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Speaker 1: The nick Lizer Podcast. Here is Nicky here? I am

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Speaker 1: Oh that was loud. Hello everyone, Welcome to the Nicky

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Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast Live edition. No, uh, how are we feeling?

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Speaker 1: This is unbelievable and it's so exciting. Usually I have

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Speaker 1: to say to anyone who's listening at home, UM, I

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Speaker 1: know how you feel about live episodes of podcasts. We

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Speaker 1: all know we listen to podcasts. You usually skip the

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Speaker 1: live ones because they're not as good as in person,

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Speaker 1: and you're jealous of the people that are there, and

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Speaker 1: you should be. All these people are gonna have a

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Speaker 1: great time tonight, but we are going to have a

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Speaker 1: great show for our listeners as well, and we're thinking

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Speaker 1: about you. You're here in spirit kind of. I've got

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Speaker 1: honestly forgot we had any other listeners. Um, how are

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Speaker 1: you doing tonight? No? Uh, I mean I'm blown away

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Speaker 1: by all of this. What way it blows you away?

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Speaker 1: The most? Our besties, Yes, I know so many fans

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Speaker 1: of the show. That's I'm overwhelmed by it. And we

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Speaker 1: can see them all. Usually when I'm on stage, everyone

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Speaker 1: is in the dark. And how do you feel about that? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm blurring my eyes, you know. I yeah, someone just

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Speaker 1: when you do make eye contact, their force to laugh,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like it's kind of raping them into

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Speaker 1: a laugh, and I just don't want to it's the

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Speaker 1: nicest way to say That's not the nicest way to

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Speaker 1: say it. That's actually how was that the nicest way

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Speaker 1: to say it? I love how that was me covering up.

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Speaker 1: That was honestly the worst way to say it, But

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Speaker 1: that's how it feels. It's like I never want to

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Speaker 1: make someone do anything against their will, and so when

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Speaker 1: I look at people, I think early on in my

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Speaker 1: standard career, I realized when I would look down at

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Speaker 1: someone like a nervous girl, that would be just like

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Speaker 1: judging my boots and um, if you have any questions

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Speaker 1: posh mark plus shipping and uh. But yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: like she gave me something, the same way I used

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Speaker 1: to feel when men would be like smile and I

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Speaker 1: least I can do to not get raped right now,

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Speaker 1: Like what what might you do if I don't? I

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Speaker 1: and I do like to say that although we are,

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Speaker 1: around which you know people on the podcast. No, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why they're here. We're so confused that cameras

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Speaker 1: keep following, but it's happening. Um. I want to just

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Speaker 1: extend to you everyone here, Um, if you want to

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Speaker 1: going to be like, oh, look at this guy taking

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Speaker 1: now my life shows because people get so especially now

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Speaker 1: if we are for a second thinking that anyone going

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Speaker 1: We got him into it. He had to take the test.

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Speaker 1: What dad, what's the capital Bachelor Nation Milan? But it's okay,

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Speaker 1: it's been a while. No, he had to take a

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Speaker 1: the right things, Dad, thanks for chiming in now. Um,

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Speaker 1: he was so happy when you moved out. No, you're

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Speaker 1: a Mr. Bachelor. He's like, get the animal like sleep.

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Speaker 1: So many guys like these shows, they really do because

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Speaker 1: to see I get to see how men like process,

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Speaker 1: you know, hot women, and have even judgments of these

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Speaker 1: that's why I like living here. Um, dude, I'm not joking.

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Speaker 1: You're all so beautiful and I'm so flattered to have

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Speaker 1: hon enough. It just looks so exhausting to like be

427
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Speaker 1: that hot and so like always have like your look

428
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: pretty while you get your feet might be like you

429
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:25,359
Speaker 1: like a prima don I mean with snake earrings and

430
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Speaker 1: looking hot. I mean, this is not someone who is

431
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 1: trying to look cool shark ring. I'm wearing snake earrings.

432
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a shirt made by a bessie. Um. Okay, Andrew,

433
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Speaker 1: let's talk about you're obsessed with Squid Game. How many

434
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Speaker 1: people in the room have seen Squid Game? Yeah? Yes, okay,

435
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 1: all right, I have not seen it. You are obsessed

436
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: with it? Yeah? Any anything else? Okay? Well no, I

437
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: have a couple know. The ending I thought was terrible.

438
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 1: I think you should have got on the plane and

439
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 1: and don't. I don't know you're telling me doesn't get

440
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,679
Speaker 1: on there's a tent or something. I don't watch the

441
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: first episode and be like, I know he doesn't get

442
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 1: on the plane, and like it's going to ruin it.

443
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: I'm never going to watch it. It seems to like

444
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: unret nervous and yeah, you know how I feel about

445
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: Like that's what the big words like octopus, teacher or squids.

446
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: We're gonna be like eating or something. Do you ever

447
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 1: watch muck Bangs where Asian women are eating like live

448
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: octopuses and stuff. Maybe that's poor. No, that's a real thing.

449
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: So why is it squid? Why is it called squid?

450
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 1: Because it was a game that I don't want to

451
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: give it away, but this is the first episode, and

452
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: then he didn't get on the plane in the last one.

453
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: But one time I told my buddy, who kais are?

454
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: So it was before he watched and it was probably

455
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: the most shitty thing I've ever done. But in retrospect,

456
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 1: Kevin Spacey taught me he got me. Yeah, he really.

457
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, yeah, you're gonna give way who

458
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: I am in that movie where do you find Out

459
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: Who I Really am? Which I had a limp that

460
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 1: one's coming. Uh yeah, that is uh dark. Okay, Anyways,

461
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: those shows great. Yeah, yeah, I recommend it. It's I

462
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: think the first episode is probably one of the best

463
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 1: first episodes ever. I love this guy. He's like downtrotten.

464
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: And he claimed that he was the best actor you've

465
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: ever seen in your entire life today? Who's seen the show? Who? Yeah?

466
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 1: How good is that act? Is he really great? What's

467
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: his name? What's his name? Thank you so much? Noah,

468
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 1: daniel Lewis I think that and DiCaprio. Yeah, yeah, but

469
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: I just wear his wardrobe, do you this guy's wardrobe?

470
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 1: We know that you tend to just kind of rip

471
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: off celebrities, but wait for them to die, for them

472
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: to die opioid crisis to take their life, and then

473
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: you swoop on in. It's true. Bourdaine died and then

474
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks later he was just sporting some

475
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Speaker 1: like kind of new kind of John Varvados boots and

476
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: I go, what the hell are those? And he goes,

477
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I saw Bourdaine wearing and I go,

478
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: when when were they dangling Jesus in the casket? Yeah,

479
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 1: he looked pretty cool. And then he always looked like

480
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,479
Speaker 1: he was dead though, to be honest, Yeah, he had

481
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: a very dead cheek. Yeah, oh god, he was a

482
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: cool dude. That that one bummed me out a lot.

