1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode of Alchemists, sim your 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:10,760 Speaker 1: host Gavins that Kevin was that? Come on, how the 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: hell am I supposed to know? Man? Seriously, that is 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: official cheesecake factory business. Keep talking about I mean, but 5 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: I digress. That's mean Achama shower no particular order. Let's 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: quickly check in with Christoph Varado for his honeymoon tips 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: corner Sea rads. Um haven't booked anything because we don't 8 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: know the state of the world right, so price tickets 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: are continuing to increase as we sit back and watch helplessly. Um, 10 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: I thought about doing a mini moon before the big honeymoon, right. 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: That feels a little uh, what's the word pretentious? I 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: don't know. Well, if it's just between the two of you, 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: doesn't sound like anything but trying to figure it out. Yeah, 14 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: come on, I'm just here to remind you to cut 15 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: yourself some slack. Thank you so much, Thank you so much, 16 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,680 Speaker 1: appreciate it. I'll just say a little get think of 17 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: it as like a little getaway get away before a 18 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 1: big getaway. Yeah, less pressure, the better, I say. There 19 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: you Okay, next up? Co founder and fond of only 20 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: a few It's Craig Atkowski count what makes you especially happy? Oh? 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: You know, I never got it right there. That's what 22 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: you need. It should be. It should be difficult. I'm 23 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: a libra. Yep, the scales are balanced. I never get 24 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 1: two up or two down, you know. I A good 25 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: meal makes me happy. Um My dogs smile? Oh wow, smile? 26 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: Um what else? Getting into Santa Monica in less than 27 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 1: twenty five minutes, that's nice. I can do that. Thank goodness. 28 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: Our ship is interest really about this? I guess my 29 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: my marriage. It's just dogs. Your dogs smiles that dog. 30 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,799 Speaker 1: I think the first seven, the first seven answers covered it, Craig, 31 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: we don't need to get the number eight. Yeah, look 32 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: out now a tool s thing is in the zone. 33 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: Cowboy loyalist. What happened at the end of that Dallas 34 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: San Francisco playoff game? That's a great question, Kevin, and Uh. 35 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 1: It was the play calling. Actually we started with a 36 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: little hook and ladder and then we ended up with 37 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: that play in the middle. That is I think a 38 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: good call works. I don't mind two shots for the hill, Mary, 39 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: But at the same time I thought it was fine. 40 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: The clock management was a concern, and that's all it was. 41 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: It was an Aaron clock management and that can go 42 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: all the way up to coaching if you will, and 43 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: I may, and I'm happy with the play call. I 44 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,119 Speaker 1: just think, you know, it wasn't our day, big time, 45 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: But I'll still be a fan. I'll be back next year, 46 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: and you know, I'm gonna do some fan press conferences 47 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,960 Speaker 1: and how we feel after every game. But besides that, 48 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: that seems fair and right. And thank you for being here. 49 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,800 Speaker 1: Oh good god, there's James Heeney. G I, Johnny, Which 50 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 1: little Green Army Man was your go to? I'll tell 51 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: you I liked them almost all equally, but I hated 52 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 1: the one that was laying down because as a child, 53 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,639 Speaker 1: I thought that was the laziest of the army Man. 54 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: Ladies just wanted like I didn't know what it was like. 55 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: I just wanted them all to stand up so I 56 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,680 Speaker 1: could move around. The laying down one was not the 57 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: fun one to play with. I understand they not fun 58 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: to play with, but the word lazy seems completely inappropriate 59 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: to what's happening. I hear you, and I'm sorry I 60 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: was wrong, and I don't think I do. Yeah, he's 61 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: a sniper position, but It's just he's laying down. And 62 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: as a kid, that's not what you think about in 63 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: you know, army. I think running. You think maybe getting 64 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: on ane to hold your balance and get a shot off, 65 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 1: never laying get in your ass shot off. It's a 66 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 1: good idea, not today. Uh and last, but check your 67 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: tackle box if you think him least it's Joey Greer 68 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: fish nuts, strangest pet you've had. Oh my gosh, I 69 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:20,800 Speaker 1: guess it would have to be strangest pet. I this 70 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: is so weird. It's not a bat. So when I 71 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 1: was a kid, my grandfather no, no, it was. It wasn't. 72 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: It wasn't like a like a like a critter. It 73 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: was so my grandfather gifted me a like a wicker basket. 74 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 1: But it was actually um like like ashes of an 75 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: old wizard. So whenever you put your hands into it, 76 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: whatever you had just previously touched, you would then draw 77 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: out of the ashes and they would be complete um. 78 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: So it didn't have a soul or anything, but it 79 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: would just be like an actually be like you know, 80 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: alive to a certain extent, like you know, like a machine. 81 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: So I had what I just grabbed a loose hotdog 82 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: and I opened the wicker basket and I and I 83 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 1: just laps, you know, I just didn't even think, and 84 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,799 Speaker 1: I pulled out what was what do you say, loose 85 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: hot dog? Do you mean out of the packet? Or 86 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 1: you could easily flirt with the hot dog and get 87 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: some action. I'm not really liking your hand movements when 88 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,280 Speaker 1: you're talking about loose your basket or did you buy 89 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: it somewhere the basket but just farm those gifted to 90 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: me my mom or I don't know. I mean it 91 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: looked old, so I mean it might have been on 92 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: a farm. Farmers are so ancient, so maybe maybe it 93 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: was an old farm somewhere in Pennsylvania. And then uh, 94 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: you know, gifted there. He's from Pennsylvania, so that's like, 95 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: you know, probably would have been the where the farm is. 96 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: But I don't know where the wizard's ashes are from 97 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: because if that to me sounds European, So maybe I 98 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 1: don't know Ireland, maybe like uh, you know, Austro Hungarian Empire, 99 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: old old days, you know, um, but probably so I'm 100 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,719 Speaker 1: gonna say, uh, you know, somewhere in the dead center. 101 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 1: But so I pull out this remember test, And then 102 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,040 Speaker 1: I pulled out and it's like a slutty hot dog. 103 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: What's this? 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Oh, and 123 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: she'll be joining you soon because I need the full 124 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: party before I see you. Yes, she's she's parking the car. 125 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: You had, your wife parked the car? What a baller? 126 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,239 Speaker 1: So fifty years? Yes? What? Uh? You have an old 127 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: old take on gender roles. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 128 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 1: it's I've always been subservient in my marriage. Is that right? Yes? Yes, 129 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: my wife calls the shots. Hi, Hi, are you leaving? 130 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: Are you I'm I'm leaving out of No, I'm do 131 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 1: you need socks? I'm selling these out of my trunk. Oh, 132 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: I thought you were putting them in to then leave 133 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: this note? But do you do you have men's and 134 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: females socks? How much of the socks men? Well, six 135 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: dollars for the six pack. That's a dollar a pair 136 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 1: of socks. Yeah, I can do that, math um, I'll 137 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: tell you. I'll take one, one six pack please, alright, 138 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: one six pack of socks. There you go. Sucks. Yeah, 139 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 1: I got sucks. I'm socks guy in the parking lot. Uh, 140 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 1: men's are women's? One or two packs? What's the difference? Well, 141 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 1: the men's ones are a little thicker and go up 142 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: to the knee. The women's ones, they're thinner. Well, I 143 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: I really don't know where your mother could be. That's yea. 144 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 1: I wish you can get in there, little cold at here? Hey, 145 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,319 Speaker 1: if you if your party's not here, can you guys 146 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 1: move aside so we can go in? It's cold out here? Yeah, 147 00:08:56,679 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: we will. We stepped aside. I don't know why the 148 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: lion keeps following us, So I thought stepping aside, and 149 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:05,960 Speaker 1: the line keeps forming behind. I'm following the line, so 150 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: I thought, Hi, are you leaving? Are you pulling out? 151 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:14,719 Speaker 1: Are you? Excuse me? Are you pulling out? Did you 152 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: did you get softer while you were allowed first? Are 153 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: you leaving? Huh? Is this your spotting here? I'm gonna park, 154 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna park. I can't hear Hi. I'm sorry. What 155 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 1: were you just asking? Hi? I was asking if you 156 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,559 Speaker 1: were leaving the spot? Oh? I am yeah? Do you 157 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: need the spot? I would love that? Oh? Ship cars 158 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,559 Speaker 1: coming behind me? Now I feel awkward. Now this is weird, right, Hey, 159 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:38,440 Speaker 1: he's either one of you selling socks. No, there's a 160 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 1: gentleman around the corner, so neither of you have socks 161 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,959 Speaker 1: in your car. Okay, he can't. I'm gonna get a 162 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,520 Speaker 1: little closer. I don't know if you can hear tell him. 163 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 1: I I do have socks in my car, but I'm 164 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: not song. So who's who's the headliner tonight? Uh? Well, 165 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:57,680 Speaker 1: let's see. Uh Nikki ships canceled? That's a bum. He's 166 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 1: your idol, isn't he? Yeah? He is st funny. You know, 167 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:04,319 Speaker 1: have you seen my new TikTok's? Well, I keep trying. 168 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,600 Speaker 1: You're your mother's seeing a couple of them. It's just 169 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,160 Speaker 1: so hard for us to to figure out that website. 170 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,000 Speaker 1: Why I sent you the link that it's just like 171 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 1: download the app and then you can just watch. I 172 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,679 Speaker 1: still like to type it in. Some of us would 173 00:10:15,679 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 1: like to go in and not watch your TikTok's. Can 174 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 1: we just get past? Stop following, don't follow, stop following us. Hey, 175 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,480 Speaker 1: I was waiting for that spot. You pulled in right 176 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,959 Speaker 1: in front of me. I got first sees, first sees. 177 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 1: That's not a thing. Yead is a thing. Go to school. 178 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 1: You'll hear about it. Trust me, first sees first. I 179 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: hope you fucking die tonight. You can say that to 180 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:45,199 Speaker 1: my face? What do you mean? Hi? I hope you 181 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,840 Speaker 1: die tonight. Tonight, I hope is the last night you 182 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 1: live on earth. Okay, all right, I got that on 183 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,920 Speaker 1: my cell phone. That's a video. That's a soul car 184 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:01,560 Speaker 1: to take your car just gotta stolen. I know. Well, 185 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: I was gonna call the cops on you, but I 186 00:11:04,679 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: guess you could use my phone if you want to. 187 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,319 Speaker 1: I'll be died tonight. You still eye die even though 188 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:15,440 Speaker 1: that person took your car. That's it. I'm calling the cops. Yeah, 189 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: you're at the police station. What's going on? Hi? Guys? 190 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:23,839 Speaker 1: Um quick thing? I walked here? Um hmm, Like I 191 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: don't know how many walkings you get, but um a lot? Actually? 192 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: Oh okay, so I don't feel so weird. Um. He's 193 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,720 Speaker 1: a line right there. Oh I need to get in 194 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 1: that line. Yeah. And we're taking tickets first, So if 195 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 1: anyone has a ticket, because let us know what the 196 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: reservation is, won't be able to see you now. So 197 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: we got three TETs. If you're scalping that, you're gonna 198 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:50,240 Speaker 1: get arrested. Three tickets over here? Who wants three? Guy? Uh? 199 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:55,280 Speaker 1: She's with us? Martha Martha over here? Mom? H Hi? 200 00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 1: Hire does no not you? Who the fund is this 201 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,319 Speaker 1: Did you want to it for your ma? Why do 202 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,079 Speaker 1: you guys come to the police station. Well, we just 203 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,520 Speaker 1: kept moving because the line kept forming, forced us down 204 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: the block into the police station. I was hanging out here, 205 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 1: just getting letter believe what happened to me? What happened, darling? 206 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 1: I thought you socks surprise. Oh it is fifty years, 207 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,160 Speaker 1: it's the sock anniversary, the sock anniversary. But then someone 208 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:29,560 Speaker 1: stole my car. No, yeah, oh my god, mom, but 209 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:33,359 Speaker 1: it's okay, it's okay. I'm safe. I'm fine. We have insurance. 210 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:38,520 Speaker 1: I did. I did wish death upon somebody. Also, Oh, well, 211 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,600 Speaker 1: that's that's just you. That's that's my that's my Martha. 212 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,080 Speaker 1: Get your hands off me. I didn't steal nobody's cart. 213 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,800 Speaker 1: Get away from me. Come on, get on, well listen. 214 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,840 Speaker 1: Oh that's she is. I mean, now, who's that easy? 215 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:55,079 Speaker 1: Go officer? Hey, come on, what the hell's happened? That 216 00:12:55,120 --> 00:13:00,480 Speaker 1: guy's arresting himself. He's losing his mind. Anyway, Okay, this 217 00:13:00,559 --> 00:13:03,040 Speaker 1: is let's just turn this way. Let's not, let's not, 218 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,080 Speaker 1: let's not wait in Life of the PlayStation, let's just 219 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,959 Speaker 1: get into the club. We love to laugh, we love 220 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 1: to laugh ship. That guy's beating the share of himself 221 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 1: and holy we gotta do something to sir, sir stop 222 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah? I was trying to steal this 223 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,480 Speaker 1: lady's car, and uh, I mean I started like kinda, 224 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 1: but what do you do? I saw the person who 225 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 1: jump into my car. It wasn't you. I didn't say 226 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 1: I stole your car, lady. I stole some other ladies. 227 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 1: So weird, Okay, we we forgive you. Wow, okay, thanks? 228 00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: You know right, he'll get some peynuts. I hope tonight 229 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:43,240 Speaker 1: you have a prospers. Don't you have some peanuts? Well? 230 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 1: I always have peanuts? Was there his show Peanuts? Maybe 231 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 1: we can give him to this guy he needs it. 232 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: You got you got show Pony peanuts? Yeah, Show Pony. 233 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,559 Speaker 1: It's the brand that I it's my go to brand. 234 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:58,719 Speaker 1: Salted in the show. Oh my goodness, lucky day. It's 235 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: like I won the lottery. Oh look look, look look 236 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 1: that's the guy I wish death upon tonight. He's gonna 237 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:10,439 Speaker 1: go see the show, the very very unattractive one. I mean, 238 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:16,200 Speaker 1: you can't miss it. I said, I hope you die tonight. 239 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 1: And you know how like I get those intuitions, you know, 240 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 1: I feel so I don't know. I don't know. Hey, 241 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,080 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage right now. You've 242 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: seen this person perform a few times. Their parents think 243 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: they're hilarious, So give a warm welcome to Clever Pete. Yeah, 244 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 1: what's that? Bears? So? I was thinking the other day, Oh, 245 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: what if I didn't wake up? But then I um also, 246 00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,360 Speaker 1: I was like, um, time to wash my hair, and 247 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,920 Speaker 1: then I was like, hmmm, no, I'm not going to you. 248 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: Ten minutes later, that's all the time I have. I 249 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: love you all. No, Okay, one more chess for you, sir. 250 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 1: What's your name? Trevor? Come closer? Okay, come on here. 251 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:32,040 Speaker 1: Everybody had a Trevor sit down? Trevor shut up? Can 252 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,160 Speaker 1: I sit down? Well, well, if our business is complete 253 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,160 Speaker 1: here at the police station, we might as well ahead 254 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,320 Speaker 1: of We've probably missed a good portion of the show 255 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: with this boy. But oh wait, wait, I'm getting a 256 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: text alert. What's what's up that everyone at this comedy 257 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 1: club died? What everyone at the comedy club? A comedian bombed? 258 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 1: So are it killed people? Mom? You're right, that's right, Chuck. 259 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 1: I'm here live on the scene outside of a laugh 260 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: a laugh, I'm Leftery. Hey what did I tell you? You? 261 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,920 Speaker 1: Just don't talk to me? All right? I'm doing you. 262 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,640 Speaker 1: Don't fucking talk to me. Okay, I told you that 263 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 1: ass whole. I'm talking to a camera, alright, sir? Fuck you? Okay, Hey, 264 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,200 Speaker 1: things happen when they're live, and we are live here 265 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 1: today after a tragedy of sorts. We want you to 266 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: get an interview from that guy. Uh huh, and so 267 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:25,120 Speaker 1: talk to him. Okay, okay, we will do that. Excuse me, sir, 268 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 1: can you come back here? You with the off shot? If? 269 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,600 Speaker 1: Fuck you? What do you want? I said, don't talk 270 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,520 Speaker 1: to me? All right? I just have a question for you. 271 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 1: Did you did you see what happened here? Yeah? Did 272 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 1: I saw what happened? Yeah? Fuck you? Okay? Uh um, 273 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 1: I don't understand why am I being questioned? Well, you're 274 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: set because a lot of people to die. That can't 275 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 1: be true. No, I'm that person to survived the ordeal. Huh? 276 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 1: What the hell happened? Man? How bad were these jokes? 277 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: Pal day? Give me your best joke right now? Look? Okay, 278 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:08,480 Speaker 1: all right, all right, um um uh, my dad smells 279 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 1: like socks you're you're what you SMEs like My daddy 280 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:21,080 Speaker 1: smells like sucks. Your daddy smells like socks. That's the setup, 281 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:26,359 Speaker 1: that's that's the whole joke that I put it in. 282 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,399 Speaker 1: I'll give you the punch. I'll give you the punch. 283 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,040 Speaker 1: Your honor as the d A to this city, we 284 00:17:36,119 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: are asking you to serve this man with life in prison. 285 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:44,680 Speaker 1: This man went in with careless jokes, unlicensed joke that 286 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 1: he had never tested at an open mic, and he 287 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,960 Speaker 1: went and delivered to a paid audience. There is no 288 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:55,439 Speaker 1: bigger crime. I'm sorry, I'm sorry? What what? What? What 289 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 1: are the charges? What's happening? We are charging Clever Pete 290 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:02,919 Speaker 1: a k a. Peach Ross Masin with the murder of 291 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 1: twenty six people who were at the comment, oh my god, 292 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 1: you already so because he shot him. That is seen one. Yes, 293 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:19,720 Speaker 1: we want to close out on an absolutely baffled judge. 294 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:24,240 Speaker 1: Seen too comes from listener Julius Stevenson, who wrote, Hey, 295 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,560 Speaker 1: Kevin and everyone else, Wow. I was listening to James 296 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: returning shell fish condoms with a New Hampshire accent and 297 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,679 Speaker 1: started laughing so hard that it turned into full on 298 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,040 Speaker 1: heaving sobs. The problem is I was at work, so 299 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:40,640 Speaker 1: I closed the door to my office let the floodgates open. 300 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,639 Speaker 1: I don't know why the laughter led to such a 301 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:47,919 Speaker 1: crying session, but thanks for the catharsis or castarths, depending 302 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,399 Speaker 1: on what's kid in the Mississippi you're from. That brings 303 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 1: me to my scene suggestion, losing emotional control in the 304 00:18:54,600 --> 00:19:02,360 Speaker 1: worst place to do so Forever yours and ruined mascara, Julia, Dan, Dan, 305 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:07,439 Speaker 1: Can I see you in my office? Please? Dan? Dan? 306 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 1: He's talking to you. Are you looking for me? Good Dan. 307 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: Just a couple of minutes he's calling you. Go okay, 308 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:24,200 Speaker 1: coming good Dan? Could I see my office please? Yeah, 309 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 1: I'm coming over. Come. Just getting some water right here? 310 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,920 Speaker 1: So now I don't see you actually leave in your cubicle, Dan, 311 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:34,400 Speaker 1: come through the door, get my keys, my card, and 312 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,720 Speaker 1: here I am Dan. You'll most likely be returning to 313 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 1: the cubicles, so you're okay to bring anything. I just 314 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 1: need you in my office, okay, alright, a couple of minutes. 315 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,359 Speaker 1: Wish me luck. We should say good luck, good luck, 316 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,440 Speaker 1: good luck. Don't say it like you mean it. Good luck, Dan. 317 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: I wish you all the look in the world that 318 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,199 Speaker 1: sounds I'm gonna get so fun because of Hey, do 319 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,600 Speaker 1: you mind if I keep your your fidget spinners on 320 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,560 Speaker 1: the desk? Dude, I'm not getting fired, he said, I'm 321 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 1: coming back fidget spinners. Good luck? All right, just say 322 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:06,600 Speaker 1: good luck, good luck? See that, See how he said it. 323 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:11,320 Speaker 1: That's much more emphatic. Dan, when you get a moment. Yeah, sorry, 324 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:18,840 Speaker 1: coming in cheef. Okay, all right, here we go go inside? Yes, sir, 325 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: uh leave it open. But thank you for coming all 326 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 1: the way into my office. I appreciate it. Of course, 327 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 1: a couple of things. I'm so starry interrupt. Can I 328 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:31,440 Speaker 1: grab Dan for a second? Yeah? Anything you need to drop? Yeah? Dan? 329 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:36,200 Speaker 1: Can you can? You mean me over here by the cooler? Uh? Dan? 330 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 1: That meeting was over fast? You mean by the cooler? Dan? 331 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,920 Speaker 1: Are you going? Dan? Dan? Go see the boss. Boss. 332 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 1: You should see him. Yeah, Dan, you're still in the doorway. Dan, 333 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 1: we'll just make it over to the cooler. Dan, come coming, 334 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:55,639 Speaker 1: good lucky? Thanks? Yes, how can I how can I 335 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,840 Speaker 1: do for you? Oh? Then, I'm I'm glad you're here 336 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,440 Speaker 1: because I just really wanted to touch basically for a second. 