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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important. Today on This is Important, the mounds

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Speaker 1: with the dark chocolate, we would just get fucking so stoned,

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Speaker 1: hilariously high. I will never apologize again. Fuck y'all. And

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Speaker 1: I really truly believe. However, you want to express your

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Speaker 1: love to somebody else, do it. Let's go and we're

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Speaker 1: off to the races. Diarrhea. Did you have some some

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Speaker 1: nar nar banks lately? I got within the last week.

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Speaker 1: I've sprayed the ball once. Okay, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: And let's get into it. Okay. Yeah, And this is

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Speaker 1: what the podcast has devolved into, talking about Kyle's poopoos. Hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: welcome to This is Important. I was just simply dehydrated,

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Speaker 1: and I went ahead and got a lot of water

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Speaker 1: in my system and everything bulked right back up. We're

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Speaker 1: all good. That's interesting. So for the guys that drink,

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Speaker 1: I'm still have you been drinking a lot lately or

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Speaker 1: have you been toning down the drinking in the in

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Speaker 1: the core? I mean, I think I told you guys

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Speaker 1: last week, Uh, I bought like eleven cases of hard Seltzer. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The taste, it's like water. I drink like three or

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Speaker 1: four a night and it's I'm like, am I drunk?

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Speaker 1: Where are my kids? Well, they're more. It's more at

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Speaker 1: least with uh with our brand. Me and blake E's

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Speaker 1: are pod Sauce. Hold on our pod Sauce Ashland Hard Seltzer.

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Speaker 1: It's five percent, So it's more than just a regular beer.

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Speaker 1: What's a regular beer? It's like four Yeah, they're they're

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Speaker 1: all most of them are five percent. A bud light

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Speaker 1: isn't none of them. I'm talking about the hard Seltzers though. Yeah. Right,

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Speaker 1: And if you guys are ripping that, I'm ripping. I'm

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Speaker 1: a nude dude and I'm sticking to it. You got

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Speaker 1: a chill on New Dude all about Ashlyn. It's a

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Speaker 1: Ashlyn and I'm just living in it. Yeah, team as

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Speaker 1: taste taste like that. Did you guys figure out what

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Speaker 1: the mixer is for these Seltzer's? What is the alcohol

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Speaker 1: in the You're talking like, is it a mall mall?

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Speaker 1: There's barley, there's it's in there. Yeah. They brew it

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Speaker 1: like they would a beer. So it's a beer, but

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Speaker 1: it's just got what what's the deal. But it's selzer, Dude,

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Speaker 1: it's different. It's impossible to explain ahead and read that

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Speaker 1: Ashlands gluten free. Okay, we need a non alcoholic selzer

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Speaker 1: to give you. It's just called sparkling water. Well, I

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Speaker 1: got it. It's called Delacroix right here. Yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: you're the guy with T so I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's because of just too much coffee, pizza, pizza boy.

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Speaker 1: That's a great Yes, I gotta get rid of this

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Speaker 1: Halloween canny that's clogging up my lifestyle because that that

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Speaker 1: the mistake of going like, oh, yeah, I should buy

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Speaker 1: eighty dollars of Halloween candy, or like way too much.

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Speaker 1: It's on sale because the kids, you know, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: be kids to give it to. And then I totally

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Speaker 1: to be coming and digging their little fingers. Totally forgot. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I totally forgot. I just bought pounds and pounds of

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Speaker 1: candy whoops on the lie, whoops and doop suits. Well,

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Speaker 1: the goal is you buy a ton of candy that

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Speaker 1: way you have mad choices. But then come Halloween you

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Speaker 1: give it all away. Turns out Halloween come and gone,

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Speaker 1: and I still have tons of candy because there's no

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Speaker 1: kids to give it to. Would you now? I have

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Speaker 1: just mounds and mounds of mounds. Oh I love mounds.

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Speaker 1: Oh well played? What is that what you got? You

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Speaker 1: got mounds? You got almond joy I have almond joy,

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Speaker 1: I got some Twiz, I got you know, jolly Ranchers.

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Speaker 1: I got sweet Tarts. I had have Reese's peanut butter cups.

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Speaker 1: I have um milk duds, I have what are those

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Speaker 1: like I used to give away the almond Joys, like

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Speaker 1: But as an adult, your your palette has matured a

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Speaker 1: Is that what it was? The mounds are dark chocolate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: then Almond joy have milk chocolate and the one or

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Speaker 1: two almonds in it. Okay. Yeah. When I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: Are they smaller now? The cups? Well, the ones that

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Speaker 1: the little mini ones I'm talking about. Our Is the

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Speaker 1: standard fucking one smaller? I think, boy, you just got bigger, boy,

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Speaker 1: that's true. I also don't like unwrapping them anymore. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not dealing with that. Those were so cool to

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Speaker 1: Now I want I want to call up Mars fucking hershey,

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Speaker 1: whatever and go what's the deals? Get at us sponsor

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Speaker 1: the pod I've wrapped Mars. Well, that is like the

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Speaker 1: why you had to eat them right away, because they

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Speaker 1: would not last any kind of heat. Like they were.

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Speaker 1: They were soft. They they were soft, they could not stand.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't last for long. You had to eat them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm miss being a kid. Halloween as an adult is

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Speaker 1: way less fun. It's it's way less fun as a kid.

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Speaker 1: I remember you just got robbed, or you or my

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Speaker 1: you'd like you'd run into a kid in your neighborhood

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Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, I got my candy taken, and

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Speaker 1: you're like you guys, really lucky. That was just Halloween.

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Speaker 1: no it happened to me. Yeah, I do remember wrapping

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Speaker 1: Kyle was dressed as it was so scary to funk.

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Speaker 1: had wet ass long hair and that was your costume, dude.

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Speaker 1: The photo that Kyle sent me the other day of us,

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Speaker 1: Who Gets the Dog on Animal Planet where it was

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Speaker 1: hair being that insane. Bro, it was so wild. You

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Speaker 1: guys look like Pokemon. Yeah crazy, Yeah, look, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: look like a fucking Pokemon character. Kyle looks like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you are leading the black parade. You are my chemical

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Speaker 1: romance fucking superstar over here. Totally very short lived MCR

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Speaker 1: it into my forehead like I do not remember your

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Speaker 1: Emo bangs. That's so weird. This was like film school.

