WEBVTT - "Middle Age Crazy" Recap Season 2, Episode 10

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<v Speaker 1>Andrea Barber, Hello, Joe, I've missed you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've missed you too. I feel like it's been a

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<v Speaker 2>while since we've uh, since we've potted together.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, I mean last week, but it still feels

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<v Speaker 1>like it feels like it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it was last week. It feels like it's

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<v Speaker 2>been seven I don't know what like it does. It

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<v Speaker 2>feels like it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole Yeah, like in dog years, it's years.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been forever, right, And I get to see you

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<v Speaker 2>in person next weekend. Now, of course not when this

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<v Speaker 2>air is it will be it will be later. But

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<v Speaker 2>but next weekend we're going to Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm happy we're traveling together.

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<v Speaker 2>And I feel like we're gonna have to document some

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<v Speaker 2>of this of our travels along.

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<v Speaker 1>The way for sure, because you never know what's going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen when we're traveling.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, last time, you wore the you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>Bob sweatshirt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right, and we found another yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was like, hey, maybe, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>were like, oh yeah, maybe next time I get.

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<v Speaker 1>To the airport, I won't do that. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>We met our we met the we met the fan

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<v Speaker 2>who who was like, oh my god, I had that

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<v Speaker 2>same sweatshirt.

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<v Speaker 1>You couldn't write that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>That was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, so I've been dying to talk to you

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<v Speaker 1>about this. Last time we recorded an episode, we were

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<v Speaker 1>in Canada and I was getting ready to do my colonoscopy. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>how did I survived? I survived my colonoscopy medically, it

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<v Speaker 1>was perfect, like textbook, got the all clear.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not a fun experience from what I hear.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, and I thought it was fine, like all

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<v Speaker 1>the prep and everything was fine. But what I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>what I didn't think about, was getting recognized in a

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<v Speaker 1>colonoscopy center and then on the colonoscopy table.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah that yeah, I like that. That's always fun

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<v Speaker 2>I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'd never mind being recognized out in public,

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<v Speaker 1>but then.

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<v Speaker 2>Like when someone's about to, you know, performing camera up

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<v Speaker 2>your butt. Yeah, there's times when you're like, maybe let's

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<v Speaker 2>just pretend like you don't know me.

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<v Speaker 1>Like everyone's like, I want to I want to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Hollywood and be famous, and I'm like, no, you don't, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it sounds fun and it sounds amazing, but

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<v Speaker 1>you don't think about when you're lying on a colonoscopy

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<v Speaker 1>table with your bare ass hanging out of the gown

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<v Speaker 1>right and the antithes y'allo is just is like, don't

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<v Speaker 1>I know you from full House? And I was like, uh, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, how do you handle those moments?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? I had that. Do you remember when we

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<v Speaker 2>were doing Fuller and I was really sick and they

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<v Speaker 2>had to drive me over to Urgent Care to get

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<v Speaker 2>a shot in my butt, to get like one of

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<v Speaker 2>those whatever vitamin shots that they give you to basically

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<v Speaker 2>just make you be able to get through the day

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<v Speaker 2>because I was losing my voice and everything. The same

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<v Speaker 2>thing happened. I was like in the room and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, okay, you know one sheek so I like pulling.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, my wife's never gonna believe who I you

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<v Speaker 2>know that I would. I'm thinking, I'm I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty sure it's a hip of violation.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling your wife that I can't but whatever. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's those are the things, yeah, that you don't think

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<v Speaker 2>about and uh and that apparently other people don't think

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<v Speaker 2>about either, And whether or not if the situation were reversed,

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<v Speaker 2>would you want someone well?

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<v Speaker 1>And I felt bad because well, I got recognized three

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<v Speaker 1>times that day, a record. So first it was by

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<v Speaker 1>another patient in the waiting room and he asked for

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<v Speaker 1>a selfie and I was like, okay, well, no, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want to be like the mean person.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be like, oh, that Andrea Barber,

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<v Speaker 1>she's so stuck up. But no, and that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>told him. I'm like, I'm just not comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Boundaries are okay, It's okay to have boundaries. It's okay, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to I'm trying to balance my boundaries with

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<v Speaker 1>not wanting to disappoint what is probably the only time

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to meet this fan, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Though, you know, like come on, like again, it's and

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<v Speaker 2>I get people. We are so excited and happy to

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<v Speaker 2>meet people, but not when not on an operating table

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<v Speaker 2>with this you know what I mean, with your butt

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out, It's not That's not how I want to

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<v Speaker 2>meet anyone. Yeah, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's yes, boundaries, It's it's good to set boundaries.

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess as long as you're nice. I was

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<v Speaker 1>nice about it, and I was just like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>not comfortable doing it here, right, because what is this

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<v Speaker 1>guy gonna if you want, what is he going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell his friends that he needs to start with Andrea

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<v Speaker 1>Barber right before she got a probe stuck up her butt? No, like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't that's the story.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the story.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be the story story. I mean no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>But then you know when the Annison, you just think.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing. He's still going to tell that story.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just not going to have visual proof of it.

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<v Speaker 2>So so this is no that like.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't make me feel any better. That doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>me feel like you can't prove it.

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<v Speaker 2>People can be like you're a liar, and he'd be like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have photo evidence. So guess what it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Well, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but he's still going to tell that story.

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<v Speaker 1>If you told him you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ran into someone your colonoscopy, wouldn't you be like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll never believe what.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw today. That's it's like the start of a

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<v Speaker 1>bad joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Or a good one. I don't know how it ends. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Have to trust that the doctors, you know, or they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to keep it private. And like the doctor who like, do.

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<v Speaker 2>You think they're post your colonoscopy video online and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>But what if they take it? What if they take

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<v Speaker 1>it home to their spouse? Like You'll never guess who's

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<v Speaker 1>ass I put a camera up to days Kimmy Gibbler

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<v Speaker 1>from Full Home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they will. I'm sure they will. This is

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<v Speaker 2>that's human, that's human name Like that makes.

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<v Speaker 1>Me create like that makes me feel weird because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so grateful to people who are willing to do these

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<v Speaker 1>jobs that are saving lives. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, just I don't I just don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>know that you're a fan of the show in this circumstance,

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<v Speaker 1>right maybe after it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe when I come back for like a follow up,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, where I'm not doing this or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when I'm clothed properly, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I you know again, I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>just sometimes in excitement, people don't often think like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>if I were on the other side of this, would

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<v Speaker 2>this be something I'd want someone to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I get it. I totally get it. I

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I and I still think we haven't quite come out.

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<v Speaker 1>Of our lack of social skills after COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that just really we really damaged ourselves as

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<v Speaker 2>a as people, and we just don't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>be anymore. Yeah, people don't know how people in a

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<v Speaker 2>in a train.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in social grade, there's no such thing or social

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<v Speaker 1>grain together though, because we're all yeah, we all are.

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<v Speaker 2>Losing our minds. Yeah yeah, doctor Seuss poem.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, so I'm glad you survived your colonoscopy without

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<v Speaker 2>having to sign any autographs taking.

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<v Speaker 1>Pictures on my colon. At least you didn't ask me

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<v Speaker 1>to autograph those. That would have been really awkward. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have drawn the line there.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have been like, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>But again you'd be like, that's not my colon obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, And how are they gonna know that you're

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<v Speaker 2>telling the truth that they are you know, you're not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all it's all good.

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<v Speaker 1>You're here, Yeah, I'm I'm here, and now I can

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<v Speaker 1>handle embarrassing situations, no problems of experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you can come and talk about them

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<v Speaker 2>on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>True.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, yeah, see, other people are going to

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<v Speaker 2>hear this conversation too, So you are actually the one

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<v Speaker 2>telling the story. So it's you. You're the problem. You

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<v Speaker 2>actually are the ruiner of your own life. That's I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry to twists. It's your fault.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me. It's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, oh dear, let's segue. Let's segue out of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Let please, yeah please?

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<v Speaker 2>Links go from kolonoscopies to middle age crazy. Also weirdly connected, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, middle aged something.

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<v Speaker 2>Middle age something, middle aged crazy. Yeah that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Oh well, I am very excited to discuss this

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<v Speaker 1>episode with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved this episode. It's it is, it's it's a favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, definitely not. It's a fan favorite. I assume it's

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<v Speaker 1>a favorite of yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, favorite of min and I remember this one just

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, it was so Stephanie centric, but it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh well, let's get into it. Let's welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to how Rude tan Rito's I'm Andrea Barber and I

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<v Speaker 1>am Jodi Sweeten, and today we are discussing season two,

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<v Speaker 1>episode ten, titled middle Age Crazy. It originally aired on

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<v Speaker 1>January sixth, nineteen eighty nine, New New Year for us, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and it goes a little something like this, Stephanie gets

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<v Speaker 1>a crazy feeling of being middle aged as her two

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<v Speaker 1>sisters run with all the attention. A garden wedding with

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<v Speaker 1>Harry as groom and Jimmy as minister takes some of

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<v Speaker 1>the heat. This is a classic. This is a classic.

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<v Speaker 1>It was directed by Peter Baldwin. It was written by

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<v Speaker 1>Lawrence Hartstein and Richard Rossner. And we have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of guest stars this week, returning as Harry Takeyama is

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<v Speaker 1>Nathan Nishi Gucci yy Harry, love this, Love Harry. This

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<v Speaker 1>is his second to last episode, so yeah, gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Just savor Harry.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we have Zachary Bostrom, who is the officiant

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy of your weddings.

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<v Speaker 2>And Zachary and I actually were friends, like out, we

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<v Speaker 2>kind of became friends outside of the show from him

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<v Speaker 2>doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a sweet look kid. Oh that's awesome. I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking up his stats and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, he's still acting. Isn't that so cool? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, wait, that's us, Like we're still acting too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like why am I so?

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you so with someone doing the same thing

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<v Speaker 2>as right right the well? Because it's cool when somebody

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<v Speaker 2>else does it, but when it's you doing it, you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just trying to pay my pills. Like you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>look at them, they're still and you're like, look, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just this is just what I do. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why how I'm here yet.

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<v Speaker 1>So Zachary was known for Harry and the Hendersons, which

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<v Speaker 1>is so great. Uh, And he did appearances on Jag

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<v Speaker 1>and Will and Grace And this is the first of

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<v Speaker 1>two episodes he's in. He comes back in season three,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm excited to see that one too. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get into it. We open in Michelle's room, where Joey, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jesse are blowing bubbles with Michelle all competing for

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<v Speaker 1>her attention. The boys are having a blast and don't

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<v Speaker 1>notice when Michelle quietly walks out of the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've had that app before. You get so

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<v Speaker 2>like into your kid toy that you're like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I should give this back to.

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<v Speaker 1>The kid, especially like Legos. I'm sure for you, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you just take over the Lego set.

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<v Speaker 2>And not just buy my own Lego set. Don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to share with anybody. I'm an only child at the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the day. I don't share this so true,

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<v Speaker 2>but I did. I was looking at them blowing all

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<v Speaker 2>of these bubbles indoors, and I was thinking, you are

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<v Speaker 2>just getting soap all over that carpet. Oh yeah, how

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<v Speaker 2>did Danny allow this? You know, maybe it was gonna hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he was going to like shampoo the carpet. So

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, let's just blow bubbles all over it and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll just you know, vacuum it.

