WEBVTT - The Twink And The Mean Lady 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:20.520 Welcome to this episode of emergency, and are calm. 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:21.919 I'm in the hospital. 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:24.640 You're not in the hospital. We can see that you're 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:25.560 like not in the hospital. 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.480 Wait, did you get your back ground? 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:29.520 Yeah? I was gonna say, did you get your assistant 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.920 to move all your furniture and stuff to the hospital. 0:00:32.120 --> 0:00:32.360 Yeah. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:35.479 I wanted it to feel more like home. So as 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.000 you can see, I have blue comforter now I normally 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:41.640 have a white comforter that's actually the hospital bed. And 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.159 I just put some plushes and shit on it. 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.599 I thought that was like the techless stuff that they 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.160 gave you. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.040 Yeah, yeah, you're right, it is techless and ni shit. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.720 It's like it's just like I kind of made it. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:56.120 It's easy. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.440 I kind of made it. So I just feel good 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:02.000 about myself. I feel happy, amazing. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.039 I think what you need, like, Okay, I'm gonna be 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:08.080 really real and like if it's too much, you tell me. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.320 I think what needs to happen to you is you 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:13.119 need to go out for dinner with friends and it's 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:16.119 like a really good dinner, right, and it's like so good, 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:17.800 and like you usually don't get a drink, but you 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.640 got a drink this night and you had a blast. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.600 It was like just like the perfect amount like loosening 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.120 you up. You had like absolutely no perception of like 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.959 being perceived, like you just felt awesome. You had a 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:31.760 laugh with your girls, you know what. And even on 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:34.600 top of that, photos were taking of you and your 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.480 friends and you looked at them immediately and you were like, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.080 this is like what I'm going to show my kids. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.600 These are the people that I love. Like whatever. And 0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:44.120 then you're walking to your driver because at this you 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:45.760 have a driver. Your life is like so set up, 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:47.440 you're not even you don't have to call an uber, 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.200 like your driver's outside. Yeah, the driver for some reason 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.400 is an extra block away, and you're like, whatever, I'll 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:53.720 just walk to him. I don't want them to do 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.920 like a loop. It's nice. Now I'm gonna walk. As 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:02.040 you're walking, somebody you don't know comes up hits you 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:05.240 straight in the nose. You immediately start bleeding. You fall 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.360 to the floor. They're kicking you in the stomach, but 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:10.240 you're so shocked by being hit in the face that 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.560 you don't you're in shock, so you don't even feel 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:14.960 the blows. And then they dig in your pockets and 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.680 they take your wallet and they take your iPhone, and 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.760 at this point, you have the iPhone fifteen because Apple 0:02:18.800 --> 0:02:21.800 gave it to you before it came out, and you're just. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.119 They are left there. They gave me the eleven and 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.880 twelve and thirteen before it came out. I have the fourteen, 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.280 but I had to keep it like really on the low. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:33.080 Because is this your takeaway from me saying you should 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:33.600 be jumped? 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.400 Well, yeah, I'm just saying that I have all I 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:38.840 get all the iPhones, all the Apple products early, like 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:40.720 that's why, like I'm. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:44.680 So lit, and that's why you were saw after to 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:45.360 be jumped. 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:46.799 Yeah, anyway, I mean. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.080 Basically, you get beat up. I think you need to 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:50.480 get beat up. That's what I'm saying. I think you 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.840 need to get like absolutely demolished by sture. 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.040 I just I wouldn't let that happen, Like even in 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.760 the hypothetical, like that just couldn't happen. 0:02:57.800 --> 0:02:59.560 What would you do in the hypothetical, Like what would 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:01.040 you change? You're a bit an email? 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:05.960 I have a gun in the hypothetical and a bomb. 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:09.000 Sorry, the police are after me because they found out 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:10.520 that I called a hit man on you. That's what 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.840 I'm admitting because I called a hit man on you 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.640 what you said you had a gun and a ball. Yeah, no, 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:17.399 you're in a residential neighborhood. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.840 I don't give a fuck about the civilians. I'll blow 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:23.120 them all straight up. Also, I worked out today. I 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.560 have a nice little pump going. 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:27.679 I want to pump you. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:38.880 Damn damn. Okay, well I haven't worked out. Hold on, 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.680 I think I'll win it. Yes, hold on, is my 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.760 mic peeking? It sounds like it's peaking. It could just 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:49.760 be me. Okay, a little room updated rooms here, room tour. Uh, 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:56.680 you're drunk. I drank this new protein powder because I 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:58.960 got vegan protein powder because it's like, I do not 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:03.200 need that much shit going into my body, that much dairy. 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.040 And I got a vegan protein powder, and it was 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:09.000 the most rancid thing in the world that I've ever 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.280 put in my body. It was It literally made me dizzy. 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:14.120 It tastes fermented. It was like flaky and gritty. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:15.640 It was alcohol. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:20.080 But yeah, the protein powder was literally rancid. It was 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:26.840 just like ground up peas and legumes and grass and shit. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:33.160 It literally tastes like I went to a freshly cut lawn. Actually, no, 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.440 three day old. The grash was already dried up, and 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.040 I ground that up into a powder and drink. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:40.800 It was into the little like piles. Okay, do they 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.479 make lawnmowers that like suck that shit up? Yeah? 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:48.040 Right, uh I think, But they also have like leaf blowers, 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.320 But they do have ones with backpacks on that like 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.320 does like big vacuums, but I think they're less used. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.479 But so your protein powder sex balls or it tastes 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:01.360 like balls, it has you like gas up. 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:06.320 I'm also curious if it's because I did two scoops 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:08.479 of protein pattern instead of one in the serving, and 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:11.800 then I also added marine college into it. So I'm 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.760 curious if it had a reaction or if I didn't 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:15.440 have enough water. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:20.400 Well, while I've been in New York, I've definitely drank 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:26.039 more than I ever usually do. And now are you 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:27.120 serving while I talk? 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.200 Yeah, a fucking course. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:30.200 My god. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.560 But I genuinely think I'm gonna have to go back 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.920 to LA and like go to the hospital. 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.240 Because we're taking you to rehab. Girl. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.479 Yeah, I've had too much of a problem. No, but 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.280 I think like the mix of it, like I still am. 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.240 What I will say is I was talking about this 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:47.720 last night to a friend. I was like, I don't 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.400 feel good that I've had like more to drink than 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.640 I usually do. But what I do feel good about 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:54.760 is like I've hit like a really good point of 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:57.320 self control, where like even when I'm like I'm being 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:00.359 crazy right now, it's always like and at three or 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.159 four drinks and like it's over like such a long 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:05.680 time that I'm never like I never wake up anymore, 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.279 and I'm like, I feel like shit. I just like 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:12.440 because i have like insane guilt about like substances, I'm 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:14.000 just like, oh my God, like I'm gonna die. I'm 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.719 gonna die. But it's like never that deep. But because 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.480 of that and because of my caffeine intake and now 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:22.599 that I'm a Coca Cola drinker, I think I am 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:24.800 two steps away from a kidney stone. 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:29.440 Yeah, And what that being said, let's have a shit 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:34.320 a sip, shall we? Yeah? You've been in that fashion Week. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:39.560 I flew out for literally twenty four hours, I think it. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:40.760 Was, which was awesome. 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.760 Same thing I've ever done in my entire life, Like 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:46.839 the one of the most erratic decisions I've ever made, 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:50.280 probably the most erratic decision. But I was at like 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:53.640 the the I was, I was hanging out with Yoster 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:57.280 and they were like, I'm I'm gonna have so much 0:06:57.279 --> 0:07:00.880 fomo about the party and about New York in general 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:04.360 and everything, and I was like, oh, trust my fomo 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:09.440 is like actually insane, Like I think I've gotten over 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:13.640 it a little bit recently, but it is like it's dangerous. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:16.400 My fomo is dangerous. It's a danger to me myself 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:20.080 and others like it's it really it could become an 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:24.120 actual problem. So last second, we decided to book like 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:29.240 flights for the next day at midnight to fly to 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:33.480 New York and then fly out thirty six hours later 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:37.440 and have a little have a little fun while I 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.120 was there. But this is like I just got back 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.640 two days prior, so I was in New York for 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.960 a month, and then I flew back for two days 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:50.280 worked out of course, obviously, and then I hopped on 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.520 a plane the very next day to go back to 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:58.360 New York. And it was actually insane. It I feel 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.720 like it could have been more fun, Like I could 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.680 have had more fun and made more out of it, 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.800 but I was just so fucking exhausted, Like I was 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:07.680 so ti ty. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.160 I feel like you had like a really good time though, 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:14.000 Like I feel like you you were like on such 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.240 a good one that night, and I was like, Dawn, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.280 I literally was jealous, Like I was so jealous of 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.559 like how much fun you seemed like you were having. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.240 Yeah, I just like I had to have fun, Like 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:26.640 I it would have been like the biggest waste of 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.960 money ever if I didn't have fun. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.840 So it would have been a financial hole of a decision. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.520 Speaking of financial holes and me literally being robbed, me 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:41.240 being robbed, Like we don't have to go into details, 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:45.040 but I was robbed by an acquaintance. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:45.880 And a mass robbing. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:53.240 It was insane, uncomfortable, boiled my fucking blood. I've never 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:57.439 been taken advantage of in this way before you say that. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:00.600 Like I'm not like on call with you right now, 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:01.880 like literally, hello, oh. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:05.040 You just steal out of my bank account. It's different, I. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:09.080 Guess because you don't stop me. Ever, you're just like, oh, 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.480 she needs to stop doing that. Like, but you say 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.800 that to people, you don't say like yeah, like it 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:19.200 and I needed the Burken like I needed it yeah 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.040 for fashion week. 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:22.760 Yeah I don't know. I don't think you needed it. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.240 Well, they were taking pictures of me and I needed 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:28.880 my broken for fashion week. That okay, let's talk about 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:33.680 this fashion week. If you are like all the people 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:36.920 who like partake in like the stopping for their photos 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:41.360 on the like, this is such a nightmare. Like my 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:46.040 biggest nightmare is having to have a photo taken of 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:48.400 me by someone who doesn't know me, and I don't 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.040 know them, and they're just kind of guessing if I'm 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:54.160 important And most times I don't seem that important because 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.400 I'm not wearing like the boo boo the fool. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:09:57.960 You're not. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.880 Like, That's the thing is, especially seeing those rooms. I 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:02.720 am not and I'm okay with that, Like I am 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.600 okay with being like the least important person in the room. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.439 I do not want to go into those rooms and 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.079 like be like looked at. It's such a weird game. 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:15.040 But yeah, I just thought about that because like, ill stop, 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.320 I can't. I can't. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:21.440 Like, girl, the cops are going off today and you 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:22.679 said blue lives matter. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:24.720 No I didn't. I didn't. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:26.240 Yeah, what was that? 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:34.160 What's I think? I farted? No, I literally farted. He 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.120 forgot to turn off his mic and he fucking tooted. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:39.120 Fuck I thought it was Yeah, I thought, I muted. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:40.720 Do you want camera privilege? 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:46.360 Yes? Please beg me? Oh my god true? Can I 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.400 please have camera privileges? 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.720 The thing is Kay's in like a dark, scary room, 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.680 Like Kayle looks like he's like being held somewhere. 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:55.080 I know. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.560 When I saw this background, I was like, are you okay? 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.920 Turn turn turn on the camera. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:05.959 Yeah. Oh, I'm just in it like a room. It's 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:06.920 like a normal rooms. 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:10.559 You were in a brick home, You're in someone's basement. 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:14.720 I am in someone's basement. Yeah, actually, yeah, this is 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:15.559 literally a basement. 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:16.559 Is it actually? 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:16.920 Though? 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:21.640 It actually is? But like for real, I'm dead ass, like, 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:23.760 this is a basement in an apartment in New York. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:25.920 Are you cold? 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.319 It's pretty cold. It's really wet too. The floor is 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:29.959 really wet. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.280 Is it a dirt floor? 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:33.160 That's probably from you squirting all over it? 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.600 At that It's it's like their fault, you know, you know, 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:39.640 like those chambers that Jagsaw would put people in in 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:40.480 the Saw movies. 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:44.000 It's kind of like that, and you're okay with that. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.760 I'm okay with it. I like getting treated like that. 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.640 It's crazy how you've ignored every single question I've asked 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:51.480 and answered all of vinyas, it's. 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:57.160 Just like I prioritize, I prioritize attention from women because they, 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.200 you know, they should be put on a pedestal. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:03.600 In my opinion, honestly, I agree with that, Like why 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:04.120 do you all have. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:06.760 To turn everything into like proving that you don't hate women? 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:17.040 You thinking for that answer, Like. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.760 I'll stop talking, so I guess you just continue. Oh 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.040 my god, I'm just gonna I'm gonna continue like writing 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.280 my notes and doing all the back end stuff. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.920 Yeah, well I'm gonna get arrested in a second, so 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:31.440 you keep. 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:37.760 Cops are coming. They're literally out and about and proud. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:41.440 But what I was saying is, yeah, it was so embarrassing, 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:44.280 Like I know, like I haven't posted about being a 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:48.200 fashion week kind of but like just so that people 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.920 know the reality of it is, I one had to 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.040 tap out early like I did the weekend, and I 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.400 was like, I cannot do this anymore because it is 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:59.400 the most humiliating thing ever, Like I cannot believe people 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:02.520 have the kind of like self importance and confidence and 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.640 not even in like a bashful way, like God bless 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.520 that I wish I had that kind of like self 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.280 importance and like belief in myself to like walk a 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.720 red carpet and like because like the photographers can like 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.920 feel like the energy of if they think you are 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.520 important and if you are not like serving that you're 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:23.600 Kai Kai. Your camera is on? 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:24.719 What's up? 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:27.080 Your camera is on? Are you drinking? 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.199 No? No? This is water? 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.200 Why do you have water in? 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:33.920 It's like a propel. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.000 It's like tequila, Like why are you actually no, You're 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:39.040 you're done, Like you're done camera? 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:40.000 What do you mean? I'm done? 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:40.680 Camera off? 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.319 We need to get a replacement for that guy I know, 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.720 like who is saying no. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:52.920 Yeah, the confidence it's it's like I was saying about 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:57.640 like people who act in performing musicals and people who 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:03.360 act in general and can perform on stage like that 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:07.120 is so humiliating and the only way to combat that 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:13.320 humiliation is being confident in yourself. And I wish I 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:17.280 had that. I lack so much self confidence. Also, imposter 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.640 syndrome has been going crazy lately. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:22.360 I know, I walk into a room and I'm like, oh, 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:26.760 I broke into this room. I'm like I snuck behind 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:32.160 the security, Like it's so bad. Like like also just 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.800 like also I'm very grateful for being able to be 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.920 in the rooms, but I wish I had the like, yeah, 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.400 I was invited into this room, so I'm happy to 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:43.400 be here. It was like I feel like I forced 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.120 them to let me in the room for some reason, 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:47.640 and then I don't feel important. Basically, what I'm saying 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:54.360 is at that like Harper's bizarre thing, like I'm very 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:56.840 hopeful that those photos never see the light of day 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.440 and that they were never posted because no photographer who 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.880 took a photo me was confident in taking the photo 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.840 of me. It was literally Pitofi liked did I explain 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:07.480 this to you? Like literally, I like show up to 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.160 this c event and there's like like celebrities there, and 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.440 like I do not warant myself as a celebrity, Like 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:16.520 I don't. I'm just like random comedian who like does 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.239 my things. Like I would never see like John Mulaney 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:22.720 on that carpet, although there was like a few comedians there, 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.280 but they were like so far in their career that 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:25.960 I'm like, I was like I should be here, Like 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.240 this is weird that I'm here. But even though there 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:32.280 was like a plethora of like the spectrum of like 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:34.680 people there, like it was like a huge like whatever 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.200 range and like it was. 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.880 The thing of other other side of the range. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.680 Yeah, I'm literally like I'm like weird niche on the internet, 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:54.200 like extremist. No, I'm not. No, Drew, stop, you have 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:57.280 to stop, Like we can't publicize that stuff because. 0:15:57.120 --> 0:15:59.480 Like, well you said blue Lives matter. I'm a Republican, 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:00.200 we should be a. 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:03.480 No, I didn't say that. You're saying all of that. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.840 I would never publicly say that because I'm smart. 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:08.960 Do you mean by that. 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:15.880 The idea that life in our private time we're like. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:17.760 Just like blue Lives matter? Yeah. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:21.120 No, I would literally pay money to see a timeline 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:23.000 where we're sitting at coffee and we're like, and that's 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.320 my thing, Like I just need on a shirt or something. 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:29.520 Literally this thing I got into an uber. Oh this 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.960 is actually crazy. I got so. I was in your 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:36.640 hotel room and I was hopping in an uber to 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:40.080 go to the party. And I walk out and it's 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.400 like a kind of fancy hotel, I guess, and like 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.080 other people, cool people were staying there or whatever. Are 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:48.200 my eyes too close together? I feel like they are. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:51.720 I think I'm just now realizing it. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.200 Your eyes are not too close together. 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:57.320 But I guess they were like important people in that 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.360 hotel that we weren't aware of because they were like 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:06.080 paparazzi out front and I walk out and the paparazzi 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:08.520 take mad photos of me, because oh that was the. 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:13.920 Night there was a really purple magazine had a party on. 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.879 The rowears that night. But I saw like a bunch 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:20.440 of people that I knew, and a couple of people 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.280 are like, hey, Drew, like I love the pod, Like whatever, 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:28.600 I walk to my Uber. My Uber has a giant 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.679 Blue Lives Matter flag on the back, not giant, like 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:34.119 this big blue Lives Matter flag on the back of 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.800 the car. And I'm like, these people just watched me 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.960 get into this car with the Blue Lives Matter flag, 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:43.359 Like what is going on? I hope they don't think 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:47.639 anything of that. But I was also like, brave of 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:52.240 you to like be driving for Uber and to run that. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:56.359 I don't know, It's just like, yeah, it is pretty crazy. Yeah, 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.000 just like, also, is it that deep? Is anything you 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.439 believe in? That deep? Put that ship on your car? 0:18:01.880 --> 0:18:04.400 Like really, Mitch, no, make me crash into the back 0:18:04.440 --> 0:18:07.439 of your fucking still not important. I'll crash into that 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.120 thing if I see something that's intent because I'm gonna 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:13.840 drive literally Also like that's not my business. I'm not planning, 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:16.639 Like I'm not more likely to hit you if I 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:18.520 don't know that there's a baby on board. 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:22.320 Like also I maybe see a baby on board sticker 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:25.360 I intentionally swear towards those cars. It's just like this 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:27.920 thing like need I guess you're testing. 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:31.520 You're also testing parental instincts, so like we need that 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:35.200 and yeah, natural selection, like of course, like God gave 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:37.800 us cars so we could, Like He'll be. 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:41.199 One that I quoted about that like dear that was 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:43.320 on the side of the road and it was like, 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:48.200 hold on, let me find it, keep going, but wait, 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:48.720 let me. 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:56.480 Finish my awfully embarrassing, fucking Harper's Bizarre party. Very grateful 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:58.600 that I got to go. It was a blast once 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.200 I got insied. But like I I think I'm realizing, 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:04.040 like I just don't. I'm like, like I've said, I'm 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:07.320 an EmPATH. Like I'm just like like we're no different 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.240 from each other, like you and me, as if you 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:10.479 were like we are just people. 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:14.560 Wait, I saw TikTok the other day saying like enya 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:17.040 once a day on the pot or once an episode 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:19.280 saying she's an impath, and I was like, there's no way, 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:22.120 Like that's a reach. She doesn't say that, you literally 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:22.879 just said it. 0:19:23.000 --> 0:19:25.920 I love I know I say it at this point, 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:28.200 I think because I used to say it seriously and 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:30.560 now I'm like, okay, bitch, yeah, I'm so sure. We're 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:31.840 like I can be a cunt. 0:19:31.960 --> 0:19:35.040 This is a quote. One day, while doing nothing particularly 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:38.000 out of the ordinary, because of natural laws, he was 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:41.639 completely powerless. Oh yeah, understand or into it. He was 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:44.760 killed instantly in a horrifying way by forces vastly in 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:48.159 excess of anything he was ever designed to experience, for 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:52.280 no reason, to no one's particular surprise or upset. In 0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:54.720 this we are more like him than different. That's me 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:58.160 talking to the babies about natural in the car. 0:19:58.680 --> 0:20:02.800 After you fucking get the car. Are so whatever. I'm 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:05.080 at this thing and I like feel I already feel 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:07.520 like a fool because I think it's like very foolish 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:12.119 for me to Andryan Beef, yes, because I fucked up 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:15.359 and I made oryan late like it's squashed, but I 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:18.200 really fucked up. That's the other thing. I'm like, damn, Okay, 0:20:18.359 --> 0:20:21.240 I don't know how everybody's so self sufficient and knows 0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:23.840