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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's challenging the FedEx and ups

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Speaker 1: business models with something new called uber pigeon. If you

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Speaker 1: have a package over seventy five pounds forty eight pigeons

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Speaker 1: who attempt to carry it across the city to your

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Speaker 1: destination without dropping it on people, he's gonna be get it.

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Speaker 2: It's cheap though.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to uber pigeon and laser stories. The Penruary read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser and those other cooligans just don't,

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Speaker 1: so you couldn't do it, guligans. This first laser story

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Speaker 1: is out of Nashville outright. A twenty six year old

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Speaker 1: man named Craig Miller is facing more than a dozen

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Speaker 1: charges after he randomly fired multiple shots in the streets

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Speaker 1: of downtown.

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Speaker 2: It happened early Monday morning.

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Speaker 1: A witness said Greg was at an intersection looking like

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Speaker 1: Yosemite Sam from Looney Tunes, waving a firearm around and

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Speaker 1: shooting off bullets in every direction.

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Speaker 3: Craig, just try some coffee maybe next time that'll wake

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Speaker 3: you up instead.

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Speaker 1: Well, police showed up and asked Craig what's going on. Initially,

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Speaker 1: he denied shooting the bullets in the air, but everyone

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Speaker 1: saw that.

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Speaker 3: That was the other person at six in the morning

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Speaker 3: doing I well.

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Speaker 1: He later admitted that he had just divorced his wife

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Speaker 1: and fired eight rounds as a celebration for regaining his freedom.

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Speaker 2: But Craig wasn't just happy.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like he was also high on illegal drugs

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Speaker 1: at the time.

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Speaker 2: He got a divorce.

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Speaker 1: Well, the gun also turned out to be stolen, and

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Speaker 1: he kicked an officer in the stomach while being taken

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Speaker 1: into custody.

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Speaker 2: And now you're going to jail.

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Speaker 3: I bet this woman feels like she really out.

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Speaker 2: I think he just needs one more chance with me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: This next Lazer story is out of Florida.

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Speaker 1: Hey, remember the other day when we talked about the

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Speaker 1: couple who was walking around the neighborhood and randomly got

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Speaker 1: hit by a plane.

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Speaker 3: Just don't laugh.

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Speaker 2: They survived.

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Speaker 3: And yeah there's another couple.

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Speaker 2: Now there's this guy.

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Speaker 1: His name is Alejandro Otero, and he's trying to get

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Speaker 1: NASA to cover the damages after a piece of trash

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Speaker 1: from the space station hit his house. Oh my god, yo,

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Speaker 1: that's actually you got a case there. He could fall

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Speaker 1: that far the incident happened a few days ago at

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Speaker 1: two thirty four pm, when a ten pound object crashed

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Speaker 1: through his roof, came through the ceiling, and blew a

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Speaker 1: hole in his wood floor.

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Speaker 2: Gosh, I would be like, how high am I right now?

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Speaker 2: It's seriously it's a weird looking thing. I'm showing my

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Speaker 2: host a picture of it right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh and two thirty four pm would make sense because

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Speaker 1: US Space Command tracked a piece of debris from the

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Speaker 1: space station re entering Earth's atmosphere five minutes before that.

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Speaker 3: Do you think one of the astronosts yells out of

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Speaker 3: the space station? Hey watch, I dropped.

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Speaker 1: And NaSTA got rid of some batteries back in twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one, so maybe this was one of those finally

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Speaker 1: making it back time.

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Speaker 3: It does look like it looks eroded on one side.

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Speaker 1: It kind of burned up, so woble to tell what

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Speaker 1: that is not really sure, But we do know that

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Speaker 1: Alejandro is still waiting to hear back from NASA because

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Speaker 1: he keeps getting their voicemail.

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Speaker 3: I think that they're under they're understaffed right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've reached the space stationssage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in space.

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Speaker 1: He says, he hopes that the engineers at Kennedy Space

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Speaker 1: Center will analyze the object as soon as possible to

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Speaker 1: figure out what it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he can get reimburn for the hole in

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Speaker 2: his floor.

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Speaker 3: You miss it out, just sell it on ebays. Somebody

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Speaker 3: will play big butts for something.