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<v Speaker 1>O Oh, there you go. That's multitasking at it's finest. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So dj walks in with a smirk on her face.

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<v Speaker 1>She's wearing a repeat shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>That that's the weird one that you were like, is

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<v Speaker 2>he farmer chaps?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what's going on in this sweatshirt,

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<v Speaker 1>but yes, it's here a chaps one to beg more questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Still don't know what that is. So she watches the

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<v Speaker 1>guy's playing with bubbles, and then she raises her finger. Now, boys,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind you playing, but I sure hope you

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<v Speaker 1>finished your homework. Danny assures her, we finished our homework,

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<v Speaker 1>and they all go right back to their bubble blowing.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle's nowhere to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle's right, where'd she go? She's wandered off. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>at least you see the baby gate at the stairs now,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're like, Okay, she's not tumbling down the stairs

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<v Speaker 2>on her own. She's probably in Stepf's room.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, thank goodness, the baby gate is in evidence. Yes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So next we're in the Tanner's kitchen. Danny walks into

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen holding Michelle and his massive camcorder.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised he could hold both. Amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>This camcorder keeps making a this is a recurring character

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<v Speaker 1>at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I started going, is this was this why

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<v Speaker 2>Bob became sort of the natural choice of America's funniest

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<v Speaker 2>home videos because Danny Tanner was always like videoing the kids,

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<v Speaker 2>and it just sort of like people associated him with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, maybe that's something that I'm like piecing

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<v Speaker 2>together after but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I like that, I'll go with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we have seen Danny a lot with the at least.

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<v Speaker 1>Three times, maybe four times. He brought it to the

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<v Speaker 1>to the Christmas episode, he brought it on the plane

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<v Speaker 1>like he was annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that thing needed its own seat on that plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does workut, No, it exceeds the diameter. Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>So Danny sets down Michelle and instructs her to show

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<v Speaker 1>all of the viewers of Wake Up San Francisco how

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<v Speaker 1>she eats like a big girl.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like an og parenting influencer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, content, I need content. Let me use my

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<v Speaker 1>kid to do adorable things. Right. Michelle smiles and says alrighty,

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<v Speaker 1>and Danny says okay, now go to the table and action.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle goes straight for her rocking horse instead. Danny attempts

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<v Speaker 1>to direct her to the table while still recording, but

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle won't budge. Danny gives in, okay, fine, we'll make

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<v Speaker 1>it a Western. This is this really riveting content. I mean, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>do the Wake Up San Francisco viewers really want to

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<v Speaker 1>see a toddler crossing to a table. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>know the irony of saying this is that that's what

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<v Speaker 1>full House was built on for the next half you

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<v Speaker 1>seasons scene the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but I'm saying, like a talk show, but this

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<v Speaker 2>is just a precursor. It's you know, look for nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>eight shows top morning talk shows, but they got three

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<v Speaker 2>four hours to fill today's shows on and and a

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<v Speaker 2>week from now. It's I mean, you gotta have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of stuff to fill in there. So they're looking

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<v Speaker 2>for any cute, littoking, any money content.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, even Michelle eating like a big girl. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, then go for it, Danny. He plops her

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<v Speaker 1>on the horse, prompting can you say Yippi? I okaya,

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<v Speaker 1>and Michelle responds no. Just then Stephanie joyously walks into

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen with Harry. I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sarin he Everyone needs a hype man like Harry.

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<v Speaker 2>He is just always there to pump stuff up. And

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<v Speaker 2>I love like Nathan did such a great He just

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<v Speaker 2>had this smirk on his face all the time like

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<v Speaker 2>he was just great, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so, he's so easygoing and such a cheerleader for Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, such a cheerleader. And steph was like, I know

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<v Speaker 2>who's running this show, and he was like cool, great, awesome,

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<v Speaker 2>yep you are.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the perfect partner for Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 2>Really was really really was. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So Stephanie's carrying a hula hoop and she announces that

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<v Speaker 1>she did one hundred and three hula hoops at school today,

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<v Speaker 1>breaking the record, all right, Harry admires her and says

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<v Speaker 1>it was awesome. Stephanie starts to hula hoop for her dad,

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<v Speaker 1>but he is not paying attention. He says he's very

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<v Speaker 1>happy for her, but he's busy making a movie about

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<v Speaker 1>Steph's very adorable little sister.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Danny, that hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was just yeah. I was like, come on, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>like you have more than one child, you know, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's you know, but I guess in order

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<v Speaker 2>we're playing up why Stephanie is just feeling so lack

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<v Speaker 2>doubt and middle aged, middle aged but.

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<v Speaker 1>Well middle child child syndrome.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So Stephanie responds, Daddy, I can be adorable too, and

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<v Speaker 1>she starts to hula hoop again, with a huge smile

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<v Speaker 1>and even more enthusiast.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I said it, like a like

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<v Speaker 2>a lounge lizard singer or something like. I guess my

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<v Speaker 2>enthusiasm is that was a choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just hamming it up, Jody, Oh, yeah, hamming it up.

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<v Speaker 1>So Danny apologizing, apologizes, emphasizing that this tape is only

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<v Speaker 1>about Michelle, so he'll have to watch her later. Steph

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<v Speaker 1>is visibly hurt, by Danny's dismissal. Yeah, ouch, Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny, this you know, how rude?

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<v Speaker 1>How that deserves a how rude?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Next week, cut to Joey's room, Jesse is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with mister Dryer, promising him he'll have the Sweat

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<v Speaker 1>World Health Club jingle first thing tomorrow morning. Jesse tells

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<v Speaker 1>me a barrel of good ideas as he holds up

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<v Speaker 1>a trash can full of crumpled up notes. Joey starts

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<v Speaker 1>to throw the crumpled balls of paper at Jesse, prompting

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<v Speaker 1>him to say, oh, another great idea, just hit me.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse hangs out the phone and immediately starts to throw

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<v Speaker 1>handfuls of the crumpled paper back at Joey. Joey apologizes,

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<v Speaker 1>admitting he's just frustrated because they have to get this jingle.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they always have to do jingles in like a day?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that I mean? I feel like they're always or

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<v Speaker 2>is it just that they can't ever come up with

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<v Speaker 2>something and they only work well at the last minute.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like they're procrastinators, like they've waited till the

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<v Speaker 1>last minute, because you'd think they get more.

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<v Speaker 2>Not one to talk, because that's how I work best

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<v Speaker 2>as well. I just wondered if this was if that

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<v Speaker 2>was like a thing that happens in the world of

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<v Speaker 2>jingle writing that you get four hours emergency jingle that

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<v Speaker 2>I need now, stat Yeah, where's the pre planning? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, come on, guys, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>They just started writing jingles. The fact that they're selling

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<v Speaker 2>any is pretty remarkable. So true, give I'm sure?

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<v Speaker 1>So Jolly ponders, Okay, what is the problem. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>funny guy. It must be you. Jesse insists, this isn't

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<v Speaker 1>the time to start turning on each other. He acknowledges

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<v Speaker 1>how this particular jingle is taking a little extra time

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<v Speaker 1>because they are holding out for quality. He concludes, Now

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<v Speaker 1>check the trash again. Joey uncrumples a rap jingle they

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<v Speaker 1>did three days ago. They hated it before, but they

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<v Speaker 1>decided to give it another chance. The boys begin beat

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<v Speaker 1>boxing and I begin cringing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, yes it was. But here's what I will say.

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<v Speaker 2>When they started, I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was better than I thought it was going to

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<v Speaker 2>turn out. Okay, and that's all I happened. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't white as uncomfortable as I thought it would be,

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<v Speaker 2>but it was. I was expecting a like a like

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<v Speaker 2>a full body experience, and that wasn't quite that cringeworthy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just like, well, it didn't get worse as

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<v Speaker 1>it went.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they did it. It was great. We did it

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<v Speaker 2>and it It could have been a lot they could

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<v Speaker 2>have It could have been a lot more.

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<v Speaker 1>Could have been worse. Well, I will give John and

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<v Speaker 1>Dave credit. Like they sold it like they sold it.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. They sold it they it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was supposed to be terrible, So that was okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was supposed to be cringeworthy, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the actors did the act right, They did

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<v Speaker 1>their job.

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<v Speaker 2>They did it cringeworthy, but without it being like oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, without people turning the channel.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the right amount of cream. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So they end the jingle with great energy. The audience

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<v Speaker 1>roars and applause, and Jesse admits that stinks, with Joey

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<v Speaker 1>completely agree. Stephanie hops down the stairs with her hula hoop,

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<v Speaker 1>announcing that she broke the first grade record. She begins

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<v Speaker 1>her journey to one hundred and three hula hoops and

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<v Speaker 1>again Jesse and Joey are uninterested. Jesse gets up and

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<v Speaker 1>grabs the hula hoop, forcing her to stop. Joey says

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<v Speaker 1>they'll watch her do it later. Stephanie sighs. Later, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>beginning to hate that word, Jesse apologizes, explaining that he

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<v Speaker 1>and Joey are under tremendous pressure, which.

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<v Speaker 2>They had probably created themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, yes, but at least work is a better

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<v Speaker 1>excuse than Dan. I mean, I know Danny was working too.

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<v Speaker 2>But not being as adorable as your younger sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that was, you know, maybe a better excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>They could have been a little less dismissive of you, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Just then DJ walks in and asks the guys for

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<v Speaker 1>help with her science homework.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I just have to say, everyone in this episode

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<v Speaker 2>is wearing bang in sweaters. Just late eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Peewitch your metric. We got three D sweat.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a dog butt on the back of my sweatshirt.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like the dog on the front and then it's

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<v Speaker 2>just the dog tail and back legs on the back

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<v Speaker 2>of me.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like Clifford the Red Dog is who it looks.

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<v Speaker 2>It does look a little bit like that. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a Scottie. Ah, it's a red Scottie dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Scotty Scottie dogs. Why would they so popular?

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the Scottie dogs. This is yeah the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But but yeah, everyone was wearing really epic sweaters.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, and is this the one DJ's wearing. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's I couldn't identify who was on her sweater?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a bell hop?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a bell.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like a bell bell. That's such a

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<v Speaker 1>random character to have on a sweater. But okay it

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<v Speaker 1>was it was Ladies nine who cared?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely unique.

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<v Speaker 2>You could put anything on a sweater and someone would

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<v Speaker 2>wear it in the late ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So Stephanie tells DJ, sorry, you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>wait till later. Uncle Jesse and Joey are under tremendous pressure,

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<v Speaker 1>but DJ begs she has to build some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>homemade thingy so she's able to drop an egg from

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<v Speaker 1>two stories without breaking it, and it's due tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember doing this with Zoe.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my kids having to build the egg drop.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, and it was much like this, where it was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>it's due when you know, like tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do kids do this?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>This is universal. They all wait till the last minute,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're like, ah, and you got to go

0:22:28.520 --> 0:22:31.640
<v Speaker 1>to the store and the thing because.