483
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: You know, what's what's been the number one celebrity death

484
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: that you were like rocked by? Tom petty. Oh yeah,

485
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Speaker 1: that's yeah. I would you know, listening with my dad,

486
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Speaker 1: did you cry? Uh a little bit? I remember I

487
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 1: was in the park and I was trying to cry.

488
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 1: I was like I should be crying. Oh yeah, I

489
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 1: love when you talking should cry and then you don't cry,

490
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: and like you're a sociopath. Yeah yeah, and when your

491
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Speaker 1: mom dies and you just heart like you know, you

492
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Speaker 1: gotta calling. I'm just putting a scenario where he cry.

493
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Speaker 1: Uh no, you the funniest moment. Can I tell the

494
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Speaker 1: moment where you cried? Yeah? Oh god? Ok. We were

495
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Speaker 1: in the we were in Cayman filming f Boy, and

496
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: we were swimming after a shoot. I smoked your ass

497
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Speaker 1: in a swim ray Yeah yeah he did. I challenged

498
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: him in a swim race. He beat me and it

499
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: was humiliating because that's the only sport that I feel

500
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 1: like I'm any good at. And uh but I recovered

501
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: and we were You did a butterfly, which was fantastic.

502
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for Yeah, she has a great butterfly.

503
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Speaker 1: She really does thing. Can we give it up for

504
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: a butterfly? Look at that? Look at that? I mean, um,

505
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: you just yeah, yeah, you gotta have that look like

506
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 1: a poster over an executive desk. That's like, I don't

507
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: know why we we were in. It was this beautiful

508
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: sunset on seven mile Beach, which is really five miles

509
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: because of erosion or something. I don't know, that's what

510
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: they say. And uh, it was the sun was setting

511
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: and I was kind of over it because you guys

512
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: know how I feel about nature. I was like, oh,

513
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: google image it later. And so I went inside to

514
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: go pee or get something to eat. And I come

515
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,959
Speaker 1: back and uh, and I leave Andrew alone just standing

516
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: in the water. It's calm water, sunset beautiful and this

517
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: you know, crystal clear water. And we come. I come back,

518
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: and then you join me up at the you know,

519
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: we're sitting kind of like in the dark now, uh,

520
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: at the twilight. And you come up and you're kind

521
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: of somber. You wrap atal around yourself and you're just

522
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 1: kind of sitting there and you go, no, I just

523
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: that sunset just can't made me cry. And I go,

524
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 1: oh my, really, I got I think I probably was

525
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: like you pussy. I go, you cie, and you go

526
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:23,919
Speaker 1: and I go, what you're butterfly? Wasn't that good? It

527
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: wasn't really that great? No, I think. I was like, wait,

528
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: how did you do that? How did you cry at

529
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: a sunset? Like I've never seen you cry something so beautiful?

530
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: And he goes, what did you say? I thought it

531
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: was Actually I thought of my mom because she does sad.

532
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: But she has emphyzema, which is cop D, which is uh,

533
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: I gotta keep going because there's a lung disease which

534
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: she has to be on oxygen, so she can't travel

535
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: that much. And she definitely can't swim in the ocean

536
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: because it's not a scuba tank, it's an oxygena. It

537
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: doesn't work that way. I tried. I pushed her in,

538
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: but she just she just saying right away it was yeah,

539
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: it was weird, but she's still going. But yeah, but

540
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: you were like, yeah, my mom. Just like I just

541
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: realized I was getting to do something that my mom

542
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: will probably never ever get to do again, you know,

543
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: And I go, oh my god, and I almost started

544
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: tearing up. I was just like, that is like really sad.

545
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: I was like, so did your mom, Like, did she

546
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: like love swimming? And he goes, no, I don't think

547
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 1: I've ever seen her in the water. She never We

548
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: lived on the water and she didn't go near it,

549
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: like went pre oxygen. I'm talking when she had all

550
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: her lung she was still swimming, not all she hated

551
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: the beach. Actually, maybe that's why I was crying, because

552
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I hate to be so funny,

553
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: does you being like, no, I never even saw her

554
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: stuff foot in water, not even a bath. We grew

555
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: up in Florida, Like, there's no excuse, so that we

556
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: just started saying like a bus would drive by it

557
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: to be like, I can't believe your mom will never

558
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: get hit by a bus again, or even an option

559
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: for her because she like, I mean it just you

560
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: can you can make it anything. Yeah, it's yeah. I

561
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 1: mean you know she'll never you know, you know, something creative.

562
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 1: She'll never something creative again, you know. Yeah, I'm so jealous.

563
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: It's like tingling. You don't like, you're so calm, you

564
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: have like a very stop hitting on her. I'm not her,

565
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: but I love your hair. Baby. No, I'm just more. No,

566
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: she is so they're so goodna is not listening, don't worry,

567
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: it's uh. I just I'm so sad she'll never get

568
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: to swim again. It sounds like she's let me see

569
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571
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572
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573
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574
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575
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576
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577
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578
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Speaker 1: you have a very calming vibe about you. And yes,

579
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: this foot massage is fantastic and I yeah you. I've

580
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: been making you give me massages on the road. I'm

581
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Speaker 1: not a great job, and but you're so good at

582
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: it and it makes me so mad because I have

583
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Speaker 1: to beg you and you won't do it. And sometimes

584
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Speaker 1: I'm like do it, like why, like this isn't me

585
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586
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Speaker 1: I don't want the money. I don't want the money,

587
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,760
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588
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589
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Speaker 1: Who doesn't want to pay you. Okay, I will pay

590
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Speaker 1: you for massage. I've been keeping it. You'll do it

591
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Speaker 1: for two seconds and then when I start going ow,

592
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: you dig harder. It's like that's your sign, you know,

593
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: when you have sex sometimes and you're like, oh, that's great,

594
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595
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,520
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596
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Speaker 1: on Reddit. It's like if we if we tell you

597
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Speaker 1: we like it, don't change it. Like, I think that's

598
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: a thing that happens. That's what you do with massages,

599
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Speaker 1: Like you'll go harder and you really do torture me,

600
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Speaker 1: which I love. You could go harder, but I don't

601
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602
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Speaker 1: Do you ever, like do you have to do exercises?

