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Speaker 1: now that will make you so cool that all your

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Speaker 1: best decade. I feel like I like the nineties. I

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Speaker 1: What's the favorite snack from the nineties you had that

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Speaker 1: the show. You're can always find it at the Jewils

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Speaker 1: another jubile phone frame Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hey, todd Sparks,

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Speaker 1: put the spark back in your life. I was looking

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Speaker 1: feeling great? Feeling good? I bet you are. This is

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Speaker 1: we'll do yourself a favor and pick one up now

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Speaker 1: that we're getting this whole thing started, todd Sparks Putting

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Speaker 1: the Spark Back in your Life. Second book follow up

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Speaker 1: that was todd Sparks spark Up another one, and third

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Speaker 1: It's always good to meet a new lifetime friend. And

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Speaker 1: that's what we've just done. We've created a lifetime bond.

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Speaker 1: So tell me what is the thing? Okay, how about this?

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Speaker 1: It's not a strategy, sir. Hope is not a strategy.

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Speaker 1: When's the last time you won a game with hope?

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Speaker 1: I guess you're right, never right, never never, And you

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Speaker 1: Sparks Barca wisdom I'm dishing out to you. You know

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Speaker 1: hope is not a strategy exactly. All right, now he's

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Speaker 1: getting a todd Sparks spark back in your life. How

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Speaker 1: I just want to get to the point real quick.

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Speaker 1: So your trainer said that you want to stay on

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Speaker 1: I am exactly a fraud because this is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your trainer, Hank set you up. What Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks, we say,

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties, The Jewel Show on Demand, first

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Speaker 1: day follow up. Never know where you might meet the

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Speaker 1: And that's where Bruce, who's on the phone today for

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Speaker 1: Hi man, I speak to Nadine. Please. This is Nadine. Nadine,

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Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jewel Fresh from the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Mine's Alex Fresh from the Jewel Show. Minds

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Speaker 1: like she doesn't even have like a good sense of

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00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 1: humor obviously, So it's like I don't want to date

422
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 1: somebody like that, you know, Oh Bruce, Wow, Okay, maybe

423
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,160
Speaker 1: you're just not funny. So there's that. Um, I think

424
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,200
Speaker 1: I have plenty of a sense of humor. I burned

425
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: you multiple times in this call, sir, So I'm really

426
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 1: not well. I do have to ask a question, even

427
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:52,159
Speaker 1: though I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that

428
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,520
Speaker 1: you guys want to go out again. But Nadine, would

429
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,879
Speaker 1: you like to go on another date with Bruce? We

430
00:21:55,960 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 1: will pay for it. Um, that's going to be a

431
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 1: no for me. Dog, But you can go ahead and

432
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 1: give him the money because clearly that's all he's interested.

433
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret. Today's

434
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret will make your piece mouth funny? Yeah, yes, yes.

435
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: Asparagus is on the phone. Remember, we give everybody a

436
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: fake anonymous nicknames. You want to tell us a dirty

437
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: little secret, all you have to do is text in

438
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: four one O six one. You can tell us anything.

439
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,399
Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your

440
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: name is. That's why you get a fake name when

441
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 1: you call in. And Alex knew exactly where I was

442
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: going with that. Asparagus is on the phone. Hello, asparagus. Hey,

443
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: this is asparagus. All right. You're delicious by the way. Yeah,

444
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: i'd like to point that out. Thanks, except if I

445
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,359
Speaker 1: forget that I eat you and I wake up in

446
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: the morning to go to the bathroom, I'm like, oh

447
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: my god, what's wrong with me? Problem? And I'm like,

448
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 1: oh wait, oh that's good. I just had asparagus last night.

449
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: All right, So you have a dirty little secret you'd

450
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 1: like to tell us about asparagus. Yes, my dirty little

451
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: secret is that I have an odd kind of collection.

452
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 1: So when I was in high school, we had a

453
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: health class and they gave out free condoms to all

454
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: the students, nice, and I held on to that one. Yeah.