0:22:31.400 --> 0:22:34.240
<v Speaker 2>Everybody else is there panic buying something yet yeah.

0:22:34.119 --> 0:22:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, all in the same boat. So this gets

0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Jesse's attention, and he asks why her teacher only gave

0:22:40.960 --> 0:22:43.879
<v Speaker 1>her one day to do it. DJ explains how she

0:22:43.960 --> 0:22:45.879
<v Speaker 1>was given a little more than a day, maybe a

0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:50.960
<v Speaker 1>day or two or twenty mm hmm. Jesse asks why

0:22:51.000 --> 0:22:54.560
<v Speaker 1>she waited until the last minute, and DJ corrects him, Technically,

0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:57.520
<v Speaker 1>the last minute isn't until eight fifty nine tomorrow morning.

0:22:57.720 --> 0:23:00.239
<v Speaker 2>This is like having an argument with my kids. This

0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:02.520
<v Speaker 2>is so relatable, and I've literally said the same thing,

0:23:02.520 --> 0:23:06.000
<v Speaker 2>like you should think about law school. You're great, You're

0:23:06.040 --> 0:23:07.920
<v Speaker 2>just great at coming up with rebuttals.

0:23:08.480 --> 0:23:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Yep, it's very good argumentatives. Oh yeah, I think I

0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:16.120
<v Speaker 1>said the law school thing too. So DJ tells them

0:23:16.160 --> 0:23:18.720
<v Speaker 1>that if she fails this science project, she won't get

0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 1>out of the sixth grade. She runs over to Joey,

0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:23.840
<v Speaker 1>leaning her head on his shoulder and begs for help.

0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:27.200
<v Speaker 1>Joey gives in and Jesse mocks, oh, sure, go right

0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:31.760
<v Speaker 1>to mister softy. Jesse insists he needs Joey's concentration to

0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:33.639
<v Speaker 1>help write a good jingle, and they need to do

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:38.040
<v Speaker 1>it right now. After very minimal thinking, Jesse caves, let's

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:38.680
<v Speaker 1>help the kid.

0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:41.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the procrastinators. I was gonna say, they don't

0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:43.320
<v Speaker 2>want to do their thing either, So it's just a

0:23:43.440 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 2>chain of procrastination.

0:23:45.560 --> 0:23:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, procrastinators helping procrastinators. Yeah, later though later yes.

0:23:53.000 --> 0:23:58.399
<v Speaker 2>Sure, sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So a few months later, we're in the kitchen. Stephanie

0:24:04.200 --> 0:24:06.879
<v Speaker 1>is hula hooping in the kitchen and is almost to

0:24:06.960 --> 0:24:10.720
<v Speaker 1>her record when DJ bumps into her on her one

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:15.240
<v Speaker 1>hundred and second spin. That was like such an older sibling,

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:16.720
<v Speaker 1>things would have.

0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:19.879
<v Speaker 2>Been thrown were it not full house, you know what

0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:23.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that would have been that would have been reason.

0:24:23.720 --> 0:24:26.159
<v Speaker 1>For the kids to attack each other. I'm sure, so petty,

0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:27.919
<v Speaker 1>so petty. So do you think DJ did it on

0:24:27.960 --> 0:24:29.480
<v Speaker 1>purpose or you think it was an accident?

0:24:29.680 --> 0:24:32.399
<v Speaker 2>It seemed sort of like an accident. But I also

0:24:32.520 --> 0:24:36.200
<v Speaker 2>feel like, having seen how sibling dynamics played out, there

0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:38.960
<v Speaker 2>are a lot of accidents that happened in my house

0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:44.080
<v Speaker 2>where you're like, I've watched you trip them. No, my foot.

0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:45.560
<v Speaker 2>I just I don't know it happened.

0:24:45.640 --> 0:24:49.360
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, yeah, god's a lot of rewriting.

0:24:49.640 --> 0:24:51.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, going on all the time. We were like that

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 2>was intentional? No was it?

0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:53.240
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Was And you're like, I can't prove it, but I

0:24:54.800 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 2>know it.

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:56.159
<v Speaker 1>I just know it.

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:58.080
<v Speaker 2>So I think I think that's one of those can't

0:24:58.119 --> 0:24:58.680
<v Speaker 2>prove it, but I know.

0:24:58.880 --> 0:25:02.440
<v Speaker 1>DJ apologizes, sorry, Steph, but you happen to be hooping

0:25:02.600 --> 0:25:06.880
<v Speaker 1>in my laboratory. Joey and Jesse begin gathering supplies around

0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:11.800
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen for DJ's egg drop. Jesse suggests a suitcase

0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:15.800
<v Speaker 1>full of cotton. DJ reads out loud, rule number twenty six,

0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:20.480
<v Speaker 1>no suitcases full of cotton. Stephanie emphasizes to Jesse that

0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 1>they told her they were too busy to play, but

0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:26.120
<v Speaker 1>now they're playing with DJ, so unfair.

0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:26.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 1>Jesse explains that they aren't playing. It's for school, and

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:33.920
<v Speaker 1>DJ chimes in this happens to be a sixth grade

0:25:33.960 --> 0:25:40.119
<v Speaker 1>science project. Stephanie looks at DJ and sarcastically comments, well,

0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:44.399
<v Speaker 1>pina rows on your nose, there we go. It's the

0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:45.240
<v Speaker 1>first one, right.

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 2>At the first pin row. I think that is the

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:47.360
<v Speaker 2>first pinaros.

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:48.920
<v Speaker 1>That's the first prose on your nose.

0:25:49.400 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 2>That was Steph's kind.

0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:56.439
<v Speaker 1>Of alt yeah uh cat catchphrase nose yeah yeah, and

0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:59.520
<v Speaker 1>you delivered it so great. It was so funny. How

0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and I see you start to break a little bit,

0:26:01.920 --> 0:26:04.320
<v Speaker 1>like you know you're funny, You knew just how funny

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:04.560
<v Speaker 1>you were.

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, I thought it was so hard, not like jokes

0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.399
<v Speaker 2>were funny. They made me laugh, And it was like,

0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:10.919
<v Speaker 2>and you know, being the brain that I have, it

0:26:11.000 --> 0:26:12.480
<v Speaker 2>was like there was part of me that was doing

0:26:12.480 --> 0:26:14.280
<v Speaker 2>the thing, and then the other part was like watching,

0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:16.320
<v Speaker 2>and then you're like, no, no, no, don't I have

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:18.159
<v Speaker 2>to be all in, all inside.

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, stay in the moment.

0:26:19.280 --> 0:26:21.439
<v Speaker 2>Stay in the moment, stay in the moment. Yeah, but no,

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:23.200
<v Speaker 2>it was you know, when you get a huge laugh

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:27.840
<v Speaker 2>from an audience at five years old, Oh better, there's

0:26:27.840 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 2>nothing better like it. Actually, I'm always impressed when kids

0:26:30.720 --> 0:26:33.320
<v Speaker 2>don't break because think about a kid in a classroom

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:35.600
<v Speaker 2>cracking jokes that you know, that's what they want. They

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:38.119
<v Speaker 2>love it, it makes them laugh. But like you gotta

0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:39.960
<v Speaker 2>just say the joke and keep going.

0:26:40.000 --> 0:26:42.199
<v Speaker 1>Keep going. It's a skill. It's definitely a skill that

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:44.440
<v Speaker 1>you have to practice. Yeah, be good.

0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:46.440
<v Speaker 2>I still laugh at my own jokes. It's not I

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:48.160
<v Speaker 2>haven't learned that skill yet.

0:26:50.480 --> 0:26:53.920
<v Speaker 1>So DJ remarks with some attitude, you're just too young

0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 1>to understand, and Steph sadly walks away.

0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:01.200
<v Speaker 2>And with her bad perm. Steph and her bad perm.

0:27:01.280 --> 0:27:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was you're a little frizzy, you're a.

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 2>Little you know what happened? That was when I had

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:08.960
<v Speaker 2>permed my hair and we it got left in too long.

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:13.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and it like legit fried my hair and

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:15.479
<v Speaker 2>I don't think my hair ever quite recovered after that.

0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:18.440
<v Speaker 1>Really, it was particularly long, and it.

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Was particularly like, Yeah, I think that was one of

0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 2>the it was a like a oh no, oh, you

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 2>know when you leave that perm stuff on your head. Yeah.

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:29.040
<v Speaker 2>I think it was like an extra fifteen minutes or something.

0:27:29.720 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, yeah, yes, that was the last of my perms.

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:33.720
<v Speaker 1>It's a good thing.

0:27:33.720 --> 0:27:34.880
<v Speaker 2>You were cute and my hair.

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Rip Jody's hair.

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:38.440 --> 0:27:40.480
<v Speaker 1>So Joey Waltz is over to the table with a

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:43.880
<v Speaker 1>great idea for the science project. We put the egg

0:27:44.000 --> 0:27:48.159
<v Speaker 1>inside Nature's perfect shock absorber, a twinkie.

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Made by nature, made by nature, made by nature. Yeah,

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:54.600
<v Speaker 2>nothing unnatural about a twinkie, that's for sure. No, nothing, nothing.

0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Hard but you know what, though they tasted better in

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:56.320
<v Speaker 1>the eighties.

0:27:56.080 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 2>I'll give them that. Honkeys were delicious in the eighties. Now, yeah,

0:27:59.280 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 2>it tastes like glass.

0:28:00.440 --> 0:28:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh. I haven't had a Twinkie in so long.

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:05.320
<v Speaker 2>I had one. Remember with the Great Debacle when the

0:28:05.359 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 2>Twinkies they went away and they were like, oh my god,

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:09.359
<v Speaker 2>there's no more Twinkies, and right, so I was like,

0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:11.120
<v Speaker 2>I haven't had a Twinkie in year. So I when

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:13.120
<v Speaker 2>they came back, I bought one, and I was like.

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay, this tastes like crap.

0:28:15.000 --> 0:28:19.080
<v Speaker 2>It tastes it was not it is not the Twinkie

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 2>of my youth.

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Say that that's disappointing. I mean I'm sure it was.

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean like two percent healthier without any of the like.

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:28.360
<v Speaker 2>No, two percent less healthy. I'm sure it was like

0:28:28.520 --> 0:28:31.200
<v Speaker 2>it was they just made it with like corn syrup

0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:33.119
<v Speaker 2>instead of actual sugar or something.

0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's well, that's a bummer tweets, you know, not that.

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 2>No, if Twinkies wants to sponsor this podcast, nothing against you, guys.

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:47.240
<v Speaker 1>I was just saying, yeah, true, Twinkies were a critical

0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:50.960
<v Speaker 1>part of your childhood in the eighties, no doubt. So

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Joey takes a bite of the Twinkie, puts the egg

0:28:53.160 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 1>inside and let's her rip. The egg splatters all over

0:28:57.080 --> 0:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>the table. Stephanie turns around and questions, and I'm too

0:29:01.040 --> 0:29:04.120
<v Speaker 1>young for this, she sh and she.

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:09.120
<v Speaker 2>Leaves great delivery with my lisp and my like crossbite.

