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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast, Nicki Glaser.

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Speaker 2: Here's Nikki.

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Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicki

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Speaker 3: Glazer Podcast. Happy Labor Day weekend. I hope you had

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Speaker 3: a good one. I am joined today by Brian Frangie.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Brian, Hello, Welcome to the show. Everybody. That's me

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Speaker 1: welcoming to the show. Also, yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 3: Noah's also here.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Noah, welcome to the shows. Me welcoming everybody.

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Speaker 3: And then that's the laughter of my birthday boy, my

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Speaker 3: little baby baby birthday boy, mebe Bb, my boyfriend, my lover,

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Speaker 3: my special guy whose birthday is today. It's Chris Convy.

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Speaker 4: Everyone's welcoming you to the show. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And Anya is not here today because she's filming a

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Speaker 3: music video in Rhode Island on a book. Oh wow,

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Speaker 3: she'll tell us all about that when she gets back.

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Speaker 3: We get Chris Convey today. He came to visit me.

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Speaker 3: I'm very excited about it. He came in. What day

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Speaker 3: did you get here? On Sunday? And uh, we have

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Speaker 3: a fun week planned of we have an activity for

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Speaker 3: your birthday and Thursday. This sucks when I have like

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Speaker 3: a birthday present that's coming two days after his birthday,

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Speaker 3: because today's birthday and I literally have nothing for you

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Speaker 3: except kisses. No.

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Speaker 5: I think that's fine. Really, I think you've got time

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Speaker 5: to give somebody a gift. Personally, it doesn't matter to

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Speaker 5: me either way, but I think, yeah, how are you

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Speaker 5: supposed to like line up something perfect on somebody's birthday

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Speaker 5: in this day and age?

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Speaker 4: Am I right?

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Speaker 1: Brood?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: No, it's hard, but I do know that you don't

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Speaker 6: say happy birthday to Chris Convey. Chris Convey says hello

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Speaker 6: to you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so you know you can't call, you can't text.

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Speaker 6: He's got a you and if he doesn't call.

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Speaker 4: You on his let's explain.

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Speaker 3: Will you explain it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I mean okay, yeah, yeah, I can explain this. So,

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Speaker 5: I mean I think when I was younger, this is

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Speaker 5: like twenty years old, this whole thing. People were obsessed

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Speaker 5: with their birthdays and then they were upset, Oh, you

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Speaker 5: missed my birthday, And if you miss somebody's birthday, it's

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Speaker 5: this big ordeal and somebody's like, oh, I'm sad you

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Speaker 5: And everybody just loves their birthday so much. So the

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Speaker 5: deal I was making with my friends was don't you

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Speaker 5: don't ever have to remember my birthday, I will. I

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Speaker 5: will call you on my birthday, and you go ahead

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Speaker 5: and call me on your birthday. So now on my birthday,

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Speaker 5: I'll call you. Know, but basically everybody in my everybody

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Speaker 5: in my phone that I care about, will get some

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Speaker 5: sort of a phone call to be like, hey, you

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Speaker 5: never had to remember this.

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Speaker 4: Yep, you shouldn't have to. I'm taking that off your plate.

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Speaker 3: Right, and so he it would be it's a funny thing.

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Speaker 3: So Chris would call everyone in his phone book on

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Speaker 3: his birthday, and then if they didn't call him on

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Speaker 3: their birthday, he would have no love lost because that's

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Speaker 4: That's the rule. Like who cares about birthdays?

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Speaker 3: Well, clearly, I mean it's.

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Speaker 5: And it's it's effectively made my birthday like a very

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Speaker 5: very busy day that you used to hate a lot.

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Speaker 3: I used to loathe it because we would just it

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Speaker 3: would be Chris on the It's like what Chris was

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Speaker 3: doing a deal in on Wall Street in the nineties

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Speaker 3: on his birthday.

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Speaker 4: Like he was on the.

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Speaker 3: Phone on the floor trying to sell and buy all

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Speaker 3: day long.

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Speaker 4: I'm not kidding you, all day long.

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Speaker 3: We would go to dinner for his birthday, and he

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Speaker 3: would have to step out and just collect these calls

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Speaker 3: or call people all because you'd go through his imaginic

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Speaker 3: going through your whole contact list. Here's most people don't

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Speaker 4: Here's the Beauty's good. It's good. His birthday celebrations Thursday. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: actually going to work out. It is because I don't

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Speaker 5: So the beauty of it is, like, I'm pretty bad

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Speaker 5: I don't love phone calls. You know, I'm not good

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Speaker 5: the year that I'll just get to say hi to

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Speaker 5: as many people as I can. And we both have

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Speaker 5: laughs about it. Sometimes they won't pick up, and then

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Speaker 5: I just get to leave a message and get to yes.

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Speaker 3: But it's, oh, that's sweet.

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Speaker 4: There is something beautiful about it that has emerged.

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Speaker 1: How many people are you calling?

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Speaker 5: You think I don't know my friendship group it's seven

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Speaker 5: seven thousand.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's a lot thousand.

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Speaker 3: It's all day long.

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Speaker 4: No, I bet it's the it's in the hundreds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot of calls, like a telemarketer all

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Speaker 3: day long, Yeah, I should get you a little cubicle,

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Speaker 6: I do the same thing on my birthday at a

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Speaker 6: Chris does, except I do it the day after and

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Speaker 6: I call people and go, oh see, you didn't remember.

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Speaker 1: My birthday, did you. I'll look at you nothing, not

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Speaker 1: even a little text.

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Speaker 3: How many calls have you gotten today already? Or how

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Speaker 3: many calls? Wait, zero calls today, but I've in some text?

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Speaker 3: But how like, aren't there friends that you don't that

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Speaker 3: not even thinking of that you still.

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Speaker 4: Love those people?

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Speaker 5: Yes, of course yes, And you know it's like it's

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Speaker 5: it's sort of a nice thing to have a yearly

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Speaker 5: check in to be like, hey, we're still buds.

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Speaker 3: But some of these people, Chris, you gotta talk like

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Speaker 3: they're dying to talk to you, right, And they're just

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Speaker 3: people that like you. There are some people that you

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Speaker 3: call on your birthday and I know for a fact

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Speaker 3: you're like, I would love this conversation be four minutes long,

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Speaker 3: but it ends up being like forty minutes.

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Speaker 5: This is the this is the game we're playing. Nothing,

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Speaker 5: nothing's forty minutes. Nobody does Okay, everybody knows they go hey.

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Speaker 5: Some of the guys will pick up and be like, hey,

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Speaker 5: I know you got a bunch of calls. I'll talk

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Speaker 5: to you later, Okay, cool. Yeah, it's do you.

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Speaker 2: Ever get any like passive aggressive responses like oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: No. People at this point, if you're if I'm friends

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Speaker 5: with you, they know they sort of they know the drill,

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Speaker 5: and they sometimes they it's it's funny. They're like they'll

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Speaker 4: What day it is?

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Speaker 5: And they go I forget every year, like they even

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Speaker 3: But if for somebody who says they don't like birthdays,

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Speaker 3: you always celebrate mine in such a genuine way. Are

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Speaker 3: you just doing that because you think it matters to me?

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Speaker 3: Or like do you I think you somebody? I don't.

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Speaker 4: It's not that I don't like birthdays, it's that there

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Speaker 4: was an era, like you remember when you were in

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Speaker 4: your like twenties and everybody was so stoked on their birthday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like that was the event of the birthday

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Speaker 3: month when girls would say, it's my birthday month. Thankfully

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Speaker 3: that's that ship is sales.

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Speaker 4: So that was me taking the power back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get what you're saying. It's that was annoying.

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Speaker 3: I don't like when people tell you my birthdays this

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Speaker 3: or forties telling you their birthday is this week, like

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Speaker 3: you're an adult, Like.

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Speaker 4: Who cares about your li is insane? Nobody cares.

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Speaker 3: It's really weird. It's really weird, and but I think

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Speaker 3: calendar year. It is exactly long enough where you go, okay,

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Speaker 3: it's time to celebrate again, Like it is a perfect

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Speaker 3: if it was two days, if it was three hundred

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Speaker 4: I'm talking Valentine's Day, I'm taking birthdays.

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Speaker 3: I'm talking Halloween's Like if you were a month shorter,

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Speaker 3: like let's say, like a couple of weeks short. Christmas. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't acknowledge well Christmas, Yeah, Christmas is. I like

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Speaker 3: Christmas music playing. I'm like, yes, it's playing. Let's get

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Speaker 3: this podcast are Jewish and are probably like.

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Speaker 2: I love Christmas time, you do. I think Christmas time

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Speaker 2: it's so everything's so nice, jolly, and like all of

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Speaker 1: You don't know the full story behind Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 5: This podcast just became the story of Jesus.

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Speaker 4: What do you think that if he rose or died.

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Speaker 1: Or what do you think Christmas is about?

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Speaker 3: Well? One knows.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the birth of Jesus. But like the whole

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Speaker 1: Well, that's just a pagan thing, I think.

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Speaker 6: Every time there's a thing like that is because of

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Speaker 6: the Pagans. Anything anything that's fun, the Pagan's added it

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Speaker 3: because I will just say that one of my favorite things. Well,

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Speaker 3: Chris could tell the story, but first I just want

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Speaker 3: to say I didn't find out about that thing not

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Speaker 3: being what it was, that man being not that man,

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Speaker 3: and maybe two people in kahoots until I was in

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Speaker 4: It's something isn't real.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but I knew let me just say I knew

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Speaker 3: it wasn't Probably around fourth grade it was confirmed and

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Speaker 5: Me, hold on, I'm sorry, who is listening to this

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Speaker 5: podcast around kids?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Like the people have things on around

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Speaker 3: the morning radio. Oh really, yeah, I'm not like talking

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Speaker 6: other letters that certainly a kid, I wouldn't want my

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Speaker 3: A kid, I'm sorry. Kids should be able to know

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Speaker 3: I was obsessed with it and like, wouldn't let her

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm a little.

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Speaker 5: Confused now because I thought you, I thought your sister

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Speaker 3: Because I no one ever really told me, but I

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Speaker 3: Santa's not real. Done, deal you, Zach Morris?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but imagine if you're if you see the boots

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Speaker 3: No, it is worse because then you put on your

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Speaker 4: Rules, Sanna nailed it. You blew it, mom, you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So when we come back, we'll tell you the

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, good, all right, we'll be back after this.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're back, Chris. So, what happened?

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Speaker 5: So Nicky's sister's wedding, Nicki gave whatever what's the speech there?

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Speaker 3: There was no ceremony.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, I didn't remember it like that.