337 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:06,920 Speaker 1: Let you know that. Um well, uh, I don't know 338 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,199 Speaker 1: how to say this, but um, it looks like one 339 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 1: of our projects on Level C has has escaped quarantine 340 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 1: and it might be uh well, it might be in 341 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,320 Speaker 1: the events, and it might be coming down to uh, 342 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 1: to this floor. So just so you know, the animal 343 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,960 Speaker 1: in question, of course, is a loss of raptor that 344 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,920 Speaker 1: we've attached robotic wings to, so not only can it 345 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,359 Speaker 1: reach top speeds or thirty miles on foot, but it 346 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:30,399 Speaker 1: can fly. Sorry, you said I would never have to 347 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,800 Speaker 1: use my sniper skills at work. Yea, I know I 348 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,160 Speaker 1: said that, Dan, But it looks like I'm gonna eat chrome? 349 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,320 Speaker 1: What I'm gonna eat that crow's ass? All right? You're 350 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 1: gonna have to use your sniper skills at work, all right? 351 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 1: Or anything for the company, sir? How was work? Damn God? 352 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: To turn back to the old damn get in there? 353 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 1: Are you bringing friends home for dinner? No? Not just me, 354 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,760 Speaker 1: just let me just practice it, honey. I have to 355 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,520 Speaker 1: tell you I turned back to the old meat. How 356 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: does that sound sounds good? What do you think? But 357 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,199 Speaker 1: the old the old you isn't a bad you, right, 358 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: This is something I look past. I'm trying to get 359 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,879 Speaker 1: over it, Dan, in or out, Dan, I'm coming, go 360 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,920 Speaker 1: go go. We should be luck, we should be We're 361 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:23,440 Speaker 1: proud of you know, say luck, good luck. Your work 362 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,919 Speaker 1: friends can come in if they want. I've made plenty 363 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,000 Speaker 1: of pasta. Uh yeah, let me let me check. Let 364 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 1: me run back there and check. Hey. She says that 365 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,640 Speaker 1: if you guys want to come in, you come in. 366 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 1: I could use the support inside. What are you eating pasta? Well? 367 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 1: Kind hold on, hold on, honey, what kind of pasta 368 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 1: do is it? Rottini with meat sauce? Rottini rottini with 369 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,600 Speaker 1: meat sauce, your favorite? Yeah? Yeah, just making sure I 370 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,679 Speaker 1: don't want to get it wrong. Okay, I'll be right back. Hey, guys, 371 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,000 Speaker 1: So the pasta is rottini with meat sauce. So you 372 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,720 Speaker 1: know what which one that looks like? Right? Yeah, it 373 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,320 Speaker 1: looks like Matt Gron even longer a swirl might a 374 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 1: crazy day at work today. I can't wait to tell you. Okay. 375 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,600 Speaker 1: So yeah, if you guys come in, you have to 376 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 1: hear about that day. So is that I don't want 377 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:14,680 Speaker 1: to hear about that stuff. Well, we're here to support Dan. Yeah, alright, alright, alright, okay, 378 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 1: Well are you guys in? Yeah, okay, let me go 379 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,360 Speaker 1: tell her that. Okay, I gotta call my wife because 380 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,320 Speaker 1: I gotta see if okay, call your wife? Oh wait, okay, 381 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:31,520 Speaker 1: hey baby, Hello? How is it okay if I eat 382 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,440 Speaker 1: dinner at Dann's house tonight? I mean I haven't started 383 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:39,920 Speaker 1: cooking hours. It's only five thirty. Sure, I mean awesome. 384 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,120 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna eat though, but yeah, okay, 385 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,719 Speaker 1: I love you. I love you. I love you very much. 386 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:50,040 Speaker 1: I'm happy I married you. H bye? Is he not 387 00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:54,480 Speaker 1: coming back to dinner tonight? He's not? I mean, I listen, 388 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,200 Speaker 1: what do I care? I mean, it's more time for 389 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,760 Speaker 1: us A fucking phone call at five thirty? Like what, 390 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,960 Speaker 1: you're gonna just rearrange your whole night? Dana? Why are 391 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,480 Speaker 1: you taking this position? You gotta find out what he's doing. 392 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,240 Speaker 1: I think it's an affair. I don't want to say anything, 393 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,359 Speaker 1: but it's I think it's an affair. Well, let's drive thirty. 394 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:17,520 Speaker 1: He's not having a fair I'll keep the crow's ass again. 395 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,760 Speaker 1: What that's the saying. That's how the saying goes to 396 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 1: go to school. Let's just say he's having an affair, now, 397 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 1: what Yeah, you too, celebrating somehow. What am I supposed 398 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,720 Speaker 1: to do? Obviously get your ship, like, start packing right now? 399 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,199 Speaker 1: Start packing. Okay, let's pack. We'll get you on Tinder, 400 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 1: We'll get you on Hinge. We'll get you. We're gonna 401 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,960 Speaker 1: redo everything. Let's open an account. Let's just as send 402 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Speaker 1: the worst. He's having an affair. I want to pack 403 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,400 Speaker 1: and open a tender let me. I'm telling you right now, 404 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: he is, So let's just do it. So Julia said, 405 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,760 Speaker 1: I thought you ordered the birthday card and I said, no, 406 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,520 Speaker 1: I didn't order the birthday card. That's your job, Julia. 407 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,280 Speaker 1: And so we had we had to like improvise this 408 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,040 Speaker 1: whole thing and slipped the card around the office so 409 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,639 Speaker 1: everybody signed it. But anyway, Sheila had a great birthday. 410 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,399 Speaker 1: It was just a crazy day. How about you. Um, 411 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 1: that's a rough day, honey, Sorry that that happened to you. 412 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: It wasn't rough necessarily. Were you even listening to the story, Yeah, 413 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,280 Speaker 1: I mean the lack of birthday card could be a 414 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: stressful situation. Did you know that Dan had to bring 415 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: his sniper skills back today and you didn't even ask 416 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:29,960 Speaker 1: about that? Don't You're what he's been called up the 417 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 1: big bosses need him to be who he used to be. 418 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:35,360 Speaker 1: I I didn't want to tell you like this, but 419 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,520 Speaker 1: my colleagues are right. Um. I mean your bullshit story 420 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: about cards, he thought of a loss of raptor. So 421 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,480 Speaker 1: what your lazy ass was lying down with your sniper rifle. 422 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,439 Speaker 1: I have to be in that position. Snipers are the 423 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:55,119 Speaker 1: laziest of snipers are the laziest. We talked about this, 424 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,080 Speaker 1: and I don't want to get into it. We got Matt. 425 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,320 Speaker 1: I've never gonna change my opinion on that. We have 426 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,800 Speaker 1: to lay down to get the best shot. Alright, Private, 427 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,600 Speaker 1: let me say you think your sniper position? What do 428 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 1: you do? I'm standing, sir? Are you three? Are American? 