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Speaker 1: to like this like Emo side major league. When I

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Speaker 1: was cutting the short films about suicide and darkness. If

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Speaker 1: everybody's films. And every time I'd go into the edit bay,

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Speaker 1: which is just your bedroom, which was right next to

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Speaker 1: my bedroom, it was you cutting a new short film

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Speaker 1: about someone staring at themselves in the mirror, contemplating suicide.

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Speaker 1: It's like every fucking kid that goes to film school,

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Speaker 1: this is like secretly wants to kill themselves, is it?

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Speaker 1: Because they're like they think that that's the heaviest thing,

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Speaker 1: doesn't require like you acting with a scene partner. It's

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Speaker 1: mirror acting, so you only need one actor. It's all internal.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's a moneymaker and seeing. Yeah thin, right,

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Speaker 1: and you just sucking blow your brands out. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: with like Bolimia and the character, trying to decide whether

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Speaker 1: or not you had your character. No, no, no, you

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Speaker 1: don't know. I was about to. I wasn't. I was cutting.

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Speaker 1: I was cutting these things. I wasn't an actor at

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Speaker 1: that point, I wasn't an actor and so freaking Carl, dude, No,

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Speaker 1: that's not true, because you had like a a student

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Speaker 1: there's like a lightbulb swinging back and forth and you're

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Speaker 1: like contemplating. That was a documentary. That was just some

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Speaker 1: found footage. Oh dude, that was Oh no, No, that

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Speaker 1: my brother filmed with the SloMo camera, and that was

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Speaker 1: like lampoon ng all of these that's what that felt

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a good ass fucking actor player, but like,

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Speaker 1: can't disagree with that that one. You watch it now,

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Speaker 1: it's very it's a lampoon of all that ship it was.

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Speaker 1: It was out of school. I will say that Kyle

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Speaker 1: damn thank you. Yeah, he makes some good choice. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. You make some real fun, original choices that

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Speaker 1: they're not very calculated at all. It's just running with it.

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Speaker 1: I think what's about Kyle is that like his creative

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Speaker 1: what would you call this? This fountain of creativity is

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Speaker 1: very personal. And my favorite itera of this is when

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Speaker 1: Adam and Blake both they all lived together, but Adam

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Speaker 1: would just bail on Kyle and be like, we're going

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Speaker 1: out to play ski ball or whatever. Hit a ball.

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Speaker 1: We also had we were dating roommates as well, do

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Speaker 1: you guys roommates? The girls were roommates. I had my dog.

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Speaker 1: Kyle would just be like the fucking fifth wheel and

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Speaker 1: he'd get left home and through this sorrow he created

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Speaker 1: one of the greatest concept albums known to man oh

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Speaker 1: Man unreleased. Uh Friends of Aliens. Yeah, yep, I'm thicking

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Speaker 1: aliens tonight. Do you want to give the like the

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Speaker 1: log line to like the synapsis of a synopsis? Dude? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was all about a guy me who could not

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Speaker 1: it was really smart, like went to space like no

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Speaker 1: it to turn into the tusk? Eighteen months? I feel

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00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,719
Speaker 1: like I'm specific. Yeah, all kidding aside, Yeah, it is.

418
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: It is like calcium deposits, right, hair is calcium dead? Calcium?

419
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: I wonder what the longest pubic hair is because obviously,

420
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: like there's a for Guinness Guinness Book of World Records,

421
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 1: why don't they just just give us what we want?

422
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 1: We want longest dick, it has to be in there.

423
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: Stop working around. We want longest pew. Do they not?

424
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: Do they need a porn or like anatomy? Okay, yeah,

425
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: I know, like a porn gennis. Yes, here's According to

426
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: the Illustrated Book or Sexual Records, the longest known pubic

427
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: hair in history was twenty eight inches long and belonged

428
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: to a woman from South Africa. The hair was so

429
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 1: long it reached her knees. The same woman had armpit

430
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: hair that was thirty two inches long. Oh this woman

431
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: was that's awesome, But like, like what was runner up?

432
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: What was runner up? Like? Is she a freaking nature

433
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: kind of thing where it's just like that's the one.

434
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: Or are there like twenty thousand people out there with

435
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: ten inch long pubic hair. That's what I'm more interested in, right,

436
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: Like is this a common thing to have foot long pubes? Yeah?

437
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try. Illustrated Book of Sexual Records, So that

438
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: is a that is a book, the Illustrated Book of

439
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 1: Sexual Records. That's I bet if you started to commit

440
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: and you started to take care of it. I bet

441
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: if you if you started to actually like train it,

442
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,400
Speaker 1: it would grow longer than if you just like put

443
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 1: on underwear and made it crumple up. You know what

444
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: I mean? You have to there there has You have

445
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: to be able to comb it out and your training

446
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: name you're putting, you're putting carrot juice just because if not,

447
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: it'll just roll up onto itself and and you you

448
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: would have like dreadlocks down there, and then that would

449
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: you know, crumple up? Right? Exactly what do you mean

450
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: you would have? Are you not supposed to have? Is

451
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: it not? You? You're rocking dreads? There's this there's his

452
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 1: pubic hair looks like the two twin Matrix brothers, the

453
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: blonde dreadlocked. Yes, the Freeway race is guys rocked. They

454
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 1: better be back for the new Matrix. Yeah, they were cool.

455
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: Not watching they may be almost see that movie. They

456
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: were a highlight. Also, when you're your hair will grow

457
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: longer if you like, give a little trim on the end,

458
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: just cut off the dead end. So I bet if

459
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: you do that with your pubes too, it'll grow longer. Man,

460
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: I never bought into that. I never bought into that. Um,

461
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: it's true. That's got of you. What's next, right, Like,

462
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: that's the new industry is just clipping the end of

463
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: people's cubes so they get longer. That's where the money is. Yeah, dude,

464
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 1: that's for sure a gold mine. That's genius. You've always

465
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: been on the top of it. I want to shave

466
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,959
Speaker 1: bear and then spread chia pet like paste on it

467
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: and just just lay back and see what's just for man, pizza,

468
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: What do you want to do? I want to shave

469
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: bear and then I want to take that wooden knife

470
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: that they have and just spread the chia pet seeds

471
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: across it. Just later and let it ride. See what happen.