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Speaker 5: Well, Nicki gave a speech at the wedding and during

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Speaker 5: Lauren found out Santa Claus wasn't real before me, And

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Speaker 4: Some bubbles that day.

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Speaker 5: First, many bubbles that in the bathroom and it was controversial.

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Speaker 4: Kids were crying in the bathroom. Aunts were mad at NICKI. Yep,

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Speaker 4: it was. It turned out to be like kind of

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Speaker 3: They had to learn somehow, coffee, They had to learn somehow.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I was making this point about my sister

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Speaker 3: She kissed a boy before me, she got a boyfriend

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Speaker 3: virginity part, but that's true too. She was plucking her

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Speaker 3: She was always like it more advanced and wore makeup

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Speaker 3: and this is like, I'll bring it back to something else.

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Speaker 3: People go like, no, spoiler alert, isn't the shock of

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Speaker 3: And I know everyone's gonna say, no, it's not. We

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Speaker 3: let's say I tell someone tells me like, oh, the

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Speaker 3: Isn't the shock of me finding that out? Then? Also

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Speaker 5: Not at all, because if you don't know what's happened

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Speaker 5: and leading up to the sixth the sixth sense is

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Speaker 5: because the whole movie is completely ruined if you know.

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Speaker 3: But I'm like, isn't this a good surprise too? Of

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Speaker 4: Isn't that like also pretty.

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Speaker 3: Good of like whoa damn you know, like you did.

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Speaker 3: You have to find out the way everyone else did.

439
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,960
Speaker 3: Now you could have a different experience by watching the

440
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Speaker 3: whole movie.

441
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Speaker 5: You gave them a gift Christmas came those games.

442
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Speaker 6: You're trying to tell me this all the time that

443
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Speaker 6: the last few weeks, and I'm not buying it.

444
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Speaker 1: I'm not buying it. Every time I'm like, no, I

445
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,439
Speaker 1: spoiler thing. I need you to spoiler thing.

446
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:42,160
Speaker 6: Because Nicky's got a lot of spoilers that she's holding

447
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:45,159
Speaker 6: over my head and she's thankfully not giving them up

448
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,040
Speaker 6: yet because every time she goes can I just.

449
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Speaker 3: Tell you I like spoiling things for people? I really don't,

450
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,119
Speaker 3: but I do argue that when they come out, I go,

451
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Speaker 3: aren't you surprised now, just in the same way you

452
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,440
Speaker 3: would be then, Like, just in this moment, instead of

453
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Speaker 3: being mad at me.

454
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Speaker 2: I wanted to defend Nikki on this because we do

455
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,840
Speaker 2: drop a lot of spoilers on this podcast, and some

456
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,440
Speaker 2: people take the spoiler alert. Some people are like, oh,

457
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,880
Speaker 2: they give away too much of plot. If a TV

458
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,800
Speaker 2: show or a movie is good, then the spoilers won't matter.

459
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,000
Speaker 2: You would still enjoy it.

460
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:18,360
Speaker 5: Like there's something I forget there's something unforgettable about that

461
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,160
Speaker 5: moment in Sixth Sense, or there's a moment in The Departed.

462
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Speaker 5: There's just there's something that they the director intended, Like

463
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:30,200
Speaker 5: Brian said that that that we were led into on

464
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 5: purpose to elicit a certain reaction, and that that is

465
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,919
Speaker 5: something that is stolen no matter what if there is

466
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 5: a spoiler on a show. Now, some spoilers aren't that

467
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:43,439
Speaker 5: big of a deal and don't ruin anything, right, you know.

468
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,280
Speaker 5: But if you're like, oh, this character dies and you're like, hey,

469
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 5: you'll get that feeling early and early on the movie anyway,

470
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Speaker 5: well then fine.

471
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Speaker 6: But like spoiler alerts, did you guys know that? And

472
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 6: dude wears my car? They don't find the car.

473
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Speaker 3: I kind of forget that. But if something happens within

474
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 3: the first half hour of the movie, it's not a spoiler.

475
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,920
Speaker 3: Shut up, like this is that's not I don't think

476
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 3: that that's something that people should be able to get

477
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Speaker 3: mad about.

478
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 5: Spoiler alert dude wears my car only movie I've ever

479
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,239
Speaker 5: walked out on.

480
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.

481
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Speaker 5: Were you Just Like when I was with a bunch

482
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 5: of friends and they were like, this is terrible, we're

483
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Speaker 5: out of here and I and I was just like, Okay,

484
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,320
Speaker 5: I guess we're leaving, and they got up to leave

485
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 5: and I will.

486
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 3: Santa isn't really.

487
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Speaker 4: And then I never. I never.

488
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Speaker 5: I've never walked out of a movie since then, because

489
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 5: I was like, this feels wrong.

490
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Speaker 3: I have trivia for Noah, Noah, what's the last movie

491
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Speaker 3: I walked out of? I've probably said it so many

492
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 3: times that I would think, you know, and if you

493
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 3: don't know, then I'll say it again, because this is

494
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,720
Speaker 3: the test of if something's been said too many times

495
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 3: on the podcast, you know what, I feel like I

496
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 3: know so much about you, but I don't remember this fact.

497
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Speaker 3: Horrible Bosses was the last time I walked out of him.

498
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 3: I was so mad about it because I'm like, just

499
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 3: quit your boss sucks.

500
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Speaker 4: This is the I know.

501
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,280
Speaker 3: This is like the thing of like just call him,

502
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 3: you know, like when people are in movies where you

503
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,920
Speaker 3: go you don't have to just go, you know, take

504
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 3: a train in the middle of the night to tell

505
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,239
Speaker 3: him you love him, just like call him and then

506
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,199
Speaker 3: the movie would be over with these easy fixes. But

507
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,439
Speaker 3: that movie, I was like, stop killing your boss, just

508
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 3: just quit and I didn't like Jennifer Aniston being so

509
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 3: sexual I like need It was me being like puritanical

510
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 3: about her, of like, I don't like her being such

511
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,040
Speaker 3: an evil sex pot, right, I just need her the

512
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 3: way that I want her. And for whatever reason, it

513
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 3: bugged me. And also dinner for schmucks. I almost didn't

514
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Speaker 3: make it through, but I did stay. But I will

515
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Speaker 3: walk out of a movie without any problem, No way.

516
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Speaker 1: I rarely, rarely ever walk out of movie.

517
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Speaker 6: In fact, I can only remember walking out of one

518
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Speaker 6: movie ever, and it is how long ago?

519
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Speaker 1: Was it came out in?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

521
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Speaker 1: It came out in two thousand and four?

522
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Speaker 3: So I was like a teenager trying to guess what

523
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Speaker 3: it is?

524
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Okay.

525
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 3: Is it a comedy?

526
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Speaker 4: Yes?

527
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 3: Is it starring a is it? Does it pass the

528
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 3: Bechdel test?

529
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 4: No way? Two thousand chicken?

530
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:17,959
Speaker 1: Probably not.

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Speaker 6: I kind of remember us with my high school friends,

532
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Speaker 6: and I remember we all decided we're gonna we're gonna

533
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Speaker 6: walk out old school.

534
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Speaker 1: No.

535
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Speaker 4: Does it star someone that is in old school? Is

536
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Speaker 4: it embarrassing? Now?

537
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Speaker 3: That?

538
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 4: Is it like a classic?

539
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:34,719
Speaker 2: Now?

540
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Speaker 1: No?

541
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Speaker 6: I actually you probably should stop guessing, because I doubtly

542
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Speaker 6: even remember this movie.

543
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: It is called Welcome to Mooseport.

544
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Speaker 6: No, that it was Ray Romano's attempt at making a

545
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 6: full feature length film Ray Gene Hackman, and man, I

546
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 6: was like, I can't even believe this is on a screen,

547
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 6: Like how does this make it to the screen?

548
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 5: Of course that was that was Peek Romano though, right, yeah,

549
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 5: that was like everybody loves Raymonds.

550
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone loved him.

551
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 4: But except for Brian.

552
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Speaker 3: I just like, of course, Chris, I don't think you

553
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,719
Speaker 3: walk out of things. You're a completionist, You like will

554
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 3: finish something. Because suits, have you talked?

555
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 4: Have you guys talked about suits on this podcast?

556
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 2: I think we have you watching suits. We know you

557
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 2: watched four days of television.

558
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 3: Chris is not added up suits amount of days.

559
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 4: Chris is not alone millions it is.

560
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 6: It is one of the most watched shows on Netflix

561
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 6: right now. It's crazy and I don't even want to

562
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 6: talk about it because I don't want to continue promoting

563
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 6: this show.

564
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: I mean, it just feels like insane.

565
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Speaker 3: The one thing I'll say that I love when whenever

566
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 3: suits comes up on Chris's show, The Courtney Show, which

567
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 3: is a podcast I listened to every freaking day, and

568
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 3: I love it so much. But when Suits comes up

569
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 3: on there there's someone that like knew is watching it

570
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: or something because Chris gets people into suits because it's

571
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 3: what did you say, It's the center of television kind

572
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 3: of like Nxbox twenty is the center of me.

573
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 5: It's yes, there is like Okay, when you think about suits,

574
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 5: you think, is this this is like one of those

575
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 5: USA shows characters welcome. You look at it and you're like,

576
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 5: is this Franklin and Bash or or like the doctor

577
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 5: on like they moved to the Hamptons, but but he

578
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 5: got like disbarred, but he like helps rich people like

579
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 5: be okay, psych psych. Yeah, notice now you think like, okay,

580
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 5: you look at Susan you say, this is just another

581
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 5: one of those terrible shows that of course I would

582
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 5: never like.

583
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Speaker 4: But if you guys have time for a mini story.

584
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

585
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 5: The way I got into it because I looked at

586
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 5: it the same way. I was like, this is going

587
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 5: to be terrible, and I just wrote it off as

588
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 5: like just a cheesy show. So I was, you know,

589
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 5: in twenty seventeen or something. Nicki and I had broken

590
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 5: up at that point and I was in the I

591
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 5: was in Dubai working for.

592
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 4: A little while.

593
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Speaker 3: What were you not in Nabu Dhabi for a Nabu

594
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Speaker 3: jab I.

595
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Speaker 5: Was in n Abu Dhab actually, so it's an Abu

596
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 5: Dhabi for what I'm on bumble for what for Abu Jabi?

597
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,719
Speaker 4: Okay, complete the sentence.

598
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 5: I'm on bumble. I meet this girl. We hit it

599
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 5: off a little bit over text.

600
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, whoa what just what made you swipe right on her?

601
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 3: Was it just her smile? Yes?

