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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of emergency, and are calm.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: You're not in the hospital. We can see that you're

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Speaker 1: like not in the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Wait, did you get your back ground?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I was gonna say, did you get your assistant

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Speaker 1: to move all your furniture and stuff to the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I wanted it to feel more like home. So as

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Speaker 2: you can see, I have blue comforter now I normally

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Speaker 2: have a white comforter that's actually the hospital bed. And

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Speaker 2: I just put some plushes and shit on it.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was like the techless stuff that they

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Speaker 1: gave you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right, it is techless and ni shit.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's just like I kind of made it.

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Speaker 1: It's easy.

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Speaker 2: I kind of made it. So I just feel good

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Speaker 2: about myself. I feel happy, amazing.

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Speaker 1: I think what you need, like, Okay, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: really real and like if it's too much, you tell me.

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Speaker 1: I think what needs to happen to you is you

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Speaker 1: need to go out for dinner with friends and it's

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Speaker 1: like a really good dinner, right, and it's like so good,

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Speaker 1: and like you usually don't get a drink, but you

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Speaker 1: got a drink this night and you had a blast.

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Speaker 1: It was like just like the perfect amount like loosening

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Speaker 1: you up. You had like absolutely no perception of like

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Speaker 1: being perceived, like you just felt awesome. You had a

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Speaker 1: laugh with your girls, you know what. And even on

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Speaker 1: top of that, photos were taking of you and your

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Speaker 1: friends and you looked at them immediately and you were like,

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Speaker 1: this is like what I'm going to show my kids.

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Speaker 1: These are the people that I love. Like whatever. And

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Speaker 1: then you're walking to your driver because at this you

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Speaker 1: have a driver. Your life is like so set up,

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Speaker 1: you're not even you don't have to call an uber,

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Speaker 1: like your driver's outside. Yeah, the driver for some reason

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Speaker 1: is an extra block away, and you're like, whatever, I'll

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Speaker 1: just walk to him. I don't want them to do

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Speaker 1: like a loop. It's nice. Now I'm gonna walk. As

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Speaker 1: you're walking, somebody you don't know comes up hits you

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Speaker 1: straight in the nose. You immediately start bleeding. You fall

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Speaker 1: to the floor. They're kicking you in the stomach, but

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Speaker 1: you're so shocked by being hit in the face that

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Speaker 1: you don't you're in shock, so you don't even feel

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Speaker 1: the blows. And then they dig in your pockets and

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Speaker 1: they take your wallet and they take your iPhone, and

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Speaker 1: at this point, you have the iPhone fifteen because Apple

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Speaker 1: gave it to you before it came out, and you're just.

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Speaker 2: They are left there. They gave me the eleven and

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Speaker 2: twelve and thirteen before it came out. I have the fourteen,

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Speaker 2: but I had to keep it like really on the low.

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Speaker 1: Because is this your takeaway from me saying you should

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Speaker 1: be jumped?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I'm just saying that I have all I

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Speaker 2: get all the iPhones, all the Apple products early, like

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Speaker 2: that's why, like I'm.

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Speaker 1: So lit, and that's why you were saw after to

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Speaker 1: be jumped.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, I mean.

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Speaker 1: Basically, you get beat up. I think you need to

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Speaker 1: get beat up. That's what I'm saying. I think you

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Speaker 1: need to get like absolutely demolished by sture.

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Speaker 2: I just I wouldn't let that happen, Like even in

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Speaker 2: the hypothetical, like that just couldn't happen.

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Speaker 1: What would you do in the hypothetical, Like what would

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Speaker 1: you change? You're a bit an email?

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Speaker 2: I have a gun in the hypothetical and a bomb.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, the police are after me because they found out

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Speaker 1: that I called a hit man on you. That's what

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Speaker 1: I'm admitting because I called a hit man on you

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Speaker 1: what you said you had a gun and a ball. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: you're in a residential neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about the civilians. I'll blow

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Speaker 2: them all straight up. Also, I worked out today. I

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Speaker 2: have a nice little pump going.

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Speaker 1: I want to pump you.

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Speaker 2: Damn damn. Okay, well I haven't worked out. Hold on,

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Speaker 2: I think I'll win it. Yes, hold on, is my

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Speaker 2: mic peeking? It sounds like it's peaking. It could just

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Speaker 2: be me. Okay, a little room updated rooms here, room tour. Uh,

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Speaker 2: you're drunk. I drank this new protein powder because I

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Speaker 2: got vegan protein powder because it's like, I do not

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Speaker 2: need that much shit going into my body, that much dairy.

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Speaker 2: And I got a vegan protein powder, and it was

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Speaker 2: the most rancid thing in the world that I've ever

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Speaker 2: put in my body. It was It literally made me dizzy.

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Speaker 2: It tastes fermented. It was like flaky and gritty.

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Speaker 1: It was alcohol.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, the protein powder was literally rancid. It was

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Speaker 2: just like ground up peas and legumes and grass and shit.

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Speaker 2: It literally tastes like I went to a freshly cut lawn. Actually, no,

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Speaker 2: three day old. The grash was already dried up, and

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Speaker 2: I ground that up into a powder and drink.

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Speaker 1: It was into the little like piles. Okay, do they

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Speaker 1: make lawnmowers that like suck that shit up? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Right, uh I think, But they also have like leaf blowers,

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Speaker 2: But they do have ones with backpacks on that like

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Speaker 2: does like big vacuums, but I think they're less used.

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Speaker 1: But so your protein powder sex balls or it tastes

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Speaker 1: like balls, it has you like gas up.

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Speaker 2: I'm also curious if it's because I did two scoops

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Speaker 2: of protein pattern instead of one in the serving, and

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Speaker 2: then I also added marine college into it. So I'm

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Speaker 2: curious if it had a reaction or if I didn't

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Speaker 2: have enough water.

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Speaker 1: Well, while I've been in New York, I've definitely drank

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Speaker 1: more than I ever usually do. And now are you

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Speaker 1: serving while I talk?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a fucking course.

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Speaker 3: My god.

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Speaker 1: But I genuinely think I'm gonna have to go back

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Speaker 1: to LA and like go to the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Because we're taking you to rehab. Girl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had too much of a problem. No, but

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Speaker 1: I think like the mix of it, like I still am.

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Speaker 1: What I will say is I was talking about this

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Speaker 1: last night to a friend. I was like, I don't

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Speaker 1: feel good that I've had like more to drink than

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Speaker 1: I usually do. But what I do feel good about

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Speaker 1: is like I've hit like a really good point of

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Speaker 1: self control, where like even when I'm like I'm being

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Speaker 1: crazy right now, it's always like and at three or

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Speaker 1: four drinks and like it's over like such a long

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Speaker 1: time that I'm never like I never wake up anymore,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I feel like shit. I just like

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Speaker 1: because i have like insane guilt about like substances, I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, oh my God, like I'm gonna die. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna die. But it's like never that deep. But because

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Speaker 1: of that and because of my caffeine intake and now

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Speaker 1: that I'm a Coca Cola drinker, I think I am

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Speaker 1: two steps away from a kidney stone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And what that being said, let's have a shit

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Speaker 2: a sip, shall we? Yeah? You've been in that fashion Week.

