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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important of production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially important today. On This is Important? Why do dogs

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Speaker 1: love farts so much? Stand back at your own risk,

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Speaker 1: or it'll like jaws on you or something. I have

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Speaker 1: to take my pants off and sit outside wet cells pretzels,

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Speaker 1: grab the dick from the inside and then reached underneath

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Speaker 1: and throw your finger up the butt hole. And now like,

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Speaker 1: what's that Bobcat actually gonna do? Let's go. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Kanye is looking pretty good right about. Yeah, he's got

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Speaker 1: my vote. Who is Kanye's preys? Yeah? Right? Why is he?

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Speaker 1: Did you pick a VP? He is the VP on

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Speaker 1: the ballot. He is the VP. I think obviously it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be Kendall Jenner for somebody's name on the ballot.

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Speaker 1: I just don't know who it is. Yeah. I heard

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Speaker 1: he's a car salesman out and Calabasas. That's tight. That's

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Speaker 1: so tight. That's what I heard. I heard that from

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Speaker 1: a guy who rents my house in Studio City, and

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Speaker 1: so he told me you got the plug? What's your

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Speaker 1: address there? Again, I'm not telling anybody Bully tucked up

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Speaker 1: in the hills, baby find it? Can we talk about

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Speaker 1: Kyle's butt cheeks and how sore they are from all

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Speaker 1: that hiking? He's a nature boy all of a sudden, Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm all about those hikes. I did a twelve mile

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Speaker 1: er the other day, all twelve miles. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: gonna be seven. And I missed the trail to go

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Speaker 1: across the ridge and ended up going down and then

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Speaker 1: had to go all the way back up. And it

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Speaker 1: was like, and how do you is this a guestimate

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Speaker 1: or word? You trecking your mileage here? How do you

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Speaker 1: know that? This is? Yeah? We got Apple watches. What's up?

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Speaker 1: It's it's an aggregate. It's um basically tracking through the phone.

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Speaker 1: But then I also go into this very meticulously laid

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Speaker 1: out map and I lick my past, actually click every turn,

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Speaker 1: and it it lays out what it thinks it was

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Speaker 1: on map my run Yeah, exactly, total guess or you

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Speaker 1: how long did this walk take? Adam? He just said

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Speaker 1: it did it on agg I don't know what that word,

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Speaker 1: because the phone said that it was like the thing

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Speaker 1: the climbed on global guts. Give me a glowing piece

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Speaker 1: of that that's the Aggro Craig. And I think we

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Speaker 1: all know that. Knew a guy in college name Agrol Craig.

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Speaker 1: It was wild only when he got wasted, he was

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Speaker 1: Agro Craig. Uh yeah, we the phone said like fourteen

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Speaker 1: miles because we like afterwards we kind of drove around

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Speaker 1: a little bit and it was like, well, that's that's

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Speaker 1: not it. But so I knew it was like grabbing

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Speaker 1: too much. Then I went in and clicked on map

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Speaker 1: my run and it was like, okay, it's twelve miles.

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Speaker 1: That feels about right. But you didn't answer my question.

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Speaker 1: How long did this? Supposed four and a half hours?

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Speaker 1: So it was five in the morning toil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Five in the morning, what's right? I had my head

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Speaker 1: lamp on and everything. Dude, I'm like, out there in

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Speaker 1: the dark. Are you doing? Why? Walking around in nature?

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Speaker 1: What are you a tweaker? That's a tweaks? Time to

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Speaker 1: get out there. Yes, of course I'm a tweaker. Brother

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Speaker 1: five in the mont born tweaker. Baby, you see any

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Speaker 1: rattlesnakes out there? No rattlesnakes actually not a ton. Oh

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Speaker 1: we saw a frog that was about it, Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: ships for real? Yeah, yeah, frog dog d oh fuck

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Speaker 1: stop hold up frog we saw a frog bury the headline.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, tell me more about this frog. The

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Speaker 1: frog tried to jump away and it rolled over ship Damn,

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Speaker 1: son Blake. You can't even hit us with no fucking

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Speaker 1: sound effects about this. Yeah, sorry man, Yeah, there you go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that was really flagrantly like, I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Jesus sleeping at the way, dude, I know, Damn he's

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Speaker 1: over here watching TV and ship Blake. He's not even

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Speaker 1: invested in the podcast. Dude. You know, I'm stressed. It's

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Speaker 1: a big game for me. We got some baseball in

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Speaker 1: the background. But I'm engaged. I know. I'm also hearing

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Speaker 1: what There were multiple people hiking with you, Yeah, me

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Speaker 1: and t K at five am. People agreed to come

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Speaker 1: over at five am. Dude, I'm engaged. How many people

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Speaker 1: were you hiking with? There was three of us. One

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Speaker 1: of us couldn't make it at five am. Oliver right on,

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Speaker 1: he backed out like after about like you know, probably

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Speaker 1: five miles. He was like I'm out. Oh really, he

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Speaker 1: was like bye bye, yeah, because then we were about

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Speaker 1: climb and he was like, funk that, I'm about to

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Speaker 1: walk down on the road. So wait, you guys were

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Speaker 1: five miles out, so he was going to hike back

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Speaker 1: five miles again and he was like, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: do that by myself. Yeah, he did it by himself.

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Speaker 1: And then we climbed up to the top. What if

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Speaker 1: he tripped and died, well, that's on him, that's on him.

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Speaker 1: Like is the hike hard? What? What level is this? A? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's let's something packed this a little bit. Why at

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Speaker 1: the five am or just because it's cooler, I'm pissed down,

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Speaker 1: I'm pissing now. Yeah, yeah, it's cooler, like temperature wise,

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Speaker 1: at five am is a fucking absolutely insane time for

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Speaker 1: someone to for you to leave your house, that's insane,

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Speaker 1: but sure. But for someone to drive over to your

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Speaker 1: house and they don't live that close to you, to

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Speaker 1: drive the thirty forty minutes to get it that it

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Speaker 1: takes to get out to your house at four am, right,

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Speaker 1: what it's some cult. I was up at three I was.

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Speaker 1: I was personally up at three thirty just stretching, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just hanging out, having some coffee, is working those those

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Speaker 1: hammys out, make sure they're all primed. You were up

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Speaker 1: at three thirty in the morning, correct, Yeah, what time

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Speaker 1: are you going to bed? Well, my son goes to

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Speaker 1: bed around eight, and so I'm like about nine thirty ten,

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Speaker 1: I'm in bed, and then I'm up four o'clock. So

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Speaker 1: you're on a very youthful sleep schedule. Well, I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: very very youthful. Infant infantile, infantile. Yeah, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It was kind of cool walking at night.

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Speaker 1: You guys ever done a hike in the dark with

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Speaker 1: just flashlights and stuff, like through my hills drunk? Sure? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: At night? Not in the morning? Yeah, yeah, not five

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Speaker 1: walking home from the bar at five am. Yeah, I'd

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Speaker 1: never done like a dark hike before. This was the

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Speaker 1: first time I've done it, and I realized, like this

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Speaker 1: would be super sick to do at night. It's just

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Speaker 1: like a whole new way to see the world. It's

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Speaker 1: like fun. Yes. Yeah, how did Kyle Newitchik die? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's night hiking. Yeah, he got real deep into night hiking.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, in people's backyards. True, that is very true.

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Speaker 1: At him, we're coming out of people's backyard. Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: You were Like most parks that you can hike they

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Speaker 1: close that sundown. You're not supposed to be hiking at night.

