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Speaker 2: Thanks listening to two cool moms. I'm Joe Gatto, always

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Speaker 2: on fucking point. Jesus Christ, you're here, he's spelling water.

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Speaker 3: You're not even doing anything, you guys, you got a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a shot camera. It's all over. I dumped

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Speaker 3: Some would say it was an accident and I should

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Speaker 3: feel bad or embarrassed, but it was. It was calculated

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Speaker 3: and they were gonna start, and I wasn't ready to start,

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Speaker 3: and I was just like.

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Speaker 1: Joining us as spells volcano Sally spells volcanoes and from

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Speaker 1: Staten Island.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 1: The message. I saw it happen because I said, how

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Speaker 1: is everything at home?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you go great, and then you tipped it

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Speaker 5: over and the minute, the minute, it didn't even go

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Speaker 1: It was like this, and you just went.

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Speaker 3: That's very indicative of every second of my entire life.

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Speaker 4: Really, that's that's a reflection of me. I came in

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Speaker 3: I was on a call, a meeting that didn't end

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Speaker 3: on time on the drive and so I was double

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Speaker 3: and then we had to park the car.

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Speaker 4: And then I walked the wrong way and looked up and.

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Speaker 3: I was out like like ninety like I was like

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Speaker 4: This is like one twenty five.

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Speaker 3: I was out like literally like ninety and I was

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Speaker 3: in front of it and just kept walking and then

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Speaker 3: I came up here.

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Speaker 4: You don't know about this. I came up here. I

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Speaker 4: got in the elevator. It's like one of these new

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Speaker 1: You don't have the buttons.

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Speaker 4: Yeah Fi, I almost said, is that all right?

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Speaker 6: You can say fucking okay.

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Speaker 3: I got one of these new new elevators now that

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Speaker 3: they think they I don't know. Maybe they're efficient too something.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what happened, just like up down, tell

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Speaker 3: me the floor, right. I think the most simple way

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Speaker 3: to go to that up and I'll push you one again.

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Speaker 3: But I pushed seven and then I got in a

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Speaker 4: The elevator anymore. And the guy got out.

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Speaker 3: Of eleven and I stayed at eleven and then the

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Speaker 4: And I was like, what.

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Speaker 3: Am I supposed? I thought it was at least bringing

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Speaker 3: and I said, I've been in from inside the eleven.

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Speaker 4: I got here one hour and you have to leave

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Speaker 4: it ten minutes in turn because of that ran late.

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Speaker 4: This is rand late. My next one runs late, and

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Speaker 4: I have one more to that.

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Speaker 3: And I came in, sat down, promptly, dropped seventeen ounces

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Speaker 3: of water right all the thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, so thanks for being here today. I know you

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Speaker 1: have a meeting to get to a great time.

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Speaker 4: Can I get a water though? For real? Thank you

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Speaker 4: so much. I'm trying to drink more water now, just stop.

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Speaker 1: Can I get a Straw's a straw? This so out?

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Speaker 4: You give me a blessing.

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Speaker 1: I was exposed to how you can't.

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Speaker 4: Hold gotta be careful with it. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: We could really, we could really do something with this.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I know this is gonna go off these right

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Speaker 7: away for the joke for the next two episodes.

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Speaker 1: So the VIC theater, the nice mixed nice Yeah, how's

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Speaker 1: this will sound? Sounds great? Sounds great like an eight

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Speaker 4: M M S A R A C S M R.

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Speaker 3: Sit back in our lives are listening to the sounds

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Speaker 3: of the two two months podcasts?

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Speaker 1: Are you nervous?

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Speaker 6: Tell me about your your voyage with comedy? How did

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Speaker 6: you start?

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine? I came and I'm like, what's the

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Speaker 1: best prank you ever? Paul?

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Speaker 4: I'll show you right now.

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Speaker 1: Please, if you're watching, please.

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Speaker 3: Please, If you know someone who knows someone, a friend, someone,

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Speaker 3: if it's if you know someone in entertainment, if you

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Speaker 3: know someone that introviews people, if you know someone has

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Speaker 3: a talk show, if you know someone in this podcast,

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Speaker 3: if you have a family, mom, or a friend that

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Speaker 3: asks questions, tell.

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Speaker 4: People not to fucking ask me anything about Impractical.

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Speaker 3: Jokers ever again, because it's been on for twelve years

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Speaker 3: and apparently every time I sit down everyone asks the

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Speaker 4: For twelve years. Right, twelve years? Tell me about little skits.

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Speaker 4: I want to go on to record.

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Speaker 3: Craziest, craziest mark you ever did?

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Speaker 2: Oh camera, I want to go to record, right you

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Speaker 2: have favorite punishment? I want to go to a record

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Speaker 2: right now, to answer a question. We are still friends?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, that too, like do you still do you

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Speaker 4: still talk to them? Oh yeah, we get that. You

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Speaker 4: probably got that million times.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Good.

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Speaker 4: I noticed a lot of stains on these counches.

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Speaker 2: Well, a lot of people come around thrown water all

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Speaker 4: I mean there's a lot well chemistry here.

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Speaker 2: This looks like, well, the whole thing there was just

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Speaker 2: there's just furniture around here. We normally have a table

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Speaker 2: couches that were outside. But ten minutes before you came

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Speaker 1: We move couches.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, what about the episode before this?

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Speaker 6: No, No, we do a table. We do a table once,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a table.

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Speaker 1: When you're here, cool.

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Speaker 2: Couchre you're well, yeah, we have guests when we have

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, yeah, look at this right? Yeah, well depending what.

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Speaker 4: By the way, thank you, bud.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we're you. You have podcasts, So, like, what's it

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Speaker 1: Yes, I well you you.

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Speaker 4: You you have not been on yet.

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Speaker 1: I've been on both.

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Speaker 2: I've been on Hay Babe and I've been on Taste

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Speaker 2: Buds and tomorrow I need a co host.

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Speaker 4: But you're out of town.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're supposed to we're supposed to do Taste.

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Speaker 2: Buds and you weren't there. And then we had to

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Speaker 2: cancel on DeRosa and he got really upset with us.

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Speaker 1: Well, remember that there was a we weren't even know

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Speaker 5: Down, Remember the president was president closed down the streetsible

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Speaker 1: We're not getting down there.

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Speaker 4: The cars And he was like he was the president

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Speaker 6: You know. But you know me, I'm not a canceler

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Speaker 6: like you know me. I don't cancel. I I keep myself.

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Speaker 1: There was no way to do. I'm freaking you know,

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Speaker 1: but I'm saying, but Joe DeRosa takes a person.

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Speaker 6: We haven't spoken since.

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Speaker 4: No, No, he's an idiot. I know.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is two cool moms and here we talk

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Speaker 2: so you you know, with the craziness that was Jerry Gaddo.

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Speaker 6: But your mom is equally as fun, Adele.