455
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 1: I was like, great, I might have to use this,

456
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 1: and so I like put it in a box. And

457
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: then I kept collecting different kinds of condoms everywhere I went,

458
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: Like if I went to the drug store, I'd be like, well,

459
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 1: maybe I'll just pick up these. And you go through

460
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 1: the condomile in the grocery store or wherever, and you're

461
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: just like, oh that, and you have a collection. All

462
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: I can think about that one. Yet, remember like when

463
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: your teams you can go to the walking clinic and

464
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: you get free condoms, like on the counter, there's all

465
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: of them. Yeah, did you steal all those? Yeah? Basically

466
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: like anyone that I hadn't had before I took. Or

467
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: like you know, in a like a bar, if you

468
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 1: go into the bathroom and there's like maybe weird ones,

469
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 1: you know, ribbed for her pleasure or for those weird

470
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 1: brands that you've never heard of. Yeah, yeah, where you're

471
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 1: like knocker brand condoms and I've never heard of them.

472
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: What's your best one, the one that you're most proud

473
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 1: of in your collection? Um, the one that's my favorite. Actually,

474
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: when you unroll it, it says your name here on it. Wow,

475
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 1: that's incredible. So you have a big collection of really

476
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: random condoms. Uh, yeah, that's true. It's a pretty big collection.

477
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 1: But that's uh, that's not actually my dirtiest little secret.

478
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: We even want to know. Yeah, what did you do

479
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: with these gondoms? Well, the problem is that I didn't

480
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 1: do anything with it. U. My collection is so big

481
00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: because I'm actually still a virgin a ever even used

482
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 1: one at all before, other than maybe probably blown them

483
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 1: up in pop. Yeah, yeah, I've dave. I'm half of

484
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: them have expired at this point. Oh my god, keep collecting.

485
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 1: I think that's an amazing collection. Yeah. I mean, as

486
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: a conversation starter, it's a weird one. But maybe it'll

487
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: work one day. Maybe. I'd hate to say this too, Asparagus,

488
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: but you sound like, you know, relatively mature in terms

489
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,119
Speaker 1: of age. How has it just not never happened or

490
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: you know, what's been the problem? Yeah, I don't I

491
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 1: don't know. I can never seem to like get over

492
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 1: the friendship hump, and I like what you did there

493
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: and when that does happen. Um, you know a lot

494
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: about protection, right, because you've been collecting it since you

495
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: were very young and have all kinds of different ones.

496
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: Have you heard of the trojan extended pleasure ones? Who yes,

497
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Speaker 1: I have like a numbing thing in it, so that

498
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: oh so you can, you can last so a little

499
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 1: bit longer, longer, longer than thirty second. Yeah, they make

500
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: a spray too, so spy. Oh my god, yeah, so

501
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: that you yeah, so that you don't seek a last longer.

502
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: But it's not good though. I bet that's not good

503
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 1: for you. No, I mean it's not good as far

504
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: as how it makes you feel. Because it sounds like

505
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: a good idea, like, oh, this could help out, you know,

506
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: I could maybe last a little bit longer than a

507
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: TV commercial maybe, right, But then you use it and

508
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: then nothing works, because it's like if you know, if

509
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: you go to the dentist, right and you shot a novocane.

510
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it feels like that party you went to

511
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: the dentist and it just will not work. Oh okay,

512
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: don't get the spray. Just kidding. Yeah. They then all right, well,

513
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 1: thank you for your dirty little secret? Yeah, thanks guys.

514
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? The Jebil Show on demand?

515
00:26:51,440 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone praying Hello, Hello there, This is

516
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: Aquarius calling from the Psychic Network. I was looking for Kelly. Uh, yes,

517
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: what are you? What are you calling records to? This

518
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: is Aquarius calling from the psychic Network. Your boss Mark

519
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: gifted you a psychic reading, and so that's why I'm calling.

520
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hi are you told me you'd be And

521
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: he said that you've always been wanting to do a

522
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: psychic reading? Is that the truth? Uh? No, actually I haven't,

523
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: but he thought this would be a cool gift. Well, yes,

524
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: I was sort of picking up on a bit of skepticism,

525
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: and we just do the reading. Yes, that would be great.

526
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say that. And here

527
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 1: we go. I'm beginning. Aquaria is here for my funky

528
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: spirit friends and Kelly, Kelly, I'm here. I'm on the

529
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 1: spirit a plain. I can see for miles and miles

530
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: and miles, and you know what I see what? I

531
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: see a young Kelly in her childhood home in Argentina.

