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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 2: Guys know this saying what the wife doesn't know won't

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Speaker 2: hurt her.

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Speaker 3: That's not true. I think the saying is what the

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Speaker 3: wife doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: We'll soon find out.

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Speaker 2: What happens when the wife finds out is you're in

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Speaker 2: big trouble.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 4: See.

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Speaker 2: One of our listeners gave a job to her husband

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Speaker 2: to take their dog to her favorite groomer. Okay, but

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Speaker 2: the husband thought, what if I took it to a

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Speaker 2: groomer who costs half as much and I could get

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Speaker 2: away with it. He almost did, but apparently he dropped

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Speaker 2: the receipt in the kitchen when he got home, and

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Speaker 2: when the wife found it, she did the smart thing

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Speaker 2: and contacted us. So we had to turn this call

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Speaker 2: around really quickly. It's your brand new phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Oh hi, I'm Max.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hi, hey, Hi, can I help you?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I work at groomers and you dropped off

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Speaker 3: your dog here to be groomed.

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Speaker 4: Okay, is he ready?

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Speaker 3: Not really, I kind of need your help. He he's

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Speaker 3: Japanese right.

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Speaker 4: No, he's Habines.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's like the same like province or whatever,

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Speaker 3: right like.

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Speaker 4: Uh no, same area. What is going on?

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Speaker 3: Well, like earlier today I had a really dope idea

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Speaker 3: because like my instant has been pretty weak this month

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Speaker 3: with like just like pick from my cousin's hot tub

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Speaker 3: or whatever.

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Speaker 4: Look, you know, I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 4: Once she just gets the point of what you have

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Speaker 4: to say.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, can I can I tell you something?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: So, like I thought it'd be chill to take a

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Speaker 3: pic with all the doggies, like the little puppers around me.

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Speaker 3: You know, like that one famous picture online with that

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Speaker 3: kid in the middle with all the stuffed animals. I

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Speaker 3: you know that, you know that one?

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Speaker 4: No idea, what you're talking about is my dog? Like okay, oh.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Like my boss has gone today, and

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Speaker 3: so I kind of let all the dogs out of

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Speaker 3: their crates.

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Speaker 4: Are you serious? Where where the hell is my dog.

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Speaker 3: Release the hounds. Wait, I forgot to hit record.

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Speaker 4: Shut up, I want to go back. Where Where the

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Speaker 4: hell is my dog? Bruno?

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Speaker 3: Oh? We don't talk about Bruno.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I asked you a question, do you have my dog?

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Speaker 3: Well? Bro, I was I was going to answer, like,

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Speaker 3: if you stop yellings, you're kind of loud? Fine, okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: what what was the question?

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Speaker 4: I said? Where's my dog?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 4: Bruno?

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Speaker 3: Who's that?

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Speaker 1: Am?

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Speaker 3: I am? I supposed to know who that is?

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Speaker 4: My wife is going to be so pissed if she

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Speaker 4: found out I'd let some stupid pothead, loser idiot lose him.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I resemble that comment all I respect.

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Speaker 4: This is a nightmare.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 4: You can't even speak English right now?

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Speaker 3: Hold on, man, it's not my fault, all right, because

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Speaker 3: your Japanese dog was like whatever it is, he's got

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Speaker 3: like an accent with his wolf. Shut the hell up

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Speaker 3: is like four inch.

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Speaker 4: I'm not talking to you anymore. This is ridiculous. I'm

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Speaker 4: coming down there. I'm gonna get my dog.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, cool?

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Speaker 4: Uh no, it's not cool.

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Speaker 1: This is up.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, when you get here, do you have

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Speaker 3: like four bucks? I could borrow because like, my brake's

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Speaker 3: coming up, and I've been craving a bean and cheese.

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Speaker 4: So I swear to God, you have to be the

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Speaker 4: worst employee at any business that's ever existed. Like, how

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Speaker 4: did you even get this job?

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Speaker 3: Which job though? Like the fake groomer job that I

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Speaker 3: made up? What or the job that I'm currently doing

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Speaker 3: at a radio station. Oh my god, Cauz, this is

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Speaker 3: actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and

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Speaker 3: we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is a joke.

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Speaker 3: It's a prank man, it's not real. Your wife Trina

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Speaker 3: set you up.

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Speaker 4: God.

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Speaker 3: She said she found out from some receipt that you

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Speaker 3: dropped on the ground, like you took your dog to

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Speaker 3: a cheaper groomer or something.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I dropped the receipt on the ground.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. I thought I was dead. I thought

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Speaker 4: my wife is gonna kill me.

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Speaker 3: Well, if she doesn't kill you, can I borrow like

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Speaker 3: three dollars?

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Speaker 4: Maybe I'll give you three dollars to get out of

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Speaker 4: my wife forever.

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Speaker 3: Oh what? Oh hold on? How do I hang this

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Speaker 3: phone up?

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Speaker 4: Week up?

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Speaker 1: Every morning? With phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,