602
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 5: She seemed like she had a good personality fun I'm

603
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 5: a personality guy, as you guys can tell. Everybody knows

604
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 5: I'm a personality guy. So we so we start talking

605
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 5: and I don't know, we get to something where I

606
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 5: was like, I was dead. I was like really into

607
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 5: Game of Thrones at the time. Brian and I used

608
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Speaker 5: to have Game of Thrones watch parties. Nicky Nicky was

609
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 5: there and would like tolerate it and and bespected perspect

610
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 5: you did respect it, which so I was just so

611
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 5: into Game of Thrones, was before Game of Thrones stunk.

612
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Speaker 5: And she's she's mentioned something about suits because I guess

613
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Speaker 5: we talked about what TV shows. If we're if I'm

614
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Speaker 5: if I'm matching with you on bumble I'm getting to

615
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Speaker 5: TV shows at like the fourth text, probably just because

616
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Speaker 5: I've got nothing else.

617
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 4: It's all I do.

618
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 5: Anyway, I say there's some sort of bet where she

619
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 5: says I will like Suits more than she would like

620
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,879
Speaker 5: whatever show I come up with. So I was like,

621
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Speaker 5: you will like Game of Thrones more than I will

622
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 5: like Suits. And I was like, okay, bets on, and

623
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 5: I take bets pretty seriously.

624
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 3: Yes, he does.

625
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 4: I get into it.

626
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 5: And so I started watching Suits immediately, and like a

627
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 5: week later, I finished the first season of Suits, and

628
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 5: she followed up with her follow up whether she never

629
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 5: even watched one single episode of Game of Thrones, and

630
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 5: so I but by the end of the season, I

631
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 5: was like, you win already. You will not like Game

632
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 5: of Thrones as much as I like because you liked it.

633
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 5: I definitely was like, I can watch this entire thing.

634
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 6: Are there like focusing on the episodes because it isn't

635
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 6: it like a procedural in the background type show. I

636
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 6: mean they're like an hour episode, right, Yeah? Yeah, I

637
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 6: would say that.

638
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 5: You know, I was an Abu Dhabi for an Abu Jabi,

639
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 5: and you know, like you had a lot of time

640
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 5: on your hands to watch did you.

641
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 3: Say it was your abu hobby. It was not a

642
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 3: hobby to watch suits? You didn't have much else to it? Yeah, yeah,

643
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 3: no I liked it.

644
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 5: My point is, don't overlook suits just because you're like

645
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:17,879
Speaker 5: too cool like I.

646
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 3: You know, no, I want to start it too. Don't

647
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 3: overlook suits. Hey, what about this? Because you don't like

648
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 3: Meghan Markle? And you know what, maybe you don't like

649
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: Meghan Markle because why, Chris.

650
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 5: There's a smear campaign by the deep state, the British

651
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 5: Royal family.

652
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,639
Speaker 3: Yes, if you investigate why you don't like Meghan Markle,

653
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 3: you come up dry. Bitches.

654
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 4: You come up dry because you.

655
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 3: Don't really know. It just seeped into your pores. You

656
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 3: don't even know why. Oh, because she's stuck up. Why

657
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 3: do you think that I'm pissed about it? I don't

658
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 3: like it. I'm so tired of people. You know. I

659
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 3: was listening to your podcast the other day and there

660
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 3: was a guy on who like, should not have any

661
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Speaker 3: opinion about the Royal family. He's an older man that

662
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Speaker 3: was in radio uh back with Courtney. His name's Guy Phillips.

663
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: He's a great radio guy. But he even said, I'm

664
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 3: watching suits and I love it even though I'm not.

665
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 3: I don't care for Megan Markle very much. And I'm like,

666
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Speaker 3: why does this sixty something year old man have an

667
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 3: opinion a negative opinion about Megan Markle.

668
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Speaker 4: It's because the Royal family.

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Speaker 3: One they've seeped and she is a nice girl. She

670
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 3: just fell in love with this guy. She didn't try

671
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 3: to root And why does any American give a fuck

672
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 3: about the Royal goddamn family. He's shut up about it.

673
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 3: Why do you care? So I understand Brits like having

674
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 3: this work. I don't understand this because it's it's it's

675
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 3: almost like growing up in a church, like of scientology,

676
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 3: Like it's just they're brainwashed into Karen.

677
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 4: It is weird.

678
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 3: I can't help it.

679
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 5: The idea that there is a queen of another country

680
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 5: on your money, like for Canadians and Australians.

681
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Speaker 4: Australians.

682
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 5: Australians are like, you know, they're very laid back people

683
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 5: and they're not worried about it. But from from our

684
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 5: perspective to be like, you've got the Queen of England

685
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 5: on your money, yes, this is bizarre.

686
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 3: And then I love Doug stan Hope's point about like well,

687
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 3: the British people always say, yeah, it's the royal family,

688
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 3: but they don't really have a say in politics or anything.

689
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 3: It's like, well, then why do you fuck them? Their

690
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 3: defense is always like but they don't really do anything.

691
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: It's like, well, then what is going on here?

692
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 4: People should google Doug stan Hopes stand Oh.

693
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 3: I played it on the podcast before Ages Ago, and

694
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 3: we have a lot of new fans since then. So

695
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 3: if you haven't heard it, go listen to Doug stand

696
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 3: Hopes rant against the Royal Family. It really like solidifies

697
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 3: how I feel.

698
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Speaker 5: But to close the loop on suits close listen. I'm

699
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 5: not saying everybody's gonna love it. I'm saying give it

700
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 5: a shot because you might casually like it and be

701
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 5: surprised by it. There's good like there's like if you

702
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 5: like watching shows where there's like a good looking people

703
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 5: that you can like kind of have a crush on,

704
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 5: there's there's somebody for everybody.

705
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 3: Oh that's cute. I like that. Yeah, who are you

706
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 3: crushing on?

707
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 4: Markle? You are a Mark Mark?

708
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 3: When I the Royal Family got me, I used to

709
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 3: be a Mark, like a skeptic Marko's charming on the show,

710
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 3: and I used to be like, Oh, do you like

711
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 3: mak him because he likes suits before anyone else, And

712
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 3: I go, oh, is she like so hot? Like you're

713
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 3: probably so into her. I was like kind of jealous,

714
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 3: And now I'm obsessed with her and I think she's

715
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: the coolest and the smartest, and I really am just

716
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 3: such an advocate of spreading the word about how great

717
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 3: she is. She was recently seen at the Beyonce concert

718
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: and people were just like, oh you at Beyonce. It's

719
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 3: like she can't do anything and people.

720
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 4: Are gonna be mad.

721
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 3: Although I will say I saw a clip of Timothy

722
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 3: Schalomey spoiler alert with Kylie Jenner. They made their first

723
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 3: public appearance together at the Beyonce concert, either yesterday or

724
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 3: the day before, and he was smoking a cigarette in

725
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 3: the Sofi Center and ashing over the ledge, which I

726
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 3: found to be insane. But they're they're out and they're together,

727
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 3: and that's weird.

728
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 4: It seems so bizarre. Yeah, it makes it like I

729
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 4: remember when.

730
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 6: Kylie Jenner is part of the other royal family. Yeah,

731
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 6: that people care about.

732
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 3: But people, well, that's the weirdest one too, because people

733
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 3: seem to like always hate the Kardashians. But then why

734
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,719
Speaker 3: are they so popular? You know, like everyone seems to

735
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 3: just not like them, but we can't stop consuming them.

736
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 4: Right at the end.

737
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 5: I mean it's like Brian said, it's they're like the

738
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 5: They're like an American royal family. Yeah, that's true, But

739
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 5: I like shallow may I'm a shallow may Man.

740
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: Together, I was enchanted by, like, how people so famous?

741
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: Yeah you think it was Instagram?

742
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 3: Yep. I think it's always dms for celebs, or it's

743
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 3: like you know, or they're friends of a friend, gives

744
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 3: a text or something, or.

745
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 4: They're like backstage at fashion week.

746
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: That's it. That's one hundred percent backstage at fashion week.

747
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: It's always stage at fashion week. Oh my god, that's

748
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: so true. It's so cute to me to picture Chris

749
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 3: on the apps. Do you ever think about your boyfriend

750
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 3: like being out there, like trying to meet people, like

751
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 3: just like being like, I think it's adorable. Just you

752
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 3: were like swiping and like had to make first moves,

753
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 3: like and like just do cute things and like have

754
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: a one liner like to get in, and then you

755
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 3: were talking about suits and making bets. I think it's

756
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 3: so adorable. Where's that spark. Go.

757
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's when you call me adorable and cute.

758
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 3: It's so cute.

759
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 4: No, you don't like me call cute. It's I didn't

760
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 4: think it's patronizing.

761
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 3: Yes, really, yeah, oh I think it's it's I think it.

762
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 3: I don't mean it that way like makes it. It's

763
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 3: endearing to me. Like how when you were just a

764
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: single guy. I like that guy.

765
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 6: I understand it because you're like rooting for the person

766
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,719
Speaker 6: and they're like in a vulnerable position trying to find someone,

767
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 6: and you really want them to succeed, and you're like

768
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 6: I can help you, but I'm not there to help you.

769
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 4: You guys, I think are looking at it from a

770
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 4: different perspective.

771
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 3: He's just a hardy guy and a.

772
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Speaker 4: Girlfriend. He was not like Brian.

773
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Speaker 5: What you guys are saying like, it's more just like oh,

774
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 5: I'm bored and don't know anybody in Abu Dabi, like

775
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 5: let's see what's going on.

776
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 3: You know why I like it, Chris, it's because for me,

777
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 3: when I first met you, I would have never thought

778
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 3: when we broke up the first time, I would have

779
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 3: never thought.

780
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 4: You would get on the apps.

781
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 3: Because you're a guy who like doesn't do what everyone

782
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: seems to do. And so when I found out you

783
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 3: were on the apps, I was just like, wait, you

784
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 3: made a profile and had to like scroll to find

785
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 3: your age.

786
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 4: You had to like answer these like hinch youah.

787
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 5: My profile was blank forever. I think my profile just

788
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 5: said like, you know something, just like one thing that.

789
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 3: I like, like pizza.

790
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 5: Oh, I think it's as soft rock. I just had

791
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 5: no profile anything.

792
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was just like this, because you got

793
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 3: a face that.

794
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 5: Can carry thing that is about. This is humiliating, it

795
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 5: really is. And I think I think I wrote maybe

796
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 5: for a while, something like not as tall as I look, right, something,

797
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 5: something to take it down a notch.

798
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, yeah, a few notches. So Chris is visiting

799
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 3: in today's birthday. We have a special thing planned on Thursday.