532
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 1: I've never actually even been to Argentina. I grew up

533
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 1: in California. Called us Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, I'm sorry, I'm

534
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm getting a very strong reading right now, very strong.

535
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: Hello Aquaria, Kelly, I I have some news for you. Yes,

536
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: you did not grow up in Argentina. It's actually California.

537
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: That's right. Told you, yes, and that's what I meant, right. Yes,

538
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: I was saying, I see a young kellying her child

539
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: at home in Bakersfield, California. I'm no, I was. I

540
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: actually grew up in Pasadena. Hold on, Kelly, I'm getting

541
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: something very strong that just came through Aquarius. I'm getting

542
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: a feeling of getting Let me guess, Can I just guess?

543
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I have a little bit of a psychic

544
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: in Kelly. I Oh, I hate to ask you to

545
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: not do that again, but once Aquarius is making his

546
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: way into the spirit plane, if you interrupt him, it

547
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: can be very jarring. So I would ask you not

548
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: to interrupt me like that again. Okay, I'm sorry. I

549
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: have to keep interrupted you because I have a little

550
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm having a psychic moment of my own, and I'm

551
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: pretty sure you're gonna tell me that I grew up

552
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 1: in Pasadena. Because I just told you that, Oh you are,

553
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,479
Speaker 1: I must be speaking to someone who was also gifted. Yes,

554
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 1: I was going to say that you grew up in Pasadena, California, Kelly, Well,

555
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 1: because I told you that. How would I have been

556
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 1: able to know that if I was not in touch

557
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: with the divine? Because I told you that, I said it, Aquarius.

558
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: Oh hay, Steve, Hey, I just saw my friend Steve

559
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: on the spirit plane and he told me something about you, Kelly.

560
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 1: He said that he thinks you're getting frustrated with something

561
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: that's going on in your life right now. Yes, I am.

562
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: I'm actually I am getting upset and I'm getting very frustrated,

563
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: as you say, and I just keep hearing going, but

564
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: there's nothing that you say afterwards. And I'm sorry. I

565
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: don't mean to be rude, but are you red legit? Yes,

566
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: it's fine, let it out. I've told you some very

567
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: disturbing news that there's something going on that you feel

568
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: like you're wasting your time with. And it's okay for

569
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: you to feel those feelings and share them with Aquarius,

570
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: because I understand how that can feel when one is

571
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 1: wasting their time strating would you like to know what

572
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: is wasting your time? Would you like to know that

573
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: I already know what's wasting my time. This bone hall

574
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: is wasting my time. I have so many things that

575
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: I need to be doing right now, and instead I'm

576
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: just hearing you saying, Aquarius over, Okay, I'm getting something.

577
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm getting something. I'm getting something. Aquaria, you there is

578
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: something you want to be doing right now, but you're

579
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: not doing it, and Aquarius feels that you should do it.

580
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: I need to hang up on you because you're obviously

581
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: up from well. Before you do that, I sh let

582
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: you know it's a prank phone call and then maybe

583
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: have to make more sense a prank phone call. Yes,

584
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 1: these days, he's actually Jewel from The Jewels Show doing

585
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your boss Mark set

586
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: you up. Oh my god, I'm going to hear that, Aquarious,

587
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: like all day, Aquarius, no, no, no, wake up every

588
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone pranks, we'd say mornings on the

589
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: twenties the Jewbil Show on demand, It's time four of

590
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: the Roses only on The Jewbil Show. Show is on

591
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: the phone today for a War of the Roses to

592
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: catch a cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend Mike

593
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her. That's the whole reason she

594
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: thinks that. I guess they've been dating for about nine months,

595
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: and Michelle, your email says that you guys moved pretty quickly. Yeah,

596
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: we are currently living together and like we've talked about marriage. Wow. Okay, yeah,

597
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: you're already living together after nine months. Yeah, okay, that's quick,

598
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: very quick. It is what makes you think that that

599
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: he's cheating? Um, well, so my sister told me that

600
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: he made a pass at her. But my thing is that,

601
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: like she's always been kind of a jealous person and

602
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: a pretty avid liar. Like she's you know, tried to

603
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: make up some stuff before and like ruined some relationships.