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Speaker 2: I flew out for literally twenty four hours, I think it.

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Speaker 1: Was, which was awesome.

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Speaker 2: Same thing I've ever done in my entire life, Like

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Speaker 2: the one of the most erratic decisions I've ever made,

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Speaker 2: probably the most erratic decision. But I was at like

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Speaker 2: the the I was, I was hanging out with Yoster

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Speaker 2: and they were like, I'm I'm gonna have so much

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Speaker 2: fomo about the party and about New York in general

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Speaker 2: and everything, and I was like, oh, trust my fomo

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Speaker 2: is like actually insane, Like I think I've gotten over

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Speaker 2: it a little bit recently, but it is like it's dangerous.

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Speaker 2: My fomo is dangerous. It's a danger to me myself

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Speaker 2: and others like it's it really it could become an

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Speaker 2: actual problem. So last second, we decided to book like

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Speaker 2: flights for the next day at midnight to fly to

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Speaker 2: New York and then fly out thirty six hours later

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Speaker 2: and have a little have a little fun while I

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Speaker 2: was there. But this is like I just got back

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Speaker 2: two days prior, so I was in New York for

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Speaker 2: a month, and then I flew back for two days

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Speaker 2: worked out of course, obviously, and then I hopped on

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Speaker 2: a plane the very next day to go back to

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Speaker 2: New York. And it was actually insane. It I feel

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Speaker 2: like it could have been more fun, Like I could

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Speaker 2: have had more fun and made more out of it,

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Speaker 2: but I was just so fucking exhausted, Like I was

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Speaker 2: so ti ty.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you had like a really good time though,

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Speaker 1: Like I feel like you you were like on such

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Speaker 1: a good one that night, and I was like, Dawn,

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Speaker 1: I literally was jealous, Like I was so jealous of

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Speaker 1: like how much fun you seemed like you were having.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like I had to have fun, Like

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Speaker 2: I it would have been like the biggest waste of

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Speaker 2: money ever if I didn't have fun.

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Speaker 1: So it would have been a financial hole of a decision.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of financial holes and me literally being robbed, me

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Speaker 2: being robbed, Like we don't have to go into details,

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Speaker 2: but I was robbed by an acquaintance.

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Speaker 1: And a mass robbing.

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Speaker 2: It was insane, uncomfortable, boiled my fucking blood. I've never

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Speaker 2: been taken advantage of in this way before you say that.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm not like on call with you right now,

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Speaker 1: like literally, hello, oh.

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Speaker 2: You just steal out of my bank account. It's different, I.

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Speaker 1: Guess because you don't stop me. Ever, you're just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: she needs to stop doing that. Like, but you say

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Speaker 1: that to people, you don't say like yeah, like it

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Speaker 1: and I needed the Burken like I needed it yeah

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Speaker 1: for fashion week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I don't know. I don't think you needed it.

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Speaker 1: Well, they were taking pictures of me and I needed

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Speaker 1: my broken for fashion week. That okay, let's talk about

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Speaker 1: this fashion week. If you are like all the people

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Speaker 1: who like partake in like the stopping for their photos

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Speaker 1: on the like, this is such a nightmare. Like my

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Speaker 1: biggest nightmare is having to have a photo taken of

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Speaker 1: me by someone who doesn't know me, and I don't

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Speaker 1: know them, and they're just kind of guessing if I'm

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Speaker 1: important And most times I don't seem that important because

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Speaker 1: I'm not wearing like the boo boo the fool.

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Speaker 2: You're not.

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Speaker 1: Like, That's the thing is, especially seeing those rooms. I

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Speaker 1: am not and I'm okay with that, Like I am

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Speaker 1: okay with being like the least important person in the room.

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Speaker 1: I do not want to go into those rooms and

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Speaker 1: like be like looked at. It's such a weird game.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I just thought about that because like, ill stop,

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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't.

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Speaker 2: Like, girl, the cops are going off today and you

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Speaker 2: said blue lives matter.

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Speaker 1: No I didn't. I didn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that?

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Speaker 1: What's I think? I farted? No, I literally farted. He

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Speaker 1: forgot to turn off his mic and he fucking tooted.

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Speaker 3: Fuck I thought it was Yeah, I thought, I muted.

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Speaker 2: Do you want camera privilege?

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Speaker 3: Yes? Please beg me? Oh my god true? Can I

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Speaker 3: please have camera privileges?

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Speaker 1: The thing is Kay's in like a dark, scary room,

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Speaker 1: Like Kayle looks like he's like being held somewhere.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: When I saw this background, I was like, are you okay?

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Speaker 1: Turn turn turn on the camera.

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Speaker 1: like extremist. No, I'm not. No, Drew, stop, you have

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Speaker 1: to stop, Like we can't publicize that stuff because.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't say that. You're saying all of that.

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Speaker 2: Literally this thing I got into an uber. Oh this

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Speaker 1: Night there was a really purple magazine had a party on.

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Speaker 2: The rowears that night. But I saw like a bunch

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Speaker 2: I walk to my Uber. My Uber has a giant

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Speaker 2: Like what is going on? I hope they don't think

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Speaker 1: just like, also, is it that deep? Is anything you

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Speaker 1: Like really, Mitch, no, make me crash into the back

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Speaker 1: Like I'm not more likely to hit you if I

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Speaker 2: Like also I maybe see a baby on board sticker

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Speaker 2: I intentionally swear towards those cars. It's just like this

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Speaker 1: You're also testing parental instincts, so like we need that

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Speaker 2: let me.

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Speaker 1: Finish my awfully embarrassing, fucking Harper's Bizarre party. Very grateful

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Speaker 1: that I got to go. It was a blast once

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Speaker 1: I got insied. But like I I think I'm realizing,

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Speaker 1: like I just don't. I'm like, like I've said, I'm

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Speaker 1: After you fucking get the car. Are so whatever. I'm

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Speaker 1: Like a Ivance needs to be put on my nightstand. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I forget like instantly. It's actually insane. And I kept

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I almost cried because I wanted to

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Speaker 1: kill myself because I was like, this is just beyond

440
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: a natural, like this should not even be a set

441
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Speaker 1: up in general.

442
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 2: Fucking weird, Yeah.

443
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Speaker 5: I was.

444
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so odd. And then I

445
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 1: was like, hopefully, one day in the future, like if

446
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 1: like I continue on my path, like that won't have

447
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 1: to happen to me again. Because I was like, I

448
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 1: genuinely cannot believe that people like are just so like

449
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: tunnel visions for what they want that they are willing

450
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: to like do that a bunch of times until it's like, oh,

451
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,479
Speaker 1: there's no doubt that you should be there. But I

452
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 1: was like, I, this is so scary.