800
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 4: I like how you say we like it's like.

801
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 3: We're both doing it. We're both going does Chris know

802
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 3: what it is? No, No, it's gonna be a surprise.

803
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 3: But before that, we're going to look at dogs.

804
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,280
Speaker 4: We it's your birthday present.

805
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 3: I know. I was like, for your birthday, we're gonna

806
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: go do something. We're gonna go look at dogs and shelter.

807
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 3: She just texted me about it. Actually, the girl that's

808
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,760
Speaker 3: helping us look for dogs because last Natalie for Mayday Rescue,

809
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 3: Natalie for oh yeah, she's been on the podcast before.

810
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 3: Natalie from Mayday Rescue is going to go meet us

811
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 3: and we're gonna make maybe make a video at the

812
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: shelter with some dogs and give them.

813
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 4: They'll be like, oh, I'm going home.

814
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 3: We're like, no, we're making a video with you, bitch,

815
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 3: get over here and go back in your cage. Just

816
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 3: using you for content.

817
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 5: If people like like, that's like half the reason I

818
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 5: got on social media was to like look at the

819
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 5: Dodo and things like that. So people like, you know,

820
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 5: dog rescue people should follow may Day Rescue.

821
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, she does a really good job of place animals.

822
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 3: And it's just so nice when you see a little

823
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 3: scruffy dog that is covered in like a bath mat

824
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 3: of fur, and then they look like a different dog

825
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 3: once they get a makeover, and then they end up

826
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 3: happy on a couch licking someone's face. Scosted.

827
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 6: Yes.

828
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 3: So the other day, though I got really close on

829
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 3: a dog, I didn't even tell the girls chat because

830
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 3: I'm tired of like, the last time I got close

831
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 3: on the dog, I like announced on the girl's chat

832
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 3: and then I had to like tell everyone that I

833
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 3: didn't get it, and it was just so sad. It's

834
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 3: I don't mean to relate it to people telling people

835
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 3: they're pregnant and then losing a pregnancy, but it just

836
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 3: it's it's felt.

837
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 4: The closest I've ever gotten to that.

838
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 3: What was that.

839
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I thought of. I was like, Oh,

840
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 2: she's just it's like having a miscarriage. It felt like

841
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 2: that's the closest version.

842
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 4: It is so funny. So I don't mean, please know that.

843
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think it's the same at all.

844
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 3: But it's like the closest I've been able to feel

845
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 3: to that where I like start like looking at dog

846
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 3: toys and stuff and like imagining the future of my

847
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 3: life with this animal by my side. And I'll say

848
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 3: that like I can see the animal. It's not like

849
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 3: I like it's there. I met it, I hugged it,

850
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 3: I carried it. I like it licked my face. I

851
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 3: thought I had it. So last week on Tuesday, a

852
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 3: woman died and the next day her or that night,

853
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 3: her friend posted on Instagram, I need to find a

854
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 3: place where my best friend died last night. It's so tragic,

855
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: like it was. She had a heart condition and she

856
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 3: went in to go have a thing put in and

857
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 3: it didn't work out, and she she died tragically. And

858
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 3: she had a five year old dog. I'm looking, I know,

859
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 3: it's so sad, but she but the doc I will

860
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 3: say that the there was she went into the thing knowing,

861
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 3: like I think it was like a twenty five percent

862
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 3: chance that it was maybe gonna end this way, so

863
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 3: it wasn't completely like, which is still tragic. I mean,

864
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,439
Speaker 3: you would think you have a seventy five percent chance

865
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 3: of it. It was awful. It's awful, but people die.

866
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 3: It's part of the story. I'm not trying to make

867
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 3: it about that, or I'm not also trying to not

868
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 3: make it about that because someone died in the story.

869
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 3: But her dog was then you know, didn't have an owner,

870
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 3: so they Her best friend put this picture of this

871
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:24,479
Speaker 3: dog online and then it got posted by someone else,

872
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 3: and then Anya saw it and she sent it to

873
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 3: me and she was like, this dog seems to like

874
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 3: meet all of your needs. It's this many pounds, it's

875
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 3: this it's five years old, it's cute. And it does.

876
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 3: It seems to not have a barking problem or this

877
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 3: like some perfect dog. So I went and I messaged

878
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 3: the woman immediately. I asked Chris first, and I was like,

879
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 3: this dog seems kind of perfect. Do you think we

880
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 3: could maybe do this? And then you said, you know,

881
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 3: go for it, and I was like thanks. And then

882
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 3: I wrote to the woman and I said, listen, I

883
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 3: travel a lot. I want a dog that I can

884
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 3: travel with. So I just want to be upfront, like,

885
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 3: this dog is going to travel, because some people might

886
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 3: not want that for their dog. Just say that if

887
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 3: you don't want your dog to travel, this is the

888
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 3: because then she wrote back and said, we don't want

889
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 3: this dog to travel and sorry, we're gonna meet other people,

890
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 3: but thank you so much for your interest, very polite

891
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 3: about it. And I was really like, oh, sad about it.

892
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 3: And then I was like, wait, I feel like I

893
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 3: don't know, I feel like I can convince this woman

894
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 3: because I'm not I'm not gonna do something to a

895
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 3: dog that's gonna make this dog's life worse than someone else.

896
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 3: I'm giving this I would give the dog the best

897
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 3: life possible because just because it travels with me, I

898
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 3: do a thing.

899
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 4: You're putting the dog under the plane. Yes, I think

900
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 4: sometimes that's yeah, you're so right.

901
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 3: So I made that very I said, I'm just gonna shoot,

902
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 3: want my shot one more time.

903
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to bother you.

904
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 3: I know you're grieving and like, I don't want you

905
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,399
Speaker 3: to have to read a bunch of text, but I'm

906
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 3: just saying, if you the fact that it would travel

907
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 3: with me means it would travel under the seat in

908
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 3: a carrier. It would be I would be checking on

909
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 3: it constantly. It would be safe. I've traveled with dogs before.

910
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 3: I would never do anything to an animal that would

911
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 3: cause it anxiety if it does. If it would have

912
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 3: anxiety and wasn't go traveling, it would stay with my boyfriend,

913
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: or it'd stay with my family who has dogs. It

914
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 3: would always have people to take care of it. And

915
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 3: I said, here's the other thing. It sounds like it's

916
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 3: a bad deal with this dog traveling all the time,

917
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 3: But what that means is I don't have an office job.

918
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 3: I'm not leaving my dog alone in a cage seven

919
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 3: hours a day, which I guarantee you whoever this dog

920
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 3: ends up with, it's gonna spend a lot more time

921
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 3: alone than what if it was with me, And maybe

922
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 3: that's what they want for the dog is like it's

923
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 3: okay being alone, because it turns out this dog, I

924
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 3: guess is okay being alone. But I was like, this

925
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 3: dog will never be alone. I'll always be with it.

926
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 3: It will it's tiny, it will always be with me.

927
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 3: And if it's not alone, I don't leave. I don't

928
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 3: allow my dogs to be alone for more than three hours.

929
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 3: I would never. That's like the most before I had

930
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 3: someone come and walk them or something. And if you

931
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 3: leave your dog alone for more than that time, I

932
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 3: don't think you're a bad person. You do what you can.

933
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 3: But I don't believe dogs should be left in cages

934
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 3: at home alone for more than like I think the

935
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 3: I would say, Pete says, like more than five minutes.

936
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 5: But some people leave it at home, not in a

937
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 5: cage for a law periods of time.

938
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 3: Yes, but sometimes they like the cage, like and they

939
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: need the cage like the dog likes the cage. Yeah.

940
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 3: So I don't mean to say I'm adding cage to

941
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 3: sound worse, but sometimes I mean that's like a better

942
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 3: scenario than just like on your couch. But some I've

943
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 3: heard people leaving seven or eight hours and the dog

944
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 3: just has to like hold it. And I think it

945
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 3: gets worse than that. When people have you, you just

946
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 3: are a little bit more negligent. I think it can

947
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 3: be worse. So I was just saying, like, this dog

948
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 3: will always be with someone. So she then reconsidered and said, yeah,

949
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 3: come meet it. Actually this is you know. I plued

950
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 3: my case and I said, I'm I'm a vegan because

951
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 3: of animal rights, Like I'm not going to ever make

952
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 3: this a dog feel unsafe or have anxiety, Like I

953
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: will do everything to make it comfortable one hundred percent

954
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: of the time. And she she bought it. Man, she

955
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 3: bought it now. So she let me go meet it

956
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 3: and I held it and it was so cute and

957
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 3: so nice, and I loved it so much and it

958
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 3: was so calm and sweet, and I you know it,

959
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 3: I just I loved it immediately, and I was like,

960
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 3: this dog is like this is happening. Because the girl,

961
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 3: the woman was really cool and she's a writer. We

962
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 3: connected and I just felt like we had a good talk.

963
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 3: She also we were talking about having kids and how

964
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't plan on having kids, and she

965
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 3: was like, she gave me some advice on that, which

966
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 3: was really awesome, but I don't want to say what

967
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 3: it was in case she hears this and she's like,

968
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 3: you betrayed my trust by I'm not revealing who this

969
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 3: woman is. But she was awesome and we connected. We

970
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 3: walked the dog and I felt like, Oh, this is

971
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 3: gonna happen. And then I was on the treadmill like

972
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 3: an hour later, and like in the middle of a workout,

973
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 3: I just get a call and I'm like, oh, and

974
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 3: then I get them. I let it go because I

975
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,240
Speaker 3: was like panting at the time like a dog. And

976
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 3: then she was like, she was like, I'm nearly crying

977
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 3: because I have to tell you. We are just we

978
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 3: want the dog to be local, because I guess the

979
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 3: woman's family wants to maybe like see the dog and

980
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 3: they don't want to be all the way in Saint Louis.

981
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 3: So I didn't get the dog, and I was so

982
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 3: sad for like a day because it was only like

983
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 3: a day that I thought it was less than a

984
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 3: day that I thought I was going to get it,

985
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 3: So it wasn't like super seeped into my consciousness.

986
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 5: But I was like, but I had like the fact

987
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 5: that you were going to see it, like I had

988
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 5: already started like being like, okay, our life with Hobbs, Yes,

989
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 5: And I was excited about.

990
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 4: It, I know, and we had to talk about what

991
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 4: we had a time.

992
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 5: I almost messaged that lady to be like, hey, you're

993
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 5: doing the right thing by seeing NICKI, like, because you

994
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 5: know Luigi. The first day that Nikki had Luigi, you know,

995
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 5: everybody said it was a mistake.