0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 2>So much of that the way that I spoke was

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 2>because my I had the crossbite with my jaw, so

0:29:14.640 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 2>my jaw just naturally goes over to the side to

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:19.680
<v Speaker 2>say my essays. It still does that a little bit.

0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well, hey, that's it added. It added a

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:25.120
<v Speaker 1>lot of spice to your delivery.

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 2>It's a speech therapy, yeah, she sh it was like

0:29:28.120 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 2>out of the side of my mouth. Yeah.

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:34.200
<v Speaker 1>So in the living room, Michelle has headphones and a

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:38.200
<v Speaker 1>cassette player strapped to her waist as she dances and

0:29:38.240 --> 0:29:39.800
<v Speaker 1>sings la la la, la la.

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:43.000
<v Speaker 2>What song is she singing? What are you listening? Whatever

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Adria could get her to just there was probably nothing.

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:48.080
<v Speaker 2>It was probably she was like, put this on your

0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:48.640
<v Speaker 2>head and say.

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:50.680
<v Speaker 1>La la la la la. Yeah, put that little walkman,

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:51.760
<v Speaker 1>the cassette player.

0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like that with a cord and then the

0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:57.560
<v Speaker 2>crappy little foam headlones.

0:29:57.520 --> 0:30:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Crappy, foam things where you can hear everything except song

0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 1>that you're trying to listen to. Oh man, I miss

0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 1>those things.

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Those we're not noise canceling.

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>No. Danny sits on the entryway steps filming her, and

0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 1>steph walks right in front of the camera and interrupts, Okay, daddy,

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:14.640
<v Speaker 1>it's later.

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Danny tells her that Michelle was just singing the cutest

0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:22.640
<v Speaker 1>little song, and Stephanie says, I learned a new song

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 1>in school today, and she starts to sing. I write

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 1>the songs.

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:29.400
<v Speaker 2>By the great, wonderful Barry Manilow, Barry Manilo, who I've

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:30.280
<v Speaker 2>seen in concert.

0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I will tell you you have.

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Did he sing I write this not necessarily my Yes,

0:30:35.480 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>he did actually, and I was like, oh yeah, like

0:30:38.240 --> 0:30:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I say, isn't necessarily my choice to go see Barry Manilo,

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 2>But I don't regret it. He was pretty pretty impressive.

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:47.120
<v Speaker 2>That's just not a Verry Manilow fan. Oh.

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:49.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean he went against your will, but you appreciate it.

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:51.239
<v Speaker 2>But I appreciate Yeah, he was great. I mean this

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:54.320
<v Speaker 2>is fifteen years ago, but anyway, Okay, Yeah, I write

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.080
<v Speaker 2>the songs that make the whole.

0:30:57.280 --> 0:30:58.959
<v Speaker 1>You were very good at this, very good at this.

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Why are they teaching that song in first grade? Though?

0:31:03.120 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, that's a really odd choice. It's because

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>our writer.

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:09.400
<v Speaker 2>I think that's because they were, like, no, make it

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 2>the weirdest thing possible. Why wouldn't a first heard her

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:14.160
<v Speaker 2>be singing Barry manelo. Hey, it's full house logic, right,

0:31:14.160 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 2>And even Danny has a good joke about it.

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:18.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he says, as happy as I am to hear

0:31:18.040 --> 0:31:21.160
<v Speaker 1>that the public schools are keeping that song alive. I

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:23.040
<v Speaker 1>really have to get some footage of Michelle singing her

0:31:23.080 --> 0:31:26.760
<v Speaker 1>little song. Steph looks at Michelle and sighs, you think

0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 1>you're so cute. Michelle responds, don't worry, be happy.

0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's what she was listening to.

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:37.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe, yeah, the Bobby McFerrin l L LA.

0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry, that's what you're singing. Yeah, be happy. That's

0:31:40.320 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 2>what I'm gonna go with.

0:31:41.240 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that works. That works, and Stephanie admits, oh, no,

0:31:45.320 --> 0:31:50.600
<v Speaker 1>you are so cute and she walks away sadly. So

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:53.840
<v Speaker 1>up in DJ and Stephanie's room, Steph is standing in

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>her room singing, I write the songs in her toy.

0:31:56.960 --> 0:32:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Microphone Carrie hookey for one, like, which is a very

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 2>Japanese way to do it, very okly for one. But yeah,

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:12.720
<v Speaker 2>yeah it's really a sad child. Yeah, I really My

0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:13.400
<v Speaker 2>heart broke for her.

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you were just ignored by every single person in

0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 1>the house. Yeah, I felt for her too. So she

0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 1>sighs and says, sorry, mister Bear, my heart is just

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:26.200
<v Speaker 1>not in it. She gets into bed and hugs him,

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:29.960
<v Speaker 1>mentioning he's probably more interested in DJ and Michelle just

0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 1>like everyone else. Stephanie realizes that nobody cares what she does.

0:32:36.080 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>We see a dissolve and we hear a musical cue

0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>that signals it's going into a dream sequence.

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Right, several dream sequence is coming.

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh I love this. Nothing like a full house dream sequence. Yeah,

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:49.600
<v Speaker 1>to just get this.

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 2>And Steph had several dream sequences throughout the UH, throughout

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:57.680
<v Speaker 2>the years. There was this one, there's the big dancing episode.

0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:01.680
<v Speaker 2>There's a there's another one too somewhere that's like Steph's

0:33:01.760 --> 0:33:06.480
<v Speaker 2>dream sequence. Yeah. Oh, Steph has very vivid, very vivid imagination.

0:33:06.600 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got stunts, you got costume, like, you got

0:33:09.440 --> 0:33:13.600
<v Speaker 1>everything in these dreams. Yeah. So in this dream sequence,

0:33:13.680 --> 0:33:17.280
<v Speaker 1>we see Danny, Joey and Jesse hovering over Michelle telling

0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 1>her how great she is. When Stephanie walks in wearing

0:33:22.160 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 1>a pink astronaut suit, I was wear that.

0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Now, I want a pink astronaut. Can you I would

0:33:31.400 --> 0:33:34.840
<v Speaker 2>totally rock a pink astronaut onesie like that. You would?

0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:40.120
<v Speaker 2>You really absolutely would wear that. Would wear a I

0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 2>mean minus the helmet maybe, although with my proclivity for

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:46.480
<v Speaker 2>falling down it could be helpful, but like I would

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:49.440
<v Speaker 2>so wear that. And I remember going for the fittings

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:49.680
<v Speaker 2>for that.

0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tell me, tell me my God was like.

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 2>Like I just remember, like I didn't like having the

0:33:55.880 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 2>helmet on my head. Helmets make me kind of weirdly claustrophobic,

0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I can, but it was like big enough that

0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 2>it was okay, and it was just like a regular

0:34:03.520 --> 0:34:05.720
<v Speaker 2>like white helmet that they then put like the pink

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 2>like the padding and all the stuff around it and

0:34:07.640 --> 0:34:12.640
<v Speaker 2>my little antenna yeah, the antennas. Yeah, and uh but yeah,

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:15.000
<v Speaker 2>I remember going for the fitting because they basically like

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:18.960
<v Speaker 2>made a little flight suit for they had to construct

0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:21.600
<v Speaker 2>construct me in a flight suit, and then it was

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:24.480
<v Speaker 2>like I think there were like uh snow boots, like

0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:28.000
<v Speaker 2>pink snow boots basically was what these were. Okay, yeah,

0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 2>and it was. And the gloves were like I think

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:33.799
<v Speaker 2>they were like hockey gloves or something. They just spray

0:34:33.880 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 2>painted pink and it was so hot. It was so

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:38.280
<v Speaker 2>hot that costume.

0:34:38.400 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and you got to wear it for this

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:41.280
<v Speaker 1>whole dream.

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Seat right, for the whole dream sequents. And and then

0:34:43.560 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 2>of course they had to do a special fitting because

0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 2>it had a harness that I had to wear underneath

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:52.200
<v Speaker 2>the suit, which was, like we've talked about it before,

0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:54.640
<v Speaker 2>the weird harness sort of thing is like a like

0:34:54.680 --> 0:34:56.800
<v Speaker 2>one of those plastic swing things that you see for babies.

0:34:56.840 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 2>You kind of step into that, but then it's you know,

0:34:58.440 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 2>you got to run the cords through the thing to

0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:02.719
<v Speaker 2>your back and all this stuff. So yeah, it was

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 2>quite a contraption to have to wear it underneath. And

0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 2>then with the with the full spacesuit on.

0:35:11.040 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 1>They just they loved putting you in harnesses and like

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:15.600
<v Speaker 1>flying you across the rooms.

0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you have fly just flinger around the room. Yeah,

0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 2>it's how many times I've flown through that set that time.

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Then in Fuller and they didn't use it. Yeah, yeah,

0:35:25.000 --> 0:35:30.359
<v Speaker 2>they didn't use it. I don't use yeah, yeah, but

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.279
<v Speaker 2>I loved it. I was like, this is great, I

0:35:32.320 --> 0:35:33.920
<v Speaker 2>got to do something. I was so excited.

0:35:34.320 --> 0:35:36.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got to do a stunt like you could

0:35:36.360 --> 0:35:38.080
<v Speaker 1>have earned your stunt card after.

0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:39.959
<v Speaker 2>That, because they certainly won't let you do it now.

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:43.920
<v Speaker 2>But I mean maybe if you're like, you know, an adult.

0:35:43.719 --> 0:35:46.360
<v Speaker 1>They will. But yeah, but they would not put child.

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Left drown on on a hovering children of eight feet

0:35:49.200 --> 0:35:49.799
<v Speaker 2>above the ground.

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:53.760
<v Speaker 1>These days, the standards and practices have changed. Yeah, nineteen

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 1>eighty nine.

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:56.399
<v Speaker 2>But I'm so glad I got to do it because

0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:56.879
<v Speaker 2>it was fun.

0:35:57.360 --> 0:35:59.920
<v Speaker 1>It was this is just this, this whole scene is

0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:05.040
<v Speaker 1>so freaking amazing. I loved it. So Stephanie announces that

0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:08.080
<v Speaker 1>she has just returned from Mars, where she was the

0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 1>first kid in space.

0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I went first.

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:18.920
<v Speaker 1>This is so impressive. Mars Baby, Mars baby, and without looking,

0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Danny halfheartedly says, oh that's nice, honey, wipe your feet. Danny, Joey,

0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:28.000
<v Speaker 1>and Jesse focus their attention back on Michelle, all pulling

0:36:28.040 --> 0:36:33.240
<v Speaker 1>out massive camcorders to tape her rights. Just an army

0:36:33.239 --> 0:36:38.200
<v Speaker 1>of camcorders is aggressive, Yeah, Danny exclaims, she did it.

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:43.839
<v Speaker 1>She blinked, and they all gush in unison, she's so cute, like.

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 2>This is so annoying that, which really is what it

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:47.880
<v Speaker 2>takes to an older sibling when you're like, oh my,

0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:49.960
<v Speaker 2>you just breathed and everything's cute.

0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:54.239
<v Speaker 1>Everyone's falling all over themselves for right, the easiest thing

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:59.279
<v Speaker 1>to accomplish. Yep, it's so funny. So Stephanie walks over

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:02.760
<v Speaker 1>and asks if anyone heard her say she went to Mars.