603
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604
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Speaker 1: I mean it's a pretty her dad has. It's even bigger.

605
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: I mean, look at that one's crankin. I know it's big.

606
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how your skin holds it in. I

607
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: know it's it's about to crack, you know what I mean.

608
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: I think the same thing. It's like a pregnant woman's

609
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: belly have to rub like oils on it and and

610
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Speaker 1: and sing to it at night so it recognizes my voice. Wait,

611
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Speaker 1: did you does it ever come out of the skin though?

612
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen at night? Mine does? And it

613
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: comes in your room and it gently just nuzzles your head. Yeah, yeah,

614
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Speaker 1: No it doesn't. There's no you want to ask. You

615
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Speaker 1: asked me about bunions, don't. She's busy. I know about

616
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Speaker 1: it does not come out of the skin. The skin

617
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Speaker 1: can hold a bunyon in. That's the rhyme. But every podiatristler, no,

618
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Speaker 1: they don't come out of this kid. We gotta get

619
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: to the news. Let's get to the news. It's Wednesday, folks,

620
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: and you know what that means. It's Funday. It's so weird,

621
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Speaker 1: like honest, like yes, and like it is only dawned

622
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: on me recently from meeting fans after shows that like

623
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: it's a real thing and like it and I know

624
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: what it's like. I listened to the Arch Morning Show,

625
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: the Courtney Show every single morning, and I like look

626
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: forward to getting out of bed because I know there's

627
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: going to be people live talking to me and like

628
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: do and I know all the bits I know the

629
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Speaker 1: inside jokes. One of those people is here tonight, Chris

630
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: Convey from The Courtney Show. I really recommend I recommend

631
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: that show to our listeners. You can get it on

632
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: the the Arch app no matter where you live, but

633
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634
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635
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: get that kind of obsession with a show that's there

636
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: for you every day, and that's why I wanted to

637
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: make it four days a week. And when I meet

638
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: people and they're like we're I feel like you're my friend.

639
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: I go, no, you are like we are. And I

640
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: don't want to extend that to people who have mental

641
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: illness that makes them think that we should be together

642
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: forever and stuff like that. But most people, Yes, yeah

643
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: I do, and I find it out usually when there's

644
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: a blade in my stomach um during a meet and greet.

645
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: I can't wait to wear your outfits after you like

646
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: boy friend clothes, the ones they're like baggy boy friends.

647
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: All right, first story, we're so good at that alright.

648
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: Hiker who got lost? This is crazy already sorry, I

649
00:35:52,440 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: already heard this on The Courtney Show. This was this guy.

650
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: He was on a Colorado mountain for more than twenty

651
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: four hours. He ignored calls from rescuers because he didn't

652
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: want to pick up an unknown number. I don't blame him.

653
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: I have so many creditors. I'd rather die on that

654
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: mountain then talk to another guy being Mr. You have

655
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: four grand for that penis pump? You boss? You didn't

656
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: even you were like, you have a little way away. Yeah,

657
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: it's a lot of payments. Yeah, it's a it's a

658
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: payment per pump. Actually, that's that's how it works. You're right, dude,

659
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: Like that those calls, That just shows how much people

660
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: When I call a number and I know they don't

661
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: have it in their phone, when they do pick it up,

662
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: I go, what's wrong with you? Like, why would you?

663
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: You shouldn't answer them? You should text before, you should

664
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: give a pre empt. Yes, yes, exactly. Hey does is

665
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: Nikki pick up? I'm calling you in a minute and

666
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: then you call and then they're dead on a mountain? Yes? Yes?

667
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: So did rescue team spent all evening searching for this guy.

668
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 1: The guy got home safe, He just didn't answer his phone.

669
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: So he wasn't like stuck the whole time. Oh, he

670
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: wasn't like waiting for stuff. He was like, I got it. Yeah,

671
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: he was a man. Yes, people are like we'll help you.

672
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: It's like the no, I think I know what I'm

673
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: doing and ignoring it. Yeah, I mean, I mean, if

674
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 1: you were stuck on a mountain, how long do you

675
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: think you'd last. I wouldn't be on a mountain. Um,

676
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: I would not get stuck. I would not everyone lost

677
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: in the woods. Yeah. I got lost skiing one time.

678
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: I went down the path. I was faster than my

679
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: parents and I kind of went off on my own.

680
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: It was very scary. I was rescued by some like

681
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: nearly ski bums, dude or whatever dragged but they were

682
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: just like this twelve year old girl doing by herself

683
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the you know, King tut lifts

684
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: or whatever it was. And uh yeah, and they scooped

685
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 1: me up and then I was you know, and that's

686
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: how I became Peekaboo Street. And I really didn't feel

687
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: like I wanted to be adopted into the mountain and

688
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: like become a I wanted to grow up on a

689
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: mountain and be a professional ski I got stuck on

690
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: a mountain once you did, it's weird. Yeah, I just

691
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 1: I was in color or no, I was in Canada,

692
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: and my buddies went down faster than me because you know,

693
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: twelve falls. And we nicknamed him twelve Falls because we

694
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,800
Speaker 1: went skiing last year right January, right before the pandemic,

695
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: and he he had a rough day. It was like

696
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: it should have been he had he had only snowboarded.

697
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: Really it was his first time skiing and forever. But

698
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: I would had just like a giggle fest. I was

699
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: just in that kind of loopy mood of just giggling.

700
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: And I asked Andrew, go, how do you know how

701
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: many times you fell today? Goes, I don't know. Twelve times.

702
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: That's like a lot to fall, like, that's a lot,

703
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: and so we nicknamed him Old twelve Falls. Yeah. So anyway,

704
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,359
Speaker 1: that was dug on the mountain fall, I guess, and

705
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: I ended up going down. It's a ten it was

706
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: called oh yeah, and I didn't know what ten. I

707
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: didn't know what that. No, it's ten kilometers. So it

708
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: was just a green that just so by the time

709
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: I got down, it was like nighttime and my friends,

710
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: my friends were all betting that I was dead. And

711
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,280
Speaker 1: then and then they were like, we're gonna go helicopter

712
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: skiing tomorrow because Andrew slowing us down, and so they

713
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,479
Speaker 1: were all happy hopefully I was either or like broke

714
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: a leg. Oh my god, and then they saw me.

715
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: Just what's it called when you pizza? Yeah? It was

716
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: pizza and it's like nighttime. And do what I like

717
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: about you? Though you do things you're bad at, you

718
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: like you're not scared to do things that you're bad at.