996
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 4: Luigi was like.

997
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 5: Scared and barking, and then and then and then bit

998
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 5: Nicki and and like we were like what is going on?

999
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 3: And she was like you were just you would have

1000
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 3: been like this dog, there's nothing. It's going to be

1001
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 3: troubled the whole time in a corner, shivering all day long.

1002
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 4: And you're like, this is a disaster.

1003
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 5: And Nikki loved it into being submission, into submission.

1004
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 4: Luigi's like the great It's just the greatest dog.

1005
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 5: And then Nikki did it again with Mary, and so

1006
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 5: I wanted to tell this lady like, hey, Nicky's gonna

1007
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 5: love this thing, like in a way that's extraordinary and

1008
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 5: it's gonna have an amazing life. But I also understand, like,

1009
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 5: you know, if that if that woman who died has

1010
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 5: siblings and that dog makes them feel close to their sister,

1011
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 5: then it's like, okay, I as hard as it is, Yeah,

1012
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 5: that he's not he doesn't get to be ours. It's like, Okay,

1013
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 5: this guy's this. This dog might give these people comfort

1014
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 5: over the next few years, but it's still hard.

1015
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 3: I put my woman, I put myself in that woman's

1016
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 3: shoes or like the brother's shoes of the woman who died.

1017
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 4: That you're gonna say I put my woman pants on.

1018
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 3: I did put my woman pants on that day.

1019
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 4: I hate I hate it when people say.

1020
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 3: I was embarrassed because when I met when I met

1021
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 3: the dog, I was We were like, it was very

1022
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 3: hot outside. We were on the sidewalk and we sat

1023
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 3: down on this like you know, gray pavement to like

1024
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 3: play with the dog. And when we got up, I

1025
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 3: had sweat so much so that there was like wet

1026
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 3: stains all over the ground and it looked like I

1027
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 3: had like pissed everywhere, but it was just me sweating,

1028
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 3: and the woman had left no stains, so it looked

1029
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 3: like I could just like so I might have not

1030
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 3: gotten the dog because I had a puppy pad problem

1031
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 3: and but I did, Like I think, you know, if

1032
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: my sister died and all I had was her dog

1033
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 3: and I had I couldn't take it, but I wanted

1034
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 3: it to find a home. I'd want the dog in

1035
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 3: Saint Louis. I wouldn't want it to go to California. Yes,

1036
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 3: like I just even if I wasn't gonna see the dog,

1037
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 3: because I don't think the guy is going to visit

1038
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 3: the dog, I would just want it in the vicinity.

1039
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 3: It's like you just gotta and so, and I always

1040
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 3: believe everything happens for a reason, and like there is

1041
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 3: now there's a dog out there that I wouldn't have

1042
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: that I'm gonna get. And when I get it, I'm

1043
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,320
Speaker 3: going to be like, I can't believe I almost didn't

1044
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 3: have you. And I know that dog is out there

1045
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 3: right now, shivering in a cage somewhere.

1046
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there is.

1047
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 3: That's what.

1048
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 2: Also, you and Chris had a conversation about having a

1049
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: dog because you guys are living together now.

1050
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 3: Yes, we had a conversation for that.

1051
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 5: That's exactly right, Like we're we wouldn't have had the

1052
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 5: conversation if it wasn't for this dog.

1053
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 4: And now we're ready for whatever that next.

1054
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a really good talk about like what

1055
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 3: the expectations were with the dog. Like all I wanted

1056
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 3: Chris to say was like, I just with Luigi Marian

1057
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 3: it was always Nicky's dogs, even though he was like

1058
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 3: very present in their lives, and it always kind of

1059
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 3: like I just was like, man, I want it to

1060
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 3: be our dog, you know, like I just want him

1061
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 3: to say my dog, and like then I have this

1062
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 3: thing with the person I love, like that gives me

1063
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 3: kind of the thing maybe that a maternal instinct where

1064
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 3: you're like making something with someone and so for this,

1065
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 3: I was like, you'll be just as accountable as you

1066
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 3: were with Luigian Marian, which was like very helpful, but

1067
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 3: not the not the number one Like I'm always I

1068
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:28,439
Speaker 3: will do the most of the work because I that's

1069
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 3: what I want to do. I really do, Like I

1070
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 3: want if I'm getting this dog, like I know that

1071
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 3: I'm taking responsibility for it, but will you just say

1072
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 3: our when you.

1073
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 4: Say it on the radio.

1074
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 3: And he was like yeah, I can do that, and

1075
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 3: aw And Chris is also the as I've said on

1076
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 3: the podcast a million times, the best part about him

1077
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 3: is like if I ever need anything. This guy does

1078
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 3: it literally anything. Uh, he will make sure it happens

1079
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: with no questions asked. No, like you forgot that, I

1080
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 3: gotta mail it?

1081
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 4: Like no, I always thought the best part about me

1082
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 4: was my jawline.

1083
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 3: I mean, you're forty two now, baby, I know it's

1084
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: not looking.

1085
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 4: No, your jawlines has never been better.

1086
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 3: Actually, I took a picture of you last night that

1087
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 3: really made me laugh where he looked like he was

1088
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 3: just making a bad face and I was like, happy birthday, baby.

1089
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 4: I love his smile.

1090
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 3: It was so funny. But no, I I grew up

1091
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 3: in a house no offense, dad, if you're listening, But

1092
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 3: like and my mom too, where every like if something

1093
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 3: if like my mom forgot something at home and they

1094
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 3: were trying, it'd be like, Julie, why did you forget that?

1095
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 3: Or like e j, you should have remembered the fucking

1096
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 3: garage door. And it's like, ah, I did not repeat that.

1097
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 3: In my relationship, I have a relationship with someone who

1098
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 3: doesn't go like why did you do this? Like it's

1099
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 3: always just like okay, we can go back. Oh that's

1100
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 3: it's like it's like a compassionate, like that sucks, but

1101
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 3: like we'll take care of it. It's not like a

1102
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 3: punishing What were you gonna say, Well.

1103
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 5: No, I thought I thought you were gonna say that.

1104
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,279
Speaker 5: I was really responsible. And when I was here last time, Brian,

1105
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 5: do you know this. I ran out of gas in

1106
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 5: Nicky's car. Heard it's not his fault though I've never

1107
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 5: run out of gas before. The car was faulty. I've

1108
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 5: never been in a car that ran out of the

1109
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 5: car is faulty.

1110
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 3: You saw it.

1111
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 4: No, it is.

1112
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,439
Speaker 5: It's not as like obvious as when other cars run

1113
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 5: out of gas.

1114
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 3: It tells you what's set when you have seventy miles

1115
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 3: left and then it abandoned the there was no other

1116
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 3: warning until you're out of gas.

1117
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 4: That's a faulty Mercedes. And Nicky was up. So we

1118
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 4: started the car and I was like, I gotta throw

1119
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 4: some stuff away. You're going to see Barbie.

1120
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 5: So I drove, like, you know, like twenty feet away

1121
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 5: in the parking lot where there was a trash can,

1122
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 5: and I went and put I put something in the

1123
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 5: trash can, and I came back in the car with.

1124
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,200
Speaker 3: The car starts like shuddering, like it's about to start sobbing.

1125
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 3: It's like.

1126
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what's happening? The car's going like and

1127
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, damn, and I was just

1128
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 4: in disiplaine, and.

1129
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 3: I go, did someone go to the Reagan Museum a

1130
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 3: little time?

1131
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,479
Speaker 1: I went to the seventy miles? It's not enough.

1132
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 6: No, It's like telling your kids when they're six that

1133
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,399
Speaker 6: they're going to hit puberty one day, and then when

1134
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 6: they turn thirteen, you're just like, what are you talking about?

1135
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, what's happening here?

1136
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 3: And so today Chris was like, when you have to

1137
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 3: work today, like, uh, maybe I can just I can

1138
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 3: go do my own thing. And I go, uh huh,

1139
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 3: just s up, keep an eye on that gas gauge.

1140
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, all right. We're gonna take a break and

1141
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 3: come back after this. And we're back. So does anyone

1142
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 3: know anyone who's at Burning Man right now?

1143
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: I mean I don't, but yeah we do.

1144
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 4: We do know people. You just don't know that they're.

1145
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just don't know that they're there. There's seventy thousand.

1146
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 4: This guy Glenn has got to be there. Mike is there.

1147
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like, yeah, definitely, A dude named

1148
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 3: A couple guys named Glenn, are there for sure?

1149
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 4: You're right.

1150
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 6: You know.

1151
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:57,399
Speaker 3: It's surprising though that you don't know anyone, like off

1152
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 3: the top of your head who's at Burning Man, because

1153
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,720
Speaker 3: it seems to be the kind of thing that people

1154
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 3: talk about all the time.

1155
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 5: If they're going, oh, yeah, it's like it's a CrossFit

1156
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 5: or yeah, birthdays.

1157
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,399
Speaker 1: So you know what happened at burning Man, right, rain?

1158
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, so everyone got rained for days and then it

1159
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 6: got all muddy and then people one person died and

1160
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 6: people weren't allowed to leave Burning Man.

1161
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 4: It's that it could be like drug related.

1162
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: Or sure somebody died, but they.

1163
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 3: Someone think at least one person a year died. Yes,

1164
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 3: it does.

1165
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 6: Seventy thousands people doing drugs in the desert. I mean,

1166
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 6: it seems like there would at least five deaths a year.

1167
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 5: But it's like, what it's like the Kalis's wedding.

1168
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 4: What do they say. It's like, if I.

1169
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,799
Speaker 6: At least yes, if at least two people don't die,

1170
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 6: it's a dull affair and a doth Raki wedding.

1171
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: That's a Game of Thrones lore.

1172
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 6: Spoiler alert. Several people die at the doth Raky wedding,

1173
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 6: and is.

1174
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 3: That the Red Wedding. I saw the Red Wedding.

1175
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,800
Speaker 5: That's not that's a real spoiler, but that's Ago cal Drogo.

1176
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 4: Was she topless for it? No, she was topless that night. Cool.

1177
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,240
Speaker 3: Nice, nice.

1178
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 6: So it rained a lot at burning Man and it

1179
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,359
Speaker 6: got really muddy and it got so muddy that they

1180
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 6: had to shelter in place and they weren't allowed to

1181
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 6: drive home. So some people including Chris Rock and Diplo,

1182
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,040
Speaker 6: had to walk six miles in the mud to leave

1183
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 6: burning Man. Which I know it's in the mud, so

1184
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 6: that makes it more difficult, but walking in a six mile.

1185
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: Hike is not that long, not at all.