0:37:03.640 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Jesse dismissively waves his hand at her, saying later. He

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:10.880
<v Speaker 1>then asks Joey to tell Michelle what she's won for

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:14.799
<v Speaker 1>being so cute and adorable. Joey uses his announcer voice

0:37:14.880 --> 0:37:18.799
<v Speaker 1>to say, well, Jess cute, adorable, blinking, Michelle has one

0:37:19.320 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie's bike, and Jesse pulls out Steph's pink bike from

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:28.760
<v Speaker 1>around the couch. This is so this like my bike,

0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 1>your bike that you worked so hard you sold all

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:32.399
<v Speaker 1>of those?

0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:35.520
<v Speaker 2>Is this the Is this the one that? I?

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I think? So, I don't know, Yeah, let's.

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Go with that thing.

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you worked hard?

0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:41.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, No, that was that was the earlier bike. Then,

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 2>I think, wasn't there another bike? I think we've had several.

0:37:43.400 --> 0:37:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Bikes any ridden you've ridden a bike.

0:37:45.960 --> 0:37:48.759
<v Speaker 2>The bike in it was very important to Steph and

0:37:48.880 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 2>Michelle is not big enough to even ride it. So no, no,

0:37:52.640 --> 0:37:55.359
<v Speaker 2>she's still riding those plastic that's the that's the point, right.

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:58.319
<v Speaker 2>So that's how Steph is seeing. Everything is like everyone

0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 2>hates me. Everyone everyone is it's everyone is.

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Such an exaggerated scene, it's so funny. So Stephanie shouts

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:11.799
<v Speaker 1>my bike, and Michelle declares my bike. Stephanie reiterates how

0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:15.280
<v Speaker 1>she just got back from Mars, asking what do I get?

0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:18.240
<v Speaker 1>The doorbell rings and the guys respond get the door.

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Steph opens the front door and a red carpet rolls

0:38:21.960 --> 0:38:25.120
<v Speaker 1>out while a trumpet plays. She thinks it's all for

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 1>her and then gets a rude awakening when DJ struts in.

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:33.240
<v Speaker 1>DJ shoes her aside, get off my rug NERD Bomber,

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 1>and the guys all shout in unison, DJ jumping up

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:40.400
<v Speaker 1>to greet her with a crown, a cape and a

0:38:40.440 --> 0:38:44.680
<v Speaker 1>wand Stephanie asks what she did to deserve the praise,

0:38:44.800 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 1>and DJ proudly announces I went to the mailbox and

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 1>got the mail. Wow. Wow. Stephanie tries to gain some

0:38:53.280 --> 0:38:57.360
<v Speaker 1>attention showing everyone how she learned to float after traveling

0:38:57.440 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 1>to Mars. Yeah, and she floats to the top of

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:01.960
<v Speaker 1>the sets.

0:39:02.680 --> 0:39:05.920
<v Speaker 2>I sapped my little wings, flat your flings, and then

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:06.839
<v Speaker 2>I flew. Yeah.

0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I just I love that you They weren't even trying

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:11.359
<v Speaker 1>to hide the wires like you can see them, though

0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:12.680
<v Speaker 1>they were, But that's.

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Just as that was. I mean, what were you gonna do?

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 2>They were trying to hide the wires, but at some

0:39:17.120 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 2>point you just go like ew, yeah, that's probably why

0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:23.840
<v Speaker 2>there were those two little antenna there. Oh just sort

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 2>of look maybe cover I don't know.

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:30.280
<v Speaker 1>To kind of cover up the wires there. Yeah, yeah, okay,

0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll take that. But it was just this is so

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:36.480
<v Speaker 1>this is peak eighties, peak eighties sitcom stuff right here.

0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:36.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:37.520 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 1>So distracted by DJ, the men all guide DJ to

0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:43.520
<v Speaker 1>the couch and ask her about her trip to the mailbox.

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Jesse compliments talk about guts. DJ nods her head and

0:39:48.040 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 1>says it was scary, guys, there were cracks in the sidewalk.

0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie is meanwhile flapping her arms, flying above her family,

0:39:57.320 --> 0:40:02.759
<v Speaker 1>shouting you who appear and it's flying and nobody looks up,

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:06.040
<v Speaker 1>nobody cares. Nobody cares.

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:06.719
<v Speaker 2>At all.

0:40:07.719 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Jesse tells DJ it's time to get her party started.

0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Patrick Swayzee is in there and he wants the first dance.

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:18.719
<v Speaker 1>DJ happily states I love being the firstborn, and they

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:21.799
<v Speaker 1>all head for the kitchen while Steph remains floating in

0:40:21.880 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 1>the air. It so rude. Oh, this is just the greatest.

0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Just hanging around, just hanging around, hanging around.

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:36.839
<v Speaker 1>So Danny finally acknowledges Steph, asking, oh hey, while you're

0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:38.960
<v Speaker 1>up there, could you dust the top of the mantle.

0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.760
<v Speaker 1>He throws her a rag and disappears into the kitchen.

0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie sways back and forth in the air and sadly responds,

0:40:46.280 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 1>how rude. It's you know, they called for a how rude?

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:54.000
<v Speaker 2>That definitely no. That was such a funny scene though,

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:57.759
<v Speaker 2>and like the everybody just hit the tone perfect with

0:40:57.920 --> 0:41:01.560
<v Speaker 2>the guys and DJ and Mischie Shell all playing this

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:04.399
<v Speaker 2>sort of over exaggerated version of like what Stephanie sees

0:41:04.440 --> 0:41:04.759
<v Speaker 2>in her head.

0:41:04.800 --> 0:41:07.840
<v Speaker 1>It was really funny, it was. It was so creative,

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:10.120
<v Speaker 1>It was well written and well acted. You're right, ye

0:41:10.160 --> 0:41:12.359
<v Speaker 1>had you had to make it just sarcastic and just

0:41:12.520 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 1>over exaggerated enough, right so that you know, it's this

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:18.560
<v Speaker 1>isn't real. It's a dream sequence exactly in case you

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:24.879
<v Speaker 1>mean right the music. So we dissolved back to present

0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 1>day Stephanie laying on her bed with mister Bear. How

0:41:29.120 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 1>very rude, she says as she shakes her head. Harry

0:41:33.760 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 1>knocks on the door and walks in cheerfully with his camera.

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:39.319
<v Speaker 1>He greets her high chief. I want to get a

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:41.480
<v Speaker 1>picture of you and your hoop for my scrap book.

0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Like Harry, I just love this guy, like he's making

0:41:45.280 --> 0:41:48.480
<v Speaker 1>the only one giving you attention. Wants a picture of

0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:50.200
<v Speaker 1>you for his scrap book.

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I beat the record, Thanks Harry.

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:56.120
<v Speaker 1>He's the only proud of you. And oh, I just

0:41:56.200 --> 0:41:59.000
<v Speaker 1>everyone needs a Harry. You know, when Harry finds someone

0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:01.360
<v Speaker 1>who looks at you the way Harry he looks at Stephanie. True,

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:04.440
<v Speaker 1>So Stephanie gives him like a half of a smile

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:07.839
<v Speaker 1>and he snaps the picture. Steph tells him he's the

0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:10.880
<v Speaker 1>only one who cares about her. He reassures her that

0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:15.520
<v Speaker 1>her family cares, but Stephanie disagrees. DJ is the oldest

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 1>and Michelle is the cutest, and I'm nothing. Steph's sighs,

0:42:20.239 --> 0:42:22.879
<v Speaker 1>wishing she could move out, but she says she's stuck

0:42:22.920 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 1>there until she gets married. Harry admits tough break, and

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:32.960
<v Speaker 1>then Stephanie gets a realization. Unless you marry me, Harry

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:36.440
<v Speaker 1>gets a big smile on his face. Marry you. I'm

0:42:36.480 --> 0:42:40.000
<v Speaker 1>not even allowed to cross a street. It's so sweet.

0:42:41.280 --> 0:42:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Steph responds, married people are allowed, and this gets Harry's attention.

0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.160
<v Speaker 1>He shrugs, Okay, I'll marry you.

0:42:48.600 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 2>Hey for crossing the street privileges. Basically, I mean it's

0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:55.239
<v Speaker 2>almost like a green card to a child, you know, Yes,

0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:57.760
<v Speaker 2>like I need a green card to live in this country.

0:42:57.800 --> 0:42:59.319
<v Speaker 2>I need to be married so I can cross the street.

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 1>It's right, that makes perfect sense. Yes, that is. That's

0:43:03.239 --> 0:43:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the incentive for Harry, is he just wants across the street.

0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:07.720
<v Speaker 2>I just want across the street by myself.

0:43:09.080 --> 0:43:11.920
<v Speaker 1>So Stephanie tells him he has to propose, because a

0:43:11.960 --> 0:43:15.680
<v Speaker 1>girl waits her whole life for this moment. She throws

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:17.359
<v Speaker 1>a pillow on the ground and tells him to get

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:21.120
<v Speaker 1>down on one knee. He applied. He obliges, okay, chief,

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:24.080
<v Speaker 1>and once he's down, he tells her, I can see

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:29.920
<v Speaker 1>up your nose. Such a kid thing to say, Stephanie

0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:34.200
<v Speaker 1>says Harry, this is supposed to be romantic. He apologizes,

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:37.600
<v Speaker 1>and then he corrects himself. I can see up your nose, darling.

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:42.839
<v Speaker 1>Steph insists that they get married today. She'll call their

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:44.640
<v Speaker 1>friends and they'll get a house so they won't have

0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:46.400
<v Speaker 1>to put up with DJ and Michelle anymore.

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Great, I'm solved.

0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie is a problem solver and and I appreciate that

0:43:52.480 --> 0:43:57.080
<v Speaker 1>about her. She announces, I'll be Stephanie Takeyama and Harry

0:43:57.120 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 1>grins and I'll be Harry Tanner and they shake on it.

0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 1>What a progressive relationship.

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:06.719
<v Speaker 2>And I like that. Incredibly progressive. They stare. Harry and

0:44:06.719 --> 0:44:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Staff really set the tone for what for like, relationship goals.

0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they are, they are goals.

0:44:13.080 --> 0:44:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Supportive. He lets her live her dream. She's like, here's

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:20.359
<v Speaker 2>how we're doing it. He's like, all right, whatever you need. Chief, Like,

0:44:20.440 --> 0:44:21.239
<v Speaker 2>it's just they haven't.

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:25.280
<v Speaker 1>He takes her last name like a great, it's perfect,

0:44:25.600 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>it's such it were prostype man. Yeah, it's so so

0:44:29.360 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 1>good relationship goals, like you said.

0:44:31.360 --> 0:44:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:44:40.080 --> 0:44:43.800
<v Speaker 1>So next we cut to the living room, where DJ,

0:44:43.960 --> 0:44:45.799
<v Speaker 1>Jesse and Joey are at the top of the living

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:49.160
<v Speaker 1>room stairs with her big prototype. This is the first

0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:51.799
<v Speaker 1>time we've shot a scene like up there in that

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:52.560
<v Speaker 1>little I.

