. She's come with Johansen.

1188
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 5: I've heard calling jokes.

1189
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 13: I shower her with presents from the team.

1190
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 6: Move folks.

1191
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 13: We're so in love. It's gross and non enough. Nanana

1192
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:16,399
Speaker 13: magical as Merlan No no no no, no, no no

1193
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 13: no wearing Netflix and churning Noanan and Nanana.

1194
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 8: And I'm no.

1195
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 5: Longer a virgin, no no.

1196
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 7: If I had a.

1197
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 5: Girlfriend, yeah, definitely what I thought you after that, I

1198
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 5: made it home.

1199
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 2: I mean, if your guy will give you the last

1200
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 2: bite of this food, that's how you know they truly care.

1201
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, even if it is a file of fish.

1202
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,280
Speaker 3: Some people love that sweet.

1203
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, also having tampons in the glove box. That's a

1204
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 5: pro movie.

1205
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 1: Honestly, that is really not even.

1206
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 5: A joke exactly.

1207
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, he knows he's ready for it if the girl

1208
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 6: would just give him a chance. So that's your song

1209
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 6: of the week. You could text in seventy five nine

1210
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 6: two tell us what you thought about it. We'll post

1211
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 6: the video up with all of the lyrics on all

1212
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 6: of our socials on our TikTok on Instagram, YouTube all

1213
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 6: of it at Brook and Jeffrey.

1214
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 2: Gotta be careful he make us some offers online.

1215
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 5: Can't wait now?

1216
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 7: It was your song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey

1217
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 7: In the morning.

1218
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 6: Well, who called in on the hotline for a little

1219
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 6: mid morning action today. Her name is Vanessa and she

1220
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,239
Speaker 6: is oh and one, still reeling from the last time

1221
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 6: she was on this segment when she missed the question

1222
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 6: who settled Brazil?

1223
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 3: Who settled? Of course, it was the Flintstones?

1224
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 1: You mean you mean who colonized BRAZILA Is that what

1225
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: you mean?

1226
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 3: Yes, the flintstone that's the correcty.

1227
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jose does all the questions, so you know the

1228
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 6: facts are facting.

1229
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 3: One hundred person.

1230
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,760
Speaker 5: Barney Rubble was definitely involving.

1231
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was doing any thing, but nevertheless, her children

1232
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 6: were disappointed in the loss, so she is back for

1233
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 6: a rematch today.

1234
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:10,720
Speaker 3: How you doing, Vanessa?

1235
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 15: Not too bad.

1236
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 11: I'm worried I'm going to disappoint my kids.

1237
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: Again, so I'll isn't that what just being a mother is?

1238
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1239
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,479
Speaker 2: Well, and then I also not only did I shame

1240
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 2: myself then, but I told you all that my son

1241
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: was a tenor base in show choir and that.

1242
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 11: Was like before he was fifteen. So he's a base nowh.

1243
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: Wow, wow base?

1244
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 6: Okay, masculine man voice now now Jeff compensating, Yeah.

1245
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 8: Not feeling all competitive with a sixteen year old.

1246
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 3: He's going to be taken over my job?

1247
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 6: Great anyway, all right, Vaness, you know how it works.

1248
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 6: Brooks left the studio. You got thirty seconds to answer

1249
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 6: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1250
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 6: you could say past, but you have to beat brook

1251
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 6: out ready.

1252
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 5: If you want to?

1253
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,479
Speaker 6: All right, I'm ready, Good luck, Your time starts now.

1254
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 6: Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this

1255
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 6: day in nineteen eighty one.

1256
00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 3: What was it called.

1257
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 15: MTV?

1258
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 6: Which branch of the which branch of the US military

1259
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 6: has had the highest number of US presidents serving it.

1260
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 3: Army Harry Styles was a part of which boy band

1261
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:11,919
Speaker 3: in twenty ten.

1262
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 15: Uh And I'm sure that's what type.

1263
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 6: Of Mexican salsa translates to rooster's beak in English? How

1264
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 6: long was the Mayflower trip from England to America? More

1265
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 6: or less than one hundred days?

1266
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 15: More?

1267
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 6: All right, there you go, Vanessa, well done. Brook's going

1268
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 6: to come back into the studio here. There she is,

1269
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 6: And according to my screener, Vanessa isn't just camping this summer.