429 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,760 Speaker 1: Me crazy? I want to see you in your sniper position? Uh? 430 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 1: If I may, he was gonna stand, he was gonna 431 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,920 Speaker 1: lay down, and I was gonna kneel If I may, 432 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 1: What is this a hippie commune? I need you all 433 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:29,160 Speaker 1: in your sniper positions. Now I kneel, lemna stand line down? 434 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,119 Speaker 1: There there we go. The one line down is the 435 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,879 Speaker 1: correct one YouTube. I need a five mile perimeter run 436 00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 1: and go all five. It's ten now, man, Now it's 437 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:52,520 Speaker 1: back to two Okay, how's this. You're in sales, Dan, 438 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,639 Speaker 1: You're in sales, so uh you're you're telling me that 439 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 1: you got down the sniper position and you shot a 440 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,159 Speaker 1: ve loss of raptor with roe bought wings. Yes, honey, 441 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 1: we grow him on level C. Okay, and one got 442 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 1: out and they had to get back into it. It 443 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,240 Speaker 1: wasn't the prettiest thing you've seen. But I just want 444 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,600 Speaker 1: you to know my hands have blood on them again. 445 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:19,399 Speaker 1: Can I have extra garlicin the oil? What's that? Who? Me? 446 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,399 Speaker 1: I think he wanted more bread, Marsh, I don't know. 447 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: I mean that's that's huge. He's been activated again. Do 448 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,760 Speaker 1: you think even has attention for you and for the 449 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,120 Speaker 1: relationship anymore? No, I don't think so. I think he's activated, 450 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,439 Speaker 1: and you know the beast in him is going to 451 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 1: be have two meatballs with candy cane sticks. Thank you. Oh. 452 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,720 Speaker 1: I've been trying to get into this place for me. 453 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,040 Speaker 1: It's just crazy. It's like they're always backward. I don't understand, 454 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 1: but they're so backward it I ordered these two months 455 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,840 Speaker 1: ago and I show up everything. You like a fresh 456 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,280 Speaker 1: cheez the boy, Yeah, the cheese boy looks like a 457 00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: cheese man. So what they called me in the kitchen 458 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,840 Speaker 1: very kind. I'm forty three, But either want to want 459 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,160 Speaker 1: the part the cheese forty three? A lot of sun dammage, 460 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,480 Speaker 1: say that? Or if you wouldn't like, I could put 461 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,639 Speaker 1: crunch candy canes over the top of the meat. This 462 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Speaker 1: prick always up my skirt. I'm trying to get the 463 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 1: part of Majian on the place. Well, maybe they want 464 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,480 Speaker 1: candy canes. Well, it's done it either or is it? 465 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 1: I mean I'd like I'd like crushed candy canes and 466 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,920 Speaker 1: one of you puts on does the other one I 467 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,480 Speaker 1: excluded from also doing so? Or how does that? Do 468 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,399 Speaker 1: you work on amount you put on anything for your tips? 469 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,399 Speaker 1: Or how does that? I wish I was less confused. 470 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna give you a part of Majan the cheese, Okay, great, yeah, 471 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,320 Speaker 1: and then I give you the crush the candy cane 472 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:59,080 Speaker 1: and the candy boy mark. Oh god, it's just been 473 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: the worst. We Julia didn't order the press, so yes, 474 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,800 Speaker 1: it's we to steik it around me. Good, excuse me, 475 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:14,440 Speaker 1: I'm the manager here. Okay, highly emotional up. Oh I'm sorry, 476 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 1: it's like I'm losing a motion of control at the world. 477 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,560 Speaker 1: This is not the right place to do it. I'm sorry, sorry, 478 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,520 Speaker 1: It's like I mean, losing emotion will get your hole 479 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,320 Speaker 1: in the worst place as possible. I'll run as many 480 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,920 Speaker 1: miles just shoot. Tell me to run. Damn. That's okay. 481 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,600 Speaker 1: You cry all you need to, sister, sister. Let's get 482 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: you back on the track with that, right, yes, sir, 483 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:41,720 Speaker 1: all right, lie down on the ground. He did. Dad. 484 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 1: What are you doing for lunch today? Um, I'm gonna 485 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,959 Speaker 1: have I'm gonna get one of those kind of frozen 486 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:54,240 Speaker 1: lin cuisines from the benning machine and heat it up. Well, 487 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 1: you want to go somewhere. It sounds like you didn't 488 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,120 Speaker 1: have leftovers. Maybe it was a bad night last night. Huh, 489 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,400 Speaker 1: it's a rough night, it man. I don't I don't 490 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,800 Speaker 1: know if I want to get into it right now. 491 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna get into it. We want to 492 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:10,800 Speaker 1: hold it. Damn, damn. I keep down her fuck bosses, 493 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: doors open, damn, keep it down. As you don't tell 494 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:22,520 Speaker 1: me to keep it down. You don't go heyep oh, 495 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:34,720 Speaker 1: well saying to everybody, oh my, oh my, seen three 496 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,920 Speaker 1: comes from pat you knuckle maniac. Thomas Lawson, who wrote, 497 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,959 Speaker 1: Hi everyone, you guys are awesome. Don't stop smoking whatever 498 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,160 Speaker 1: it is that you're on. My suggestion is this Satan's 499 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: lazy brother. Uh so, okay, your name is Randall. Your 500 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: last name is was it Cunningham? Yeah? Ran Randall, Randall Cunningham, 501 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 1: not the former NFL quarterback. No, no, We've got seventy 502 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:05,240 Speaker 1: one Randall cunning ms in here. And I do remember that? Nice? Yeah? Yeah, 503 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:11,040 Speaker 1: I might spelled with with one L one and three ends. Yeah, 504 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 1: I've got three ends here? Is that right? Yeah? I 505 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,040 Speaker 1: mean the two winds in the cunning part, but there's 506 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,160 Speaker 1: three ends in the counting part. Yeah, exactly, they're not 507 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: all in a row. No, no, that's sorry, my my mistake. 508 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:30,840 Speaker 1: And so you're looking to relocate, is that correct? Yeah? Yeah? 509 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,560 Speaker 1: Where can you? Where can you send me? Well, there 510 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:37,080 Speaker 1: are a few options. We've got a lake house in Geneva. 511 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: That sounds nice, right, We've got dungeon, yeah, well here're 512 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: the others. Got a list? All, there's a dungeon in 513 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 1: Cardiff in Wales. Okay, I'm still gonna lake house. Did 514 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 1: you do? Interesting? Okay? Man who knows what he wants? 515 00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:03,040 Speaker 1: And the third one is my roommate. It's what my 516 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:07,400 Speaker 1: new roommate. Yeah, so this is it, uh pretty much. 517 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,680 Speaker 1: You gotta to eighty view of the lake here. You 518 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 1: might hear some birds in the morning as they're flocking in. 519 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: I'll wake you up. But uh are you are you Swiss? Yeah? 520 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,120 Speaker 1: So we got the fireplace here at that center, and 521 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,880 Speaker 1: we got one of those like lounge pits that when 522 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,480 Speaker 1: he's viable orgy pit. Uh. So we got that yeah. 523 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,800 Speaker 1: Uh and uh, you know, once a week you're gonna 524 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 1: get stocked up on you know, drains, food and all that. 525 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,960 Speaker 1: Ship So cool cool, Yeah, I just I just kind 526 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 1: of hit a wall at the last place I was living. 