719
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 1: Like you you're you're adventurous kind of. I did jump

720
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: out of a plane once. You did when we went

721
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: to go see the sting rays and came in your way.

722
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: When you involved an animal, I'm all in that's where

723
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 1: people go, whoa nikki? You love nature? I thought you

724
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: hated it. I'm like, but there's an animal, I'm getting

725
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 1: in there, but stingrays. You were obsessed that it was

726
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 1: what about stever? When I'm like, name one other person

727
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: that's been killed by a singwright, like it's the big one.

728
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: But so do you google anything? And like these are

729
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,879
Speaker 1: they were so friendly, they were proven friendly and even

730
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: with the facts, you were still scared. Although I did

731
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: get bit by one. It was thrilling. I got like

732
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: nipped by one and it was really thrilling, where like

733
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: on the on the thigh, I was like, what, I

734
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, it's just tell us, Andrew, how

735
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: do you feel about stever When are you gonna cry? No,

736
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm just mad you only had one outfit. It's only green.

737
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Come on, buddy, don't you ever steal it?

738
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: I would try? No. But the thing about okay, can

739
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: I just say stever win was it was like a

740
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: bowl ray. So it was like this, it was the

741
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 1: type of thing ray that like it can like it

742
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 1: is a different kind of thing ray, you see. Yeah,

743
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: that's it's like it was very dangerous these other ones

744
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,399
Speaker 1: unless you step on them while they're sleeping. They only

745
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: get one barb to shoot off. And they're not going

746
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: to shoot off a barb unless it's like unless it

747
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,919
Speaker 1: does have a bar but it has to shoot it off.

748
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 1: It's not gonna like you touch it. And it's like,

749
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Yeah, but I'm scared. It

750
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: was a pandemic. Okay, what's happening? Oh it sounds like

751
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: someone seeming something. Oh all right, well I don't I

752
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:47,760
Speaker 1: don't hate it. That's kind of like comforting and something

753
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 1: just to pass out. All right, young Americans are having

754
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:58,919
Speaker 1: less sex than ever before. Study wrapped up two years

755
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: before the pandemic. I don't understand a study that's from

756
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: two years ago. But I don't know. But we'll keep going.

757
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: You know, they just put in the data. It took

758
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: a long time. The spreadsheet was confusing. Yeah. According to

759
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: studies authors, there are several explanations to go, go go seven.

760
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: Busy lifestyle means less time to have sex. Heads buried

761
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: in tech devices a lot. Additionally, an increase in anxiety

762
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: and depression and young adults failure to launch, women opting

763
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: out of casual sexual encounters, and the royal smartphones have

764
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: played in making us we got it Matthew McConaughey, movies, um,

765
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: failure to launch, Okay, you want to keep going? Like

766
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: what else? Anxiety through technology doesn't help young people develop

767
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: the social and intimacy, intimacy skills and vulnerability needed to

768
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 1: be in physical relationship. That makes that makes sense, it does.

769
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: But I think you fun way more because of your phone.

770
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: That that's actually truths because it's like easier to make hookups.

771
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: I read a great meme the other day that was

772
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: like you read it, you know, like a tweet that's

773
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 1: like a picture it said. I forget where I heard it.

774
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: Maybe I heard it on your show, Chris, But it

775
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: was about um how someone was like, oh, oh you

776
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: met oh dating apps. Dating apps are so weird. Everyone

777
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: meets on dating apps now. I used to just go

778
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: out and meet whoever was around, Like, wait, why why

779
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: is that bad? That person? That person? That's true though,

780
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 1: like dating used to be just like whoever's around, and

781
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: for some reason, that's more noble than like an app

782
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: where you can actually specify what you're looking for, you know, yeah, no,

783
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: I think I mean for a while, it was weird

784
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: to meet on the internet. It was so embarrassing. Yeah, weird.

785
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: And it's like now if you meet at a bar,

786
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: you're fucking freak. Yeah, and a pandemic, you know. Yeah yeah,

787
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 1: um it's You're right. When you do meet people, you

788
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: just assume you met online or on Instagram, Like dating

789
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: apps equal Instagrams, instat or something. But meeting like you

790
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: and your boyfriend Noah, like you had met each other

791
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: through we met in real life. We met in real life,

792
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: and then seven years later I requested a fault, you know,

793
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: like I requested to follow him and then he DM

794
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: me you made the first movie you request on Instagram? Yeah, yeah,

795
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: that's a good man. Wait, did who made the first DM?

796
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: He did the first DM? Remember we did the book him?

797
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 1: What you did the book on him? Because you had

798
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: already gotten the book? Who here knows about the book? Yes? Okay? Good?

799
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: Oh you got engaged? Oh my god? What did were

800
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: you engaged before you read the book? Did the book

801
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 1: help you get engaged? Okay? But did it help you

802
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: have a better relationship? You did you learn from the book?

803
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: What you learned? What's the most important thing you learned

804
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: from the book? Speak with feelings versus I think? Right,

805
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: leave the I thinks for him? Yeah. The hardest thing

806
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 1: with that if you feel like she has a hard

807
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: time if you no, no, no, he thinks yeah. If

808
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: you don't know the book, it's called Getting to I Do,

809
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: and it talks about masculine and feminine energy and and

810
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 1: most relationships about I would say, in a straight relationship,

811
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 1: heterosexual relationships, the man is the mask, wants to be

812
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: the masculine energy, the woman is the feminine energy. And

813
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: one of the things is it teaches women how to

814
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: speak to a masculine energy man so that he can

815
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: receive it better and how you can be more understood.

816
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: And what it tells you is like, don't tell a man.

817
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: I think always just talk about your feelings and never

818
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: ask a man how he feels. In less you're paying No,

819
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: he's on fire. That's so, that's what she said. Dr

820
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: Pat Allen said, don't ask a man how he feels

821
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: unless he's on fire. They don't want to talk about

822
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: this on the phone. She's very, very intimidating and she

823
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: and she also did our show you up. Yeah, I

824
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: had a private consult with her. Yeah, she's she. I mean,

825
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: she's almost like that Dr Ruth kind of character, you know,

826
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: very sex positive. But no, no bullshit with this one.

827
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 1: I think her first husband died and now she is

828
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: with someone else and she just she goes, I'm a

829
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: I'm a badass bitch in the office place. She's like,

830
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 1: you are intimidated by I mean, she's scary and she's

831
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: goes when I go at home, when I go home,

832
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: I am very docile. I'm just one. I'm like, very

833
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: receiving energy. I'm the opposite because I gotta I gotta change,

834
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: because that's what I wanted A relationship. I don't want

835
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: to be the one that's like, I think this. So

836
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 1: it's interesting that you say that I think and I feel.

