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Speaker 1: Oh boy, wow, that's also that seems like a really

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Speaker 1: Bananas do world? Would you mind.

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Speaker 2: My sillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Bata guys gowns down by hers Welcome to Bananas. Sitting

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Speaker 2: across for me is the delightfully hilarious and intelligent screenwriter

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Speaker 1: And there's Kurt. I'm kidding. I love that guy. If

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Speaker 1: you see one comic before you die, make sure it's

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Speaker 1: the one and only headliner himself, Curty B. Kurt Brown

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Speaker 1: Owler who I'm going to see tonight for I'm a dinner.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited I am.

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Speaker 2: I texted Kristen, our friend Kristen is having a birthday dinner,

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Speaker 1: Great group of people, Happy birthday to our great friend

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Speaker 1: Kristin Shawl. Thanks for inviting us, thanks for still being

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Speaker 2: D should cancel it because she had COVID. Now we're

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Speaker 1: Yes, your dry January is very over now. Oh it

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah. You are swimming in it. You are

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Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I'm feeling good today. I don't know

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Speaker 1: Did the wind wake you up last night?

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling great too. I'm in an excellent mood. I

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Speaker 1: If this is your first time listening to Bonanas. It's

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Speaker 1: So last night I was asleep there was a huge windstorm.

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Speaker 2: There's okay, so it they have them all lined up

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Speaker 1: Of the biz, best of the biz and in the biz.

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Speaker 2: The way she stole them is my favorite part.

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Speaker 2: The craze for Stanley Steen Stanley's stainless steel drinking cups

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Speaker 1: It's a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, steal Stanley cups have become high. Blah blahlah blah

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Speaker 1: Happy that's true, or just steal one sixty five, You're

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Speaker 2: She's going eat shit. Just walks them out to her car.

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Speaker 1: And you know they were clanking and clanging all their

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Speaker 2: Also, none of these Stanley cups are like the colors

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Speaker 1: There's always something being collected. I feel like people knock

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Speaker 2: Is it any dumber than Yetti? It's not dumber than Yetti,

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Speaker 2: YETI is the dumbest thing out there. You had a

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Speaker 2: about cool coolers?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was something about how expensive coolers were, but Stanley. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I have a second. I have a second scorching

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Speaker 1: hot take that's gonna blast people's ears off. There. I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I got I love a hot take.

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Speaker 1: Go further, ladies. Uh, it's a it's a product made

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Speaker 1: in nineteen thirteen by William Stanley junior. Really he figured

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Speaker 1: it's owned by some company in Seattle.

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Speaker 2: And apparently mister Stanley loved to use a little bit

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Speaker 1: And that is I just read it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why I read so many Stanley cup articles,

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Speaker 1: Damn he's good Chicago. Chicago area native Nico dim Brosia

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Speaker 1: He's going to jail. I'm gonna also get back to

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Speaker 1: But as you can see from educational records, he's not

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Speaker 1: selected to sit on the panel. Fascinating. That seems not right,

435
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: but I don't know law.

436
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 2: Sounds like he should have gotten different lawyers because if

437
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 2: those people were allowed to serve on the jurney there.

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00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: He's not a smart man, Kurt. This guy's making bad

439
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: choice after bad choice. So the suit that nicod Ambrosia

440
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: it was a class action lawsuit that alleged that he

441
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: was defamed and his privacy rights were violated after his

442
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: name and photo were posted in twenty twenty three in

443
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Speaker 1: the Chicago chapter of a private Facebook group called are

444
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Speaker 1: We Dating the Same Guy? WHOA I'm sure we have

445
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: a lot of bananimal listeners and a lot of women

446
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 1: bananimal listeners, and I'm sure some of them are in

447
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 1: their own local chapters of are We Dating the Same Guy?

448
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,360
Speaker 1: This group gives women a platform to discuss and disparagement

449
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: in their communities. The lawsuit said, put good on them.

450
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Speaker 2: Honestly, doesn't say discuss and disparage men.

451
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Speaker 1: That's what in their local communities with which they have

452
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: had allegedly unsatisfactory dating experiences. According to the lawsuit, the

453
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Speaker 1: group pontificates this again in the lawsuit quote, the group

454
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: pontificates to the world that they are doing the Lord's

455
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: work by maintaining a platform to permit women to anonymously docks,

456
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Speaker 1: to fame and attack the moral character of men they

457
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 1: met on the line. Ah So, Dan Brosia alleged he

458
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Speaker 1: met the woman who first posted about him an event

459
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Speaker 1: in Chicago last year. They had consensual sex the same

460
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: night and letter went on a quote handful of quote

461
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 1: unremarkable end quote. Dates never engaged in exclusive dating relationships,

462
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: so they hooked up for a few times and that's that.

463
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Speaker 1: So in November, the woman using her real name, posted

464
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Speaker 1: Dan Brosia's photo with red flag for other women. We

465
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Speaker 1: met organically in Chicago two and a half years ago,

466
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: very clinging, very fast. He flaunted his money very awkwardly,

467
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: and kept talking about how I don't want to see

468
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: his bad side, especially when he was on business cause

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Speaker 1: the woman stated on bitwait on business calls, Yeah, I'm

470
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: business calls. You don't want to see his bad side

471
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: on that Kurt, this guy he's right in checks and

472
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Speaker 1: snap in next man, Yeah.

473
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: He's getting on the phone, going it's a sweep steaks

474
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Speaker 2: you jerk.

475
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Speaker 1: It's a TOUCHSCREENE. No, it's not illegal, it's very legal.

476
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm hanging up on you. I have to drive thousands

477
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: of miles to donate tens of thousands of dollars to

478
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: churches I don't attend and never will. So I went

479
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: out with him a few times. Another woman said, over

480
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 1: a year ago, he told me what I wanted to

481
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: hear until I slept with him. Then he ghosted me.

482
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: I'd steer clear. Another woman commented, including screenshots that had

483
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: the fling. So basically, this dude seems to be going

484
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: to jail while his lawsuits around. There's a dozen women

485
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: he's trying to class action sue. But I think I

486
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 1: think these women all had an experience. They're allowed to

487
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Speaker 1: talk about it on Facebook.

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00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 2: Also, it's a private Facebook group pal. If you hadn't

489
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 2: tried to sue them about it, no one would know

490
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 2: about all these things, and now they're part of the

491
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Speaker 2: public record. He is an idiot. Nico Dan Brosia is

492
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: an idiot.

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00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, this guy needs to go back to school.

494
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: I mean he'll he'll probably come and kill us. So

495
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: maybe all of US is alleged, Kurt. I think he

496
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 1: was being guilty though, so that the tax raw part

497
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: he definitely did. But you know, this happened. I won't

498
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: name names, but this happened to somebody you and I

499
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: both know. And when what Yeah, we were talking about

500
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: ideas and I was like, well, what's something to happen

501
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: to you? That's crazy that you barely tell anybody blah

502
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: blah blah, and she's we were talking about movie ideas

503
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: and she told me the story and it was so fascinating.

504
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: I actually went to Stephen Stephen Ray Morris and we

505
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 1: recorded it. When exactly right, had this studio in Silver

506
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: Lake where I just asked our friend questions and basically

507
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 1: she the gist is and I think she is writing

508
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: this fun spin of a movie. She dated a British

509
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: dude and every time he would come to New York,

510
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: she'd they'd hang out and do their thing, and it

511
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 1: was really romantic. He like loved bombed and all that stuff.

512
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: And then slowly, over like two years, he would like

513
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: still send her text and like say how much he

514
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: missed her, and then say how much he loved her

515
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: and all these things. But then she could just feel

516
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: that the thrill was gone and that he was cooling

517
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 1: off and slowly starting to disappear, a quiet quitter, one

518
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: might say. And then so she finally kind of like

519
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: he was a jerk, and she was like, screw you.

520
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this anymore. And then randomly she said

521
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: she was sitting in her apartment and she picked up

522
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: a magazine and started reading it, and the article was

523
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: called something like are we dating the same guy? And

524
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: a woman in England who started describing how it went

525
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: and said that she ran into somebody else and or

526
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: not she saw somebody else online and they started putting

527
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: on it together, and our friend realized it was the

528
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: same person. So she reached out to the writer of this,

529
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: this woman that wrote this article, and they found out

530
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: there were like six of them, and like two of

531
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: them wanted revenge and two of them and then two

532
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: of them are like, I don't care, screw that guy

533
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: was in the past. But it was so fascinating. She

534
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: was like, Scotty, I sat down, I opened up a

535
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: magazine and there it was like, without naming them, without

536
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: any photos, it was just the behavior was all there,

537
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: and I wonder I got to talk to Steve and

538
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:20,719
Speaker 1: see if he still has that recording, because we were

539
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: gonna just release it as like a one off too. Yeah,

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00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. It felt. It wasn't like a crime.

541
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,719
Speaker 1: He didn't come in any crimes. He was just an

542
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: international jerk and these women started piecing it together and

543
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: then they all became really good friends.

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00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a great story. Also, it should be

545
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 2: called international jerk. Yes, and it should be all of

546
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 2: their stories. You have six six, six episodes of each

547
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 2: woman's story and then one final one where they all

548
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: like compare notes and it's just fun.