1186
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 6: But still people were then posting to social media like

1187
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 6: it was more like a flex and like a and

1188
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 6: it's also like.

1189
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 3: A straight line. It's not like they're going through mountains, right.

1190
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, but with the mud, I can understand it being

1191
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 6: a little difficult. They probably didn't have like proper gear

1192
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 6: to like hike, but like six miles you could do,

1193
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 6: you know, in like a half a day.

1194
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,240
Speaker 1: And people were like posting.

1195
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 6: On Instagram and the other social media that like this.

1196
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 6: They were like refugees from Syria, you know, they did

1197
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 6: they just got out.

1198
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: And also how.

1199
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 6: Amazing transformative experience it was, and like they were expecting

1200
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 6: to get some sort of what's the word, uh, people

1201
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,240
Speaker 6: people caring about this people, what's the word trying.

1202
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: To think of?

1203
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, female sympathy.

1204
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 6: They're trying to get some sympathy for this and and

1205
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 6: try to seem cool. But instead everyone's just like fuck you,

1206
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 6: fuck you, fucking losers.

1207
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 5: They are gonna be insufferable every all seventy thousand people

1208
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 5: that were at this thing. It's it is gonna be

1209
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,959
Speaker 5: like we're gonna hear stories about it for the rest

1210
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 5: of our lives. We're never gonna get to We're never

1211
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 5: gonna hear the end of like.

1212
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 6: Oh I was at the burning Man well, and imagine

1213
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 6: next year is burning Man when you have new when

1214
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 6: you have people at burning Man next year and they're like, yeah,

1215
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 6: but I was at the one last year. It was

1216
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 6: when we were in the Mud, and when I'm a

1217
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 6: better person than you because I was in the Mud one,

1218
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 6: it's just gonna be I.

1219
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 2: Don't know if this is true or not because I

1220
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 2: read it on Reddit, but apparently there is a private

1221
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 2: plane at burning Man that people take just so they

1222
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 2: could join the Mile High Club. It's like one of

1223
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 2: the attractions there. Sure, that's like, come back down. Yeah,

1224
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 2: it's just a theme park.

1225
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 6: It's become like maybe in the eighties when they started

1226
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 6: Burning Man, it was like just a bunch of hippies

1227
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 6: trying to figure their shit out. But now it is

1228
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 6: just a theme park for the rich where people not

1229
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 6: everyone's not.

1230
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 3: It does sound transformative and fun. I've been sold on

1231
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 3: it slightly by people, and I was the biggest like,

1232
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 3: oh god, Burning Man. I don't want to go because

1233
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 3: it's camping and it's muddy and it's like communal, and

1234
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to have to like talk and hug

1235
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 3: a bunch of people and people be like what's up, man,

1236
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 3: and like share my food? Like everything's there's no money,

1237
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 3: it's all bartering. Yeah, yeah, there's no money. Everything's bicycles.

1238
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 3: And that was like, sold to me, is like a

1239
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 3: good thing. I'm like, no, I.

1240
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 5: Don't know who's selling it to you, because it does

1241
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 5: not seem like a thing that you would have a

1242
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 5: good time at.

1243
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 3: Enna I can't. I'm just saying like I don't. I

1244
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 3: have some people in my life who I think are

1245
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 3: cool people that like it, so I don't think it's

1246
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 3: that lame because I just trust these people to be

1247
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 3: not as lame as the type of Burning Man person.

1248
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 3: But I will say I do know someone who's there

1249
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 3: who I really don't like. And at first I was like, hah,

1250
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: this bitch is stuck in the fun. And then I go, oh, Fox,

1251
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 3: she's gonna have this stuff. She's going to be worse

1252
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 3: than anyone. So it's like it's almost like it's it's

1253
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 3: a better for them than if they just had a

1254
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 3: great burning Are you kidding me?

1255
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 5: The people that go to Burning Man just want to

1256
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 5: talk about Burning Man, and this gives them this license.

1257
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 6: It becomes their life, like as their personality now is

1258
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 6: that every year they go to burning Now.

1259
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 5: That being said, I'm very interested in going. I think

1260
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 5: I would do better at it than you would. I'll

1261
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 5: go with you.

1262
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 3: That's only cute, Yeah, sorry in a good way. That's sexy. Yeah,

1263
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,879
Speaker 3: you'll like you anymore. You'd never have I just found out.

1264
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'll go with you. I would, I'll go.

1265
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 3: I feel protected by you, right because you protect me

1266
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 3: from things that I don't care for In situations like that,

1267
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 3: You'll make it as comfortable as possible. You feel like

1268
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 3: I got your charger hooked up here, and I'll do

1269
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 3: this ystent a cord. I got this frisbee that lights up.

1270
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 3: We'll do that, Like he'll bring side a lot.

1271
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 4: I like a lot of light up Frisbees.

1272
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 3: And you went to ari I the other day and

1273
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 3: he got it. There was a sale. He got me

1274
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 3: a blanket.

1275
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 4: I love a sale at ur It just.

1276
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 3: Gets me little gifts and like it's I didn't know

1277
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 3: it was my love language till I till I knew.

1278
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 3: So he got me a beautiful little blanket that is

1279
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 3: just like a thing you can ball up into like

1280
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 3: a really nice pillow or use a blanket. And he

1281
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 3: got me a light up frisbee. That is fucking cool.

1282
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 3: It's for us, got us a light up frisbee.

1283
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 4: Well yeah, and for like you know when you're here,

1284
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 4: like if you want to go.

1285
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1286
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 4: But also this thing that I think might be.

1287
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,279
Speaker 5: Good for a lot of different people to travel a lot.

1288
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 5: It's only ten bucks. It is a uh it's like

1289
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 5: a scale that you hold in your hand that you

1290
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,720
Speaker 5: can weigh your luggage before you get to the airport,

1291
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 5: so you don't have that like panic for two hours

1292
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 5: before you get to the airport to be like, am

1293
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 5: I at fifty three pounds?

1294
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,879
Speaker 4: Are they gonna bust me on this? Am I gonna

1295
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 4: look like an idiot?

1296
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 3: Unpacked my bag vibrator out? Yeah?

1297
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 4: So it's like.

1298
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 3: Rator. I mean, the magic wand is industrial. I guess

1299
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 3: it's probably one point five pounds at least. But yesterday

1300
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 3: I was like weigh my leg So I was like

1301
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 3: laying in bed and Chris was just like hooked it

1302
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 3: to my leg and I was just like just lift up.

1303
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 3: So we were weighing my legs. They both weigh the same. Yeah,

1304
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 3: twelve point five. Just about would you you guys would

1305
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 3: go to Burning Man?

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00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: Right?

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00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 5: I mean I know that we all make fun of it,

1308
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 5: and we should. It deserves to be made fun of,

1309
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 5: but it still looks cool and fun. Does av want

1310
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 5: to go?

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00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 3: No?

1312
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 2: No, really, but he likes our cultures and he likes rescue.

1313
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 2: But it's not like it's not an outdoor outdoors thing.

1314
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 2: It's it's more about like being artsy and like eclectic

1315
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,279
Speaker 2: and on drugs and the whole bartering thing.

1316
00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 6: Like I would want to go to Burning Man just

1317
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 6: so I can justify my hatred for it, Like I

1318
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 6: would go and be like, now I know for sure

1319
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 6: that I hate this. This sucks the people here, they're

1320
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 6: confused and flailing.

1321
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 5: That's what's happened, taken to a different world. So like

1322
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 5: I loved Sleep No More in New York, that thing

1323
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 5: where it was like you go in, I love that,

1324
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:27,919
Speaker 5: And then like Beyonce's like a concert recently. Yeah, it's

1325
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 5: just like you get taken to a different place for

1326
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 5: a short period.

1327
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 6: Fake place that costs millions and millions of dollars but

1328
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 6: purporting to be an anti capitalist utopia. Instead, it costs

1329
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 6: several hundred million dollars to make, and the CEOs and

1330
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 6: the top ten people make over three hundred k a

1331
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 6: year to put it on. It is a hypocrisy, It

1332
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 6: is a farce, and it has become it has become

1333
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 6: a playground for the wealthy to destroy the environment essentially

1334
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 6: and and post something on Instagram that makes them feel

1335
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 6: like they're superior to people who don't go.

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00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:06,959
Speaker 1: That's what I viewed as.

1337
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 2: And I thought I thought it was free, but ticket

1338
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 2: prices start at five hundred bucks and vehicle passes are

1339
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 2: one hundred and year.

1340
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 6: You spend thousands of dollars to go, so This is

1341
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 6: not if you are It's like, if you are an

1342
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 6: actual person who lives in the desert and lives in

1343
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 6: a yur you cannot afford to go to Burning Man?

1344
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, okay, are there scholarships and then?

1345
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 6: And like I understand the transformative experience in taking you

1346
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 6: to a new world. I'm not saying there's nothing good

1347
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 6: about Burning Man, but I do wonder for these people

1348
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 6: who have transformative experiences. Is Burning Man transformative? Or is

1349
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 6: doing shrooms and transformative?

1350
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 3: That's what it is?

1351
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: Is it because you did DMT? Is that why you're thinking.

1352
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 6: I mean, it's a cool place to do DMT, that's

1353
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 6: for sure, But I don't think Burning Man is a

1354
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 6: requirement to have a transformative experience on shrooms.

1355
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 5: I agree, But there you're also with like minded people,

1356
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 5: so like you're with you feel like you're in this

1357
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 5: ultimate safe space as like minded people, because that's the brand,

1358
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 5: you know, is like we're coming here to be like

1359
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,440
Speaker 5: one hundred percent ourselves in some way, and then we

1360
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 5: have to go back to our lives.

1361
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 6: Except we know, I mean we're not. We're we know

1362
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 6: enough to know that if you get seventy thousand people

1363
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 6: in a spot you are not in a safe space.

1364
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 6: Out of those seventy thousand people, there's at least twenty

1365
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 6: five thousand people.

1366
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: Who have who are just weird.

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00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, and there is ten thousand people who have malicious intentions,

1368
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 6: not like I'm gonna kill you, but like I'm gonna

1369
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 6: try to fuck your girlfriend. And then there's gonna be

1370
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 6: five hundred people who probably are evil. That's just humanity.

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00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 6: And now you're putting that's all together with no rules

1372
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 6: in the desert, there's no water, and you're setting things

1373
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 6: on fire and doing drugs and you're telling me this

1374
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 6: is what you want to spend three thousand dollars in

1375
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 6: a labor day weekend on.

1376
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 3: We need some one who's been to Burning Man on

1377
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 3: this show to speak, And.

