Speaker 1: The second date up dated. We're always talking about how
Speaker 1: much trouble guys have standing out on the dating apps. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we never really discussed the ladies and their struggles when
Speaker 1: they're online.
Speaker 2: They don't have struggle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course they do. They have to deal with you.
Speaker 4: What they say, it's way worse.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Jossy, says that she's been trying
Speaker 1: for a bit till she finally figured out a dating
Speaker 1: hack that's worked for her, like a charm.
Speaker 4: Oh where she actually found like a quality person online.
Speaker 1: That's also different, maybe somebody looking for actual love. Well,
Speaker 1: she's gonna tell us about it so that Alexis can
Speaker 1: steal all the men. Well into the show.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, what's going on.
Speaker 3: We're interested in what's going on with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have our notepads out so we can figure
Speaker 1: out what this hack is. But I guess maybe you
Speaker 1: should start with the guy that it worked on. What's
Speaker 1: his name?
Speaker 5: His name is Sean?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, And so what's I mean, what is your
Speaker 4: problem with dating apps?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: What do you struggle with?
Speaker 5: Like I I've been on dating apps for about six months,
Speaker 5: and I've heard of all these girls getting like hundreds
Speaker 5: of messages and Onfortunately, I am definitely not one of
Speaker 5: those women. And I don't know why. You know, like,
Speaker 5: I'm not bad looking.
Speaker 1: Well I can help with that. Why don't you just.
Speaker 3: If you're a messages?
Speaker 1: She wasn't fishing for anything there. I think she was
Speaker 1: just telling may.
Speaker 4: Be part of the problem, but it does feel like
Speaker 4: maybe there's something about your profile that isn't clicking right
Speaker 4: for people, right?
Speaker 3: Is that what you were thinking?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there has to be something, because again, I don't
Speaker 5: think I'm like crazy bad looking or anything like I
Speaker 5: do all the regular things. I put like what I
Speaker 5: like in my bio and everything.
Speaker 1: See, I can already see where you're messing up.
Speaker 3: Boring, Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: Yea, guys want someone that seems like they're really at
Speaker 1: a low point in their life, struggling. This girl is
Speaker 1: hot and desperate. I can fix her.
Speaker 3: No, No, what did you change? You didn't add more
Speaker 3: dusk ration to your profile? Did you know?
Speaker 5: So? I don't think?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: Okay, god strategy.
Speaker 5: Then so I actually added to my profile my credit score.
Speaker 3: Oh that's funny thing right now?
Speaker 1: Really is really?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It's eight oh four.
Speaker 1: Dang girl, that's your credit score, girl, we're buying a house.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 3: Thought it was out of eight hundred. What is a
Speaker 3: credit score out of it?
Speaker 1: I think it's like eight twenty. You're right, were not
Speaker 1: the most funny.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm guessing that Alexis doesn't put her credit score
Speaker 4: on her.
Speaker 3: I don't know where to find mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so what you you put eighty four in
Speaker 1: your profile? That's just what you said.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I put eight o four and then I put
Speaker 5: gold Digger instead of gold Digger, like, g oh, oh
Speaker 5: that's bigger.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got people thought it was clever because you know,
Speaker 5: after that, it worked, and I got tons of messages
Speaker 5: from all these guys who were little right to like
Speaker 5: marry me.
Speaker 3: I feel what.
Speaker 1: You seem like. You're immediately smart and driven.
Speaker 4: And despite what you two say, men do read you know.
Speaker 1: So it sounds like Sean was one of the guys
Speaker 1: that reached out to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So he reached out to me and we were just
Speaker 5: chatting like it was super fun, you know, and we
Speaker 5: did talk about my credit score and he made a
Speaker 5: cute joke about it and he was like, well, I said,
Speaker 5: you know, I hope, just because I have an eight
Speaker 5: or four credit score. You're not assuming I'm paying for
Speaker 5: the date, are you? And he's like, no, you're paying
Speaker 5: for the first three.
Speaker 4: Oh that's funny, okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Right, So he seems like clever and cute, so I'm like,
Speaker 5: why not go to drinks with him?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: What was it like when you met up with him?
Speaker 5: So I showed up a little late, I'm not gonna lie,
Speaker 5: which might have been, you know, not the best. But
Speaker 5: like once I got there, it was so nice and
Speaker 5: he was great, and we were getting along really well.
Speaker 4: Okay, he didn't seem put off by you being late,
Speaker 4: like what like fifteen twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: He didn't seem like mad or anything at me. Okay,
Speaker 5: But the only thing was that, like we weren't as
Speaker 5: thirty as I was hoping, and like we did end
Speaker 5: up talking about like a lot of like budgeting, and like, oh, it's.
Speaker 1: Like the opposite problem.
Speaker 3: Where did he come to financial advice? Because you have
Speaker 3: your stuff together?
Speaker 5: No? Literally, that's what I felt like. And then I
Speaker 5: gave him a recommendation for a tax person. Oh, he
Speaker 5: was so excited oh God.
Speaker 1: All the hosts in the room around me are coming
Speaker 1: off like this is a bad thing. I think it's sexy.
Speaker 3: I didn't even think it was hot.
Speaker 5: Well we didn't kiss, so you know that also just
Speaker 5: kind of threw me off. And stead, you know, I
Speaker 5: just kind of gave him the tax guy's number, and
Speaker 5: it was like, can I okay.
Speaker 1: I think so this guy sounds you thought you were
Speaker 1: like a financial advice.
Speaker 5: But like I feel like there could have been a
Speaker 5: spark if like we did change it up, yeah, moved on.
Speaker 4: I mean, you can get stuck on the subject, you know,
Speaker 4: Like that's easy.
Speaker 1: I mean I can't stop thinking about my credit score
Speaker 1: right now too, now that we've brought it up. But
Speaker 1: is it possible that you think maybe he like had
Speaker 1: the wrong intentions when he came into the date and
Speaker 1: just wanted that and maybe he's not the right guy
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 5: I'm wondering because I texted him. I was like, had
Speaker 5: so much fun, like just like a follow up text,
Speaker 5: and now he's not even responding and it's been a
Speaker 5: week and a half.
Speaker 4: Have you talked to your tax person, has he responded
Speaker 4: to him?
Speaker 5: Or I didn't check it on that, but I definitely should.
Speaker 5: That's a good call.
Speaker 1: Now that you've fixed him financially, we just have to
Speaker 1: fix him romantically and get you guys on a second day. Okay,
Speaker 1: guys love to be fixed, that's what I yes. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Take notes.
Speaker 1: It's the perfect circle. We're gonna complete it when we
Speaker 1: do your second date update, next second date update. Do
Speaker 1: you find financial talk arousing? What?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my mom is so excited right now.
Speaker 1: Oh no, my depreciating asset is in a classy stock.
Speaker 1: Am I able to transfer the interest? It occurs overseas? Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it compound penalty? People translate?
Speaker 4: He took a different economic economics class than I did?
Speaker 1: Or are you more like Jose where every time he
Speaker 1: opens up his wallet it's like an onion and it
Speaker 1: makes him cry.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm still going very depressing inside of that wallet.
Speaker 2: I will say when I open my portfolio, I do
Speaker 2: cry like that.
Speaker 1: It is aw But one of our listeners is wondering
Speaker 1: if she was used for her financial expertise because she
Speaker 1: posted her excellent credit score right there on her dating.
Speaker 3: App and it worked so many messages.
Speaker 1: Got her matched up with Sean, but instead of getting
Speaker 1: a kiss. At the end of their date. She ended
Speaker 1: up just giving him the contact info to her tax guy,
Speaker 1: which I mean, great for him, not quite as sexy
Speaker 1: and good for her. Yeah, but she's not giving up.
Speaker 1: That's the good news.
Speaker 3: No, that is good. And I was just wondering, did
Speaker 3: you end up paying for the date?
Speaker 4: Or did he because he made the joke. He made
Speaker 4: the joke that you were going to pay because your
Speaker 4: credit score was so high, we split it' that's also
Speaker 4: not a sexy move.
Speaker 5: I mean financially responsible, but not hot, you know it
Speaker 5: was it was okay with me. I handle my business.