453
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Speaker 2: I'm going to create a reverse red carpet where it's

454
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Speaker 2: a bunch of celebrities taking pictures of paparazzi.

455
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the proparazzi will fucking cry and kill

456
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: themselves because then they'll get extonstential about the way they

457
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 1: like put people on a pedesel. But I guess we

458
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:57,679
Speaker 1: need to.

459
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 2: Back paparazzi in the vicious way we just for me though.

460
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: You just want attention. You just want attent and you

461
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: but yeah, And then the other thing is I got

462
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: really insecure about pulling up to the Heaven event and

463
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: like because I was like, oh, I'm scared that people

464
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 1: will like see me step out of one. I was

465
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: going alone, which already I was like, this is embarrassing.

466
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Speaker 1: I hate getting in a car and being seen alone.

467
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh my god, what if

468
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: i I've been calling Ubers Mitch tum Uber needs to

469
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 1: figure something out, because why am I stepping into a

470
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Speaker 1: two thousand and three Honda Civic that used to be

471
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Speaker 1: a taxi. So when you open the doors, you see

472
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: all the yellow paints, so like that is embarrassing. So

473
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: and it was like just the same amount almost to

474
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 1: get like an Uber black, And I was like, I'm

475
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: just going to get an Uber black.

476
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 2: All that extra money for what? Tell them? Tell them.

477
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 1: They had the fucking they had the road closed off,

478
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: so I had to walk up alone.

479
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 2: And you're fucking big ass boots, your shoes, hurting your ankles.

480
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 2: Did you learn a lesson? What's the lesson you learned,

481
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 2: because there's a very big lesson there.

482
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: I didn't learn shit, bitch. I was like, damn, my

483
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: uber fucked up in what the wrong way?

484
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, it's that you shouldn't care

485
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,360
Speaker 2: what other people think of you. Wait, hold on, write

486
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 2: that fuck write that down.

487
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: You should you think that's an original thought.

488
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Speaker 2: You shouldn't care what other people think of you, because

489
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: if if you do what other people want you to do,

490
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: you're not even doing yourself. You're not even being yourself.

491
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 2: And like the whole goal of life is to do

492
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 2: you to be yourself, So don't do what other people

493
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 2: expect of you. Do you know what I mean?

494
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: Do you think that that is an original thought?

495
00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? I just invented that. Right now, watch all the

496
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: girlies in the comments, go ahead, let them know.

497
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 1: It wasn't even like a coherent finished thought.

498
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:16,439
Speaker 2: All right, and we're back, Baby. We ran out of

499
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 2: time because we are too stingy to zoom zoom. Yeah,

500
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 2: like absolutely fucking not, but to totally want to aid

501
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 2: the conversation I made my mom get be real and

502
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 2: it is potentially the cutest thing I have ever seen

503
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: in my entire fucking life. We'll insert the photos. I'm

504
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 2: sending them to you right now and you but it's

505
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 2: maybe one of the cutest things I've ever had someone

506
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: do just so I could see what her day to

507
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 2: day life looks like, and like, it's just so sweet.

508
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 2: It makes me. Oh, no, she's serving down. She's on

509
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 2: a cruise right now, like she's turning.

510
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: Oh she wait, was she doing her nails on the cruise?

511
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: No, she was doing them in right before she left. Yeah,

512
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 2: right before she least she had to get looking good.

513
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: But yeah, she's just kind of updating me day to

514
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 2: day and I love it so fucking much. And it

515
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 2: makes me kind of sad because I want to see

516
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 2: them more often.

517
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Speaker 5: It's just like it sucks because it's like the lack

518
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 5: of inconvenience of being able to drive to your family,

519
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 5: Like it's just like it's such a bigger commitment than

520
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 5: it is when you live with them, because it's one

521
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 5: thing to just drive their house and then leave when

522
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 5: you want, but.

523
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: It's like, no, you have to like really pack it

524
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: up and make it worth your while and stay there

525
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: for long so that it feels like it was worth

526
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: like getting on a three to six hour long flight.

527
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: What they need to do is give us as that are,

528
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: like for you it would be an hour, then for

529
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: me it would be like two and a half hours

530
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: to get to my parents' house. Like put that bitch

531
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: at hyper speed exactly.

532
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 2: But the craziest thing is my flight to New York

533
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 2: was only four hours, which I was actually pissed about

534
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: because I was supposed to sleep since it was a

535
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 2: red eye. But it was four hours, a little less

536
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 2: than four hours on a normal fucking airplane. And if

537
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 2: they can do it.

538
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: Just crazy because that's supposed to be like almost a

539
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: six hour fly.

540
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they can do it, why don't they do

541
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 2: it every single time? I don't get it, but I

542
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 2: guess they do have to.

543
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: Like maybe it's like safety and like wind and stuff.

544
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,439
Speaker 2: This bullshit, it's all bullshit. I don't need to be

545
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: safe on an airplane. I need to get to where

546
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: I'm going. I don't care how or when.

547
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: Probably the most high death like my fingers have been seen,

548
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: like to the public ever, Like, isn't that kind of crazy?

549
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: Damn? Let me suck on those real quick, put them back,

550
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: put them back.

551
00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't put this face your mother, you're my mother.

552
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 1: But yeah, basically I was humiliated. I've been humiliated all weekend.

553
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: But I got to go to some really good shows.

554
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,199
Speaker 1: I got to see Sandy Leang, which was a fucking dream.

555
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: I got to see Bagon, which was a fucking dream, Sleigh.

556
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: I got to see Puppets and Puppets, which was very good.

557
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: You should.

558
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was supposed to go to the Mirror.

559
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go to the Oh bitch, no,

560
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: because I got this old ass iPhone. I was like,

561
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: I might as well use my eyes while the mirror

562
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: because these videos suck. But I was supposed to go

563
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: to the air play show, but I had to tap

564
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: out because I was freaking.

565
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: The fuck out because I like both.

566
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like I couldn't believe being around

567
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: and I'm not really I'm not that I'm not a

568
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: social person. Like if I get into conversation with someone,

569
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: I feel like I carry it out really well. But

570
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: like when I show up somewhere like alone, I'm like, oh,

571
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: I feel like again, I already feel like an intruder

572
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: and a baby. Also, look at my hand right now,

573
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: like it's a woman's hand. I was talking to Elsie

574
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: about that and she was like, oh my god, like

575
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: that she saw your hand. She saw my hand the

576
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 1: other day and she was like, wow, like, ya has

577
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: like a woman's hand. And I was like, I was

578
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: thinking that the other day because I used to feel

579
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: like I had baby hands. But now as I'm approaching

580
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: twenty four years old, which is so scary and crazy,

581
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: I feel like I have woman hands. We are like

582
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: in our mid twenties.