549
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: That's great. There was a true crime network with an

550
00:29:54,560 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: incredible international reach and just millions of listeners somewhere out there. Yeah,

551
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: we should try to figure that out. That could be

552
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: a fun little murder Bananas. It could be a Murder

553
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: Banana's true crime series. Oh man, you want to tell

554
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: me a little headline and then I'll tell you some

555
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: of our shout outs.

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00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you a little headline. Hell yeah, ummm okay,

557
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: you want stuntman or you want cheese?

558
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: Mmm, let's go cheese.

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00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 2: Scientists played music to cheese as it aged hip hop

560
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: produced the funkiest flavor this is a Smithsonian.

561
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: Wow, funky flavors. I have a few shout outs for you,

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Speaker 1: buddy boy, all right Lany Bugaboo twenty two, which is

563
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: a great handle. Once a shout out her sister Alison.

564
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: Their mom died in October. I was very sorry to

565
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: hear that. That is never easy. And Alison wanted to

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Speaker 1: take some of their mom's belongings to from Marvel, Tennessee,

567
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Speaker 1: to Tucson, Arizona. Hmm, So instead of shipping it, they

568
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: loaded up a rental car and drove the whole wurty

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Speaker 1: b They intentionally stopped at the silliest things. They signed. Yes,

570
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Speaker 1: they did the kind of road trip that you should do,

571
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: especially if it's siblings. Go see the dumbest stuff roadside attractions.

572
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: They saw a glass bathroom, they saw giant pistachios, giant

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Speaker 1: chili peppers. Elena and Allison honored their beloved mother by

574
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: laughing and being silly the entire way. Oh that's the best.

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00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, beautiful, Thanks for telling us the Phoenix women's

576
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: rugby team. We sponsored them. They sent us their team jerseys.

577
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: They're so cool, their kick ass, they look so good.

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00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: We love the Phoenix Women's rugby team. We love sponsoring y'all.

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again next year. I'm wearing my jersey

580
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: to some of these live shows coming up because it's sweet,

581
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: fun and it's our logo right across the chest. It's wonderful.

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00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: We'll see you soon. I can't wait to see a

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00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: game out in Phoenix. Indy Elizabeth, who is a Day

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Speaker 1: one Murder ban animal, who told me that when Karen

585
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: and Georgia started teasing that Bananas was coming, even from

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00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: the first ads, we were a Day one download and

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00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: every Tuesday she listened to us while getting her bachelor's

588
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: degree in science in a quote bumfuck town in Louisiana.

589
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: She had a very isolated college existence, but Bananas was

590
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: a welcome distraction during hard times. She graduated and won

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Speaker 1: three academic awards. Oh hell yeah, So thank you, Indy.

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00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: You're the coolest and last, but not least this one.

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Speaker 1: I might get choked up, so I'm gonna do my best.

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00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: Beth vsw wants to shout out all the bananamals. Six

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Speaker 1: months ago, we mentioned a school supply drive she was

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Speaker 1: doing on our podcast Bananas, and Beth said that a

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00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: dozen bananimals donated to it so much so that she

598
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: ended up just giving away her last box of colored

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00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: pencils last week to a migrant student from Mexico who

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00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: was so excited to get them because he didn't have

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Speaker 1: any school supplies. It's been an absolute joy distributing these

602
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: supplies to teachers and to the student. So thank you

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00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: to all the generous ban animals.

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00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, Thank you guys. This is such a

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00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 2: good community.

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00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,479
Speaker 1: Wow, that is so beautiful. I'm a little misty ied

607
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: over here, but Beth, we love teachers on the pod.

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00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Banana of the week.

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00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: To Beth, Banana of the week. Thank you, Beth.

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Speaker 1: Great job, everybody. That's what I got. Buddy boy, sounds good.

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00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: Here it is.

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00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: Scientists played music to cheese as it aged.

613
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: This is crazy.

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00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 2: I'm very surprised by this. This was in Smithsonian magazine.

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00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 2: Researchers played Okay, here it is. This was by Jason Daily.

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Speaker 2: He is writing about the best stuff in the business

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Speaker 2: on a daily basis. Jason Daly, everybody, Jason Cheese, Paul Daily.

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00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 2: The creation of good cheese involves a complex dance between

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Speaker 2: milk and bacteria.

620
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: That's why he's good, I mean beautiful.

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00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 2: In a quite literal sense, Playing the right tune while

622
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 2: this dance unfolds changes the final products taste. A new

623
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: study shows Denise be Lebous and Cecil Montavani at Reuter's

624
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 2: report that hip hop, for example, gave the cheese an

625
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 2: especially funky flavor, while cheese that rocked out to Zeppelin

626
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 2: or relaxed with Mozart had milder zests.

627
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: Wow.

628
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 2: Last September, Swiss cheesemaker beat Wampfler, Come on, I mean.

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Speaker 1: That's going on my phone. Beat Wambler and.

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00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: A team and a team of researchers from the Berne

631
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Speaker 2: University of Arts place nine twenty two pound wheels of

632
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 2: emmental cheese in individual wooden crates in Wampfler's cheese seller. Then,

633
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Speaker 2: for the next six months, each cheese was exposed to

634
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: an endless, twenty four hour loop of one song using

635
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 2: a mini transducer, which directed the sound waves directly into

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00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 2: the cheese wheels. The quote classical cheese mellowed to the

637
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 2: sounds of Mozart's The Magic Flute, The rock Cheese list

638
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 2: and too led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.

639
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm So Sorry.

640
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 2: An ambient cheese listened to Yellow's Monolith. The hip hop

641
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 2: cheese was exposed to a tribe called quest jazz, We've

642
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 2: got yep, and the techno Fromage Rave to Vrill's UV God.

643
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: I wish that was my nickname in college techno fromage Oh,

644
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: it would be so popular.

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00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 2: Control cheese aged in silence, while three other wheels were

646
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: exposed to simple, high, medium, and low frequency tones. According

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00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 2: to a press release, the cheese was then examined by

648
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 2: food technologists from the JOA Food perception research group WOW,

649
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: which concluded that the cheese exposed to music had a

650
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 2: milder flavor compared to the non musical cheese. They also

651
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 2: found that the hip hop cheese had a stronger aroma

652
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 2: and stronger flavor than other samples. The cheeses were then

653
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 2: sampled by a jury of culinary experts during two rounds

654
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 2: of blind taste TETs. The results were similar to the

655
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 2: research group conclusion, and hip out hip hop cheese came

656
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 2: out on top. The bacteria did a good job. The

657
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 2: expert set called quests cheese was remarkably fruity both in

658
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 2: smell and taste, and significantly different from the other samples.

659
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: So tasting, however, was subjective. Not everyone thought hip hop

660
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,240
Speaker 2: was the cheesiest. My favorite cheese was that of Mozart.

661
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 2: I like Mozart, but it's not necessarily what I listened to.

662
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 2: Maybe a sweet little classical music. It does good to

663
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: the cheese. Shit, it does good to the cheese. And

664
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 2: that's Benjamin LUZOI. Now the samples will go through a

665
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: biomedical survey to see if there are actual differences in

666
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 2: the structures of the cheese.

667
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: It's like sort of the rhythms I guess, like, right

668
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 1: are the bass would shake that whatever makes cheese enzymes?

669
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:52,919
Speaker 1: Or time?

670
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: No timeout, Scottie, I'm sorry while you were asking that question,

671
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 2: I just read the next paragraph. Oh boy, they I

672
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,479
Speaker 2: don't know how to understand how this is berries so deep?

673
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Does this art well?

674
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 2: When the experiment started. When the experiment started, Wamfler beat Womfler,

675
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: who is a veterinarian by day and cheesemaker in his

676
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 2: free time.

677
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: Normal.

678
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: So it's not told AFP last year that an experience

679
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,240
Speaker 2: that in his experience, all sorts of things can affect

680
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 2: the flavoring texture cheese.

681
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: Wait, this is just some.

682
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 2: Veterinarian is making cheese at his basement and then just

683
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 2: did this experiment and now it's in the Smithsonian magazine.

684
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,839
Speaker 2: What is going a beat Womfler. First off, I thought

685
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 2: that was the name of a company. That's the name

686
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 2: of a man. There's a man who's like, Hi, my

687
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 2: name is Beat, I'm Beat, I'm a veterinarian, and I

688
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 2: make cheese.

689
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: Yes, he's got a perfect life in Burns, Switzerland, which

690
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 1: is very beautiful.

691
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 2: God, he's probably he probably has. He has a perfect life,

692
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: doesn't he.

693
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: He has a perfect life. He has a cabbage garden.

694
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: He eats roclett and fondue all the time. Man, what

695
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: a guy. What a guy.

696
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 2: He's just treating dogs and going downstairs to play music

697
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 2: to cheese.

698
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went on in high school one of my

699
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: early little high school girlfriends when I was like fourteen

700
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: or fifteen. There's a kind of dates where you would

701
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: go and like a parent would drop one parent would

702
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: drop you off, and you know, another parent would pick

703
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: you up sometime. And I think I mentioned years ago,

704
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: but the we went to Bertucci's once and ordered food

705
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: and mine had eyeglasses in it, just somebody's glasses had

706
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: fallen off into the pasta just straight up glasses, just

707
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: like the glasses you were currently wearing submerged in pasta.

708
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: And then they were like, you don't have to pay

709
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: for that. And then we went and saw a movie,

710
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: but the same girl, it's crazy. Do you remember what movie?

711
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: Do you remember what movie? No? If I had to guess, oh,

712
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: it would probably be executive decision it was. It could

713
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: have been ana condo. It could have been a condo,

714
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: the j Lo ice cube, John Voight doing the strangest accent,

715
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: A big snake movie, Let's go with Anna Kondo. Even

716
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 1: though I don't think it was that, I can't believe.

717
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: So it was like it was just a giant I mean,

718
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: Bertucci sounds like a place that has giant bowls of pasta.

719
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was an Italian chain and it was yeah,

720
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: it had big white bowls. And then I got some

721
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: sort of pasta. Alfredo saw something and it within that

722
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: perfect glasses, not some glasses. Somebody looked, probably had them

723
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 1: on their head, reading like the the ticket, reading the

724
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: ticket up close, and.

725
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 2: Then lost them and then never was like where are

726
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: my glasses?

727
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: Just plated the bowl and put it up in the

728
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: wind set out. I got Alfredo dine in the window

729
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: up here. The food. Runner's nervous anyways. But so it's

730
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: crazy that it didn't work out with me in this

731
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: nice young person. But the next time was like around

732
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day and the big thing. I Yet this was

733
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: the case too in New Jersey, maybe not. There was

734
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: a chain I think it still exists called the Melting Pot,

735
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 1: which was like a fondue restaurant. Oh. Yes, it is

736
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: very expensive when you're especially when you're fifteen years old.

737
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy that it's that expensive.

738
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and back then, like you know, it was probably

739
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 1: forty five dollars a person back then, so that would

740
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: be like what sixty dollars a person now, and when

741
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 1: you're fifteen.

742
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 2: More than sixty dollars now, it would be like ninety

743
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 2: dollars now.

744
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's crazy expensive. But she was like it was

745
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: it was cool to go to the Melting Pot, like

746
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,800
Speaker 1: to go on a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you

747
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: know we were we were fourteen, fourteen year old. Yeah,

748
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 1: of course you want to eat cheese, you want to

749
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: take bread and put it, have a whole thing to

750
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: do with it. Yes, And so we get a little extra,

751
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: you know, a little extra dressed up like I don't

752
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:51,959
Speaker 1: even know what that meant for me. Probably a shirt

753
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: with like like a polo shirt or whatever, like two

754
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: little British shirt, probably a little worthog British shirt. And

755
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: we get dropped off in Towson. It's writ right in Towson, Maryland,

756
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: and we were walking in and I'm sure we made

757
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: a cute little phone call reservation, and she's excited and

758
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: that we did see this family we knew, and so

759
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: then on it's like, oh, look how adult. We are

760
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: eating at the melting pot and we order, you know,

761
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sure my dad, in his kindness, probably

762
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: gave me a little bit of money to help me out.

763
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: And at some point five ten minutes into the meal arriving,

764
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: she just starts getting quieter and quieter, and then wraps

765
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: her hands around her stomach and then starts getting hives.

766
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: And she like was basically lactose sensitive, and she knew it,

767
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: but she wanted to go so bad, and she wanted

768
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: to have so much fun and she was just hoping

769
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,360
Speaker 1: for the best, just dipping everything and cheese and chocolate

770
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: and cook dipping meat and liquid and this poor little thing.

771
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, and I don't have a car,

772
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't have a cell phone, so it's like and

773
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: you're just like a kid stranded. So she's just like

774
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: I'm just watching like red coming up her neck, just

775
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: like her cheeks are flushing, and I'm trying to be

776
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: so nice and so like.

777
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 2: And she definitely did not tell her parents that she's

778
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: going to the melting pot, or she.

779
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: Did, and they were like, don't like eat everything. But

780
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: and then it's like, do you want dessert? She's you know,

781
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: she's like no, I think I'm okay, And I'm most like,

782
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: thank god, I have exactly sixty five dollars in my

783
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: zip my belcrow wallet.

784
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: Ope, wallet, dude, Yes, that's exactly what OP was like,

785
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 2: mainly wallets.