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Speaker 1: It's like very dangerous. Well, this is like just a

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Speaker 1: trailhead by my house. Yeah, you're right, dude, what if

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Speaker 1: the sun didn't come up? Though? You know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: like you gotta be careful exactly. Thank you? Hey, really

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Speaker 1: good point. I just we take a lot of ship

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Speaker 1: but like it's just we're spoiled and we always think

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Speaker 1: the sun is gonna come up and someday, guess what,

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Speaker 1: it ain't fin to happen. Smoke weed every day? You're high, brother,

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Speaker 1: That can't hurt our privilege. That's our privilege thinking the

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Speaker 1: sun's coming up every day. Guess what a might not? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm ready. I'm ready and I will be ready

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Speaker 1: for one. I live life like the sun won't come

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Speaker 1: out tomorrow. Okay, there you go, the sun won't come

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Speaker 1: out tomorrow. Allegedly. I just want to say how proud

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Speaker 1: I am of where this podcast Let's go. Some would

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Speaker 1: say Gersey is a proud boy for the how proud

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Speaker 1: he is of the podcast. Some might say that I'm

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Speaker 1: proud of my boys. Yeah, come on, what I think

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Speaker 1: I got some Fred Perry in the closets. Heaven warn't

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Speaker 1: it for a while. Can't really sport it these days?

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Speaker 1: What's Fred Perry? What is that? What's the deal? It's

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Speaker 1: a loathing label. I believe it's a British designer. It's

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Speaker 1: got like a little uh what do they call that thing?

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Speaker 1: Like the gold leaf? Not gold leaf, but like the

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Speaker 1: things Caesar wore around his head. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it is. But the Proud Boys rocket Uh, it's their badge.

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Speaker 1: It's just like a polo shirt exactly. I think I

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Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Yeah, well, why the fund

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Speaker 1: did they claim? Just some regular ass kind of whack

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Speaker 1: ass ship. Sorry, no offense to your whole styles, but

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Speaker 1: it's a little fashion fashion backwards. But I understand you're

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Speaker 1: super fashion forward, and I get it is you're just

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Speaker 1: running around in easy flip flops. Yeah, sobreros with like

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Speaker 1: fur hanging off of them. That's me all right. It's

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Speaker 1: probably better that like those goofballs like take up some

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Speaker 1: lay mass fashions because it would really suck if these

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Speaker 1: stupid hate groups would take away something cool. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I mean what they did that that frog, not that

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Speaker 1: that frog was like the coolest ship, but I know

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Speaker 1: that you were talking about that cartoonist is just bombed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ripping Peppe. Yeah yeah, well, I mean funk. I think

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Speaker 1: we covered this that they basically do the white power

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Speaker 1: but it's like the type butthole sign And now I

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Speaker 1: can't do that, like I constantly used to, uh, whites.

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Speaker 1: They did it again. They did it again, they took it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what can you do? Let's go back

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Speaker 1: to teasing Kyle, Kyle pivoting You guys want to know

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Speaker 1: more about the night hike or what kind of footwear

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Speaker 1: are you rocking? Like running shoes? Do you have hiking boots?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a camel back? I have some? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I definitely have a camel back. And in that camel back,

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Speaker 1: I have water, and I have some protein bars, and

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Speaker 1: I have some dried figs, and I also have a

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Speaker 1: taser gun and a knife. What's the taser for if

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Speaker 1: one of your friends turns on you? Because it's like

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Speaker 1: I'm out of snacks, I'm starving out here. Yeah, It's

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Speaker 1: like I don't know what it's for I put at

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Speaker 1: the bottom of it. It's like, in case a bobcat

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Speaker 1: shows up or something like that, You know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: you want to get close enough to you're going to

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Speaker 1: get close enough to taze it. Well, I'm I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Like you said, it's dangerous. I do

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Speaker 1: have that in my gut. So it's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: you go listen, cat, you get the funk out of here.

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Speaker 1: Do you think in all honesty, if it's just you,

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Speaker 1: you don't have a taser, you don't have a knife.

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Speaker 1: Could you fight off a bobcat? No? Life or death? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: life or death. It's like a it's a bobcat. It's

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Speaker 1: not a Mountline. Mountline would fuck you up. Actually, how

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Speaker 1: big are bobcats? I honestly don't know. Cats are little, dude.

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Speaker 1: Bobcats are like the size of a pit bull. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're like the size of a pit bull, dude. But

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Speaker 1: the claws and the teeth are like those are not

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Speaker 1: claws or no joke. It's I think it's a toss up,

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Speaker 1: Like if it gets you on the fucking throat, you're gone. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hell yeah, jugular, you're done. Bro. That's a big cat

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Speaker 1: the jugs. That's a big cat. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's a big cat. To be honest, to be technical,

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Speaker 1: which you guys know, I'm always yeah, he won't shut

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Speaker 1: up with this technical ability, technicalities, technical feline technicality is

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Speaker 1: the technical technically the technical word. I did hear that

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Speaker 1: The actual true defense to fighting a mountain lion or

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Speaker 1: definitely it was like everybody was like, oh fuck, there's

417
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: a are gold from you know. I tell you who

418
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 1: did have the glow. I saw the driver from blank

419
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 1: Check at the Farmer's Market, yes, and I was like, God, damn,

420
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,640
Speaker 1: this is this is a childhood here row right here.

421
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: He was fucking blinding. He has the glow. I love

422
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: that dude. Yeah, man, the guy and for reals at

423
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: home and don't remember this is the same man who

424
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 1: shut off the power in Die Harror. Wow. Yeah, so

425
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: that refreshes your memory. I think everyone remembers. Everybody remembers that.

426
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,239
Speaker 1: It's strange seeing a celebrity because you're like, I know

427
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 1: that person, what is that? What is he from? Well,

428
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: don't remember when we first It was like season one

429
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: of Workhalics and we're writing at Hollywood Production Center, which

430
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: is just a place that has a bunch of offices

431
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: that a lot of people right their chowsen And we

432
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: were writing Workhalics there season one and in the gym,

433
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 1: I remember one time Jamie Kennedy came in and was

434
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 1: working and both me and yours were like we were

435
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 1: like talking, goofing around, and then like he came in

436
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: and both of us both times stopped. Yeah, it was

437
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: like Jamie Kennedy was the biggest goddamn star. Talk about

438
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,080
Speaker 1: the glow. We had a Jamie Kennedy experience of our own. Yeah,

439
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: that was our day Jimmie Kennedy experience. It was like

440
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 1: Brad Pitch just walked in. Both of us were like

441
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: immediately were quiet lifting heavier weights than we normally would's

442
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,560
Speaker 1: got on the treadmill and just fucking Sward in my

443
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: pearl zooming. That's cool. The best part of that is

444
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: immediately quiet, just like yeah, just like head down, working

445
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 1: out extra hard, I think. And by the way, he

446
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 1: was pushing like a Bentley GT. Continental. I had so

447
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 1: many questions about that. But hey, Scream three, Scream three.

448
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 1: I think Jamie Kennedy might have over extended himself a

449
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,959
Speaker 1: little bit. Hey Scream three. You know Scream three? Who

450
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,879
Speaker 1: knew Malibou's most wanted Let's go, very funny movie. By

451
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, didn't he do enough work to get

452
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: He didn't? Yeah, what's what was his what did he do?

453
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: Screen one? Two? Three? Uh? He had the Jamie Kennedy experience.

454
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 1: Scooby Scooby doo, don't know he had some ship? Okay, well, yeah,

455
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 1: he had a he had a solid run. He had

456
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 1: a nice window Bentley's come to those who work. Also,

457
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,719
Speaker 1: wasn't he with Jennifer Love Hewitt for a while he was?

458
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 1: I know the answer, and it's yes, God damn. Do

459
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: you remember Jennifer Love He would in that in that era, like,

460
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:24,120
Speaker 1: God damn, that's a grand slam. Yeah, yeah, because Jamie Kennedy,

461
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: for the few times I met him, seems like a

462
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: great guy. Everyone and probably including Jamie Kennedy, will agree

463
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: that he's not. Like, he's not a stereotypical super handsome,

464
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,200
Speaker 1: hot guy. He wondered over with with the ha ha

465
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: Oh God gave me hope. I was like, Oh, I

466
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: was like, there we go. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

467
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: Those types of relationships were always like, Oh, there is

468
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: so much hope in this world. Yes, they see past

469
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 1: the face, they see past the hair, they smell, past

470
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: the stansion, wore so nice, and there's better people. They

471
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 1: really are. Women rule the fact that they can look

472
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: past all of are just gross. Ship are egotistical, bullshit,

473
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: ego testicles, and if you're funny or cool or whatever,

474
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: you can you can land a babe. Yeah. Many women

475
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: have to look past so much, so much it doesn't

476
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: make sense. What a raw end of the deal. Yeah,

477
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: they got the raw end. First off, you have to

478
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: get past how ugly I am, and you're like, he's funny,

479
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: he's funny. Then you have to see me naked, and

480
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh god, damn, this what out we're with? Here?