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01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I am sort of like having their

1379
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 5: back in some reason the way I mean I mean

1380
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 5: safe space, like emotionally, I don't mean like physically. But

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Speaker 5: I will also say that every institution that has ever existed,

1382
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 5: whether it starts with you know, good intentions or not,

1383
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 5: becomes perverted by people who will get into that institution

1384
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 5: and make it way worth I mean, I mean, you

1385
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 5: look at our government, you look at basically every religion,

1386
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 5: like all of those were probably started with the best

1387
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 5: of intentions and then have been perverted into something where

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01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 5: it's like it all ends up being like, because we

1389
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 5: want to just make money and have power, you want

1390
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 5: anybody who wants to make money and have power will

1391
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 5: will seek an institution right that they can manipulate so

1392
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 5: that they can have power and make money, and burning

1393
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 5: man is no exception.

1394
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 3: Final thought. I was listening to this interesting podcast called

1395
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 3: Stuff You Should Know that I go to sleep listening

1396
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 3: to almost every single night, and it always helps me

1397
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 3: to sleep. But then I also learned something and it

1398
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 3: takes me probably like four weeks to get through one

1399
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 3: hour episode because I always fall asleep. But then I

1400
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 3: I slowly absorbed the information and there was this one

1401
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 3: episode about the Bilateral.

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01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:17,479
Speaker 4: Fuck.

1403
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 3: I forget what it was called, but it was something

1404
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 3: about how like when our brains when we snapped into

1405
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 3: consciousness as humans, there's a theory that before we had

1406
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 3: consciousness and had like our thoughts in our heads that

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01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 3: we knew were our thoughts. We thought this is thousands

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01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 3: of years ago. Before consciousness began, humans thought that thoughts

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01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 3: in our heads were God or a ruler talking to us.

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01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 3: So if you had the thought of, like I'm going

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01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 3: to itch my leg, there wasn't the thought of like

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01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 3: this is my leg, I'm itching it. It was God

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01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 3: is telling me to itch my leg. It was. Any

1414
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 3: thought you had in your head was just God or

1415
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 3: the ruler, the ruler of your little before religion.

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01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: So it was it was.

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01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 4: It was.

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01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 5: It was like basically, after you're smart enough to to

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01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 5: like be aware of something before we were aware intelligent

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01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 5: enough that we had like our own agency somewhere in

1421
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 5: between that in evolution.

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01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,520
Speaker 4: Yes, it wasn't.

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01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 3: It was. It wasn't like a god like they didn't have.

1424
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 5: And Ronald was the one telling us to scratch it.

1425
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 5: Well you should not bad.

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01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 3: That was really good. So it was it was an

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01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 3: idea of God, of being like a supreme being. Like

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01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 3: they didn't really have religion yet, but it was just

1429
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 3: this supreme being or they thought it was the voice

1430
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 3: of the ruler, the guy that was in charge of everything,

1431
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 3: like the kid that was in charge of the whatever

1432
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 3: tribe you were in. So no one was like I'm hungry.

1433
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 3: It was like God's telling me to eat. I'm just

1434
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 3: like it's almost the way I feel about free will

1435
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,880
Speaker 3: where it's like their brains weren't them.

1436
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,040
Speaker 4: They weren't like I am.

1437
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 3: It was just like I'm a robot operating on this

1438
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 3: system of someone's just feeding things into my brain and

1439
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 3: I'm acting on that. So that's what they all quote

1440
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 3: unquote thought, because thoughts weren't really what they were doing.

1441
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 3: They were just kind of working on this automatic response.

1442
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 3: Then at some point they became intelligent enough that it

1443
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 3: was around the Bronze Age, I believe when we started

1444
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 3: working with tools and it made our brain smarter because

1445
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 3: they figured out a way to make bronze that we

1446
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 3: snapped into consciousness and all of a sudden, it was

1447
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 3: like I like, I like, our brains became on one

1448
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 3: side of your brain and the other side of brain

1449
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 3: started working in tandem, and that became consciousness. I'm really

1450
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 3: like butchering what this means. But pretty much religion was

1451
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:50,840
Speaker 3: invented for a nostalgia for that supreme being that used

1452
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 3: to tell you what to do. So these people suddenly

1453
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 3: were like, now I'm responsible for everything. I don't like this.

1454
01:03:57,400 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 3: I now need to invent a god because I miss

1455
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 3: the glory days of when I was just an automaton

1456
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,360
Speaker 3: that was walking around like a zombie being told what

1457
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 3: to do by this god. And in religion, then this

1458
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,640
Speaker 3: is all a theory based on like some anthropologists back

1459
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 3: in like the you know, in the twentieth century that

1460
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,360
Speaker 3: came up with this theory. But it kind of all

1461
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 3: jobs together because it's like religion came right after consciousness

1462
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 3: probably showed up, and so we missed being just told

1463
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 3: what to do automatically and not having to like take

1464
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 3: accountability for our own actions, and so we invented religions

1465
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 3: to give us some sort of like pathway. And I

1466
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 3: just thought that was pretty interesting. And I love this

1467
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 3: show and it like, is is there anything that always

1468
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 3: puts you guys to sleep like this show? I don't

1469
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,040
Speaker 3: know what it is. It reminds me of maybe my

1470
01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 3: parents having a party in the living room. I was

1471
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 3: here like kind of muha voices or.

1472
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: Gates like the fall sleep.

1473
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 6: You're at a sleepover when you're a kid or something

1474
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 6: and you're and there's you're at camp and there's just

1475
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,040
Speaker 6: two people chatting and you're just kind of listening, and

1476
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:10,600
Speaker 6: it's just a safe place to be because you know,

1477
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 6: if there's two people having a casual conversation, then everything's

1478
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 6: probably pretty safe and you're not awake.

1479
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 4: Enough to fight off intruders.

1480
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also there are probably people.

1481
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 3: To a caveman sense. Yeah, that's so funny. Abviy.

1482
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 2: We were on a road trip and then you know,

1483
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:31,600
Speaker 2: like he he really likes history, and you know, like

1484
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 2: we'll watch documentaries and I'll always fall asleep. We were

1485
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 2: on a road trip once and he was listening to

1486
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 2: book on economics because that was his major, and he's

1487
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 2: like really into that stuff. I could not stay awake,

1488
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 2: Like I really tried to listen and synthesize, but I

1489
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 2: think it's so much information that my brain just shuts

1490
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,240
Speaker 2: down and then I fall asleep.

1491
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 3: Yes, I think any kind of like knowledge, like when

1492
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 3: you're that, I think that's what the show is. I

1493
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:00,400
Speaker 3: always pick a subject matter where it's like the you know,

1494
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 3: there was one about the end of the Bronze Age,

1495
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 3: which like the collapse of this like the world was

1496
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,200
Speaker 3: doing great during the Bronze Age for like there was

1497
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 3: like societies and there was kind of beginnings of governments

1498
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 3: and everything, and then all of a sudden things started

1499
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,880
Speaker 3: to fall apart and the society completely collapsed. And I'm kind

1500
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,720
Speaker 3: of interested in that, because it seems to be what

1501
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 3: we're on the cusp of pretty soon, and I kind

1502
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Speaker 3: of want to hear how it begins and like how

1503
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,240
Speaker 3: it starts and trickles down until everything is just chaos

1504
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 3: and ruined, because that's what happened, like everyone died off,

1505
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:35,360
Speaker 3: all the society like there was obviously some people survived

1506
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,920
Speaker 3: because we are here now. But so I'm just like,

1507
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 3: have you guys read the book Sapiens?

1508
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:41,320
Speaker 5: Oh?

1509
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: I tried reading it.

1510
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 3: You love it? I tried.

1511
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 1: I just couldn't get.

1512
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 6: I tried to listen to it speaking. It's pretty dense

1513
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:51,439
Speaker 6: and like, I don't know. I I tried to listen

1514
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 6: to it. I'd rather just get This is one of

1515
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,680
Speaker 6: those instances where I'd rather just get a blinkst summary

1516
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,040
Speaker 6: of it, because he just kept going on and on.

1517
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 6: I was like, do I really have to read all

1518
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 6: of this in order to understand what they're trying to say?

1519
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:05,800
Speaker 1: Like what's your what's the point?

1520
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,360
Speaker 6: I usually love shit like that, and I just couldn't

1521
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 6: get through Sapiens.

1522
01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:13,440
Speaker 3: I think I'll like it because it's linear and it

1523
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:15,520
Speaker 3: like will take you because I feel like when I

1524
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,240
Speaker 3: learn about history, it's like these moments, these little like

1525
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:20,480
Speaker 3: batches of history, and I go, but how does that

1526
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 3: fit into the rest of it? Because I don't know,

1527
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,600
Speaker 3: Like when people here's the dumbest question I've ever asked,

1528
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:28,680
Speaker 3: maybe on the show, when people say B C E

1529
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 3: is E different? Does E add something different to BC? No,

1530
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 3: it's just ERA. I think, really, why are we throw

1531
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 3: it on an E?

1532
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 6: No?

1533
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 3: One needs that. Stop making it. You sound smarner than

1534
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,160
Speaker 3: everyone else. So is the world just a D zero?

1535
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 3: And then BC? Is that all we do? Or is

1536
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 3: there something before BC?

1537
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 6: No, that's just it just keeps traveling back into eternity?

1538
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 6: Okay before Christ anodonomy, right, Louis. You know Louis.

1539
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,240
Speaker 1: It's such a great joke because.

1540
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,800
Speaker 3: He talks about like people in BC didn't know the

1541
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:08,520
Speaker 3: date was like eighty BC, right, and then it would

1542
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 3: be weird, like on New Year's Eve they'd be like,

1543
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 3: and now it's seventy nine.

1544
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 4: He's like, what are we counting down to the fear

1545
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,720
Speaker 4: of being like, wait, what is this all leading to?

1546
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 3: They didn't know Christ was coming and there was no

1547
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,400
Speaker 3: date before then. It's such a brilliant it's.

1548
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 5: Such a ridiculous thing too, that like that we started

1549
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 5: time two thousand years ago. I mean I know that,

1550
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,600
Speaker 5: like the Chinese calendar is on, like what is it

1551
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,839
Speaker 5: like four thousand, seven hundred and ninety or something.

1552
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that huge calendar also is good.

1553
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, I think it's like fifty five hundred

1554
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:43,679
Speaker 2: and change.

1555
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm so ignorant FI or something. Three.

1556
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did feel smart this weekend on the on

1557
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:56,839
Speaker 3: the crossword puzzle.

1558
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, crossword puzzle.

1559
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 3: Like Brian, me and Chris have crossword competitions where we time.