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Speaker 1: We love her.

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Speaker 3: She's fun, she's she's equally as fun to laugh.

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Speaker 6: And I think your your mom is definitely giving.

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Speaker 3: I got, I got, I got tons of it. Actually,

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Speaker 6: And especially mam a lot.

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Speaker 4: Well, she's involved a lot in of things.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, something will revolve around her and some things that

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Speaker 5: Yeah you say that, I can smell my grandfather's cause

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Speaker 4: You know what I used to do to my mom?

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Speaker 3: They get like six or seven in one day. It's

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Speaker 3: a it's a core man and you get the spoon though,

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Speaker 3: yeah get it. You get my mom like my mom

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Speaker 3: threw stuffy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she threw stuff. It was brushes, spoons.

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Speaker 1: Was there was there ever a time she really connected though.

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Speaker 3: Often Nolan Ryan, it was less time that she didn't

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Speaker 6: Yeah, my mom she was, she was good.

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Speaker 6: Like a shield.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're the older brother, right, so you had

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Speaker 2: When I grabbed the wooden spoon I pulled out of

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Speaker 3: At least you did it, comedian, I did it when

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Speaker 4: You had to get past. But you, guys, it was

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Speaker 5: My dad, like your dad looks, I always say, he

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Speaker 4: He looks like a imposing guy. He was.

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Speaker 3: He was always a fit guy. I always went to

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Speaker 5: But like when I saw your dad, like it reminded

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still like dad too.

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Speaker 4: You like, you know, kind of.

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Speaker 5: He's got like an Irish glint though in his eye

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Speaker 3: Like a cat. Yeah, he's losing a sight. I've hung

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Speaker 5: But like when I see, like I shook your dad's hand,

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Speaker 3: Like he goes take a look to the gym every day.

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Speaker 3: He's got those the guy that you punch. It's just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know in the gym is it half body?

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Speaker 4: It's like it's a half body.

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Speaker 2: Your dad's hand chicks strong your like when you shake

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Speaker 1: It's not when I remember it was like in Vegas

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, because he's dead.

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Speaker 1: My dad's dead.

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Speaker 2: I wish my dad could be punching something. He's punching,

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Speaker 2: and he's punching to get out of the coffin. He's

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Speaker 4: He's still getting used it.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not used to it. I don't.

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Speaker 1: Let's call you a life father. See how that doing so?

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Speaker 4: I did.

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Speaker 2: I did get to spend a lot of time with

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Speaker 2: your mom. I mean, I'm sorry you got to spend

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Speaker 3: My advice to anyone out there is whatever you thought

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Speaker 4: On, put slided ten years, slater ten years. My mom

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Speaker 3: ten years so that you could play your thirties like

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Speaker 4: Twenties and the just extend that.

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Speaker 1: And then uh, because then you get money too. You

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Speaker 4: Save up some money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not to take away anything from my family

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, but like that that's a lot of

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but then I did.

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Speaker 3: Then I just kept going though and that I didn't

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Speaker 3: I I mean I've had like six male adult sleepovers

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Speaker 4: But they're fun.

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Speaker 3: You shouldn't not get I mean, have you ever seen

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Speaker 3: I Think you should leave Uhes comedy show on Netflix

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Speaker 3: with Tim Robbins, Tim Robinson, he has this one bit

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Speaker 4: Paul Walter Houser amazing actor. He's in everything. He's in Blackbird,

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Speaker 4: he played the serial killer. Yeah, but he's a really

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Speaker 1: He's like the first time I saw oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And he did Richard Jewel and things like that. He's

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Speaker 1: He's like an actor now, but he was like doing

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Speaker 1: He won.

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Speaker 4: He won Best Actor.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable the Emmys for the for Blackbird, which, by the way,

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Speaker 4: Think you should leave. We just talked about about sleep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, and they're playing polker. Do you see

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Speaker 3: And they all laugh and then he just drade Adrians

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Speaker 4: And she's like, don't worry about Jimmy Taco.

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Speaker 3: And then he comes to and he goes, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I did that.

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Speaker 4: Guy nice and we're just kidding.

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Speaker 3: He's like, no, I shouldn't have done it, and he goes,

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Speaker 3: I gotta go, and they go whatever his name is.

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Speaker 4: Like, Bob, you always leave.

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Speaker 1: Stay.

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Speaker 3: You said you was staying the night, and they whipped

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Speaker 4: Went back and said, just stay, it's my birthday. One

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 6: I just acted.

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Speaker 3: I thought it's funny that watch it, but it's I

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Speaker 3: love that guy I got then just Tim Robinson, It's

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Speaker 3: like the show is great.

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Speaker 4: The funniest person I think quotes it constantly.

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Speaker 3: I speak in it. It's like Seinfeld for me now.

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Speaker 3: I literally I've seen every episode like thirty times. Would

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Speaker 3: I won't spill it? I just I just drink a

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Speaker 3: I've been trying to drink a lot of water.

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Speaker 1: Was it was his deal? He was on SNL and

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Speaker 1: then did he leave?

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Speaker 6: He thinks you should leaves.

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Speaker 3: He was a writer and then he was a cast member.

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Speaker 3: And I just don't think they understood how to use him.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, sound so glad you came.

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Speaker 1: You really understand the whole podcast world.

451
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,159
Speaker 3: So your mom, we have so many stories man with

452
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,440
Speaker 3: your mom. Oh, for sure your mom is crazy.

453
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:13,880
Speaker 4: I mean I don't.

454
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,720
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure you've told every story about your mom.

455
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,320
Speaker 3: But we told a bunch just like a one of

456
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,240
Speaker 3: a kind, really really funny.

457
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

458
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,480
Speaker 2: But she she like genuinely like liked when you would

459
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,440
Speaker 2: be around to which is fun.

460
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,119
Speaker 4: Like I called her every Mother's Day. I slept over

461
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:25,479
Speaker 4: there all day.

462
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:26,560
Speaker 1: She would always be like that too.

463
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,440
Speaker 6: She'd be like I remember a couple of Mother's Day

464
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,280
Speaker 6: like you like beat me to call on her.

465
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,080
Speaker 2: Really She's like, you know, I talked to South like Mom,

466
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,320
Speaker 2: it's nine am you got off like.

467
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,720
Speaker 1: A bought You probably called her on the way home.

468
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,600
Speaker 1: I saw first, Yeah, I know it's not my house.

469
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,600
Speaker 1: She uh yeah.

470
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,879
Speaker 4: She would always like be excited at me.

471
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,000
Speaker 1: Twenty four flowers.

472
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, you like, she'd call him.

473
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,320
Speaker 3: I'm in Atlantic City, I'm hitting big gets out. Come

474
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,720
Speaker 3: down down, the rooms.

475
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,800
Speaker 4: Are waiting for you. Really, we just drive down there.

476
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,360
Speaker 4: I didn't gamble, end of a gambled like a dollar

477
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:58,840
Speaker 4: in my left.

478
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,679
Speaker 3: And then she would just gam and then we just

479
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,520
Speaker 3: go eat like straight up seafood towers out.

480
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:07,920
Speaker 4: The crabs, just fresh crabs per person. Yeah, when you're

481
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,000
Speaker 4: like this is three to four, you.

482
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,960
Speaker 3: Know, and then like it's a two, it's a fourteer towers.

483
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,040
Speaker 3: If he's three to four people, you know, it's like whatever.

484
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,919
Speaker 3: And she's just like we'll have one for everybody. And

485
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,080
Speaker 3: then it was they was like smoking with dry ice

486
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,040
Speaker 3: and they would just dring out like ten seafood towers.

487
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,920
Speaker 2: She used to tell me she used to she ran

488
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,280
Speaker 2: that city. She used to be like, I'm like, mom,

489
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,640
Speaker 2: I'm going down with the guys. We would go even

490
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,359
Speaker 2: without her, so like we're going down and she's like,

491
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,199
Speaker 2: all right, you're gonna go to the Oaks. Okay, that

492
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,879
Speaker 2: was the steakhouse. Steakhouse in uh in the Hilton, that's

493
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:33,480
Speaker 2: where she rocked.

494
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,840
Speaker 1: She goes, you're gonna go to the Oaks.

495
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Speaker 6: You're gonna see Walter. Okay.

496
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:38,640
Speaker 2: Walton knows you're coming. He Woldon knows you're coming. As

497
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,960
Speaker 2: we'd walk in and be like, Hi, I'm Jerry, go yeah,

498
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,320
Speaker 2: I know you are. Come on to be a table

499
00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:45,320
Speaker 2: in the back set up already, everything there right, and.

500
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,679
Speaker 6: Then they would just come. We wouldn't even order, they

501
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,280
Speaker 6: would just bring everything out to us, and then we

502
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,120
Speaker 6: were like, oh, we have to pay.

503
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 2: It's like, don't worry about it, you know, wow, go

504
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,240
Speaker 2: on my mom's I realized quickly after my mother passed

505
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,040
Speaker 2: away that she owed hundreds of thousands of collars.

506
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,639
Speaker 3: He's like, they're like ringing shoe. Hey, this is uh

507
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,479
Speaker 3: Walter from the this is Walter from the Oaks. I'm

508
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 3: in the accounting department. Your mother is into us for

509
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,080
Speaker 3: seven hundred and three seafood towns.

510
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,240
Speaker 1: We make the check out to Walter the Oaks. Yeah.

511
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,119
Speaker 1: But like we used to go.

512
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,040
Speaker 2: Down, the rooms would be there and everything, and then

513
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,840
Speaker 2: there'd be times where we would go down. She would

514
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,400
Speaker 2: already be in bed when we had gotten there, because

515
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,919
Speaker 2: it'd be a while from stettan On Wou'd either be

516
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,439
Speaker 2: going out and we'd be like a last minute thing

517
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,399
Speaker 2: like let's go down, and we'd wake up and we

518
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 2: would I would be like, oh, we're going into our

519
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 2: room at like twelve o'clock, one o'clock, like we're getting there,

520
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,200
Speaker 2: you know, getting changed to go out whatever, and there's

521
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,600
Speaker 2: my mom at the dollar pokem machines.

522
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Speaker 4: Hey babe, like playing the just still love doing it.

523
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:37,520
Speaker 6: She was crazy, all right.

524
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,919
Speaker 3: The first time I ever got a professional massage was

525
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,359
Speaker 3: on one of those trips I guess, like I just

526
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,080
Speaker 3: I was like, I never got one before.

527
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,200
Speaker 4: I always thought it was weird.

528
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 3: And we were at a nice hotel or whatever, and

529
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,560
Speaker 3: there was like whatever this it's called the Red Door.

530
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 4: I don't know what red door spa whatever that is,

531
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,680
Speaker 4: right fancy.

532
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 3: So I was like, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go

533
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 3: for and I was with my my my girlfriend still

534
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:05,000
Speaker 3: my lady at the time, and uh we uh I

535
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 3: got a couples and and it was astronomically, it was astronomical.

536
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,280
Speaker 3: It was like six hundred dollars for a couple of massage,

537
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,359
Speaker 3: you know, for like an hour or whatever. But I

538
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,520
Speaker 3: was like, I've never done this. I'm not paying for anything.

539
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 3: I'll you know, I've never done I've never done assage,

540
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,439
Speaker 3: let alone of couples.

541
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,120
Speaker 4: And it was terrible.

542
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,439
Speaker 3: I got a Swedish. I didn't know much about it.

543
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 3: I got a Swedish. Do you know what Swedish massage is?

544
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:26,919
Speaker 1: That where they like really dig in.

545
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 4: That called a really digging massage.

546
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 3: That's a tissue like Swedish is like like the relaxation.

547
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 3: Apparently Swedes replicate air touching. They just went like this

548
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 3: look and I was like, oh, this is like the precursor.

549
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: It's like petting.

550
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is. It's like it's like swirling on you.

551
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 1: What's the one? What's the what's the boss?

552
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 4: Do you want to be? You want to be a missus?

553
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 4: Sweets monsus? You are one?

554
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 1: Could you do you have hands?

555
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 4: Work?

556
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,159
Speaker 1: And did you do this?

557
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 3: I kept laying there like all right, it's gonna kick

558
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 3: in soon, like it's been a while, and then kick

559
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,439
Speaker 3: in like they what what Swedish means is they probably

560
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 3: touch you lightly for one hour and then strong for

561
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 3: an hour and then she was like, it's it's like

562
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,160
Speaker 3: the hands she used to tap me. I couldn't distinguish

563
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 3: it from it's over to that's what she was doing

564
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 3: the whole time anyway, And I got I got so

565
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 3: pissed off because I doubled on that I paid double Yeah,

566
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,159
Speaker 3: and I was like, I was turned off her massage.

567
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 1: Did your lady enjoy yourself?

568
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 4: No? I think she understood what I meant.

569
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 3: She said, yeah, we shouldn't have got Swedish.

570
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,360
Speaker 4: I was off massage just for quite some time.

571
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 1: That then we brought you back hard.

572
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 3: Well then, well then then I learned about the massage

573
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 3: pollos here in the city that are way more affordable

574
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 3: with people that are definitely like experts like that practice

575
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 3: practice like ancient techniques.

576
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 4: Now I get like a no joke.

577
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 3: I get like a one hour massage for maybe thirty dollars.

578
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 3: And the woman literally, I mean, I mean she's she

579
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 3: she might have like her her ancestry might have wroten

580
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 3: like the manual to.

581
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 4: Like some of these techniques, the Chinese massages.

582
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 3: The Chinese massage. Yeah, and they usually old joyman and

583
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 3: then you think they're going to be fragile. Friend, they

584
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,919
Speaker 3: got a lifetime of like a massage strengthened his fingers.

585
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 4: I remember her first.

586
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 2: Times and had a woman jumped on a woman jumped

587
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 2: on the table, jumped on the right up and they

588
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 2: got the poll on jump right up there and she

589
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 2: does this whole little thing.

590
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 1: I remember best.

591
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 4: That's a tie.

592
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 1: It was with Bessie.

593
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 2: We're living on Wall Street with Murray. Murray tells me

594
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: about Bessie wakes up, she has like a really bad kink.

595
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 2: She's like, oh my, I got this thing going on.

596
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 2: She's like I need some mars, Like, oh, go down

597
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 2: to the you know, Murray knows all the spas downtown,

598
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 2: go to the spots on you know whatever.

599
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 4: I already knows the bath house.

600
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 1: Yeah right, he goes go down spot. So I went

601
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: past that spot and.

602
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 3: I went to Murray goes from places and I'm not

603
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 3: even joking around. Murray y into liquids, shouldn't. And then

604
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 3: he gets out and he's got like rings.

605
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 8: Did you just say Murray started covid y almost Murray eighteen.

606
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 8: So he goes go to this place.

607
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 2: So we're going there and they just have like bath

608
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,239
Speaker 2: curtains between the two us. Right, So I'm getting one

609
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 2: here Bessie's next door, and I hear Bessie start going

610
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 2: am I swear she's not going, oh my neck, but

611
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 2: she's super quiet, like Bessie doesn't want to start those

612
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: ship right. So he's like okay, and then she's going okay,

613
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 2: thank you, okay, thank you.

614
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: And then she goes.

615
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: Joe because she knows I'll tell the woman to stop.

616
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: And I go oh.

617
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 2: I was like, hold on, he uses you like I

618
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 2: use exactly right in the fucking left.

619
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 1: And she's like this has gotta stop. So I'm like,

620
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,959
Speaker 1: I'm like she's done. And I'm like no, no, no,

621
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm like she's done. Stop it like I like, and

622
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 1: I just have a towel on and I'm like she's done.

623
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,879
Speaker 1: Stop and I'm like tony soprano. And then she's like

624
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: oh and then they she's like you'll have to pay,

625
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: you have to pay. I'm like i'll pay.

626
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 6: I'm just you're hurting her. That's what she's done.

627
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: So he goes and I was like, all right, I'm

628
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 2: just going to finish up, and I went back into

629
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Speaker 2: Bestie just sat in the weight room for thirty minutes

630
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 2: as they finished my massage, Like old Jack how many.

631
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,679
Speaker 4: Times have I been like, Joe, can you take care

632
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,439
Speaker 4: of this movie? Your whole life whole I won't say,

633
00:24:58,520 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 4: I'll just look. I don't even tell them.

634
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 3: He knows what I want to say, and I look

635
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 3: at him like this, and then he turns and he

636
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 3: says it for me, and I swear to you that's

637
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 3: not hyperbole, and it's in. It's like ninety percent of

638
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 3: the time, I'm just like he's with me. I know,

639
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 3: I don't really have to really get like have any friction.

640
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 3: I like, I genuinely. I generally after.

641
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: The time when we split from working together, I generally

642
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 2: went through a time where I was.

643
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 6: Like, I want to be I hope somebody's doing that.

644
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 3: No one is, no one, nobody's the sounds like he's

645
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:30,920
Speaker 3: like his hotel room to sit.

646
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: You know, he would rather like a bigger sweet corner.

647
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 6: He's like he needs.

648
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: More bread whatever, whatever. It is, just I just around.

649
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 4: He just gets to look at said I wanted a

650
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 4: corner like this, almost like smoke.

651
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

652
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 4: He just made me sound like a little bit like.

653
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll get you a corner.

654
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 6: I just get it.

655
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like like no, I wouldn't even I'll open the door,

656
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 3: and I'll open it and he'll be like walking down

657
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 3: me with like walking by with his suitcase, going his

658
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 3: room and he look at it. He goes, this is

659
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 3: no kid mine and y'all just he'll just walking down

660
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 3: on the phone be like, are you gonna need a corner?

661
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 4: Have someone come up please? Yeah, just like to do it.

662
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 3: But it was just you can get it kind of

663
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 3: every store in the world, right, Oh, I've seen it

664
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 3: multiple apparently you just walk in and tell them. He

665
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 3: just walks in. He says, what's the discount today?

666
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean? Well, family, friends, what's the discount?

667
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 4: Who is a man? J'all talk to him and he

668
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 4: took me magic. What are you giving us today?

669
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 1: What's the action?

670
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 4: What's the action?

671
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 3: We're going to shop today? I'll give you ten tenth

672
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 3: not good? Yeah, did twenty, will do twenty. I will

673
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 3: knock your day. Will do twenty twenty percent of everything

674
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 3: to me and my friends. The guy goes, all right,

675
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 3: I till every time.

676
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 2: I told the story about the time you refunded your stuff,

677
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 2: because I went after you and checked out and he

678
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 2: gave us twenty percent off.

679
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,199
Speaker 4: In Nashville, I.

680
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: Worked it out. You had already pulled everything.

681
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 6: You walked out. You win.

682
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: Somebody walked out.

683
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 4: You had a bags full of stuff.

684
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, god, I gave me twenty off.

685
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 4: He goes. He goes, Oh, they didn't give me anything else.

686
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 6: I said, return it. I said, come on, I said,

687
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 6: we'll go inside.

688
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 1: Back in.

689
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 2: We went back and I said, my my friend, he

690
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 2: didn't get the discount that you gave the rest of us.

691
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 2: They said, can we take care of that the store? Yeah,

692
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: and they were like that stes not there anymore. I

693
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 2: had a business. I wonder why it was. It was

694
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 2: too cool and gentlemen.

695
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 6: What was the name?

696
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 4: It was something like your It was like it was

697
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 4: a very famous store next.

698
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: To FOURT Ladies or something, this cross.

699
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 4: Like the Thompson.

700
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: We were looking for it for a while and I

701
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 1: said this, and then you found it. It was closed.

702
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: It was called two Uncle Thom's two Francs, two francs saloons,

703
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: so something like that.

704
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: That too in it.

705
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 6: But yeah, that you made the mistake of going after me.

706
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 6: But it's funny.

707
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 2: But my dynamic now with Steve is very funny because

708
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,679
Speaker 2: Steve is like me and you in like two thousand

709
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 2: and eight, like he's just he's learning seeing all these

710
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: things that you've seen and know of me, and it's

711
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 2: like seeing a fresh eye is like, oh, like I

712
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 2: take my shirt off to change in a in a store.

713
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't use a dressing room.

714
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 6: He's like, oh who, and he like gets embarrassed, like

715
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 6: it's funny to see.

716
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 1: My favorite is he's he's by.

717
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: The way, he did that for our whole lives. But

718
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 3: then he continued it when he'd gotten the bubble.

719
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 5: But this waiter comes over. We had this fantastic meal,

720
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 5: take care of the dessert. Great guys, thank you so

721
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 5: much for coming in. Joe was such a pleasure. And

722
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 5: he hands them the check. Joe takes so he hands

723
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 5: him check. I'll be the waiter, sir, thank you so much.

724
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 5: It's an honor waiting for you.

725
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for the waiter, just like there

726
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 1: and then put the check down. He kissed his hand. Yeah,

727
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: and I just like it felt like somebody either like predator.

728
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: They just ripped the spine out. I just went like that.

729
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 5: Crying because it was like you kissed his hand. And

730
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 5: then it was his reaction too, because he was just

731
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 5: so turned away. He's like, man, I get Joe get

732
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 5: it and then just changed yeah, stirred.

733
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: Away in the Yeah, yeah, it's it's fun.

734
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 6: I like it's a good time.

735
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 5: The one businessman though, I'll never forget the suitcase. Joe's

736
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 5: going through the thing, always hitting the signs whatever. But

737
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 5: there was one suitcase Joe completely fell, not only like fell,

738
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 5: tripped over, grabbed it on the way down with him,

739
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 5: rolled with it and like pushed it. And then he's

740
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 5: sitting there he goes, oh, and there's this businessman and

741
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 5: the guy had fucking money. The guy had money and

742
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 5: he's just standing there his hands still out like he

743
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 5: had a suitcase.

744
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 4: I just watching this suitcases just rolling down.

745
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: Airport in an airport, and he was like there was

746
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 3: another civilian suitcase that you bumped into and like knocked

747
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 3: over and pushed tripped and then like pushed it the

748
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 3: foot tripped and.

749
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: Rolled and like pushed it.

750
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 5: And the guy is now like ten yards away from

751
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 5: a suitcase, and the first thing is what the fuck?

752
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 4: And then he looks he's like, is that your ghetto?

753
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 5: Like it was a weird at the ground laughing because

754
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 5: you see it all.

755
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: Used to fall coming into class all the time time

756
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 3: and wipe out like as many desks as possible.

757
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 6: You know, I've got a I got a body made

758
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 6: for comedy.

759
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had different like ways of like that was,

760
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 3: but me, I would be different. I like I would

761
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 3: be the guy at school that like literally at lunch,

762
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 3: opened my bag, pulled out an actual like you know,

763
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 3: two sliced toaster, pulled out my eggo waffles in the

764
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 3: box frozen still with a butter utensils, and I set

765
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 3: it all up and just make waffles right at the thing.

766
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 4: Like it's pretty genius in high school?

767
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 6: Why not in hiht cool?

768
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: I I still say that salad is one of the

769
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: reasons I got in the comedy because I used to

770
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 2: used it lunch together in junior year high school.

771
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 4: Remember I used to attack and.

772
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: I used to make you laugh so hard.

773
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 4: Because you used to fly out. Remember used to also.

774
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 2: Fec Superman behind the door. So there was a door

775
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: that only showed a window was like a half window.

776
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 2: I used to pretend to be Supman behind it, just

777
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: so stupid. I would just go like half my body

778
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 2: and he would fucking.

779
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 4: Lose it looks like he's flying.

780
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: So then there was another guy.

781
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: I went to school at s and believe it. And

782
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 2: there's this good friend of us, Salad to Landy and

783
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: who I basically I terrorized because sal would make me

784
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: he's miss best friend.

785
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: Yeah he is.

786
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 3: He we were all together in high school, but he

787
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 3: moved on to UH to work on UH be a

788
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 3: film teacher and everything that he lives in Vancouver. He

789
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 3: was like my next thirdame one of my best friends.

790
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I miss. I don't know if he has

791
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 3: the same number yet.

792
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 6: You should call him after this on your way the

793
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 6: next podcast, okay, okay.

794
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: Uh So so he used to be like, oh you know, Uh,

795
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 2: I used to like pretend I would like turn into

796
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 2: this douger that Salent like Joe Leanland and other like,

797
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: oh look out.

798
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: He's gonna get you. And that's how like get him.

799
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 4: I would just attack him as a dog.

800
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: He would think, put it on the floor.

801
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 4: Like and literally he was trying at it. He's pulling

802
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 4: on his pants and he would try to walk away

803
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 4: from it.

804
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 2: I would be on the floor his trousers and my teeth,

805
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: and he used to think it was a start. He

806
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: would fall down laugh then like that's just the way

807
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: it was, and he and then we started he was

808
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 2: doing improv comedy in Farrell and he said, he's like,

809
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: you're funny man, you should come up.

810
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 5: You were the first one to kind of get into

811
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 5: comedy in like a real way, I.

812
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: Don't know, like with classes or like uh joint after school.

813
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 4: I did after school, I went to some acting classes

814
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 4: and I did.

815
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: You would definitely do and you're definitely do an improv

816
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 2: at Farrell before me though, because you made me come

817
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 2: to them.

818
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I guess so yeah,

819
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 3: I don't know he was doing.

820
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 4: So they had like a club and we did it.

821
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 6: But you and Murder in the drama. You didn't do

822
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 6: the place though they Murder did the place. We didn't.

823
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 6: But he just did the comedy and he pulled me

824
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 6: into the the comedy thing. So I mean, good thing.

825
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 6: He laughed at me, buddy, because here I am right.

826
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, two couches here, two cool.

827
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 2: Moms, three great friends, lots of spelled commitment everywhere.

828
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.

829
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 6: All right, let's go, let's help, let's help some people out.

830
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: So South.

831
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 2: This is the part of the show where we take

832
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 2: submissions from fans. It could be any sort of delemit

833
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: that people we solve people's problems.

834
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I love that we try. Knows I asked for

835
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 3: advice all the time, so.

836
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to save these names. Okay,

837
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: this one's oddie ad O D I don't.

838
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 4: Know ode o T T I James.

839
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 5: James writes, alright, he writes, what's up? My mother's from

840
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 5: another brother? What's the best way to slide you into girls?

841
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 5: D MS best regards? Oh, his name's here, otter.

842
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: Sorry you haven't You haven't learned your lesson yet. You

843
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: always start with I don't know this guy's name. People

844
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 2: always sawing.

845
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 4: The things I know named never a large.

846
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 9: Animal within river are river and they love to see

847
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 9: otters otter, the rivers otters. They're not water the ocean,

848
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 9: aren't the otters like out there with the polar bears

849
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 9: nos a at the zoo the zoo.

850
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 4: And when they a river an otter is a river?

851
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 4: I thought, I think the river.

852
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: I think it's makes sense, he says, what is that?

853
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 4: A seal between a seal, a sea otter?

854
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: Waris a walrus a dentist and no and uh and

855
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 3: uh a manate like literal, and a sea lion, sea lion,

856
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 3: A lot of things sea lion is a bigger seal, right,

857
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 3: I don't feel it's if you go size order, it's

858
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 3: seal sea.

859
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 6: Lion wallas Waas is the big mother.

860
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 4: But Walris is a descendant, is related to the seal.

861
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 2: They just have a different dentists. Okay, So then what

862
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 2: about a manatee is more like a whale.

863
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 6: It's it's in the woods like Matthew doesn't he doesn't.

864
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: It's called two G E D S from stat that's

865
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: a that's not a man.

866
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 4: Humans get on a train leaving from Chicago.

867
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 1: They get there a six thirty I gotta pass, They

868
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: get their six thirty.

869
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 10: Otters live all over the place, really, yeah, their marine

870
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 10: habitats are really all over really.

871
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 4: They live in uh, they live.

872
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 10: In streams, rivers, lakes, ponds, marshes, fresh water and marine habits.

873
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 4: Where you're reading that from that's bullshit.

874
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 3: There's no animal that lives in a stream streaming on

875
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 3: it and like that's too much you just caught. They

876
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 3: live in every single piece of liquid.

877
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: There was an on this table.

878
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 4: They wonder isn't a huge son of a bit?

879
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: They like they're small and beavers.

880
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 4: They like those cute things.

881
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 3: From like icey I never saw ice age.

882
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 4: But isn't like an ice age like the movie.

883
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 6: I say, yeah, the movie ice age has to do

884
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 6: about show me an show me please.

885
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: Yes, you get looks like a baby seal. Or it's

886
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:50,879
Speaker 1: got hair.

887
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 4: It's like a baby se hair.

888
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 1: He's got hair. Otter has hair like whiskery.

889
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, whiskers definitely has hair.

890
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: No, it's wet, it's wet. It's like a beaver.

891
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, it's got hairl it's like a beaver conage.

892
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 6: You bring it in.

893
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 4: Oh, that's an hotter.

894
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 6: That's a beaver. It's like ant.

895
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: But there's no beaver. That's not See, they don't live.

896
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 10: Otters live on the Alaskan coast. I'm really digging on

897
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 10: the Alaskan coast.

898
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 4: Alas associated them with ice.

899
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 10: Ninety percent of them live on the Alaskan coast.

900
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: That's a lot of otters up there.

901
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 3: But all right, an otter and a seal getting into

902
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 3: an altercation of the it's a seal of sea lion.

903
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 3: No sea lions just step up and and Warris is

904
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 3: a step from the sea lion. Once again, what is

905
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 3: the manate is like a whale. They live in the water,

906
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 3: not a perch.

907
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 6: Up.

908
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 1: The manate is like a cis gender of all those.

909
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a fluids just like it, just like floats.

910
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 10: It's a it's it's pretty much like a large Florida otter.

911
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: Amanity.

912
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 10: But they do perch because they get hit by a

913
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 10: lot of boats on Florida? Do they they live in

914
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 10: rivers too?

915
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 6: In the stream?

916
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: Bullshit?

917
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 4: Manate is gargantuan.

918
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 10: Their massive what river down in Okachobe.

919
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 3: Okay receipts? Chobe River has a lot of manates.

920
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: So what was Otter's question?

921
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 5: So?

922
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 4: Now what happened with this guy? Manatee has a question?

923
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 1: Question man asks how do I slide?

924
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 4: Is asking what is a manatee?

925
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: How do you slide into a girl?

926
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 4: DM?

927
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 3: Meaning all right, I'm assuming you don't mean like you

928
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 3: just well, first of all, you have to just write

929
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 3: them a DM.

930
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 4: That's how that's really how you do it. That's pretty

931
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 4: much it.

932
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, just happn't like us your keyboard and then it's

933
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 3: send to going. She's not going to get the DM.

934
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 6: She's not gonna get it.

935
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 3: You gotta click message. You got to go to her page.

936
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 3: You gotta find message. You click message and you type

937
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 3: whatever you want and then there's a send button.

938
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 4: You hit send it'll it might tell you it's sent.

939
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 4: Then you see it there. Now you slip, yes, your slip,

940
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 4: slip slide.

941
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 3: And I would say, too, a DM is anyone? I mean,

942
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 3: I've never slid into a DM. I'm assuming. He means, like,

943
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 3: how do I approach someone virtually that I've never met?

944
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: But I think I'm interested?

945
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: But that's what we do here. How do we help them?

946
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 4: Didn't take like an English language CLIs right? So hot?

947
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 2: Or if you want to approach I mean, you never

948
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: hit any of the shots you don't take, so you know,

949
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: Steve says this all the time.

950
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 6: So Steve, yeah, Steve gre He says, you never take

951
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 6: any of this, You never nail any of.

952
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: The shots that you have a shot out of the tank.

953
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 2: And he says that he lives and dies by those.

954
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: Words I do on the football field.

955
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 4: He takes one of the shots you don't take. That's right,

956
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 4: That's that's exactly it.

957
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 3: No, I would say, maybe, uh, just politely polite and maybe.

958
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: I try politely. Humor always helps me.

959
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 4: I find some common ground. I think, are you interested

960
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 4: in that? Like, for example, if you like our tits,

961
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 4: say like, hey, like your tits? That's it?

962
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 3: Politely, Yes, politely and honestly, I think you know, Len's

963
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 3: see what happened?

964
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's mostly I think mostly it's about, uh,

965
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 2: you have to stand out right because you know, probably

966
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: the first guy thought about slimon the DM, right, especially

967
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: if somebody you find it attractive, so you might want

968
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 2: to stand out a little bit.

969
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 6: I always find humor house.

970
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 3: The connotation of sliding into a DT a DM because

971
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 3: somebody dtright. Sliding has this kind of effect that it

972
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 3: is might be a little bit like kind of slimy, sliky,

973
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 3: kind of snuck right in there, Like it doesn't feel

974
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 3: like it's on the up and up right away. Like

975
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: if you would have said, how do I d M

976
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 3: someone I don't know, yes, and I would have said, ah,

977
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 3: all right. But like when you it feels like you

978
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 3: have certain intentions when you want when you want to slide,

979
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 3: I feel like that it's a sexual intention.

980
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 6: And you know, a digital pickup line is really what

981
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 6: a slow.

982
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: You still want to be a gentleman.

983
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 5: I think it's like you want to you want to

984
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 5: make her feel like she's getting so out of too it,

985
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 5: so it's like, Hey, could I take you out to dinner,

986
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,760
Speaker 5: you know, cheeseburger and let me see like your tits?

987
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Because you showed everybody. I'd like to just feel So

988
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: how about dinner for sincerely otter? Cool question mark otter? Also,

989
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 1: what's a manatee? All right? I think we saw that

990
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: one that was great?

991
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't know how to I need more information,

992
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 3: like who is the person?

993
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: How do you think?

994
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: I really think you're thinking right though, I think it's

995
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 2: somebody's interested in let me mess your question?

996
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 4: Am I giving this person real advice? You do?

997
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 6: You're doing a little bit of mix?

998
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: Okay, why what would you have for real advice?

999
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 3: I'd be interested to you, but I don't know if

1000
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 3: it's just like I'm supposed to be like, no, you're

1001
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 3: you're funny because.

1002
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,439
Speaker 1: You want to seem cool.

1003
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 5: You have like a sentence yes if you're shredded and

1004
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 5: you look like an abercriming model and pictures be.

1005
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: Like what's up? You up? Cool? Question?

1006
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 3: Like you just do I need to see a picture

1007
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 3: of honist let him know what he should write.

1008
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one.

1009
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: Hundred reflectively what you look like. But I think you

1010
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: got to be more creative when you're like average.

1011
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 6: I know, I've had to work on my whole life.

1012
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 4: So also the girl, I don't even slug slug into DMS.

1013
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 4: How do I roll up into someone's DM?

1014
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: What would you what would you write if you saw

1015
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: a cute girl for d MS?

1016
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1017
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 6: No, I go deep into the feed.

1018
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 2: I take a look, so I get to know like

1019
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 2: everything about her, Like I stalk it and I find

1020
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: something that I can do, probably about seven or eight

1021
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 2: pictures down, So it's not something right one, I know,

1022
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, how did you like Montana? She's like

1023
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: I went there in twenty twelve, and I'm like, I know,

1024
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 2: like I said, it feels.

1025
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: Like you're in that's it.

1026
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I get I get slid in.

1027
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 4: Did I see you at DeVry online? That's around?

1028
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 6: No, they're dead right, Really, the University of Phoenix is right?

1029
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 6: Is this university?

1030
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 4: If you haven't mind? Do you remember?

1031
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 3: And I don't know if this was regional and I

1032
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 3: don't know if you saw it, but when we were younger,

1033
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 3: there was.

1034
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 4: This Apexe Tech with Mustang apex Tech.

1035
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 3: It was it was a trade school about mechanics, car mechanics,

1036
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 3: and it was the guy who owns the spokesperson, whoever

1037
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 3: it was. He was the same guy they did like

1038
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 3: local commercials for like twenty years, and it was two taglines.

1039
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 3: He used to tell her what and he goes, and

1040
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 3: when you're done, the tools of yours to keep. And

1041
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: at the end he would always laugh and go, now

1042
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 3: I can't call you, You've.

1043
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: Got to call us.

1044
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 4: And that's I mean, it was twenty years of that guy.

1045
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 4: Everyone knew him. That was that was. Is that school

1046
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 4: still out? My apex tech? I would love to get

1047
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 4: a T shirt apex tex shirts. Yeah you don't know

1048
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 4: him though, right.

1049
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely Google for you.

1050
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 4: When I at your earliest convenience, we'll look you in

1051
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 4: whatever you get.

1052
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,319
Speaker 1: How about this? It does exist, It still does.

1053
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 4: He's dead, it doesn't.

1054
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 10: It's in Queens and it gets two out of five stars.

1055
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 4: You get to keep the tools?

1056
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: Still is the question?

1057
00:41:58,560 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 4: Now they stopped keeping?

1058
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 10: Still gotta call them?

1059
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1060
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, Oh you started something?

1061
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 1: Well, oh how's this for a d M forder? Okay,

1062
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: just you tell me.

1063
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm very well versed in uh the stalking laws,

1064
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 5: and I built up a tolerance to mace interested.

1065
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 4: I think it works. I like that he's up front.

1066
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, cards on the table, that could be GOODU.

1067
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, sincerely I think yeah, sincerely. Okay that bombed. Sitting

1068
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: here thinking of like, Okay.

1069
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 6: What could be a good joke? Okay, try again, you'll

1070
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 6: be okay.

1071
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 5: I guess I'll do it tonight in front of a

1072
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 5: Audience'll be the same amount.

1073
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 6: Of people it's coming us from.

1074
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 5: Ari.

1075
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: I'd love to say his last name, but we don't

1076
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 1: say last But it's such a such a cool name. Yeah,

1077
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: all right, Powers, that's a great that's great.

1078
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 4: That's that person works in Hollywood?

1079
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: Yes, question?

1080
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1081
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: Is it bad? If I think decreasing my weight will

1082
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 1: increase my chance of a love life?

1083
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 6: Is it bad?

1084
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 1: He's talking about self there's a whole industry built on it.

1085
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 10: No.

1086
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just think that.

1087
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 3: I mean why, I mean, it's about self confidence, right,

1088
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 3: So if you think you're gonna feel better, Ari Powers,

1089
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 3: when you lose some weight and you have more confidence,

1090
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 3: then that might increase your interactions with people of uh,

1091
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 3: you're attracted to.

1092
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a stupid question, Ari Powers. I never what

1093
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 4: are these what are these these softball questions we're getting

1094
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 4: over here? This is what people do if I lose weight,

1095
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 4: will I feel no? Who are these people?

1096
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 1: Who are these people?

1097
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 5: Know?

1098
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 4: Where are these people? These people come from?

1099
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 6: They come from they come from either Instagram okay, or

1100
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 6: they submit.

1101
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 3: Well, I don't mean to mock. I mean it's I'm

1102
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 3: just it's silly. But I think it's like obvious. But

1103
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 3: then again, let's get into.

1104
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 6: It because some people I'm now, now, you don't want to.

1105
00:43:54,719 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 3: Attach your self worst to your weight, but obviously I

1106
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 3: think inherently if you lost weight and felt better and healthier,

1107
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 3: you'll feel more confident and that will manifest itself probably

1108
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 3: in that way.

1109
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 6: I've lost weight in my life, and as you have

1110
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 6: as well.

1111
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 2: I knew as well, but I never lost weight to

1112
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: try to find a mate like it always was, just

1113
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: for other reasons.

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Speaker 6: I don't know. Have you ever been in a situation

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Speaker 6: where like, oh, is he saying that?

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Speaker 1: Is it bad?

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Speaker 4: If I if I'm losing weight just because I wouldn't

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Speaker 4: lose weight?

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Speaker 2: That's how I interpreted it. So should I should I?

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Speaker 2: Should that be his motivator? Or should he let people

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Speaker 2: love him the way he is? That's the way I'm

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Speaker 2: taking Well, you should be love the way you want.

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Speaker 4: No matter what. Right.

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Speaker 5: But if that's true, then then why do you why

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Speaker 5: would you ever encourage like a girl, they always get

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Speaker 5: fit before they get married, every girl I know, before

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Speaker 5: they get married on their wedding day, they want to

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Speaker 5: look great in the pictures, so they go crazy at

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Speaker 5: the gym for like two or three months with the

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Speaker 5: dialog and stuff.

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Speaker 3: So well, look, I have my specialist film in December

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Speaker 3: second at the vic in Chicago. Tickets are on sale

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Speaker 3: right now several kindocomedy dot com I chose you Chicago.

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Speaker 4: There's two shows. They're going fast, but they're.

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Speaker 6: Not even gonna say, yeah, that's talking. We film bullshit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah this is but when it comes out it will

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00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 4: be right now bullshit. You I owe you nothing but.

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Speaker 3: December second, two shows at the vic in Chicago. It'sess

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Speaker 3: and I have been doing all I can. It's like

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00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 3: it's almost like I'm treating like a wedding day to

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Speaker 3: look good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm been trying to lose weight. I'm trying to get,

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00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 3: you know, more fit. I mean, you have things that

1145
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 3: bother me about myself? How long is it December?

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Speaker 6: What year?

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00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: It's twenty six?

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00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 4: Chose months? Months? And also on all the places too.

1149
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Speaker 4: The tour goes everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Also, there's a cruise January twenty second to twenty sixth,

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty four, when Ericondry gets your Facecruise dot com.

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Speaker 6: Don't forget the subscribe to YouTube channel official, and.

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00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 3: You're gonna want to sign up to that because I'm

1154
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 3: going to be giving a big prize away weekly.

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00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm only pulling.

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00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 6: From that for your first for your first big price,

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00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:58,840
Speaker 6: for your first big prize.

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00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,759
Speaker 1: Yes, let's have dinner with somebody, me and you.

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Speaker 4: That's big. You want to get subscribed, that wouldn't be

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Speaker 4: my first. I mean they gotta. I gotta that those

1161
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,720
Speaker 4: numbers gott to go before that drawing is pulled.

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Speaker 2: I already I'm not subscribed fifty already, I'm not subscribing

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00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 2: to channel already.

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00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 6: You're saying big prize, that's a huge price.

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00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 4: Right, But that's good. I mean, that's I gotta get more.

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Speaker 4: Like so when you get almost dropped that right now?

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Speaker 2: And then how about this, when you get your plaque,

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Speaker 2: you're one hundred thousand subscribers, Okay, then you pull a

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Speaker 2: name from that and you and I'll go to dinner

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Speaker 2: with somebody.

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Speaker 4: That's great. I would like to do more like higher

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00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 4: only because I'm why not shoot for the moon?

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Speaker 3: You want to say two fifty Yeah, So I'm trying

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00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 3: to get up to like, yeah, we'll see what happened.

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Speaker 4: How many do you have right now on the other one? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Like I don't know. I think I'm guessing, yeah, three fifty, three, seventy.

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Speaker 3: I really don't know, all right, but this is your

1178
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 3: this is But the whole point is is that I

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00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 3: think I'm releasing the special on YouTube. I'm pretty sure

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00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 3: that's what I'm doing because it's a strategy that we're deploying. Right,

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00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 3: So if I do that when I subscribe for you, yes,

1182
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 3: but I don't know if I might be releasing it

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Speaker 3: on no Presh or my channel.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure yet got it.

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00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 2: So that's why I kind of well, we want to

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Speaker 2: we want to get the sable Kanto channel in the

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Speaker 2: gable Kano official right. Okay, so one million subscribers by

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Speaker 2: the way, Joe, Yeah, okay, one million subscribes will take somebody, Well,

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Speaker 2: I'll do five hundred thousand.

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Speaker 4: Not with that deal. Five hundred thousand you're buying, I'm

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00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 4: not buying.

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Speaker 3: Provendred. They'll be a prizes weekly anyway. But when I

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00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 3: get five hundred thousand subscribers, tell friends, tell family. Everybody

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00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 3: knows one person what you're saying, right, So so if

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Speaker 3: five hundred thousand people know somebody, yeah, exactly, the math

1196
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 3: is easy. At five hundred thousand, the drawing will be

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Speaker 3: a dinner with me and Joe.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 4: I love that. That's fun.

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Speaker 6: That's fun. One, that's good.

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Speaker 4: Let's see if we get that. Okay, I'll tell you.

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Speaker 6: Got they gotta come to Nosto. You gotta be in

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Speaker 6: New York. We're not going there.

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00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we'll fly you.

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00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 5: How about fifteen thousand, you get drive through with me,

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Speaker 5: good de taco, whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Fifty fifteen drive through with me. Yeah, we'll get a subscriber. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: me and Steve.

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Speaker 3: Let's just motivate the first one. Yeah, that's okay. So

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00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 3: we said it here here, so I'll I can say

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Speaker 3: that another promotional everywhere you want. Yeah, I'm at five

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00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 3: hundred thousand subscribers. I will pick from my subscribers one

1213
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Speaker 3: winner to come to dinner with me and Joe.

1214
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Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're buying dinner, buy my channel and Steve

1215
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 6: if you like, say they have to be subscribed to

1216
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Speaker 6: my channel too.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing for Archie?

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00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 6: For for me and you? What do we for?

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00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 4: Actually? Why not that we subscribe to both?

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00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 6: Chances this will go. I'll make them subscribe at dinner. Uh,

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Speaker 6: what what do you want to have?

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Speaker 1: Dessert?

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Speaker 6: You can come from dessert.

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Speaker 4: It's fine, Steve.

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Speaker 6: Steve a subscribed. He's like, hopefully I went.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is coming us from Sarah.

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Speaker 6: Sarah.

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Speaker 1: Mommy's I'm a huge I'm a huge yes man.

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Speaker 6: This is a girl.

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Speaker 1: Okaya, I don't know what's going on here. Mommy's I'm

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Speaker 1: a huge yes man. I guess she's just and she's yes.

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Speaker 5: How do you say no to How do you say

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Speaker 5: no to asks and things you just don't have the

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Speaker 5: energy to do without feeling bad?

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Speaker 1: I hate letting people down.

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Speaker 5: We're asking for help and quite frankly, I'm tired from

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Speaker 5: one cool mommy two others much love.

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Speaker 4: She just read the topic and just so make sure

1240
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Speaker 4: I got it right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Mommy's I'm a huge yes man. How do you

1242
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: just say no to asks and things you just don't

1243
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Speaker 1: have the energy to got it?

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Speaker 4: I don't really know how to answer this.

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Speaker 1: And then there lies, and there next question. Thanks so

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Speaker 1: much for joining us on Two Cool Moms. I've been

1247
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Speaker 1: Joe Gato. This is her co host, Steve Bertan are

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Speaker 1: very good friend. Salve Volcano South, thank you for joining us, buddy.

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Speaker 4: We love you. Lead by example.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: You know you're the best. I love you.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for coming.

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Speaker 1: You can't make them drink. Get the fuck out.

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Speaker 10: Do you mean you