472
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: Grass will grow out of your dick. Yeah, that's like

473
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: a sunlight. I want to know, man. I think I

474
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: think you've got to have like dirt there for it

475
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: to like seed in and stuff. I probably got a

476
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: little sigh into this experiment though. That's what the Cheta

477
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: ship is, right, doesn't give you a little spread? Well,

478
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: chias are seeds. You need the soil, that's right. Uh,

479
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: have you guys been on TikTok? I know we've talked

480
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: about a little bit. I know Blake has a burner

481
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: account that he makes fun to talk videos that he

482
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 1: won't let us see. But I've recently got on TikTok

483
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: because I've been seeing so many videos that I think

484
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: are pretty great, and I'm like, I don't think these

485
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: generated on the Instagram where they coming from. It's the TikTok.

486
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: So I get on. I'm gonna I'm gonna start TikTok

487
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: and because god damn, it looks fun and uh, there

488
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: is a cool thing that you can do on TikTok

489
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: that I've seen where you can like act with people

490
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: who record their lines, and that seems like the most

491
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: fun where you have recorded their lines and then you

492
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: have to do a scene with them. That'd be great.

493
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? I think So I've barely

494
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: tinkered around with it, but there's some characters on the TikTok.

495
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, we we gotta get on. I'm trying

496
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: to do less less. I don't want to fuck it. Yeah,

497
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. This isn't more. By the way, if

498
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: it's good, it'll end up on Instagram. The cream will

499
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: rise to the top. I don't want another fucking app

500
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: to just eat my time. Like you know the little

501
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: the bar on your phone that tells you how you

502
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: spend your time. We're gonna get one of those when

503
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: you die, and you're gonna see how much time you

504
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: spent on your phone looking at fucking I don't know

505
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: what else. And it's gonna be fucking it's gonna be

506
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: so fucking sad. Is behind you there, bro, that is

507
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. I just can't. I'm like, I'm already grammed out.

508
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: I'm not even on Twitter anymore. I'm not on Facebook anymore.

509
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: I'm on Instagram, and it's still like, give me the

510
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: funk out of here, give me on a bicycle like

511
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: my friend Adam, and fucking I'd rather be outside, that's all. Yeah.

512
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: But even on the bicycle, I'm just listening to podcasts.

513
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm still getting the the the entertainments. Yeah,

514
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: I just it's so disposable. I'm gonna I'm gonna become

515
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: a Twitter That's what I'm gonna be. I'm gonna point

516
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: a camera, I'm gonna sit in a chair. I'm gonna

517
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: play video games twenty four hours a day. That's that's

518
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: my new that's my new. Career live streaming. But you're

519
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: performing for people as a Twitter You are doing that

520
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: for people as opposed to just sitting there watching them. Right. Yes,

521
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,720
Speaker 1: Twitch now is more than just video. Yeah, you can

522
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: do anything on Twitch is basically just like your own

523
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 1: live television show. Can you do porno on Twitch? No,

524
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: they're very strict about nudity on Twitch. No nudity on

525
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: on the twitters. Yeah, that's weird because it Twitch sounds

526
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 1: like some freaky ship. Then that happens. It sounds like

527
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: you're on some freaky ship, like a little twitch suck

528
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: on my TikTok's. I think even with like the fucking

529
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: pandemic and you're on Zoom for like I'm on Zoom

530
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 1: for like six seven hours a day, I do not

531
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: even really want to look at my my phone for

532
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: longer or a screen for longer. It's just it's debilitating, bro. Yeah,

533
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: but if it's twitch, and I think I don't know

534
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: if you guys know this, but all kidding aside, the

535
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: twitch is like the part of the nut sack in

536
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: the back that hangs right, that's the twitch. Wait, what

537
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: is your Yeah? Yeah, the part of the nut sack

538
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: in the back that hangs from the back of the

539
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: nuts act that part the same, right, that's the twitch twitch. Yeah,

540
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: so if you ever hashtag twitch, that's that's what you're

541
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: talking about. Where's the Where's the TikTok? Can you continue

542
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: the analogy and tell me where the TikTok is? Yeah,

543
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: that is in the back of the throat. Those are

544
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: the testic like that has to be a gooch is

545
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: a TikTok? That's the strip of TikTok. That's your testicles,

546
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 1: you're TikTok. Yeah, oh yeah, that would make sense. Yeah,

547
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: I mean the taint is the taint, you know, right, obviously,

548
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: the the gooch, yeah, the twitches the same, the twitches

549
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: that same. Yeah, and then the tick and the talk

550
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, the left and the right, they're all

551
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: my space. So can we change the subject. I think

552
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: we know what the crunchy role is. Okay, that was

553
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: a great Oh my gosh. Yeah. Sometimes you get out

554
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: to just put the kidding aside for a second and um,

555
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: you know, and just really get down to business. Yeah. Yeah,

556
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: speaking of Blake, that's from Little Caesar's right, that pizza

557
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: pizza of course. Yeah, I know, I'm just letting everybody know, no, no, man,

558
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: come on, don't let anyone know they're gonna come for

559
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: our show. No, but like, here's my fucking thing. What's

560
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: up with the five dollar hatt and Ready? I heard

561
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: it's gone, but thank god, there's nothing in this world

562
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: that's five dollars anymore. What, unfortunately, is the five dollar

563
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 1: foot long gone to? Yes, no, but that's different. That's different. No,

564
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 1: they come and that comes and goes. That's gone. Yeah,

565
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: that goes, and then they'll bring it back as like

566
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: a special we're doing it again. Yeah, five dollar foot

567
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: long at Subway. I went a few months ago and

568
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll take the five dollar foot long

569
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, bitch, we don't do that. Yeah they

570
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: told you. They didn't say that, but yeah, it was

571
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: sort of like no, no, actually, we don't do that.