583
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: True, No, I'm sixteen, bitch, don't ever say that to

584
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: me ever. I fucking as.

585
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: Okay, well you're sixteen, but I need you to hurry

586
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: up in h fastics. The fact that I spent all

587
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: my time with a sixteen year old.

588
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 3: Is like, it's crazy that we're in our mid twenties.

589
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: Like, you know, what you want us to do is

590
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 2: be like your own nest. Fuck Kui, But I love you.

591
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: You're aging gracefully for somebody with the genetics that you

592
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: were gifted.

593
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello, oh my god, Oh.

594
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: Your boatox looks really good. It's cool that Kai got

595
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: a really good but talks that you can't tell that

596
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: he has like botox and filler in it.

597
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 2: Do you have the face?

598
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't I swear to god it

599
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 3: actually Oh yeah, it's that one hundred percent.

600
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: Baby come back.

601
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: Did y'all see that video of Zach Effron looking fucking terrifying,

602
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: like looking like the mask?

603
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, why what happened to him?

604
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 3: Didn't he get like crazy filler or something.

605
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: No, everybody thought he got plastic surgery. But he was

606
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 2: running around his house in socks and in his underwear

607
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: and he slipped fell, hit his jaw on the ground.

608
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: It was like hanging down and completely fucked up his

609
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 2: jaw and he had to get like reconstructive plastic surgery

610
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: on his serious, dead serious. He didn't talk about it

611
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: because he was like he didn't even know what was

612
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 2: happening until his friend was like, dude, the internet thinks

613
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 2: you got plastic surgery. And he just recently addressed it

614
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 2: in like an interview recently. It's the craziest thing. Guess

615
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 2: what he was chasing. Guess what he was chasing?

616
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 3: The bag?

617
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: Bitches, you said the bag?

618
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, what he was trying to do was trying

619
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: to slip and fall on a dildo and just like

620
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: kind of scoot around.

621
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 3: Wait, Drew, are you dead serious everywhere?

622
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: No, I'm dead serious about Like.

623
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: Wait, what movie? There's something that's something like that happens

624
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: that they're sitting in the living room and they're trying

625
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: to get someone to sign something and they're like running

626
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: around and the guy slips on the rug and like

627
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: hits his head and dies. Oh that's breaking bad.

628
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, you know what was what I'm talking about? Yeah,

629
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: the dude that likes Sky Yeah.

630
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah. If you're watching the show when you

631
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: just so happen to be in one of the last seasons,

632
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: like who the fuck told you to watch this fucking

633
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: podcast episode? You dump bitch?

634
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah? Literally, but don't stop, please, please don't stop. Ch

635
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 2: actually ironically what the.

636
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 3: Zech everyone think is fascinating because like, I don't I

637
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,479
Speaker 3: still don't fully know if you're fucking with me, but

638
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 3: like being serious, if you're serious, I feel like that's

639
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 3: a lie.

640
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. He also said it in an interview,

641
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: and he was like, I just don't use social media

642
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 2: because if I cared, and it sucks because like if

643
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 2: I cared as much about how wait, if I cared

644
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 2: as much about how much people think, does that make sense?

645
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 2: Like if he cared about what people thought about him

646
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 2: as much as people think and care about him, he

647
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: would like lose his mind. But he was just like,

648
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 2: I actually don't have social media. I don't give a ship,

649
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 2: and I just collect my bag and I move on.

650
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 2: I watched one of his movies recently called like Firestarter,

651
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: and she went to.

652
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: Columbia and got some jaw Feller, that's what happened.

653
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, he got he got fucking bike, flat bike

654
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: juice pumped into his jaw. But he was in this

655
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 2: movie called fire Starter, And the only reason why I

656
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 2: watched it was because I thought it was like a

657
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 2: Prodigy documentary, like the I was gonna make that joke

658
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 2: and I started watching it and I was like, oh, this

659
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 2: is a movie about a girl with like fire telekinesis

660
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: and her parents are both like telekinetic, and.

661
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: That zac Efron wasn't it.

662
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was the dad and he had to play

663
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: like a serious dad role and I I'm not I

664
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 2: don't normally say this about people because I am also

665
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 2: bad at it, but dude, his acting and that was

666
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 2: so bad, Like I literally like, I was like, oh.

667
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 1: Well, did you actually know? It was because he had

668
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: a bunch of medication that he had to take after

669
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: his fucking accident, so it made it really hard for him.

670
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 2: Didn't take any medication because it was it was a

671
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 2: dildo up his butt and that stuff like stops pain.

672
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: It's yeah, well it hurt him because he doesn't do

673
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff.

674
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 2: The male is basically opium if you can hit it.

675
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 3: Have you guys seen or heard of that Zacha from

676
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 3: movie where he plays like an aspiring DJ you brought.

677
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: I have heard of it, but I haven't seen it.

678
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: Is it funny?

679
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 3: I mean it's like funny not on purpose because he's

680
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 3: he's basically like he's like plays this white dude. That's

681
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: like I need to be famous for make for being

682
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 3: a DJ, and then he like moves to LA and

683
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 3: the love lead is like Emily Radakowski and he's struggling

684
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 3: to make this hit eight M song. And the way

685
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 3: that he breaks through is his friends like, bro, you

686
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 3: have to reference real life, like you have to sample

687
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 3: the things around you. So he like is working on

688
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 3: a roof and he's using a nail gun and he

689
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 3: samples the nail gun as like the high hat. And

690
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 3: then it like does this whole montage of him like

691
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 3: sampling all these objects in the house and creating like

692
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 3: an a Vichy song.

693
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 1: It's there is like, actually, I'm not kidding. There's nothing

694
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,280
Speaker 1: more embarrassing than be like yeah, and I was flushing

695
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: the toilet in like the sound, and when back up,

696
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: I like like, Charlie Pooth, bitch, you need to go

697
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: do pottery or something you.

698
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 2: God don't talk about. That's my twins.

699
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: You have got iPhone? Why is he always on that iPhone?

700
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,959
Speaker 1: If I had the money Charlie Pooth had, I would

701
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: not be on iPhone dot com. I would be out

702
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: like I would be like not on iPhone?

703
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 2: A gay? Oh, a man with an iPhone is gay?

704
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 2: If you work from home, you're gay. If you eat Kiwi's,

705
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 2: you're bisexual. Just say that why kiwis because that's a

706
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: gay ass fruit because it's.

707
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: Like a little ball sack. But also when you open it,

708
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: it's kuci.

709
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: I just I like think about a kiwi. Yeah, it

710
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 2: is not a straight fruit.

711
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: It is a little fruity Yeah, you.

712
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 3: Got a little sugar in your taying can what the fuck.

713
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: Did you just said?

