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Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than the excited. These are the

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Speaker 1: radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like we're writing

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Speaker 1: in our diaries, except we stayed them a loud. We

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Speaker 1: call him blogs Jason Brown. Yes, the one with nature

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Speaker 1: Bear Grill's over here, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I had a pretty crazy morning in regards to nature. So,

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Speaker 3: as Fred alluded to, we get up really early. So

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Speaker 3: I tried to get ready on like Kiki and not

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Speaker 3: wake my man up.

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Speaker 2: That is the goal.

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Speaker 3: We have finally reached a routine where I can leave

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Speaker 3: and he is still snoring and we are all good. Well,

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Speaker 3: this morning it was pure chaos. So I let the

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Speaker 3: dog in and as I was doing that, a giant

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Speaker 3: moth flew into my kitchen and was like buzzing arounder

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Speaker 3: like like over the last buzzy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, they like, you know, they like touch the stuff

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Speaker 3: and they bounce off stuff and it makes like a

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Speaker 3: weird noise.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: So I had my crackout that you reveal about me,

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Speaker 3: and I'm trying to like throw the crock at the

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Speaker 3: moss it right, I'm like, oh my god, he's gonna

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Speaker 3: kill me. So then finally he got himself into the light,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is my chance. So

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Speaker 3: I sprayed some windecks in there. Dad, Right, okay, great,

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Speaker 3: we're good.

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Speaker 2: And your life's talking doesn't work anymore.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, sure there's no moths around my house got

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Speaker 3: in my clothes. So I'm like, okay, Well, in all

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Speaker 3: the commotion I got ready. I'm like, now I'm late.

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Speaker 3: I got to like get ready, walk out the door,

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Speaker 3: lock the door. I'm like, oh my god, I didn't pee,

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Speaker 3: like and I have to pee because I pee like

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Speaker 3: every thirty minutes, and I have like a forty minute

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Speaker 3: drive to work.

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Speaker 2: Like I have to pee.

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Speaker 3: So I peed in the driveway before I got into.

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Speaker 1: The second This is the second time this week that

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Speaker 1: I've heard about you peeing outside of your home.

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Speaker 3: Why because I don't want to go back in because

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Speaker 3: if I open the door again, the dogs are gonna

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Speaker 3: bark and Mike is gonna wake up. The whole goal

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Speaker 3: of my morning is to not wake this man up

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Speaker 3: because I don't want to hear it. And if I knew,

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Speaker 3: if I went back in, So I had to pee

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Speaker 3: in the driveway and I thought it was fine, and

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Speaker 3: then I look over and my neighbor is pulling out

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Speaker 3: of the driveway. He was in the car, but the

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Speaker 3: car wasn't started because if it was started, I would

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Speaker 3: have noticed the headlights.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get he was in his car, Like a

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Speaker 1: public exposure. You're going to show up. Why why is

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Speaker 1: this man exposing himself in his driveway. It's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm peeing, but why are you peeing? That's your home

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Speaker 1: right thing.

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Speaker 4: I do enjoy peeing outside, though, sometimes what is it

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Speaker 4: about that? I know somebody who with the under the

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Speaker 4: bus that lives with me. He does that all the time,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Your roommate does it piece outside to side?

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Speaker 4: Like yeah, bathrooms and there's only two people in this house,

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Speaker 4: so there's always a bathroom available. Why do you It's

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Speaker 4: like something in your mind say pee houside.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't have to worry about aiming, and you know

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Speaker 3: it makes.

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Speaker 2: Me uncomfortable when I'm outside. I could pee anyway. You

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Speaker 2: sit down when you pee, though.

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Speaker 3: When I'm in the house, yeah, because I want to

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Speaker 3: make sure I am correctly. But I'm outside, I don't

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Speaker 3: have to worry about aiming, so I could just want

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Speaker 3: to Hell.

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Speaker 2: Bill I can't even know that mechanic.

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Speaker 3: Mike, if you're listening, we need the ring footage of this.

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Speaker 1: I know you do.

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Speaker 2: You don't have I do not do not.

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Speaker 4: It's already in the community app don't report me.

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Speaker 1: There's a sex offender on the street, keeps pulling stuff

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Speaker 1: out of the driveway. Kids trying to get ready in

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Speaker 1: the morning. And here's here's mister Jason. He outside.

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Speaker 3: I understand, yo, yeah, so, I mean I do enjoy

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Speaker 3: safely outside sometimes, but today was necessity.

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Speaker 2: Your man is going to be managing, like what is his?

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Speaker 2: Why is this grass dying over here? The dogs?

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Speaker 3: The dog dogs on the girls, These girls keep spot.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'm not as manly as I thought I was.

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Speaker 1: I liked to pee in a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: You don't know outside. Where am I going to be

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Speaker 2: out of the streets of the streets.

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Speaker 3: There's nowhere, there's no grass anywhere else.

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Speaker 2: Man, No, I go to the bathroom. You don't like

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Speaker 2: to pee in a lake. You don't like to pee outside.

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Speaker 1: The thing about the lake, I don't One of the

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Speaker 1: things I don't like about the lake is you'll be

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Speaker 1: on the lake and you'll be in the boat driving around,

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Speaker 1: and then the boat will like stop and everybody jumps

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Speaker 1: in the water at the same time.

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Speaker 2: Because everyone's peeing. Everyone is peeing on each other at

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Speaker 2: that moment.

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Speaker 3: Do you pee in the shower, friend, No, there in

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Speaker 3: the shower.

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Speaker 2: I pee, and then I get in the shower and

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Speaker 2: it's the same drain you're lying. That's discussed. I swear

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Speaker 2: to you, I don't pay in the shower. Why right

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Speaker 2: next to the shower.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to pee in the shower pean of toilet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I already peed before I get in the shower.

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Speaker 1: I do all my business as much possible business as

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Speaker 1: I possibly can't, and then I get in the shower

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Speaker 1: to make sure I'm perfectly clean when I get out. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't pee in a shower. Do you repeat in

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Speaker 1: the pool? Of course, I pee in the pool.

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Speaker 2: What you won't have now, that is you know clear,

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Speaker 2: that's exactly right. You know, I mean where somewherel and

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Speaker 2: you're pean in the pool? Noe? Ever, she already peano

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Speaker 2: me in the lake. It doesn't time we've been in

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Speaker 2: a lake together. And then I peede on you to

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Speaker 2: see this, So.

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Speaker 1: The lakes is why I don't take your lake invitations anymore.

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Speaker 1: Everybody jumping together. I know what this is about, you freaks,

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Speaker 1: and that you Jason