572
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I just can't believe it. Hot the five

573
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: dollar HoTT and Ready was the best deal on planet Earth. Man.

574
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 1: That was so good. It's so gross. It's not food though. Okay,

575
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: hey wait, because it's already waiting for you. Correct. Can

576
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: we do a pizza rank? Can we do a pizza rank?

577
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: What's your what's your like? What do we call this

578
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: fast food? Pizza. It's gotta be a national chain or

579
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: at least regional national chain pizza rank. Okay, let's name

580
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: them first, just so we can like wet our whistles on,

581
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,919
Speaker 1: like who we got? Okay, So, Dominoes, Domino, Dominoes, Papa John's,

582
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut is round table a thing anymore?

583
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: Ron Table is not a national chain? Is Godfather's are

584
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: a national chain? Or no? I don't know. No? What

585
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: about Mountain Mike's isn't a national chain. Let's start naming

586
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: pizza places they only have. What about, dude, there's alla

587
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: Mountain Mics out there. What about Ferdinando's, Pepper Dirty Nancy's?

588
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: What about? What about the Bowling Alley by my house? Okay?

589
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: Little Caesar's. I mean look, it really comes down to Domino's,

590
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Papa John's. Okay, right, yes, well,

591
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: I mean for me, it's hands down Papa John's and

592
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: Domino's because it depends on what kind of what kind

593
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: of pizza you want. If you want a thicker crust,

594
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: you go with the Papa John's. Personally, I'm a thin

595
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: crust boy. I could eat Dominoes. All day long. Dominoes,

596
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: I could eat it all day. Yeah, Dominos has a

597
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: salty ass thick crust too, which is bombas fuck. Dog

598
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: Dominoes is what's up? But I think I'm a pizza

599
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: hut dude. Pizza Hut Kyle, I'm a pizza hut dude. Yeah,

600
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 1: for taste and taste alone on pizza Hut, I'm going

601
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: for it really absolutely. I love how you need to

602
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: clarify that it's just based on taste. Could you be

603
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: a little bit more specific? Well, for deals, I already

604
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: stated it's a little five dollar hot and ready for

605
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: the bang for your buck. I'm going for the hot

606
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,880
Speaker 1: and ready. That's why I'm piste is gone because piss. Now,

607
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: let's talk about deals for its own podcast on the

608
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: next episode. We're just gonna deal with the thing that

609
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 1: everyone cares about out flavor of I don't know, I

610
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: mean his money. Your bottom line is flavor the bottom line.

611
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm speaking to two different groups of people here. Hey,

612
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: that's true. Well, there's cupons for everything in the newspaper, Blake,

613
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 1: why are you you win and doing what I'm having

614
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,439
Speaker 1: to say? Well, because Papa John's to me isn't even

615
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: they're not a titan of the industry at all. Hey, Blake,

616
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: take your politics out of it. I'm not even talking

617
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: talking about goddamn flavor. And by the way, you guys

618
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: have to follow or at least go to his page.

619
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: Papa John's Instagram page hilarious. He's also a fellow cyclist,

620
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: so I bombed with him on that. But he he

621
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 1: comes in and he's like, uh, he like flexes. He's

622
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: like flexes. One arm is like Papa pump. We've we've

623
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: covered this, We've talked about this on the podcast. We've

624
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: we've already done this. Hey, guys, we're gonna go in circles.

625
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: It's how it's the whole world is cyclical. Okay, this

626
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: dude's on a mission. Pizza Papa Hey, between Dominoes and

627
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: Papa John's, who are you flying with Dominoes? Uh? Adam,

628
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying, out of those two, I probably would go

629
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 1: I yeah, I would probably stick with Dominoes. Okay, Kyle said,

630
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 1: I said the hut the hut. I said, you're not

631
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: getting better than the hut. I am one hundred and

632
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: fifty hut boy, Hu hu hu hut hike. Yeah, I

633
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: like pizza Hut. I think you guys are in the

634
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: far minority. I do believe Dominoes sketches me out. Yeah,

635
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: it's way too salty. I gotta go with Papa John's

636
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: about that sauce. The fruity sauce. Papa John's is great.

637
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: It comes with like the garlic butters, like get the

638
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: funk out of here in little peppers and ship the funk.

639
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: Are you talking? Are you trying to help me and

640
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: give me extras? I will say, I will say, I

641
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. I don't know if

642
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: I've ever had Papa John's exactly because it's not on

643
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: the map. Like, I don't know if I've ever had

644
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: Papa John's in my life. I have Papa Murphy's, but

645
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: that was a local place by where I grew up.

646
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: I would Papa Murphy's is a huge national change, is it.

647
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut ruled the nine Well, then I changed my

648
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,720
Speaker 1: I changed my whole thing. I'm all about Papa Murphy's

649
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: cookie dough baby, not even pizza Wait, hold up, hold up.

650
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: Blake has a horrible point. He wants to repeat a

651
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut ruled the nineties, Okay, and bitch, it's where

652
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: are you at? It's gone downhill. Pizza Hut is not

653
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: great anymore. You gotta try their thin crust cracker, thin

654
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: stuff crust pizza. Dog who started stuff crust pizza? I

655
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,240
Speaker 1: worked for Pizza Hut. I love that job too. Pizza pizza.

656
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: You don't think they jack that from some local place.

657
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: Stuff crust pizza. You want me to rattle some more

658
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: inventions of I know meat lovers, they did it. Thank you.

659
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: Puzzone baby, get out of dude. The pozone was so wack.

660
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: We gotta do a taste. These are innovator pozzone versus

661
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: So you're saying you gotta have that in a papadilla,

662
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: a pozzona versus a Papa dilla. Oh yeah, get the

663
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: Papa dida on my face. I might have to do

664
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: that taste as the cheeseburger. So Papa Murphy's doesn't count

665
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: because it's like you're taking bake. Is that what's up?

666
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: Because I like Papa Murphy's better than all that. Papa

667
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: Murphy Kyle, what are you talking about? Papa Murphy? Papa Dude.

