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<v Speaker 1>Brought to you by the reinvented two thousand twelve Camray.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ready. Are you welcome to Stuff You Should Know

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<v Speaker 1>from house Stuff Works dot com? Hey, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. I'm Josh Clark, There's Charles W. Chuck Bryant,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is Stuff you Should Know Episode three. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying it is so now it's episode episode three

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<v Speaker 1>something three niner eight or that's good, Josh? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>your intro? Rocking and a rolling, splihing in the splashing

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<v Speaker 1>over the horizon? What could it be? Look like it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a new country? Do you remember that one? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about? That idea? That was the

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<v Speaker 1>the schoolhouse rock for the Mayflower Voyage? Really rocking in

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<v Speaker 1>a roll and splashing in the splash, and you remember

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<v Speaker 1>that good coming over the horizon? What could it be?

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<v Speaker 1>Look like it's going to be a free country or

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<v Speaker 1>new country? Either way, it was both new and probably

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<v Speaker 1>knew because it was not free for everybody. That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're talking about this because we're going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the first murderer? Right yeah? And before we start,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask why has no one ever made

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<v Speaker 1>a modern film about the Mayflower Voyage. It seems like

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<v Speaker 1>a no brainer, you know. Yeah, I don't know, especially

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<v Speaker 1>after gotting around to you yet. Like the awesomeness of

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<v Speaker 1>Master and Commander. Did you ever see that, the one

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<v Speaker 1>with um Russell Crowe? Yeah, it was very good, surprisingly good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it surprised me too. Actually, I didn't get the colon.

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<v Speaker 1>It made it sound like it was a franchise, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the first of the franchise. It wasn't like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, I guess parts of the Caribbean did have

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<v Speaker 1>a call in the first one, didn't it. I don't know. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>But Master, that was Peter we Are Master and Commander,

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<v Speaker 1>So it makes sense that it was awesome because he's

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<v Speaker 1>such a great director and related to bobwe right, I think, really,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't think so. I've always suspected.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he do the Treaman show? Uh? That was written

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<v Speaker 1>by we did Gattica. I don't know who directed that.

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<v Speaker 1>That might have been Peter Weir, but he did Gallipoly

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<v Speaker 1>and U like scores of great movies. Well cool, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for joining us at this discussion of Peter

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<v Speaker 1>Weird's films. He should direct the Mayflier movie was what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. For goodness sakes, Okay, they need to do

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<v Speaker 1>it like a realistic because you know, when you learned

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<v Speaker 1>about it in school at least I did. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you learned about it from Schoolhouse Rock, and

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<v Speaker 1>you get the picture. They sang songs and kind of

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<v Speaker 1>rock and rolled over the ocean and then ran into

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<v Speaker 1>Plymouth rock and shared Thanksgiving with the Indians, and they

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<v Speaker 1>need to make a real movie about how it really was. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, that whole Schoolhouse Rock impression is pretty

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<v Speaker 1>widely held even among adults, educated adults. And the reason

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<v Speaker 1>why is because there's a very small amount of firsthand

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<v Speaker 1>information that left Plymouth call any right um and was

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to stand. There was a small group of people

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<v Speaker 1>who were controlling all of the info about that place,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were trying to paint it in as good

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<v Speaker 1>as light as possible because they were trying to attract investors.

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<v Speaker 1>And these firsthand accounts that you know, basically painted the

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<v Speaker 1>Puritans as you know, these hard scrapple people who were

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<v Speaker 1>um guided by a divine hand in the wilderness. Has

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<v Speaker 1>stood all these centuries hard scrapple. So let's talk about

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about the Pilgrims the voyage, right, They landed

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<v Speaker 1>in sixty just as a quick primer um. And they

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<v Speaker 1>were Pilgrims. They were Puritans separatists, as they were often called.

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<v Speaker 1>They were people who were so pious that no one

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<v Speaker 1>in all of Europe was pious enough to contend with them.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were like, I'm sick of all you sinners.

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<v Speaker 1>Were going to go found a new um, a new

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<v Speaker 1>republic in the in the name and for the glory

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<v Speaker 1>of God, and we're going to be really, really good,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're going to do it in the new world.

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<v Speaker 1>And that that's what they did. They sailed over to

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<v Speaker 1>Massachusetts and landed in Plymouth, as it turns out, nice

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<v Speaker 1>place to land, I imagine. And uh, welch, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>are we going to get to the murder a guy

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<v Speaker 1>right away or should we just ease into that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about who was there. It wasn't just Puritans,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't just separatists. There's a whole other group of

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<v Speaker 1>people who don't get talked about a lot. Uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>they were called the strangers. Yeah, that sounded really creepy

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<v Speaker 1>when I read it. For some reason, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds cool. I think it sounds creepy. Like they look

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<v Speaker 1>like they should have been dressed in like like the

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<v Speaker 1>pilgrim black, like with why brim hats that you can't

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<v Speaker 1>see their eyes. Yeah, what was the deal with them?

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<v Speaker 1>Were they Catholic? They were anything but the separatists of

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<v Speaker 1>the Puritans. So they were Catholics, They were sailors, they

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<v Speaker 1>were um Africans, they were whoever kidnapped Indians. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if all those people were on the main Flower,

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<v Speaker 1>but there it was. There was a bunch of people,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I got them over there. He went with them.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Puritans were pretty rigid. Obviously they didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>Catholics at all. They were indeed extremely rigid. But to

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<v Speaker 1>this degree is we'll see, um. They they they found

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<v Speaker 1>that like, no nobody's this rigid. And there were a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of strangers who broke a lot of laws. But um,

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<v Speaker 1>there are a lot of Puritans who did too, um

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<v Speaker 1>and they just kind of glossed it over. They kept records,

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<v Speaker 1>but these things just didn't get promoted. Right. Yeah, Mort's relation. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're talking about mort relation. Written in sixteen twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two by William Bradford, who was clearly the governor, longtime

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<v Speaker 1>governor of Plymouth. His cousin George Morton wrote he was

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<v Speaker 1>a separatist and he wrote this book or an account,

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<v Speaker 1>and that was that sort of looked at as the

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<v Speaker 1>account of Plymouth. But as it turns out, as you

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<v Speaker 1>point out, because you wrote this um works relation was

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<v Speaker 1>written to attract funding, right for Plymouth. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>basically like a lengthy, in depth brochure to attract investors.

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<v Speaker 1>And what are you going to say. You're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to say, we're starving to death over here, we're having

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<v Speaker 1>a really hard time, we're probably not going to make it.

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<v Speaker 1>People are committing bestiality, yes, buggery is what they call

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<v Speaker 1>the huh And we'll get to that and then okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>And they're not going to say this. They're going to

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<v Speaker 1>say things are great, we're really you know, living and

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<v Speaker 1>by God's will, we're really just making it over here,

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<v Speaker 1>and we need some more money. Yeah. Yeah, so that

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<v Speaker 1>means take take it with a grain of salt. They

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<v Speaker 1>but they didn't just pretend like the strangers weren't there,

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<v Speaker 1>but they painted some of the strangers in possibly less

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<v Speaker 1>than flattering light, right, Yeah, I mean, are we at

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<v Speaker 1>the Billington's Inn, might as well be the Billington's the family,

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<v Speaker 1>John Billington's, his wife um eleanor his son's little John

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<v Speaker 1>John Jr. And Francis who was a boy his other son.

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<v Speaker 1>They were sort of painted as like reading your reading

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<v Speaker 1>your article. They sort of seem like, on one hand,

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<v Speaker 1>like the first white trash, you know, that's one way

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<v Speaker 1>to put it, and then they also sort of seem like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they might have been kind of cool and

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<v Speaker 1>just rabble rousers. Yeah, or yes, I think that that's

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<v Speaker 1>very accurate. But they definitely weren't any friends of Bradford

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<v Speaker 1>that he did not like these people. No, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>He called um He wrote in a letter to a

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Cushing I believe uh that who had some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of authority I guess in the over the colony in

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<v Speaker 1>back in England. But he basically says that Billington's still

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<v Speaker 1>rails against you and that he's a nave, which means

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<v Speaker 1>a scoundrel, and he'll always be a nave. He'll live

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<v Speaker 1>and dies so and and as so he'll live and die. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was Cushman. By the way, they cute same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh he also said he quote he said they

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<v Speaker 1>were one of the profanest families to come to the colony.

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<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't just John, I mean they didn't. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like any of them. His kids were a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a handful too, well, one of them. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>say who in the records, but on the way over,

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<v Speaker 1>Um decided that he was going to shoot off his

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<v Speaker 1>father's musket, right gun in a cabin filled with people,

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<v Speaker 1>which is bad enough, but he did it right next

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<v Speaker 1>to a open, half filled keg of gunpowder, right, so

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<v Speaker 1>he almost just blew the whole Mayflower up and history

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<v Speaker 1>would have changed forever probably. So that was the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing that happened with the Billington's and the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the people on the Mayflower. Yes, no, actually it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>There was part. There was a mutiny that John Billington's,

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<v Speaker 1>the father was involved in Um and he was he

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<v Speaker 1>was let off the hook because it was his first offense.

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<v Speaker 1>But he uh he that that started. Tensions were already high.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one of his sons, either Francis or John Jr.

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<v Speaker 1>Shot off the gun in the camp. So you start

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<v Speaker 1>to get an impression of this family, especially when you

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<v Speaker 1>look at you know when you think of them bristling,

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<v Speaker 1>not just the average persons, you know, right, ire, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but a puritan's hire, right, because you can screw up

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<v Speaker 1>like innumerable ways in the eyes of a Puritan, especially

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<v Speaker 1>if you're not a Puritan, That's right. And then once

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<v Speaker 1>they got to the New World, Uh, they continue their shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 1>John Jr. Kind of wandered off one day twenty miles

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<v Speaker 1>worth and wandered into a Native American village, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he was taken to another village by those Native Americans.

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<v Speaker 1>And eventually they sent out a group to go find

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<v Speaker 1>him and took him a little while they set sail,

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<v Speaker 1>actually ended up on Cape Cod what is now Cape

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<v Speaker 1>Cod and uh said, you know you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>come back, yes, And they found him because of Massa Swat,

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<v Speaker 1>who was the great statum of the Wappanoag Wapag. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well panel Wag or get an email for that one

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<v Speaker 1>um who was involved in the first Thanksgiving with these

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<v Speaker 1>same people. So he might have had something to do

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<v Speaker 1>with that, then, Uh, well he did. He was already

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<v Speaker 1>like he he basically was um trying to use the

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<v Speaker 1>Englishman against his rivals. I think the Abenaki um to

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<v Speaker 1>basically run them out rather than consolidate with the other

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<v Speaker 1>Indians against the English, and basically that turned over the

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<v Speaker 1>whole continent to Europe. Like that one act is largely

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<v Speaker 1>considered as the the turning point. So he was already

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<v Speaker 1>pals with him, um and uh so he helped him

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<v Speaker 1>find the boy. And if you're from Plymouth, if you

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<v Speaker 1>live in the Plymouth area, then you might know Billington see,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a pond and that's name for John Jr. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who wandered off right. Yeah, I think that he might

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<v Speaker 1>have found that. I mean, you know, he discovered the pond,

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<v Speaker 1>but he may have discovered it on his wander right,

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<v Speaker 1>his sojourn. Yeah, but they found him and he was

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<v Speaker 1>quote be hung with beads. So apparently they you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of adopted him a little bit like he was

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<v Speaker 1>the mascot and yeah, and then they gave him back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the I think that the colonists gave the

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<v Speaker 1>Indians and a couple of knives and said thanks and

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<v Speaker 1>went back to Plymouth, thanks for the beads and the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have to imagine that mounting a ten man

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<v Speaker 1>sailing expedition into Indian country. Um, because your kid wandered off,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna you're gonna You're gonna rub the back of

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<v Speaker 1>your neck and be like a lot. Uh yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a Billington and she like, thanks for getting

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<v Speaker 1>my kids back, you know, can I do I owe

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<v Speaker 1>you anything? Or you know? Not so though, because Billington

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<v Speaker 1>uh had a bad reputation and that he scoffed at

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<v Speaker 1>Captain Miles Standish and you don't scoff at Standish Miles

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<v Speaker 1>Standish proud Miles Standard was trying to get people to

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<v Speaker 1>uh to you know, serve in the military, and Bill

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<v Speaker 1>and was like, no, dude, I'm not doing that. He

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<v Speaker 1>was a part of anti government groups. Government subversion, well

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<v Speaker 1>there was in sixty four there was called what's called

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<v Speaker 1>the Old woman Lyford Conspiracy. That was the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the two main conspirators. He was named as a co conspirator.

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<v Speaker 1>And reading his history and then this, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>the actual history of this conspiracy, which is a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of secret meetings about how they should overthrow this Puritan

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<v Speaker 1>regime and start governing this colony the right way. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>he was probably a part of it, but he denied

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<v Speaker 1>it and and was let off the hook again. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and he he was also apologized for the UM for

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<v Speaker 1>standing up against Standish, and they said they threatened him

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<v Speaker 1>with hog tyme, which can actually kill you. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize that I could see that could what you're all

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<v Speaker 1>your weights on your chest right, Well, it's they tie

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<v Speaker 1>your legs together, they tie your arms behind your back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they tie your ankles to your neck around

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<v Speaker 1>your neck. What So, unless you stay completely arched like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna start cutting off circulation. Like it's a form

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<v Speaker 1>of torture. It's not just how we're gonna tie you up. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the that whole second step has been kind of lost

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<v Speaker 1>to history as I understand it. Well, now is it

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<v Speaker 1>just tying the hands and tie your your hands and

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<v Speaker 1>your ankles, your wrists and your ankles together behind your back,

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you're arched, but I don't know anything about

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<v Speaker 1>tying the ankles around that. That's horrible. Apparently the old

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<v Speaker 1>hog tie is a little more brutal. Yeah, which makes

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<v Speaker 1>total sense. Which also makes sense why he's described as

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<v Speaker 1>basically like pleading for mercy not to have that happened

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<v Speaker 1>to him, and which is why they let him go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Miles Stands is like, all right, but get out of

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<v Speaker 1>my sight Billington, And I mean, like there's really there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's we can't forget. We can't leave out the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that these people were original Plymouth colonists, Like they were

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<v Speaker 1>the first he's on the charter, the first European, the

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<v Speaker 1>first English European Americans, and the first what would become

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<v Speaker 1>one of the first states of America. Like, these are

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<v Speaker 1>important people, no matter what their reputations are. He was

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<v Speaker 1>the signer of the Mayflower Compact, which is the first

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<v Speaker 1>um European based governing law. I guess you would call

0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:31.200
<v Speaker 1>it of laws um. And he was he was. He

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<v Speaker 1>helped Hugh the colony out of the wilderness. He was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the colonists, right, yeah. And there's a pdf

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<v Speaker 1>online I found that traces his family tree and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>James Garfield, the President, was a descendant of Billington and

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<v Speaker 1>it I mean, if you're I wish I would have

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<v Speaker 1>written down some of the last names. I know Witten

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<v Speaker 1>was one of them, but I mean there are people

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<v Speaker 1>that have said, like still alive today, Oh yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>an apparently I remember researching this. I couldn't find it

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<v Speaker 1>when I reresearched for this podcast. But there's like a

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<v Speaker 1>whole up of people who are into that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're proudly ancestors of Billington's this rabble rous of the

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<v Speaker 1>first like real troublemaker in America. Well, people are proud

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<v Speaker 1>period just to be descendants of the Plymouth colonists for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So um, but you you, I hopefully everybody has like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of an idea of how Billington and his family

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<v Speaker 1>were regarded. Right, Well, we didn't get to his wife

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<v Speaker 1>and daughter. I know that was after what he could.

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<v Speaker 1>His wife was Eleanor was locked in the stocks and

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<v Speaker 1>whipped at one point. She was also had to pay

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<v Speaker 1>fines of five pounds sterling because she was found guilty

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<v Speaker 1>of slandering her neighbors. And his granddaughter Dorcas. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's only one way to pronounce that, right, yeah, d

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<v Speaker 1>O r c As. I'm gonna bring that one back.

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<v Speaker 1>If I ever had a daughter, she's gonna be Dorcas Bryant. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Dorcas apparently was sentenced to whipping because she um had

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<v Speaker 1>sexual intercourse. She was twenty two years old, and he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do that. So um, yeah, the whole family was

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<v Speaker 1>definitely not. They didn't fall in line with with the

0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.200
<v Speaker 1>rest of the crowd. Although that's that's not true because

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the rest of the crowd was doing

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<v Speaker 1>even worse things. As it turns out, you just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>read it in the brochure, right, So can we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about some of the stuff that people were doing please? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So remember by there's still only seven and fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>people in Ploymouth Colony. Okay, so this this stuff is

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<v Speaker 1>happening like twenty fifty years before that the way fewer people.

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<v Speaker 1>And yet there were incidents where people like Thomas Granger,

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<v Speaker 1>who was a servant UM was indicted for buggery which

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<v Speaker 1>we established before it was beastiality with a mayor, a cow,

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<v Speaker 1>two goats, diverse sheep, two calves, and a turkey he

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<v Speaker 1>fell in love with. He he was sentenced to hang

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<v Speaker 1>by Um are sentenced to die by hanging John Walker

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<v Speaker 1>the next year turkey he yes, um, he was. He

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<v Speaker 1>laid with a bitch as it's uh put and of

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<v Speaker 1>course we mean the the well the pilgrims meant the dog,

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<v Speaker 1>the female dog. Um. Another guy was was he was

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<v Speaker 1>held on suspicion of buggery with the beast. Another guy

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<v Speaker 1>had buggery with the mayor, and it just keeps going

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<v Speaker 1>on and going on. So basically somebody would get caught

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping with a dog and would be whipped, put into

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<v Speaker 1>the stocks, pilloried, um, and it was just recorded but

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<v Speaker 1>never talked about. Yeah, there was also rape in sodomy

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<v Speaker 1>against humans. Yeah. The the way they put sodomy was

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<v Speaker 1>that they were um. These John Alexander and Thomas Roberts

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<v Speaker 1>back in sixty seven were caught um and they got

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<v Speaker 1>the hot irons, which wow, is that's rough. So you

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<v Speaker 1>hear about this stuff and you think Dorcas doing you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping with a man, I presume is a very normal

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<v Speaker 1>thing for twenty two year old middle aged woman to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Right at the time. Yes, she's not, she's not laying

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<v Speaker 1>down with the turkeys. No, so Eleanor got put in

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<v Speaker 1>the stocks for slander, right, Yeah, there's no recording of

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<v Speaker 1>what she said or basically we've reached this point here

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<v Speaker 1>where we should probably talk about what John Billington did. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because now that we debunk the fact that not everyone

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<v Speaker 1>was super pure and you can't necessarily read uh Mort's

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<v Speaker 1>relation and the brochure and say, you know, everything was

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<v Speaker 1>just hunky dory over there. This maybe actually, maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>is why the movie hasn't been made because he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to see a guy sleeping with the turkey. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's a market that you paid a lot

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<v Speaker 1>for it. You know, it's a market for that, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the box office grossing record breaking numbers. Peter

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<v Speaker 1>Weir wouldn't touchdown or not what the didn' football? So, um,

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<v Speaker 1>we should probably talk about how Billington became America's first murderer.

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<v Speaker 1>It took it took place what ten years after he

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<v Speaker 1>got there, So you have to think, like, this guy's

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<v Speaker 1>an original settler and he's been farming and hewing an

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<v Speaker 1>existence out for himself and other people. And as a

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<v Speaker 1>h an original Mayflower compact signer, he got a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of land parcel to him, like this is probably ten's

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<v Speaker 1>land now. So but while he made an enemy, clearly

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<v Speaker 1>one real enemy. He made quite a few, Bradford being

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<v Speaker 1>one of them. But he made one enemy named John Newcomen,

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<v Speaker 1>who was a newcomer as it turns out, to Plymouth. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>he hadn't been there for ten years and it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like history is a little sketchy because, like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not all like recorded at that point. But one

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<v Speaker 1>thing I read was that it was possibly over hunting rights,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't know how true that is. It is true,

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<v Speaker 1>it is, Yeah, there there's I When I was going

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<v Speaker 1>back and um reading the the source material for this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why did I Why was I so vague

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<v Speaker 1>when I wrote this article? Because it did that confirm?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it confirm that? Yeah? Well so in the Bradford's

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<v Speaker 1>version basically is like this, he wayed at Billingtons Waylade Newcoming,

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<v Speaker 1>which we should explain what waylate is. Waylade is like

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<v Speaker 1>basically lying in wait and then murdering, like hiding in

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<v Speaker 1>the bush. It premeditated. It's huge if you read a

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<v Speaker 1>stranger's account. There's an account by a stranger and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who. Um it's not in this, not in

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<v Speaker 1>the source I cited, but um it's It talks about

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<v Speaker 1>how Newcoming was already known to Billington's because he um

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<v Speaker 1>he used to steal from Billington's traps, he poached on

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<v Speaker 1>his land and um Billington had chased the kid off

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of times newcomers seventeen at the time. He

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<v Speaker 1>was a little jerk basically, and he was what the

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<v Speaker 1>strangers called a saint, which meant you were in good

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<v Speaker 1>with Bradford because you're a Puritan, and compared to a stranger,

0:21:03.720 --> 0:21:06.560
<v Speaker 1>you had exponentially more rights and you got away with

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<v Speaker 1>exponentially more stuff. Okay, So here's Billington, who already has

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<v Speaker 1>a bad reputation, and there's some little seventeen year old

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<v Speaker 1>punk kid stealing from his traps who's chased off time

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<v Speaker 1>and time and time again, and um, he catches him there.

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<v Speaker 1>So he goes after him with his gun, and the

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<v Speaker 1>kid goes and hides behind a tree, and Billington shoots

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<v Speaker 1>at the tree. I don't know if he meant to

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<v Speaker 1>shoot at the kid. Apparently he's a pretty good marks mint,

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<v Speaker 1>but he hit the kid in the shoulder, not exactly

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<v Speaker 1>a lethal shot. Today. Well, the kid died in like

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<v Speaker 1>three days of an infection. That's how the America's first

0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:49.040
<v Speaker 1>murder took place. And it was apparently with a blunderbuss.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever heard of these guns? Is that the

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<v Speaker 1>one with the big sort of like pilgrim hunting with yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I mean, it's not like an elephant gun,

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<v Speaker 1>but if it does flare out at the end, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of, um, what would be considered today, it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like a sawed off shotgun. So like it

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<v Speaker 1>was a musket, but it was short and flared, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I imagine it it had a wider spray, even

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<v Speaker 1>though it wasn't well it wouldn't be a spray because

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't use pellets, but they compared it to a

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<v Speaker 1>sawed off shotgun. And what I read hand on the

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<v Speaker 1>pump exactly. So, um, that's how the first murder took place.

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<v Speaker 1>I get the impression. Billington, who was also um described

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<v Speaker 1>as um beloved by many in another account by a

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<v Speaker 1>stranger kind of a satirical take on Plymouth colony. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas Morton in the New English Canaan said that he

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<v Speaker 1>was a beloved dude. He was beloved by many. Basically,

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<v Speaker 1>if you were a stranger, you probably like Billington's He

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<v Speaker 1>sounded like a kind of a fun guy to be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he's the first murderer, but he's a rebbel

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<v Speaker 1>rouser that's into associate with those types. Well, Billington thinks

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<v Speaker 1>that because of the um, the fact that they need people,

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<v Speaker 1>they're still each individual is very important. UM. And that

0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:10.480
<v Speaker 1>this kid had been really it was the kid's fault

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<v Speaker 1>that he was on his property. Billington and warned him,

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<v Speaker 1>all warned him all that he would he would be

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<v Speaker 1>spared his life. Well, no, Governor Bradford himself was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who ordered him to death, and he didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>him to begin with. So right, So this is um

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<v Speaker 1>what you could call unfair to a certain extent perhaps.

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<v Speaker 1>And not only did Bradford sentence his longtime enemy or

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<v Speaker 1>somebody he disdained for many years to death, he was

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<v Speaker 1>also the one who literally wrote the history. In addition

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<v Speaker 1>to what is it Morts what mort retort? Uh? Not

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<v Speaker 1>Mort's retort? I was kidding most mort relation, Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>in addition to Morts relation, the other probably largest cited

0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 1>um firsthand account of Plymouth plantation is called of Planmouth Plantation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Bradford's own journal. So he literally wrote the history

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<v Speaker 1>for Plymouth. And of course he's going to paint it

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<v Speaker 1>in his He's gonna paint himself and his fellows in

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<v Speaker 1>the best light. And that's what we go on and

0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Billington in a poor light because he sent him the hang.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think if anything, this um was the episode

0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:29.000
<v Speaker 1>intended to tell you to always take historical accounts of

0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:31.600
<v Speaker 1>the Green Stall, especially the old ones. There's always two

0:24:31.640 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>sides to every story, and the three stooges actually get

0:24:36.760 --> 0:24:39.639
<v Speaker 1>better as you age stuff. You should know you got

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<v Speaker 1>anything else. Nope. If you want to learn more about

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<v Speaker 1>America's first murderer, type America's first murderer America. I'm gonna

0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:50.320
<v Speaker 1>have be trouble saying that. These days you can type

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<v Speaker 1>that in the hand You can type wherever you want,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're gonna get the best result if you type

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<v Speaker 1>it in the handy search bart how stuff works dot

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<v Speaker 1>com uh, and then of course brings up listener mail. Yes, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna call this nicotine poisoning from Aaron. A couple

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 1>of years ago, guys who came home from university to

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<v Speaker 1>find my key, we roommate, working away in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>He decided to bake brownies for the first time, and

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<v Speaker 1>I hurried upstairs to try some, because you want to

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<v Speaker 1>support his friend. Quickly, I was overwhelmed by a sour taste,

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<v Speaker 1>which was only mildly canceled out by the cherries which

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:25.000
<v Speaker 1>were mixed in with the batter. It was very close

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<v Speaker 1>to spitting it out when my roommate walked in and said,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think. I didn't want to insult them,

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<v Speaker 1>so I popped the rest of it in my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>and said I could use a little more sugar. I

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<v Speaker 1>left the room, and that's when everything got hazy. What

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember is my roommates bursting into my room.

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<v Speaker 1>This is crazy. They found me curled up into a

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<v Speaker 1>ball with my head between my knees, rocking slowly. I

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<v Speaker 1>was covered in sweat and muttering to myself, letting out

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<v Speaker 1>loud moans, which is apparently what alerted my roommates when

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<v Speaker 1>they opened the door. They flooded the room with light,

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<v Speaker 1>caused intense pain in my head and for some reason

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<v Speaker 1>in my stumm I not really thinking. I bolted to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and induced vomiting trying to get all the

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<v Speaker 1>evil out of me. I was exhausted, laying on the

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<v Speaker 1>floor trying to figure out what was wrong. Apparently, there

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<v Speaker 1>were two boxes on the table, did you read this?

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<v Speaker 1>One one containing brownies and one with shisha tobacco destined

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<v Speaker 1>for the hookah that they kept in their house, Clark,

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<v Speaker 1>In my haste, I accidentally consumed about three ounces of

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<v Speaker 1>cherry tobacco mix that was destined for the hookah. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure exactly how much nicotine my body absorbed in

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<v Speaker 1>the hour or so it was in me, but when

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<v Speaker 1>I stood up, I promptly passed out and, according to

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<v Speaker 1>my roommates, started convulsion on the floor. They wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>take me to the hospital, of course, but I refused,

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<v Speaker 1>being the bull headed midwesterner I sometimes can be, or

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<v Speaker 1>the college student who doesn't want to pay for that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of When I did go to the hospital the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning explain the situation to the e R Tech,

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<v Speaker 1>they immediately took my vital sin said I was lucky,

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<v Speaker 1>lucky to have survived without any serious complications, uh that

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<v Speaker 1>it very well could have been a fatal dose. And

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<v Speaker 1>all I can say is, if you're ever in the

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<v Speaker 1>same situation, air on the side of caution, called poison

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<v Speaker 1>control right away. And He's lucky that his roommates one

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<v Speaker 1>of them at e M T training because it could

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<v Speaker 1>have gone the other way. And Aaron might not be

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of our podcast today Man the eight who

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<v Speaker 1>gets tobacco pot it in his mouth and said it

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