837
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: So women are instructed to only speak with I feel,

838
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: and it it does. And I've said this before. The

839
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: book you start go, you go, I have to live

840
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: like a goddamn handmaid. And the truth is yes, but

841
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: not forever, just until you get the guy and then

842
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 1: he dies and then you get to go back to

843
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: the way you were. But at first, yeah, you got

844
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: to do all these rules. But what you do learn

845
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 1: is like you you're you're actually because Noah, we batted

846
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: up against this a lot with this book of like

847
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: we have now we have to we have to dress

848
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: sexy for men, and we have to wear uncomfortable clothes

849
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 1: so that they look at our bodies and think of

850
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: us sexually and then we can have sex with them.

851
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: And then we also have to always speak with our feelings,

852
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: and we can't ever tell them what we think, even

853
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 1: if we know what what's better. We have to just go,

854
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: what do you think I should eat for dinner? And

855
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: then they tell us and you go, oh, I feel

856
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: like that's a good idea, and it's just like, oh, God.

857
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 1: But the thing is it actually honors what you how

858
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,280
Speaker 1: you want to be. It taught us how to set boundaries. Yes, yes,

859
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: and those are very hard to sundaries. Uh yeah, it is.

860
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: That's being able to go this is what I want

861
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: and if you can't do it by also like, but

862
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: isn't annoying to have to like second guess everything you're

863
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: doing instead of just it's a map for us, it's not.

864
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: It's helping us, not second guess. Yes, exactly. It's knowing

865
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: that if you want what you want, like you know,

866
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm and make I'm building my whole special around this

867
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 1: book and teaching women too, because I just always thought

868
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: that if someone, if a guy, especially guy that you

869
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: like and want to like you, or anyone that you

870
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: want to like you, if you if they ask you

871
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: for something and you give it to them, they'll like

872
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: you more like that's the That's what you would think

873
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: would happen, right, But then I learned that, honestly, people,

874
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: I tend to like people who stand up for themselves

875
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: and who who can And I'm not gonna because I'm

876
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 1: always scared that Noah, you'll ask for something, ILL be like,

877
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and I don't want to. Let's say you

878
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 1: were like, want my Zevia is the last one, and

879
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: you know how I feel about these, okay, and I

880
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: just I'm like, no, sorry, it's the last one. My

881
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: fear is that you're like Nicky's such a fucking bitch

882
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be friends with her anymore.

883
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: She wouldn't share Zevia, but instead, like what you might

884
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: think is she just knows what she wants and she

885
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: can say I don't want to stay in a way

886
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 1: that's like you would ask for this. It's just like, no,

887
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 1: I really like this, Noah, and it's like very important

888
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: to me, and I'm sorry, I'll go buy you another one,

889
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: Like I don't have to give this to you, because

890
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: if I give it to you, I'm secretly going to

891
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: resent you for asking for this thing that I actually

892
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: know that you know I want. And I didn't know

893
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 1: that worked with sex. So I feel like, if I

894
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: ever have a daughter, I'll drown her and wait for

895
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: a son. But if I am forced to then have

896
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,399
Speaker 1: a daughter, uh, she'll name r Zevia. No. I feel

897
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: like the sex talk I'll give my daughter is you know,

898
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: don't ever do anything you don't want to do, which

899
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: I think men go, bu why would a girl do

900
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: think she doesn't want to do? You don't want understand

901
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: we're conditioned in society to just be people pleasers, even

902
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: the ones that are like someone like me who people go, wow,

903
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: you're so confident and badass. It doesn't mean we've been

904
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: manipulated by people. Were just you know, guys want to

905
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: have sex, and so if we want to, like, if

906
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: we like a guy, we want to just like give

907
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: him what he wants. That's why when my mom used

908
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 1: to say to me, Nick, save your sex, save it,

909
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: I never knew what that. It was a weird way

910
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: to say what you meant, but save it, Nick, don't

911
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: give away your sex. Just saying don't give away your

912
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: your sex is weird because it just yeah, you go,

913
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: don't give away your sex. Me and Sabrina Jolisee, who's

914
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: my good friend, we couldn't get over that, that um

915
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: words of wisdom you gave us. And I remember at

916
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: the time being like, but I like sex. Mom, you're

917
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: a prude. You don't like sex. It's easy for you.

918
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: The thing is you like a good banging, right, Dad,

919
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: you enjoyed just as much as the rest. But what

920
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: but you learn to respect yourself and say, listen, I'm

921
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: not going to get that to you until you, like,

922
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: you know, prove to me that you that you take

923
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: out the garbage. And she's still waiting for that. Dad. Yeah,

924
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's a little bit of a tangent. But

925
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: the funniest thing was I try to I really try

926
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 1: to live by this in my life of like communicated

927
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: with feelings more than think because I don't even like

928
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: to boss a guy around and be like I think

929
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: you should do this. I'm really careful about that because

930
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: that's something that I do in my business life and

931
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: in a relationship. I don't want to be that. And

932
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: I know, well what try to bring it. Glad you

933
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: had fun with that. I don't understand what you were saying. No, no, no,

934
00:51:55,719 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: it didn't. Um no, I was. My feet feel great.

935
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: But the problem with the think thing, I don't know

936
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: if you've run into this. One time there was a

937
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: guy that I was I was, you know, a guy

938
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm dating, and I was trying to be more in

939
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: my feelings or and not ask them how they feel

940
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: and more like what they think. And he had COVID

941
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: and I had to write him and say, how do

942
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: you feel about your COVID? How? No, I go, no, know,

943
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: how do you think about your COVID? I go, because

944
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say how are you feeling? I

945
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: almost wrote that, because that's what you write one one sick,

946
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: I was like, how do you what do you think

947
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: about the congestion in your chest? Like it was so

948
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,479
Speaker 1: hard to do it? But um, but we're married and

949
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: so I am here to announce it. Um, it's it.

950
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 1: It really is like scary to go, oh, I'm reading

951
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: this book. Someone actually wrote into the show and said

952
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: this a guy caught a guy that she was using

953
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 1: the book on, as we say, which sounds bad, but

954
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: she was reading this book and a guy she was

955
00:52:57,719 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: dating saw the book all night and and it's a

956
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,720
Speaker 1: tough title. It is getting to I do it seems

957
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: like a lot, especially if it's a second date. But

958
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: that's why you got to cover it like a biology

959
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,399
Speaker 1: book in high school with her bag. Why she's still

960
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: studying high school. It's just come with another cover like

961
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: infinite Jess like just so intellectual. Yeah, it's it's the

962
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: abridged version. Um, all right, let's get to should we

963
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: take a break and then go to why do I care?