527 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,280 Speaker 1: I was living in my brother's place. Damn. Yeah, my 528 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,840 Speaker 1: uh maybe you uh maybe you've heard of him, ah, 529 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:59,440 Speaker 1: my brothers, my brother's Satan, uh, the dark Lord of 530 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 1: the world Satan. Yeah. Yeah, I was living in hell 531 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 1: with my brother sing kunn of Am. Hey, Hey, bro, 532 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,760 Speaker 1: do you mind if I crash with you for a 533 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:23,560 Speaker 1: couple of days at your new place? What the come on, dude, dude, 534 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,600 Speaker 1: I get this, I get this sweet hook up of 535 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,280 Speaker 1: a lake house in Geneva and you show up. Hey, 536 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 1: what's up? Man? I'm his brother. Uh you you looked 537 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: him directly in the eyes and you burned him. Sorry, Sorry, 538 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I said, I'm sorry. Ah. This is my 539 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,400 Speaker 1: own personal hell, isn't it. No? No, no, no no. 540 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,760 Speaker 1: I knew it was too good to be true. I 541 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,160 Speaker 1: should have said, dungeon in Whales or roommate, never go 542 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,440 Speaker 1: to Wales. Never. Uh no, I just have some work 543 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,200 Speaker 1: here for like a week. I gotta take there's some 544 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: banks here that you're working remotely. Well, no, my work 545 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:06,000 Speaker 1: is here, so I'm okay. Yeah, oh yeah, big finance, right, 546 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:10,479 Speaker 1: big yeah, banks are making enough money, so I gotta 547 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,719 Speaker 1: take some souls. Blah blah blah. I don't want to 548 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,440 Speaker 1: get into the nitty gritty, but let me let me 549 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 1: sleep in your room. There's like five bedrooms. Let me 550 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:24,520 Speaker 1: slip in your room when your brother come on, dude, Randall, dude, 551 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: just be nice to me. Yeah, I'm the older brother. 552 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,560 Speaker 1: You know how tough it is to have my my 553 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:37,240 Speaker 1: younger bro like eclipse me in every way. You're like Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. 554 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,719 Speaker 1: That's like you, dude, Yeah, except I'm yeah, I'm You're 555 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,080 Speaker 1: the jan and the birth order. That's crazy. So you 556 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,160 Speaker 1: just like came up to switch it on just for 557 00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: like a little bit, just like hang out. Yeah, that's awesome. 558 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,399 Speaker 1: So you you kept on talking about Nazi gold or something. 559 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,759 Speaker 1: I don't know what that was about, but und for 560 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: you too, or your drink. Okay, yeah, I'll take another round. 561 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,440 Speaker 1: No Ice please, no ice? M yeah, just like the 562 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,480 Speaker 1: last one. No ice Hello? All right, he's always surprised 563 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 1: every time you say it. Every time. I just that's like, 564 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,719 Speaker 1: that's a candy boy, I've ever seen one. Right, So 565 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,919 Speaker 1: tell me about yourself. Uh, let's see, I'm thinking about 566 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,640 Speaker 1: getting um my uh my, non license no ice in 567 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 1: the margharita. I mean, they're just trying to get more boots, 568 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,799 Speaker 1: that's what's happening. We gotta cut it with water then, 569 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,400 Speaker 1: all right, this margarita mix has alcohol in it, so 570 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,000 Speaker 1: if we don't give any ice, then you're giving basically 571 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,120 Speaker 1: two drinks. He's probably got a pocket full of ice. 572 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,600 Speaker 1: Go out there and make sure that they're not putting 573 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,919 Speaker 1: pocket ice into the drinks. May drinks margaritas without ice. 574 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,279 Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? Get out there, candy boy, 575 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:59,439 Speaker 1: and get up there. And I'm so confused. I don't 576 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:06,120 Speaker 1: why we you put ice in this drink? Right, it's 577 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 1: a blended margarita. The ice is already done for if 578 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 1: it's margarita rocks. Yes, ice, I gotta saying every time 579 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,120 Speaker 1: I say no ice, he's gotta have ice in his pockets. 580 00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,680 Speaker 1: Get out there and check the violestion. You know what, 581 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,040 Speaker 1: you know you go out to that table, it's like 582 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:28,440 Speaker 1: three forty two degrees by these really yes, excuse me? 583 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,360 Speaker 1: How I sorry to interrupt? How are the how are 584 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,279 Speaker 1: the fajitas here? I've heard this is the best text 585 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: Max placed in in Geneva. Pretty good? Actually, uh, pretty good. 586 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,279 Speaker 1: You're Swiss. I'm assuming everybody here Swiss. Not Actually I'm no, 587 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,880 Speaker 1: you're not. Okay good because everyone has been so Swiss 588 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:54,839 Speaker 1: the whole time I've been here. Oh yeah yeah, uh 589 00:36:55,440 --> 00:37:00,799 Speaker 1: Dirk cool cool, I'm Tucker. Oh yeah, yeah, I gotta 590 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 1: get a big business deal. Oh nice, nice? Yeah yeah, 591 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:09,840 Speaker 1: selling some Nazi gold bio just a little you know, 592 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,640 Speaker 1: you get to any n f t s. So many 593 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:19,319 Speaker 1: n f t s, Yeah yeah, they're not fungible at all. No, non, 594 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:24,840 Speaker 1: non you at the party, do I yeah, maybe we 595 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:30,600 Speaker 1: can party. Let's do it. Fucking uh getting nuts, you 596 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,279 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Alright, but I gotta I gotta 597 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: get into this case. So no jumping, jumping, jump and 598 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,120 Speaker 1: jumping and jumping jumping. Yeah, I heard it. I heard 599 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,800 Speaker 1: about a party at a lake house tonight. Do you 600 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:45,080 Speaker 1: think that's legit? For sure? For sure? For sure? All right, yeah, 601 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:48,880 Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's the spot. Who's name place? 602 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:58,640 Speaker 1: Dirk and Tucker can taka? I have taka? Are you? 603 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,920 Speaker 1: Are you swissed by the way, No, no, no, no, 604 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:07,960 Speaker 1: you're not Swiss. Okay, Albanian Albania. Interesting, So I have 605 00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,120 Speaker 1: a taco, I don't have the Do I have a 606 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,520 Speaker 1: plus one? Plus one? Plus one? There they're not doing 607 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:19,000 Speaker 1: plus one's okay. It's in the sucking ballet lakehouse party 608 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:24,040 Speaker 1: in Geneva okay, and ship's high end. Look we're American businessman. Okay, 609 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:29,080 Speaker 1: we're in finance. Oh my god, someone in finance in Geneva. 610 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:34,520 Speaker 1: Holy shit, Holy sh it. I've never seen that before. Yeah, Hi, 611 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,080 Speaker 1: can you come in my office place. I've just got 612 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,439 Speaker 1: this report real quick that I need to run by you. Yeah. Yeah, 613 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,680 Speaker 1: it's just if you got a minute, could you come 614 00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:52,120 Speaker 1: into the yep, come just getting my keys. Okay, great, yep, 615 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:55,560 Speaker 1: here I come. Should you're saying that you don't need 616 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,600 Speaker 1: you don't need luck. You're like, you're the motherfucking man. Okay, 617 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,759 Speaker 1: that's that's what I need to do. Okay, you're the man. Yes, 618 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,080 Speaker 1: Sir Satan, thank you so much. Yeah, listen, um, I've 619 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:14,200 Speaker 1: got this field agent in in in Geneva and I'm 620 00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,320 Speaker 1: just having so much frustration and difficulty for me. I 621 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,960 Speaker 1: know you were there for a little while and you 622 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,239 Speaker 1: you know the place. I just need to extract this 623 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,960 Speaker 1: son of a bit because he's telling everybody's Albanian, but 624 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,280 Speaker 1: he's clearly got a German accent and it's throwing off everything. 