786
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: I feel like they were crushing the white boy wallet

787
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: thing in the mid nineties, so so I when I

788
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: started as a writer. So anyways, the date ended in

789
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: a way that little kids did, Like I'm sure the

790
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: poor thing was just in the bathroom and embarrassed, and

791
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll just go stand outside. And when

792
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: I was standing outside, I was there was like a

793
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: library nearby that had statues and it was a father

794
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 1: and it was a mother father, and then a kid

795
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: on both sides and the mom's hand was on the

796
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: back of the statue daughter's head. Yeah, And for some

797
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: reason I and I when I first started writing scripts

798
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: in my twenties in New York and trying to get

799
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: like jobs as a writer, I would I would always

800
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: start it with people leaving a melting pot and then

801
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: narrowly avoiding a car accident, and then the car would

802
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: swerve and jump the curb and take out the torso

803
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: of the kid, but then the mom's hand was still

804
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: holding the head. And I must have put it in

805
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: three scripts. And my first agent was like, well, let

806
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: me see some writing samples, and she's like, did you

807
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: see somebody get de capitate it at the melting pot?

808
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: And I was like, I just had this joke that

809
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: was like and what do you do for Fawn? And

810
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, I realized it was like, oh, now it's real.

811
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: Now I can't just write the silliest things in now

812
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: people are actually reading this shit. What you would do

813
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 1: for fun? What else do you do for Fawn? And

814
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's a fun little joke. But yeah,

815
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: to the point where CEC was like, I don't know

816
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: what you experienced. This is a lot of your scripts

817
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 1: and I like it. But did something happen to you

818
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: as as a young boy? Anyways, shout out to the

819
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: melting pot? If they still exist?

820
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 2: You and I will never go, but I would love

821
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 2: to go to the melting pot?

822
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Well, let's see melting pot? Is

823
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: there one in Madison?

824
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 2: I heard there's original fondue. Let's see locations. Mm, They're

825
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 2: all over the place.

826
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: Dude, Yeah, we just live in old health World, USA. No,

827
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: there's one in Thousand Oaks. We could go. Is there

828
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: one in Jersey? Oh?

829
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, one in Red Bank baby maple Shade, Westwood.

830
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: Oh? Are we about to double date at a melting pot?

831
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: I am so. I would drive out to two thousand Oaks.

832
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: Should we triple date? Who else do we know? Loves

833
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: dipping cheese? And I would love to do this. Let's

834
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: triple date at a melting pot? I'm in. Let's little

835
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: caution to the wind. Let's not crap for a week, Scottie,

836
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: send me home. I got one that you I picked

837
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: up for you. I think I found it. Yes, I did. Okay,

838
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 1: So when you and I were in Philly, I did

839
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: the story that like a crazy percentage of people think

840
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 1: that they could land a plane with Okay, So, while

841
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: like flying back, I saw this article Associated Press written

842
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: by Joan Lowie. I think it is Lowie l ow

843
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: Why if it's Lowry, I'm sorry. We've definitely used stories

844
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,919
Speaker 1: from Joan before. Really, she's the best in the biz.

845
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she Nowie Lowie Wowie.

846
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: Captain Sully Sullenberger's miracle on the Hudson safety advice was

847
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: not carried out. Wait, this is interesting, okay, because I

848
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 1: was working at two Boots maybe with Emily Lyn's koog

849
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: the day that that happened. M it was, you were

850
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: definitely in.

851
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 2: New York when that's definitely didn't notice it.

852
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: Nope, just carried on with our day, kept slinging pizzas Washington.

853
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: In the seven years n Airline, Captain Sully sellmerg so

854
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: this must have been an order article saved one hundred

855
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: and fifty five lives by ditching his crippled airliner in

856
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: the Hudson River. There's been enough time to write a

857
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: book about it, make a movie, and apparently, but apparently,

858
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: not enough time to carry out most of the safety

859
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: recommendations stemming from the accident.

860
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 2: Are you joking?

861
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: Of the thirty five recommendations made by the National Transportation

862
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: Safety Board in response to the incident involving US Airways

863
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: Flight one five four nine, only six had been heated.

864
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Speaker 2: It's also the National Transportation Safety Board. Probably one of

865
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Speaker 2: the most boring organizations on planet Earth is the bad

866
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Speaker 2: guy in Clint Eastwood's movie about Sully Sullenberger.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever watched Sully? Have you seen it? The

868
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Speaker 1: movie Sully open in theaters? The bad guy?

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Speaker 2: The bad guys are the National Transportation Safety Board.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so weird.

871
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Speaker 2: It's like how much Eastwood is like hate's big government.

872
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 2: He's just like and these are the evil villains, the

873
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 2: people who are just trying to make things slightly more

874
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Speaker 2: safe for human beings.