964
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: All right, here's our break, Andrew, why do I care?

965
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 1: I don't know. Why do I care? Why not throw

966
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: it in? This is our celebrity news segment? Why do

967
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: we care? What's going on in the news? Um? Here

968
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: are the results of a survey about rich people versus

969
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: normal people things. It's not. Okay, well, we've deviated from

970
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: the original, trying to keep it evergreen. Okay, right, we're right,

971
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: We're right, Okay, I'm sorry this, Yeah, why don't we

972
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: just say Rihanna takes quiz? Okay, So the difference this

973
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: is normal or rich, living in a house not an apartment?

974
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,720
Speaker 1: Rich or normal? I would say normal? Eating out every week?

975
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,960
Speaker 1: What kind of eating out we're talking about both is abnormal?

976
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: I would say that is a that's a rich thing. No,

977
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: I mean who's who's does? Who's five people voted? I

978
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: think us weekly Who wore it best? Growing up with

979
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: your own room rich? Normal? No? No, no, no no,

980
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,080
Speaker 1: you didn't have your own room growing up? No, and

981
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,800
Speaker 1: I didn't want it your own Well I did eventually

982
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 1: when we got rich, But uh no, we didn't get

983
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: rich when we would to a bigger house because my

984
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: dad got a little more money. But I used to

985
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: share a bedroom. I love sharing a bedroom. Upgrading your

986
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: phone every year, rich or normal, that's normal because you

987
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: get you get that free upgrade. Rich. I feel like

988
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: this is just a guy named Rich or a guy

989
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:18,479
Speaker 1: from normal Oklahoma. These are totally arbitrary. The movies. Going

990
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: to the movies, Um, no one does that anymore. Everyone's streams. Uh,

991
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: well it's I think it's forty six dollars for Mathnate tickets.

992
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: So rich not normal. Having a second fridge in the

993
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 1: garage alcoholic. Um, that's like, that's grandpa. That's uh, that's normal. Okay,

994
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: it is normal. Already nailed it. That was a closet

995
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: one though. Okay. Going on school trips as a kid

996
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: normal normal. Yeah, that's normal. Ordering an appetizer or dessert

997
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: with your meal at a rest. Oh, that's rich. Owning

998
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,359
Speaker 1: a car. My parents convinced me that's not what we did.

999
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: We never got apps, we never got ap we have

1000
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: Vona at home. No, we never even got that. That

1001
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:13,840
Speaker 1: was Rich. Remember Vieta Oh oh, the sound of the

1002
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 1: vionet a commercial. It would be like click, click click,

1003
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: it would click through the layers of like hard and chocolate.

1004
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: It was little layers of chocolate and ice cream and

1005
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 1: be like van Netta. And it was probably like a

1006
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: four four dollar loaf of ice cream with like thin

1007
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,319
Speaker 1: layers of chocolate. And the sound was so asmr would

1008
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,799
Speaker 1: be like click click, click through all. Oh it was

1009
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:39,240
Speaker 1: so good. You remember Vienida Mandy. Yeah, yeah, the clicks

1010
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: you get it. Yeah, it sounds like you're like when

1011
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: you work a Bunyon click click click back owner owning

1012
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: a car. Normal, rich, rich, normal, This is dumb. Yeah.

1013
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: This well, first of all, it makes the rich sound abnormal,

1014
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: which going grocery shopping with worrying about people feel bad?

1015
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 1: What going chopping for groceries without worrying about prices? Oh

1016
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: that's rich. Oh that's rich. It sounds like a grandmother

1017
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: watching a soap opera. Buying Starbucks every week? Oh every week? Yeah, normal,

1018
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: every day, four times a day, attics the mountain I

1019
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 1: spent on Starbucks is criminal. It's it's disgusting. I should

1020
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: start stealing and actually make it criminal. You could just

1021
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 1: walk in and steal I was thinking about from the

1022
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 1: mobile order. Yeah, yeah, you could if you were addicted

1023
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: and you had no money. You couldn't have a field.

1024
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 1: It's happened to me a couple of times. One swipe

1025
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: my our order and I go, well, good for them.

1026
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 1: They can learned a new drink they wouldn't have known

1027
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: about traveling internationally. Let's get the fan tracks traveling internationally.

1028
00:57:50,200 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 1: I hate all of this, Yes, segment where we take um,

1029
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: you know, we get fan letters, d M s. We

1030
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: have a couple of live fan tracks here in the audience,

1031
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: and I would love from my mother Julie Glazer to

1032
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: be our kind of you know audience. Uh, Mike person

1033
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: who does this on shows, Ricky Lake? Yeah, heyman tracks. Okay,

1034
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: are you having fun? Yes, of course you are. Okay,

1035
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:33,520
Speaker 1: what's been your favorite part so far? Um, that's okay, okay.

1036
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to put you on the spot. Um.

1037
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:39,280
Speaker 1: So you are going to talk to our fans and

1038
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 1: have them ask questions and just kind of be our audience. First,

1039
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: I just need to go find this where we're going

1040
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: to ask a question. What is the question? Well, there

1041
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: have to find the person that's going to ask the questions. Yes,

1042
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 1: all right, here's our first question. Ask her her name?

1043
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: What is your name? This is Anna? Anna likes making

1044
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: cookies on Sundays. Anna doesn't like people telling her what

1045
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: she should do. Do you know that that is from

1046
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: Love on the Spectrum where every person I would have known,

1047
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 1: I should have known that. You should have known it.

1048
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 1: I really hope she doesn't. We're like, oh, that's the show. Yeah, yeah, sorry,

1049
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: that autistic thing. That was great, thank you, great, good

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Speaker 1: job on that. Okay, yeah, what that wasn't it? That

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00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: wasn't her question that she was? You know, I don't

1052
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: even know what this fan trex thing is because I

1053
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: don't listen to your podcast. I know you don't and

1054
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: I know I know thank you you show me, not

1055
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 1: to thank you for not listening. Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: what is your name? Aga? Anna? Anna? I thought part

1057
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: of the show. Wait, why would Anna be a joke?

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00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: I thought it was Anna from the show. Well, she

1059
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 1: just did an intro like people on Love on the

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01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: Spectrum do so all in love in the Spectrum every

1061
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: time you meet someone, they're like, Michael doesn't like worms,

1062
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 1: and do it he loves the sound of lips on

1063
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: an apple, like they just describe. I don't even know.

1064
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: And she was just doing a specific thing of what

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01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 1: she likes. What did you not like? What did you like? Again?

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01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: I like, um like baking on Sundays, O my new

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01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: Thanks Sunday, baking with Anna in my house. Do you

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01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: like Instagram, live it or anything like? You know it

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01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: really is by yourself? And then do you eat it

1070
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,919
Speaker 1: all by Monday morning? Or are you like something? Who's

1071
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: good about Like? I'm like, I'll save it for the

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01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: week and then I'll bring it to work and I'm like, yeah,

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01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: I brought cookies and then like an hour later, I'm like,

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01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: there's three left. Oh my god. Once on there were seven,

1075
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: but I ate them. So what do you what do

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01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 1: you bake? Mainly cookies? My mom's not impressed, clearly she

1077
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: wants to know more what kind of cookies? Cookies? Good? Else?

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01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: That's that is impressive? Anything else? Wait? I ask her

1079
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:13,120
Speaker 1: about the So my actual fan traks. I own and

1080
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: operate a gourmet popcorn store in downtown Kirkwood. You love popcorn.

1081
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: I'm working on a vegan cheddar. Would you like that? Okay?

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01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: Greg Warren comes in all the time. He's good friends

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01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: with my dad. Yeah, he will bring it to like ever,

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01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 1: when he has a show in St. Louis, he brings

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01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: a tin to Yes, we've definitely had your popcorn places. Yes,

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01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,760
Speaker 1: And I get that away from me that like a

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01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 1: black front of you. I'm gonna put your logo in

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01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: one of the tins. I freaking love popcorn. It was

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01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: like a problem do you think, like how do you

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01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: feel about vegan cheddar just in general? Like would it

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01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 1: be a good on a pie? I think you are amazing.

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01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 1: I think I would probably have to eat it with

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01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: chopsticks because that vegan cheddar does get like sticky on

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01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: your fingers. Um. I am so down for it. In fact,

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Speaker 1: I think what I would do with it is I

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01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 1: would take Um, I would take like, uh, some kind

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01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 1: of vegan yogurt and like I used to dip a

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01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 1: spoon in yogurt. This used to be like my weird

1099
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 1: kind of antorax sick snack. But it checks out. It's

1100
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 1: legit good or sour cream, you literally fat fairy sour

1101
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: cream if you can find a vegan kind, dip your

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01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: spoons so it covers a spoon, not a big blob,

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01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: and then you dip it in the popcorn and then

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01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: you eat it and it's like has the cool and

1105
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 1: the crunchy? Is that weird? In you out. Okay, so

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01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: that's okay, trust me. Um yeah, I'll even take some

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01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: plain like just plain butter classic classic, but we use

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01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: a butter flavor so it's still kind of has a butter,

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01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:37,240
Speaker 1: but it's vegan all the things. Okay, as long as

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Speaker 1: no cows were just even no cowstream or like just

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01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: cursed at Yeah, okay, amazing flavor. All right, we got

1112
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: like popcorn. Um, someone reached out to me for it.

1113
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: I had just quit my job and then my dad

1114
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: owns a restaurant across the street from me in Kirkwood,

1115
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: and he's friends with this guy. And this guy was like,

1116
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm rich his name and he's rich, and he was like,

1117
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: I travel internationally and have a refrigerator in his cross

1118
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 1: movies lately and he invests in little he has like

1119
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: he's super smart and has all these ideas and was like,

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Speaker 1: I want to open a popcorn store, but I need

1121
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: to find someone is your dream, like Shark tank, Let's

1122
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: be honest, like this seems like, hey, sharks, have you

1123
01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: ever been like tired of microwave popcorn? You have to

1124
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 1: wait for the colonels, and you gotta wait one second

1125
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: in between colonels who knows how long one second is.

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01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:37,240
Speaker 1: I know you don't mark wink, And then like, what's

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01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:40,919
Speaker 1: your what's different about your popcorn than like literally any

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01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: other kind. Our colonels are the size of the top

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01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: of this mic. That's an exaggeration, but you know they're

1130
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: they're big. So people come in. I mean, if you

1131
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: come into my store and you walk in and you say,

1132
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,480
Speaker 1: oh wow, it smells really good in here, I'm just

1133
01:03:57,560 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: it's a popcorn store. Yes it smells good. You see that.

1134
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 1: We don't have a you have to go. You don't.

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01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that, did a bitch? And then and

1136
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: then they're like do you get tired of the smelling?

1137
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: Like I don't really smell it anymore. And then it's

1138
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: oh wait, no, yeah, I have an idea for popcorn.

1139
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: I have an idea. You know the last you know,

1140
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 1: when you used to make in the microwave and you'd

1141
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 1: have the ones that didn't fully pop, they kind of popped.

1142
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:30,919
Speaker 1: Old maids were called old maids. Can you make that?

1143
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: We can can offender can take them out. We've got

1144
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 1: hold don't that's that's that's copyrighted by MA. We'll put

1145
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 1: it on the shelf. The Nicky Glazer popped. But can

1146
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 1: you make can you make those? How do you know?

1147
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: They're just in there? So whenever we dump out our

1148
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 1: kettle they fall through. We have like a table that

1149
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: it falls falls through some underneath. We have to clean

1150
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: it out every day and they just are full of

1151
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 1: them buttered popcorn, jellybelly. Yeah, yourn like I'm combined, you know,

1152
01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: just like, why do you feel about the jelly belly

1153
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:05,080
Speaker 1: flat of her butter popcorn? What? That's the thing, jellybelly flavor?

1154
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: Y'all know, right, it's the one you avoid. Yeah, it's

1155
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: so gross. Yeah, but jelly be Okay, I'm thinking I

1156
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: don't know what I was thinking. Your question. My question

1157
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:20,080
Speaker 1: was would be to speak and cheddar popcorn? So yes

1158
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 1: it would. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I came off rude.

1159
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 1: I didn't mean for it to come up rude. I

1160
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: really didn't. I just was hoping there. Well, are you

1161
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: going to invest? Yeah? Are you going to Are you

1162
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,160
Speaker 1: going to pay me for the massages? And I'll give

1163
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: her a seven hundred? Yes, I will totally take some

1164
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: of your popcorn? Thank you? Yeah, no, I can't wait.

1165
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Speaker 1: Where's it? Kirkwin Um? Yeah right, on Kirkwood Road, like

1166
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Speaker 1: kind of near the train station Kirkwood Popco. Sweet. All right,

1167
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Anna? Right Anna, we're going the

1168
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 1: real name? All right? You got another fan tracks right

1169
01:05:55,240 --> 01:06:02,240
Speaker 1: every here? Thank you. I'm pretty sure it's right back here. Lauren. Uh,

1170
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:06,920
Speaker 1: what's my question? What is your what's your what's your question?