668
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: Papa Murphy's. I just looked it up. It's the fifth

669
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: largest pizza chain in the country. That's my ship. Then

670
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: it goes Dominoes, Pizza Hut, Little Caesar's, Papa John's, Papa Murphy.

671
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: Thank you. I thought Papa John's was Papa Mury. I've

672
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: never even heard of it. I've never heard of it,

673
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: my dude, Papa Murphy's is. It's because it's not a

674
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: classic pizza place. But it's a taking bake. It's a

675
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: taking bake. You gotta take it home and then cook

676
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,879
Speaker 1: it yourself. Disqualified. No, you preheat the oven, you drive

677
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: the store, you grab it, you come home, you toss

678
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: in the oven. You gotta ten minutes later. And they

679
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: got bar mass cookie. Dog and I talk about the

680
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 1: cookie dough without just stepping on me for a moment.

681
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: We're not talking about cookies. We're not talking about cookie dough.

682
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: The cookie dough is so fucking good, dog, dude, save

683
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: it for the next episode. Why we're talking about this

684
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: right now? Motherfucker? What's about pizza? Bottom line, I'm talking

685
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 1: about pizza, taking bake, heating your up and up, cooking

686
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: at yourself for a lower price. Now I'm getting the

687
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 1: motherfucking money, all right, and you getting fucking cookie dough.

688
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: And you eat that ship raw on the way home. Look,

689
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: that's disgusting, Kyle. You're revealing a lot about yourself right now,

690
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,240
Speaker 1: and it's disgusting. What this is how I was raised?

691
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: This is how I was raised? Should be ashamed? Why

692
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: why Blake Adam left? He's had it? Why Blake? Why

693
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: should I be ashamed because I had to go for

694
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: the deals because you just admitted to picking up pizza

695
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: and eating cookie dough on the ride home. Yes, I

696
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: know what's wrong with that. Hey, I'm not mad at that.

697
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: That's also I had Pop Murphy's growing up to My

698
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: family like to go taking bake as well, and we

699
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: also had Pizza Hut, and I like Pizza Hut just fine.

700
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: But Papa Murphy's is better than Pizza Hut, and Domino's

701
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: is the best by far, at least it's the most

702
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: successful by far, beating Pizza Hut by almost a billion

703
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: and a half dollars insane dollars money. That's advertising, that's

704
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: Super Bowl commercials. Yeah, I've looked up the leading pizza

705
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: chains in the United States. We're talking about taste and

706
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: value here. That's what my two factors are, not the

707
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: worth of the company. Well, yeah, I'm just saying. Obviously

708
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: more people like Dominoes or else, they wouldn't spend one

709
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: point five billion dollars more. Allegedly, according to this website

710
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: that I've just found, domino dot com, it's true because

711
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: look at like the like Budweiser is the highest selling beer,

712
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: Like if that's the best tasting beer to everybody, I

713
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: mean right there for me, Yeah, right right up there.

714
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: But you didn't just say it's your favorite. They got

715
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: the best deals. To circle back to Kyle's dumbass, What

716
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 1: the fund is wrong with this dog tasting value? That

717
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: seems like the only two factors when you're talking about

718
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: a pizza and it's Papa Murphy's with a side of uncooked,

719
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: you know, don't forget which one gives you. That's part

720
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: of it. Is there not a Papa Murphy's in Los

721
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: Angeles or Chicagoland. I've never heard of this. There has

722
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: to be, and I've lived in two major metropolis I've

723
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: never Maybe it's a suburban thing. So for some suburban commando. Yeah, dog,

724
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: do you remember when uh, Little Caesar's the only thing

725
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: they would give you is like that big ass long

726
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 1: rectangle one and they cut their ship in squares. When

727
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 1: my dad was in charge of dinner and came home

728
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: with that long ass paper wrapped pizza, it was on. Yeah,

729
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 1: well for what what was the paper wrap pizza? Little Caesar's,

730
00:42:53,160 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: Like it was like double wide, dude, game changer pizza. Dude.

731
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: I remember being a senior in high school and it

732
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: was like or maybe a junior when they're when you

733
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: were first allowed to like go off campus and get food,

734
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: and then we would just get fucking so stoned hilariously

735
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 1: high uh and then immediately just go to the Little

736
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: Caesar's and eat an entire large pepperoni pizza to my

737
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 1: fat head, and then go back, Yeah, go back to school,

738
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: just sitting in like a sodium fucking dream. Is it

739
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: like the pioneer of the square slice? I believe that

740
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: was their claim to fame. Well, it's amazing, there's no way.

741
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 1: I mean, it was definitely the move it like, wasn't

742
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 1: it like it went along with football? I don't, I

743
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: don't remember that. I I am the hot and readies

744
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: are not square sliced dude. You know what else they

745
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: had we're forgetting about? Like one of their main joints

746
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: was crazy bread crazy like people used to flip on

747
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: crazy bread, and they had a bunch of dipping sauces.

748
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: I know, we've talked about dipping sauces here. I don't

749
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: think little Little Caesars isn't isn't on that hot shit anymore.

750
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: Little Caesars has fallen the funk off, Yeah, because you

751
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: know why, they started chasing deals, motherfucker, and they started

752
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 1: to lose quality. They were like, we'll be the pizza

753
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: you can get for a dollar ninety nine. That's true. Yeah,

754
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: we did start to expect the five dollar pizza, which

755
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: is probably hard to, you know, maintain the business. I

756
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: went to like a Sears looking for like a fucking

757
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,959
Speaker 1: rench or something like that, and you could just get

758
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: a pizza, Little Caesar's pizza at the register like it

759
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: was fucking bubblicious. Damn. I was like, that ain't right.

760
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: What about the barrows? That's does that count? That's mall right, Yeah,

761
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: that's that's strictly a mall pizza. Hey, I'm not mad

762
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: at you bringing it up. Kind of tasty. When I

763
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: got Sparrow was the as a kid for the first time.

764
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: I was like, this is like fancy Pizza's flames. That's

765
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: a flamethrower, Yeah it is. Yeah, they had broccoli in there.