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Speaker 1: That's right. So that movie starred Tom Hanks as Chesley

876
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: Sully Sullenberger. The plane lost thrusters and both thrust in

877
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,479
Speaker 1: both engines after colliding with a flock of Canadian snow

878
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: geese shortly after taking off from LaGuardia in New York City.

879
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: No one died, truly a miracle, and only five people

880
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: were seriously injured, but investigators turned up problems this could

881
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: happen again, and we want to make sure that it does.

882
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 1: If it does, there are better safety measures in place. Okay,

883
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Speaker 1: let me get to some of the good ones. Okay.

884
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Speaker 2: Also did my question as well after you get to

885
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Speaker 2: these jurts is did the plane sink and did they

886
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: have to then go get a crane and get it

887
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: up off the floor or no? Did they somehow keep

888
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 2: it afloat until they could get it on a barge

889
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: or something like?

890
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybe the East River and the

891
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 1: Hudson when they connect, are so dirty that it just

892
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: props it up with filth and debris and corpses and oysters. Weirdly,

893
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: they have oysters in there. They do a lot. Let's

894
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 1: see the untold story of the miracle in the Hudson

895
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: was part luck played in preventing catastrophe? On the freezing

896
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: afternoon in two thousand and nine, the wind chill was

897
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: two degrees and the temperature of the water was forty

898
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: one degrees. So you're a surfer, now, that's cold. Yes?

899
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Speaker 2: Forty one yes, Typically around thirty eight is what you

900
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Speaker 2: get in the open ocean. In the mid mid January February, WHOA.

901
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: Raising the risk of cold Shaka condition which people lose

902
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: use of their arms and legs. They usually drown within

903
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: five minutes. So truly a miracle that didn't happen. It's amazing.

904
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Speaker 1: It was a sheer it was sheer chance that the

905
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: plane in Airbus A three PO twenty was equipped with rafts,

906
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: life veests and seat cushions that could be used for floatation.

907
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: The equipment is only required on extended overwater flights, and

908
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: not on flights from New York to Charlotte, as that

909
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: flight was oh wow, so total luck that all that

910
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: stuff was on there. The NTSB recommended requiring lifefest and

911
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: flotation cushions on all planes, regardless of the route, but

912
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: the FA responded that it was leaving that up to

913
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: the airlines. So here's the part that is bananas. The

914
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:28,919
Speaker 1: NTSB's investigation found that only ten passengers retrieved their life

915
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: fest and not all of those ten even put them

916
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: on correctly. Guys, but animals, Just pay attention next time

917
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: you're on a plane. If you don't know, I mean

918
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: it is, it's crazy to me. Ten of the total

919
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,919
Speaker 1: flight of one hundred and fifty five on board, only

920
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: ten butt them on, and not all correctly. I love it.

921
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: I love.

922
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 2: Also, how do you it is a it's a U

923
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 2: and you put your head through the U and you

924
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 2: just put a strap around your like how could you wait?

925
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: Could you do wrong?

926
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: Are people just stepping through it and then putting it

927
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 2: around their belly?

928
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: I sure hope that's what they were doing. I sure hope.

929
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe sliding it so they're like wearing it like

930
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,800
Speaker 2: underwear with like one like a noodle poodles like a

931
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: pool noodle.

932
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds exciting. That sounds like what if you

933
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: were gonna die? I guess it's say, you know need

934
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: you got fifteen seconds. So the two rear rafts were

935
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 1: submerged immediately and unusable. That only left the two forward rafts,

936
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Speaker 1: which you're only designed to hold a maximum of one

937
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: hundred and ten people. That sounds like a lot of people, honestly, Yeah,

938
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Speaker 1: one hundred and ten people. That's a lot of people

939
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Speaker 1: on a couple of rafts. But that's well short of

940
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 1: the one hundred and fifty five on board, and many

941
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Speaker 1: of the passengers wound up just standing on the wings

942
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,839
Speaker 1: as the plane gradually sank into the river.

943
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 2: It was it was such a crazy photo to see

944
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,359
Speaker 2: people just standing on the wing.

945
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: Yes, So the NTSB, Kurt Clint Eastwood's biggest enemy in

946
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 1: the world, recommended changing the location of the raft's great idea.

947
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: I think this proved to be true to a sure

948
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Speaker 1: capacity for all passengers and flights, since it's unlikely that

949
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:19,919
Speaker 1: rear rafts would be available in future accidents. Let's see,

950
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: some of the passengers wound up using the inflated exit

951
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: ramps as rafts, even though they're not designed for that,

952
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: but typical New Yorker behavior just by any means necessary,

953
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 1: whatever is good for me. Passengers weren't able to release

954
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,839
Speaker 1: the ramps from the plane, and they ran the risk

955
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: of the ramps being pulled underwater along with the plane.