481
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: The hair, the hair's everywhere. Yeah, they're like, why is

482
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: there a weird back hair? Like does it ever get better?

483
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: And like the farts? Can we talk about the leaking?

484
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: Do guys fart more than women should? Do? We know? Fat?

485
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know no. I grew up in

486
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: a household where everybody farted, my mom, my dad. Wait

487
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: does I g Yeah. I was just gonna say, you

488
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: grew up one woman and that was your mom. So

489
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: you're talking her mom represent huh, guy, silly, I'm still

490
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 1: gonna send it. That's so tight. Yes, my mom totally represented, like, yeah,

491
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 1: she sent it. She was she was all about it.

492
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: I mean, she did not try and hide it. There

493
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: was no shame. I would say, your farts sound more

494
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: like your mom's farts than your dad's than you have

495
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: you heard Kyle's mom fart. Blake knows their farts so well.

496
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: Oh I I come on, I go all the way

497
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: back with the new checks. I come on, there's no

498
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: Do you remember your first Kyle's mom fart, because I

499
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: feel like it'd be like, oh, whoa, I don't think

500
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: I remember that. Hello. I feel like, yeah, no, I

501
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: definitely like anything. It was all comfortable. We were with

502
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 1: each other all hours of the day. We took five

503
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: am walks sometimes. Oh but for real, like she was

504
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: kind of you would hear. The house wasn't that big.

505
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: So even when she was like in her bedroom and

506
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: farting back there, it's like you could hear her over

507
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:06,640
Speaker 1: the TV. It's like like, like you know that's true

508
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: that the alpine woofer. Yeah that No, we're just like

509
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: watching Scream one had alpine tweeters. Yeah, It's like it

510
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 1: was at mid range base. It was just about comforts,

511
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: just what it was. Did your parents not fart? Did

512
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: your mom? Did your mom's fart or your sister's. Yeah,

513
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 1: but it was not like it was never announced. It

514
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: was always like who it was. It was kind of

515
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: like that happened. I don't think there was acknowledgement not

516
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: to put my mom on the spot, but I feel

517
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: like she would have to say something because it was

518
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: about it. Like if she ever did, it was just rancid.

519
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: It smelled so bad. So she'd be like, oh, I

520
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: think I boomed. I moved. That was a big thing

521
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: when we grew up, Like I don't women don't fart,

522
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: they boof. I remember that well, I don't think that's

523
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: a big I think that's a big thing in your

524
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: family or two families. Yeah, I think that's just what

525
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 1: my mom said. Well, we hung out with a family

526
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: that had a whole bunch of girls, like five girls,

527
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,480
Speaker 1: and they were all boffing boof city. Well, I will

528
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: say I think women probably as a whole fart less,

529
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: only because I don't call them that, only because their

530
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: diets better for the most part. Okay, do you know

531
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: what though, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you this.

532
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: If you're farting, it actually is a sign of a

533
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: healthy diet. You have more of what you need in

534
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: your body. That is no what do a quick google?

535
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Oh wait, look, you should be releasing your gases.

536
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: How come? How come whenever I eat shitty more poorly,

537
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: that's when i'm whamp wamp. Well, I would have to

538
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: know what each side of the spectrum is for you personally,

539
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: That is true. Let them see the spectrum. When I

540
00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: eat chicken breast and broccoli and white rice, I'm not farting. Okay,

541
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: not when you eat broccoli. What's up with that? That's

542
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: a very fibrous food. His booty is just like it

543
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: doesn't fart it doesn't. It doesn't come out in gas form.

544
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: I shipped it out. But then when you hit Carl's yeah,

545
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: oh my god. But Adam is the kind of guy

546
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: who doesn't claim his farts anyways, we have to. I don't. Yeah,

547
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: I don't think you're in touch with what's coming out

548
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: of your asshole. Oh, he's the worst. And we all

549
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: know what they smell like too. He's like, somebody farted.

550
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: We're like, we all know your fart. You guys silly.

551
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna send it. That's not true, that's not true.

552
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm not a very flatulent person. I'm not. I'm not

553
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: that fartie. That's because you don't take responsibility for what

554
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: comes out of your asshole. Yeah, exactly, denials. I know you,

555
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 1: I've known you for so long, and you're constantly blaming

556
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: it on others. I'm not. That's not true. And he's

557
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: making the face that he makes when hearts right now,

558
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: so obvious. It's like where he's like, I'm gonna explode

559
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 1: out of my face. Like I grew up in the

560
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: household where it was like cool to fart, We all farted.

561
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: Were like when you fart in the car, you just

562
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: yelled air flow, and everybody rolled down the windows. Yeah,

563
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: say we are new with checks. It was a point

564
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: of pride, oh air flow? Or are we trying to

565
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: say that Dennis Divine didn't let it rip? I don't know.

566
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: I didn't grow up with him. Dennis d let it fly?

567
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: You know he did the whole Divine's are are big,

568
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: big tutors. I'm just saying me personally, I don't fart

569
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: all that often, only when I eat more poorly. Again,

570
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: you gotta do both sides of the spectrum on me

571
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: right now, Like what's the okay? So when you eat bad?

572
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: What is that food? What makes you fart? That would

573
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: be like if I ate like a ton of pizza,

574
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: or like I ate like uh so you're like lactose

575
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: intolerant probably, Or when I if I eat like a

576
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: Mexican food and it was like really greasy, that's one.

577
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,239
Speaker 1: The greasy is what you equate to the farts, not

578
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: the fireber Yeah, the booths, the boots. Yeah, I'm too.

579
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: I am much like that family of women that you

580
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: grew up with. I don't fart booth too. I could

581
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: I get that vibe when you don't claim it on set?

582
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: It feels like you don't want it, feels like you

583
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: are ashamed of your smell, and I'm here to be like, bro,

584
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: it's all good. Well, guys, well on set. I'm not

585
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: admitting that I didn't claim it, because I would claim

586
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: it if I ever did. No. No, this goes back

587
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: to like when you guys live together in the crib,

588
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to fart on set. You would like

589
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: fart and then walk out of the room and we'd

590
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: be like this, dude just farted left the room. That

591
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: was your move, and be like, I'm gonna go get

592
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: some water. Yeah, why did he leave mid sentence? I

593
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: know why I did this. Dude's assertive. He's a proud boy,

594
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: leaving his bombs behind, letting us stew in it. Saw

595
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: scroud boy. I want to circle back to the first

596
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 1: celebrities side in because I think mine and I like

597
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: mine still mine was Jason Schwartzman at the Lacost Store.

598
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: Really well, you love Jason Schwartzman, so this really hits.

599
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: This is a great one for you. It was right

600
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: after I mean just a few years after Rushmore, damn,

601
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: and as he was getting into other things, and I

602
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: was like Holy sh it, he's five, I don't know,

603
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 1: five five six or something like that. Oh my god.

604
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: And he was looking at the watches in the cost

605
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: and I just went and stood next to him, pretending

606
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 1: like I was looking at watching that's sick with no

607
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: intent to buy. Well, didn't you work at La Cost? Yeah?

608
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: I love that, Yeah I was. I went to go

609
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: check it out on Rodeo Drive. Uh. And then I

610
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: worked there later and it was fucking sick, isn't it?

611
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: Rodeo Drive? Okay, alright, I'm having a fun Is that allowed?

612
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: Or do we need to bring out the spectrum that allowed? Kyle? Sorry?

613
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: Fun police over here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean what's

614
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: the spectrum? And what's fun to you? Was it greasy fun?

