1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret on the new hits of one 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: oh six by one, Or if you want to tell 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret, we'll pluck it off your chest. 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: Get it off your chest. Jubil will plug it off 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: your chuck it off your chest and flip it into 6 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 1: the wind. Me and Alex we'll just listen. You can 7 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. I have to do. 8 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,119 Speaker 1: It's Texas at four one six one. Tell us you 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret and you can say whatever 10 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: you want on the show. We always keep everybody anonymous. 11 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: Nobody knows who you are. We don't even ask what 12 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: your name is. That's why everybody who wants to tell 13 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: us a dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. 14 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 1: And on the phone right now is little miss Muffett 15 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: sitting on her tuffet. I want to tell tell us 16 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. What was up, little miss Muffett? 17 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: Is that the name of the character and that nurse 18 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,480 Speaker 1: your room? Yes? Is that right, little miss Muppet? Muf 19 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 1: tough bit You said Muppet? He said, Muffett. I think 20 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: it's Muppet. What's a tuffet? But I think I've never 21 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: even heard of this person? Okay, it's it's Muffett. It 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: is Muffett. Yeah, what is it? How does it go? 23 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,279 Speaker 1: Little miss Muffett. She sat on her toffet, eating her 24 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: curdsting her curds, eating in way, eating her curds and 25 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,639 Speaker 1: whey or eating and water does eating her cards, eating 26 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: in way on google. Along came a spider who sat 27 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 1: down beside her and frightened Miss Muffett. Away. Yeah, is 28 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: that the end? That's no, that's not what. There's more 29 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 1: to it. Okay, little miss Muffett on her tuffet, eating 30 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: her curds, eating in way. Along came of spider. That 31 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 1: is all that is? It? Just repeated it? Well, anyway, 32 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 1: now we figured at least some of it out, little 33 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: miss Muffett. How's that Toughett doing? I guess it's fine, 34 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: it's fine. I really know what curds in a way are, 35 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: but you know, hopefully they're all right whatever they like 36 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:45,039 Speaker 1: cheese and protein powder, Yeah, it must be alone less 37 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: Muffet like go to the gym and cheese and protein powder. 38 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: Was big into lifting. Yeah, um, well it sounds like 39 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: it's done. Wonders for you. You sound like a pretty 40 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: manly dude, little miss Muffet. So I did what's your 41 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Um? So, I've never told 42 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: anyone this, like, I've like literally never whispered a word. 43 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: But um, I had this teacher in high school. He 44 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,639 Speaker 1: was my science teacher, and he was a total he 45 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: was like I hated him, yeah yeah, but he was 46 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 1: especially annoying, like he was just he'd always like do 47 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: pop quizzes on stuff and a like quiz as I 48 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: hate those, but but like b every time he like 49 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: started the pop quiz, he'd be like, show me the money. 50 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It was so annoying, and he shouted it 51 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: so loud. He was a funny guy. It wasn't terribly 52 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: like charismatic guy either, like you should have the bowling 53 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: pin like it was. He was a weird dude. This 54 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: is that guy? Yeah yeah right. No favorite teacher, No, 55 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,120 Speaker 1: not at all. Um. But finally one day I was 56 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: getting I just had enough of it. Were towards the 57 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: end of the year and I was just like this guy, 58 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: I gotta do something, Okay. So he had this he 59 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: had this like pretty nice car and he parked it 60 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: in this like one specific spot every day. And uh, 61 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: there's one day, like during break it was like everybody. 62 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 1: It was like kind of crowded that area, so you 63 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,919 Speaker 1: could get by it kind of quick. And I just 64 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: real quickly with my with my key, I keyed his car. 65 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:24,360 Speaker 1: Show me the money on the side of it. His 66 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: entire year, dude, I wrote, his entire year, come back Dan, 67 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: that sucks, dude. And he'd put like money into it. 68 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: He'd put money into it. And so I mean, it's 69 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: horrible what I did. When I felt no remorse at all. Yeah, okay, 70 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: so you felt bad, but not that bad because of 71 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: who he was. I recognized that I wasn't doing the 72 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 1: right thing, but like he was a and he was 73 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: like any thoughts so highly. It was up that like 74 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: somebody needed to bring him back down to earth, and 75 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: that was that was you and your key. Did he 76 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: ever like get the inclination that it was you that 77 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: did it? No, he like so many people hated him, 78 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: and like there wasn't any cameras around or anything, so 79 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: um so yeah, it was fine. And then he just 80 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: was like like and like there was like a month left, 81 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: there was like a month left in the schoolier and 82 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: he was quiet as all hell. He never show me 83 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: the money. Oh man, well he's probably got a new 84 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 1: catchphrase now, so well, thanks for telling us your dirty 85 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: little secret and helping us find out more about little 86 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 1: miss Muffett. Thanks, thanks for having me