956
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: So they couldn't detach the ramps from the plane, so

957
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: if the plane was sinking, they were just going to

958
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: go down. The NTSB recommended requiring quick release attachments for

959
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: the ramps. Pretty good, I'd say. The FAA rejected that advice.

960
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: What is going on between the FA and the NTSB

961
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: talking about Hey those two just that should be brilli

962
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:09,319
Speaker 1: oh man. Anyways, I the only I know we're running

963
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: a little short on time. We did a show cup

964
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: bad ideas with Adam Devine and we shot at an

965
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: air plane graveyard in the Mohave Desert. It's on Roku

966
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: if anybody's bored. They're very fun. I think it's nine episodes.

967
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: They're about twelve minutes long max. But we did one

968
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: where these planes out in the desert are humongous seven

969
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: sixty seven seven forty sevens giant planes from the last

970
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: fifty years, and they're just parked out there rotting. Sometimes

971
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 1: they get picked for parts, but they're just rusting out

972
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 1: and they get filled with snakes. And so we sent Adam,

973
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: who his number one fear when we started the show

974
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: with snakes, and Brent Moran, who's a really funny comic,

975
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 1: to go onto these planes and start pulling out snakes

976
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: from these planes. Oh my god. Well we went. We're

977
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 1: in this one jumbo jet, like a two story huge

978
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: like Emirates plane or whatever. It was actually really cool

979
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: because they were like time capsules. Yeah, like you know,

980
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: you see like the technology of like how crappy, Like

981
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: they used to have phones with cords on planes. Oh

982
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: remember that you'd swipe up card and then they had

983
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: like really shitty TVs and you see what first class

984
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: used to look like it's It was a fascinating thing

985
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: because I spent basically an entire day on rusting out

986
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: giant dead planes while Adam and Brent caught snakes, and

987
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 1: we found a u an area in the plane where

988
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: they had tons and I mean like fifty life preservers,

989
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: like the kind that they do the demonstration on. Yeah,

990
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: and on camera, Adam puts one on and just to

991
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: see if it still works, yanks the cord and the

992
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: co two inflated instantly, and then we spent an hour

993
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: just recording Brent and Adam just constantly pulling. It was

994
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: such wish fulfillment. Sure, at least once it made it

995
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: on the plane, then they got drunk using airplane mini bottles. Uh,

996
00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: perfect found on the plane. Oh really, Then we did

997
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 1: it some more. Oh yeah, these things are abandoned. Like

998
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: basically they would be like, okay, this one has damage

999
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: to a wing, it's old model. Just drag it out

1000
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: to the desert and whatever was in there was in there.

1001
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 2: WHOA, my god, that's crazy. They wouldn't clean it out,

1002
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

1003
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: Some are gutted, you can tell that some parts were

1004
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: really but yeah, some of these jumbo just you had

1005
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 1: to climb up like a stair walkway and jump from

1006
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: the walkway onto the plane like fifty feet in the air.

1007
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: Forty feet in the air. Again, snakes on these things.

1008
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: It was so crazy. But yeah, the highlight of the

1009
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: day was the second round of after those two were

1010
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 1: already drunk, just taking turns seeing which ones were dead,

1011
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 1: which life preservers were dead, and which ones weren't, and

1012
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: those things. The fact that ten people put them on

1013
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: and they couldn't even figure out how to use them.

1014
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: But animals, I implore you just pay attention the next

1015
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: time you're on a flight and really think about what

1016
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: they're saying to you. And then for the rest of

1017
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: your life just look at your phone and look at TikTok.

1018
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 1: We get it. I do the same thing.

1019
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh man, I can't believe I've known you for the

1020
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 2: This is the first time I've heard the story about

1021
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 2: the snakes on the plane and the liquor bottles.

1022
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: Well, if you have Roku, you can watch it. It

1023
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: was a damn funny show. I haven't told that many

1024
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: stories about our time doing bad ideas, but we Adam

1025
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: put himself in serious peril and I just stood off

1026
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: camera in medium peril going. Yeah, look good, let's go again.

1027
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 2: Well, folks, thank you so much for listening to another

1028
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 2: episode of Bananas. Thank you to everyone out there, every

1029
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 2: single Bananimal.

1030
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Speaker 1: We love you all.

1031
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 2: This is a very cool community and you guys are

1032
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 2: very cool people.

1033
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Speaker 1: Well said Bananas podcast. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1034
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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1035
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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1036
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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgarriff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

1039
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.