615
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: Is the fiber fun? Mine was the legitimate question. I

616
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: really was, like, have you working at lacost is like

617
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: the most durst thing that I could imagine. The fact

618
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: that they hired me blew my mind. I was like,

619
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: you guys are trashed now if you let me work here,

620
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: you lost respect for the company because they hired Uh.

621
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: Then I go behind the door. I see all the

622
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,720
Speaker 1: hangars everywhere. Well, we gotta find some old because everyone

623
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 1: is embarrassed by their early twenties high school like fashion sense.

624
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: So mine ruled very biggy pants, corduroys, lots of hamp

625
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: gauge ear rings. They weren't it was gauged. It wasn't. No,

626
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 1: this bro did not have gauges. It wasn't gauges. Now,

627
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: your ear lobes would still look funny. No, it wasn't that. Well,

628
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: you could do like twelve or fourteen. It's not like

629
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: you're getting up to zero's. Yeah. It was just thicker,

630
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: a thicker bar than than than a little stutterroo. Yeah,

631
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: that's fucking hard, Divine, I'm into that, bro. Nice. Yeah, dude,

632
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: I was really hard, and I have anautical star tattoo.

633
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: You guys silly. I'm still gonna send it, and I did,

634
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: and I sent it for years. You're filling this and

635
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: we got to get that. I thought that was the

636
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 1: soundboard DR's roll Rock the popped Collar, which I never

637
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,280
Speaker 1: pulled that look off and never attempted. But I respect

638
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: I respect Derves for having multiple lacost polos that he

639
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,479
Speaker 1: would probably we gotta dig some. Do you have any

640
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: photos of those? Did you ever rock the double double polo? Oh? Yeah, yeah,

641
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh god, that's

642
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: so sick. There was a gray and then like this

643
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: kind of like like pink ish, like a like a

644
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: fucking dull magenta, and I'd wear that under the gray

645
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: and it would look fucking good. I'm not mad at

646
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: a pop collar still, but the double pop yeah, I

647
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. That's kind of ridiculous. How many

648
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: colors did you wear just to Yeah, I mean two

649
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 1: is so dumb a lot, but two is one more

650
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: than you need? Yeah, it's more than you need? Is it?

651
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: The is it this? It's the same shirt twice, right,

652
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: that's what That's what it is. Yeah, yeah? Or was

653
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: there one without buttons or something? No, no no, no, it's

654
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: it was just two lacos polos. I mean, what would

655
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: be real sick is if you had one that like

656
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: sewed into collars. Yeah, that'd be so tight. Who started

657
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: wearing two polo shirts? That? Somebody who's sucking smart DERs

658
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: and his crew. I'm gonna guess it was like t I.

659
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it was grand hustle. Actually, nobody in

660
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: my crew would do it. Nobody in my crew would

661
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: rock like that. You're on some cool ship. Hey, what

662
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: happened to the sleeves? Did the sleeves show two colors to? Uh?

663
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,399
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'm sure somebody pulled the sleeves. Could

664
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 1: I just liked having like a little color pop around

665
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: my neck. Yeah, no, that's dope. I'm into that, bro,

666
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm into that for you. And why not wearing ascot

667
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: I kind of liked, yeah, you're right, I could have

668
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: done that, but on the spectrum of greasy to fibrick. Yeah, baby,

669
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: in a weird way. I love the like pageantry of

670
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: prep style, Like I was like, this is ridiculous. I'm

671
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: a person who wears two collars. I'm a person who

672
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: has like their shirt over their shoulders and tied. Who

673
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: does that anymore? Or everness sounds like you're a speech like, Yes,

674
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm a person. My name's Anders. I wear a sweater

675
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: over my shoulders. Highers have been known to pop collars,

676
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: didn't they also do the embroidery? Did you ever do

677
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 1: that where it was like you could get like embroidery

678
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: on those shirts like your names? Does that not a thing? Yeah?

679
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: I thought you would get it or on the on

680
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: the bottom of the caller where you'd pop it up

681
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: on the back of the collar, they'd be stuff. So

682
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: when you pop it, there's something there. Why. Yeah, yeah,

683
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: that's a bad remember that real. Yeah, I don't know

684
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: if I ever had anything like that. See, I was

685
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: always jealous of that look because I agree it's just

686
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: so absurd that I wanted to do it so bad.

687
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: What are some of your guys, uh fashion choices that

688
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: that we have to dig up some photos and post them.

689
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got some bad I remember when cargo

690
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 1: shorts were a thing. Oh yeah, and I held onto

691
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: because I didn't like them. So then I held on.

692
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: I couldn't find in regular shorts like short shorts that

693
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 1: I like for the longest time. And then I was like,

694
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 1: I guess I gotta fucking find some cargo shorts. And

695
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 1: I bought the worst pair of cargo shorts, super duper longing, insane.

696
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 1: I was all hemp everything to it was just weird.

697
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: It was like, obviously, I just wanted to let people

698
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: know I smoked weed. I wanted to talk about weed.

699
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: I wanted you to walk into a store and have

700
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: people be like, Oh, that guy can fucking hacky sack?

701
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: What's up with him? Smoke? Weed. I don't think hemp

702
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: is a bad look, to be honest. Yeah, but it's

703
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: a swing. Like. It was more than just one necklace.

704
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: It was multiple necklaces, bracelets. I had a belt that

705
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: I made out of we hemp. It was. It was

706
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: a lot. I think that's forward. That's cool, man. I

707
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 1: still think that's cool. I don't mind it, like unless

708
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: you had like white dude dreadlocks to accompany that ship.

709
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: I don't think you crossed any line, thank you. I

710
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a line that I crossed,

711
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: but it was a swing that I took. It was

712
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: a swing. It was a hey, and you connected. Thank you.

713
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: It's a ground double At least that was the time though.

714
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 1: That was the fucking green day. Blink one eight two

715
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: were my life heroes. Yeah, you were in your bag.

716
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: That's the tight shirt, big pants face, like tight shirt

717
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: and like wide ass Jenkos. Yeah, it was all carpenter

718
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 1: pants all day. You had Jenkos. Oh yeah, I did Jenkos.

719
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: But my mom would measure the She's like, you can

720
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 1: only have like a twelve inch leg. You always wore

721
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: very big waistline pants for some reason. You weren't a

722
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: big guy. You were very skinny in high school. I

723
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: loved my pants falling off me. Dude, like I like that. Yeah,

724
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: we from the Bay. We sag, baby, Yeah, I love sagging.

725
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: Did you ever leave the house wearing something and switch

726
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: it up at school? You you wild? Gosh, No, that's

727
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: a girl thing. Come on. Yeah, I think I just

728
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: pushed the limits inside the house and then walked out

729
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: the door. Well, it's only been in the last I

730
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: want to say, eight years, five to eight years that

731
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: Blake started to wear pants that fit him. Oh, I

732
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: still sag. I still have my butt hanging out noise,

733
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: not not at the same degree you used to be

734
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: full on, buttle was it was out of the pants, yeah,

735
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: I mean my my Yeah. Well, luckily, like skinny jeans

736
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: started to get in and then I kind of embraced

737
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: my skinny legs, I guess. But well, there was like

738
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: rules when we grew up where you couldn't sag at school.

739
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: So it was like an active defiance was sagging. You know,

740
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: like they're like, you're not allowed to do this, and

741
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: so if you walk around at recess and sagged, you

742
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: were like fuck you. It was hella punk gym class

743
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: because the short the shorts for the uniform or so short.

744
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: You would just buy the biggest shirt and then tuck

745
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: it in and it would just be like your entire

746
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: booty is out like everybody, and like the shirt was

747
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: tucked in so they couldn't say anything or like enforce it.