604
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 1: So I'm not really sure what to believe. But I

605
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: think something about this time, it's just not sitting right

606
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: with me. So I want to see what was going on.

607
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: How has she tried to ruin your relationships in the past.

608
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: I mean she's told me some lies like this one.

609
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: And she's also she's been the one to make passes

610
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: at my boyfriends. So she will hit on your boyfriends

611
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: on purpose. Yeah, it's not something new at all. Oh, Okay,

612
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: have your ex boyfriend's ever hit on her back? Yes,

613
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: it's happened a couple of times. So at this point,

614
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: I don't really know what to believe. That's why I'm

615
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: calling in. Why do you still talk to your sister? Yeah,

616
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: it's complicated. No, she's family, and you know you hope

617
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: that your sister's lying about him hitting on her, but

618
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: you're not sure. Yes, is there any other reason? Why

619
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: do you think that he might be cheating on you? Egg?

620
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 1: Has he been shady at all? Well, not necessarily shady,

621
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I feel like I've noticed like

622
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: some glances here and there since she's told me, so, Like,

623
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: this is honestly just me trying to see if I'm

624
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: thinking too much into it or like something's really happening.

625
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: Have you asked her about it? Yeah? I like I've

626
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: asked her a couple of times after she told me,

627
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: and you know, she's just been like, I'm not lying

628
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: you to time this and that, So I'm not sure. Honestly,

629
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: she said that he hit on her, And did she

630
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: say anything about any other women or just that he

631
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: hit on her? She just said that he's hit on her,

632
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: and like he tried to kiss her once. Oh okay,

633
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: what did you ever confront your boyfriend about the kiss?

634
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I like slip in some questions about my

635
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 1: sister casually sometimes, but it doesn't he doesn't really react,

636
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: so right, so it seems pretty not guilty. Yeah, Like

637
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: I've like slipped in a couple of questions about her,

638
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: and like, you know, he doesn't really react. He's like

639
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: called her crazy a couple of times. Sounds crazy a

640
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: little bit, yeah, I mean the way she's, you know,

641
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: trying to sabotage your relationships all the time sounds a

642
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: bit crazy to me. But we'll we'll see. Have you

643
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: thought of a way that we could call him where

644
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: it wouldn't seem suspect. Well, he shocked up, so I

645
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: figured maybe you guys could you know, call him up

646
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: and be like, I don't know, does he get calls

647
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: from there? I know they have his number because he

648
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: gets like texts about like sales and all that. Oh okay,

649
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: well that was then Well that's good. If if that

650
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: was fun, or he shops there and he likes the store,

651
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: then that's that's easy. Perfect. We'll pretend to call from there.

652
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 1: We'll offer him a discount or a gift card or

653
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: something like that, and then we'll offer him flowers to

654
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: send to somebody and see whose name he puts on

655
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: the card, either yours or maybe your sisters or maybe

656
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: someone else's sister who knows. Well, I hope it's me.

657
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song come back, and then

658
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: we'll make our phone call to him and see if

659
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: we can catch him teating or not. Okay, all right,

660
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: thank you, Yeah, we'll do it next. It's a jewel

661
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: show on Hits one or six point one, right in

662
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: the middle of War of the Roses, to catch a

663
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: cheater and if you're just joining us. Michelle is on

664
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of nine

665
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: months might be playing snooker with someone else. Snooker. That's

666
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: a game you guys cool at snooker in England, it's

667
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: called snooka. She thinks that he might be actually cheating

668
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: with her sister, because apparently her sister has tried to

669
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: sabotage relationships of hers before by telling her that guys

670
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: are hitting on her when they haven't been, and then

671
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: she's also hit on some of her boyfriends. So really,

672
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, Michelle does not have

673
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 1: a great sister, and she might not have a great boyfriend.

674
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 1: So we're about to call him and pretend to be

675
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: from where he shops a lot, and I guess he

676
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: gets text messages from them with sales from time to time.

