1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,399 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: away dot Com or call eight hundred do. 6 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 2: You y away Today. 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 3: We call a high powered type, a business woman who's 8 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 3: got a very busy schedule. 9 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 1: Oh sure, she's gonna think this is funny. 10 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 3: Then she's used to getting exactly what she wants when 11 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 3: she wants it, with no time for nonsense. Oh life, 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 3: But what happens when her Instacart delivery is taking four 13 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 3: times as long as normal and her shopper is a 14 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 3: ninety two year old man just wants some clarification on 15 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 3: her grosser. 16 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 2: That's right. 17 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 3: One of our listeners has the distinct pleasure of dealing 18 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 3: with Alan winter Bottom as he does his very best 19 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 3: to fulfill her order in the most allen way possible. Already, 20 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 3: it's your phone tap right now, said another Mornings on 21 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 3: the twenties. 22 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, yeah, hello, Hi, Hi. My name is Alan 23 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 4: winter Bottom. I'm an employee of Instacart. 24 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 5: Okay, is this regarding my order. 25 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's correct. 26 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 5: Okay, I'm your. 27 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 2: I'm your personal shopper. 28 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, are you calling me on the status of 29 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 5: my order? Because I mean, has this been a situation 30 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 5: lately where you guys are just taking forever? 31 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 4: You're coming at me hotter than a than a red 32 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,639 Speaker 4: pepper right now? 33 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 2: Okay, you should slow your role there, lady. 34 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,759 Speaker 5: I pay a lot of money to use this service, 35 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,160 Speaker 5: and you're supposed to be deliver within a certain time. 36 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 2: Well, good for you, money bags in my face. 37 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 5: I'm asking you where my order is. Oh, and you 38 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,200 Speaker 5: all you've done is insult me. 39 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 4: I want to go down your list to make sure 40 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 4: that I don't miss nothing. 41 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 5: I don't understand the list is a list. 42 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 4: I just want to I want to make sure i'm 43 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 4: reading it on here on you old phone there. 44 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 2: You want peas and carrots. 45 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 5: Right, frozen peas and frozen Yeah? 46 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 4: I bet you have a nice body. 47 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 2: Excuse me, you nice and trim? 48 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 5: Do you think it's an appropriate talk to a customer. 49 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 4: I weigh almost seventy pounds and that includes my titanium hip. 50 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 5: I am very confused of what this phone call is 51 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,360 Speaker 5: here to entail. You're supposed to be my shopper. I 52 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 5: gave you a list. 53 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 4: Next it item, you want some what are these triple 54 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 4: A batteries? 55 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 5: And yeah, something triple A batteries A large twenty. 56 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 4: Hey, you know I can make a battery from a 57 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 4: potato and a spool of copper wires. 58 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 2: I be save you about ninety nine. 59 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 5: I just want my order. Can you please just go 60 00:02:59,120 --> 00:02:59,839 Speaker 5: get my order? 61 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,079 Speaker 4: That's right, you got all the money to pay for 62 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 4: the fancy stuff. 63 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:09,720 Speaker 5: How I need groceries to survive. I need groceries to live. 64 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 4: Okay, back to your list there, I got your half 65 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 4: pounds of wild honey ham, and I wasn't okay with 66 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 4: the way that they sliced it at the Dell. 67 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 5: I don't care how they placed it. 68 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 2: No, it wasn't like they did it back in the navy. Okay, 69 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,799 Speaker 2: but I don't back then they had. 70 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 4: To they stowed it for nine months, so they had 71 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 4: to put spices and rub it with oregano and hard salt. 72 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 5: Look for a cooking class. Just got my ham and 73 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 5: bring it to me. 74 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 2: I can. I can spice it for you in my 75 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 2: car if you like. 76 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 5: Look, I'm working right now. I don't have time to 77 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 5: go over the list I sent to you. That alleviates 78 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 5: me from having to go through a list. 79 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 2: Who where am I? 80 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 5: Are you sleeping back to your Listen, Grandpa, I'm done 81 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 5: listening to you. Go over my list. I know what's 82 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 5: on the list. 83 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 4: Gosh, you have you sure do have a sultry voice, Dobby. 84 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 2: He reminds, reminds me of Glinda. 85 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 4: You know, Glinda from from the Wizard of Oz, the 86 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 4: good Witch. 87 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 2: Gosh, what I would do to her. She'd hop right 88 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 2: into that pink bubble. 89 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 4: We used to date back in the forties, got her 90 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 4: hooked on some stuff. 91 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 5: Speaking right now, I am going to get some fire. 92 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 5: Not not clear? 93 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 4: Am I sensing some sexual tension between us? 94 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 5: I'm not hitting on you. 95 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:49,160 Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because my shirt just lost four buttons. 96 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 5: I don't have time for Yeah. 97 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 4: I don't have time for any of your nonsense either. 98 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 4: I'm trying to tell you right now that this is 99 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,799 Speaker 4: a prank phone call, but you won't shut your trap. 100 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 2: Excute excuse me. I said it's a prank call. Lady. 101 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 2: You're on the radio with Brooking and. 102 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 4: That guy in the morning. I don't remember his name, 103 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 4: Jeffrey or something. 104 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:14,560 Speaker 2: Stupid? 105 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,599 Speaker 5: Are you freaking kidding me right now. 106 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you. I'm serious. 107 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 3: Thank god your husband Ben set you up for a 108 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 3: phone town. You came at that old man like on fire. 109 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:36,359 Speaker 4: You're you're a bit of a firecracker. If things don't 110 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 4: work out with you. 111 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 5: And Ben pants, buddy. 112 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 4: I get double chocolate pudding at supper time. We could 113 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 4: do two spoons one pudding cup. 114 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 5: I don't want to anything. You wake up every morning, 115 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 5: weekday morning brooking Jeffrey in the morning.