625 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,560 Speaker 1: So if you could just go in there, wrap this 626 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,840 Speaker 1: funk by the nuts, pull him out, and we'll replace 627 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,520 Speaker 1: him quickly with I don't know, sorry, I took this 628 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,759 Speaker 1: job so I could leave my old days behind, right, No, 629 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,200 Speaker 1: I understand. And if there's anything we come my hold 630 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:48,680 Speaker 1: me well it'd be helpful to the organization, Mr Satan, 631 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,480 Speaker 1: So you know I'll do anything for the company. Satan 632 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:58,040 Speaker 1: Cunningham on the job, Okay, thank you, godspeed. Oops, very 633 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,000 Speaker 1: funny had to go. We're gonna get wings a little bit. 634 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,200 Speaker 1: How to go? I have the duty to do what 635 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,440 Speaker 1: no always making people do their old jobs. Well, you 636 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,759 Speaker 1: guys never told me what your old jobs were. I 637 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:16,240 Speaker 1: don't want to get into it me neither. Mhm. Okay, 638 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,919 Speaker 1: are you sure? I'll ask again what you did your 639 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,920 Speaker 1: past that he's asking you to do again? Good question? 640 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,880 Speaker 1: Oh you were a therapist in your job previous life? 641 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,000 Speaker 1: Is all right with my guessing? But am I right? I? Yes, 642 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,080 Speaker 1: I was a therapist, and I can give you a 643 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,400 Speaker 1: little hint about my past life, even though it's I 644 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,440 Speaker 1: don't want to think about it. I ever heard of 645 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:46,000 Speaker 1: a three point shot? Anyway? No, no, I'm not that 646 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,680 Speaker 1: Randall cumming out. But that was a great Eagles team anyway, 647 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:56,000 Speaker 1: coming he just signed this football? No, no, no, you 648 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,279 Speaker 1: brought this to the party. Yeah, let's just go and 649 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:03,080 Speaker 1: just sign it. Oh no, like I okay, I'll sitn 650 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:06,400 Speaker 1: it if you want, But I'm not Yeah yeah, oh funk. 651 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,920 Speaker 1: This is sick, random fucking cunning him, not that Randall 652 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,719 Speaker 1: cunningham Man. Anyway, I wanted to show you the the 653 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,560 Speaker 1: the den here, I got some I get an n 654 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:21,680 Speaker 1: f T of that. Yeah, I've got a n f 655 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:28,000 Speaker 1: t of the piano playing cat. Okay, Randall, who's your friend? Oh, 656 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:32,000 Speaker 1: this is my brother Satan. And he looked him right 657 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:36,360 Speaker 1: in the eyes again. Sorry, sight, I thought I was 658 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:41,560 Speaker 1: looking at his chest. It's my fault. I was worked today. 659 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,040 Speaker 1: Oh it's good, it's good. Really, we're really helping the 660 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,839 Speaker 1: n f T industry grow bigger and bigger. It's one 661 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:52,359 Speaker 1: of our biggest long beds. Yeah. You know, you never 662 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,840 Speaker 1: really tell me anything about work. I don't want to 663 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,960 Speaker 1: get into it. It's uh, we had a birthday party 664 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,279 Speaker 1: and bob blah blah blah. It sucks that. I mean, 665 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,839 Speaker 1: you're the dark lord of the underworld, but you've got 666 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:08,239 Speaker 1: a middle management. It's where I like it. Alright, alright, hey, 667 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,000 Speaker 1: no no judgment. Many if you meet anybody from Albania, 668 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,839 Speaker 1: just let me know. Well, the doorman's Albanion, at least 669 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,399 Speaker 1: he was. Okay, yeah, all right, let me go check 670 00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,040 Speaker 1: with I'll be right back onto the bathroom, all right, 671 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:26,319 Speaker 1: bro Okay, Well I'm sorry, not on the list I'm 672 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:31,040 Speaker 1: gonna do. Huh, that's just how it is. Look, all 673 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,840 Speaker 1: I know is that we were told there was a 674 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,439 Speaker 1: party here tonight. Okay, yeah, there is. It's a hot 675 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,480 Speaker 1: fucking party people inside just sucking fucking the fucking drug. 676 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,120 Speaker 1: Come on, man there, all right, right, maybe maybe I 677 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,520 Speaker 1: don't Maybe we're we're more We're not connecting because I'm 678 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,839 Speaker 1: not speaking your language yet. How about this language. I'm 679 00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,160 Speaker 1: speaking English, but you American? Right, you only speak one 680 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,880 Speaker 1: fucking language. I started speaking that, I should freak out. Huh. 681 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,640 Speaker 1: Maybe you speak cash older? I got this, I got 682 00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:05,560 Speaker 1: this cash Older. Nice. Oh dolla in Geneva. Holy sh it, Wow, 683 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,000 Speaker 1: maybe I can wipe my ass with that? Are you 684 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,160 Speaker 1: kidding me? Do what you want? Do what you want 685 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,320 Speaker 1: with it? I live in your oads, baby, Are you 686 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,880 Speaker 1: kidding me? Look? They told you, they told us that 687 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,799 Speaker 1: for he to Joe's that this place was cool. Yeah, 688 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:24,400 Speaker 1: for he to Joe's legit best text message. Leg the 689 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,759 Speaker 1: hot sauce is so fresh, It's so good in the case. 690 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,960 Speaker 1: So who's Oh my god, don't even get me stought? 691 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:40,360 Speaker 1: Is that is that? Oh? Ship? Sorry? Oh hey, Satan, 692 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,800 Speaker 1: I'm looking at you right in your eyes. Yeah, but 693 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,399 Speaker 1: I look through you because I don't give a ship. 694 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:56,560 Speaker 1: Oh extreme confidence? Yeah, So what's up? Your boss needs 695 00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,440 Speaker 1: you back? Uh? Stop? Look, have to go back selling 696 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,439 Speaker 1: n F t s. Stop looking at me. I can't 697 00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,560 Speaker 1: I have to go back to n F t S 698 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,440 Speaker 1: again when I'm doing dog walk. Okay, okay, but stop 699 00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:14,200 Speaker 1: looking at the problem, looking at you high. You're getting 700 00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:19,160 Speaker 1: this fucking party. So it it didn't work out in Geneva. 701 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,520 Speaker 1: So if you're still looking for a roommate, mm hmmm. 702 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,160 Speaker 1: I mean I don't know if that's still available. It 703 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:33,120 Speaker 1: was choice number three M or the or the dudgeon 704 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:38,560 Speaker 1: whales that works to Uh yeah, So the guy that 705 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,960 Speaker 1: you would talked to before he got replaced. Okay, all right, 706 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,319 Speaker 1: I was talking to you like you're the same person, 707 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,439 Speaker 1: like a certain level of familiar I thought you would 708 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,359 Speaker 1: at least have it on record you're talking about Okay, 709 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:57,160 Speaker 1: so he satan Um. I want to we want to 710 00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,640 Speaker 1: say a couple of things. One great we part today, man, 711 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,000 Speaker 1: like you really you really killed it in the boardroom. 712 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,520 Speaker 1: It was really good in second And I don't mean 713 00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,760 Speaker 1: this to be like rude, but like, is randam lazy? 714 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,120 Speaker 1: I mean, like as you ever held a real job 715 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,000 Speaker 1: or had any responsibility. The jobs he does have, he 716 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,200 Speaker 1: kind of just lies down on them, so like he 717 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,120 Speaker 1: doesn't do it anything. And yet you're the king of 718 00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:28,640 Speaker 1: the dark world underground and you still show up your clocking. Yeah, 719 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,600 Speaker 1: it just seems like something sort of balance here, dud man. 720 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,799 Speaker 1: You've just spoken the truth. Like if I could look 721 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:38,319 Speaker 1: you in your eyes right now, I would look at 722 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,560 Speaker 1: you and I would say, you know, know you're worth Yeah, 723 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,440 Speaker 1: don't look in my eyes unless you have ultra confidence. 