677
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: So we're gonna pretend to be from there, offer from

678
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: a discount and some flowers to send to somebody and

679
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: see if he gives us his girlfriend Michelle's name or

680
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: someone else's Michelle. What's your sister's name? By the way,

681
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: her name is Emily, Emily. If he says Emily, then

682
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,439
Speaker 1: we know who that is. All right? Are you ready

683
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: to go? Anything else you want to say before we

684
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: make our phone call? Oh, let's get going. All right,

685
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: let's get to it. Here we go. I'm Dallas Nam

686
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: right now. Hello? Is this Michael? Yes? Hey, what's up? Dude?

687
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: How are you good? Thanks? I'm gonna help you. My

688
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: name is Thad and I'm calling from dude. How are

689
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: you great? Yeah? I've got to call people today, um

690
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: that are regular customers, to tell them thank you for

691
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: the business, and then to also tell them that the

692
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: next time they come into the store they can receive

693
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: a twenty percent discount. All they have to do is

694
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: show the text message we will send you once this

695
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: phone call is over, and then you're good. All right,

696
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: that sounds good, So cool dude. And then also, um,

697
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 1: just to say thank you. We're sending flowers to people.

698
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: Are you saying flowers? Is somebody? Yes, to say thank

699
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: you for doing twenty percent discount. And then also hoping

700
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: that you'll get someone else in the store, you send

701
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: him some flowers and then maybe like you put on

702
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: the card like, hey, come in by a shirt for me.

703
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: Would you like to send anybody flowers? Um? Yeah, why not?

704
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Um, all I need well, I'm gonna

705
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: need the address and all that stuff to plug in

706
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: the computer here, and then i'll need the name of

707
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: the person. Well let's start with the UM name first.

708
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: Can you give me the name of the person that

709
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: you want to send him to you? Yeah? Emily? Oh

710
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: that's crazy. What's crazy? I had a girlfriend named Emily

711
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: in middle school and I always think about her. So

712
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: that Yeah, Um, is there anything you'd like to put

713
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: on a card? Um? Yeah, I just you can put

714
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: it in there like you're the real one for me, Oh,

715
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: the real one for you? Huh. Yeah, I would have

716
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: thought the roal one for you would have been Michelle,

717
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: your girlfriend, instead of her sister. That's what I would

718
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: have thought. Yeah, wait what Yeah, what the mike? Um?

719
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: What's going on right now? Like, Michelle, why are you

720
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:27,399
Speaker 1: on the phone? Why do you think I'm on the phone? Um?

721
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I'm so confused right now? Are

722
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,760
Speaker 1: you at the store? No, she's not. This is actually

723
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel fresh Mine's Alex

724
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: fresh Mind's English Evan, and your girlfriend, Michelle is on

725
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: the phone because she thought you might be cheating on

726
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: her with her sister named Emily and serious right now? Yeah? Serious?

727
00:39:50,480 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Just sending my sister flowers? Yeah? I

728
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 1: mean yeah, I'm just like I'm talking to your sister. Sorry,

729
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: you told me you thought she was crazy? You've been

730
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: lying to me? Yeah, yeah, I guess, Like I don't know,

731
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: it's just we were like talking, like texting back and

732
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: forth and just like led to more. I don't know

733
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: what to tell you, Like, it's just it's just what's

734
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 1: going on right now. I can't believe this is happening again. Well,

735
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 1: Like Michelle, I mean, you're like always like checking on

736
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: me or always like checking in and doing stuff like this.

737
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, why wouldn't you I'm not, I

738
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: mean I wasn't at first and until you's like started

739
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: accusing me and Stoff and it's like we were just

740
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 1: like texting back and forth and she just like wouldn't

741
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: take no for an answer. So I don't know, it

742
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: just like started hanging out and you can also continue

743
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: to say no. You can also continue as they know

744
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: you have that power. Yeah, It's just it was really hard.