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Speaker 2: Space A battery, sure battery. This next laser story is

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Speaker 2: out of food News.

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Speaker 1: You ever had one of those mornings when you're torn

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Speaker 1: between an everything bagel and a bowl of instant ramen.

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Speaker 1: These are supposite that I put those two together. Well,

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Speaker 1: if that does describe you, Missing Foods has just announced

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Speaker 1: you don't have to decide anymore, because they're making a

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Speaker 1: new limited edition flavor of cup of noodles Everything Bagel

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Speaker 1: with cream cheese, cream cheese.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Mommy made breakfast.

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Speaker 1: I love how everything Bagel wasn't wild enough for them,

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Speaker 1: they had to add in.

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Speaker 2: The cream cheese.

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Speaker 1: What the hell this?

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Speaker 2: I think it sounds good personally.

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Speaker 1: The new Ramen combines noodles with that everything combo of

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Speaker 1: dried onion, garlic, poppy and sesame seeds with a tangy

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Speaker 1: cream cheese flavored sauce.

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Speaker 2: Look at me, I'm a big fat slab.

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Speaker 3: Everything bagel seasoning is good literally on everything true.

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Speaker 1: Yet, so even though it's an idea that's kind of

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Speaker 1: out there, it's not super surprising. Cup of Noodles has

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Speaker 1: done a lot of crazy limited edition flavors in recent years,

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Speaker 1: like pumpkin spice and maple syrup, pancakes, sausage and egg.

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Speaker 3: They've already entered the breakfast world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was complete in the menu.

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Speaker 1: The everything bagel with cream cheese Cup of Noodles will

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Speaker 1: be available at Walmart for around a buck twenty starting

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Speaker 1: next week.

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Speaker 3: How their prices never got up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get some of those. This next laser

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Speaker 2: story is out of cash conscious HQ. Yes.

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Speaker 1: With inflation on the rise, people on social media are

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Speaker 1: talking about things that are overpriced but are still one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent worth it. Yes, okay, expensive but worth the Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Here's the top seven most popular responses. Number seven good

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Speaker 1: comfortable shoes and socks.

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Speaker 2: I agree that I cannot wait. I'm buying more socks

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Speaker 2: in the next couple of days.

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Speaker 3: I just bought some fancy socks like I've always gotten

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Speaker 3: them from Costco up until now. From it feels like

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Speaker 3: I've got two hugs on my feet all day long.

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Speaker 3: It's insane. No, I got the fancy ones.

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Speaker 1: Not.

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Speaker 2: Really hug books.

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Speaker 1: Number six on quality mattress equipped with a quality pillow.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely once I spent seventy dollars on my memory phone pillow.

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Speaker 2: I will never go back.

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Speaker 3: I can't find a good pillow.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's so good.

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Speaker 1: Number five hiring movers. Yeah, one person said worth their

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Speaker 1: weight and goal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that just comes with age, like your twenties, like

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Speaker 3: all your friends are up for My friend's friend has

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Speaker 3: a truck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, once you're in your like.

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Speaker 3: Mid late thirties, nobody wants to do that anymore.

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Speaker 2: I'll spend a few hundred.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And Number four thing that's overpriced but still one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent worth it is air conditioning. Ah, just so

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Speaker 1: you can do funny things in front of the the fan.

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Speaker 1: You know, it really pays off. Number three is dental care.

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Speaker 1: And number two premium wireless noise canceling headphones.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm grown up. I bought my first

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Speaker 2: pair of those two years ago.

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Speaker 1: And then the best thing ever, the number one thing

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Speaker 1: that people say is definitely overpriced but absolutely one hundred

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Speaker 2: It is experiences.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, take all of our money.

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Speaker 1: Learning that as you can save money on all that

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Speaker 1: day to day stuff, but splurging on an experience like

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Speaker 1: a concert ticket or a weekend getaway or a class

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Speaker 1: you've always been wanting to take, that creates lasting memories

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Speaker 1: and happiness, which is exactly what this guy believes in.

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Speaker 1: He now charges one hundred and seventy five dollars in

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Speaker 1: hour for an experience with him, and you know what's

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Speaker 1: worth every single And that's how means Laser Stories have

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.