724 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,920 Speaker 1: Sure not me. So you're saying, as a career counselor 725 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:58,439 Speaker 1: that my the perfect job for me is sniper. M yes, 726 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:05,080 Speaker 1: well so you're your background. I'm sorry I just stepped 727 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,879 Speaker 1: out mentally. Um. Yeah, I would say, if you want 728 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:13,480 Speaker 1: a career as a sniper, you've got one. If you 729 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:18,480 Speaker 1: want to live in Wales, you can. So I'm shooting 730 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,200 Speaker 1: people from the dungeon in Whales if you'd like. But 731 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,280 Speaker 1: I have a few more questions if I met Okay, 732 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:36,120 Speaker 1: give me the first winter do word association cotton balls? Uh? Okay? 733 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:41,200 Speaker 1: So dude, it's bunny rabbit, real, it's bunny rabbit. There's 734 00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,520 Speaker 1: a right answer, I think. So unless you want to 735 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:47,759 Speaker 1: come across you shut the funk up, shut up? Okay, 736 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:54,279 Speaker 1: got Then we're gonna two questions questionnaire from my ideal job. 737 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,920 Speaker 1: You pick up the rifle and shut up, look into 738 00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:06,120 Speaker 1: your skipe. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. It's bunny rabbit. Okay, 739 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:14,520 Speaker 1: here we comes. Shot. Shoot Randall, Shoot Randall, take the shot. 740 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,720 Speaker 1: I don't know it, Lazie, bitch, dick the shot. He's faster. 741 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,439 Speaker 1: He's faster than I thought. We'll just get gunny. Okay, great, 742 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,560 Speaker 1: Now he's gone. Okay great. So now he goes in 743 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,799 Speaker 1: that small village and does whatever he's gonna do in there, 744 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,920 Speaker 1: or we destroy everything. I'm importing live outside the last 745 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,399 Speaker 1: last zone where Randall Cunningham has been arrested. I told 746 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:42,839 Speaker 1: you other fucking talk to me. I'm doing. I'm delivering, sir, 747 00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm delivering news about Randall cunning and I'm delivering a 748 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:50,759 Speaker 1: baby go fuck this show. Well, happy anniversary, Martha. I 749 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,640 Speaker 1: hope this was everything that you that you wanted tonight. 750 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:59,160 Speaker 1: It really was. Um. It's sad about our son, but 751 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:05,120 Speaker 1: I guess he dies and our love lives on. Yeah, 752 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,520 Speaker 1: all of these socks are comfy. I'll tell you. Oh good, 753 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:12,160 Speaker 1: oh good, oh good. Oh. I'm about to have I'm 754 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:16,879 Speaker 1: losing my emotional control and all of this comedy club 755 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:23,800 Speaker 1: and in line because if you're not in line, just 756 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,080 Speaker 1: let us go. We're in line. That is our show 757 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:32,279 Speaker 1: for today. Oh somebody needs to apologize to all the 758 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,440 Speaker 1: other alchemists. Oh that's me. Uh We've got a new 759 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,120 Speaker 1: kitten and it was the only way to be in 760 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,960 Speaker 1: the same room with said kitten. And uh, it completely 761 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:46,480 Speaker 1: discombibulated everything that I might contribute. So I want to 762 00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:51,560 Speaker 1: apologize to my fellow alchemists. I was less than zero. Um, 763 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:56,000 Speaker 1: but they were great and you're welcome. Let's thank each 764 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:59,839 Speaker 1: and every damn one of them. Um, starting with Mr 765 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,320 Speaker 1: Savorado first of all, Yeah, no need to apologize. Come on, 766 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 1: you got a kitten, plus you you know you do. 767 00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,360 Speaker 1: It's a month old that we completely John McClain, this 768 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:13,800 Speaker 1: thing out of a dungeon. The shelter was like fucking 769 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,560 Speaker 1: a nineteen fifties in sane asylum, little cats and rusted out. 770 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:22,360 Speaker 1: Kate said yeah, yeah. So anyways, I I'll tell you 771 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,440 Speaker 1: all the longer story I promised, but I just want 772 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:28,399 Speaker 1: to send a quick quick message to myself forty years 773 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,560 Speaker 1: from now. I'm forty two right now, so I'll probably 774 00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:31,920 Speaker 1: be eighty two if I'm listening to this. I just 775 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:35,359 Speaker 1: want to say, it's a Wednesday, it's a nice day. 776 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,480 Speaker 1: You live in Studio City, you're engaged, you have a 777 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,759 Speaker 1: Sonny is still such a good boys two years old. 778 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,719 Speaker 1: You're doing a good job. I hope you appreciated what 779 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,120 Speaker 1: you had. Very nice. So these are your diary arcives. 780 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,160 Speaker 1: Good journal. But I'm just gonna do it here. Yeah, 781 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:57,600 Speaker 1: you're gonna randomly go through like whatever. The beauty of 782 00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,320 Speaker 1: it was how vulnerable Chris was and then immediately pounced 783 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,279 Speaker 1: on nothing less. Yeah, that was super fun to watch. 784 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:10,399 Speaker 1: Oh uh, James Eney, I just like to tell Chris 785 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:13,399 Speaker 1: to reach out. We're both old men now. I don't 786 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,560 Speaker 1: know why, it's been a couple of years since we talked, 787 00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,480 Speaker 1: but Chris, give me a call, same number, same apartment 788 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:28,000 Speaker 1: in Venice. Wow, reach for the stars. Thank you both, 789 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:32,040 Speaker 1: a tool, Thank you man, Thanks thanks for having me. 790 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,560 Speaker 1: This is almost almost almost as always, so much fun, 791 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,520 Speaker 1: almost as Yeah that's coming. That's startling back to me 792 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,480 Speaker 1: almost as the word no. I I left so much today. 793 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,759 Speaker 1: And so I apologize to the listeners because I know 794 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:51,040 Speaker 1: I definitely laughed loudly to the mic, but that's they're 795 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:54,120 Speaker 1: hilarious people on this and uh, I have so much 796 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,440 Speaker 1: fun being here, no problem, Jimmy Fallon and Craig Kakowski. 797 00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,800 Speaker 1: To you especially, thank you for your patient As I 798 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,000 Speaker 1: was mostly non present while looking you right in the app, 799 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:12,319 Speaker 1: I didn't notice any different episode. And I do want 800 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,239 Speaker 1: to make a pact with all of you that if 801 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,840 Speaker 1: I am in my eighties and listening to Old Alchemy 802 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:21,120 Speaker 1: these episodes, please break you break into my mansion and 803 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,680 Speaker 1: smothered me with a pillow. Yeah, youthanize party of one. 804 00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,640 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot sooner than than the rest. Yeah, 805 00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:34,320 Speaker 1: thank you for that. Joey Gerstein, you know I I 806 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,680 Speaker 1: just want to say that if anybody has any diary 807 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,279 Speaker 1: interest they want me to transcribe, I'm happy to do so. 808 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,880 Speaker 1: So just call me and I'll write them down. Uh, 809 00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:47,400 Speaker 1: long Shore don't matter. Can we just email him to you? No, 810 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,800 Speaker 1: I need to hear it like a memo from the 811 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,120 Speaker 1: app on the phone. Oh yeah, yeah, that's fine, and 812 00:51:54,200 --> 00:52:03,600 Speaker 1: you'll transcribe. Oh yeah, and then let's thank Engineering producing 813 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:07,879 Speaker 1: the stars, Mr big Bean, five holks that I heart media. 814 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:14,799 Speaker 1: I'm usually your host, Kevin Pollock. Look for Chris Havlorado 815 00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:19,160 Speaker 1: to be guest hosting next week. You're welcome. Yeah, and 816 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,440 Speaker 1: tell everyone you've ever met about us, write a review, 817 00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,760 Speaker 1: thank you for listening, Be kind to each other. Please 818 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:31,280 Speaker 1: uh and continue with your day and or night until 819 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:31,839 Speaker 1: next time.