0:44:52.480 --> 0:44:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Think there's maybe been like like a shot up there,

0:44:55.040 --> 0:44:57.279
<v Speaker 2>but it's not it's not a great angle, so it's

0:44:57.320 --> 0:45:01.840
<v Speaker 2>not something that you like to shoot often, and you

0:45:01.920 --> 0:45:04.719
<v Speaker 2>probably as a director, you'd have to push your cameras

0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:07.080
<v Speaker 2>into the stage, so then you'd have to reset and

0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:08.280
<v Speaker 2>do all that stuff to Cuney.

0:45:08.800 --> 0:45:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I remember them moving the furniture out of the

0:45:11.640 --> 0:45:13.879
<v Speaker 1>way so they could push the cameras inside the set,

0:45:13.920 --> 0:45:16.319
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, that's just tedious, So I can see why

0:45:16.360 --> 0:45:18.840
<v Speaker 1>they didn't shoot up there all the time. So the

0:45:18.840 --> 0:45:22.560
<v Speaker 1>egg is resting in between a tinker toy frame nestled

0:45:22.560 --> 0:45:26.520
<v Speaker 1>in one of Michelle's booties. Joey begins the countdown, starting

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:30.280
<v Speaker 1>at one hundred, but Jesse begs him to stop. Huh,

0:45:30.320 --> 0:45:33.520
<v Speaker 1>and Joey restarts at five. Just as the egg is

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:37.000
<v Speaker 1>being dropped, the doorbell rings. Danny shouts he'll get it,

0:45:37.120 --> 0:45:40.120
<v Speaker 1>and right on time, dj drops the tinker toy frame.

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:42.799
<v Speaker 1>It hits the floor and bounces the egg in the air,

0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:47.239
<v Speaker 1>which Danny catches and breaks with his hands. How many

0:45:47.320 --> 0:45:49.160
<v Speaker 1>times did they have to do this like? That?

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Is right? I was looking at I was like, how

0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:54.239
<v Speaker 2>did they shoot? Like, there's it's definitely broken up into

0:45:54.280 --> 0:45:56.680
<v Speaker 2>a couple of shots. But him catching the egg and

0:45:56.719 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 2>squeezing it was yeah, that was that was good. I

0:45:59.080 --> 0:46:02.080
<v Speaker 2>bet someone was laying on the ground and like throwing

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:03.920
<v Speaker 2>the egg up so that he could catch it.

0:46:04.000 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, yeah, because eggs don't bounce in that even

0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:08.880
<v Speaker 1>with that tinker toy situation.

0:46:09.040 --> 0:46:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, because it was not you can't rely on that.

0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I bet someone was laying down there, yeah,

0:46:13.680 --> 0:46:14.439
<v Speaker 1>throwing him the egg.

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:15.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

0:46:15.719 --> 0:46:18.800
<v Speaker 1>So DJ opens the front door and we see Stephanie's friends.

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:21.759
<v Speaker 1>They're here for the wedding. DJ directs them to the

0:46:21.760 --> 0:46:24.839
<v Speaker 1>backyard and Joey and Jesse watch as a whole line

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 1>of kids walk past them. Joey asks who they are,

0:46:28.320 --> 0:46:32.560
<v Speaker 1>and Jesse jokes that's dopey, sneezy, blanky, et cetera, et cetera.

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:36.959
<v Speaker 2>Where how okay, again with just how did they get here?

0:46:37.200 --> 0:46:38.080
<v Speaker 2>They all take a bus.

0:46:38.120 --> 0:46:41.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the parents who drove them.

0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:44.160
<v Speaker 2>They came across the street. But they can all drive here.

0:46:45.400 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, it feels like it's been pretty quick, you man.

0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Steph just rallied up twenty kids like, hey, I need

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 2>you in my backyard now, and they are on it. Yeah, dressed,

0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:59.360
<v Speaker 2>ready to go, and there in my Miami vice outfit.

0:46:59.400 --> 0:47:02.919
<v Speaker 2>Hold on please, I mean, and the one kid's got

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:05.840
<v Speaker 2>a caller. Well, he says his dad's a minister, so

0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:06.640
<v Speaker 2>he probably borrowed up.

0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:09.480
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so he dressed the part. Yeah, but they

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:11.879
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think, how do the kids get there? How

0:47:11.880 --> 0:47:13.440
<v Speaker 1>did the kids get there at all? Coordinated?

0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 2>I will say one thing that the Tanners know how

0:47:16.080 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 2>to do well is throw an impromptu backyard wedding.

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:21.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they do better.

0:47:21.800 --> 0:47:25.479
<v Speaker 2>We're like, oh easy, cake, twenty people and an entire

0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:26.880
<v Speaker 2>party in the backyard. Done.

0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's like no problem, no problem, no no

0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:33.880
<v Speaker 1>lead time necessary, just instant, just an instant party in

0:47:33.880 --> 0:47:34.439
<v Speaker 1>the back yard.

0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:38.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really was. I was surprised that all these

0:47:38.920 --> 0:47:39.560
<v Speaker 2>kids showed up.

0:47:39.680 --> 0:47:42.120
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Steph is a mover and a shaker, and I

0:47:42.160 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 1>love that about her. So dj tells the guys that

0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:47.400
<v Speaker 1>they have to go back to the drawing board for

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:49.799
<v Speaker 1>her experiment, but Jesse tells her they got to work

0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:53.240
<v Speaker 1>on the jingle. Joey suggests they try slowing it down,

0:47:53.440 --> 0:47:56.520
<v Speaker 1>and Jesse assumes he's talking about the jingle. Joey puts

0:47:56.560 --> 0:47:58.640
<v Speaker 1>his hand over Jesse's mouth when he tries to sing

0:47:58.680 --> 0:48:03.040
<v Speaker 1>a Sinatra type ballad, telling him to stop. Joey explains

0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:06.200
<v Speaker 1>that he thinks a handkerchief will work as a parachute

0:48:06.280 --> 0:48:09.239
<v Speaker 1>for the egg. He follows DJ upstairs to try it,

0:48:09.560 --> 0:48:13.160
<v Speaker 1>and this leaves Jesse by himself announcing, well, our careers

0:48:13.160 --> 0:48:15.480
<v Speaker 1>are over, but we're going to pass sixth grade science.

0:48:15.960 --> 0:48:17.839
<v Speaker 1>Wait up, the prastinators are.

0:48:17.719 --> 0:48:21.799
<v Speaker 2>Still Science is hard, you know, it's it is.

0:48:22.160 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know.

0:48:23.200 --> 0:48:25.359
<v Speaker 2>All these things seemed easy until you give it twenty

0:48:25.400 --> 0:48:26.600
<v Speaker 2>five years and then you go back and try to

0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 2>do it again.

0:48:27.400 --> 0:48:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not so easy. So now we are in the

0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:35.640
<v Speaker 1>backyard this infamous wedding scene. Oh man, when I say,

0:48:35.680 --> 0:48:38.640
<v Speaker 1>I was excited to watch this. All the kids are

0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:40.360
<v Speaker 1>outside mingling before the wedding.

0:48:40.640 --> 0:48:41.520
<v Speaker 2>Cocktail hour one.

0:48:41.800 --> 0:48:45.000
<v Speaker 1>It's right, it's the cocktail hour. There's no past or dervs,

0:48:45.000 --> 0:48:48.200
<v Speaker 1>but that's right. One of the friends is going to

0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 1>be the officiant because his dad is a minister, and

0:48:51.719 --> 0:48:55.520
<v Speaker 1>he addresses the group of kids music. The kids all

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:57.080
<v Speaker 1>start to play their kazoos.

0:48:57.320 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Where did they get to kazoos? Did they all have kazoos.

0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Who's handing out the kazoos? A thirty zoos in the

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Tanner household.

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I just assume Steph like has a wedding planner,

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:11.680
<v Speaker 1>who had, you know, arranged for for twenty kazoos to

0:49:11.719 --> 0:49:14.319
<v Speaker 1>be cast out? You know, that's it's you.

0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Know what, you know, you know who got those kazoos?

0:49:16.920 --> 0:49:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Harry.

0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:20.160
<v Speaker 2>Harry got those cazozos because Steph said she wanted it.

0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 2>And he was like, don't worry, Chief, I got you.

0:49:22.440 --> 0:49:25.040
<v Speaker 1>And so he just kept walking, not crossing streets, but

0:49:25.120 --> 0:49:27.120
<v Speaker 1>just kept walking like in a circle to find.

0:49:27.000 --> 0:49:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Just Ken's walking right, if you just kept making a

0:49:29.520 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 2>big enough right, he kind of could make progress looping around.

0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he is the best partner. Oh man, So Stephanie

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:41.440
<v Speaker 1>walks down the aisle dressed in a poofy white dress

0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:45.640
<v Speaker 1>carrying red roses. You are so adorable in your tights,

0:49:45.880 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 1>hit and.

0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:48.680
<v Speaker 2>You're thank you, And I think those were Actually they're

0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:53.879
<v Speaker 2>not roses. They are they're pogonias, and they're pulled out

0:49:53.920 --> 0:49:56.759
<v Speaker 2>of one of the they're like supposed to look like

0:49:56.800 --> 0:49:58.800
<v Speaker 2>they're out of one of the pots in the backyard.

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, that's great, that's hysterical.

0:50:02.280 --> 0:50:04.840
<v Speaker 2>They're just kind of leafy like yeah.

0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:07.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, okay, they're not yeahs structured as a bouquet.

0:50:08.040 --> 0:50:10.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we didn't have the budget nor the time

0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:11.560
<v Speaker 2>to get to the florist.

0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:14.440
<v Speaker 1>So had to make do. I had to make do.

0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:16.840
<v Speaker 1>And I love that. Your train is a roll of

0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:20.160
<v Speaker 1>parchment paper like this is this is genius. This is

0:50:20.200 --> 0:50:20.680
<v Speaker 1>so crazy.

0:50:20.719 --> 0:50:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Steph is like she's on it. She's like, I need

0:50:22.880 --> 0:50:25.359
<v Speaker 2>a train. I know where I can get one.

0:50:25.640 --> 0:50:28.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Steph has been picturing this wedding for her whole life.

0:50:28.800 --> 0:50:33.160
<v Speaker 2>And the girl holding the train is Alison Richmond.

0:50:33.239 --> 0:50:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Keith r, a D's daughter, So you know, yes, oh

0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:40.680
<v Speaker 1>that's so great. I love that, you know, just Builton friends.

0:50:40.280 --> 0:50:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I didn't notice if Jamie and or Hillary were

0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:47.879
<v Speaker 2>in there. I don't think they were because I wasn't

0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:51.320
<v Speaker 2>directing them. Joelden direct this episode, so probably not, but probably.

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Not, but Allison was. That's great. So the officiant begins

0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:58.320
<v Speaker 1>the ceremony. We are gathered here today to join Stephanie

0:50:58.360 --> 0:51:03.359
<v Speaker 1>and Harry in Holy Match Triss Money. That is the best.

0:51:03.560 --> 0:51:05.719
<v Speaker 1>These little kiddims are so great.