748
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: My shirt stuffed in, I can see your buttchee, my

749
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: shirt stuffed full booty. I totally remember that. Yeah, that

750
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: was like what was going on, I don't know, but

751
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: those girls put up with it. Once again, it's just

752
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: like what are they all doing? Oh my god? I

753
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: mean I remember doing the weirdest thing with my socks

754
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: and my Osiris shoes where I would actually stuff the

755
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: tongue of the shoe with like two or three pairs

756
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: of folded socks to make it look like big. And

757
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: I truly don't know why. That was kind of when

758
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: like when the skate culture was starting to go like

759
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: a little more like hip hop and like I feel

760
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: like Chad Musca was running the game. Yeah, Musco was huge,

761
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: and that's what I had to go the opposite direction

762
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: to start popping two collars iconoclassed. That was when you

763
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: could skate in basketball jerseys like it was all good,

764
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: Like that was that was correct. I feel like all

765
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: I did in the Midwest was I just dressed as

766
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: if I was currently a professional surfer or skateboarder. Yeah,

767
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: that's because Southern California was just popping at that time.

768
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: That was the coolest time for Southern California was the

769
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: nineties early two thousand's money snoop. You had like Gwen Stefani,

770
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: you had like all those bands coming out of Orange

771
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: County and ship like Southern California had it on lockdown.

772
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm blind. I guess my major offense was, like I

773
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,279
Speaker 1: was heavily influenced by Alan Iverson. I thought anything that

774
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: dude did was so cool. So I got like looped

775
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: into like fake jewelry from mal Kiosks and stuff. I

776
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: remember had like a like costume jewelry. Yeah. Like I

777
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: had an NBA like dog tag that I was just like,

778
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: this is so cool. It looks like I actually have

779
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: a chain, but it's worth fifteen dollars. I have some

780
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: photos of you when you would wear the bandana and

781
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: have your little fro popping out the top, and then

782
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: you would it was it wasn't affliction, but it was

783
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: close enough to be. It was like a fliction adjacent

784
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: that you're like ed hardy. I know that it wasn't affliction,

785
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 1: but you were like, that's a let's take I understand

786
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: that you were. It was more of like a metal

787
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: thing you were going for. Yeah, dude, you know what

788
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: I was also, I mean I was you were lost.

789
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: You were lost, You're looking for yourself. I had a

790
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,399
Speaker 1: very I was very lost. I had just moved out

791
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: to like Orange County, and like my step mom was

792
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: working at Quicksilver, so I had the plug. I had

793
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,359
Speaker 1: no money to buy clothes. I remember the first time

794
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: I saw like I think it was Vice magazine, my

795
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: mind was shattered. I was just like, whoa, there is

796
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: this counterculture of people with a completely different fashion since

797
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: than Quicksilver, Like, well, there's there's a Proud Boys for you. Well,

798
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: unfortunately that's gone completely off the rails. But I remember

799
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: just being like, whoa, dude. Oh so that's just a

800
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: coincidence you're saying, Yeah, I don't know. I would love

801
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: to unpack the history of Vice magazine, but it was

802
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: counterculture at the time. That's another podcast. Yeah, but I

803
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: do remember being extremely lost, and then when I first

804
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: started to I mean even when we were living together

805
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: in Van Eyes, I started to find like thrift shopping

806
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 1: and I'm like, holy sh it, I can actually run

807
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: looks from Salvation Army and look cooler than if I'm

808
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 1: breaking my bank. Bro, you just said run looks, run looks.

809
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: Don Yeah, dude, I can actually run looks like. That's

810
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: the sick Who are you? Are you Macklemore? What does

811
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: that mean? I'm gonna bop some tags in my pocket?

812
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: Did I do that? I want to start running looks, dude?

813
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: Copping and fits? Were you copping fits? I was copying fits, copings, running, looks,

814
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: running looks. Yeah, Blake is our most fashion forward friend.

815
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: The Salvation Army was like that was the tank top days.

816
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: That was when we would just like get as many

817
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: tank tops as possible. Yeah. I like a good thrift

818
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,919
Speaker 1: store run. Nothing beats it. Nothing beats a thrift shop run. Yeah.

819
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: In California there's like professional thrift store shoppers, so it's

820
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: hard to beat them. Like in the Midwest. I used

821
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: to cop mad thrift store looks, like Budweiser T shirts

822
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: and ship Budweiser shirts and like Michael Jordan's shirts and

823
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: those are the best race car ship with the neon

824
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: like kidded out with Mountain Dews or whatever. I had

825
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: a shirt that said in Nebraska big cock country and

826
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: then it showed a peasant. You know. I rocked that

827
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: to school every day and the teachers couldn't say ship.

828
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: They were like, this is inappropriate, and I'm like, no,

829
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: it's not. A peasant. Is a cock Asanta cock? Is

830
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: a Feasanta cock? Is it a cocktail? It's not cough?

831
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 1: Is a Feasta cocktough? It's a cock though, you guys silly,

832
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna send. Yeah. Like when we moved out

833
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: here and started going to Melrose and there was like

834
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: jet rag in places with like cool thrift stores or

835
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: thrift clothing, it was like what is this? It was

836
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: like already shopped and then they charged a more for

837
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: ventage ship. But if you went out to like the

838
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: stores in Van Eyes, you could still find stuff where

839
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 1: it was like I mean, I'd still have this Santana

840
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: shirt in my closet that I'm it's worth at least

841
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: I know that shirt. That shirt is so dope. Yeah.

842
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 1: And I found that at Salvation Army just like on

843
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: the rack for five dollars, right. Yeah, you guys used

844
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: to go on runs to the Salve for costumes when

845
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: we were doing Internet sketches. Salve. Oh man, Yeah, remember

846
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: that big woven puffy jacket. What was that one? That

847
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: was like it was like nit woven and then like

848
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: brown fleece on the top. Oh you got that, dude.

849
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: I spent like fucking forty bucks on that because I

850
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: wanted it to look good on me so bad. And

851
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: then I wore it and it was like I look

852
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: like shit in this, and then you came over and

853
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: I was like, put this on, and it's still the

854
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: photo that when you call me looking like a goddamn Viking,

855
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: you look so goddamn good. And that was when the

856
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: rule was. I mean the rule still is this, Like

857
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: if you look better in it, you take it home, right, Yeah,

858
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,839
Speaker 1: you get to keep it. You have, like, it's just

859
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I will. Don't let me in your closets. Okay, no,

860
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: you're good. He's been biking. I'm gonna steal your closet, dude.

861
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: That's the whole rule. Though. I think that's a good rule,

862
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: especially amongst homies and friends. It's like if you put

863
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: on your friend's close and you look better in it,

864
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: and it's like, you know, objectively better, like you should

865
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: take the home. That's until like you're handsome homie like

866
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: hops in your tests and it's like, hey, do I

867
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: look good in this? No, but hold on, we can

868
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 1: because we can do this. Here's the keys. Well yeah,

869
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: but then you've got a lot of paperwork. Now let's

870
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: do this. If you guys, whoever the fun is listening,

871
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: If you're at home and you have a friend who's

872
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: got a shirt that you know you look better than him,

873
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: and take side by side pictures and email them to us,

874
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: and we will be the judge and we will tell

875
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: you who gets to keep that ship. That's real, This

876
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: is important podcast at gmail dot com. Send the emails. Well,

877
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: we'll decide if you got a nice button out a jacket,

878
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: nothing too flagrant, come on, nothing, no like leather. We

879
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,439
Speaker 1: don't want to really know. We'll judge it. But really,

880
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: you know, like when you see the person in the clothes,

881
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: it's like, damn, you look so good in this. But

882
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: if you need a tiebreaker, allow us to vote on

883
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 1: it exactly. Hell yeah, yeah, and let's make sure the

884
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 1: photos are both similar quality. You don't want someone in

885
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: the dark shitty photo. Make sure they're both well lit

886
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: so we can see the picks. You guys know, fair

887
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: is fair, Fair is fair. Don't roll up with one

888
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: dude gets a cool like hipster. Uh, what's the polar roy?

889
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man? What about hips Somatic? Yeah? I

890
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: don't hit it with the hips thematic filter? Come on,

891
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: no hips Somatic filters? Yeah, this is hashtag no filter,

892
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:55,320
Speaker 1: no filter. You know what's funny is it's not funny.

