WEBVTT - Cookin' 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:05.360 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.600 a week was enough, I think again. He's the last 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:12.320 remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:15.400 He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:19.599 the rich pill poppers in the penthouse, the clearinghouse of 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:23.479 hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:31.080 with Ben Maller starts right now. Yes, it is the 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:35.519 Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and David Gascon. Here we 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:40.000 are back in the magic podcast box yet and eight 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:45.360 days a week. Happy Saturday Saturday, Saturday Saturday, because hey, 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.720 four hours a night in the overnight not enough. As 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:53.640 we are in the air everywhere bloviating. Want to thank 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:58.440 Jason McIntyre who joined us yesterday. We are again. It's 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:01.560 a weekend with Gascon of a Gascon and making his 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:06.040 way into the the new City. We're in a podcast 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:10.720 only studio this weekend, so it might sound a little different, 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.959 but just bear with us working out the cakes and 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:18.600 the guests scan here. Jason McIntyre, big NBA guy, not 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.920 a baseball guy. He's an NBA guy. He loves the 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:26.280 NBA and uh he's all about that action, and I 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.440 enjoying the conversation, was good to talk. Yeah, he's passionate. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:31.480 I'm a little surprised though, given the fact that he 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:33.200 is a New York guy. I mean, he covers the 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:37.199 bases with the Knicks, um, and obviously the New York Jets. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:40.360 I'm a little surprised that he's not a baseball guy 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:43.080 like Yankees or Mets, and then of course on the 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.400 ice with either the Rangers of the Islanders. But you know, 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:50.080 because New Yorkers and Bostonians, they cover the entire map 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:52.440 when it comes to athletics, I'm a little surprised there. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:54.920 We didn't get into college at all. But uh, but yeah, 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.320 he's um. He's one of those dudes that lets it rip. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.240 And then obviously in the gambling set of things, he 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:03.400 will laid down some action as well. Yes, he mentioned 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.560 he as a kid, he was born in New York 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.400 and then he moved to Northern Virginia, like the DC area. 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.280 If he had stayed in New York, I bet you 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.480 he'd be a bigger baseball guy like New York's at 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:15.919 baseball town that New York City, it's a big baseball time. 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:18.680 But he left there and so it's not it's not 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.839 as big a thing. Um So, anyway, on this podcast, 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:27.079 we've got culinary arts, We've got that news real Mallard, 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:33.679 we'll get scientifical with study slash survey this, and we 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:38.720 also have barring time. We'll have pop quiz as well. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.960 But I I didn't want to start with the culinary arts, 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:45.079 guest guard. I know you like to brag and you 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.000 like to send out photos on social media about some 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:52.240 of your conquests. In the kitchen that's west of the 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.440 four oh five, I don't do it. But I cooked 0:02:55.520 --> 0:03:02.520 a knee mean Mather pizza. It was finger looking, it 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:07.760 was so delicious that it's it was restaurant quality. I 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.480 I would compare it to the Kirkland brand pizza, which 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:16.559 is the number one piece available commercially. Uh. Just delightful, 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:22.560 just absolutely enticing, fit for a king the Mallard piece. 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.400 But I didn't need to send out a photo to 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.720 get people to say how great it is. Um So, 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.799 what's going through your mind here, Guess like, is it 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:36.160 possible for you to cook something and not send a 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:38.280 photo out to try to get pats on the back 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.200 of gold stars? No, I think that you would agree 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:45.920 with me that social media and its existence is for 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:50.880 publishing content and for the me crowd, it's it's all 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:54.560 about me, me, Me. So part about being in the 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:56.640 game is you gotta play the game and the only 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:59.480 way to do that is to show off the skills 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.640 that I do have. And one of them that's g rated, 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.880 finds its way into the into the kitchen. And so 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:08.880 your pizza it might have been as good as a 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:12.360 Kirkland brand pizza, but it's probably the cost of it 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:14.680 that attracts so many people because as you would know, 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:16.200 and you would agree with me on this, is that 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:20.120 you you don't go to Costco for a plus quality 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:24.760 food and content. You go there for the cost savings. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:26.680 You go there for the discounts. You go there for 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:30.400 just the convenience. That is, you are not going there 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:34.480 to get a filet mignon and have a taste uber 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:40.279 uber sweet sensitive there just to get beef jerky. That's it. 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.400 That is what your pizza is. It is beef jerky, 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:47.440 and what I cook is filet mignon. That But by 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.400 the way, I mean, you're clue, you're embarrassing yourself with 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:54.120 a lack of Costco knowledge. Gas gun do you understand, 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:59.280 you can get the finest foods, the finest foods that 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:04.240 Royal team, right, the matriarchs eat, and it's at Costco. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.480 You just I don't know what you're doing. You're you're 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.359 looking at the tubs of mayonnaise and that kind of stuff, 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.400 and you're not you're not actually familiar with the inner 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:14.880 workings of Costco. It's a bad job. But you now, 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:19.280 I'm excited that Costco is bringing back the samples and 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.680 I'm looking forward to that, although I guess it's not 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.640 gonna happen in California because King Newsom will not allow it. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.719 But but, but but no, listen, I mean it pumped 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:30.119 the brakes on you being the God's gift to cooking. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.599 And as far as social media, I don't need to 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.640 share everything, all right. I'm on there because it work, 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.360 and I'm on there because you know, obviously, we've got 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:43.120 fans and I like to interact occasionally with with the 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.000 p ones, and I have some friends on there and 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.479 all that. But there's I don't I don't get paid 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.760 to be on social media. I'm not paid to send 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:55.839 out pictures of my pizza that I make. I don't 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.320 know if you want me to be like, I'll have 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.760 like a four oh five weekend maybe where I'll be 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.960 like you and I'll just randomly send out a bunch 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:06.080 of stuff. I'm not there yet, but maybe maybe on 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.120 next weekend or something like that. I mean, I'm gonna 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.560 have a guest on weekend and tweet out everything in 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:14.440 my life. That's fascinating because I do recall a certain 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.360 individual that would actually show up. This is pre COVID 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.599 when when people actually had the balls uh to actually 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:24.640 drive to work. Uh, you included, um, you would actually 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:28.719 drive to work, take a picture or two, and then 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:33.400 post it on social media about certain individuals parking alignments. 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:37.719 So when you talk about putting everything out there, um, 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.839 that is putting everything out there a vehicle license plate number, 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:48.160 a structure, and a co worker's parking habits. You did that, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:52.279 not anybody else I can think of at Fox Sports Radio. Well, again, 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.240 that was not a dish that I made. That was 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.640 not hey, I'm walking on the beach, look at me today. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.600 That was not you. Which you did was a criminal 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:05.520 act and it affected my ability to do my job. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:07.920 That was a gangster move. That was a goon move 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:11.360 by you, guest gon and since you were at when 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.600 you parked like that, you took up the Mallard space. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:17.640 I had the front parking place there. That was my space, 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:21.840 and you turned into human skum okay, and so you 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.600 were in the culprit. It was your car, and so 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:27.680 I had to out you. I had to docks you. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:31.080 I had to expose you to hold up the honor 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:35.760 of the radio show. And I must I must admit, guest, 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:39.280 once I did that, you're parking. It's improved because I 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:42.240 don't go in there, so I don't worry about it anymore. Yeah, 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:44.280 you should join the New York Times of the USA 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.720 Today News news anchor death so you can just docks 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:51.000 people for some unknown reason, for reasons that go against 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.760 what your beliefs and feelings are. You'd be perfect out 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:56.040 there in the East Coast, that'd be. That'd be fantastic. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.920 So all right, I don't wait, you who are lack 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:04.840 can respect and dignity. All right. I recommend driver's education 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.400 is what I recommend. Okay, they have a parking you 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:08.640 don't have to take the full thing. I don't know 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.200 how you drive on the highway. I'm not I'm not 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:11.720 in the car with you. I have no idea, but 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:16.760 you're parking is morally bankrupt. Okay, so please please figure 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.280 that out, yest, Come on, I will, I will. In 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:22.880 the meantime, I will continue to post food porn pictures 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:27.480 because I must say it's it's nothing that's short of 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.680 an A minus. It is tremendous food. I do a 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:34.120 great job in the kitchen and there's more not people 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:37.320 that are inspired by what I'm cooking because not only 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:41.360 is it good, but it's healthy, it's timely, it's effective 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:44.080 for the body. I'm doing all of this, this encompassing 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.520 work for people. Were you it's just hot take hot 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.560 take Lebron this, Lebron that, and I'm here. I'm just 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:53.559 trying to make the world a better place, uh, compared 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.880 to what you do? So what it is? And you 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.760 you do not realize the first rule of business that 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:05.720 if you have a product right, you can't know the 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:11.640 product is good unless the customer agrees. The customer is 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:15.120 the one, the user of the product is the one 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.480 that will determine whether or not it is a good 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:21.480 product or not. And you're like, well, this's you're you're 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:27.360 misguided with your opinion. There the customer is always right, right, 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:31.720 and you know customer service. One thing that you're lacking 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:35.720 I know from your dealings with the Malle Militia is hospitality. Um, 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:39.720 you're not exactly Tom Bodette from those old Motels six commercials. Right, 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.120 we'll leave the light on for you. You're not that, 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.080 you're the opposite at you know, you'll kick a guy 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:48.000 in the nuts and you'll throw set sand in their eyes. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:52.400 That's more how you. You are operated and you understand 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:55.520 you're bothered because you you really do not have any 0:09:55.559 --> 0:10:01.200 gascon cheap right, there's no there's no ensread souls that 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:07.520 are groupies will call them. You don't have Yeah, I 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:09.760 don't have lap dogs and don't have sick of fans, 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.600 and don't have people that wash my balls and you know, 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:16.320 rub my back and you know, lick my toes like 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.040 you do. I agree. I have intellectual people that I 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:22.280 communicate with. We have this two way conversations, not me 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.560 talking loud over people like some people I know on 0:10:25.679 --> 0:10:29.640 this podcast. So I'm not talking over or through people. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.160 I'm talking with people. That's that's the way that this 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:35.760 thing goes. So I agree with you that full heartedly. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:37.839 I agree. I agree with that because a lot of 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:40.440 those people that are part of that Mallar militia are 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.440 just the gunk on the bottom of my shoes. They're 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.240 like plankton. They're like, you know, barnacles in the bottom 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:48.720 of a ship. That's that's what they are. So that's fine. 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:52.000 Now you're cooking back to your pizza. That's fine. You 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:56.280 still have you have an eighteen month old tomahawk in 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:59.480 your fucking freezer. So how about you just take it out, 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.720 put it in the oven. Light that thing up for 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:05.959 four and twenty five degrees, you know, set it and 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.760 let it sit for a bit. Yeah. So I I 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.240 have a rule now that every time you bring up 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:18.280 the tomahawks steak, I will delay the cooking process another 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:22.760 like two weeks. So you're like a pond in this 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:26.280 game here. And every time you think you're being cute 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.520 and all that, can you imagine, like think about this. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:33.200 I listen, when you give a gift you have, it's 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:37.440 like it's like releasing, uh, you know, a bird. It's 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.400 you're not expecting to find out how the bird does. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.960 The bird is gonna go fly away and live the 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:45.839 bird's life. It's not gonna come back and nest at 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.800 your house, and you have this misguided belief that you 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:52.439 give a gift and then you are entitled typical West 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:56.840 of the four oh five maniac psychopath behavior here, that 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:00.480 you are somehow entitled to find out how the gift 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.400 is used. That is not the case. That is wrong. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.440 That is eager. I know you're you know, Mr highbrow 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:10.200 Elitia's West of the four oh five social climber, that 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:13.079 kind of guy. But no, once you have said bond 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:18.080 voyage and asta leavista and adios or to the gift, 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:22.360 that's it. You've let it go. You let it be free, right, 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.800 let it spread its wings. Uh, And that's the kay. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:29.600 Now I will at some point make the steak. But again, 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.480 every time you try to bust my balls, I will 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:38.480 push it back right and say na na na hey 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.800 good bye. That's all I'm gonna doing. Okay, it's fine 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.800 if you're gonna let things blossom as they are supposed 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:48.280 to and uh, spread their wings if they if you will, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:52.160 you shouldn't have something morph until rock, because that's exactly 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:57.559 what that thing has turned into, this small rock. That's 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.000 a strong I'm gonna strongly disagree you. First of all, 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:01.520 you have you don't know what you're talking about. You 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.000 don't know where I'm storing the steak. You have no 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:07.560 idea how the steak is being massaged. Uh, you don't 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.400 know any of that. You're you're making assumptions here with 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:15.280 your GOBBLI gook and your foolishness over there. Uh. And 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.959 I promise you the way I cook a steak, that 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:20.800 thing can be in there for ten years. And I 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:24.000 am going to burden that thing so much. Burn, baby 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:28.480 burn is gonna taste wonderful, just like I like my steak. 0:13:28.640 --> 0:13:31.520 I know that bends your mind, but trust me, that's 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:36.319 the way it's gonna be. It's embarrassing. That is absolutely embarrassing. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.640 What is Uh? You have some did you get any 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:46.720 reviews back yet from your documentary? Uh? Your documentary moments 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.800 last week? I know we have people. No, No, I 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.280 didn't any reason I did get We got some crap. 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:55.719 We had the reporter, the young young reporter from BuzzFeed. 0:13:55.800 --> 0:14:00.000 She was on and I want to thank you Gascon. Uh. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:03.520 I got some crap. Did christ and Houston? Yeah? Yeah, 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:05.960 Chris and Houston called up and complained on the show. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:10.319 And then I had some email from people who were upset, 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.720 and I to me, that one blows me away. Maybe 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.720 we always get attacked, you know, because we lean conservative 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.599 and that you know, how dare you? You know this 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:22.080 is a Republican armed podcast or something which is not 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:25.080 I mean, it's not um but I thought, I thought 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:27.400 it was an interesting story, and you ran it by 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:30.560 me to have her on the Dr Fauci email story, 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:34.120 which was a big news story and it's really affected everything. 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.600 So we put her on the kicker though. I mean, 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:39.960 I don't know her, but from what I read on 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:44.280 the internet, she's a pretty liberal reporter for BuzzFeed, a 0:14:44.360 --> 0:14:47.680 liberal leaning website. It's not like it's not like we 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:50.800 had somebody on from Breitbart or anything like that. I mean, 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:53.160 she's she's from a place that's a liberal place. She's 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.040 she's in college, which you know, by default, most people 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.480 in college are indoctrinated into the into certain beliefs, and 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.720 so hey, you know, I thought she was good. I 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:05.720 enjoyed the conversation. But these guys are triggered by rim 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:09.040 and it's stuff that triggers people. I love it a 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:11.520 break man. Are you gonna be able to read any 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:15.960 of those responses to having her on at least out 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.760 loud to me or to the audience at all, or 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.000 I don't have him, I don't have him in front 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:23.680 of me right here. But yeah I can. I can 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.120 give you some of the some of the highlights there 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:29.000 because it's the same, it's the same old you know. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.920 It's like you know, I, I've listened to you for 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:34.040 X number of years and I've always liked to but 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:37.080 now I can't because you didn't blank or you hadn't 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.560 blank on. I'm like, okay, this is absolutely fantastic. And 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.840 now the best part of it is is that Dr 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:48.280 Faucci is now hiding behind the shield of science. So 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:52.520 if you attack Dr Faucci, you are anti science. You 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:57.040 are attacking science by attacking a doctor. I love it. 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:00.520 It's that's how this game is played. It though, as 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.120 soon as you hide behind something, now you can claim 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:06.080 victimhood if you are any if there's any ounce of 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:11.120 challenge coming your way, that's your that's your retreat mechanism. Yeah, 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:14.920 well we've been through that during we talked about this, 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.200 and you're supposed to follow the science and listen to 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:20.200 the experts. Of course, the whole definition if you know 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:25.600 anything about science, science is just disagreement. It consists of 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:31.000 people disagreeing with each other that science. So it pretty 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:32.920 much when you say, it's a cop out to say 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:37.040 follow science, because I can find scientists that I will 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.440 agree with who other scientists will disagree with, and other 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:44.240 people will follow them. So who's right? You know, it's 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:47.920 it's science is whatever fits your narrative, right, whatever your 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:52.080 beliefs are that science. So it's a bull crap, you know, 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.400 it's it's it's nonsense, is what it is. And and 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:58.600 yet people get away with it because it sounds like 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:00.840 you know what you're talking about, right, who would want 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:04.840 to disagree with science? But again it's you know, people 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:09.360 only believe in it's not only science, but it's doctors. Right. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.640 It's like you know, you're supposed to get a second opinion. 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.680 You know, if you get something you don't like from 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:17.000 the doctor, you go to somebody else and you find 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.400 you find the answer you're looking for, um, And that's 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:24.400 how that works. My biggest response to retort to what 0:17:24.400 --> 0:17:26.680 what Chris and Houston did or didn't say, I didn't 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:31.240 listen to that, that schmuck um. But but a message 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.440 to him and anyone else that was complaining about it. 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:37.399 Thank you for the download, that's all I care about. 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.840 Thank you for clicking, thank you for listening to a minute, 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:43.920 Thanks for the download. And if you don't like it, 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:50.879 piss off. I will. I don't want every give you 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:53.680 too much credit, but I will say you have. I've 0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:57.199 noticed you have not exactly given a great thorough in 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:00.920 the description. You've not always left that you know everything 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.800 in there. So sometimes people will download the podcast not 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:07.800 know exactly what's on the podcast. And it's actually pretty 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:12.119 good because I do think in the podcast game, oftentimes 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:14.919 people will download it or will not download if they 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:17.600 see a name or something like that that they don't like. 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:21.399 So you've avoided that, and so people have been caught 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.240 in the rat trap where they just automatically download the 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:28.199 podcast and then are surprised just like what happened. I 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:31.040 can't but I would never download this pod, but to wait. 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.639 The damage has been doing. Speaking of which I know 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:37.280 you mentioned this two weeks ago with a former girlfriend 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:40.159 or a woman that you dated that listened or that 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:43.000 that had a boyfriend stubble upon the podcast. I actually 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:46.280 had that happened to me. Um a few days ago, 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:50.440 I had I had is that not awkward. How awkward 0:18:50.520 --> 0:18:52.360 is that is that? I mean, to me, that was awkward. 0:18:52.480 --> 0:18:54.760 I'm a I'm an introvert, but that was awkward to me. Yeah, 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:56.240 it was a little awkward. I told her. I was like, 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:59.240 I said, hey, don't ever listen to our ship ever again. 