0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:09.360
<v Speaker 2>There's so great. Yeah, Holy Mattress Money that makes sense.

0:51:09.840 --> 0:51:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Harry references this very line in thirty years later in

0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Fuller House, when you guys have that scene, he references

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Holy Mattress money. Yeah, h full circle. It's so amazing, Harry.

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you take Stephanie and Harry shrugs, I'll take her anywhere,

0:51:27.080 --> 0:51:29.120
<v Speaker 1>because after we're married, we can cross the street.

0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They we can hang a left wherever we want.

0:51:34.800 --> 0:51:36.040
<v Speaker 1>They're going to travel the world.

0:51:36.120 --> 0:51:38.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, crossing a cross street, crossing all the streets.

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Then it's time for the wedding bows. Not the bows,

0:51:43.640 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 1>but bows. I was like, yes, Harry turns to steph bowing,

0:51:50.080 --> 0:51:52.480
<v Speaker 1>and then Stephanie gives him a little curtsy.

0:51:53.400 --> 0:51:56.040
<v Speaker 2>So great, very respectful. I'm pretty sure that that was

0:51:56.080 --> 0:51:57.680
<v Speaker 2>something they did in like medieval times you had to

0:51:57.680 --> 0:52:00.600
<v Speaker 2>bow at. Yeah. It was taking about.

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Custom and very custom, the deep traditions right back when

0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:08.080
<v Speaker 1>you like, there was no like you had not kissed

0:52:08.239 --> 0:52:10.800
<v Speaker 1>the groom before your wedding day, Like there.

0:52:10.719 --> 0:52:15.439
<v Speaker 2>Was no they hadn't hadn't even seen me, the veil,

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:17.360
<v Speaker 2>didn't even know, never met me.

0:52:17.520 --> 0:52:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm telling you this is a progressive relationship. Yep.

0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 1>As for the ring, Harry pulls out a stick on

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:29.520
<v Speaker 1>tattoo of Scooby Doo and he puts it on STEP's hand.

0:52:29.880 --> 0:52:34.680
<v Speaker 2>That's I mean, that's really as official as anything that.

0:52:34.760 --> 0:52:37.640
<v Speaker 1>If that doesn't scream love, I don't know what does

0:52:37.760 --> 0:52:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean.

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:40.719
<v Speaker 2>If you're like, this is this is the thing that

0:52:40.800 --> 0:52:45.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm absolutely one hundred percent is my commitment, then Scooby

0:52:45.239 --> 0:52:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Doo tattoo it you know.

0:52:46.719 --> 0:52:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that threw me. I thought he was pulling out

0:52:49.000 --> 0:52:51.200
<v Speaker 1>a box of cracker Jacks out of his pocket.

0:52:51.280 --> 0:52:54.080
<v Speaker 2>It was, but there wasn't a ring in it. It

0:52:54.120 --> 0:52:56.279
<v Speaker 2>was That was sort of the joke was did you

0:52:56.320 --> 0:52:59.320
<v Speaker 2>get a ring? I was like, well, no, the tattoo

0:52:59.320 --> 0:53:02.799
<v Speaker 2>tattoo instead. It would have been it would have been

0:53:02.840 --> 0:53:04.680
<v Speaker 2>too perfect if there would have been a plastic ring.

0:53:05.280 --> 0:53:11.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, tattoo is perfect. Perfect. Yeah, Steph loves her tattoo,

0:53:11.800 --> 0:53:14.480
<v Speaker 1>showing the group of friends as they all to.

0:53:17.200 --> 0:53:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Steph's first tattoo.

0:53:19.200 --> 0:53:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh dear right, this is where it all began.

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:25.560
<v Speaker 2>This is where yeah, well, so many things, yeah.

0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Weddings, tattoos, yeah, all of it.

0:53:27.120 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Backyard. Yeah.

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:31.799
<v Speaker 1>The officiant pronounces them man and wife and says you

0:53:31.880 --> 0:53:35.040
<v Speaker 1>may kiss the bride. Stephan Harry look at each other

0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:39.880
<v Speaker 1>saying ew. The boy tells them if you don't kiss,

0:53:40.000 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 1>you're not really married. Steph sticks out her hand and

0:53:43.719 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 1>shields her eyes. Harry gives her a peck on the hand,

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:49.800
<v Speaker 1>and Steph admits he's not a bad kisser.

0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:53.080
<v Speaker 2>I think I remember being really embarrassed to have to

0:53:53.120 --> 0:53:55.360
<v Speaker 2>say that line because it was very much in the

0:53:55.600 --> 0:53:58.640
<v Speaker 2>like you ick, So saying like he's not.

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:02.600
<v Speaker 1>A bad kiss her was like embarrassing and embarrassing. Yeah,

0:54:02.640 --> 0:54:06.640
<v Speaker 1>oh man, that's that's it was. It came off so

0:54:07.040 --> 0:54:08.680
<v Speaker 1>adorable this whole scene.

0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:13.000
<v Speaker 2>This you've gotten married in the backyard twice. I didn't

0:54:13.040 --> 0:54:14.200
<v Speaker 2>even think about that.

0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:16.719
<v Speaker 1>You've been married twice in the backyard. Neither time did

0:54:16.800 --> 0:54:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Danny walk you down the aisle.

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's because of this episode, because obviously Danny doesn't

0:54:21.160 --> 0:54:23.839
<v Speaker 2>like me, obviously because I'm noticing, right, So that's what

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:26.000
<v Speaker 2>it is. This is just a through Yeah, yeah, a

0:54:26.080 --> 0:54:29.000
<v Speaker 2>through line, really long storyline all the way through.

0:54:30.360 --> 0:54:32.880
<v Speaker 1>So true. And I got to say, I wish you

0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:34.880
<v Speaker 1>had stayed with Harry. He's a much better fit for

0:54:34.920 --> 0:54:37.680
<v Speaker 1>you than Jimmy Gibbler. And I say that as Jimmy Gibbler's.

0:54:37.280 --> 0:54:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Sister said that I know, I know Harry was a

0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:42.240
<v Speaker 2>better fit. Yeah.

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:44.759
<v Speaker 1>So we go back to the living room. At the

0:54:44.800 --> 0:54:48.080
<v Speaker 1>top of the stairs, DJ is there with her egg

0:54:48.320 --> 0:54:53.560
<v Speaker 1>safely in a parachute. She drops it and it works. Jesse, Joey,

0:54:53.600 --> 0:54:57.000
<v Speaker 1>and DJ all cheer in excitement. DJ thanks them, saying

0:54:57.040 --> 0:55:01.520
<v Speaker 1>they're geniuses. Joey responds, quoting Edison, and genius is one

0:55:01.560 --> 0:55:07.160
<v Speaker 1>percent inspiration and ninety nine percent perspiration. DJ doesn't quite

0:55:07.200 --> 0:55:10.319
<v Speaker 1>follow this, and Jesse simplifies it. If you don't sweat it,

0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:17.800
<v Speaker 1>you don't get it, and suddenly they have their jingle. Yay. Finally,

0:55:18.560 --> 0:55:20.759
<v Speaker 1>the procrastination seemed to be.

0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Very Just throw an egg off a balcony and suddenly

0:55:23.320 --> 0:55:24.160
<v Speaker 2>ideas come to you.

0:55:24.320 --> 0:55:28.040
<v Speaker 1>It comes to you. Danny walks into the living room

0:55:28.080 --> 0:55:31.320
<v Speaker 1>backwards as he continues to film Michelle on her plastic

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:35.520
<v Speaker 1>wheeling pony. Stephanie walks in with Harry around her arm

0:55:35.560 --> 0:55:39.840
<v Speaker 1>and announces I was married this afternoon. Harry looks at

0:55:39.920 --> 0:55:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Danny and smiles, Hi, Dad, I laughed so hard at

0:55:44.920 --> 0:55:45.400
<v Speaker 1>that line.

0:55:45.640 --> 0:55:47.440
<v Speaker 2>The way he delivered it was perfect.

0:55:47.840 --> 0:55:49.680
<v Speaker 1>It was so innocent.

0:55:49.880 --> 0:55:50.120
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:55:50.239 --> 0:55:53.080
<v Speaker 1>He's so thrilled that Danny is now his father in law.

0:55:53.080 --> 0:55:58.120
<v Speaker 1>He's been waiting for this moment. Stephanie says goodbye to

0:55:58.160 --> 0:56:01.160
<v Speaker 1>her family, adding that it's been a rate six years.

0:56:01.680 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 1>She turns to her husband and decides it's time to

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:07.200
<v Speaker 1>go house hunting. Yeah, but Harry says no because he

0:56:07.200 --> 0:56:10.400
<v Speaker 1>has to go home. What I know, Steph Chase is

0:56:10.440 --> 0:56:12.239
<v Speaker 1>after him, but he says he has to go home

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:17.360
<v Speaker 1>because it's meat loaf night. How rude, right, leaving you

0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:18.320
<v Speaker 1>a bride alone?

0:56:18.480 --> 0:56:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Kick her while she's down? You know, it's just you.

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Can't even get Harry to stay on your wedding night. Yeah. Wow,

0:56:25.320 --> 0:56:27.400
<v Speaker 1>of course, Stephanie.

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Be pretty damn delicious.

0:56:28.680 --> 0:56:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, hey, I wouldn't miss meat loaf night either.

0:56:33.360 --> 0:56:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie turns around and complains that nobody wants her. Danny

0:56:38.280 --> 0:56:42.080
<v Speaker 1>reassures her that the family does want her. Steph tells

0:56:42.160 --> 0:56:44.440
<v Speaker 1>him that no one cared when she broke the hula

0:56:44.480 --> 0:56:49.120
<v Speaker 1>hoop record or when she went to Mars. Everyone begins

0:56:49.120 --> 0:56:52.600
<v Speaker 1>to apologize to steph but she refuses to accept, as

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:56.480
<v Speaker 1>she will always be stuck in the middle. Danny and

0:56:56.560 --> 0:56:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Jesse help her realize that, hey, the middle isn't so

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:02.800
<v Speaker 1>bad like ay sandwich or the center of an Oreo.

0:57:03.160 --> 0:57:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I would have given I would have given peeb and

0:57:05.239 --> 0:57:08.520
<v Speaker 2>j as the sandwich, not baloney. Maybe it's just because

0:57:08.560 --> 0:57:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not a fan of bolooney.

0:57:09.960 --> 0:57:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, bolooney is the weirdest of all the processes.

0:57:12.520 --> 0:57:14.719
<v Speaker 2>I feel like being compared to a slice of bolooney

0:57:15.440 --> 0:57:18.320
<v Speaker 2>is not it's kind of it's not the well, it's

0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:20.080
<v Speaker 2>not the it's not the hype up.

0:57:20.840 --> 0:57:22.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not as classic as Peebe and Joy.

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I've been roasted turkey breast in the middle of two,

0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:25.960
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean.

0:57:26.120 --> 0:57:27.080
<v Speaker 1>That would be Yeah.

0:57:27.160 --> 0:57:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Blooney kind of feels like mah.

