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Speaker 1: It's another Hello. Hey, is this Leslie? Yes, it is Hey, Leslie.

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Speaker 1: It's Jerry. I was just wondering what time you want

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Speaker 1: me over tonight. Um. I'm sorry, I don't know who

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Speaker 1: this is. Jerry. Yeah, I spoke with your husband yesterday.

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Speaker 1: He told me that he talked to you, and then

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Speaker 1: everything was a go. Um, I'm sorry, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what this is in regard what is this in regard

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Speaker 1: to oh man? This is always kind of weird when

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Speaker 1: I have to explain it. So, you guys are new

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Speaker 1: to the neighborhood, welcome, Thank you. My name is Jerry

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Speaker 1: and I am the neighborhood tooth Fairy. Okay, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of a it's a fun thing that we do

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Speaker 1: around here. And I talked to your husband yesterday. He

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Speaker 1: said that your seven year old daughter recently lost a tooth. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I needed to check with you to find out

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Speaker 1: what time to be over. This is how it works.

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Speaker 1: If a kid in the neighborhood loses a tooth, I

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Speaker 1: dress up like the tooth Fairy and then I sneak

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Speaker 1: into your kid's bedroom at night and I leave a

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Speaker 1: five spot under the pillow. You come into their room yep.

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Speaker 1: At night yep, and then I leave a five dollar

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Speaker 1: bill and take the tooth with me. Okay, it really,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's awesome because if they wake up during

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Speaker 1: the act, they think it's the real tooth fairy because

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Speaker 1: I wear like a dress and everything else. You know,

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Speaker 1: I get it. I just um, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: the other neighbors, which whom I haven't met, are actually

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Speaker 1: doing this. But yeah, right, I'm the neighborhood tooth fairy.

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Speaker 1: I'm I get I hear you. But what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: I am not comfortable. And I look. I told you

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Speaker 1: it was gonna be a little strange, and I tried

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Speaker 1: to explain it. Sometimes, No, it's very strange. It's very strange,

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Speaker 1: and I have to say a little creepy. It might

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Speaker 1: sound creepy to you, but I do take my job

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Speaker 1: very seriously. Just last night around eleven, I walked around

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Speaker 1: your house to check out your daughter's bedroom. What what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, you know, like how to

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Speaker 1: get in? Is the window too high? Do I need

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Speaker 1: a ladder? All the typical tactical type of things that

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Speaker 1: I need. Good toothairy needs to know. You need to

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Speaker 1: stop right there. You just stop? What is there? What

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Speaker 1: did I say? I am very uncomfortable with this. Are

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Speaker 1: you worried that I'm gonna have to charge you? Is

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Speaker 1: that what it is? Because I do this for free.

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Speaker 1: It's a hobby of mine. Oh my god, I think

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Speaker 1: there's something seriously wrong with you. How old are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm forty two years young. You're a forty two year

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Speaker 1: old weirdo who likes to dress up in a dress

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Speaker 1: and go with your children's rooms and take their teeth. Ma'am, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm sorry. I think you and I have

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Speaker 1: had a little bit of a miscommunication here. No, No,

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Speaker 1: there's been no miscommunication. If it's about I think that

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Speaker 1: for the problem is you think that I'm going to

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Speaker 1: keep your kid's teeth. I don't have to. I can

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Speaker 1: give it back to No, that's the guy you'll ever

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Speaker 1: call here again. And if you try to come over

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Speaker 1: to my health I promise you my husband will take

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Speaker 1: your I doubt that because he's the one that actually

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Speaker 1: wanted me to call you. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. So this is a joke, this isn't real. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your husband emailed me to call you. He said you

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Speaker 1: were nervous about meeting the new neighbors, so hopefully that

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Speaker 1: helped a bit. I doubt anything could be as bad

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Speaker 1: as a forty two year old male tooth fairy ready

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Speaker 1: to move wake up every morning with jewel phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenty five