Speaker 1: Andrea Barber, Hello, Joe, I've missed you.
Speaker 2: I've missed you too. I feel like it's been a
Speaker 2: while since we've uh, since we've potted together.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean last week, but it still feels
Speaker 1: like it feels like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I know it was last week. It feels like it's
Speaker 2: been seven I don't know what like it does. It
Speaker 2: feels like it's a.
Speaker 1: Whole Yeah, like in dog years, it's years.
Speaker 2: It's been forever, right, And I get to see you
Speaker 2: in person next weekend. Now, of course not when this
Speaker 2: air is it will be it will be later. But
Speaker 2: but next weekend we're going to Nice.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm happy we're traveling together.
Speaker 2: And I feel like we're gonna have to document some
Speaker 2: of this of our travels along.
Speaker 1: The way for sure, because you never know what's going
Speaker 1: to happen when we're traveling.
Speaker 2: I mean, last time, you wore the you know, the
Speaker 2: Bob sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, and we found another yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, hey, maybe, and then you
Speaker 2: were like, oh yeah, maybe next time I get.
Speaker 1: To the airport, I won't do that. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: We met our we met the we met the fan
Speaker 2: who who was like, oh my god, I had that
Speaker 2: same sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: You couldn't write that stuff.
Speaker 2: That was hilarious.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so I've been dying to talk to you
Speaker 1: about this. Last time we recorded an episode, we were
Speaker 1: in Canada and I was getting ready to do my colonoscopy. Right,
Speaker 1: how did I survived? I survived my colonoscopy medically, it
Speaker 1: was perfect, like textbook, got the all clear.
Speaker 2: But it's not a fun experience from what I hear.
Speaker 1: Well, no, and I thought it was fine, like all
Speaker 1: the prep and everything was fine. But what I didn't
Speaker 1: what I didn't think about, was getting recognized in a
Speaker 1: colonoscopy center and then on the colonoscopy table.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that yeah, I like that. That's always fun
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd never mind being recognized out in public,
Speaker 1: but then.
Speaker 2: Like when someone's about to, you know, performing camera up
Speaker 2: your butt. Yeah, there's times when you're like, maybe let's
Speaker 2: just pretend like you don't know me.
Speaker 1: Like everyone's like, I want to I want to go
Speaker 1: to Hollywood and be famous, and I'm like, no, you don't, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, it sounds fun and it sounds amazing, but
Speaker 1: you don't think about when you're lying on a colonoscopy
Speaker 1: table with your bare ass hanging out of the gown
Speaker 1: right and the antithes y'allo is just is like, don't
Speaker 1: I know you from full House? And I was like, uh, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, how do you handle those moments?
Speaker 2: You know? I had that. Do you remember when we
Speaker 2: were doing Fuller and I was really sick and they
Speaker 2: had to drive me over to Urgent Care to get
Speaker 2: a shot in my butt, to get like one of
Speaker 2: those whatever vitamin shots that they give you to basically
Speaker 2: just make you be able to get through the day
Speaker 2: because I was losing my voice and everything. The same
Speaker 2: thing happened. I was like in the room and I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, you know one sheek so I like pulling.
Speaker 2: He's like, my wife's never gonna believe who I you
Speaker 2: know that I would. I'm thinking, I'm I'm.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure it's a hip of violation.
Speaker 2: You're telling your wife that I can't but whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it's those are the things, yeah, that you don't think
Speaker 2: about and uh and that apparently other people don't think
Speaker 2: about either, And whether or not if the situation were reversed,
Speaker 2: would you want someone well?
Speaker 1: And I felt bad because well, I got recognized three
Speaker 1: times that day, a record. So first it was by
Speaker 1: another patient in the waiting room and he asked for
Speaker 1: a selfie and I was like, okay, well, no, right,
Speaker 1: And I don't want to be like the mean person.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like, oh, that Andrea Barber,
Speaker 1: she's so stuck up. But no, and that's why I
Speaker 1: told him. I'm like, I'm just not comfortable.
Speaker 2: Boundaries are okay, It's okay to have boundaries. It's okay, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to balance my boundaries with
Speaker 1: not wanting to disappoint what is probably the only time
Speaker 1: I'm going to meet this fan, so.
Speaker 2: Though, you know, like come on, like again, it's and
Speaker 2: I get people. We are so excited and happy to
Speaker 2: meet people, but not when not on an operating table
Speaker 2: with this you know what I mean, with your butt
Speaker 2: hanging out, It's not That's not how I want to
Speaker 2: meet anyone. Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It's it's yes, boundaries, It's it's good to set boundaries.
Speaker 1: And I guess as long as you're nice. I was
Speaker 1: nice about it, and I was just like, I'm just
Speaker 1: not comfortable doing it here, right, because what is this
Speaker 1: guy gonna if you want, what is he going to
Speaker 1: tell his friends that he needs to start with Andrea
Speaker 1: Barber right before she got a probe stuck up her butt? No, like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't that's the story.
Speaker 2: That's the story.
Speaker 1: It's going to be the story story. I mean no, no,
Speaker 1: But then you know when the Annison, you just think.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. He's still going to tell that story.
Speaker 2: He's just not going to have visual proof of it.
Speaker 2: So so this is no that like.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make me feel any better. That doesn't make
Speaker 1: me feel like you can't prove it.
Speaker 2: People can be like you're a liar, and he'd be like, no, no,
Speaker 2: you don't have photo evidence. So guess what it doesn't
Speaker 2: you don't know?
Speaker 1: Right? Well, that's true.
Speaker 2: No, but he's still going to tell that story.
Speaker 1: If you told him you.
Speaker 2: Ran into someone your colonoscopy, wouldn't you be like, dude,
Speaker 2: you'll never believe what.
Speaker 1: I saw today. That's it's like the start of a
Speaker 1: bad joke.
Speaker 2: Or a good one. I don't know how it ends. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well I just.
Speaker 1: Have to trust that the doctors, you know, or they're
Speaker 1: going to keep it private. And like the doctor who like, do.
Speaker 2: You think they're post your colonoscopy video online and be like,
Speaker 2: this is Andrew.
Speaker 1: But what if they take it? What if they take
Speaker 1: it home to their spouse? Like You'll never guess who's
Speaker 1: ass I put a camera up to days Kimmy Gibbler
Speaker 1: from Full Home.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they will. I'm sure they will. This is
Speaker 2: that's human, that's human name Like that makes.
Speaker 1: Me create like that makes me feel weird because I'm
Speaker 1: so grateful to people who are willing to do these
Speaker 1: jobs that are saving lives. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: I'm like, just I don't I just don't need to
Speaker 1: know that you're a fan of the show in this circumstance,
Speaker 1: right maybe after it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe when I come back for like a follow up,
Speaker 2: you know, where I'm not doing this or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I'm clothed properly, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I you know again, I think it's
Speaker 2: just sometimes in excitement, people don't often think like, Hey,
Speaker 2: if I were on the other side of this, would
Speaker 2: this be something I'd want someone to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I get it. I totally get it. I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: But I and I still think we haven't quite come out.
Speaker 1: Of our lack of social skills after COVID.
Speaker 2: I think that just really we really damaged ourselves as
Speaker 2: a as people, and we just don't know how to
Speaker 2: be anymore. Yeah, people don't know how people in a
Speaker 2: in a train.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in social grade, there's no such thing or social
Speaker 1: grain together though, because we're all yeah, we all are.
Speaker 2: Losing our minds. Yeah yeah, doctor Seuss poem.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so I'm glad you survived your colonoscopy without
Speaker 2: having to sign any autographs taking.
Speaker 1: Pictures on my colon. At least you didn't ask me
Speaker 1: to autograph those. That would have been really awkward. I
Speaker 1: would have drawn the line there.
Speaker 2: You would have been like, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: But again you'd be like, that's not my colon obviously,
Speaker 2: you know, And how are they gonna know that you're
Speaker 2: telling the truth that they are you know, you're not.
Speaker 2: It's all it's all good.
Speaker 1: You're here, Yeah, I'm I'm here, and now I can
Speaker 1: handle embarrassing situations, no problems of experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you can come and talk about them
Speaker 2: on your podcast.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, see, other people are going to
Speaker 2: hear this conversation too, So you are actually the one
Speaker 2: telling the story. So it's you. You're the problem. You
Speaker 2: actually are the ruiner of your own life. That's I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to twists. It's your fault.
Speaker 1: I'm the problem.
Speaker 2: It's me. It's me.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Basically, oh dear, let's segue. Let's segue out of this.
Speaker 1: Let please, yeah please?
Speaker 2: Links go from kolonoscopies to middle age crazy. Also weirdly connected, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, middle aged something.
Speaker 2: Middle age something, middle aged crazy. Yeah that's me.
Speaker 1: Okay. Oh well, I am very excited to discuss this
Speaker 1: episode with you.
Speaker 2: I loved this episode. It's it is, it's it's a favorite.
Speaker 1: Oh, definitely not. It's a fan favorite. I assume it's
Speaker 1: a favorite of yours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, favorite of min and I remember this one just
Speaker 2: because you know, it was so Stephanie centric, but it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh well, let's get into it. Let's welcome back
Speaker 1: to how Rude tan Rito's I'm Andrea Barber and I
Speaker 1: am Jodi Sweeten, and today we are discussing season two,
Speaker 1: episode ten, titled middle Age Crazy. It originally aired on
Speaker 1: January sixth, nineteen eighty nine, New New Year for us, uh,
Speaker 1: and it goes a little something like this, Stephanie gets
Speaker 1: a crazy feeling of being middle aged as her two
Speaker 1: sisters run with all the attention. A garden wedding with
Speaker 1: Harry as groom and Jimmy as minister takes some of
Speaker 1: the heat. This is a classic. This is a classic.
Speaker 1: It was directed by Peter Baldwin. It was written by
Speaker 1: Lawrence Hartstein and Richard Rossner. And we have a couple
Speaker 1: of guest stars this week, returning as Harry Takeyama is
Speaker 1: Nathan Nishi Gucci yy Harry, love this, Love Harry. This
Speaker 1: is his second to last episode, so yeah, gotta.
Speaker 2: Just savor Harry.
Speaker 1: And then we have Zachary Bostrom, who is the officiant
Speaker 1: Jimmy of your weddings.
Speaker 2: And Zachary and I actually were friends, like out, we
Speaker 2: kind of became friends outside of the show from him
Speaker 2: doing this.
Speaker 1: He was a sweet look kid. Oh that's awesome. I
Speaker 1: was looking up his stats and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, he's still acting. Isn't that so cool? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, that's us, Like we're still acting too.
Speaker 1: I'm like why am I so?
Speaker 2: Why are you so with someone doing the same thing
Speaker 2: as right right the well? Because it's cool when somebody
Speaker 2: else does it, but when it's you doing it, you're like,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to pay my pills. Like you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: look at them, they're still and you're like, look, I'm
Speaker 2: just this is just what I do. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know why how I'm here yet.
Speaker 1: So Zachary was known for Harry and the Hendersons, which
Speaker 1: is so great. Uh, And he did appearances on Jag
Speaker 1: and Will and Grace And this is the first of
Speaker 1: two episodes he's in. He comes back in season three,
Speaker 1: so I'm excited to see that one too. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get into it. We open in Michelle's room, where Joey, Danny,
Speaker 1: and Jesse are blowing bubbles with Michelle all competing for
Speaker 1: her attention. The boys are having a blast and don't
Speaker 1: notice when Michelle quietly walks out of the room.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've had that app before. You get so
Speaker 2: like into your kid toy that you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I should give this back to.
Speaker 1: The kid, especially like Legos. I'm sure for you, it's
Speaker 1: like you just take over the Lego set.
Speaker 2: And not just buy my own Lego set. Don't want
Speaker 2: to share with anybody. I'm an only child at the
Speaker 2: end of the day. I don't share this so true,
Speaker 2: but I did. I was looking at them blowing all
Speaker 2: of these bubbles indoors, and I was thinking, you are
Speaker 2: just getting soap all over that carpet. Oh yeah, how
Speaker 2: did Danny allow this? You know, maybe it was gonna hard.
Speaker 2: Maybe he was going to like shampoo the carpet. So
Speaker 2: he's like, let's just blow bubbles all over it and
Speaker 2: we'll just you know, vacuum it.
Speaker 1: O Oh, there you go. That's multitasking at it's finest. Okay.
Speaker 1: So dj walks in with a smirk on her face.
Speaker 1: She's wearing a repeat shirt.
Speaker 2: That that's the weird one that you were like, is
Speaker 2: he farmer chaps?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what's going on in this sweatshirt,
Speaker 1: but yes, it's here a chaps one to beg more questions.
Speaker 1: Still don't know what that is. So she watches the
Speaker 1: guy's playing with bubbles, and then she raises her finger. Now, boys,
Speaker 1: I don't mind you playing, but I sure hope you
Speaker 1: finished your homework. Danny assures her, we finished our homework,
Speaker 1: and they all go right back to their bubble blowing.
Speaker 1: Michelle's nowhere to be.
Speaker 2: Michelle's right, where'd she go? She's wandered off. I mean
Speaker 2: at least you see the baby gate at the stairs now,
Speaker 2: so you're like, Okay, she's not tumbling down the stairs
Speaker 2: on her own. She's probably in Stepf's room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, thank goodness, the baby gate is in evidence. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So next we're in the Tanner's kitchen. Danny walks into
Speaker 1: the kitchen holding Michelle and his massive camcorder.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised he could hold both. Amazing.
Speaker 1: This camcorder keeps making a this is a recurring character
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 2: And then I started going, is this was this why
Speaker 2: Bob became sort of the natural choice of America's funniest
Speaker 2: home videos because Danny Tanner was always like videoing the kids,
Speaker 2: and it just sort of like people associated him with that.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe that's something that I'm like piecing
Speaker 2: together after but I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I like that, I'll go with that.
Speaker 2: Like we have seen Danny a lot with the at least.
Speaker 1: Three times, maybe four times. He brought it to the
Speaker 1: to the Christmas episode, he brought it on the plane
Speaker 1: like he was annoying.
Speaker 2: I mean, that thing needed its own seat on that plane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does workut, No, it exceeds the diameter. Ye.
Speaker 1: So Danny sets down Michelle and instructs her to show
Speaker 1: all of the viewers of Wake Up San Francisco how
Speaker 1: she eats like a big girl.
Speaker 2: He was like an og parenting influencer.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, content, I need content. Let me use my
Speaker 1: kid to do adorable things. Right. Michelle smiles and says alrighty,
Speaker 1: and Danny says okay, now go to the table and action.
Speaker 1: Michelle goes straight for her rocking horse instead. Danny attempts
Speaker 1: to direct her to the table while still recording, but
Speaker 1: Michelle won't budge. Danny gives in, okay, fine, we'll make
Speaker 1: it a Western. This is this really riveting content. I mean, Danny,
Speaker 1: do the Wake Up San Francisco viewers really want to
Speaker 1: see a toddler crossing to a table. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know the irony of saying this is that that's what
Speaker 1: full House was built on for the next half you
Speaker 1: seasons scene the internet.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I'm saying, like a talk show, but this
Speaker 2: is just a precursor. It's you know, look for nineteen
Speaker 2: eight shows top morning talk shows, but they got three
Speaker 2: four hours to fill today's shows on and and a
Speaker 2: week from now. It's I mean, you gotta have a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff to fill in there. So they're looking
Speaker 2: for any cute, littoking, any money content.
Speaker 1: Okay, even Michelle eating like a big girl. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, then go for it, Danny. He plops her
Speaker 1: on the horse, prompting can you say Yippi? I okaya,
Speaker 1: and Michelle responds no. Just then Stephanie joyously walks into
Speaker 1: the kitchen with Harry. I love this.
Speaker 2: It's sarin he Everyone needs a hype man like Harry.
Speaker 2: He is just always there to pump stuff up. And
Speaker 2: I love like Nathan did such a great He just
Speaker 2: had this smirk on his face all the time like
Speaker 2: he was just great, Like.
Speaker 1: Just so, he's so easygoing and such a cheerleader for Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, such a cheerleader. And steph was like, I know
Speaker 2: who's running this show, and he was like cool, great, awesome,
Speaker 2: yep you are.
Speaker 1: He was the perfect partner for Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Really was really really was. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Stephanie's carrying a hula hoop and she announces that
Speaker 1: she did one hundred and three hula hoops at school today,
Speaker 1: breaking the record, all right, Harry admires her and says
Speaker 1: it was awesome. Stephanie starts to hula hoop for her dad,
Speaker 1: but he is not paying attention. He says he's very
Speaker 1: happy for her, but he's busy making a movie about
Speaker 1: Steph's very adorable little sister.
Speaker 2: I was like, Danny, that hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was just yeah. I was like, come on, Danny,
Speaker 1: like you have more than one child, you know, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's you know, but I guess in order
Speaker 2: we're playing up why Stephanie is just feeling so lack
Speaker 2: doubt and middle aged, middle aged but.
Speaker 1: Well middle child child syndrome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Stephanie responds, Daddy, I can be adorable too, and
Speaker 1: she starts to hula hoop again, with a huge smile
Speaker 1: and even more enthusiast.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I said it, like a like
Speaker 2: a lounge lizard singer or something like. I guess my
Speaker 2: enthusiasm is that was a choice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just hamming it up, Jody, Oh, yeah, hamming it up.
Speaker 1: So Danny apologizing, apologizes, emphasizing that this tape is only
Speaker 1: about Michelle, so he'll have to watch her later. Steph
Speaker 1: is visibly hurt, by Danny's dismissal. Yeah, ouch, Danny.
Speaker 2: Danny, this you know, how rude?
Speaker 1: How that deserves a how rude?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Next week, cut to Joey's room, Jesse is on the
Speaker 1: phone with mister Dryer, promising him he'll have the Sweat
Speaker 1: World Health Club jingle first thing tomorrow morning. Jesse tells
Speaker 1: me a barrel of good ideas as he holds up
Speaker 1: a trash can full of crumpled up notes. Joey starts
Speaker 1: to throw the crumpled balls of paper at Jesse, prompting
Speaker 1: him to say, oh, another great idea, just hit me.
Speaker 1: Jesse hangs out the phone and immediately starts to throw
Speaker 1: handfuls of the crumpled paper back at Joey. Joey apologizes,
Speaker 1: admitting he's just frustrated because they have to get this jingle.
Speaker 2: Do they always have to do jingles in like a day?
Speaker 2: Is that I mean? I feel like they're always or
Speaker 2: is it just that they can't ever come up with
Speaker 2: something and they only work well at the last minute.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're procrastinators, like they've waited till the
Speaker 1: last minute, because you'd think they get more.
Speaker 2: Not one to talk, because that's how I work best
Speaker 2: as well. I just wondered if this was if that
Speaker 2: was like a thing that happens in the world of
Speaker 2: jingle writing that you get four hours emergency jingle that
Speaker 2: I need now, stat Yeah, where's the pre planning? You know?
Speaker 1: Like, come on, guys, I mean.
Speaker 2: They just started writing jingles. The fact that they're selling
Speaker 2: any is pretty remarkable. So true, give I'm sure?
Speaker 1: So Jolly ponders, Okay, what is the problem. I'm a
Speaker 1: funny guy. It must be you. Jesse insists, this isn't
Speaker 1: the time to start turning on each other. He acknowledges
Speaker 1: how this particular jingle is taking a little extra time
Speaker 1: because they are holding out for quality. He concludes, Now
Speaker 1: check the trash again. Joey uncrumples a rap jingle they
Speaker 1: did three days ago. They hated it before, but they
Speaker 1: decided to give it another chance. The boys begin beat
Speaker 1: boxing and I begin cringing.
Speaker 2: Well, yes, yes it was. But here's what I will say.
Speaker 2: When they started, I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't don't.
Speaker 2: It was better than I thought it was going to
Speaker 2: turn out. Okay, and that's all I happened. That's it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't white as uncomfortable as I thought it would be,
Speaker 2: but it was. I was expecting a like a like
Speaker 2: a full body experience, and that wasn't quite that cringeworthy.
Speaker 1: It was just like, well, it didn't get worse as
Speaker 1: it went.
Speaker 2: Like they did it. It was great. We did it
Speaker 2: and it It could have been a lot they could
Speaker 2: have It could have been a lot more.
Speaker 1: Could have been worse. Well, I will give John and
Speaker 1: Dave credit. Like they sold it like they sold it.
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. They sold it they it was.
Speaker 2: It was supposed to be terrible, So that was okay,
Speaker 2: Like it was supposed to be cringeworthy, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the actors did the act right, They did
Speaker 1: their job.
Speaker 2: They did it cringeworthy, but without it being like oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, without people turning the channel.
Speaker 2: Just the right amount of cream. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they end the jingle with great energy. The audience
Speaker 1: roars and applause, and Jesse admits that stinks, with Joey
Speaker 1: completely agree. Stephanie hops down the stairs with her hula hoop,
Speaker 1: announcing that she broke the first grade record. She begins
Speaker 1: her journey to one hundred and three hula hoops and
Speaker 1: again Jesse and Joey are uninterested. Jesse gets up and
Speaker 1: grabs the hula hoop, forcing her to stop. Joey says
Speaker 1: they'll watch her do it later. Stephanie sighs. Later, I'm
Speaker 1: beginning to hate that word, Jesse apologizes, explaining that he
Speaker 1: and Joey are under tremendous pressure, which.
Speaker 2: They had probably created themselves.
Speaker 1: But yes, yes, but at least work is a better
Speaker 1: excuse than Dan. I mean, I know Danny was working too.
Speaker 2: But not being as adorable as your younger sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was, you know, maybe a better excuse.
Speaker 1: They could have been a little less dismissive of you, though.
Speaker 1: Just then DJ walks in and asks the guys for
Speaker 1: help with her science homework.
Speaker 2: Also, I just have to say, everyone in this episode
Speaker 2: is wearing bang in sweaters. Just late eighties.
Speaker 1: Peewitch your metric. We got three D sweat.
Speaker 2: I have a dog butt on the back of my sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: There's like the dog on the front and then it's
Speaker 2: just the dog tail and back legs on the back
Speaker 2: of me.
Speaker 1: It looks like Clifford the Red Dog is who it looks.
Speaker 2: It does look a little bit like that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a Scottie. Ah, it's a red Scottie dog.
Speaker 1: Scotty Scottie dogs. Why would they so popular?
Speaker 2: Back to the Scottie dogs. This is yeah the thing.
Speaker 2: But but yeah, everyone was wearing really epic sweaters.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and is this the one DJ's wearing. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's I couldn't identify who was on her sweater?
Speaker 1: Was it a bell hop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a bell bell. That's such a
Speaker 1: random character to have on a sweater. But okay it
Speaker 1: was it was Ladies nine who cared?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's definitely unique.
Speaker 2: You could put anything on a sweater and someone would
Speaker 2: wear it in the late ladies.
Speaker 1: Yes, So Stephanie tells DJ, sorry, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: wait till later. Uncle Jesse and Joey are under tremendous pressure,
Speaker 1: but DJ begs she has to build some kind of
Speaker 1: homemade thingy so she's able to drop an egg from
Speaker 1: two stories without breaking it, and it's due tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I remember doing this with Zoe.
Speaker 1: Oh my kids having to build the egg drop.
Speaker 2: Thing, and it was much like this, where it was like, hey,
Speaker 2: it's due when you know, like tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Why do kids do this?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: This is universal. They all wait till the last minute,
Speaker 1: and then you're like, ah, and you got to go
Speaker 1: to the store and the thing because.
Speaker 2: Everybody else is there panic buying something yet yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, all in the same boat. So this gets
Speaker 1: Jesse's attention, and he asks why her teacher only gave
Speaker 1: her one day to do it. DJ explains how she
Speaker 1: was given a little more than a day, maybe a
Speaker 1: day or two or twenty mm hmm. Jesse asks why
Speaker 1: she waited until the last minute, and DJ corrects him, Technically,
Speaker 1: the last minute isn't until eight fifty nine tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: This is like having an argument with my kids. This
Speaker 2: is so relatable, and I've literally said the same thing,
Speaker 2: like you should think about law school. You're great, You're
Speaker 2: just great at coming up with rebuttals.
Speaker 1: Yep, it's very good argumentatives. Oh yeah, I think I
Speaker 1: said the law school thing too. So DJ tells them
Speaker 1: that if she fails this science project, she won't get
Speaker 1: out of the sixth grade. She runs over to Joey,
Speaker 1: leaning her head on his shoulder and begs for help.
Speaker 1: Joey gives in and Jesse mocks, oh, sure, go right
Speaker 1: to mister softy. Jesse insists he needs Joey's concentration to
Speaker 1: help write a good jingle, and they need to do
Speaker 1: it right now. After very minimal thinking, Jesse caves, let's
Speaker 1: help the kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the procrastinators. I was gonna say, they don't
Speaker 2: want to do their thing either, So it's just a
Speaker 2: chain of procrastination.
Speaker 1: Yes, procrastinators helping procrastinators. Yeah, later though later yes.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure.
Speaker 1: So a few months later, we're in the kitchen. Stephanie
Speaker 1: is hula hooping in the kitchen and is almost to
Speaker 1: her record when DJ bumps into her on her one
Speaker 1: hundred and second spin. That was like such an older sibling,
Speaker 1: things would have.
Speaker 2: Been thrown were it not full house, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, that would have been that would have been reason.
Speaker 1: For the kids to attack each other. I'm sure, so petty,
Speaker 1: so petty. So do you think DJ did it on
Speaker 1: purpose or you think it was an accident?
Speaker 2: It seemed sort of like an accident. But I also
Speaker 2: feel like, having seen how sibling dynamics played out, there
Speaker 2: are a lot of accidents that happened in my house
Speaker 2: where you're like, I've watched you trip them. No, my foot.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know it happened.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, yeah, god's a lot of rewriting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, going on all the time. We were like that
Speaker 2: was intentional? No was it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Was And you're like, I can't prove it, but I
Speaker 2: know it.
Speaker 1: I just know it.
Speaker 2: So I think I think that's one of those can't
Speaker 2: prove it, but I know.
Speaker 1: DJ apologizes, sorry, Steph, but you happen to be hooping
Speaker 1: in my laboratory. Joey and Jesse begin gathering supplies around
Speaker 1: the kitchen for DJ's egg drop. Jesse suggests a suitcase
Speaker 1: full of cotton. DJ reads out loud, rule number twenty six,
Speaker 1: no suitcases full of cotton. Stephanie emphasizes to Jesse that
Speaker 1: they told her they were too busy to play, but
Speaker 1: now they're playing with DJ, so unfair.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Jesse explains that they aren't playing. It's for school, and
Speaker 1: DJ chimes in this happens to be a sixth grade
Speaker 1: science project. Stephanie looks at DJ and sarcastically comments, well,
Speaker 1: pina rows on your nose, there we go. It's the
Speaker 1: first one, right.
Speaker 2: At the first pin row. I think that is the
Speaker 2: first pinaros.
Speaker 1: That's the first prose on your nose.
Speaker 2: That was Steph's kind.
Speaker 1: Of alt yeah uh cat catchphrase nose yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: you delivered it so great. It was so funny. How
Speaker 1: and I see you start to break a little bit,
Speaker 1: like you know you're funny, You knew just how funny
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought it was so hard, not like jokes
Speaker 2: were funny. They made me laugh, And it was like,
Speaker 2: and you know, being the brain that I have, it
Speaker 2: was like there was part of me that was doing
Speaker 2: the thing, and then the other part was like watching,
Speaker 2: and then you're like, no, no, no, don't I have
Speaker 2: to be all in, all inside.
Speaker 1: Yes, stay in the moment.
Speaker 2: Stay in the moment, stay in the moment. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 2: it was you know, when you get a huge laugh
Speaker 2: from an audience at five years old, Oh better, there's
Speaker 2: nothing better like it. Actually, I'm always impressed when kids
Speaker 2: don't break because think about a kid in a classroom
Speaker 2: cracking jokes that you know, that's what they want. They
Speaker 2: love it, it makes them laugh. But like you gotta
Speaker 2: just say the joke and keep going.
Speaker 1: Keep going. It's a skill. It's definitely a skill that
Speaker 1: you have to practice. Yeah, be good.
Speaker 2: I still laugh at my own jokes. It's not I
Speaker 2: haven't learned that skill yet.
Speaker 1: So DJ remarks with some attitude, you're just too young
Speaker 1: to understand, and Steph sadly walks away.
Speaker 2: And with her bad perm. Steph and her bad perm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was you're a little frizzy, you're a.
Speaker 2: Little you know what happened? That was when I had
Speaker 2: permed my hair and we it got left in too long.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and it like legit fried my hair and
Speaker 2: I don't think my hair ever quite recovered after that.
Speaker 1: Really, it was particularly long, and it.
Speaker 2: Was particularly like, Yeah, I think that was one of
Speaker 2: the it was a like a oh no, oh, you
Speaker 2: know when you leave that perm stuff on your head. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it was like an extra fifteen minutes or something.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, yes, that was the last of my perms.
Speaker 1: It's a good thing.
Speaker 2: You were cute and my hair.
Speaker 1: Rip Jody's hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Joey Waltz is over to the table with a
Speaker 1: great idea for the science project. We put the egg
Speaker 1: inside Nature's perfect shock absorber, a twinkie.
Speaker 2: Made by nature, made by nature, made by nature. Yeah,
Speaker 2: nothing unnatural about a twinkie, that's for sure. No, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1: Hard but you know what, though they tasted better in
Speaker 1: the eighties.
Speaker 2: I'll give them that. Honkeys were delicious in the eighties. Now, yeah,
Speaker 2: it tastes like glass.
Speaker 1: Oh. I haven't had a Twinkie in so long.
Speaker 2: I had one. Remember with the Great Debacle when the
Speaker 2: Twinkies they went away and they were like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's no more Twinkies, and right, so I was like,
Speaker 2: I haven't had a Twinkie in year. So I when
Speaker 2: they came back, I bought one, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, this tastes like crap.
Speaker 2: It tastes it was not it is not the Twinkie
Speaker 2: of my youth.
Speaker 1: Say that that's disappointing. I mean I'm sure it was.
Speaker 1: I mean like two percent healthier without any of the like.
Speaker 2: No, two percent less healthy. I'm sure it was like
Speaker 2: it was they just made it with like corn syrup
Speaker 2: instead of actual sugar or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's well, that's a bummer tweets, you know, not that.
Speaker 2: No, if Twinkies wants to sponsor this podcast, nothing against you, guys.
Speaker 1: I was just saying, yeah, true, Twinkies were a critical
Speaker 1: part of your childhood in the eighties, no doubt. So
Speaker 1: Joey takes a bite of the Twinkie, puts the egg
Speaker 1: inside and let's her rip. The egg splatters all over
Speaker 1: the table. Stephanie turns around and questions, and I'm too
Speaker 1: young for this, she sh and she.
Speaker 2: Leaves great delivery with my lisp and my like crossbite.
Speaker 2: So much of that the way that I spoke was
Speaker 2: because my I had the crossbite with my jaw, so
Speaker 2: my jaw just naturally goes over to the side to
Speaker 2: say my essays. It still does that a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well, hey, that's it added. It added a
Speaker 1: lot of spice to your delivery.
Speaker 2: It's a speech therapy, yeah, she sh it was like
Speaker 2: out of the side of my mouth. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So in the living room, Michelle has headphones and a
Speaker 1: cassette player strapped to her waist as she dances and
Speaker 1: sings la la la, la la.
Speaker 2: What song is she singing? What are you listening? Whatever
Speaker 2: Adria could get her to just there was probably nothing.
Speaker 2: It was probably she was like, put this on your
Speaker 2: head and say.
Speaker 1: La la la la la. Yeah, put that little walkman,
Speaker 1: the cassette player.
Speaker 2: I was like that with a cord and then the
Speaker 2: crappy little foam headlones.
Speaker 1: Crappy, foam things where you can hear everything except song
Speaker 1: that you're trying to listen to. Oh man, I miss
Speaker 1: those things.
Speaker 2: Those we're not noise canceling.
Speaker 1: No. Danny sits on the entryway steps filming her, and
Speaker 1: steph walks right in front of the camera and interrupts, Okay, daddy,
Speaker 1: it's later.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Danny tells her that Michelle was just singing the cutest
Speaker 1: little song, and Stephanie says, I learned a new song
Speaker 1: in school today, and she starts to sing. I write
Speaker 1: the songs.
Speaker 2: By the great, wonderful Barry Manilow, Barry Manilo, who I've
Speaker 2: seen in concert.
Speaker 1: I will tell you you have.
Speaker 2: Did he sing I write this not necessarily my Yes,
Speaker 2: he did actually, and I was like, oh yeah, like
Speaker 2: I say, isn't necessarily my choice to go see Barry Manilo,
Speaker 2: But I don't regret it. He was pretty pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: That's just not a Verry Manilow fan. Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean he went against your will, but you appreciate it.
Speaker 2: But I appreciate Yeah, he was great. I mean this
Speaker 2: is fifteen years ago, but anyway, Okay, Yeah, I write
Speaker 2: the songs that make the whole.
Speaker 1: You were very good at this, very good at this.
Speaker 2: Why are they teaching that song in first grade? Though?
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's a really odd choice. It's because
Speaker 1: our writer.
Speaker 2: I think that's because they were, like, no, make it
Speaker 2: the weirdest thing possible. Why wouldn't a first heard her
Speaker 2: be singing Barry manelo. Hey, it's full house logic, right,
Speaker 2: And even Danny has a good joke about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he says, as happy as I am to hear
Speaker 1: that the public schools are keeping that song alive. I
Speaker 1: really have to get some footage of Michelle singing her
Speaker 1: little song. Steph looks at Michelle and sighs, you think
Speaker 1: you're so cute. Michelle responds, don't worry, be happy.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what she was listening to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe, yeah, the Bobby McFerrin l L LA.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, that's what you're singing. Yeah, be happy. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 1: Okay, that works. That works, and Stephanie admits, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you are so cute and she walks away sadly. So
Speaker 1: up in DJ and Stephanie's room, Steph is standing in
Speaker 1: her room singing, I write the songs in her toy.
Speaker 2: Microphone Carrie hookey for one, like, which is a very
Speaker 2: Japanese way to do it, very okly for one. But yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah it's really a sad child. Yeah, I really My
Speaker 2: heart broke for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were just ignored by every single person in
Speaker 1: the house. Yeah, I felt for her too. So she
Speaker 1: sighs and says, sorry, mister Bear, my heart is just
Speaker 1: not in it. She gets into bed and hugs him,
Speaker 1: mentioning he's probably more interested in DJ and Michelle just
Speaker 1: like everyone else. Stephanie realizes that nobody cares what she does.
Speaker 1: We see a dissolve and we hear a musical cue
Speaker 1: that signals it's going into a dream sequence.
Speaker 2: Right, several dream sequence is coming.
Speaker 1: Oh I love this. Nothing like a full house dream sequence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to just get this.
Speaker 2: And Steph had several dream sequences throughout the UH, throughout
Speaker 2: the years. There was this one, there's the big dancing episode.
Speaker 2: There's a there's another one too somewhere that's like Steph's
Speaker 2: dream sequence. Yeah. Oh, Steph has very vivid, very vivid imagination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got stunts, you got costume, like, you got
Speaker 1: everything in these dreams. Yeah. So in this dream sequence,
Speaker 1: we see Danny, Joey and Jesse hovering over Michelle telling
Speaker 1: her how great she is. When Stephanie walks in wearing
Speaker 1: a pink astronaut suit, I was wear that.
Speaker 2: Now, I want a pink astronaut. Can you I would
Speaker 2: totally rock a pink astronaut onesie like that. You would?
Speaker 2: You really absolutely would wear that. Would wear a I
Speaker 2: mean minus the helmet maybe, although with my proclivity for
Speaker 2: falling down it could be helpful, but like I would
Speaker 2: so wear that. And I remember going for the fittings
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me, tell me my God was like.
Speaker 2: Like I just remember, like I didn't like having the
Speaker 2: helmet on my head. Helmets make me kind of weirdly claustrophobic,
Speaker 2: Yeah I can, but it was like big enough that
Speaker 2: it was okay, and it was just like a regular
Speaker 2: like white helmet that they then put like the pink
Speaker 2: like the padding and all the stuff around it and
Speaker 2: my little antenna yeah, the antennas. Yeah, and uh but yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember going for the fitting because they basically like
Speaker 2: made a little flight suit for they had to construct
Speaker 2: construct me in a flight suit, and then it was
Speaker 2: like I think there were like uh snow boots, like
Speaker 2: pink snow boots basically was what these were. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was. And the gloves were like I think
Speaker 2: they were like hockey gloves or something. They just spray
Speaker 2: painted pink and it was so hot. It was so
Speaker 2: hot that costume.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and you got to wear it for this
Speaker 1: whole dream.
Speaker 2: Seat right, for the whole dream sequents. And and then
Speaker 2: of course they had to do a special fitting because
Speaker 2: it had a harness that I had to wear underneath
Speaker 2: the suit, which was, like we've talked about it before,
Speaker 2: the weird harness sort of thing is like a like
Speaker 2: one of those plastic swing things that you see for babies.
Speaker 2: You kind of step into that, but then it's you know,
Speaker 2: you got to run the cords through the thing to
Speaker 2: your back and all this stuff. So yeah, it was
Speaker 2: quite a contraption to have to wear it underneath. And
Speaker 2: then with the with the full spacesuit on.
Speaker 1: They just they loved putting you in harnesses and like
Speaker 1: flying you across the rooms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have fly just flinger around the room. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's how many times I've flown through that set that time.
Speaker 2: Then in Fuller and they didn't use it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they didn't use it. I don't use yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: I loved it. I was like, this is great, I
Speaker 2: got to do something. I was so excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to do a stunt like you could
Speaker 1: have earned your stunt card after.
Speaker 2: That, because they certainly won't let you do it now.
Speaker 2: But I mean maybe if you're like, you know, an adult.
Speaker 1: They will. But yeah, but they would not put child.
Speaker 2: Left drown on on a hovering children of eight feet
Speaker 2: above the ground.
Speaker 1: These days, the standards and practices have changed. Yeah, nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty nine.
Speaker 2: But I'm so glad I got to do it because
Speaker 2: it was fun.
Speaker 1: It was this is just this, this whole scene is
Speaker 1: so freaking amazing. I loved it. So Stephanie announces that
Speaker 1: she has just returned from Mars, where she was the
Speaker 1: first kid in space.
Speaker 2: I went first.
Speaker 1: This is so impressive. Mars Baby, Mars baby, and without looking,
Speaker 1: Danny halfheartedly says, oh that's nice, honey, wipe your feet. Danny, Joey,
Speaker 1: and Jesse focus their attention back on Michelle, all pulling
Speaker 1: out massive camcorders to tape her rights. Just an army
Speaker 1: of camcorders is aggressive, Yeah, Danny exclaims, she did it.
Speaker 1: She blinked, and they all gush in unison, she's so cute, like.
Speaker 2: This is so annoying that, which really is what it
Speaker 2: takes to an older sibling when you're like, oh my,
Speaker 2: you just breathed and everything's cute.
Speaker 1: Everyone's falling all over themselves for right, the easiest thing
Speaker 1: to accomplish. Yep, it's so funny. So Stephanie walks over
Speaker 1: and asks if anyone heard her say she went to Mars.
Speaker 1: Jesse dismissively waves his hand at her, saying later. He
Speaker 1: then asks Joey to tell Michelle what she's won for
Speaker 1: being so cute and adorable. Joey uses his announcer voice
Speaker 1: to say, well, Jess cute, adorable, blinking, Michelle has one
Speaker 1: Stephanie's bike, and Jesse pulls out Steph's pink bike from
Speaker 1: around the couch. This is so this like my bike,
Speaker 1: your bike that you worked so hard you sold all
Speaker 1: of those?
Speaker 2: Is this the Is this the one that? I?
Speaker 1: I think? So, I don't know, Yeah, let's.
Speaker 2: Go with that thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah you worked hard?
Speaker 2: Well, No, that was that was the earlier bike. Then,
Speaker 2: I think, wasn't there another bike? I think we've had several.
Speaker 1: Bikes any ridden you've ridden a bike.
Speaker 2: The bike in it was very important to Steph and
Speaker 2: Michelle is not big enough to even ride it. So no, no,
Speaker 2: she's still riding those plastic that's the that's the point, right.
Speaker 2: So that's how Steph is seeing. Everything is like everyone
Speaker 2: hates me. Everyone everyone is it's everyone is.
Speaker 1: Such an exaggerated scene, it's so funny. So Stephanie shouts
Speaker 1: my bike, and Michelle declares my bike. Stephanie reiterates how
Speaker 1: she just got back from Mars, asking what do I get?
Speaker 1: The doorbell rings and the guys respond get the door.
Speaker 1: Steph opens the front door and a red carpet rolls
Speaker 1: out while a trumpet plays. She thinks it's all for
Speaker 1: her and then gets a rude awakening when DJ struts in.
Speaker 1: DJ shoes her aside, get off my rug NERD Bomber,
Speaker 1: and the guys all shout in unison, DJ jumping up
Speaker 1: to greet her with a crown, a cape and a
Speaker 1: wand Stephanie asks what she did to deserve the praise,
Speaker 1: and DJ proudly announces I went to the mailbox and
Speaker 1: got the mail. Wow. Wow. Stephanie tries to gain some
Speaker 1: attention showing everyone how she learned to float after traveling
Speaker 1: to Mars. Yeah, and she floats to the top of
Speaker 1: the sets.
Speaker 2: I sapped my little wings, flat your flings, and then
Speaker 2: I flew. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just I love that you They weren't even trying
Speaker 1: to hide the wires like you can see them, though
Speaker 1: they were, But that's.
Speaker 2: Just as that was. I mean, what were you gonna do?
Speaker 2: They were trying to hide the wires, but at some
Speaker 2: point you just go like ew, yeah, that's probably why
Speaker 2: there were those two little antenna there. Oh just sort
Speaker 2: of look maybe cover I don't know.
Speaker 1: To kind of cover up the wires there. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll take that. But it was just this is so
Speaker 1: this is peak eighties, peak eighties sitcom stuff right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So distracted by DJ, the men all guide DJ to
Speaker 1: the couch and ask her about her trip to the mailbox.
Speaker 1: Jesse compliments talk about guts. DJ nods her head and
Speaker 1: says it was scary, guys, there were cracks in the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: Stephanie is meanwhile flapping her arms, flying above her family,
Speaker 1: shouting you who appear and it's flying and nobody looks up,
Speaker 1: nobody cares. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 1: Jesse tells DJ it's time to get her party started.
Speaker 1: Patrick Swayzee is in there and he wants the first dance.
Speaker 1: DJ happily states I love being the firstborn, and they
Speaker 1: all head for the kitchen while Steph remains floating in
Speaker 1: the air. It so rude. Oh, this is just the greatest.
Speaker 2: Just hanging around, just hanging around, hanging around.
Speaker 1: So Danny finally acknowledges Steph, asking, oh hey, while you're
Speaker 1: up there, could you dust the top of the mantle.
Speaker 1: He throws her a rag and disappears into the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Stephanie sways back and forth in the air and sadly responds,
Speaker 1: how rude. It's you know, they called for a how rude?
Speaker 2: That definitely no. That was such a funny scene though,
Speaker 2: and like the everybody just hit the tone perfect with
Speaker 2: the guys and DJ and Mischie Shell all playing this
Speaker 2: sort of over exaggerated version of like what Stephanie sees
Speaker 2: in her head.
Speaker 1: It was really funny, it was. It was so creative,
Speaker 1: It was well written and well acted. You're right, ye
Speaker 1: had you had to make it just sarcastic and just
Speaker 1: over exaggerated enough, right so that you know, it's this
Speaker 1: isn't real. It's a dream sequence exactly in case you
Speaker 1: mean right the music. So we dissolved back to present
Speaker 1: day Stephanie laying on her bed with mister Bear. How
Speaker 1: very rude, she says as she shakes her head. Harry
Speaker 1: knocks on the door and walks in cheerfully with his camera.
Speaker 1: He greets her high chief. I want to get a
Speaker 1: picture of you and your hoop for my scrap book.
Speaker 1: Like Harry, I just love this guy, like he's making
Speaker 1: the only one giving you attention. Wants a picture of
Speaker 1: you for his scrap book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I beat the record, Thanks Harry.
Speaker 1: He's the only proud of you. And oh, I just
Speaker 1: everyone needs a Harry. You know, when Harry finds someone
Speaker 1: who looks at you the way Harry he looks at Stephanie. True,
Speaker 1: So Stephanie gives him like a half of a smile
Speaker 1: and he snaps the picture. Steph tells him he's the
Speaker 1: only one who cares about her. He reassures her that
Speaker 1: her family cares, but Stephanie disagrees. DJ is the oldest
Speaker 1: and Michelle is the cutest, and I'm nothing. Steph's sighs,
Speaker 1: wishing she could move out, but she says she's stuck
Speaker 1: there until she gets married. Harry admits tough break, and
Speaker 1: then Stephanie gets a realization. Unless you marry me, Harry
Speaker 1: gets a big smile on his face. Marry you. I'm
Speaker 1: not even allowed to cross a street. It's so sweet.
Speaker 1: Steph responds, married people are allowed, and this gets Harry's attention.
Speaker 1: He shrugs, Okay, I'll marry you.
Speaker 2: Hey for crossing the street privileges. Basically, I mean it's
Speaker 2: almost like a green card to a child, you know, Yes,
Speaker 2: like I need a green card to live in this country.
Speaker 2: I need to be married so I can cross the street.
Speaker 1: It's right, that makes perfect sense. Yes, that is. That's
Speaker 1: the incentive for Harry, is he just wants across the street.
Speaker 2: I just want across the street by myself.
Speaker 1: So Stephanie tells him he has to propose, because a
Speaker 1: girl waits her whole life for this moment. She throws
Speaker 1: a pillow on the ground and tells him to get
Speaker 1: down on one knee. He applied. He obliges, okay, chief,
Speaker 1: and once he's down, he tells her, I can see
Speaker 1: up your nose. Such a kid thing to say, Stephanie
Speaker 1: says Harry, this is supposed to be romantic. He apologizes,
Speaker 1: and then he corrects himself. I can see up your nose, darling.
Speaker 1: Steph insists that they get married today. She'll call their
Speaker 1: friends and they'll get a house so they won't have
Speaker 1: to put up with DJ and Michelle anymore.
Speaker 2: Great, I'm solved.
Speaker 1: Stephanie is a problem solver and and I appreciate that
Speaker 1: about her. She announces, I'll be Stephanie Takeyama and Harry
Speaker 1: grins and I'll be Harry Tanner and they shake on it.
Speaker 1: What a progressive relationship.
Speaker 2: And I like that. Incredibly progressive. They stare. Harry and
Speaker 2: Staff really set the tone for what for like, relationship goals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are, they are goals.
Speaker 2: Supportive. He lets her live her dream. She's like, here's
Speaker 2: how we're doing it. He's like, all right, whatever you need. Chief, Like,
Speaker 2: it's just they haven't.
Speaker 1: He takes her last name like a great, it's perfect,
Speaker 1: it's such it were prostype man. Yeah, it's so so
Speaker 1: good relationship goals, like you said.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So next we cut to the living room, where DJ,
Speaker 1: Jesse and Joey are at the top of the living
Speaker 1: room stairs with her big prototype. This is the first
Speaker 1: time we've shot a scene like up there in that
Speaker 1: little I.
Speaker 2: Think there's maybe been like like a shot up there,
Speaker 2: but it's not it's not a great angle, so it's
Speaker 2: not something that you like to shoot often, and you
Speaker 2: probably as a director, you'd have to push your cameras
Speaker 2: into the stage, so then you'd have to reset and
Speaker 2: do all that stuff to Cuney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember them moving the furniture out of the
Speaker 1: way so they could push the cameras inside the set,
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's just tedious, So I can see why
Speaker 1: they didn't shoot up there all the time. So the
Speaker 1: egg is resting in between a tinker toy frame nestled
Speaker 1: in one of Michelle's booties. Joey begins the countdown, starting
Speaker 1: at one hundred, but Jesse begs him to stop. Huh,
Speaker 1: and Joey restarts at five. Just as the egg is
Speaker 1: being dropped, the doorbell rings. Danny shouts he'll get it,
Speaker 1: and right on time, dj drops the tinker toy frame.
Speaker 1: It hits the floor and bounces the egg in the air,
Speaker 1: which Danny catches and breaks with his hands. How many
Speaker 1: times did they have to do this like? That?
Speaker 2: Is right? I was looking at I was like, how
Speaker 2: did they shoot? Like, there's it's definitely broken up into
Speaker 2: a couple of shots. But him catching the egg and
Speaker 2: squeezing it was yeah, that was that was good. I
Speaker 2: bet someone was laying on the ground and like throwing
Speaker 2: the egg up so that he could catch it.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, because eggs don't bounce in that even
Speaker 1: with that tinker toy situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because it was not you can't rely on that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I bet someone was laying down there, yeah,
Speaker 1: throwing him the egg.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: So DJ opens the front door and we see Stephanie's friends.
Speaker 1: They're here for the wedding. DJ directs them to the
Speaker 1: backyard and Joey and Jesse watch as a whole line
Speaker 1: of kids walk past them. Joey asks who they are,
Speaker 1: and Jesse jokes that's dopey, sneezy, blanky, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Where how okay, again with just how did they get here?
Speaker 2: They all take a bus.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the parents who drove them.
Speaker 2: They came across the street. But they can all drive here.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it feels like it's been pretty quick, you man.
Speaker 2: Steph just rallied up twenty kids like, hey, I need
Speaker 2: you in my backyard now, and they are on it. Yeah, dressed,
Speaker 2: ready to go, and there in my Miami vice outfit.
Speaker 2: Hold on please, I mean, and the one kid's got
Speaker 2: a caller. Well, he says his dad's a minister, so
Speaker 2: he probably borrowed up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so he dressed the part. Yeah, but they
Speaker 1: I didn't think, how do the kids get there? How
Speaker 1: did the kids get there at all? Coordinated?
Speaker 2: I will say one thing that the Tanners know how
Speaker 2: to do well is throw an impromptu backyard wedding.
Speaker 1: Yes, they do better.
Speaker 2: We're like, oh easy, cake, twenty people and an entire
Speaker 2: party in the backyard. Done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like no problem, no problem, no no
Speaker 1: lead time necessary, just instant, just an instant party in
Speaker 1: the back yard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really was. I was surprised that all these
Speaker 2: kids showed up.
Speaker 1: Hey, Steph is a mover and a shaker, and I
Speaker 1: love that about her. So dj tells the guys that
Speaker 1: they have to go back to the drawing board for
Speaker 1: her experiment, but Jesse tells her they got to work
Speaker 1: on the jingle. Joey suggests they try slowing it down,
Speaker 1: and Jesse assumes he's talking about the jingle. Joey puts
Speaker 1: his hand over Jesse's mouth when he tries to sing
Speaker 1: a Sinatra type ballad, telling him to stop. Joey explains
Speaker 1: that he thinks a handkerchief will work as a parachute
Speaker 1: for the egg. He follows DJ upstairs to try it,
Speaker 1: and this leaves Jesse by himself announcing, well, our careers
Speaker 1: are over, but we're going to pass sixth grade science.
Speaker 1: Wait up, the prastinators are.
Speaker 2: Still Science is hard, you know, it's it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: All these things seemed easy until you give it twenty
Speaker 2: five years and then you go back and try to
Speaker 2: do it again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not so easy. So now we are in the
Speaker 1: backyard this infamous wedding scene. Oh man, when I say,
Speaker 1: I was excited to watch this. All the kids are
Speaker 1: outside mingling before the wedding.
Speaker 2: Cocktail hour one.
Speaker 1: It's right, it's the cocktail hour. There's no past or dervs,
Speaker 1: but that's right. One of the friends is going to
Speaker 1: be the officiant because his dad is a minister, and
Speaker 1: he addresses the group of kids music. The kids all
Speaker 1: start to play their kazoos.
Speaker 2: Where did they get to kazoos? Did they all have kazoos.
Speaker 2: Who's handing out the kazoos? A thirty zoos in the
Speaker 2: Tanner household.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just assume Steph like has a wedding planner,
Speaker 1: who had, you know, arranged for for twenty kazoos to
Speaker 1: be cast out? You know, that's it's you.
Speaker 2: Know what, you know, you know who got those kazoos?
Speaker 1: Harry.
Speaker 2: Harry got those cazozos because Steph said she wanted it.
Speaker 2: And he was like, don't worry, Chief, I got you.
Speaker 1: And so he just kept walking, not crossing streets, but
Speaker 1: just kept walking like in a circle to find.
Speaker 2: Just Ken's walking right, if you just kept making a
Speaker 2: big enough right, he kind of could make progress looping around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he is the best partner. Oh man, So Stephanie
Speaker 1: walks down the aisle dressed in a poofy white dress
Speaker 1: carrying red roses. You are so adorable in your tights,
Speaker 1: hit and.
Speaker 2: You're thank you, And I think those were Actually they're
Speaker 2: not roses. They are they're pogonias, and they're pulled out
Speaker 2: of one of the they're like supposed to look like
Speaker 2: they're out of one of the pots in the backyard.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's great, that's hysterical.
Speaker 2: They're just kind of leafy like yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, they're not yeahs structured as a bouquet.
Speaker 2: I mean, we didn't have the budget nor the time
Speaker 2: to get to the florist.
Speaker 1: So had to make do. I had to make do.
Speaker 1: And I love that. Your train is a roll of
Speaker 1: parchment paper like this is this is genius. This is
Speaker 1: so crazy.
Speaker 2: Steph is like she's on it. She's like, I need
Speaker 2: a train. I know where I can get one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steph has been picturing this wedding for her whole life.
Speaker 2: And the girl holding the train is Alison Richmond.
Speaker 1: Keith r, a D's daughter, So you know, yes, oh
Speaker 1: that's so great. I love that, you know, just Builton friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't notice if Jamie and or Hillary were
Speaker 2: in there. I don't think they were because I wasn't
Speaker 2: directing them. Joelden direct this episode, so probably not, but probably.
Speaker 1: Not, but Allison was. That's great. So the officiant begins
Speaker 1: the ceremony. We are gathered here today to join Stephanie
Speaker 1: and Harry in Holy Match Triss Money. That is the best.
Speaker 1: These little kiddims are so great.
Speaker 2: There's so great. Yeah, Holy Mattress Money that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Harry references this very line in thirty years later in
Speaker 1: Fuller House, when you guys have that scene, he references
Speaker 1: Holy Mattress money. Yeah, h full circle. It's so amazing, Harry.
Speaker 1: Do you take Stephanie and Harry shrugs, I'll take her anywhere,
Speaker 1: because after we're married, we can cross the street.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They we can hang a left wherever we want.
Speaker 1: They're going to travel the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crossing a cross street, crossing all the streets.
Speaker 1: Then it's time for the wedding bows. Not the bows,
Speaker 1: but bows. I was like, yes, Harry turns to steph bowing,
Speaker 1: and then Stephanie gives him a little curtsy.
Speaker 2: So great, very respectful. I'm pretty sure that that was
Speaker 2: something they did in like medieval times you had to
Speaker 2: bow at. Yeah. It was taking about.
Speaker 1: Custom and very custom, the deep traditions right back when
Speaker 1: you like, there was no like you had not kissed
Speaker 1: the groom before your wedding day, Like there.
Speaker 2: Was no they hadn't hadn't even seen me, the veil,
Speaker 2: didn't even know, never met me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you this is a progressive relationship. Yep.
Speaker 1: As for the ring, Harry pulls out a stick on
Speaker 1: tattoo of Scooby Doo and he puts it on STEP's hand.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's really as official as anything that.
Speaker 1: If that doesn't scream love, I don't know what does
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: If you're like, this is this is the thing that
Speaker 2: I'm absolutely one hundred percent is my commitment, then Scooby
Speaker 2: Doo tattoo it you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that threw me. I thought he was pulling out
Speaker 1: a box of cracker Jacks out of his pocket.
Speaker 2: It was, but there wasn't a ring in it. It
Speaker 2: was That was sort of the joke was did you
Speaker 2: get a ring? I was like, well, no, the tattoo
Speaker 2: tattoo instead. It would have been it would have been
Speaker 2: too perfect if there would have been a plastic ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, tattoo is perfect. Perfect. Yeah, Steph loves her tattoo,
Speaker 1: showing the group of friends as they all to.
Speaker 2: Steph's first tattoo.
Speaker 1: Oh dear right, this is where it all began.
Speaker 2: This is where yeah, well, so many things, yeah.
Speaker 1: Weddings, tattoos, yeah, all of it.
Speaker 2: Backyard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The officiant pronounces them man and wife and says you
Speaker 1: may kiss the bride. Stephan Harry look at each other
Speaker 1: saying ew. The boy tells them if you don't kiss,
Speaker 1: you're not really married. Steph sticks out her hand and
Speaker 1: shields her eyes. Harry gives her a peck on the hand,
Speaker 1: and Steph admits he's not a bad kisser.
Speaker 2: I think I remember being really embarrassed to have to
Speaker 2: say that line because it was very much in the
Speaker 2: like you ick, So saying like he's not.
Speaker 1: A bad kiss her was like embarrassing and embarrassing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh man, that's that's it was. It came off so
Speaker 1: adorable this whole scene.
Speaker 2: This you've gotten married in the backyard twice. I didn't
Speaker 2: even think about that.
Speaker 1: You've been married twice in the backyard. Neither time did
Speaker 1: Danny walk you down the aisle.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because of this episode, because obviously Danny doesn't
Speaker 2: like me, obviously because I'm noticing, right, So that's what
Speaker 2: it is. This is just a through Yeah, yeah, a
Speaker 2: through line, really long storyline all the way through.
Speaker 1: So true. And I got to say, I wish you
Speaker 1: had stayed with Harry. He's a much better fit for
Speaker 1: you than Jimmy Gibbler. And I say that as Jimmy Gibbler's.
Speaker 2: Sister said that I know, I know Harry was a
Speaker 2: better fit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we go back to the living room. At the
Speaker 1: top of the stairs, DJ is there with her egg
Speaker 1: safely in a parachute. She drops it and it works. Jesse, Joey,
Speaker 1: and DJ all cheer in excitement. DJ thanks them, saying
Speaker 1: they're geniuses. Joey responds, quoting Edison, and genius is one
Speaker 1: percent inspiration and ninety nine percent perspiration. DJ doesn't quite
Speaker 1: follow this, and Jesse simplifies it. If you don't sweat it,
Speaker 1: you don't get it, and suddenly they have their jingle. Yay. Finally,
Speaker 1: the procrastination seemed to be.
Speaker 2: Very Just throw an egg off a balcony and suddenly
Speaker 2: ideas come to you.
Speaker 1: It comes to you. Danny walks into the living room
Speaker 1: backwards as he continues to film Michelle on her plastic
Speaker 1: wheeling pony. Stephanie walks in with Harry around her arm
Speaker 1: and announces I was married this afternoon. Harry looks at
Speaker 1: Danny and smiles, Hi, Dad, I laughed so hard at
Speaker 1: that line.
Speaker 2: The way he delivered it was perfect.
Speaker 1: It was so innocent.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: He's so thrilled that Danny is now his father in law.
Speaker 1: He's been waiting for this moment. Stephanie says goodbye to
Speaker 1: her family, adding that it's been a rate six years.
Speaker 1: She turns to her husband and decides it's time to
Speaker 1: go house hunting. Yeah, but Harry says no because he
Speaker 1: has to go home. What I know, Steph Chase is
Speaker 1: after him, but he says he has to go home
Speaker 1: because it's meat loaf night. How rude, right, leaving you
Speaker 1: a bride alone?
Speaker 2: Kick her while she's down? You know, it's just you.
Speaker 1: Can't even get Harry to stay on your wedding night. Yeah. Wow,
Speaker 1: of course, Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Be pretty damn delicious.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, hey, I wouldn't miss meat loaf night either.
Speaker 1: Stephanie turns around and complains that nobody wants her. Danny
Speaker 1: reassures her that the family does want her. Steph tells
Speaker 1: him that no one cared when she broke the hula
Speaker 1: hoop record or when she went to Mars. Everyone begins
Speaker 1: to apologize to steph but she refuses to accept, as
Speaker 1: she will always be stuck in the middle. Danny and
Speaker 1: Jesse help her realize that, hey, the middle isn't so
Speaker 1: bad like ay sandwich or the center of an Oreo.
Speaker 2: I would have given I would have given peeb and
Speaker 2: j as the sandwich, not baloney. Maybe it's just because
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of bolooney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, bolooney is the weirdest of all the processes.