Speaker 4: So it's just like after the joke and then to
Speaker 4: still split it.
Speaker 1: And then have him pay he should have bankrolled him
Speaker 1: for a year.
Speaker 2: Bitcoming.
Speaker 1: But let's get right into this call. I'm gonna Sean
Speaker 1: right now. We'll see what he has to say.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Hello, Sean, Are you in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Is the Sean?
Speaker 6: Yes? It is? Are you mining right?
Speaker 1: Your phone is a little bit echoy, Sean, But we're
Speaker 1: a radio show called Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6: Does it sound better?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds a little bit better.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: So I was on my lunch break.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I got that.
Speaker 1: Hate to interrupt you on your lunch break, Sean, but
Speaker 1: we do have some important business to discuss with you
Speaker 1: regarding a woman that you went out with recently, named Jossy.
Speaker 6: A woman. Wait wait, you women?
Speaker 1: You know they're like men but with different parts.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm familiar with women.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you so confused when I said woman? So
Speaker 1: I'm just clarifying.
Speaker 3: Do you remember your date with Jossy? You guys went
Speaker 3: to drinks?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Well, news flash, she is a woman and
Speaker 1: other news flash, she really liked you.
Speaker 6: Wants to say, Oh well that's that's really sweet of her.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that's a positive due did you not think
Speaker 4: that already?
Speaker 6: I mean a vibe? You know. It just was a
Speaker 6: little not a It wasn't a typical date. Our topic
Speaker 6: of discussion wasn't you know how you get to know someone?
Speaker 6: It wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well I think she wanted it to be.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. We heard a little bit about your
Speaker 1: date from Jossy and she mentioned that the talk went
Speaker 1: into like finances.
Speaker 4: She said it was a little stiff and a little
Speaker 4: bit too much financial.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she was really money oriented.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but I don't think I thought you were
Speaker 1: the one asking her some of the questions about how
Speaker 1: she got her credit score so good.
Speaker 6: That was on her dating profile. So you know, you
Speaker 6: want to pick it off with something in their bio.
Speaker 4: Right right. I know it sounds like she got stuck
Speaker 4: in talking about it and she felt like, you guys
Speaker 4: never got to be flirty with each other.
Speaker 6: Well, okay, so she was fifteen minutes late to the
Speaker 6: day because she was trying to find like the cheapest gas,
Speaker 6: Like there was some gas that was sent less than
Speaker 6: all the other gas stations, and so she had to
Speaker 6: have that gas.
Speaker 1: Someone like that go out of their way to save
Speaker 1: a couple of bocks.
Speaker 4: She said, you weren't bothered by her being late.
Speaker 6: I wasn't bothered about her being late. It was the
Speaker 6: reason why she was late. And then she she stopped
Speaker 6: at the dollar store because they had the best paper
Speaker 6: towel at the best price.
Speaker 1: She had to get that done before she met up
Speaker 1: with you. In her defense, those paper towels can be
Speaker 1: pretty expensively.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had one more layers.
Speaker 1: Especially doing the friendly kind.
Speaker 3: You find why were you asking her about this?
Speaker 6: She was the one that brought it up, Like she said,
Speaker 6: I was doing this and I was doing that, okay.
Speaker 3: Sight cheap gas and buying dollar store paper towels.
Speaker 1: So she's thrifty and you don't you don't like that, man.
Speaker 7: She could be thrifty all she wants, Okay, okay, but
Speaker 7: if we were in a relationship, I will not be
Speaker 7: chastised about paying an extra seventy five cents for some ranch.
Speaker 3: Wait what wait?
Speaker 2: What is that example?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a hypothetical. You're saying, no, no, that happened.
Speaker 6: That's not a hyperth What do you mean.
Speaker 3: To chastise you?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What does even mean?
Speaker 6: Some French fries? And I wanted to side a ranch?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're speaking my language.
Speaker 6: And the waitress said it'd be seventy five cents.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and she was.
Speaker 6: Like seventy five then canceled a ranch. He doesn't need it, Okay.
Speaker 3: He canceled your ranch.
Speaker 1: That might cross a line.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, did you have to eat dry fries.
Speaker 6: On the table?