714
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: Was that a slur where you.

715
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: Call like that was really derogatory? Like what you say?

716
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: It's like a thing that and during Pride month and

717
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: during every month is Pride month, baby.

718
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: Get into it. And to me recently was like you know,

719
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: do I've like been watching you walk for like three

720
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,240
Speaker 2: months now and like you're you have like a gayer

721
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: walk recently and I and it has literally like freaked

722
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,360
Speaker 2: me out because I was like I do, and I

723
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 2: like even recorded myself walking.

724
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: Lially those hips a little more.

725
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: You know what it is? It's because one of my

726
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 2: legs is shorter than the other and it makes me

727
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 2: walk weird.

728
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: No, it's because being ran through is having its side effect.

729
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 2: It's because I have such a giant fucking cock. It's

730
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 2: like a tripod and I have to walk with three legs.

731
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 3: Speaking of this, I went on the subreddit for the

732
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 3: podcast recently, and I think it's like the highest rated

733
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,359
Speaker 3: post on the subreddit, and it's the video of that

734
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 3: little baby gorilla like and the title just says, Drew.

735
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: That video, recreate it. I'm literally going to recreate it.

736
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: Like that monkey is living so peacefully and it's because

737
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't have TikTok like dead ass. They need to

738
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: do like a test run and give monkeys like iPhones

739
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 1: that are connected to the internet and see what the

740
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: fuck happens.

741
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: Like I'm pretty sure they have. They gave them like neuralink.

742
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 3: No, that's like, oh they did. They literally did.

743
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: And they die.

744
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 3: They all died. That's what that's.

745
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 2: Brain. I'm a human. I can take that ship. I

746
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: swear to God. I want it so bad.

747
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: I don't think you will like that because you already think, bitch,

748
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: you went through a whole phase where you thought people

749
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 1: were following you. Oh my god, Drew.

750
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 3: Drew installing grinder into his brain.

751
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: He's like, get it out, Drew, just like just ignoring him,

752
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: faking like he's doing.

753
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: And talking shit about me while doing it. I'm grinder famous.

754
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's something to brag about.

755
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 4: Views the other day, they can they give you bitches

756
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 4: of view count over there.

757
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: I see. The thing is, I've never had any kind

758
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: of dating or hooking up app because I live in

759
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: real life and I get bitches in real life and

760
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: it's like super easy, like I get picked up quick,

761
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm after I'm hot, commodity like I don't. But yeah,

762
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: y'all are fucking freaks. I'm just never going back to LA.

763
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: I think, like, I don't like, I just don't feel

764
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: like I need.

765
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 2: To go back me being in LA. I'm gonna fly.

766
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: Okay to do this. I didn't go back to LA

767
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: because one, I want to see my family. So currently

768
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: when this episode goes up, I will be in Miami

769
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: and prepare my body to see Lady Gaga. Oh Hello,

770
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: where did you go?

771
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 2: Hello?

772
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: Why did you get off the screen?

773
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 2: How are you gonna see Gaga without me?

774
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I had to because you've been like, oh,

775
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: I'm straight, I'm straight, I'm straight. So I was like,

776
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to see Lady Gaga, Like.

777
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 2: I want to see your mother.

778
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: You did miss Lady Gaga though, so that is kind

779
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: of sad.

780
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 2: Is she gonna? Oh, I don't give a fuck about

781
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga?

782
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: Like who do you want to see? Like Jack carlow.

783
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 2: Yep, oh yeah, oh illo, mgk let go Griles, naked,

784
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 2: mouse naked like you just a couple to name it?

785
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 2: Things like you.

786
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 1: S can't say that about a woman you don't know,

787
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: Like that's that's just how you feel. Why do you

788
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: put your voice down so low, like it's like you're

789
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: playing a character. So then it makes me confused because

790
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: then I don't believe it.

791
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 2: You guys get so bloody pressed when.

792
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: A man, Oh you know what that reminds me. I'm

793
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna save a bunch of the topics I

794
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: have for when we're back at home because I feel

795
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: like it has to be the extravaganza episode. But why

796
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: will this always be a thing?

797
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 2: You get a rich us, you can get a blue one.

798
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: When people try to figure out our tongues are purple.

799
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: You cannot read, bitch.

800
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 2: That was crazy, Well I understood it was like why

801
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 2: we get we each get a slushy ones red, one's blue.

802
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 2: Then we make out and we make purple in our mouths.

803
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: Which one is not how that works, like that's it,

804
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: but why is that has always been like since the

805
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: dawn of time on the Internet, that has been like

806
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: a thing people say, like let's go to seven and

807
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 1: eleven and then make out like.

808
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 2: Like what are you talker?

809
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's very tumbler, but like the fact that

810
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: it's still happening with this like weird Vinny Hacker esque guy,

811
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, why will there always be like an awkwardly

812
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: buff like young man who's like talking like this? And

813
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: like why are there always people who want to see

814
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 1: someone talking like this? Like the world is genuinely way

815
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: too vast.

816
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 2: Like it is, girl, I was I stumbled. Do you

817
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 2: remember the coffee family on Vine, like Peyton Coffee all

818
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 2: those like that family, Well, I like they're basically like

819
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 2: a content house family, but they like are kind of

820
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 2: shrouded in like a lot of levels of love, like

821
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 2: they do love each other, but they all make content

822
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: and it's very scheduled or it seems very scheduled and

823
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 2: very and authentic. And it started with the dad on Vine. Well,

824
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 2: the kids got tiktoks, blew the fuck up on TikTok,

825
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,479
Speaker 2: Like they're massive, and I like went to their days

826
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 2: and I went to the boys. I G go to

827
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 2: his I G. It's crazy like on the photos, the

828
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 2: captions are like leave a like if you want to

829
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 2: date me? Or like why aren't we dating? Like I

830
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: want to date you? And like all this crazy shit

831
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 2: and like why are we dating?

832
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: I want to date you? Can I see you? Can

833
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: you please answer text?

834
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 2: It's literally crazy because like these little girls are like

835
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 2: I'll date you, I'll date you, I'll.

836
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: D you to go swimming. Who wants to go on

837
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: a date?

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00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 2: Back?

839
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: Why e physque update? Don't look at the caption, Look

840
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: at me, she said? Dressed nice? Who else is excited

841
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: for summer? Five people on my sorry post this on

842
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: their story and tag me, oh what more to come?

843
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: Like it's a one kiss is all it takes. Pick

844
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: up the phone, one cass, It's all it takes. Yeah,

845
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: I just.

846
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 2: Bitch, I got a zip of soda and I'm a

847
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 2: while in the fuck ut.

848
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: Is gross that you were drinking that that is what

849
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: is left behind at the gas station in the bathroom,

850
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: Like what you just picked up and.

851
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: You were drinking it. I need you to tell me

852
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 2: what this fucking is You carry on for just a second,

853
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 2: but I found something underneath the sink, and it is

854
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 2: actually maybe the most disgusting, scary thing I've ever seen

855
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: in my life.

856
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: I did you keep it?

857
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 2: Because I wanted to fucking ask you if you knew

858
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 2: what it was, because it's literally terrifying. It is maybe

859
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: the source of the black mold in our house hold

860
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 2: on Oh my god, this guy.

861
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, I just can't believe that there's always a

862
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: space on the Internet for stuff like that, and it's

863
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: like so crazy.

864
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 3: It's like, I feel like I saw this TikTok recently

865
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 3: where it was like it was like a a like

866
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 3: middle school lunch area and there are these two weird

867
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 3: kids like making out. It was like the weird couple

868
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 3: that were like way too physically affectionate and like weird's everybody.

869
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 2: I'm back. Are you ready? It's like, I actually don't

870
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 2: think you're ready. What the fuck is this? What is

871
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: this that's new? I know it's new, I don't know

872
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 2: what the fuck it is. Drink Oh my god, I

873
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 2: literally just realized what it is. It's my fucking cum jar.

874
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 2: I forgot about it. This is like I got.

875
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 1: Scared that it was something like really bad and you.

876
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: Were like, gon, know this is actually I don't know

877
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 2: what it is. Older. I asked Josh if you knew

878
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 2: what it was, and he was like no, and Josiah

879
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 2: watered my plants and I was like, what the fuck?

880
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: But there's it doesn't stink unless I haven't. The fact that.

881
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: You see that under the sink and you were brave enough.

882
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: To give it a whiff, well, no, I I grabbed

883
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 2: it out and I was like, I was like, I

884
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 2: need the water my plants. Oh, it's water Wednesday. Everybody,

885
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: you should change your watering schedule for your plants to Wednesday,

886
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 2: so you remember, ww water Wednesday. You only need to

887
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 2: water your plants once a week. That's a big mistake

888
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: everybody makes as they water them every day. That's why.

889
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 2: But I pulled it out and I was like, what

890
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 2: the fuck is this? And I was like, oh, maybe

891
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: it's just like plant, but no, it's nothing. It kind

892
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 2: of looks like dipspit if you've ever seen dipspit. One time,

893
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 2: I was at a my brother's seventh grade football game,

894
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: so I was probably like three or four. It's like

895
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: one of my most visceral memories. And we were sitting

896
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 2: in the stands, and I saw like a Gateorade bottle

897
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 2: in a soda a soda can, and then I had

898
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 2: my own Gatoray bottle, and the two other bottles were

899
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: my dad's, and I grabbed what I thought was my

900
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 2: Gateorade bottle. I opened it and drank it, and it

901
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 2: was my dad's dipspit. And I drank his spit mixed

902
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 2: with fucking nicotine and tobacco, and I drank it. And

903
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,120
Speaker 2: it was the most vile thing I have ever put

904
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,839
Speaker 2: into my body as a four year old at like

905
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 2: it was. It was crazy, and it wasn't the only

906
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 2: time that.

907
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: You clarifying as a four year old, like because you've

908
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: had worstship as of now, Like as a four year old,

909
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: that was the worst thing ever, But now it's probably.

910
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 2: I started doing crazy shit.

911
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: It sounded like you needed like government involvement in your childhood.

912
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, alright, wait ky, what were you saying? You

913
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: said the TikTok the two weird kids.

914
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 3: It was just like, yeah, it was like an eighth

915
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 3: grade lunch area and there are these two like kids

916
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 3: like all over each other, like straddling each other. True,

917
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: what are you? What are you doing?

918
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 1: Okay, oh he's lip syncing. He's lip syncing too.

919
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 3: Oh okay. Yeah, so they were like straddling each other.

920
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 3: And then the comments was like why are they Why

921
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 3: is there always like a super horny, weird couple at

922
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 3: everybody's middle school? And I was like, I had that

923
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,959
Speaker 3: at my At my school, there were like weird kids

924
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 3: that were for doras.

925
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 2: And I'm so envious of those kids because they are

926
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: able to be themselves. Oh my fucking god. Wait, they

927
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 2: took my advice and be yourself because first you have

928
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 2: to love yourself.

929
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: They were taking your advice, Like why do you keep

930
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: saying that, Like you've definitely been told that are you

931
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: gonna love.

932
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: Someone else if you don't even love yourself?

933
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 3: That one's good too, Drew. You should write that down.

934
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 2: Can you write it down? No? But I fully know

935
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 2: what you mean. And I am unironically like jealous of

936
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 2: those kids because they fully are literally themselves and they're

937
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 2: okay with it. And I bet they were raised by

938
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 2: really cool parents. Yeah.

939
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 3: I never had that experience because I was like quarterback,

940
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 3: like I had that. Yeah, exactly.

941
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: Well, in my middle school, all the popular kids were

942
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: the horny ones, like the quiet kids, like, we're not

943
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: like the horny ones, Like the popular kids were always

944
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: ones being fucking horny and doing crazy shit.

945
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be one of those quiet, weird kids,

946
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: but I faked it.

947
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,439
Speaker 1: That's when you made it. Yeah you did.

948
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: You're still now. I'm an inspiration to all of them.

949
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 2: And I love you. Look look at me, Look at me.

950
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: I love you. I love you. Why don't we go

951
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 2: on a date. Leave it? Like if you want to

952
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 2: date me?

953
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: I want like someone to go into my ear with

954
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 1: like a pressure washer.

955
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 2: Girl, I have a penis. I can do pressure washing

956
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 2: with my wiener.

957
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just like take it and you know when

958
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: you bend a host so that the pressure is like stronger,

959
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: I'll just do that with your wiener while you're you.

960
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 2: Just pinched the tip a little bit, put your thumb

961
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 2: over it.

962
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay.

963
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 2: So there was this TikTok of worms that have been

964
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 2: had had their guts populated with literally me plastic plastic

965
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 2: eating bacteria. So these worms can eat bacteria and then

966
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 2: the I mean eat plastic in the bacteria and their

967
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 2: guts dissolve it and make it what is it compost waste? Yeah,

968
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 2: bio waste. I don't know, but it's like it makes

969
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 2: it so these worms can eat plastic and survive and

970
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,280
Speaker 2: then break down plastic as well, so it's life saving,

971
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 2: earth saving whatever. Why was I tagged in that video?

972
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 2: I actually don't know why, but I was tagged in

973
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 2: that video more than any other videos.

974
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: Because you've talked about it. That's how I know about that.

975
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 2: Actually talked about it.

976
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were. You were like, they they've done this,

977
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: and they need to like step it up so that

978
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: we could just keep using classic, which is actually one

979
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 1: of my notes. I was like, damn, it's actually shameful

980
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: that plastic is so bad because it is so fun.

981
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: Like I love little plastic things like that's it, I think,

982
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: And I love being wasteful.

