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Speaker 1: Construction client shows me her special shower room and invites

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Speaker 1: me to try it out with her and her friends.

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Speaker 2: Special shower room that sounds like it's gonna get hot

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Speaker 2: and in this one goodness.

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Speaker 1: A few years back, in my mid twenties, I had

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Speaker 1: a job inspecting houses for storm damage after a hurricane.

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Speaker 1: It was a decent assignment, kept me active all day,

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Speaker 1: and it paid well active. It was a two person assignment.

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Speaker 2: A two person assignment, we're talking about some horizontal tango, and.

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Speaker 1: Having two people was helpful. We also have a ladder

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Speaker 1: for those hard to reach places, which is doubly helpful

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Speaker 1: because I am a short king at five foot six

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Speaker 1: inches tall, so the ladders definitely needed. Anyway, one of

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Speaker 1: us would talk to the homeowner about their experience during

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Speaker 1: the storm. How much flooding did you get, did you

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Speaker 1: have any repairs already, do you have photos of a damage,

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Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera, while the other person took photos

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Speaker 1: and measurements of the areas. We were in and out

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Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes, in and out in about twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: One day, we went to this very nice house and

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Speaker 1: we were greeted by the homeowner and her two.

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Speaker 3: Friends Manna bagat Niffeled Dower.

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Speaker 1: All of them were very attractive women in their upper

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Speaker 1: thirties to lower forties. We generally asked home owners to

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Speaker 1: have someone there with them after a woman early on

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Speaker 1: was too scared to let us endo her home, which

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Speaker 1: was totally understandable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they took us through their well maintained brownstone and

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Speaker 1: brought us to the basement where most of the damage

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Speaker 1: had been done. Now, I have never been good at

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Speaker 1: picking up when a woman is flirting with me on

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Speaker 1: a good day, but when I'm working, I tend to

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Speaker 1: get tunnel vision on what I'm doing. But even I

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Speaker 1: should not have missed this next part.

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Speaker 3: Op. I'm already I'm already sad.

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Speaker 1: You already feel the pain. The basement has been covered

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Speaker 1: to become a large and welcoming den. There was a

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Speaker 1: custom couch all the way around the walls and a

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Speaker 1: huge ottoman in the middle. There was custom light fixtures

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Speaker 1: with soft lighting and fabric on the walls to cover

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Speaker 1: them up, and that sound proofed them that I noted

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Speaker 1: had already been replaced.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they need to sound proofing for?

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Speaker 1: Is it all time to Bobby Moo Off to the

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Speaker 1: side was a large custom bathroom where the homeowner showed

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Speaker 1: us her favorite room.

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Speaker 3: Why is it her favorite Whoooo?

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Speaker 1: It is a custom huge U shaped shower with not one,

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Speaker 1: not two, but three shower heads and built in bench

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Speaker 1: seating around the whole perimeter, wide enough that you could

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Speaker 1: lay down on. I mean, Sam, she's trying to get

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Speaker 1: hot and bothered with this shortcing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think like Opie is actually missing the

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Speaker 2: signs of a good time here. I've been prepared for

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Speaker 2: that good time. He does have clop cleats to make

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Speaker 2: sure he has the grip to move those hips exactly.

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Speaker 1: So to up your cheek clapping game, text us this

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Speaker 1: story to eight three three two four seven forty six

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Speaker 1: hundred and you'll get fifteen pickers. Set off and enter

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Speaker 1: to win a free pair of clop cleats. Again, that's

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Speaker 1: eight threy three two four seven forty six hundred. So

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Speaker 1: back to the story. There wasn't a door or anything

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Speaker 1: for the steam room, so it was just written down

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Speaker 1: as a custom shower.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: While my partner took photos, I interviewed the homeowner and

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Speaker 1: one of her friends. They were both incredibly nice and

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Speaker 1: commented a few times at how my arms looked.

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Speaker 3: Oh, your arms look so strong.

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Speaker 1: Is that all your muscle? When I asked about the basement,

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Speaker 1: the owner said, if you want, you can come back

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Speaker 1: this weekend. We have some friends coming over so you

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Speaker 1: can see it in action. I responded that I had

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Speaker 1: checked the fixtures and the plumbing seemed to work fine,

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Speaker 1: so I had all the notes I needed.

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Speaker 2: No, Opie, you were missing the biggest hint of all time.

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Speaker 1: Opie, if you call them back right now, we'll buy

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Speaker 1: you clap cleats so you can finish the job.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you need it, Yeah you do.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't until we were driving away that my partner

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Speaker 1: said he couldn't believe I turned down the fun time

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Speaker 1: of a lifetime. And then it all hit me.

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Speaker 3: I am a moron. I can't argue with you. There. Ope,

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Speaker 3: you know by missed the signs. But he was just

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Speaker 3: so focused on his job.

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Speaker 1: You know, he's just so dedicated to his word.

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Speaker 2: Dedicated to the work, instead of working those melts in

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Speaker 2: those checks.

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Speaker 3: See on the flip flop