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:05.280 She's awesome. She's a totally awesome woman. And uh, you know, 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.520 we had a great relationship. But when she turned it 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:09.800 on and I was like, oh my god, I was like, 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:14.760 turn it off. Yeah, yeah, no, I it's been it's 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.480 been odd. I've heard from a few people. I mentioned 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:21.840 the story in Denver randomly. Uh, somebody I dated like 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.360 a couple of times when on a date with a guy, 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:28.000 they were talking about podcasts and they mentioned our podcast 0:19:28.119 --> 0:19:31.760 and that that led to an awkward conversation. So there 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:35.040 are some things things like that. But I also want 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:38.160 to mention my new Michigas this week called me News 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:43.000 Real Mallard, Gascon News Reel Mallard. I fell down a 0:19:43.119 --> 0:19:46.280 rabbit hole this week. And it's the kind of thing 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:50.040 that I occasionally will start watching this week in baseball 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:53.960 and I'll I'll it's nostalgia for me, and I'll flashback 0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:56.680 and when I was like ten, eleven, twelve years old, 0:19:56.680 --> 0:19:59.720 and I watched that show religiously, and I learned about 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:02.840 by Spall from Mel Allen and twid notes and all that. 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:07.320 But this one's a little different. So I was looking 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.399 for something. I was looking for something I was going 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:13.359 to use in a monologue, and I was surfing around 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:19.239 YouTube and I came across a link which led me 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:23.440 to the internet archive of Universal newsreels. Have you ever 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:28.960 seen this? You know, this is wild. So my dad 0:20:29.200 --> 0:20:31.240 told me stories about this. This is why actually let 0:20:31.280 --> 0:20:32.840 me down this path. When I saw the link, I 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:34.520 was like, wait a minute. My dad told me about that. 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:39.960 But in the days before television, people saw the news 0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:43.399 every week at the movie theater, right, they go to 0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:45.800 the local movie theater in the neighorhod or whatever, and 0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:52.159 newsreels were shown before every big Hollywood film, and you know, 0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:59.160 dedicated a newsroom theaters in the major city in New York, Chicago, Boston. 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:05.320 And this company, Universal Newsreel. This goes back from nineteen nine. 0:21:05.600 --> 0:21:11.200 It stopped in nineteen sixty seven, but they put all 0:21:11.240 --> 0:21:14.919 these they've all been archive and they're like a little 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:19.280 you know, two to six seven eight minute videos but 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:22.040 it's amazing because it shows you like the news of today, 0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:25.639 you know, Germany, you know, it gives up in World 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:28.239 War two and surrenders in World War two. And they 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:31.120 have the video and the video obviously it was film 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:37.639 um global events, politics, assassinations of sports, you know. You know, 0:21:37.920 --> 0:21:40.760 I'm I look at that and I'm like, that's pretty cool. 0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:43.600 I mean, you feel like you can flashback and imagine 0:21:44.400 --> 0:21:46.320 what it was like to sit in the movie theater 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:49.040 and this is how you're getting the news because most 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:51.800 people have got their news from the newspaper. And I 0:21:51.800 --> 0:21:54.359 remember my dad had had told me some of my favorites. 0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:57.200 By the way, guest Scott, they had a farmer from 0:21:57.280 --> 0:22:00.520 nineteen thirty three, this was on the news reel, the 0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:04.919 Universal newsreel, who played Yankee doodle dandy with his hands 0:22:05.600 --> 0:22:11.440 and uh, this they made They made a whole segment 0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:15.000 about this guy that played Yankee doodle dandy with his hands. Uh, 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:19.440 some random farmer. Um. There was one nineteen fifty eight, 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:23.399 the first U S satellite you know, was launched, and 0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:25.640 think about I was watching that. I was like, well, 0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:27.639 they didn't know what was gonna happen, you know, the 0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:32.200 space era and think about nineteen fifty eight nineteen seven, 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:36.280 there were no satellites, and think about what the world 0:22:36.560 --> 0:22:38.639 would be like now if you took about all the 0:22:38.720 --> 0:22:40.919 GPS and all the all the things that we use 0:22:41.000 --> 0:22:44.560 on satellite. So it was pretty cool. It was pretty neat. Yeah, 0:22:44.560 --> 0:22:46.880 this is rab this is this is really some old 0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:50.719 school stuff. Now, quick question for you. In this newsreel website, 0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:55.800 well we find an archived trending report or update with 0:22:55.880 --> 0:23:00.119 Steve di Seger in it. Are you saying Steve has 0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:03.280 been around since the nineteen twenties? Is that? Yeah? I 0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:06.240 think that's kind of also dates back to when when 0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:09.239 Wrong Button Bob torpedoed your show and then they had 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:13.199 to play Steve on a loop. Right. Yeah, yeah, we 0:23:13.200 --> 0:23:16.040 should have brought that up to Jason McIntyre yesterday. But yeah, 0:23:16.040 --> 0:23:19.639 wrong Button Bob. I think I told him that story 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:22.680