983
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I was about to say, you're losing me there,

984
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: but I like being assuming as much garbage and shit

985
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 2: as possible. To fill the landfill and create more garbage

986
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 2: on the ocean islands is actually my goal, Like that's

987
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 2: really what I want to Yeah, that's what.

988
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, Like everybody, I just like to be going

989
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: against the grain, and I feel like everybody is like,

990
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: oh my god, we got to do this. We got

991
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: to do that, but I think, like, I'm going to

992
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 1: buy an island and see how fast I can feel

993
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: it with my own track.

994
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: That is actually fucking genius new mister Beast video idea,

995
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 2: Mister Beach, mister.

996
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: Pace is the least sustainable human.

997
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 2: On her Okay, speaking of sustainability, this kind of taps

998
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 2: in so like, if you look around my room, it's

999
00:50:56,040 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 2: pretty like maximalist, like I have everything all it, all

1000
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 2: the time. Today it was the first time that I

1001
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 2: came home and I was like I was already kind

1002
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 2: of in like a bad mood, not like a bad mood,

1003
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 2: but just like it could have became a bad mood.

1004
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 2: And I looked around at my space and I freaked

1005
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: the fuck out. I was like, there's too much shit

1006
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: in here, it's too collectered. Now I'm okay with it,

1007
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 2: but like, I haven't ever felt that about my space,

1008
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 2: and it scared me because it's the beginning of the end.

1009
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have to get rid of everything.

1010
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 2: You know. What it is is the bedroom I stayed

1011
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 2: in New York was like perfect, Oh yeah, it was

1012
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 2: just so like a yeah.

1013
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: But I think about that too. I'm like, damn, at

1014
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: one point. Well, I stopped having stuff, but I like

1015
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: having stuff. I think we just need to do a

1016
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,359
Speaker 1: better job at like spreading it through the house. But

1017
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,439
Speaker 1: that would mean like buying more furniture for the rest

1018
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: of the house. And I'm like, are we gonna move?

1019
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: Like what is our issue? Like, I don't know.

1020
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 2: I sent you a new house. I sent you a

1021
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 2: new listing that is literally below our budget. Four bedrooms,

1022
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: three bath and it has house in the back. One

1023
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 2: of the bedrooms is a house in the back that

1024
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 2: has a kitchen in its own bathroom attached. So we

1025
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: can make that either the podcast story studio or my

1026
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 2: bedroom either one.

1027
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: Well, I actually just looked it up and fucking Charlie

1028
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 1: bought the house.

1029
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 2: Themelia Yeah Charlie Charlie challenge. Put two pencils on top

1030
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: of each other and ask.

1031
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: Dixy looks so good with the shaved hand.

1032
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: He fucking ate down. I don't do that shit about

1033
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 2: her not eating because she fucking ate I.

1034
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,479
Speaker 1: Would not survive with a shaved head.

1035
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 2: You kind of did, though you have like a tiny

1036
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 2: little haircut.

1037
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: I just have to like I have like a like

1038
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: a wider baby face, and I don't have the jawnline

1039
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: for that from certain angles.

1040
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 3: Itch.

1041
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 2: No, if I had a shaved head, I would literally

1042
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,399
Speaker 2: look like a neanderthal. Like, I would literally look so bad.

1043
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 2: I already have like kind of the like caveman forehead

1044
00:52:55,360 --> 00:53:01,439
Speaker 2: a bit, and if I shave my head, it would

1045
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 2: be bad.

1046
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: We'll just shave that braw bone down. Girl, you're my neanderthal.

1047
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 2: Maybe, yeah, well, I'm just like a furry man. I

1048
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: have hair all over my body and like I love

1049
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 2: my fur and like, yeah, you.

1050
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 3: Got a nice big cock too.

1051
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: It's funny because you only get so many words to

1052
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: share every single episode, and those are the ones you choose.

1053
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 3: I know, I have like a tweet amount of words

1054
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 3: each episode.

1055
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: We'll give you one twenty.

1056
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 2: Character forty four characters.

1057
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: Okay, this headphone is like actually hurting my ear. I

1058
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 1: feel like I'm bitch. Im about to start fucking answering

1059
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: calls with this big bitch of my ear.

1060
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 2: The one TikTok, the twink and the mean girl. Oh

1061
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 2: friend putting on.

1062
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 4: The mean lady?

1063
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, her boyfriend putting on her program, which

1064
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 2: I fucking love being called a program of the twink

1065
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 2: and the mean Lady.

1066
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: I know I was like, you know what, that is

1067
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: a pretty good first straight twin, first straight twink right here, No, Drew,

1068
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: I think they like, I don't know that they identify

1069
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: you as straight, which maybe we have to clarify that

1070
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 1: you are the first straight twink.

1071
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 2: Oh no, I commented it okay alert.

1072
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: And I saw that and I was like, damn, am

1073
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: I really classified as the mean lady? And then I

1074
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, like on my friend Leebwood, shit,

1075
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: like yeah, on my friend Lee Wwitch Joan Rivers Yeah,

1076
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: and fuck you bitches, I will.

1077
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,439
Speaker 2: Say, but being bitter and hateful is over.

1078
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like I've been like tapping out, like

1079
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 1: you would be shocked. Someone brought someone up that I

1080
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: would love to talk about, and I was like, you

1081
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: know what, I'm not gonna be giving my energy here anymore.

1082
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: But I will continue to be hateful like there is

1083
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: no one doing that, Like God gave me that one

1084
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 1: strain of DNA that makes me bitter and hateful and

1085
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 1: honestly like it is my one joy in life is

1086
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: like complaining and being a fucking cunt. Like I am

1087
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 1: nice to the people I love and I am nice

1088
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: to strangers, but if you do anything that deserves. Hey,

1089
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm nice to strangers, to the ones you love. No,

1090
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: to the ones who haven't given me a reason to

1091
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: be a bitch.

1092
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 2: I'm just fucking with you, and.

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00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: Even ones who like give me a reason to be

1094
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: a bitch. Usually I'm too frightful to actually be mean

1095
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,439
Speaker 1: to strangers because I'm like, you know what, that's not worth.

1096
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 2: They're gonna hit me.

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00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, you're crazy and you might fucking hit me, bitch. Yeah,

1098
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: but yeah I will.

1099
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: I will be better than hateful. I think I'm tapping

1100
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 2: out of it for now. It comes in waves like

1101
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, I love being hateful. I love being hateful.

1102
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: I am the meanest person alive. And then I dip

1103
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 2: way deep down and I'm like, I don't want to

1104
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 2: partake in the shit talking. Like as much as I

1105
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 2: used to love it, it just isn't for me right now. However,

1106
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 2: of course, I say this every single time there is

1107
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:55,920
Speaker 2: one person when their name is brought up, I.

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00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: It's going down.