766
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: I was like, this ship is healthy and like tasty.

767
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when there was like other choices besides just

768
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: meat lovers and uh pepperoni, vegetables that sweat wow, wegetables.

769
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: I was one of my favorite to tell you in in Eteres.

770
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 1: For sure, it's up there for sure. Did you ever

771
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: have anything besides the giant slice of pizza? No? Never.

772
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: I remember if somebody explaining to me how big the

773
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: slices were, because they were like huge, and they were

774
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: like it's the size of your head, and I'm like

775
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: that's not possible, Like dude, you just wait till we

776
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: get there. And then it was big as fun. I

777
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 1: was like, wait, do we get like it was hyped

778
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 1: like your friends just gassing you do. Yeah. He was

779
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: heavy set young man, just pouring gas on. Yea, I

780
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: think it mattered. I like to think you were tied

781
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: up in the trunk and he's like shut off, just wait.

782
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't when you were a kid. It

783
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: wasn't always like the fat friend who was the most

784
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: stoked on the food. It was always the friend that

785
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: ended up being your fat friend. That that was, you know,

786
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 1: Like I have a few homies that were like pretty

787
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: lean when we were kids, but they were always the

788
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: ones that were like, we gotta eat the cookie dough

789
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: when we get in the car, you gotta eat the

790
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: cookie dough. And like, okay, I hear what you're doing.

791
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: I get it. The Ninja Turtle pies and and you're like,

792
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: yeah we could. Yeah, we'll eat some of the cookie

793
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: dough we got, don't We want to put that in

794
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: the oven and make cookies though, And they're like, I'm

795
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: eating now, it's gone. That actually reminds me of something

796
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 1: Kyle used to do. He used to say that, like

797
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: we would go like to drive thrus. Right, if he

798
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: ever ate an item from the drive through before he

799
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: got home, that was called it never existed, so it

800
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: didn't count against the meal. So whatever you could eat, yeah,

801
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: you didn't count the calories. Like Taco Bell it's the

802
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: cheesy roll up if you've got a couple of the

803
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: cheesy roll ups and ate that before you brought everybody's

804
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: meal back to the crib and never exists existed. Wait,

805
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: you knew about you were counting calories as a kid. No,

806
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: this is later in life. I'm just trying to put

807
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: it into context. No, I still haven't. I haven't started

808
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: doing that. Ship. I remember remember what we used to

809
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving. We used to weigh ourselves. I used to

810
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: go up to Kyle's house during Thanksgiving and his parents,

811
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Kyle's parents house in the Bay Area, and

812
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:22,959
Speaker 1: we would weigh ourselves like before Thanksgiving and then the night,

813
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: like the night of Thanksgiving, like that that morning and

814
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: then that night, and then I one year the record,

815
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: I hold the record. I gained ten pounds. No, dude,

816
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: it was twelve. Okay, Yeah, you know you gained twelve

817
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: pounds in a matter of days like a true fucking athlete. Yeah,

818
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: it was like a day and a half. And I

819
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:49,360
Speaker 1: just like put it the fuck on. You were like

820
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: a boxer getting ready for a fight. I was so

821
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: proud of you. It would be an amazing prize fighter.

822
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: I think it's the opposite of loading. No, I'm a boxer.

823
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: I'm after It was the way in it was that

824
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: morning and then you try to put on as much

825
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: weight as possible up until the fight, so you got

826
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: all that juice. Was so because we would do like

827
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: you come home and you do like five or six Thanksgivings,

828
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,919
Speaker 1: you do like friends giving, your buddy's Thanksgiving, your families thanksgiving,

829
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: your extended families Thanksgiving, and then just the leftovers, you know,

830
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: because you're hungry. It sounds like that stovetop commercial where

831
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: they're trying to game it because it's like, my mom's

832
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: cooking stovetop at five thirty, my mom's cooking it at

833
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: six thirty, and they fucking double up. We're doing exactly

834
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: that commercial. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I

835
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: yeah that. I mean, that was truly impressive. I do.

836
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: I can't swing weight in a in a real way.

837
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 1: That is actually kind of scary that I'm like, why

838
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: did Why is my Why can my body do that?

839
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,919
Speaker 1: My body shouldn't be able to do that. That is cool, though,

840
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 1: That's like you should start using that on the screen. Yeah,

841
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, start like, yeah, sit Perfect. Yeah.

842
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: If you watch Pitch Perfect, the opening see of that

843
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: movie is of my face, and they shot that at

844
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: the very end of the movie and I had gained

845
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: twenty five pounds. I remember shooting that movie. I remember

846
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,720
Speaker 1: when I saw you guys, because I saw you guys

847
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: the moment I left for the movie because it was

848
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 1: after the season two Rat party. Working suitcase. Yeah, I

849
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: had to bring my suitcase with me to the rat party.

850
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: I gotta stay for like an hour, and then I

851
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: had to get on the flight and then I left.

852
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: And then when I came back, we were doing some

853
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: red carpet for like Spike Award show or some ship,

854
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: and I had to I flew back landed, drove straight

855
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: to the red carpet, flopped out of the suv that

856
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 1: they drove me in like Jesus Christ. You were just

857
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: grabbing your belt like Chris Marris time Blake was especially

858
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 1: like dear god man, what happened to you? And I'm like, what,

859
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: don't you mean what happened? I had a great time.

860
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: Oysters happened. Yeah. Didn't you think that oysters were like

861
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: very healthy, like because somebody isn't. Did you think oysters

862
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 1: were like the salad of the I kept calling on

863
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: the salad of the seat. Why I thought they were.

864
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: You wouldn't think that oysters are going to be really high.

865
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: I mean maybe would, but to me because they don't.

866
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: They don't seem like they're high and fat, but they are.