745
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 1: She's very very pressing individual. I don't know, she's uh, wow,

746
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: you don't know anymore. You know, you can't turn it

747
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: out your girlfriend's sister. Why can't her sister find her

748
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: own men? Yeah, it's the fact that you're like putting

749
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: it on Emily. Now, Yeah, it's her fault, but you

750
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: can literally say no, this is your fault, all right,

751
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: excusing you. And I've been checking up on you because

752
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: literally you've been cheating on me. I mean, but like

753
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: I haven't always been cheating on you, like it has

754
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: just that way. Yeah, it has. It's just been very recent,

755
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: Like you know, I talked to your sister, like she

756
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: isn't like she's not pressing for anything. She's just like

757
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: very easy to get along. Way. I don't know, I

758
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: just feel like we get along. This isn't making things like,

759
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: well guess what she's she's done this before, and the

760
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: moment I break up with you, which is right now,

761
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 1: by the way, she's done, stop talking to you. The

762
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: only reason that you want you is because I am

763
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, all right, okay, I mean we'll see

764
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: when that happens. Like, what else? Is there anything else

765
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: you guys need? I mean, what do you say? No? Nothing?

766
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: I mean nothing, dude. I think you've told us everything

767
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: we need to know. I just want to let you

768
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: know that the twenty percent discount is still good. You

769
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 1: could just go into the store and get it. Okay.

770
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Michelle, Just like we talked about at

771
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: the beginning of this whole thing, I think you need

772
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 1: to get a new sister. Yeah. Time to cut Emily

773
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: off for real? Yeah yeah, I think I probably will.

774
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: I can't keep doing this anymore. Thanks for the helps, guys,

775
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: no problem, and you will find someone out there who

776
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: won't cheat with your sister, And hopefully you'll find a

777
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: sister who won't want to cheat with I don't know

778
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: if that was possible, but anyway, things will get better.

779
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: Thanks guys. Yeah, the Jewel shows were of the roses.

780
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Dexter is dead? What it's

781
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show? Who's Dexter? Dexter is not dead. That's

782
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: a text that somebody got and it's made national news

783
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: and it's going viral because that's a text that a

784
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: dog owner got from a groomer on accident. It was

785
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: a mistext. They meant to text him the height Dexter

786
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: is ready because they were grooming him, and the accidentally

787
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: texted him Dexter is dead and you posted online to

788
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: a viral and then there's text after that was like

789
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: a picture of Dexter the dog at the groomer like proof,

790
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 1: Hey look he's still alive. And okay, wow, that's embarrassing.

791
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,479
Speaker 1: Text in four one o six one calls up add

792
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: eight three four three one oh six one. That unfortunate

793
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 1: mistext leads us to the question, what's the most awkward

794
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: miss text you've ever sent? And that's how you do it.

795
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: That is how you make broadcast industry interesting. History is

796
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: you see a story like that? History? Yeah, Like there's

797
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,759
Speaker 1: a Hall of Fame me in there one day, You're saying,

798
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: because the transition was so good, because it's just genius

799
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: to see a story like that online, and they'd be like,

800
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: why don't we do a topic about it, because a

801
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: lot of people have awkward miss texts that they've sent.

802
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: I can't even think of like a time where I

803
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: sent a mistext. I know I have, but I don't

804
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: remember what I said. But I received one from my

805
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:33,240
Speaker 1: ex husband that said I love you yeah recently, too recently,

806
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: and he was like texting his girlfriend something and then

807
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: he sent it to me because like we had just

808
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: been texting not too long before that, and I didn't respond.

809
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, I knew that he meant to send it

810
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: to his girlfriend. I'm like, that's skworth gosh, waite did

811
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: he wrote like a couple of hours later, and I

812
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: was like, sorry, I'm in there for my girlfriend. Yeah,

813
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: like I hope. So super awkward when you said the

814
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: text like that and then you can't you don't notice

815
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: it for a while and then you check and you're like,

816
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: oh my goodness, yeah, I told my ex wife that

817
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: I loved her. A couple hours I did reply, right,

818
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: I'm like a girlfriend probably didn't respond. He's like, why

819
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: didn't respond? And then when I when it came in,

820
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 1: I said, I love you. I showed it to Jewel

821
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, ah, I was like, that's hilarious.

822
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so embarrassed right now. Three one six one, Sean,

823
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? Hey? I'm good? How much?

824
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: Just um? Talking about texting people are awkward texts? Oh

825
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: my god, Well, I accidentally text someone something that I

826
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to text, and it was crazy. I text,

827
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: I choked on a goat this morning, and that's not

828
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: what I meant to text. Joke on a goat? Is

829
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: what you said? Yes, I choked on a goat this morning.

830
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think what you No, No, no, well no,

831
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: I actually meant to say I choked on toast this morning.