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00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 2: It's deserved, It's deserved. Let me just say that much.

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00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 1: Also, like we need to clarify we don't sit around

1111
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: and like talk shit. What we really do is sit

1112
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: around with our friends and put on really fucked up

1113
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: dumb videos on YouTube and then crack up at it

1114
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: and the fucked up dumb videos of question, aren't that

1115
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: fucked up and domb We're literally like, let's look up lightning.

1116
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 2: And flooding about to say, chance is futile when life

1117
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 2: is infinite? Think about that?

1118
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 1: Life is not infinite?

1119
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 2: Well like the universe?

1120
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 3: True? True?

1121
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 2: Think about that. I'm thinking like, basically, if the universe

1122
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 2: is infinite and if time is infinite. Sorry, I fucked

1123
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 2: up the quote. Chance is futile when time is infinite.

1124
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 2: If it really does go on forever and ever and

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00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 2: ever and ever, in eighty trillion billion quadrillion years, there

1126
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: will be another universe where we host a podcast and

1127
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 2: accept of it doing well, it tanks and flops.

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00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: Bitch, true, that's what's happening.

1129
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 2: Are we in our flap era?

1130
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: We're in our flop era?

1131
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 2: Well, no, what it is is We're not in our

1132
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 2: flap era because the same people tune in each week,

1133
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 2: but not enough bitches are making tiktoks.

1134
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, like where are the first?

1135
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 5: You know?

1136
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 1: What it is? Too? Is like I don't. I'm always

1137
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: like where why don't people thirst over me as if

1138
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 1: I don't post a photo every once a month. And

1139
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: it's like the photo of me in question is literally

1140
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: dark light and like you can't see me.

1141
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 2: I'd like to take ig pictures I haven't posted since me. Well,

1142
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 2: well broke up.

1143
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 1: We have the nude ones of you. Oh I actually

1144
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 1: I caught up with Bella and like, she misses you.

1145
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: She misses you a lot. She she was like, granted,

1146
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: like she was off a kin or two, but she

1147
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: was like she was going in. She was like, I

1148
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: missed them, Like I miss his smell sometimes when I

1149
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: walk by, like like like a wet towel that's been

1150
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: out for too long and like was folded up on itself.

1151
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, like that it'll do remind me of

1152
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: True And I miss him a lot.

1153
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 2: And yeah, are you like are you are you telling

1154
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 2: the truth right now?

1155
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: Because I'm freaking lying. Bitch, I didn't fucking hang out

1156
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: with belhadid Are you dumb? Like why, like in what

1157
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: world would shell yourself?

1158
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 2: Bitch? Die die? You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

1159
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 4: Ew me when I'm on a eagle at the age

1160
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 4: of ten and I'm covering my camera, all right, Well

1161
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 4: that was it for this episode.

1162
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for listening. And here's my media.

1163
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: Also good news, I will not be cutting my hair anymore.

1164
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: It's finally at a healthy length and I cut off

1165
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: all the dead ends. I know people are gonna be like,

1166
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, it feels like your hair hasn't been growing,

1167
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 1: But it's actually because I've been cutting it a lot,

1168
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: so don't be mean to me. No one said that

1169
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:02,360
Speaker 1: to me. That's just me, like being insecure. I have

1170
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: really bad news because I've still just been listening to

1171
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: Amplified Heart. It's literally like the only thing I listened to.

1172
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: I liked that new Khalila song Washed Away, and then

1173
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: I was listening to Stereo Lab. But that will be

1174
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: ending because I won't be seeing them, and it will

1175
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: make me.

1176
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 2: Say, yeah, I'm seeing Stereolab on the fifteenth.

1177
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,919
Speaker 1: I Love Your Smile by Shnis. Is still something in rotation? Yeah,

1178
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: I have nothing new in rotation, Sorry guys. Oh but

1179
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 1: I did watch Funny Pages and I really liked it.

1180
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: Good movies, really did movie. And I watched class Action

1181
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: Park and I loved it. Except I hate when like

1182
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: fucking people who are in their forties are like I

1183
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: just grew up at a different time. Oh man, it

1184
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 1: was the fucking best, which is like something we do.

1185
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 1: We're always like we're the lust generation that went outside,

1186
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 1: but these bitches are like we went outside. We were

1187
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 1: like our parents didn't check up on us. And I

1188
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:11,280
Speaker 1: was like, so you mean CPS was supposed to be involved.

1189
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you bragging about, bitch?

1190
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, word well, uh, I've been listening to

1191
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 2: a lot of new stuff recently. Actually, obviously I have

1192
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 2: to shout out Young Lean's new songs. Lazy Summer Day

1193
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 2: is actually a smash hit and y'all need to recognize

1194
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 2: now before it blows up later so you can say, oh,

1195
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 2: I was there before it blew up, because this is

1196
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 2: another like pop off song for him. I've been getting into.

1197
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 2: I think it's Bauhaus b a U H a U S.

1198
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 2: And I really like Bela Lugo. C's Dead the official version,

1199
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 2: that's really good. Been listening to Big Thief a little bit,

1200
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: so like Mary and Cattails are like really really nice,

1201
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 2: and Dragon New Warm Mountain I believe or something like that.

1202
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: Also, hearing that live was awesome. We never I don't

1203
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 1: know if we ever said, but they invited us to

1204
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:05,919
Speaker 1: the show and it was so good.

1205
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was literally such it was insane. Is so good,

1206
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:18,400
Speaker 2: it's sick for sick is so good. But also this

1207
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 2: is a crazy new development. Mazi star is in my rotation.

1208
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: Oh you've been You've been tapping into missus Mazziana.

1209
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,720
Speaker 2: I haven't gone too deep yet. I've only really listened

1210
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 2: and listened to like Fade into You and Cry Cry.

1211
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 2: But Fade into You is like on this same level

1212
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 2: of hyper as like hyperballad in my brain, where like

1213
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 2: I can scream every single lyric to that song and

1214
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 2: I like and I can listen to it over and

1215
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 2: over and over again, and it's one of those songs

1216
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 2: that it's so embarrassing but I put it on and

1217
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 2: I literally feel like the main character, Like I am

1218
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: like the main character.

1219
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: It's just such a good song. You should listen to

1220
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: the album among my swan so the one that Cry

1221
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 1: Cry is on. I love that album. Also, you have

1222
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: like a minute left because Zone is gonna cut us off.

1223
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 2: And then Uh. For media, I've been watching for movies

1224
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 2: and TV. I've been watching the new Game of Throne

1225
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:17,439
Speaker 2: spin off really good, but with all that said, thank

1226
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 2: you guys so fucking much for listening. We love you, genuinely,

1227
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 2: thank you, like on ironically, thank you for tuning in

1228
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 2: each and every week like you are amazing.

1229
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: And can't wait to be back at home in our

1230
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: stink dungeon, in our stinky dungeon set