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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 2: But you're a guess to my home.

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Speaker 1: You gotta come to be empty, and I said, no guests, your.

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Speaker 3: Presences, presents, and I already had too much stuff. So

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Speaker 3: how did you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 4: Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. I

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Speaker 4: hope you're doing all right. I hope you're doing well.

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Speaker 4: I got hacked on Instagram recently, and I just feel

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Speaker 4: like the world needs to know. I've received a message

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Speaker 4: from a friend that said she had done some fun

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Speaker 4: things with my pictures, and I clicked the link and

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Speaker 4: realized immediately that she hadn't done anything fun with my pictures.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't her that had contacted me. So if you

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Speaker 4: have a friend that tells you they've done something fun

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Speaker 4: with your pictures, be wary. They may not have done

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Speaker 4: something fun with your pictures anyway. All that aside, who cares,

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Speaker 4: Let's move on. I want to talk to you about

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Speaker 4: our guest. We have none other than Lacey Moseley, the

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Speaker 4: scam goddess herself. Lacey. Welcome to. I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I'm so sorry to hear about your.

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Speaker 5: Your scam basically that I did get to you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I did get scammed. I mean I was able

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Speaker 4: to turn it around in time, but I fell for it.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't think I've ever fallen from

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Speaker 4: one of these things where you like it should have

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Speaker 4: been a little obvious. Spread is out there making a

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Speaker 4: collage of photos for what was I expecting it to be, like, Oh,

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Speaker 4: she's reaching out through Instagram to show me she made

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Speaker 4: a slideshow of garbage. It's very odd, but uh, but it's.

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Speaker 5: The perfect scam because it's Instagram. Like everyone's like photos

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Speaker 5: of me. That's why I'm here mostly like.

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Speaker 4: People are using them and now I'm going to see

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Speaker 4: them in action. So I guess it is a good,

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Speaker 4: uh smart scam. Fortunately I had, you know, various password

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Speaker 4: things on or whatever. But do you have you gotten

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Speaker 4: hacked like that before.

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Speaker 2: I've gotten lot.

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Speaker 5: I'm currently still locked out of the scam Goddess podcast,

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Speaker 5: Instagram and Lot.

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Speaker 2: I can't get in.

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Speaker 5: I contacted someone at Instagram and then I sent them

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Speaker 5: information and they never emailed me back, and then I

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Speaker 5: just don't know what to do. I've done everything on

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Speaker 5: the FAQ like it's so bad. Yeah, i'ven't locked out

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Speaker 5: for like two months.

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Speaker 4: How did you get locked out?

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Speaker 2: I bought an phone?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Oh, so I've been locked out for since the

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Speaker 5: pandemic started. Actually, I bought a new phone, and for

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Speaker 5: some reason, now all the passwords to my Instagram take

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Speaker 5: me to my main account, not even though I'm putting

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Speaker 5: in a different email, even though I'm putting in a

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Speaker 5: different password, it's still taking me to the same account.

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Speaker 4: So, yeah, is the person who's hacked your account posting

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Speaker 4: anything or is it just now dormant? No, that's wild.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy. And the weird thing about like Instagram or

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Speaker 4: I think we're missing from before. Is there's no customer

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Speaker 5: Crazy, Like I get it, it's like a free app,

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Speaker 5: but you are monetizing it, Like, come on, now, you

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Speaker 5: want all my information. You asked me to take a

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Speaker 5: picture of my butthole to even get an account, and

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Speaker 5: now you're like, well, we can't help you.

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Speaker 2: We won't talk to you, don't email us, don't call us.

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Speaker 4: Oh that is crazy. Do you have any hope of

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Speaker 4: getting it back? Or is it just it's over.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm going to try some more when I

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Speaker 5: I'm just gonna have to redirect people to a new account.

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Speaker 5: But I'm gonna need Instagram to delete that account, so

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Speaker 4: The return of scam Goddess. Scam goddess right eight.

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Speaker 5: I feel like I'm gonna have to get on Twitter.

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Speaker 5: But I'm tired of getting on Twitter to complain about brands.

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Speaker 5: I feel like it's becoming too much of my brand,

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Speaker 5: Like I'm becoming a Karen. Every week I have my

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Speaker 5: it works. But I'm also like my followers are probably

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Speaker 4: Like how many problems do you actually have with these companies? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I've only ever used the power of Twitter complaining once

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Speaker 4: when I bought a dining room table and I had

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Speaker 4: I hate the company so much we're not even going

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Speaker 4: immediately like, oh, we're going to solve that.

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Speaker 5: We'll bring it right. So wait, was it first time

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Speaker 5: the chair broke? It was at me, being like, you

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Speaker 4: Guest the first time. Well, both people who threw fell

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Speaker 5: If I was the first fall I would be mad

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Speaker 5: at you. Bridger, I would be mad at you for

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Speaker 5: not assuming that it was the chair in the first place. Like, no,

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Speaker 5: it's just you. You broke the chair because you're so large.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, what nature gave you has destroyed my furniture.

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Speaker 5: In fact, pay me for the chair because you brought

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Speaker 4: Like this is slightly coming from a small person, always

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Speaker 4: you know what You've gotten everything else in life. You

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Speaker 4: can fall through a chair occasional, like not my problem.

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Speaker 4: Be careful around my dining room chairs. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I've been using it since I guess since twenty ten,

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Speaker 5: so like ten years I've been complaining on Twitter.

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Speaker 5: Been caring on Twitter since twenty down. The first time

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Speaker 2: I was like, I don't even fucking eat this thing.

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Speaker 2: And it was three hundred dollars. You know, I was

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Speaker 5: That's broke, right, So I tried to return it and

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Speaker 2: Give me my money back.

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Speaker 5: So I got on Twitter and I was like, Sears

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Speaker 4: For you?

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Speaker 5: I serious, for sure did no I was black, but

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Speaker 5: I was like, Seiars out here robbing the black community

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Speaker 2: And then they came right over fixed it, sent the money.

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Speaker 4: It's incredible. Well, I mean, god, bless serious for being

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Speaker 2: Right, but they were. And I think that's when brands

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, ooh, and now you know what's happening

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Speaker 4: with Sirias these days? I feel like that company they're.

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Speaker 2: Out of business. I think they yeah, I look at

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Speaker 4: They what it's kmart as well. I feel like they

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think camart Baby as well. But I specifically

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Speaker 5: remember being in Savannah while shooting and there was a

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Speaker 5: like you pillaging. Yeah, I got this really beautiful gold necklace.

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Speaker 5: Like I was just in there like yeah, yeah, like

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, cast go buy you.

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Speaker 5: I need that sweater. I even want a Seer yours sweater.

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Speaker 5: I was just like, oh it's cheap.

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Speaker 4: Have you worn the Seers sweater?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: I lost it.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know if I brought it back to

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Speaker 4: So yeah, speaking is a former retail employee. I mean,

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Speaker 4: of business, I would of course be distressed about losing

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Speaker 4: this terrible thing is closing down. Let's burn it to

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Speaker 5: Right. But I worked retail too, and it's a nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Where have you worked?

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Speaker 5: I worked at Arapostawn Beautiful, which was like the bootleg

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Speaker 5: Hollister and Abercrombie.

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Speaker 4: It's like, so Hollister like an old navy, old Navy

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Like, that's the clothing quality.

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Speaker 5: And they made you buy the clothes because they wanted

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Speaker 5: they gave you a discount, but they made you buy

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Speaker 5: the Like, give me the clothes. If you want me

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Speaker 4: The clothes this stuff, put it on me. I'm not

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Speaker 5: You guys get all these returns from online purchase to

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Speaker 5: just give it to us and we'll wash it and

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Speaker 5: we'll wear the craft.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And they had a weird pricing system. I have a

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Speaker 5: but it was just still weird to me. So they

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Speaker 5: and I was like, no, this was always the MSRP.

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Speaker 2: There's always the price.

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Speaker 4: It was always garbage, and you were just say there

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Speaker 4: Interesting, And you totally failed there, you were I did

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Speaker 2: Very American.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I ambushed you. I'm not sorry.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, you do your own thing. This world

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Speaker 4: It says happy birthday to one of my faves. My

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is for you, and so is the bag.

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Speaker 2: Was thinking about October. I was thinking about your birthday.

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Speaker 4: you can do in these situations. Should I open it? Absolutely, Faith, Okay,

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Speaker 4: let me open. We've got some beautiful pink tissue paper here.

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Speaker 2: Yes, ASMR.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, you've got to get the crinkle. If

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Speaker 4: as far as I'm concerned, What, Lacy, what have you

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Speaker 6: Given with the tag on it. You see the tag

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Speaker 6: So this is an American flag made by Momentum Brands

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Speaker 6: And it's thirty five by fifty nine inches. This thing

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Speaker 6: I don't know how this could become a danger if

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Speaker 6: what's going on here? You got me an American flag?

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Speaker 6: What's the situation I need? There are so many things

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Speaker 5: So one, I definitely didn't give it to you because

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Speaker 2: And I want to make that clear.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so we celebrated a birthday.

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Speaker 5: Yes I did, thank you, Yeah, Sae faves. Now, now, reciprocity.

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Speaker 5: I knew you would come around. It only took three minutes.

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Speaker 4: Fourth of July.

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Speaker 5: And so I always I always thought that all the

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Speaker 5: Would be a family reunion, so there would always be

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Speaker 5: And I was born in Tarol Hospital and Jamie Fox

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just us.

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Speaker 5: They don't know about me yet Special Hospital, right, I

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Speaker 2: He would be like, all right, kes, now, y'all know

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Speaker 5: Cousin drown in this poem right here, and then he'd

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Speaker 2: And we were like, why are you telling us this?

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Speaker 2: And he would tell us every year. We were like eight,

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Speaker 2: We're like, okay, we get it.

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Speaker 4: You haven't he like the light fireworks?

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Speaker 5: Right? We keep going back here? And then he would

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Speaker 2: Can't we just burn things? Like we just want to

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Speaker 4: These are illegal fireworks, by the way, we're breaking the

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Speaker 2: Yes? I have.

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Speaker 5: I have a burn on my ankle from an apple

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Speaker 5: spinner it like spins across the street when you light

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Speaker 4: A weapon that feels like a full weapon to me?

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Speaker 4: Is that anything? Are they called flowers or ground bloom

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they hurled it. I don't know why we did this.

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Speaker 5: We would throw black cats at each other. We would

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Speaker 2: We were just bad country kids.

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Speaker 4: No, I know that. Feeling full well, we would shoot

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Speaker 4: Real, shooting fire at each other. Get out in the

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Speaker 5: It's been years, right, Because now I live in a place,

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Speaker 4: So yeah, were you been in town over the fourth

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Speaker 2: I went to Palm Springs.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, I'm so jealous. So do you went on

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 5: We rented a house. It was a nightmare to rent one.

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Speaker 4: Did you have to do?

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Speaker 5: So I applied for so many rentals on Airbnb, and

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Speaker 2: Shit, they're gonna find out that I'm black.

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Speaker 5: And unfortunately that's like a part of my life, like

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Speaker 5: So it was that kind of situation. And then finally

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Speaker 4: What.

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Speaker 4: They'll never stop sending you emails. They could like kill

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Speaker 4: your entire family and they'd still send you emails. These

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00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 4: companies are insane. Airbnb, that's absurd. Well, but you still

444
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,400
Speaker 4: managed to get into the place. So oh, you complained

445
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 4: on Twitter, So Mike complained on Twitter. That didn't work,

446
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,560
Speaker 4: still hasn't worked.

447
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,679
Speaker 5: But my cousin was with me, and he's a yoga instructor,

448
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 5: and I was like, do you have any pictures with

449
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 5: just like white people, like any white people?

450
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 2: Maybe they won't know.

451
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 5: And then so he did that, and then he changed

452
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,399
Speaker 5: because we have the same last name, so he changed

453
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 5: his name on the profile, and then he rebooked the

454
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 5: place like ten minutes after they had kicked me off,

455
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 5: And so I still got to go there and enjoy it.

456
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 4: The fact, I mean, my head is just absolutely spending

457
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 4: right now. Also, if you ever need a picture of

458
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 4: a fake photo to scam someone, feel free to use mine.

459
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,880
Speaker 4: I'll send you some beautiful head we won't be glad

460
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 4: you said that, or you can just hack me on

461
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 4: Instagram and take what you need.

462
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 5: I actually made a collage of v Bridger, so I

463
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 5: just need you to click on the link and put

464
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,919
Speaker 5: in your bank account information so I can send you

465
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 5: the collage.

466
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 4: That sounds okay, That sounds right to me, So I'll

467
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 4: get that over to you right after this. Okay, So

468
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 4: you did make it to Palm Springs. You got to

469
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 4: be in a house? Did you take a few friends?

470
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 4: What's the I mean? Because then this is a real

471
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 4: birthday challenge for you. First you have to scam your

472
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 4: way into Airbnb, which is absolutely unacceptable. But then we're

473
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 4: also in the middle of a pandemic, which adds another challenge.

474
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 4: So what was the whole situation?

475
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 5: So I got a COVID test, which is another scam

476
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 5: because I don't want to give them to you if

477
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,919
Speaker 5: you don't have these symptoms. But I did have like

478
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 5: kind of a little sore throat well, and also it

479
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 5: was like some people don't have symptoms right exactly, And

480
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 5: I'm also just a hypochondriac, So I was like, I

481
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 5: got a test my cousin got a test, and two

482
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 5: more people came who had been sheltering in place.

483
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 2: And I trust a lot.

484
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 5: So it was just us and just four people in

485
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 5: a big house and UH caterers and a photographer and

486
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 5: a makeup artist, and there were party guests. When I

487
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 5: say four, I mean seventy, which like I'm joking, but

488
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 5: that's what people are really.

489
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 2: Out here doing.

490
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 4: Like I wouldn't want to be.

491
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to be the person that everyone's like

492
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 2: because that happened.

493
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 5: There's this woman in DC who UH is like a

494
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 5: philanthropist and just like a rich woman, and they had

495
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 5: a ballet fundraiser on Zoom and then she threw an

496
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 5: after party dinner party where she had like I think.

497
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Speaker 2: Like thirty or forty.

498
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Speaker 5: Guests, and she had coronavirus, of course, and she gave

499
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 5: it to everyone.

500
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 2: And now she's like a social pariah.

501
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 5: They like wrote news articles about her and they're like,

502
00:23:55,920 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 5: damn this woman more. But also everyone who went, and

503
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 5: the people who went were trying to hide themselves and

504
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 5: they were like, take the pictures down, take the pictures

505
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 5: off Instagram, because they're all a shame now because they

506
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 5: have COVID.

507
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,479
Speaker 4: I love putting half the effort in where it's like

508
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 4: we're going to do part of this over zoom and

509
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 4: then we're immediately not going to follow the protocols everyone

510
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 4: of them. Does anyone deserve to get COVID? I can't

511
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 4: say for sure, but you know, if you're making dumb

512
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 4: moves like that, I don't know what to tell you

513
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 4: at this point. It's like, what right going on?

514
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 5: Also, the fact that people are like making news articles

515
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 5: to shame people is so insane to me because they're

516
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 5: not just doing it for famous people.

517
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: They're doing it for regular families.

518
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 5: There's a family in Texas where they had a birthday

519
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 5: gathering and then it spread through the family and eighteen

520
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:48,239
Speaker 5: people ended up getting COVID, including two elderly people, And

521
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 5: they had pictures of this regular family circulating on Twitter

522
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 5: and news and people are just flogging them.

523
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 4: Well, people need to know that this happens to ordinary people,

524
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 4: and it can happen to anybody. What are you thinking?

525
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 4: It's a vibe.

526
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 5: You get COVID and then you get canceled while you

527
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 5: get dragged on the internet, like and.

528
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 2: You're ugly swallow a knife. Oh my god, damn.

529
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 4: But then I see, you know, a video of like

530
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 4: this guy in Costco screaming at everyone, and I'm like, look,

531
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 4: you should probably get run over in the parking lot.

532
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 4: You are the worst person in the world, and what

533
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,959
Speaker 4: are you doing? Well, it's just there's no excuse at

534
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 4: this point. I'm out of patience for morons, belligerent idiots.

535
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 4: Move into the parking lot. I'll get in my car

536
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 4: and run you over. I've done with it.

537
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 5: It's so Frustratings is volunteering to run you guys.

538
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,639
Speaker 4: I am I will, I will gotown will. I have

539
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 4: a car. It's a hybrid, but it's got a little

540
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 4: bit of get up and go. I am willing to

541
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 4: run over your person of choice right in. Let me know.

542
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 4: I'm gonna my country just running over people I've had.

543
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 4: Have you ever run somebody over, Lacey?

544
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 2: I have not.

545
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 4: Okay, what if I have not? What if you revealed

546
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 4: that now?

547
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 5: Oh god, oh that would be the like, yes, I

548
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 5: actually have time to talk about it.

549
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 4: Okay, we've gone off off book here with your birthday. Ye,

550
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 4: it's still interested in. So you went with four safe people.

551
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 4: That sounds ideal to me. And you just had a

552
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 4: nice time in Palm Springs.

553
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 5: Yes, I got very sunburt and very mosquito bert or

554
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 5: I guess that burn but bitten. They really treated me

555
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 5: like Golden Corral, you know, all you can eat a buffet.

556
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 5: But other than that, it was super fun.

557
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 4: I don't associate Palm Springs with mosquitoes. That's really interesting.

558
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 4: I feel like the desert, but I guess they're everywhere.

559
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 4: These I thought they wouldn't be there either. I was

560
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 4: shocked at their presence.

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Speaker 5: I was like, we're social distancing, Like I didn't really

562
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 5: invite you, so you know you're really crashy.

563
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 4: Okay, did you cook food? Were you getting takeout? What's

564
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 4: what's your deal?

565
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 2: In Palm Springs we went to a very fancy Albertsons.

566
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Speaker 4: Ooh, I love a fancy Albertson's. I'm a former Alberson's employee.

567
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 4: Wow wow. A week.

568
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 5: Sounds about as much time as anyone needs to work

569
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 5: at Albertson's, depending on the Albertsons, because some of them

570
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 5: are just not great.

571
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 2: But this one I would have worked at it.

572
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 5: They had like rubarb and like just stuff that you

573
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 5: don't normally see at a big chain grocery store.

574
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 2: I guess because it's palm springs. They're like, people want their.

575
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 4: Rubarb, I've got it. Did you buy rubarb?

576
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 2: I did not.

577
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 5: I didn't need it, but I did look at it

578
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 5: for a while, just like like, wow, why is this here?

579
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 4: Is rubarba fruit? What is rhubarb?

580
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 2: I don't know? People make pie with it? But they

581
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 2: made pie. I don't know. I've never had rhubarb pie.

582
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 4: I haven't. I've had like raw rubarb. I used to

583
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 4: because it's like so and it's I remember enjoying that.

584
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:05,719
Speaker 4: But I do not know what category that object falls.

585
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 4: And I know it comes from the ground, and I

586
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 4: know that it's not manufactured in a factory. Other than that,

587
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 4: I can't tell you if it's a fruit or vegetable,

588
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 4: and I'm probably never going to learn. I'm just gonna

589
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 4: let that remain a mystery. So you went to albertsonce

590
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 4: you went grocery shopping. Something people don't know about Albertson's

591
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 4: that I'm gonna well, I think a lot of people

592
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 4: don't know, and has now been canceled by COVID, is

593
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 4: that you could go to the bakery and ask for

594
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 4: a cookie and they would give you one Oh wow,

595
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 4: that's a little tip for when we finally escape this

596
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 4: hell that we're living in. They would give you a cookie.

597
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 4: They'll give you a cookie, chocolate chip cookie. You just

598
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 4: walk up and see it. I mean, this is also

599
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 4: information from about two thousand and seven, so take it

600
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 4: with a greaty.

601
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 2: Just taking a dip.

602
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 4: Cookies two full dips in the economy since then. So

603
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 4: I don't know what to say, but give it a shot.

604
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 4: I mean, post COVID, you're going to deserve that little

605
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 4: cookie while you're grocery shopping. And if you're at Albertson's,

606
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: give them give him a ring. Anyway, back to Lacey's

607
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 4: grocery trip, you went bought some what are you a

608
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 4: good cook?

609
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 5: I don't know if I am. My mom is really

610
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 5: good cook. I can cook, but it's not my favorite

611
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 5: thing to do. But my cousin is a really, really

612
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 5: good cook. And he was with me. So he made

613
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 5: like this really great corn salad he barbecued one day.

614
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 5: He put like a really great salmon on the grill

615
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 5: and like asparagus and like you know, it was like

616
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 5: the whole The first night he made nachos that were

617
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 5: like baked nachos. So like with the Mexican cheese on

618
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 5: top and the like turkey, and then you put like

619
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 5: that in the oven. You take it out and you

620
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 5: put all the sour cream, the GLACAMOLEI the lettuce, all

621
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 5: of that on time.

622
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: They were beautiful.

623
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I love a baked nacho right now.

624
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 2: It was really good.

625
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 4: That's a key to any like going and staying in

626
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 4: a house. You invite one person and I don't know

627
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 4: your cousin, but you invite somebody who's good at cooking,

628
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 4: whether you actually want them there or not, treat them

629
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 4: like a friend, and then you've got everything taken care of.

630
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: Right one chef, I can make dreams.

631
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 4: Then you really are and you've got it. Yeah, but

632
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 4: if you love it, then then they could just be

633
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 4: in the kitchen and everyone gets to avoid them and

634
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 4: they're enjoying themselves. So that's a little sea.

635
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 5: And we assume they're enjoying themselves cooking. Then like, why

636
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 5: won't anyone talk to me? I haven't spoken to Lacey.

637
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 5: I was with Lacy in three years. And then she

638
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 5: invites me to an intimate Calm Springs trip.

639
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 4: Something's going on. She's either going to make me make

640
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 4: dinner or she's going to murder me. Oh wow, well

641
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 4: your cousin went and cooked. This sounds like a lovely time.

642
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

643
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 4: Now I've got this American flag, Lacey. I mean, let's

644
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 4: just be fully honest. If this was a real I

645
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 4: truly think if this was a birthday gift given to

646
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 4: me on my birthday, this would be the worst gift

647
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 4: that anyone ever gave anyone. Whack do you think? I

648
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 4: mean if you opened a birthday present and it had

649
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 4: an American flag in it, what would your reaction be?

650
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 5: I mean elation, this was the first word that comes

651
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 5: to mind. Maybe tears of joy.

652
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 2: No, I would hate it. I would absolutely hate it.

653
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 4: It's perfect for a podcast, but a birthday gift, Like,

654
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 4: I'm truly going through that scenario in my mind, and

655
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 4: I don't know what I would like. I would shut

656
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 4: down emotionally if somebody gave I who do you think

657
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 4: I am? And who are you? Why are you getting

658
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 4: me an American?

659
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 5: I thought you would like this because you're a bad guy.

660
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 4: This is the most boring. Weirdly, I would be mystified

661
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 4: for weeks to come.

662
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 5: Now I want to do it now. I want someone

663
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 5: to experience this genuinely and be like why and just

664
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 5: wonder for a long time. You need to give that

665
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 5: a shot. A report back.

666
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 4: I would really like to hear about somebody getting an

667
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 4: American flag. Just baffled, like it's like in January, You're

668
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 4: opening an American flag on your birthday. What's going on there?

669
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 4: Oh geez, that's a whole thing.

670
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 5: Well, and write like a weird card like I hope

671
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 5: you enjoy this, or oh think you.

672
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 4: I thought of you when I was I know you're American,

673
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 4: and I know literally nothing else about it about you.

674
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 4: This is the most default gift you could possibly give

675
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 4: someone in the United States, although but also the most

676
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 4: divisive gift. It's a really complicated puzzle gift, and I

677
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 4: guess there is something appealing about a gift that just

678
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 4: confuses and baffles. I want to play a game with you.

679
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: Ooh, yes, I would love to play a game.

680
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to give you a choice of games. We have,

681
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 4: the game Gift or a Curse, or the game Gift Master.

682
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 4: What do you feel like playing?

683
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 2: I'll go Gift Master.

684
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 4: Okay, give me a number of between one and ten.

685
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: Four.

686
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got to go into my calculation cave and

687
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 4: do some calculating here. Okay, I'm I'm headed in. In

688
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 4: the meantime, you use this time to promote something, recommend something,

689
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 4: do whatever you want. You've got the microphone for who

690
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 4: knows how long. I'll be right back.

691
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 5: Oh yes, So guys, I have a podcast called Scam Goddess.

692
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 5: If you like robbery and you like fraud and you

693
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 5: like to do robbery, even.

694
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 2: Listen, it's for you.

695
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 5: I've had we talked about so many criminals on the show,

696
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 5: and sometimes they reach out from jail, which has been

697
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 5: really wonderful.

698
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: I had one rapper who just got free.

699
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 5: His name is Chad Focused, and he embezzled a million

700
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 5: dollars to promote his rap album with billboards and lavish

701
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 5: trips and Instagram photos, and he's finally.

702
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,959
Speaker 2: Out of jail. So shout out to Chad.

703
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 5: We've had people write in about their robberies, which I

704
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 5: was like, this is incriminating and I have to delete

705
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 5: this evidence because I don't want the beds to come

706
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 5: for me. But it's a fun show about getting robbed

707
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 5: and scams. I. Oh, there's one weird story that I'll

708
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 5: tell about the fourth of July. My uncle Steve always

709
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 5: would come to these family reunions and it's super hot

710
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 5: in Texas, and he would cut his jeens into shorts.

711
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: But unfortunately, I think I think he did crack.

712
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that's what he was doing, and he

713
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 5: would like cut the shorts straight across and.

714
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 2: Then his butt would be hanging out of them.

715
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 5: So that was always a family a weird family thing

716
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 5: of just Uncle Steve's but being hanging out.

717
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 4: I had a wonderful use of time promotion, the stories.

718
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 4: We've got it all. Also, I just want to say

719
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 4: if if you haven't listened to Scam Goddess, it's such

720
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 4: a great podcast. And also the theme song is incredible.

721
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 4: It's such a tough thing. It's truly a delight to

722
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 4: listen to. Sou But let's enough about Lacey. Enough about

723
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 4: Scam Goddess. We're about to play gift Master Lacey. This

724
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 4: is how it works. I'm going to tell you three gifts,

725
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 4: three items that you can give us gifts, and then

726
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you three celebrities. You have to

727
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 4: tell me which celebrity you would give which gift and

728
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 4: why does that make sense?

729
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 2: Yes?

730
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 4: Okay, So the gifts that you're going to be giving

731
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:29,959
Speaker 4: today are lawn fertilizer, a cherished recipe, and a coffin. Now,

732
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 4: the people that you're going to be giving these two

733
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 4: are Helen Mirren, the Dame herself, Helen Mirren, Sierra R

734
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 4: and B pop songstress Sierra, and John Travolta. We all

735
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 4: know who John Travolta is. Wacko? What are you gonna do?

736
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna give the coffin to Sierra so she

737
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 5: can put her music career in it.

738
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:58,800
Speaker 4: Oh, Lacey, Oh my heart is breaking for Sierra.

739
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 2: Just go ahead.

740
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 5: She's beautiful, she's got the beautiful husband, she's got the

741
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 5: beautiful babies.

742
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 2: And you know who's her husband, Russell Wilson. Russell, Yeah,

743
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 2: Russell Wilson, the one who's a football player.

744
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 4: Oh, it's like a good looking couple.

745
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 2: It's a really good looking couple. It's like, you don't

746
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 2: even need to do music anymore.

747
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,240
Speaker 4: And like what happened to the Sierra? She was really

748
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 4: she was super hot for a while. Did Missy Elliott

749
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 4: betray her?

750
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,280
Speaker 5: They were thically think it was Missy Elliott.

751
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 4: Betrayed hers, kind of her champion, it felt like, and

752
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 4: then she felt but I will say Sierra had a

753
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 4: good song recently in the last couple of years.

754
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: Didn't she You're talking about level Up.

755
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 4: I'm thinking the song is like Whitney level It's like, now,

756
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 4: I want to find out Whitney Houston.

757
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 2: Did you just say Whitney Houston and Sierra in the

758
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: same sense.

759
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 4: It's like that kind of vibe, you know, like late

760
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 4: eighties pop music. I want to find out what it

761
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 4: is so I can recommend it to people.

762
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: I guess Sierra say it with her throat.

763
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 4: She's you know, it's like singing in quotation marks. If

764
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 4: I could find out, Oh it's called I think it's

765
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 4: called thinking about You, fantastic pop song.

766
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: I haven't heard it.

767
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm gonna listen to it and you're gonna throw

768
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 4: that coffin in a river because.

769
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put it in my ears.

770
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 4: Something something went wrong, let's just be honest. Something. There

771
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 4: were some bumps in the road, but she gave us

772
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 4: in the mid thousands some good songs.

773
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 5: She gave us goodies. And oh she did say like

774
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 5: that part was bad. I never said her music career

775
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 5: was bad. I just said it was over.

776
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 2: It's dead.

777
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 4: That's different. Okay, fair enough. She maybe the coffin is

778
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 4: good for her.

779
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 2: I love Sierra.

780
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 4: Sierra reached out to me. We'll talk off podcast. I

781
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 4: think that the Thinking about You song is fantastic, can't.

782
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 4: I want to also hear about what happened with Missy

783
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 4: Elliott because I think there was a falling out or something.

784
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 2: Ooh, I would love to know that, tea.

785
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 4: I would too something.

786
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 2: So what do I have left Helen Mirren John Chibalta.

787
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 4: I think you have a bag of lawn fertilizer, and

788
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 4: you also have a cherished recipe. So it may be

789
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 4: a recipe that you wrote or from you know, a

790
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 4: grandmother's cherish, you know, passed down over the years. It's

791
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 4: up to you. I don't care.

792
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 5: I would give Helen Mirren the cherish recipe because she

793
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 5: just always has felt like she could cook. Maybe it's

794
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 5: because of her boobs, but I just always thought like

795
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 5: she could be able to cook really.

796
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 4: Well, someone who knows how to do everything, yes.

797
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 2: And very well, like better than everyone.

798
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 5: So I could just see her in the kitchen, you

799
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 5: know what, are boobs there just stirring up the recipe

800
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 5: and like.

801
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 4: I don't think about Helen Maren's boobs. When I think

802
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 4: about Helen Mirren, I maybe I need to take it.

803
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:47,760
Speaker 5: They're really big, and I always associate like big boobs

804
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 5: with like good cooking.

805
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does kind of make sense. It's like you're

806
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 4: making your way around and you just know you've got

807
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 4: the situation under control, right.

808
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 5: And maybe that's just because there's so many like busty

809
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 5: ladies on boxes of food.

810
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: Why am I looking at that?

811
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 5: Maybe I'm a weirdo, you know, like, just look next

812
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 5: time you see foods with ladies.

813
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 4: On it, look at this. I'm thinking Little Debbie, which

814
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 4: I don't know what.

815
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: She's a child.

816
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 4: I thought little Debbie was like a woman, Debbie woman.

817
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,919
Speaker 4: Well the little throws you off. You know. It's like, right,

818
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 4: are they just saying little girl? Maybe it's time for

819
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 4: little Debbie to just become Debbie. I don't know, right,

820
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 4: Oh no, little all apologies to little Debbie.

821
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 5: Also, little Debbie is a rapper, because that's the first

822
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 5: little Debbie that came up.

823
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 4: Should be a rapper. Absolutely, I would love to hear

824
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 4: that rapper, right.

825
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 2: Okay, so little Debbie's a child, yeah, oh yeah, she's.

826
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 4: Like much a child. You know, we didn't know what

827
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 4: she looked like.

828
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: Guys, I was.

829
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 4: Picturing, you know, just your typical like fifties housewife with

830
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 4: the little Debbie pat Ka ching. That's probably I'm thinking, Uh,

831
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 4: who's the Crocker Woman, Betty Crony Crocker. I think I'm thinking,

832
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 4: who's the Crocker woman?

833
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: Said? No one ever?

834
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 4: And as far as I know, UH say it again,

835
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 4: who's the Crocker Uh, Susie Crocker, Betty Betty, Betty Crocker.

836
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 4: I remember a news story. She's like a computer.

837
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 5: Uh.

838
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,360
Speaker 4: They put her together with a computer, not a real person.

839
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 4: We've got really off topic here with the cer.

840
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,439
Speaker 5: It looks like like every white president's wife that we've

841
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 5: ever had.

842
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 4: It's just Nancy Reagan in several different costumes. That's what

843
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 4: it is, a red cardigan, and she's she's the Crocker Woman.

844
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,479
Speaker 2: Nancy Reagan, the original trap queen.

845
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 4: She certainly is Nancy. Get off my podcast.

846
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 5: So and then obviously now the fertilize there goes to

847
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 5: John Travolta.

848
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 4: Okay, and why just because it's like John, I had

849
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 4: this lying around, or it's I know your faul do

850
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 4: work on the scientology.

851
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 5: Property exactly like as a as a scientologist, I know

852
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 5: that he has to work on the on the grounds

853
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 5: or or give a lot of money.

854
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 2: So maybe if he ever wants to just like you.

855
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 5: Know, go till some some science god soil, you know,

856
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 5: for Xenom, And.

857
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 4: They've got a lot of property that needs maintenance. And

858
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 4: I bet people would be you know, the regular scientology

859
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 4: people who are out there like scrubbing the sidewalk with

860
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 4: the toothbrush should be thrilled to see him fertilizing along.

861
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 5: Exactly like I think he should become more of the people.

862
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 5: And also like I want to see l Ron Hubbard

863
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 5: out there scrubbing the.

864
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 4: Sidewalk, the very ghost of l Ron just kind of

865
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 4: floating around the properties with a giant bag or one

866
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 4: of those weird little what is that little machine that

867
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 4: throws the fertilizer.

868
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 5: It's like a Oh, I don't own a home, I

869
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 5: would I would never know what that was, but I

870
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 5: know I've seen it.

871
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,439
Speaker 4: But I don't know. I guess it's a fertilizer. Maybe

872
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 4: it's a fertilizer spreader. That feels like a word for.

873
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 2: That fertilizer spreader, lawn cutter.

874
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 4: It's a lot of that's what the situation is. Okay,

875
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 4: I think you actually did it. I mean you started

876
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 4: off a little hot, just so unfair to poor See.

877
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 2: You're in a big Sierra fan.

878
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 4: I just I just feel like something went wrong for

879
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,359
Speaker 4: about a decade for her, and she got way off

880
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 4: track and we I really felt like she was gonna

881
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 4: you know, there was a while when she was the

882
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 4: reigning queen.

883
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 5: Goes wrong for a decade. I feel like that's too

884
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 5: long for something to go wrong. If you're like, yeah, man,

885
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 5: I just something went wrong.

886
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 2: But for ten years it just.

887
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 4: Kept going wrong. I don't know what it's gonna go right.

888
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 2: And then you know, nine years later it was still

889
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: going wrong.

890
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 5: Too.

891
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 4: And now I've got a coffin. Oh geez, well that

892
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 4: all side. You're absolutely a gift master. I'm I'm proclaiming

893
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 4: Lacey is as scam god as she's a gift master.

894
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 4: What will she be next? She's gonna be on Sierra's head,

895
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 4: nest Or. I feel like I love Missy Elliott to

896
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 4: think you. I don't think you cross, Missy Elliott. Let's

897
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 4: just be hon no.

898
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 5: I love Missy, mistermeanor, and I love Sierra. I want

899
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 5: to make that clear. I don't want to think. I

900
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 5: don't want the blowback. I don't want the Sierra Hive

901
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 5: coming after me. What would they be called? The two Steppers,

902
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 5: the Goody, the Goodies?

903
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 4: Siera Knotts? Does that sound that sounds.

904
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 2: Like they all four chand or racism invasive?

905
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 4: A pop star? The Sierra Knotts. I'm a Sierra not

906
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 4: I'm gonna start the fan club Sierra ser miss. Oh this,

907
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 4: oh my god, that's incredible. The Sierra. You' a miss. Yeah,

908
00:43:55,400 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 4: you're just a refreshing just like Sierra herself. You're also

909
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 4: not that popular anymore.

910
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 5: Interest because people want brite and they're upset when they

911
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,760
Speaker 5: get Sierra Man.

912
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 4: Oh boy, Okay, we're moving on. We're Sierra. You've gone

913
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 4: a lot of time on this podcast. Get in touch

914
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 4: with me. We've got to move into the next thing.

915
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 4: Because people need our help, Lacy. People have been writing

916
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 4: into I said no gifts at gmail dot com. They

917
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 4: need help giving gifts to people in their lives. Will

918
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 4: you help me suggest some gifts?

919
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 2: Yes?

920
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 4: Okay, here's the first one. It says, Hello, Bridger and guest.

921
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 4: My sister had to postpone her wedding by a year

922
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 4: because of the pandemic and is obviously very sad about it.

923
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 4: I thought it might cheer her up to give her

924
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 4: a negative one year anniversary present. What is something I

925
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 4: can give her to make her smile, but it's also useful.

926
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 4: That's from Malura. She didn't tell me where she's from.

927
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 4: She's somewhere within the world because you know, worldwide pandemic

928
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 4: and she wants to give this negative one year anniversary.

929
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 4: This is a very untraditional I've never heard of such

930
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 4: a thing. So this is what does that even mean?

931
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 5: Is that like she hasn't had an anniversary.

932
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 4: So I guess maybe on the the planned wedding date

933
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 4: that they were that has probably now come and gone

934
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 4: or is coming up or whatever, she's going to give

935
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 4: them a gift. As I'm not I'm not a mathematician,

936
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 4: I'm not a wedding planner. I'm just here with an email.

937
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 5: So one, I want to say, let's rebrand it from

938
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 5: calling it negative one year maybe because right there, yeah, Laura, yeah,

939
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 5: I can't think one hmmm, So for for their end, Okay,

940
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 5: So I always think it's cool to give people things

941
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 5: that they wouldn't buy for themselves, but that are super useful,

942
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 5: so you know, like all that, like kind of as

943
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 5: seen on TV ship.

944
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 4: I think some dump cake whatever that or.

945
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 2: Give her one of those things that makes one egg.

946
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 5: So since you'll probably be single again soon with your

947
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 5: negative one year anniversary.

948
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 4: You're gonna be wanting to microwave a single egg.

949
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 5: No, but yeah, something like that would, I feel like

950
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 5: would be thoughtful and useful, Like you know, if you

951
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 5: go on asen on TV dot com and see if

952
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 5: there's something fun on there that's useful that you'd never

953
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 5: buy yourself.

954
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 4: Right, something that like, Also, everybody has so much time

955
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 4: on their hands, they're goninna want to use a little

956
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 4: gadget or something that like otherwise they wouldn't have had

957
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 4: the time to figure out or screw around with anyway,

958
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 4: so she and her fiance can get together and microwave

959
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 4: an egg. I'm trying to think of some of these.

960
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 4: I guess basically every one of these items has now

961
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 4: been pitched on Shark Tank. So if you can remember

962
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 4: something that was on shark Tank, yeah, or sous snuggies

963
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 4: of Snuggies. I thought you said SUS's Nuggies and I

964
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 4: was wondering use that like a souv chicken nugget or

965
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 4: something suit. Some snuggies would be fine. And it's a

966
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 4: time when no one's dressing up anyway, so why not

967
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 4: throw on a comfortable robe. That's a blanket. I think

968
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 4: it is just a robe, and we fell for it.

969
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 2: I had one. Someone said let's turn.

970
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 5: A rope backwards and become millionaires, and they did it.

971
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 2: They did it.

972
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, uh, do what you want to do.

973
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 4: Maybe something that says just not married. I don't know.

974
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 4: Is that something that you can a plate or something.

975
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 5: I don't know, because I feel like if you're reminding

976
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 5: her that she didn't have her wedding.

977
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 4: That's gonna hearts.

978
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 2: Just not married.

979
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 4: Again. I'm doing I'm trying my hardest with this embroider.

980
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 5: A pillow that says you didn't get your deposit back

981
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 5: for your venue.

982
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 4: That's really rub it in there, truly. Just send them

983
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 4: a check for fifty dollars. It'll go towards this venue

984
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 4: cost that there ever is never coming back. Or you know,

985
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 4: maybe you send them two different sets of towels with

986
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 4: each of their last names on it, and then when

987
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 4: their wedding comes around, they can combine them and listen, Laura,

988
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 4: I'm just going to tell you you've created a situation for

989
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 4: yourself here that is very difficult. Godspeed. I'm leaving it

990
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 4: at that. We've got to help at least one more

991
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 4: person here, because we have a billion of these lazy

992
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:30,280
Speaker 4: Let's read this one, Highbridger. It's one of my oldest

993
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 4: childhood friend's birthdays in a couple of weeks. She works

994
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 4: in the medical field and is currently Oh wow, this

995
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 4: is a real thing on the frontline treating COVID nineteen patients.

996
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 4: She lives across the country for me, so I have

997
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 4: to send it to her in San Diego. Any ideas

998
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:48,280
Speaker 4: for a gift. I feel like a card with flowers

999
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 4: and a bottle of wine isn't special enough for thank

1000
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 4: you from Olivia Olivia. Great question. You're right now to

1001
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 4: just send her the flowers in a bottle of wine.

1002
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 4: Who cares about that? This person is? I don't know,

1003
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,800
Speaker 4: Lay It sounds like this person's exhausted all the time.

1004
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 4: First of all, I'm just gonna say, a face mask,

1005
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 4: something that can help her sleep. Second of all, send

1006
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 4: her give her some credit for takeout or something. I

1007
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 4: just yeah, a gift basket, a gift Basket's a great

1008
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 4: idea with but you got.

1009
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 5: To make the gift basket because I think it should

1010
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 5: be specific, Like you're saying, like a gift card to

1011
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 5: Uber Eats and a face mask and maybe a lavender

1012
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 5: spray that she can like put on her pillow at night, and.

1013
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 4: Yes, some sort of yeah.

1014
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can not crap, if you.

1015
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 5: Can get CBD lotion, that stuff is so great to

1016
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 5: rub on your feet and your back. And since she

1017
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,800
Speaker 5: can't really get a massage right now, like that's also nice.

1018
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 2: I do that stuff like this. I feel like I.

1019
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 4: Feel like some sort of you could send her one

1020
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 4: of those foot massaging machines. I feel like someone.

1021
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 2: Who's the same person.

1022
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 5: I was thinking that before you started talking, the ones

1023
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 5: that you like stick your feet in and like you

1024
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 5: give from Brookstone.

1025
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 4: If I've been running around a hospital all day, you

1026
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 4: want your feet mushed, So yeah, send her one of those.

1027
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,919
Speaker 4: I think, Olivia, we've just nailed it. That's the thing.

1028
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 4: She's going to be thrilled. It's something that she's never

1029
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 4: going to buy for herself.

1030
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 2: Exactly. I bought my mom one.

1031
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 4: Oh did she enjoy it?

1032
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, she loves it.

1033
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 4: Go to the Brookstone or the sky mall or the

1034
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 4: I feel like there's another one of those gadget zones.

1035
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 4: Or I'm sure this is an easy thing to acquire,

1036
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 4: and you also it's an easy thing to ship. You

1037
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,959
Speaker 4: just order it online and send it to her. Yeah,

1038
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 4: and then you don't even have to this, I mean

1039
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 4: knows the world. We've really done Olivia and her friend

1040
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 4: a favor. Okay, well we've answered two questions. I'm ending

1041
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 4: it at that. We've helped enough people already. What a

1042
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 4: wonderful time I've had having Lacey here. Despite this, you know,

1043
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 4: I've this really mind bending gift from Lacy. I know

1044
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 4: you love it. I am now the owner of an

1045
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 4: American flag.

1046
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,760
Speaker 5: We just don't hang it anywhere. Sounds really weird, mixed message.

1047
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 4: It certainly does. It's a very complicated symbol right now,

1048
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 4: and uh it will. I'm also gonna I will be

1049
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 4: posing with it for a photo on Instagram, which is

1050
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 4: going to become even more confusing. And it's just gonna

1051
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 4: but uh it's gonna be. It's gonna That's the thrill

1052
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 4: of a podcast. That's a thrill of seft. Lacey is

1053
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 4: the scam goddess and when you when you invite the

1054
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 4: scam Goddess into your home, you do not know what

1055
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 4: to expect, and that's what's so exciting. Lacey, thank you

1056
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 4: so much for being here. It's so wonderful having you. Everyone,

1057
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,720
Speaker 4: go listen to Scam Goddess and uh yeah.

1058
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is amazing. Thank you so much for having me.

1059
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 4: Oh thank you, and uh bye, everybody, I don't know,

1060
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,959
Speaker 4: take care of yourselves. Go light some fireworks. I said

1061
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 4: no gifts isn't exactly right production. It's engineered by Earth

1062
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 4: Angel Stephen Ray Morris. The theme song is by Miracle

1063
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 4: Worker Amy Mann. You can follow the show on Instagram

1064
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 4: and Twitter. At I said no gifts, And if you

1065
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 4: have a question or need help getting a gift for

1066
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 4: someone in your life, email me at I said no

1067
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 4: gifts at gmail dot com. Listen and subscribe on Apple podcast,

1068
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 4: Stitcher or wherever you found me, and why not leave

1069
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 4: a review while you're at it?

1070
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: Hello? And why did you hear? Funa made myself perfectly clear,

1071
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: But you're a guess to me. You gotta come to

1072
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 1: me empty and.

1073
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 3: I said no guests, your presences, presents, and I'm already

1074
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 3: too much stuff.

1075
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 2: So how do you Dad to surbey me

1076
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 3: Fifteen