867
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: And and I tell people that and they're like, oh,

868
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah they are. It's like a

869
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 1: good fat it's like avocado, but you're not supposed to

870
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: eat eight avocados in a day, you know. And so

871
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: I was eating a dozen oysters before my fried po

872
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: boy sandwich before work before we were all yeah, I

873
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 1: thought it's gonna be before time. Yeah. And then also

874
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: just like a full blown probably the closest I've been

875
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: to being like a true alcoholic, you know, where people

876
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 1: would are probably like, oh, he's really drinking a lot

877
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: every day because they didn't shoot that much on the movie,

878
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That's like New Orleans too, right,

879
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 1: so you're you're it's alway, it was Louisiana, And so

880
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: I was just eating and drinking like a fucking monster

881
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: every day, having a blast doing the movie and being

882
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: there and being in Louisiana and eating and drinking everything,

883
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: and uh yeah. And then came back and my head

884
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: was a completely different aside, So if you watch that movie,

885
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,880
Speaker 1: you see you're like, oh, I bet that was in

886
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 1: the beginning of of when they started shooting, because they

887
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: would go from like one scene, my head is like

888
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: and it just like levels out and it's fucking just

889
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 1: a giant, neaty, puffy, doughey, fat fucking head. And then

890
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: the very next scene, all of a sudden, I have

891
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,439
Speaker 1: a jawline again. I would love for someone out out

892
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: there listening to watch the movie and take screenshots of

893
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: what you think is the fattest and thinnest face. Adam

894
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: hasn't then post that to us, but that would be

895
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: really cool, and then everyone's like, now you look pretty

896
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 1: fattest funcked throughout this hole. I feel like the times

897
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: I catch it, like there's some pretty radical like Gifts

898
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: of You and pitch Perfect where I'm just like, what

899
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: phase of life is this for Adam? Because he's just

900
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: like shaking his head. You knew you had a like

901
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: a double kin going because I did well. We used

902
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: to we used to talk about that. I remember talking

903
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: about the comedy body and how like you can't get

904
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 1: too hot or else you're gonna lose a couple of lads,

905
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: Like you can't get too thin, not hot because look

906
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: being fat and be hot too, but like the fat

907
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: is funny fat. You have to have the comedy body

908
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: and you can't be too chiseled or else you're losing.

909
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: There's a there's an action body, and then there's a

910
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: comedy body. They have been blended and there's a rom

911
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 1: com body, which I feel is pretty in the middle.

912
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: It's like, you're squishy enough that because girls don't like

913
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously girls like Brad Pitt and take Keys

914
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 1: and we know chicks and he's funny too, But you

915
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: know what I mean, girls, I think as a for

916
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: a partner, for somebody that they're like, oh, I want

917
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: to I imagine myself actually being with that guy. They

918
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 1: want someone that is a little squishy but also a

919
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: little in shape. And that's why I think dad bods

920
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: are back, baby, as long as it's not like a

921
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: dumpy dad. They want a dad that looks like, uh,

922
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: he can do some pull ups and and run around

923
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: with the kids. I would argue that we've come to

924
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: a place where fat is no longer funny. Fat is

925
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: like a concern, Like people are worried about people's health now. Yeah, no,

926
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: but that's not true. Like Lizzo is the biggest, one

927
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,759
Speaker 1: of the biggest stars in the world, and people don't

928
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: give a ship that she's a little plump. Yeah, and

929
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: they're not laughing at her is what I just said, Like,

930
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: it's not it's not, but I think there's a certain

931
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: level of dough that makes you relatable and therefore you

932
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: get more laughs. I'm not saying fat like you're the

933
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: like fat jokes and stuff like that. I don't think

934
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 1: that's funny either. I agree with you. I'm not talking

935
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: about fat jokes either. I'm talking about that we would

936
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 1: laugh at fat people being like super physical and like

937
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 1: running around and just being fat because you're like Chris

938
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: Farley esque just fallen through a table and doing doing big,

939
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 1: big fun stuff. Yeah, or fat Amy. Her whole character

940
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: was called fat Amy. Or I guess the real thing

941
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: is like that, like the Chippendale's sketch is a real

942
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: example of fat being funny for just being fat, right,

943
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 1: Or the truffle Shuffle and Goonies, Right, that's not funny anymore.

944
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:17,560
Speaker 1: That fat bastard in Austin Powell was getting my belly right. Yeah,

945
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: that was a person in prosthetics though. But so it's

946
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,840
Speaker 1: not necessarily concerning. You're more concerned about the character. But

947
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,360
Speaker 1: that is a problem in terms of how the process

948
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 1: of making the film and where the jokes are coming from.

949
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 1: Problem I disagree with Der's in that I still think

950
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: people find it funny. I still think if it were

951
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: in a movie, people would be like, this is hilarious.

952
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: I think Hollywood has turned the page on that chapter

953
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, we no longer make those kind

954
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: of movies and those kind of jokes. Even though I

955
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: do think that if one of you was really fat

956
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: and took your shirt off and always and would like

957
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: slap your titties together, I would laugh and think that's

958
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: a really funny thing that you guys do. But then

959
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 1: right after you'd be like, you need to start eating better. Yeah. Right,

960
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 1: Can we talk about why they're funny. It's funny because

961
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: it jiggles in a funny way. It's funny, the same

962
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: way that yellow is funny. It's not funny because a

963
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: man is morbidly obenous. Yeah, I think, I actually I

964
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: think it is. I think I think that there's a

965
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 1: lot of comedy. Yes, I think there's a lot of

966
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: comedy rooted in superiority. Like when someone gets kicked in

967
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: the balls, you're like, that's just funny, and it's like,

968
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: but really, why is it funny? And you're laughing because

969
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: you're like I'm glad I'm not that guy, and when

970
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: a fat person dances, you're like, holy shit, that person

971
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: is super fat. I'm glad I'm not that guy. Uh.

972
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: That's why like self deprecating humor is perfect because you're like,

973
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm shipping on myself and everyone gets to go, oh

974
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: my god, I'm glad I'm not that guy who had

975
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: a horrible day or has this neurosis. But he's laughing

976
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: on with it too, So like it works as opposed

977
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: to someone being like I spen on a homeless person

978
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: the other day, that's not that funny because it's like,

979
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: I mean, all my favorite comedians throughout you know, my

980
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: life have been people who are like, yeah, self deprecating,

981
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: like they are the victims and I get to laugh

982
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: at them being lower or whatever. You know. There's not

983
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: many times where I'm like a huge fan of like

984
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: the cocky asshole comedian guy that's not my well, it's

985
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: you know, really, thank god, I'm not that person who

986
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 1: sip their pants. Yeah. I love this self deprecating stuff too.