0:57:29.240 --> 0:57:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Blooney feels very eighties, late eighties though, you know, it's like,

0:57:32.640 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 1>well it was very I don't know what's in it. Yeah,

0:57:34.840 --> 0:57:37.280
<v Speaker 1>you know that these were the times. Yeah, got a

0:57:37.280 --> 0:57:41.320
<v Speaker 1>blooney sandwich. So they also mentioned that Steph is the

0:57:41.360 --> 0:57:43.920
<v Speaker 1>only one in the family who has a big sister

0:57:44.360 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 1>and a little sister. DJ chimes in that she's getting

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.520
<v Speaker 1>depressed now so far, I'm the soggy part of the

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:53.000
<v Speaker 1>sandwich and the throwaway part of the cookie.

0:57:53.680 --> 0:57:54.880
<v Speaker 2>At least she's not bolooney.

0:57:55.440 --> 0:57:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true, a good point. Danny pulls Steph aside

0:57:59.400 --> 0:58:01.680
<v Speaker 1>to make sure she comes to him the next time

0:58:01.800 --> 0:58:05.560
<v Speaker 1>she feels left out. Steph doesn't know about this husband

0:58:05.640 --> 0:58:09.280
<v Speaker 1>thing either, admitting one whiff of their mom's meat loaf

0:58:09.320 --> 0:58:10.480
<v Speaker 1>and they're gone.

0:58:10.600 --> 0:58:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Steph, do I got some things to tell you?

0:58:15.280 --> 0:58:17.160
<v Speaker 1>If those are her standards at age?

0:58:17.680 --> 0:58:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:58:20.600 --> 0:58:24.600
<v Speaker 1>Uh. Steph gives hugs all around, and Danny pulls out

0:58:24.640 --> 0:58:27.520
<v Speaker 1>his video recorder to film Steph singing I write the

0:58:27.560 --> 0:58:31.560
<v Speaker 1>songs while hula hooping, and Michelle covers her ears, which

0:58:31.800 --> 0:58:32.160
<v Speaker 1>which I.

0:58:32.080 --> 0:58:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Don't know if she meant to do that or if, like,

0:58:34.120 --> 0:58:35.720
<v Speaker 2>if that was in the script. It probably was just

0:58:36.000 --> 0:58:38.680
<v Speaker 2>a toddler thing where you start singing and they're like stop.

0:58:38.880 --> 0:58:42.360
<v Speaker 2>They're like it's like a Pavlovian response, right, They're like, oh,

0:58:42.400 --> 0:58:44.280
<v Speaker 2>I just stop doing that because they've learned no.

0:58:44.600 --> 0:58:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:58:44.800 --> 0:58:45.800
<v Speaker 2>It was very funny, though.

0:58:45.760 --> 0:58:49.960
<v Speaker 1>It was like Michelle's perfectly timed. Yeah, Michelle's just fed

0:58:50.040 --> 0:58:50.920
<v Speaker 1>up with the Tanners.

0:58:50.960 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 2>It was just a very crazy, like toddler thing to do.

0:58:53.360 --> 0:58:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Like all the family's doing something and you know, two

0:58:55.480 --> 0:58:56.480
<v Speaker 2>three year old is just like.

0:58:56.520 --> 0:59:00.320
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not doing this. She's not she's not here

0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:00.600
<v Speaker 1>for that.

0:59:00.840 --> 0:59:03.000
<v Speaker 2>I will say this this episode, maybe one of hula

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<v Speaker 2>hoop again?

0:59:04.040 --> 0:59:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Did it?

0:59:04.520 --> 0:59:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Now?

0:59:05.520 --> 0:59:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Is that a skill you had to learn for this episode?

0:59:08.280 --> 0:59:12.240
<v Speaker 2>Or was I was? I was adept at hula hooping.

0:59:12.240 --> 0:59:15.280
<v Speaker 2>I could do you know, multi multiple huloop excuse me

0:59:15.280 --> 0:59:17.200
<v Speaker 2>a hiccup. I could do multiple hula hoops.

0:59:18.160 --> 0:59:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Nice. Oh wow, okay, so you.

0:59:19.560 --> 0:59:22.600
<v Speaker 2>Were I mean I was not like one of those

0:59:22.720 --> 0:59:25.600
<v Speaker 2>you know disolay people with like five hundred that's like

0:59:25.640 --> 0:59:27.280
<v Speaker 2>doing the whole thing on my body now. But I

0:59:27.280 --> 0:59:29.240
<v Speaker 2>could do like four or five of them and keep

0:59:29.240 --> 0:59:32.520
<v Speaker 2>them going for a little bit, you know, few revelations.

0:59:32.880 --> 0:59:34.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how it would be now. My friend

0:59:35.880 --> 0:59:37.680
<v Speaker 2>uh had a hula hoop, but it was like one

0:59:37.680 --> 0:59:42.280
<v Speaker 2>of the big weighted ones and there were there. It's

0:59:42.320 --> 0:59:47.560
<v Speaker 2>a lot, but man, my abs were great. Yeah, that's

0:59:47.560 --> 0:59:49.880
<v Speaker 2>a good workout. When you're five, you know, six, you

0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:53.080
<v Speaker 2>don't appreciate just how easy it is to hula hoop. Yeah,

0:59:53.120 --> 1:00:00.240
<v Speaker 2>and then realized successful and you get older, right right yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my back hurts, My back urts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And such a cute episode, Such a cute episode.

1:00:07.200 --> 1:00:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I loved the storyline for you and the stunts you

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<v Speaker 1>got to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just this was a really fun episode for Steph.

1:00:14.240 --> 1:00:16.720
<v Speaker 2>I enjoyed this one. I enjoyed filming it when I

1:00:16.760 --> 1:00:20.720
<v Speaker 2>was a kid because you know, again it was costumes

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<v Speaker 2>and stunts and hula hooping and you know, all kinds

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<v Speaker 2>of wild and crazy things and that I loved doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was exciting and fun and something different all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was I definitely remember being in that

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<v Speaker 2>harness and there were a couple times where I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is really uncomfortable, Like it like not did not

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<v Speaker 2>feel great to be hanging in uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Because all your weight goes against the harness, so it kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of probably the little crease in your legs there. It

1:00:49.880 --> 1:00:55.080
<v Speaker 2>just like, yeah, not not particularly fun, but again glad

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<v Speaker 2>I was able to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how long they kept you in that

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<v Speaker 1>harness or there were there like rules again of how

1:01:00.400 --> 1:01:04.160
<v Speaker 1>long kids could be in harvestiness, right, I mean, and

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<v Speaker 1>then they got to pull you down.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean, I don't know. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>the rules are for suspending children in the air and

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<v Speaker 2>how long you're allowed to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there wasn't a handbook for that.

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<v Speaker 2>There wasn't. I'm sure there was back then, but now

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a big no, right, but don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it was like sure, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, just don't fling them around too hard, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>after twenty minutes take them out.

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<v Speaker 1>And make sure they're still briefing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, but no, it was very fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I love to do it, so I loved it. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you have any everywhere you looks?

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<v Speaker 2>This episode did have an everywhere you look go for it?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me, so, my everywhere you look this episode it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of it's small, but it's something I noticed.

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<v Speaker 2>So in the scene where they're in Joey's room and

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<v Speaker 2>they're in the basement, if you look at the shelf

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<v Speaker 2>behind Joey's bed, there's like a Laurel and Hardy statue

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<v Speaker 2>and there's like pink panther or whatever. Well there's a bear.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a blue bear in an aviator outfit. And I

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<v Speaker 2>think it was supposed to be like like Howard Hughes

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<v Speaker 2>bear like that was. It had the navy beard of

1:02:17.240 --> 1:02:21.120
<v Speaker 2>glasses and the leather jacket and the whole thing. But

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<v Speaker 2>that bear is from the same company, and if you

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<v Speaker 2>actually look at him, it's the same shape, head and

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<v Speaker 2>bear and everything as mister Bear. It was the American

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<v Speaker 2>Bear Company very popular, and that was I think the

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<v Speaker 2>Howard Hughes they did, you know again the bears of

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<v Speaker 2>like fame. There was like a maryln momro bear and

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<v Speaker 2>a you know, Humphrey Bear gart and which.

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<v Speaker 1>Was, Yeah, there's an Eronstein Bear a site. There's an

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<v Speaker 1>eronstite with the hair. But I wondered if it was

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<v Speaker 1>the same because I'm like, that looks kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>mister Bear, but it's not mister Bear.

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<v Speaker 2>So that the same company. Apparently we had a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of those bears.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. I wonder if they're still made today or.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably American Bear Company. I don't know, they might be.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a few I've had, like the whole Little

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<v Speaker 2>Muffy collection. They were like these little small bears that yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, yeah, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>But that was where you look was the was the

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<v Speaker 2>the distant cousin of mister Bear is in Joey's room.

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<v Speaker 1>His cousins. His cousins are all cousins downstairs in Joey's room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's so sweet. Yeah, I do have one. I

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<v Speaker 1>noticed the bears that was one of them. And then

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<v Speaker 1>my other one is just I can't get past these parrots,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Joey's room has three parrots in it, Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>still the one upstairs in the alcove, but in Joey's room,

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<v Speaker 1>you got the framed picture of a parrot in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>The in the mirror by the way, and one shot

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<v Speaker 2>I see it right over his shoulder.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, so it looks like even more than one

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<v Speaker 1>parrot in the bathroom, the parrot that hangs over his bed.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there's a plush parrot over on the bookshelf.

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<v Speaker 1>It might be a two can it was a two kilt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's two baby. Maybe Joe he was just a

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<v Speaker 2>really big fan of the Tiki room at Disneyland.

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<v Speaker 1>That must be it. There we go. You know he

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<v Speaker 1>liked those doll whips, those doll Yeah, grab a dole

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<v Speaker 1>whip go in the Tiki room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>That must have been it, because he'd yeah, they're definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>We asked Jeff for like, what's with all the parrots,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeff's like, I don't know. That's a limb.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's probably bright colorful, looks good in amongst

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<v Speaker 2>things in the background.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good contrast to all the blue.

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<v Speaker 2>And It's also incredibly random to have parrot things in

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<v Speaker 2>your house, and Joey Gladstone is nothing if not random,

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<v Speaker 2>so I feel like it was kind of picking up.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Give him something weird a parrot?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not throw a two can on the shelf? Sure,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, and Howard Hughes, Bear and Einstein, just all

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<v Speaker 1>of it, all of it. It's gotta love Joey's room.

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<v Speaker 1>His room was always ripe with everywhere you look, oh

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<v Speaker 1>for suressed for sure, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel like it changed every week. Well, thank you so

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<v Speaker 2>much everybody for joining us for another fun episode of

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<v Speaker 2>how Rude. Tanner Rito's this was This was one of

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite episodes. I'm very excited to get to it

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<v Speaker 2>because I had a lot of fun memories doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>us at Howard podcast at gmail dot com. But most importantly,

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<v Speaker 2>the world is small.

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<v Speaker 1>But the house is full.

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<v Speaker 2>Nailed it, nailed it. And the world's especially small if

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<v Speaker 2>you have to make right turns because you can't cross

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<v Speaker 2>the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, their world was very very small.

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<v Speaker 2>Their world was a block, so just one now anyway,