893
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk. But like, I remember moving to

894
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: l A. And I didn't wear G means for like

895
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: the first because I never wore jeans growing up. I

896
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: just didn't. And then like after three years living in

897
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: l A, it was like in the blue jeans fucking

898
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: height of diesels and sevens and g stars she stars,

899
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta get some ge stars raw jeans.

900
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: It was like that was denim. What was raw? I

901
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: never got what does that mean? Couldn't wash them? You

902
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: had to freeze them. You had to put your jeans

903
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: in the freezer. That's how you would wash them. Ship

904
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: was so dumb, it was so stupid. That's like how

905
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: I used to clean hockey gear. Yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's gnarly.

906
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: And I remember I bought them and then I got

907
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: some like boot cut, because that was the ship. I

908
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 1: was just trying to look like Dang Cook, you know. Uh,

909
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: but that was the thing, trying to be out here

910
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: looking like Dang And now I wouldn't. I'd look back

911
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like Jesus fucking Christ, and I would have

912
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: just worn regular jeans, like a regular fit. But they

913
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: didn't exist at that time. There were no regular fits.

914
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: And I never jumped on that that raw. It was

915
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: too rich for my blood. Man. I never was able to. Ye,

916
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 1: I would smoked a bunch of Siggies at that time.

917
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: I was in cigarettes. Dude, Well you're you're rough with

918
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 1: things guys at home. I don't know if you know this,

919
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: but Kyle, if you bought like a hat or a

920
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: shirt on the exact same day as Kyle, it's instantly

921
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 1: filthy for him, and then you yours looks brand new

922
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 1: still for like a month. Did I do that? Yeah?

923
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: Do you remember that Kyle goes hard? Yeah? Yeah, you

924
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: would have. Like where he touches his hat on the brim,

925
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: there's like a dirt mark. He doesn't wash his hands.

926
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: He doesn't. Yeah, Kyle is a filthy man. We've covered

927
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: this he has since Corona. But other than that, he

928
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: never used to, right, I never. I never did, and

929
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: I would. I used to. Like you know, when you

930
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: flick a cigarette out, you get ashes all over yourself

931
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: and you're like, whoa, who could? I mean, it was like, oh, yeah,

932
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: that's got to be what it is. It was a

933
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 1: nasty ass habit, you know what I mean. And I

934
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: just lived through it, like that was it when you

935
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: take your COVID mask off? Is it just like muddy

936
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: on the inside, I'm like breathing brown, just some sled. Yeah, dude,

937
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: I mean I'm cleaner now than I used to be.

938
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: But I used to be very rough with things, and

939
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: I didn't I always. I still do this. I find

940
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: something I like and I wear it like I'm not

941
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: like changing all the time. I'm I'm just wearing it

942
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: like I'll wash it and put it right back on

943
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: because it's my favorite thing. I don't know what the

944
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 1: funk that is. That's also a fashion ebb and flow,

945
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: like think about when like clothes like like ripped jeans

946
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: or like what was all the ship like was it?

947
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: American Eagle Eagle or or Abercrombie that everything was just ripped,

948
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: and I was American Eagle boy, all dungarees all day.

949
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 1: You couldn't buy you couldn't buy anything that was finished.

950
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: It's like, why does it I don't, I don't know.

951
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: It just sometimes like crispy and then just distressed. It's

952
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: a constant battle. I never did. I never did either.

953
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: I just fucking couldn't do it. Now, not a lot

954
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: of at a Crombie neither did I. I'm actually surprised

955
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: at Hores did not do Abercrombie. I was just gonna say,

956
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: I bet you thought I would, but it was like, yeah,

957
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: it was like fucking stinky. If there's at some point

958
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: was like the shirtless guy at the mall, I'd be like,

959
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: that's that. That would be a tight high school gig

960
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: for I wish straight out of college maybe. But then

961
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 1: the titties just exploded, that those titties dropped. They would

962
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: have a shirtless guy out front every store. Yeah. I

963
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 1: remember this guy I knew in high school who like

964
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: such a fucking dork, but like I guess he was

965
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: like I got a good body or something. He became

966
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: the you can admit the guy was fucking jack Yeah, dude,

967
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: what's up? The guy was ripped. But he was just

968
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: a dork and and he would be at the mall shirtless,

969
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: and we're all like, look at this fucking dork. What

970
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 1: he looks like? Such an idiot? And then immediately like

971
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: all the hot chicks were like, oh my god, he's

972
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: actually kind of cute. Like and you're like, I've got

973
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 1: to take my pants off and sit outside Hot Topic.

974
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: I have to take my pants off and sit outside Pretzels. Yeah,

975
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 1: what is it. They've got to have an age, right,

976
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 1: you can't be under eighteen doing that job. Can you?

977
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: How old was that kid, Adam? I don't I can't remember.

978
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, but under eighteen you think that's weird.

979
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 1: Maybe it was their senior year and he was eighteen.

980
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't remember. Yeah. Yeah, that's a strange

981
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: job to have for a seventeen year old child to

982
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: take your shirt off and strut around the mall. Oh

983
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: my god, that was perfect in uh was it neighbors?

984
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 1: When Homeboy at the end was just like, I got

985
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: a job outside Abercrombie modeling. Yeah that was great. Oh yeah,

986
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 1: they shut down Abercrombie, Like people don't funk with Abercrombie

987
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,879
Speaker 1: at all anymore. Dude, I thought the same thing about

988
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: Ed Hardy, but Ed Hardy is still standing strong on Melrose.

989
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,720
Speaker 1: I bet internationally Ed Hardy is still do I find somewhere.

990
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 1: But in America they're eating ship and so is true religion.

991
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: But like the preppie ship is dead. There's also like

992
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: kind of this counterculture that I feel like little oozy

993
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: vert kind of like lead where it was like start

994
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 1: wearing Von Dutch again, and like I've seen that and

995
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is it thrift shop pickups or is

996
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: it No? No, it's definitely new drops and it's still

997
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: definitely as expensive as ever, like it that's their thing.

998
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: I don't think Ed Hardy ever dropped its price. I

999
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: think it was just like if you still want to

1000
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: ride with us, right, they just moved to the next

1001
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: country that didn't know yet what's up with that? Like

1002
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 1: Poland was just kicking it or it's just like the

1003
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 1: people that that party had at Bogies. Oh yeah, they're

1004
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,800
Speaker 1: rocking a Hardy, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, No,

1005
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 1: Von Dutch definitely just seems like the bar out in

1006
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: Calabasas that you're talking about bogies. Shout out to Bogies

1007
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: is just a swinger's paradise. Yeah, yeah, I just wanted

1008
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: to bring up it's just all recently divorces in there,

1009
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 1: like late forties fifties who are just trying to throw

1010
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: the funk down. And every time they're there, it's just

1011
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,920
Speaker 1: like it's button up shirts with like extra huge collars,

1012
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: right with like dragon sewn into the back. Yeah, with

1013
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: like it's bedazzled somehow. Everything is a snap button. Yeah,

1014
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: it's all snap buttons, which I can appreciate. Well, there

1015
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: was a few years there if you guys remember that,

1016
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: I wore a lot of snap buttons, but you were

1017
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: like comedically opening them all the time. That was a

1018
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: move and so I respected that. Yeah, well that was that.

1019
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: That was my my running bit. Yeah, don't don't trip that.

1020
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: That western look will come back. Yeah, still not mad

1021
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 1: at that. I'm feeling the cowboy creep up hard out here.

1022
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 1: Thank you. Post them alone, like just with me personally,

1023
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: just with me personally. I'm feeling it, like I want

1024
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: to get into it. If I ran into Kyle and

1025
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: you were just rocking spurs, I'd be like, yeah, I

1026
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: would respect that. Well, dude, I get up at five

1027
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: in the morning go on these hikes and now I'm like, wait,

1028
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 1: you mean I could take a horse on these trails?

1029
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: You you could take a horse. Nobody's stopping me. Awesome,

1030
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: I don't have to walk it. I want to see

1031
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: you bare backing of Clydesdale, okay, at five am, five

1032
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: am with a son just creeping over the hill. I

1033
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: could see Kyle getting into horses. Is that a thing?

1034
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: I'm feeling it? I would actually like that. Yeah, it's

1035
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: a thing out here. It's very tempting. Yeah. I could

1036
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: see you like having a horse and just shoveling it

1037
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: ship all day long. And I would love to see

1038
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: you break a stallion. Thank you. It's so not natural

1039
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: to ride another animal. Have you ever ridden a horse? Yes,

1040
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 1: of course. I've only done it one time and I

1041
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:37,760
Speaker 1: was amazed. How hard. Though, like this, I don't like it.

1042
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: It just it doesn't feel right. I don't think I

1043
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,919
Speaker 1: should be up there. I know the horse doesn't like it,

1044
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 1: But aren't you an animal person? You don't have animals? Right? No,

1045
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 1: my wife's super fucking allergic, or else i'd have thousands.

1046
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: I'd have a hundred and one Dalmatians at my house down. Yeah,

1047
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: so you can make a coat, dude, totally would yes,

1048
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,760
Speaker 1: so I can make the jacket. You can make a jacket.

1049
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: I know, I know you. You are Cruella Cruella devel

1050
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: over her Cruella Devil. Yeah. Yeah, I'm welcome the beasts.

1051
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: I like being around him. I think it's cool you

1052
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: like to tame them and ride them, or you like

1053
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: to leave them wild, or I just like to have

1054
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: animals around, Like I want to get chickens out here now,

1055
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, think about getting some ducks, and then

1056
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: it's like goats, and then it's like, oh, a milk cow,

1057
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: and then it's like, well a horse, let's do that.

1058
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: So I'm like, I don't know, it's just I dig it.

1059
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: I would like to have a cow. I think that'd

1060
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: be fucking rad. Just a big, old, fat, dumb cow

1061
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 1: like Pee Wee's playhouse. It just rolls up to the windows.

1062
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be cool to have a milk cow? Yeah,

1063
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: you're just like giving my milk. I'm gonna go make

1064
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: some cheese. Oh. I was just saying, so you could

1065
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,479
Speaker 1: murder it and have tons of steaks. Dude, Hello the

1066
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: Nebraska and you just came out. Yeah, man, oh boy,

1067
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: all right, yeah baby, yeah baby. If you want the

1068
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: rabbits I'm catching, I'll give you a call. I'm catching

1069
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: a bunch of them out here. I don't know, wild rabbit.

1070
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: Is that even edible? Can you even eat that? For sure?

1071
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know if it's legal, but it's edible. Yeah,

1072
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: it might not be legal. I would not want to

1073
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: do that. Don't you guys think it's cool that Kyle

1074
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: thinks he's catching different rabbits and it's not just the

1075
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: same rabbit coming back. Dude, I'm taking them miles away

1076
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 1: from my house. As an animal lover, are you afraid

1077
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 1: you're you're taking these rabbits away from their their their home,

1078
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: their habitat. Yes. I don't like doing it, but I

1079
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: do it because they when I open up the cage,

1080
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,919
Speaker 1: they're like, where am I? They eat your gentles? They're

1081
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: eating my green beans and they just live under my

1082
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: shed and it's like, there's you can't rock a rabbit

1083
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: fence around your property. No, I'm in the process. I'm

1084
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 1: working on it. But these little guys are smart, dude.

1085
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: They can like, get in and dig a little bit.

1086
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: I haven't quite figured them out yet, honestly, I'm like,

1087
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hey, listeners at home, be sure and

1088
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: tune in next week to find out if Kyle has

1089
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: rabbit proofed his property. Yeah, like, I mean, I don't know.

1090
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: What's even the survival rate of a of a rabbit?

1091
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 1: Survival rate? Yeah? How long they live? Yeah? Like, I

1092
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know that they live. I mean,

1093
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: like like he's letting it out and we're like, oh man,

1094
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,919
Speaker 1: it's it's funned at this point. But they probably get

1095
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 1: snatched up by coyotes all the time. Yeah. How long

1096
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: does a regular rabbit live? Is it like years? Let

1097
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 1: me google it. It's saying seventies six years? Holy sh it,

1098
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 1: where are you wet rabbit? I bet they live for

1099
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: what eight years? Dude? I have no clue that I

1100
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: would buy that. One to two years, that's what I said. Yeah,

1101
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: I wanted to year there you go, so kill it.

1102
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 1: So then just it's fine. Just murder it, murder it,

1103
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: put it in a stew because it's it's only it's

1104
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: probably close to the end of its life. Anyways. One

1105
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: to two years is crazy? Can you imagine that, But

1106
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 1: how long do they live if they don't get murdered

1107
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: by coyotes or mountain lions? Should we imagine if we

1108
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: only lived one to two years, you're saying they die

1109
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: of old age in two years, And you're saying they

1110
00:59:56,680 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: die of old age, and it says, uh, life span

1111
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: one to two years. That is what that's got to

1112
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: be like on the lowest end of the spectrum for mammals. Right,

1113
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 1: that cannot be right, yeah, because like what you get

1114
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: a pet rabbit? Is it breaking your heart? One to

1115
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: two years in the wild, there's no way. What do

1116
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: you mean, there's no way? What then are you talking?

1117
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: There's a way. I'm saying if I had a rabbit

1118
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: who was strictly in my home or like in my backyard,

1119
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: well sure, no, no, no, no, this is in the wild.

1120
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: They're getting murdered by things. Yeah by the time they're old.

1121
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,080
Speaker 1: But like, okay, great, so you keep it alive in

1122
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: your house four years? How long do rabbits live as pets?

1123
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: Eight to twelve years as pets? There we go, that's

1124
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,960
Speaker 1: what I thought. Like a dog, that's about as natural

1125
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 1: as riding a horse. If you ask me how long

1126
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: does a horse live? And also funck rabbits. I'll say it,

1127
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: fun rabbits. Okay, you don't like rab if that if

1128
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: it attacks you, you fuck it for sure, you fuck it.

1129
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 1: You put a finger in his task and you stub

1130
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: your whole fast down his throat. That's the only way.

1131
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 1: You always put your finger in the ass of whatever

1132
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: is its stab it in the eyes whatever finger it

1133
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: butth hole. You stab it in the eye. Show of

1134
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: your fist down throws a figure it's butt hole. That's

1135
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: how you get it off. Yeah, I'm pissed out. Whatever's

1136
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: attacking you in the wild, you gotta make sure to

1137
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: unbuckle the belt and pull down the pants and stick

1138
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: your finger up the buttle in your cotton tail. Okay,

1139
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: there's Kyle's take back for the day. No, whatever is

1140
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: it getting you in the wild? I'm talking about nature

1141
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: or your your homie and if you're in the wild, Yeah,

1142
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: because why does the why does it have pants in

1143
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: a belt? That's weird. I think you're talking about whoever

1144
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: you hiked with at five am. Yeah, no, no, I was,

1145
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,960
Speaker 1: I was joking about that stuff. All right, let's just hike.

1146
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: Let's just hike up here. To where like anybody could

1147
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: kiss and no one would. It's just us here sunright,

1148
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: sure looks pretty. No one would see us for in

1149
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: the dark. Honestly, there is a trail called broke Bone

1150
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: Mountain trail. Break your bone, right? It too hard? I

1151
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: might have to come out there with you with some

1152
01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: pearla Zumi, some ark terrace. Low, do it, let's do it.

1153
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm ready. What can I say? Rabbits? And here's why,

1154
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: because my my girlfriend in high school had a rabbit,

1155
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 1: meanest motherfucker alive. They never took it out of the cage.

1156
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 1: It was just gigant because when they took it out

1157
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: of the cage, it would just bite you. It was pissed,

1158
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 1: it sucked. Yeah, it was living in a cage. Yeah,

1159
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: it's living in a cage. Having a pet rabbit is

1160
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: absolutely stupid. Do we think zoos will be done in

1161
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 1: our lifetime? Oh that's a great question. No. No, because

1162
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: they're also helpful, they breed, they're educational, I know, but

1163
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: guess what else is educational? Everything else the fucking Internet.