1560
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:05,599
Speaker 3: We know they're timed anyway, but we're trying to like

1561
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 3: we do like every every I would say, Monday through Friday.

1562
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 3: We send each other. Most of the crosswords has been

1563
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks now and and see who wins.

1564
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:17,560
Speaker 3: Brian is probably winning at this point.

1565
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 1: I've lost quite a lot. I mean just yesterday was

1566
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,640
Speaker 1: a huge victory for me.

1567
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:24,960
Speaker 3: Huge He beat me by like Chris and I did

1568
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,160
Speaker 3: twelve twelve something minutes half.

1569
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 4: The time you did twelve. I did fourteen, And Brian

1570
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 4: died in the sevens.

1571
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 3: In the sevens on a Monday. It was really embarrassing

1572
01:09:33,080 --> 01:09:36,400
Speaker 3: for us over here. But I don't understand it because

1573
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:37,160
Speaker 3: we are in love.

1574
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,840
Speaker 1: There are people who can do next to.

1575
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:42,439
Speaker 3: Each other and just staring at eyes were getting lost,

1576
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,680
Speaker 3: so that if you you got to have Ali do

1577
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 3: it next to you too and see.

1578
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,360
Speaker 6: If she doesn't do them at all. There are people

1579
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 6: who can do, especially the Monday crossword, in like under

1580
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 6: four minutes, like a sub four minute mile. And I

1581
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:58,479
Speaker 6: don't even understand how you can type them in that fast.

1582
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,840
Speaker 3: No, I know, because it if I even have a typo,

1583
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 3: I go I'm done. Yeah, like I'm gonna.

1584
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 4: Go I've screwed everything.

1585
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 6: Yes, if you're just reading the answers from an answer

1586
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,439
Speaker 6: key typing it in, I would still think it would

1587
01:10:09,479 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 6: take four minutes.

1588
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:15,719
Speaker 3: There are sometimes on a crossword where I feel like, oh,

1589
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 3: this one I got lucky because I remember in sixth

1590
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,080
Speaker 3: grade we had someone come to talk to our class

1591
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 3: and he was from Berkina Fosso. Oh yeah, oh, otherwise

1592
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know what Burkina Fosso was in a million years.

1593
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 3: And we had a hint the other day that was

1594
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:35,000
Speaker 3: like country Burkina blank, and I was like, Fosso. That

1595
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 3: would have been one that I just was like, what

1596
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 3: the hell is this?

1597
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 4: You slum dog millionaireed it and.

1598
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 3: There are a lot of sports references where I go, well,

1599
01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 3: Chris is gonna have the advantage here home court.

1600
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:44,320
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1601
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:46,920
Speaker 5: Every time I see some sort of variation of a

1602
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 5: sport one, I'm like, there's how does Nikki ever get this?

1603
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 5: And I know that's like the point of crossword puzzles

1604
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 5: is that well the other letters?

1605
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:58,559
Speaker 3: The answer is Untold, the documentary documentary series on Netflix

1606
01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,160
Speaker 3: that I am very much into, and I I have

1607
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 3: a lot of information about a couple certain things Malice

1608
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 3: at the Palace. If you want to know anything about

1609
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:08,280
Speaker 3: the Ron art test fight in the stands, I got you.

1610
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 3: Johnny Manziel, I know all about him and Mantiteo. The

1611
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 3: I love sports like Jordan's Jordan, Oh my god.

1612
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,200
Speaker 5: Well, I had a bit of a some something where

1613
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 5: it's like the only Nikki can only get into sports

1614
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:28,600
Speaker 5: if it's like fifteen years ago present day sports. It

1615
01:11:28,680 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 5: is like not interesting to Nicki at all. It's like

1616
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,880
Speaker 5: she needs to hear the story, the drama.

1617
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:37,160
Speaker 3: Sure moments, I mean, I got I was very much

1618
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 3: involved in the Tanya Harding Nancy Kerrigan thing when I

1619
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 3: was in fifth grade. I was because it was captivated

1620
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 3: the nation. I mean there was crime involved. That was

1621
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 3: It was in fifth grade, and I was like, I

1622
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,680
Speaker 3: knew all about it. My mom was, you know, up

1623
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 3: on it. My mom was a big Court TV watcher,

1624
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 3: even though that wasn't on Court TV or whatever, but

1625
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 3: she's just that kind of woman. I knew all about

1626
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,280
Speaker 3: the OJ scandal. I was in sixth grade. I had

1627
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 3: strong opinions about OJ. But I love these sportsocks. If

1628
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,720
Speaker 3: you guys have any suggestions listeners for good sports documentaries

1629
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 3: for me, please send them my way. We're gonna go

1630
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 3: back through thirty for thirties tell us which thirty for

1631
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:12,120
Speaker 3: thirties are the best ones to watch. Chris does have

1632
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 3: an ESPN dot com subscription because he is a boy.

1633
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 4: Last night, I go, let's watch thirty for thirty.

1634
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 3: We were looking at one that we used to watch

1635
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,639
Speaker 3: that we made fun of called Broke, where the whole

1636
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 3: time guys are just like man. We were spending. It's

1637
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 3: all about like diamonds, how true athletes go bankrupt fast,

1638
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 3: And the whole thing is just them being like man.

1639
01:12:29,439 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 3: We had cash flowing, strippers, cars, watches. They just listen and.

1640
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 4: The money wouldn't stop.

1641
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 3: It's a half hour of them listing things.

1642
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:41,679
Speaker 5: They yeah, yeah, boats, boat yeah, cars, and it never ended,

1643
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 5: and we thought it would never end, and so we

1644
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 5: kept buying things shoes.

1645
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 4: Watch it.

1646
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,320
Speaker 5: We're like, okay, cool, where's the story and they're like man, man.

1647
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 5: And then I kept buying things. Ever, I was buying

1648
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:55,400
Speaker 5: things for my family.

1649
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:57,639
Speaker 4: And the ground picks are all like money flowing down

1650
01:12:57,720 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 4: and like cleaning supplies backing up.

1651
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 3: It's like the dumb It's like v h one, like

1652
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 3: I love the nineties, but done ESPNS. It's so funny.

1653
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 3: So I go, we should watch that again, like we

1654
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 3: watched it in twenty fifteen. We've been making fun of

1655
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:12,000
Speaker 3: it ever since. We didn't even finish it. I don't

1656
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 3: think we were just like this is ridiculous.

1657
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:18,679
Speaker 4: It was just so I was like, we should watch

1658
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:19,680
Speaker 4: it again, and last night I.

1659
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 3: Go, it's on. I go, we gotta buy it though

1660
01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 3: it's ESPN dot Com And Chris was just like, babe,

1661
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 3: I don't think you said babe, but what were you said?

1662
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 4: I don't remember what I said.

1663
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:33,720
Speaker 3: Do you think I don't have an ESPN dot com subscription?

1664
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,320
Speaker 3: What do you even think of me?

1665
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1666
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,880
Speaker 3: We do? Think you're driving with right now? I go

1667
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 3: a guy that does it. That's about to run out

1668
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,640
Speaker 3: of gas.

1669
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:48,200
Speaker 4: We won't need it at burning in this relationship.

1670
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:54,559
Speaker 3: All right, Chris Convey, Happy birthday, than Thanks for spending

1671
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 3: your Thanks for waking up early to do the pod

1672
01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:57,200
Speaker 3: on your birth.

1673
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:00,080
Speaker 5: Wouldn't have it any other way except except that I

1674
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 5: would be.

1675
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:02,759
Speaker 4: Yesterday.

1676
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,080
Speaker 3: We slept till we were in bed. You can get

1677
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:08,679
Speaker 3: two two o'clock. We really did it. It was awesome.

1678
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:10,840
Speaker 4: And then I will say we went to maybe we'll

1679
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 4: talk about.

1680
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 3: Tomorrow going to the Middle Eastern restaurant because I made

1681
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:15,719
Speaker 3: you laugh by being myself.

1682
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,559
Speaker 4: Oh I don't remember what you did?

1683
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 3: That's what do you do in there? Come on a

1684
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:22,360
Speaker 3: little bit more.

1685
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,080
Speaker 4: Does that ring a bell?

1686
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:24,599
Speaker 1: No?

1687
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:25,759
Speaker 4: What is that?

1688
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:30,360
Speaker 3: Sir? Come on, you can do better. Okay, that's a

1689
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 3: teaser for tomorrow. All right, guys, thank you so much

1690
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 3: for listening to the podcast. As always, check out my

1691
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 3: tour Nikki Glazer dot com. Chicago Theater coming up September fifteenth,

1692
01:14:40,160 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 3: and you're in the Chicago area. If you have friends

1693
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:43,640
Speaker 3: in the Chicago area, send them to my show. It's

1694
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:47,120
Speaker 3: going to be so much freaking fun. Yes, Chris Convey's

1695
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 3: brother Tim is going to be opening for me on

1696
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,639
Speaker 3: you will also be there. It's going to be one

1697
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:53,400
Speaker 3: of the greatest shows of my life because it said

1698
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,120
Speaker 3: this huge, amazing theater in Chicago where I just feel

1699
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,000
Speaker 3: so special and I want you there, I want my

1700
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 3: besties there, and then the rest of the t is

1701
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,639
Speaker 3: going to be so excellent. I'm so excited, but pale

1702
01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:10,040
Speaker 3: in comparison to the Chicago one. Yeah. Wait what No,

1703
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 3: Once I get to Chicago under my belt, which is

1704
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:15,080
Speaker 3: the first one, the rest will feel much. They will,

1705
01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:18,080
Speaker 3: I will, I will. I'm gonna feel so good at

1706
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 3: any point in the tour you see me, I'm going

1707
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,519
Speaker 3: to be I mean, I'm I'm cooking with gas right

1708
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 3: for my stand up.

1709
01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 6: You're you're like building up this stuff. You're gonna go

1710
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,040
Speaker 6: out there on this tour and you're gonna have so

1711
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 6: much new material and it's just going to be.

1712
01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 1: You're so ready to go out on tour again.

1713
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,479
Speaker 3: It's crazy, I know, and I thought I wouldn't be

1714
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:39,080
Speaker 3: because I've been stagnant for two months. But I am ready.

1715
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,040
Speaker 3: We gotta go. Thank you guys so much for listening.

1716
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 3: We'll see you tomorrow on the Poscably Cast. Don't Beka

1717
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:46,400
Speaker 3: and just what.

1718
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 4: Give some more? I mean, you can give us some more,

1719
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 4: but that's not enough. Wait, what do you do with

1720
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,400
Speaker 4: the eet see you tomorrow?