987
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: It's weird. I never really I always thought that fat

988
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: was funny in in the same way that Jello is funny.

989
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: How just wiggle wobbles. No, I think sometimes that's kind

990
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: of funny. I thought that was like the like I

991
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: thought that that was the funny part. I could be wrong,

992
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: totally see what you're saying, and I think it's it's subjective.

993
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: I just have been thinking about comedy in that in

994
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: the way where I'm like, what is funny? Why? And

995
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 1: why have things? It makes sense when you draw the

996
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: parallel to getting kicked in the nards, that makes sense.

997
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,760
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'm laughing because they got hurt because

998
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: that guy's worse off than you, and you're like, yeah,

999
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: it makes me. It's escapism. It's like a form of

1000
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: escapism and you feel good because you're like, thank god,

1001
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 1: that's not made right. I have seen that counter argument

1002
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: now though, where people are like, uh, that person is

1003
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: not healthy, Like the negative to it is like they're

1004
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: not living a healthy lifestyle. Where I didn't hear much

1005
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 1: of that growing up or whatever. It was never like no, no,

1006
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: it was a joke. When fat bastard started eating subway

1007
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: and had all the skin and stuff and changed his life,

1008
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, he's worse off, right, which is hilarious.

1009
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: Got all this extra skin and it's funny because of

1010
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: I see, I get it yet. Yeah. Interesting, interesting dissecting

1011
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: that thank you now, Honors. That was important, wasn't it.

1012
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: I feel like that was important. That was important. Well,

1013
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 1: does anyone have any uh takebacks or apologies or what

1014
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 1: was the third one? I could never remember? Compliments, compliments

1015
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: and take backs, apologies or compliments. I'd like to compliment

1016
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: Kyle and not talking about his uh dingle berries and

1017
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: butt holes, a lot of butt whole stuff. I just

1018
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: listened to one of our older podcasts today and it

1019
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: was we really went down a road of um eating

1020
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: Kyle's dingleberries, and uh, I'm glad we didn't go down

1021
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: that road to that out. You know, we're mixing it

1022
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: up on the pod. Well he did started off with

1023
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,919
Speaker 1: diarrhea though, right, Oh, that is true. We did, Yeah,

1024
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: we did kind of. I'm a fan of this. I'm

1025
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: a fan of scatological humor, you know what I mean.

1026
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: I think that's self deprecating and I think that's where

1027
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: I live. Man. Okay, well, I'll take that ball and

1028
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and compliment Honors. And he's very poignant

1029
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 1: view of comedy there at the end. It's a discussion

1030
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: that I love and a discussion that I would love

1031
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: to keep having on this podcast because I think it's

1032
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: one that's important and in times when it's hard to laugh,

1033
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: it's important to understand why we laugh. I like that.

1034
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, you know, as as someone who's just

1035
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: not naturally funny, I'm trying to calculate ways to be funny.

1036
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: He's trying to math his way into comedy. Yeah, so good.

1037
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 1: You know me, I'm just gonna gain thirty pounds and

1038
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: fall through the table, But I'll calculate why that's funny comedy. NERD,

1039
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: How expensive was the table? Was it glass? Because then

1040
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: that's funnier. Did you get hurt when you fell, then

1041
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: it's funnier. He stands up in his his neck is

1042
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: split open. Oh he did? He did? Take back what

1043
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: compliments and compliments and put on this comments? Take back

1044
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,959
Speaker 1: and apologies? Okay, well, I would like to apologize for

1045
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: maybe being too judgmental with people's choices for their favorite pizzas.

1046
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody has a different tongue of different taste

1047
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: buds than you know, personally, I think pizza Hut is numero,

1048
00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: you know, but you know, fucking die with your dominoes.

1049
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 1: I don't care. Let me just think about that apology

1050
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: real quick. So your apologies apologizing but then reasserting your

1051
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: view pizza. I just I hope I didn't come out

1052
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: the gate chastising and like making you feel like lesser

1053
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 1: of a person for the way your mouth it tastes pizza.

1054
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 1: That's on you, pizza pizza. Oh so now it's our fault. Yeah,

1055
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: this is not an apology, dude, an apologize. I would

1056
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: like to compliment Blake for his his strong apology and

1057
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 1: a strong for his reasserting of his beliefs, and I

1058
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:40,479
Speaker 1: think that's I also think that's important. And I also

1059
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 1: I would like to take back me shooting on Papa Murphy's.

1060
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 1: Kyle is bringing up Papa Murphy's and I was like,

1061
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: what the funk, That's not even one of that, And

1062
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 1: then I looked it up and it is one of

1063
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,919
Speaker 1: the biggest pizza places in the country. So big shout

1064
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,479
Speaker 1: out to Papa Murphy's. Keep doing you. I didn't think

1065
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: that it taken big pizza place is going to be

1066
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: as large and in charge as it currently is. Goddamn

1067
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: your number five and the whole fucking you United States

1068
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: of America and keep it going. We're proud of you, Papaphs. Yeah, yeah,

1069
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna compliment myself actually remembering about Papa

1070
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: Murphy's because I think taking bake is a thing in

1071
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 1: the past, but also like, hey, it's not. It was

1072
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,959
Speaker 1: number five literally last year, last time they did. I

1073
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: believe that taking bake is the best deal and the

1074
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 1: best taste to get out there. Can I want to

1075
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: jump on this compliment here. I do want to compliment

1076
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 1: Papa Murphy's for being number five. Uh and yet and

1077
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: yet somehow still not knowing what the funk you are.

1078
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: You did it again. You gotta try and get the

1079
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: cookie dough, eat it raw, get worms. It's fantastic. I'm

1080
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:46,919
Speaker 1: going to get I will never apologize again. Fuck y'all

1081
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: pizza hut. Okay, al right, guys, that's another episode, bringing

1082
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 1: in it that whip wamp