832
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: Choked on toast. Why did you text that too? Oh

833
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: my god, my boss, Oh that's not ideal. You just

834
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,879
Speaker 1: texted your boss I choked on a goat this morning. Yes,

835
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm assuming the boss was pretty confused. Extremely what did

836
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Speaker 1: they say back? Oh my god? He text me back

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Speaker 1: and it said, are you taking a six day? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That's a good question. I guess if I had an

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Speaker 1: employee that said they choked on a goat, I'd be like,

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Speaker 1: you probably can't make it into work then, right right,

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Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you very phone call, Thank you?

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Speaker 1: One six one T What was the miss text that

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Speaker 1: you sent? So I sent my best friend then I

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Speaker 1: killed her at the front door, Oh hopefully, and you're

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Speaker 1: not a murderer. I am not a murderer. I meant

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Speaker 1: to write kissed her at the front door, but I

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Speaker 1: texted it while I was going into a meeting. So

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Speaker 1: my friend just was on hold basically for two hours

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Speaker 1: of my life before I responded back like oops, like

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Speaker 1: spelling there. So he's sit there like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: he's like holding all my friends to make sure. I

852
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Speaker 1: was like just joking, or you're lucky he didn't cool

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Speaker 1: the cops. Yeah, because he weren't able to text back

854
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Speaker 1: for two hours. He had to be like, oh dude,

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Speaker 1: he's he's fleeing the country or I don't know, that's

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Speaker 1: why he's my best friend. Eight three one to six

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Speaker 1: one all of What was the mistext that you sent?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so embarrassing. I texted my best

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Speaker 1: friend verbatim. It said Um, I'm going to sleep on

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Speaker 1: my dad's body this weekend. Oh, sleep on your dad's

861
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Speaker 1: body this weekend. I'm glad that was a mistext. What

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Speaker 1: were you trying to say? Um? Well, he certainly wasn't

863
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Speaker 1: trying to admit that. I was trying because I was

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Speaker 1: sleeping on my dad's boat boat boat like, extend the

865
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Speaker 1: invite to my best friend. And instead she responded and

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Speaker 1: just said kinky with a wink face. What he said? No, thanks,

867
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Speaker 1: been there, done that? Yeah? More awkward. No, I wouldn't

868
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Speaker 1: be the best friend to do jump off the boat

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Speaker 1: with Cement shows on that one. All right, call us

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Speaker 1: up made three four three one six one, text in

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Speaker 1: four on sixth one. What's the most unfortunate mistext you've

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Speaker 1: ever sent? The Jebils Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Today's dirty little secret will make your piece mouth funny? Yeah, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: asparagus is on the phone. Remember we give everybody a

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Speaker 1: fake anonymous nicknames. You want to tellus a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: all you have to do is text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. You can tell us anything. We keep everybody anonymous.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

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Speaker 1: you get a fake name when you call in, and

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Speaker 1: Alex knew exactly where I was going with that. Asparagus

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Speaker 1: is on the phone. Hello, asparagus. Hey, this is asparagus.

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Speaker 1: All right. You're delicious, by the way. Yeah, i'd like

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Speaker 1: to point that out. Thanks, except if I forget that

884
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Speaker 1: I eat you and I wake up in the morning

885
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom, I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with me? Problem? And I'm like, oh wait,

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Speaker 1: oh that's oh good. I just ad asparagus last nime.

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Speaker 1: All right, So you have a dirty little secret you'd

889
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Speaker 1: like to tell us about asparagus. Yeah, So my dirty

890
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Speaker 1: little secret is that I have an odd kind of collection.

891
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Speaker 1: So when I was in high school, we had a

892
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Speaker 1: health class and they gave out free condoms to all

893
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Speaker 1: the students, nice and I held on to that one. Yeah.

894
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: I was like, great, I might have to use this,

895
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Speaker 1: and so I like put it in a box. And

896
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Speaker 1: then I kept collecting different kinds of condoms everywhere I went, Like,

897
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Speaker 1: if I went to the drug store, I'd be like, well,

898
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: maybe I'll just pick up these. So yeah, and you

899
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Speaker 1: go through the condom miisle and the grocery store or wherever,

900
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Speaker 1: and you're just like, oh that and you have a

901
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: collection all. I got to think about that one yet.