1270
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 3: She's going to be going to Hawaii soon.

1271
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 5: I'm so jealous. What's the one thing is that you're

1272
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 5: gonna ask Brooks as what island?

1273
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 10: But no, don't listen to brook That's one food you're

1274
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 10: most excited to eat?

1275
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 11: How about beverages like my type?

1276
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 6: When she goes out different to be fair, they put

1277
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 6: like an orange slice or like a pineapple slice in

1278
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 6: the top of it.

1279
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 5: There's some food in there, and that's the freshest pineapple.

1280
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 5: Yeah ever, liqu fruit salad.

1281
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 3: It counts. All right, Brooke, it's your turn? Are you ready?

1282
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1283
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 3: Your time starts now.

1284
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 6: Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this

1285
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 6: day in nineteen eighty one.

1286
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 3: What was it called?

1287
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: MTV?

1288
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 6: Which branch of the US military has had the highest

1289
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 6: number of US presidents serving it?

1290
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: Uh Army.

1291
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 6: Harry Styles was a part of which boy band in

1292
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 6: twenty ten one direction? What type of Mexican salsa translates

1293
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,840
Speaker 6: to rooster's beak in English?

1294
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 3: Past?

1295
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 6: How long was the Mayflower trip from England to America?

1296
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 6: More or less than one hundred days?

1297
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 3: There we go, that's it.

1298
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 5: Answers are in.

1299
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 6: Time to head on over the scoreboard to see how

1300
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 6: you both did with jose Why.

1301
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 15: Are you trying to get pregnant without telling your boyfriend?

1302
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 15: It was your mother idea?

1303
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 12: Okay?

1304
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: Oh what?

1305
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 5: Oh man?

1306
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 10: We got some crazy second days, Vanessa, you got to

1307
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 10: correct today?

1308
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 3: Oh dear Brook three?

1309
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 5: R oh no?

1310
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 6: Then no, not too bad, but still enough to disappoint

1311
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 6: your children.

1312
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody.

1313
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 6: Cable's first twenty four hour music channel debuted on this

1314
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 6: day in nineteen eighty one.

1315
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 3: That was MTV.

1316
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 6: The Army has had more US president's servant than any

1317
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 6: other military branch. Harry Styles was a part of the

1318
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 6: boy band one direction in the twenty tens the type

1319
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 6: of Mexican slso that translates to rooster's beak in English.

1320
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 2: What is it, Brooke, Pico de guyo I got in

1321
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 2: my head because I just kept picturing rooster sauce or siracha.

1322
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 6: Apparently it's called pico de gayo because it's pinched between

1323
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 6: your fingers when you eat it. That's like the traditional

1324
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 6: way to eat it. And it looks like a rooster's beak.

1325
01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:59,640
Speaker 1: That's kind of cute.

1326
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 6: And how long was the mayflower trip from England to America?

1327
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 6: It was less than one hundred days, which is weird

1328
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 6: because Bruce family says that they came over on the mayflowers.

1329
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 6: So some of the facts aren't lining up anymore.

1330
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: Well, my uncle didn't call me or my grandpa. He

1331
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: was direct line. He didn't call me while he was

1332
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: on it, you know, he didn't.

1333
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 2: Well, it was like a lot of grandfathers ago, but

1334
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 2: it's like a direct line.

1335
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 6: So, Vanessa, it was not enough to beat Brook. But

1336
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 6: we're not going to let you leave empty handed.

1337
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 5: Just for playing.

1338
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 6: We're giving you a pair of tickets to see comedians

1339
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 6: Joel McHale with Kelsey Cook and Susan Jones September twentieth

1340
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 6: at the Washington State Fair.

1341
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: Absolutely, next time I'm beating you. Oh really?

1342
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 5: Okay?

1343
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1344
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,960
Speaker 2: Do you need to give any false information out about

1345
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 2: your son before we leave like.

1346
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: You did last time?

1347
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 11: No?

1348
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 15: I I'll publicly shame them the next time as well.

1349
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 5: Okay, he's a soprano. Next time we talked to you,

1350
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 5: shame us.

1351
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 6: Come back on the show anytime. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks,

1352
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 6: same time.

1353
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 7: On Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning