1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,520 Speaker 1: It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. And how many times 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: have we said on this show technology is advancing so 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 1: much we don't even know what's new anymore. Well, we're 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: going to take advantage of that today by calling a 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 1: lady and telling her that we know why her cell 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,239 Speaker 1: phone isn't working properly. It's because she missed an important 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 1: step in the activation process. And it is so out 8 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: there that maybe you might think, well, I mean, I 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: guess it could be true, and she actually does it, 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:36,239 Speaker 1: you're gonna hear in your phone tap right now. 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 2: Hello. 12 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Stuart and calling from Wireless customer support. 13 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:47,600 Speaker 1: I'm looking for Debbie. Yeah, this is me dev According 14 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,279 Speaker 1: to my email, you recently purchased a phone from us, 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,640 Speaker 1: and my supervisor passed on a message to me saying 16 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: that you're having some issues with it. 17 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 2: Yes, it's a new phone. So I don't get why 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 2: this is happening. Every time I was proud to turn 19 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 2: on any app, the phone just completely shuts down. 20 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: I understand. So can I ask, are you currently talking 21 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: to me on this device? 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 2: No, I'm on my husband's phone. 23 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: Oh you're all right? That works, So I think I 24 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: might know the issue that you're having. Are you familiar 25 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: with the new operating system we use called hatch? 26 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,720 Speaker 2: No non hatch huh huh. 27 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, in order for your phone to be fully functional, 28 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: it needs to hatch out of its shell. What think 29 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,759 Speaker 1: of it? Like this? You are the mother of this 30 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: brand new baby phone, and you need to hatch it 31 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 1: so that it can come to life. 32 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 2: Oh what? Okay, that sounds ridiculous. What does that mean? 33 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: Well, that way, it's not going to go back into 34 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: its shell once you start pressing all the buttons and everything, 35 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: because that's what it sounds like it's doing right now. 36 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 1: Hasn't been officially birthed yet into the world. I know, 37 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: these new phones are kind of crazy. They're highly advanced. 38 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 2: This is too much, not really, though. 39 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk you through this. Let me help you 40 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 1: hatch your phone and we can get it all taken 41 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: care of for you. 42 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 2: Okay, all right. 43 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 1: So here's what I need you to do. I need 44 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: you to get your phone put it in your hand, 45 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: all right, this is my hand. Okay, now, gently place 46 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: it under your backside area and sit on it. 47 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:26,239 Speaker 2: Phone. No, no way, yes, this is a joke, right, 48 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 2: it's not it. 49 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: I mean I know it sounds like a joke, but 50 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,239 Speaker 1: the phone actually becomes hatched once it connects with a 51 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: human heat source, such as yourself. 52 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 2: I've never heard of anything like this. 53 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 1: I understand, this is all new. The technical term for 54 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: it is called thermogenesis. That's the process of heat generation 55 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 1: in your body from one to another. It's all kind 56 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: of technical. 57 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't. I can't. 58 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: So just let me know when the phone is underneath 59 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: you and then we can proceed. Okay, the phone is 60 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: underneath me, Okay, all right, So I just want you 61 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: to keep me on the phone with you as you 62 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,079 Speaker 1: hatch your little one. 63 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 2: This is a joke. 64 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,640 Speaker 1: This it not. It's actually, if you think about it, 65 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: pretty exciting. 66 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,119 Speaker 2: No, it actually isn't. This is ridiculous. Like, I've never 67 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 2: heard of anything like this. 68 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: I can tell you're nervous and this is obviously new 69 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,079 Speaker 1: to you. So we're going to take this slow. Are 70 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: you feeling anything yet? Are you feeling it? Hatch? 71 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 2: No, the phone is not on at all. 72 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to need you to turn the phone 73 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: on and then place it back underneath you. 74 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay. 75 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: Okay, it's back under you. 76 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 2: Yes, it is great. 77 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: So now I'm just going to send you a text 78 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 1: message to help out. So you might feel a slight 79 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: vibration down there as this occurs, so don't paying attention 80 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: to it. I'm just helping the little guy or a 81 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: little girl. Hatch do you know if it's a boy 82 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: or a girl yet? 83 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 2: I'm not answering that it's a phone. It's a thing. 84 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 1: Well, I know, a few generations ago that's how it was. 85 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: But this is going to be a part of your life. 86 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: My god, it's a part of your family. 87 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 2: It's too much, ai aia, it's over too much. I 88 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 2: don't like it. 89 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: I understand, it's overwhelming. I get that. 90 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 2: Is it done yet it is hatched? Because this is ridiculous. 91 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 1: Let me check and yeah, okay, the timer says you 92 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: should be all good. Congratulations, mommy, you just hatched a 93 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: cell phone? 94 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 2: No way, yeah. 95 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: Work, go for it. Let's see it start it turned on. 96 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: Maybe you can try and open an app. Tell me 97 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: what it does. 98 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 2: I just opened an app and the whole thing shut 99 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:45,719 Speaker 2: down again. Oh yeah, okay, uh, you said I hatched it. 100 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 2: It's not hacked. 101 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: Well, it could be that your bottom isn't quite warm enough. 102 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 2: It's the hottest but in town. 103 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: Well that's not true because actually my bottom runs hot. 104 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,039 Speaker 1: It's super hot. 105 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is a joke. 106 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: I actually they hatched three cell phones this morning before breakfast. 107 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 2: The dumbest thing ever. 108 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. I can kind of agree with you there. 109 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 1: Your husband, Christian actually set you up. Dev I'm sorry. 110 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,040 Speaker 1: My name is jeff You're on the radio right now 111 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: with Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing 112 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:25,840 Speaker 1: a phone tap on you do that. It was your 113 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: husband's idea. He said that you were having some issues 114 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 1: with your phone, so he wanted us to prank you. 115 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 2: Oh my god, he has wato much time on his hand. 116 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, because his phone has been hatched, and you just 117 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 1: need to do yours so that you can become a 118 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: full family. 119 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 2: I can't. I can't with you wake up every morning 120 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 2: with phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brook and 121 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.