1164
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 1: They'll be able to do like VR Safari's. I think

1165
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: they'll probably turn into animal hospitals, that's what. And that's

1166
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: what they kind of acted. That's gonna be the back door.

1167
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: They definitely like breed. I don't know. I funk with

1168
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: the zoo, so I'll be bummed if they like getting

1169
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: a little a little high go to the zoo. Always

1170
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: get a weird feeling when I go to the zoo.

1171
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: Man well O Maha has the second largest zoo in

1172
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: the country behind San Diego, and uh me and Zack,

1173
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: my homie, we used to do mushrooms and go to

1174
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: the zoo during field trips, go to the world's biggest cage.

1175
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: The thing is is, maybe we need to pick certain

1176
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: areas that are allowed to have zoos. Maybe there shouldn't

1177
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 1: be a zoo in every city. Oh and who's in

1178
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:28,320
Speaker 1: charge of that? The packed court houses blazer, Oh boy,

1179
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: wear a mask or pack the court. I went to

1180
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: a lion park outside Vegas a few weeks ago, and

1181
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 1: it was fucking amazing. You're like up against the chain

1182
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: link fence with all these lions and they're like, you know,

1183
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: stand back at your own risk or it'll like Joe's

1184
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 1: on you or something that. Guess you can spray something.

1185
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what? But it was sucking dope. And

1186
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: then right afterwards, I was like, that sucks. The lions

1187
01:03:54,800 --> 01:04:00,560
Speaker 1: they all start going like together, save me. They all

1188
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: start calling out like Jack or you're good? Where's where's Kevin? Kevin?

1189
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: Where's Marie Kyle? What was it? Was it the Oakland

1190
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:13,040
Speaker 1: Zoo or Sam? It's the Oakland Zoo? Right? Where did

1191
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: you ever go? Where you walking? And then you're just

1192
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: surrounded by lions and it's so scary. Yeah, there's like

1193
01:04:20,840 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: ten pens with all the lions and you're just like

1194
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 1: in the middle, but you're very safe. But it's just

1195
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 1: like everything here can kill me. Yeah, well that seems

1196
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:34,800
Speaker 1: dope to me. It is very cool. I mean in

1197
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: theory it is dope, but like so's so's by the way,

1198
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,040
Speaker 1: if that's dope, if we're going to keep anything going,

1199
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: we got to get people back in the water at

1200
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: sea World because that ship was off the chain. That

1201
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: was worth it. SeaWorld ruled. If people are getting eaten,

1202
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Okay, now we saw what

1203
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 1: was it Blackfish? Was that? Like that's a great doc.

1204
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: If people want to get in the water and swim

1205
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: with these animals, I don't give a far. Let him

1206
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: get eaten, Okay. If we're going to cage up these

1207
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: these these whales, we might as well see people swim

1208
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: on like the nose of them. That's all I'm saying. Yeah,

1209
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: the chamanship with the Sea World Attractions or Marine World

1210
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 1: Africa USA, which we had grown up, it was fucking awesome.

1211
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 1: They would get on the nose. YouTube those videos. It's crazy.

1212
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: I've never been to see world me neither good for you,

1213
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: good for you? Oh good for you? Oh good for you?

1214
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: Damn I need that bail I need that bail clip.

1215
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: The beautiful thing of it was like the trainer and

1216
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: the animal's relationship. That is really it's not a relationship,

1217
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:43,160
Speaker 1: it's it's I'm not eating you today, exactly right. Yeah,

1218
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,680
Speaker 1: well that's like that whole tiger documentary, not the Joe

1219
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: Exotic one, the one before it. Cat dancers, cat dancers,

1220
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 1: was the ship dancer. I'm a cat dancer, man. That's

1221
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:57,680
Speaker 1: when I first was like, oh boy, so does anyone

1222
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: have any take backs? Uh? All backs or apologies? Callbacks, compliments, apologies, compliments? Wait, takebacks,

1223
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: compliments or apologies? What I say? Callbacks? We can I

1224
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: guess callbacks are good. Callbacks are good. Callbacks are kind

1225
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: of funny. Yeah, Like I like to callback Kyle fucking

1226
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:19,680
Speaker 1: his friends on that went on the other day. Yeah,

1227
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 1: come on, and now we've had our callbacks, any takebacks,

1228
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 1: apologies or compliments about today's what did we go blur

1229
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: at this? Yeah? Just really fun up. I would I

1230
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 1: would love to compliment Kyle on his uh the transparency

1231
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: about the booths in his household. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't

1232
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: have to share that, and he did, and I think

1233
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: we're all better for it. I think I'm gonna run

1234
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: with that. And I'm going to take this opportunity to

1235
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: compliment my mom because she led that charge and I

1236
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: think like she's going to be a little bit upset

1237
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 1: when she hears how transparent she was, Madam Booth And

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Speaker 1: then I talked about it on the pod. So, Mama,

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Speaker 1: I love you, thank you so much for everything. And uh,

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Speaker 1: I love your farts. Thank you for boofin. I love

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01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:08,320
Speaker 1: your farts and I love you too. That was very nice.

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Speaker 1: That was really nice. That's very nice. And I know

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Speaker 1: Dad's right there too. I love him too. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: I'd just like to compliment all of us for, you know,

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Speaker 1: having fun with this podcast. Thank you, because I really

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01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 1: am having a great time talking with you guys every week,

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01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: and since being done with workaholics, we don't get to

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01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: see each other as much as we used to, and

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Speaker 1: it's nice to tune in and tune out with my

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01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: three buddies. It's just easy, you know, talking to you

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01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 1: so easy? Yeah, baby, Yeah, yeah, A remix compliments take back?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Um, I feel really good about today.

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Speaker 1: Maybe just I hope we figure out a way to

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Speaker 1: make this zoo system really work if for children at

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01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: the future, may be it shouldn't be in every city. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I disagree. I think it should. Those should be to

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Speaker 1: have one other compliment if it's good, it's okay, second

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Speaker 1: compliment request for a second client. I'd like to compliment

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Speaker 1: Hoders on how he looked in that jacket I bought

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Speaker 1: from the Salvation Army years ago. It was incredibly impressive, Ken,

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Speaker 1: and I still look at it every time you call,

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Speaker 1: and it always makes me happy. So I would like

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Speaker 1: to compliment DR's on are you requesting a second compliment?

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Speaker 1: I didn't have a compliment yet. Well, I guess I

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Speaker 1: complimented all of us. Yes, May I have a second compliment? Yes,

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Speaker 1: of course, I'd like to compliment future DR's on posting

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Speaker 1: that a photo with him with two pop collars, because

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Speaker 1: I would really like to see that, and I think

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01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 1: the world would like to uh to see that. I

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Speaker 1: wonder where it would be. You gotta find it, you

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01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 1: gotta dig deep, because I know it's out there somewhere.

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01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I've seen it before. Bernie Lomax must

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Speaker 1: have it on one of his like circa two thousand

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01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 1: four Sony Digital cameras. He's gotta go digging. Bernie's got it.

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Speaker 1: I would like to give a compliment to Kyle for

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Speaker 1: waking up and hitting the hike, but buddy, please be

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01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: careful at five am. Come on, there's it's gonna be

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01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: as long as you've got your knife and you've got

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01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,600
Speaker 1: your taser. I feel good about it. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: I've got the most important thing. I've got my ears. Absolutely,

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01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like in something about Mary. We're gonna

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01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:30,400
Speaker 1: trip over some guy's leg and then the police are

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01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 1: gonna come out and all these dudes are gonna be

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01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 1: fucking putting their pants back on. You're gonna get arrested,

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01:09:35,160 --> 01:09:36,640
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be like, oh, you're just out there

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01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,040
Speaker 1: hiking at five thirty in the morning, okay. And this

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01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,439
Speaker 1: is why we do the podcast, guys. This is important

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01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 1: to keep track of each other and fuck the Proud

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Speaker 1: Boys Okay, if you weren't clear about that, See you

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Speaker 1: next week.