Speaker 2: I feel like being compared to a slice of bolooney
Speaker 2: is not it's kind of it's not the well, it's
Speaker 2: not the it's not the hype up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not as classic as Peebe and Joy.
Speaker 2: I've been roasted turkey breast in the middle of two,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That would be Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Blooney kind of feels like mah.
Speaker 1: Blooney feels very eighties, late eighties though, you know, it's like,
Speaker 1: well it was very I don't know what's in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that these were the times. Yeah, got a
Speaker 1: blooney sandwich. So they also mentioned that Steph is the
Speaker 1: only one in the family who has a big sister
Speaker 1: and a little sister. DJ chimes in that she's getting
Speaker 1: depressed now so far, I'm the soggy part of the
Speaker 1: sandwich and the throwaway part of the cookie.
Speaker 2: At least she's not bolooney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, a good point. Danny pulls Steph aside
Speaker 1: to make sure she comes to him the next time
Speaker 1: she feels left out. Steph doesn't know about this husband
Speaker 1: thing either, admitting one whiff of their mom's meat loaf
Speaker 1: and they're gone.
Speaker 2: Oh, Steph, do I got some things to tell you?
Speaker 1: If those are her standards at age?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh. Steph gives hugs all around, and Danny pulls out
Speaker 1: his video recorder to film Steph singing I write the
Speaker 1: songs while hula hooping, and Michelle covers her ears, which
Speaker 1: which I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if she meant to do that or if, like,
Speaker 2: if that was in the script. It probably was just
Speaker 2: a toddler thing where you start singing and they're like stop.
Speaker 2: They're like it's like a Pavlovian response, right, They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I just stop doing that because they've learned no.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was very funny, though.
Speaker 1: It was like Michelle's perfectly timed. Yeah, Michelle's just fed
Speaker 1: up with the Tanners.
Speaker 2: It was just a very crazy, like toddler thing to do.
Speaker 2: Like all the family's doing something and you know, two
Speaker 2: three year old is just like.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing this. She's not she's not here
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 2: I will say this this episode, maybe one of hula
Speaker 2: hoop again?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 2: Okay? Now?
Speaker 1: Is that a skill you had to learn for this episode?
Speaker 2: Or was I was? I was adept at hula hooping.
Speaker 2: I could do you know, multi multiple huloop excuse me
Speaker 2: a hiccup. I could do multiple hula hoops.
Speaker 1: Nice. Oh wow, okay, so you.
Speaker 2: Were I mean I was not like one of those
Speaker 2: you know disolay people with like five hundred that's like
Speaker 2: doing the whole thing on my body now. But I
Speaker 2: could do like four or five of them and keep
Speaker 2: them going for a little bit, you know, few revelations.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it would be now. My friend
Speaker 2: uh had a hula hoop, but it was like one
Speaker 2: of the big weighted ones and there were there. It's
Speaker 2: a lot, but man, my abs were great. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a good workout. When you're five, you know, six, you
Speaker 2: don't appreciate just how easy it is to hula hoop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then realized successful and you get older, right right yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my back hurts, My back urts.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And such a cute episode, Such a cute episode.
Speaker 1: I loved the storyline for you and the stunts you
Speaker 1: got to do.
Speaker 2: It was just this was a really fun episode for Steph.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed this one. I enjoyed filming it when I
Speaker 2: was a kid because you know, again it was costumes
Speaker 2: and stunts and hula hooping and you know, all kinds
Speaker 2: of wild and crazy things and that I loved doing that.
Speaker 2: It was exciting and fun and something different all the time.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was I definitely remember being in that
Speaker 2: harness and there were a couple times where I was like,
Speaker 2: this is really uncomfortable, Like it like not did not
Speaker 2: feel great to be hanging in uh.
Speaker 1: Because all your weight goes against the harness, so it kind.
Speaker 2: Of probably the little crease in your legs there. It
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, not not particularly fun, but again glad
Speaker 2: I was able to do it.
Speaker 1: Do you know how long they kept you in that
Speaker 1: harness or there were there like rules again of how
Speaker 1: long kids could be in harvestiness, right, I mean, and
Speaker 1: then they got to pull you down.
Speaker 2: I don't mean, I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 2: the rules are for suspending children in the air and
Speaker 2: how long you're allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: There's there wasn't a handbook for that.
Speaker 2: There wasn't. I'm sure there was back then, but now
Speaker 2: it's just a big no, right, but don't.
Speaker 1: Then it was like sure, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, just don't fling them around too hard, and you know,
Speaker 2: after twenty minutes take them out.
Speaker 1: And make sure they're still briefing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, but no, it was very fun.
Speaker 1: I love to do it, so I loved it. Did
Speaker 1: you have any everywhere you looks?
Speaker 2: This episode did have an everywhere you look go for it?
Speaker 2: Tell me, so, my everywhere you look this episode it's
Speaker 2: it's kind of it's small, but it's something I noticed.
Speaker 2: So in the scene where they're in Joey's room and
Speaker 2: they're in the basement, if you look at the shelf
Speaker 2: behind Joey's bed, there's like a Laurel and Hardy statue
Speaker 2: and there's like pink panther or whatever. Well there's a bear.
Speaker 2: It's a blue bear in an aviator outfit. And I
Speaker 2: think it was supposed to be like like Howard Hughes
Speaker 2: bear like that was. It had the navy beard of
Speaker 2: glasses and the leather jacket and the whole thing. But
Speaker 2: that bear is from the same company, and if you
Speaker 2: actually look at him, it's the same shape, head and
Speaker 2: bear and everything as mister Bear. It was the American
Speaker 2: Bear Company very popular, and that was I think the
Speaker 2: Howard Hughes they did, you know again the bears of
Speaker 2: like fame. There was like a maryln momro bear and
Speaker 2: a you know, Humphrey Bear gart and which.
Speaker 1: Was, Yeah, there's an Eronstein Bear a site. There's an
Speaker 1: eronstite with the hair. But I wondered if it was
Speaker 1: the same because I'm like, that looks kind of like
Speaker 1: mister Bear, but it's not mister Bear.
Speaker 2: So that the same company. Apparently we had a lot
Speaker 2: of those bears.
Speaker 1: That's great. I wonder if they're still made today or.
Speaker 2: Probably American Bear Company. I don't know, they might be.
Speaker 2: I had a few I've had, like the whole Little
Speaker 2: Muffy collection. They were like these little small bears that yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah, Oh.
Speaker 1: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: But that was where you look was the was the
Speaker 2: the distant cousin of mister Bear is in Joey's room.
Speaker 1: His cousins. His cousins are all cousins downstairs in Joey's room.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so sweet. Yeah, I do have one. I
Speaker 1: noticed the bears that was one of them. And then
Speaker 1: my other one is just I can't get past these parrots,
Speaker 1: Like Joey's room has three parrots in it, Like there's
Speaker 1: still the one upstairs in the alcove, but in Joey's room,
Speaker 1: you got the framed picture of a parrot in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: The in the mirror by the way, and one shot
Speaker 2: I see it right over his shoulder.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, so it looks like even more than one
Speaker 1: parrot in the bathroom, the parrot that hangs over his bed.
Speaker 1: And then there's a plush parrot over on the bookshelf.
Speaker 1: It might be a two can it was a two kilt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's two baby. Maybe Joe he was just a
Speaker 2: really big fan of the Tiki room at Disneyland.
Speaker 1: That must be it. There we go. You know he
Speaker 1: liked those doll whips, those doll Yeah, grab a dole
Speaker 1: whip go in the Tiki room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that was it.
Speaker 1: That must have been it, because he'd yeah, they're definitely.
Speaker 1: We asked Jeff for like, what's with all the parrots,
Speaker 1: and Jeff's like, I don't know. That's a limb.
Speaker 2: It's a it's probably bright colorful, looks good in amongst
Speaker 2: things in the background.
Speaker 1: It's a good contrast to all the blue.
Speaker 2: And It's also incredibly random to have parrot things in
Speaker 2: your house, and Joey Gladstone is nothing if not random,
Speaker 2: so I feel like it was kind of picking up.
Speaker 1: They're like, just.
Speaker 2: Give him something weird a parrot?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Why not throw a two can on the shelf? Sure,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, and Howard Hughes, Bear and Einstein, just all
Speaker 1: of it, all of it. It's gotta love Joey's room.
Speaker 1: His room was always ripe with everywhere you look, oh
Speaker 1: for suressed for sure, and I.
Speaker 2: Feel like it changed every week. Well, thank you so
Speaker 2: much everybody for joining us for another fun episode of
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Speaker 2: the world is small.
Speaker 1: But the house is full.
Speaker 2: Nailed it, nailed it. And the world's especially small if
Speaker 2: you have to make right turns because you can't cross
Speaker 2: the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, their world was very very small.
Speaker 2: Their world was a block, so just one now anyway,