Speaker 1: I feel like Joss has some splaining to do, and
Speaker 1: she can do that right now.
Speaker 5: She owes you.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think you come back from this, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think, so I need to let you know, Sean, Johnsy's
Speaker 1: been on the other line listening, wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: What she's listening.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how the second works, jos Josse there, Yes,
Speaker 5: I'm there. Oh it was it was seventy five cents.
Speaker 5: Like I couldn't make a whole bottle for seventy five cents.
Speaker 5: I thought, you know, I was doing a paper. I
Speaker 5: wanted to make sure he was taken care of a
Speaker 5: bottle of.
Speaker 3: Ranch or however, it's I don't buy the packets.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're on the date and they say this
Speaker 1: is how much something costs you pay that that's yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: Not even exactly one thing.
Speaker 1: It was like this steak is.
Speaker 3: Fished, you guys. She thought she was helping, okay, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah yeah, And I don't know why, so I
Speaker 5: guess she was up. He was upset out six minutes late.
Speaker 6: It's not because you were late, it was why you
Speaker 6: were late.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wait, did any longer I would have been out of
Speaker 5: the paper towels at the dollar store?
Speaker 3: I bet they got that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they run out by six every single week, and
Speaker 5: I was on my last role. I needed to stop there.
Speaker 5: There's nothing I could have done.
Speaker 3: Okay, shut shut, you can look past that.
Speaker 6: You know she should have did she should have taken
Speaker 6: the napkins from the restaurant. I'm surprising.
Speaker 1: Who's the financial expert now, Josh, you guys gonna just
Speaker 1: be stealing napkins? You see her like a dynamic duel?
Speaker 6: Do you do that?
Speaker 5: That's honestly not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: That was Now you speak her interest, Sean.
Speaker 6: Is she joking? I don't think she's joking. Actually, I
Speaker 6: don't think she jokes.
Speaker 2: You guys probably keep the ketchup packets too the time.
Speaker 4: Usually at the grocery stores you can get the ranch
Speaker 4: dip behind the counter as well for free, where the
Speaker 4: chicken strips are.
Speaker 2: The problem.
Speaker 1: We're getting to the same problem that they did. Well,
Speaker 1: we're getting too deep into the financial Let's pull it
Speaker 1: back and talk to Sean for a second, because, Sean,
Speaker 1: what you don't know is that before we called you,
Speaker 1: she was telling us how strong of a connection she
Speaker 1: felt the two.
Speaker 6: Of you had.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now she wanted to redo because she didn't
Speaker 4: feel like it went great the first time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just hoping that JOSSI still feels the same
Speaker 1: way as she did before and is still into him. Jossy,
Speaker 1: are you still up for going out with him one
Speaker 1: more time on our dime? That's a smart financial decision
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: It's free.
Speaker 5: I mean that does sweeten the deal, but honestly, like,
Speaker 5: I want someone that looks at my strategizing with my
Speaker 5: money and and thinks that that's a great thing instead
Speaker 5: of thinking I'm cheap man.
Speaker 1: That's understandable.
Speaker 5: I bet he doesn't even hire his nieces and nephews
Speaker 5: to landscape the house so he can write it off
Speaker 5: like I do. It saves me seventy dollars a year.
Speaker 6: Oh are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Another financial gem from Jossy.
Speaker 6: She is out of control, dude.
Speaker 3: Eighth four. That's what her credit score is A oh four?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have to have to plan the thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's worth it, I don't think so for a
Speaker 1: couple bucks. From what I'm hearing, it sounds like you
Speaker 1: guys aren't going to match up and meet up one
Speaker 1: more time? No, so uh negative?
Speaker 4: Yeah whatever, Jossie, I'm telling you you're gonna see him
Speaker 4: at that dollar store trying to get those paper towels
Speaker 4: from you next week.
Speaker 5: You better get there because I'm blocking him out if
Speaker 5: he's there.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's to the.
Speaker 4: Dollar store, to the regular store, like regular people pay more.
Speaker 1: Okay, because it is convenient, we're going to the ranch
Speaker 1: factory instead. You don't agree on the ranch factory, right,
Speaker 1: Bring your cupskins in the morning.