902
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: Remember like when your teens can go to the walking

903
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Speaker 1: clinic and you get free condoms, like on the counter,

904
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Speaker 1: there's all of them. Yeah, did you steal all those? Yeah?

905
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: They like anyone that I hadn't had before I took.

906
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Speaker 1: Or like you know, in a like a bar, if

907
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: you go into the bathroom and there's like maybe weird ones,

908
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Speaker 1: you know, ribbed her her Pleasure or for those weird

909
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Speaker 1: brands that you've never heard of. Yeah, yeah, where you're

910
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: like knocker brand condoms and I've never heard of them.

911
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: What's your best one? The one that you're most proud

912
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Speaker 1: of in your collection? Um, the one that's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Actually when you unroll it, it says your name here

914
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Speaker 1: on it. Wow, that's incredible. So you have a big

915
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Speaker 1: collection of really random condoms. Uh, yeah, that's true. It's

916
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Speaker 1: a pretty big collection. But that's uh, that's not actually

917
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Speaker 1: my dirtiest little secret. Even want to know, Yeah, what

918
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Speaker 1: did you do with these condoms? Well, the problem is

919
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Speaker 1: that I didn't do anything with it. My action is

920
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Speaker 1: so big because I actually still a virgin. You've never

921
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Speaker 1: even used one at all before other than maybe probably

922
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Speaker 1: blown them up in pop m Yeah, yeah, I've I'm

923
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Speaker 1: half of them have expired at this point. Oh my god,

924
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Speaker 1: keep collecting. I think that's an amazing collection. Yeah, I

925
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Speaker 1: mean as a conversation starter, it's a weird one. But

926
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Speaker 1: maybe it'll work one day. Maybe. I'd hate to say

927
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Speaker 1: this too, asparagus, but you sound like, you know, relatively

928
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Speaker 1: mature in terms of age. How has it just not

929
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: never happened or you know what's been the problem? Yeah?

930
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I can never seem to

931
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Speaker 1: like get over the friendship hump. And I like what

932
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Speaker 1: you did there and when that does happen. Um, you

933
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Speaker 1: know a lot about protection, right because you've been collecting

934
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Speaker 1: it since you were very young, and I'm all kinds

935
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Speaker 1: of different ones. Have you heard of the trojan extended

936
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Speaker 1: pleasure ones who yes, yeah, but like a numbing thing

937
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Speaker 1: in it so that oh so you can you can

938
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Speaker 1: last last for a little bit longer, longer longer than second. Yeah,

939
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Speaker 1: they make a spray too, so they Oh my god,

940
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Speaker 1: yeah so that you Yeah, so they don't seek a

941
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Speaker 1: last longer. But it's not good though. I bet that's

942
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Speaker 1: not good for you. No, I mean it's not good

943
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Speaker 1: as far as how it makes you feel, because it

944
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Speaker 1: sounds like a good idea, like, oh, this could help out,

945
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Speaker 1: you know, I can maybe last a little bit longer

946
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Speaker 1: than a TV commercial maybe, right, But then you use

947
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: it and then nothing works because it's like if you know,

948
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Speaker 1: if you go to the dentist, right and your shot

949
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Speaker 1: of novacane. Oh yeah, it feels like that party you

950
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Speaker 1: went to the dentist and it just will not work.

951
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, don't get the spray kidding. Yeah. They then

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Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you for your dirty little secret? Yeah?

953
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Speaker 1: Thanks good? What's your dirty little secret? The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand and remember anything you missed on the show,

955
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Speaker 1: you can always find it at the Jewil Show on

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Speaker 1: TikTok and Instagram, or you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh. My name is pell j U

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Speaker 1: b al No, he never knows how to spell it,

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Speaker 1: So there you go. Mind's at Thatrea's mind's at Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio. And we never like to break the

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Speaker 1: news to you, so we'll let Kim k do it

962
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Speaker 1: for us. And I just want you guys know, like

963
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Speaker 1: how much we really appreciate you guys, Each and every

964
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Speaker 1: one of you are spending time away from your families

965
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Speaker 1: to be with our crazy family. All right, we'll see

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Speaker 1: you later. It's a jewel show.