1171
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: You just have to put that, Just go just ask

1172
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:15,720
Speaker 1: her name? You know? Hi? Thank you do. My sister's

1173
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: name is Lauren. Go ahead, Laura. Okay, I knew it

1174
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,280
Speaker 1: to do. It's call time. We have a couple of cause,

1175
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, you know what? Because right mom, what's

1176
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: came here? Mom? I just want you to describe what

1177
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: because because I don't I do know what? This is

1178
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:36,320
Speaker 1: You and your girlfriends in high school, your girlfriends, no, no, no, whoever,

1179
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 1: was like trying to act cool and you guys would go, oh,

1180
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 1: that's caul. Yes. So the definition is when you're doing

1181
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,520
Speaker 1: something to look cool so that other people see it,

1182
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,080
Speaker 1: and it's something you wouldn't do alone. That's kind of

1183
01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 1: what really makes it stand out. And you just say

1184
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:55,760
Speaker 1: to someone kid, and it's a way to insult them

1185
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 1: without them knowing that you really are, but they feel

1186
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 1: it because you go kid, yeah, and it's just it's good.

1187
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 1: So we love our collection of kids. We do. So

1188
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: what do you got for us? Horn? Okay? So the

1189
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: night before people get married, when guys or girls say, oh,

1190
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 1: it's your last night as a freeman, like it's so

1191
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: because it's not true they're gonna get divorced. It's like,

1192
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 1: get at it here, it's your last night as a

1193
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 1: freeman for a couple of years. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm

1194
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 1: good luck to you guys. Um. There's so many things

1195
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: involved with weddings that are his favorite thing is when

1196
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 1: a guy goes, this is the woman I've been I

1197
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 1: looked for this woman for thirty five years and he's

1198
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 1: thirty five years old. It's like, were you like a

1199
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 1: horny one year old, like toddling around like where's my wife?

1200
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 1: Give it? Like maybe start when you were like fifteen.

1201
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: I don't know when you start looking for but thirty

1202
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,480
Speaker 1: five years you did not come out of your bloom

1203
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:04,200
Speaker 1: being like where my bitches at? Like it's so weird

1204
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: to say, like I've been on the lookout for five Wait,

1205
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:17,599
Speaker 1: what are y'all getting married next? Me? Okay time, Yeah,

1206
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: that's great. Plenty of last night's Okay, what else? What? Wait?

1207
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: What else we got? I'm Alice, so um, Laura and

1208
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,439
Speaker 1: I both listen to the podcast every single day and

1209
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:33,840
Speaker 1: we always talk about different moments. So one that it's

1210
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 1: been coming up a lot is just on Instagram. People

1211
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:41,360
Speaker 1: take the most universal likes, things like dogs and coffee

1212
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 1: and make it their entire identity. It's very it's terrible

1213
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 1: things that everyone likes and it's you know what it is?

1214
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 1: And I got this from my ex boyfriend over there, Chris.

1215
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: He used to say it's white people because we don't

1216
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: have any call sure, and so we look for identity.

1217
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,840
Speaker 1: We can't be like, oh it's like the Homeland, or

1218
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: like oh our struggle like we've had none, So we're

1219
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:14,160
Speaker 1: like coffee and like just like whiskey and tacos. Right,

1220
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:16,559
Speaker 1: isn't that we have no culture and so we look

1221
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: for identity and things everyone likes. Stop saying that your

1222
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 1: hobbies are whiskey and tacos. Those are nouns. They aren't

1223
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,919
Speaker 1: even adjectives or verbs, is what I meant. It's so annoying.

1224
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 1: It gets me so mad when people are girls, Um,

1225
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:40,400
Speaker 1: what else I saw? I mean, you seek all the

1226
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: time but you know, we talked about it, the car revving,

1227
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,160
Speaker 1: but like I I won't even I'll just go care

1228
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 1: like like I'll just hear it. I won't even see

1229
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:51,840
Speaker 1: the car. I'll just hear the rev I'm in bed

1230
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:55,320
Speaker 1: and I hear it. I just hear. I just go

1231
01:09:55,520 --> 01:10:01,200
Speaker 1: by myself. I know. It becomes so therapeutic and almost

1232
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 1: you can't help yourself saying I could my canker source

1233
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 1: the other day, like I bumped them and it hurt

1234
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 1: and I was like kid because I thought they were

1235
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:10,080
Speaker 1: gone and they were like, we're not, bitch, and I

1236
01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:13,720
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, like you're coming back. I could everything.

1237
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:16,760
Speaker 1: It's so fun. Yeah, I could have water, did it?

1238
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 1: I drink water today for the first time. Oh my god, congratulations. Yeah.

1239
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 1: And I swallowed it. I swear to god, I said.

1240
01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:25,519
Speaker 1: I didn't say could out loud, but I go water

1241
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 1: like I haven't Like I was on an island and

1242
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:37,240
Speaker 1: I haven't had water, Like yeah, so good. Um. It

1243
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 1: was at the hotel I stayed at in l A.

1244
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:43,360
Speaker 1: Because the mini fridge everything I couldn't open, Like you

1245
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 1: could not open it no matter what. I gave it

1246
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:47,599
Speaker 1: to a bunch of people that came over and I

1247
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 1: was like, you try this, and they were all women

1248
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,720
Speaker 1: like doing my hair and makeup, but we could not

1249
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 1: get it open. So I had to use the tap

1250
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:55,759
Speaker 1: and I said water. Yeah. I definitely was like gross,

1251
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: but I just I don't drink water either. I'm over

1252
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: being hating myself for not drinking water. Final thought, like

1253
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Speaker 1: I can't. I used to get up in the morning

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01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 1: in New York and I used to chug water until

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01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:09,640
Speaker 1: I was sick. And that's when I knew, Okay, I'm

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01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: getting enough water and then I can just like forget

1257
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,680
Speaker 1: about it for the day because my day. I'm just

1258
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: not someone who's like I just love my knowledge and

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01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 1: it's always with me and like I prefer water. Actually,

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01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 1: like whole personality is the uh the recycled water cup

1261
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: thing that they bring around. Those things drop in an airport.

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01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: It sounds like gunfire. It's terrifying. Oh my god. Yesterday,

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01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:38,120
Speaker 1: I don't mean to get weird, but um, yesterday I

1264
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:42,640
Speaker 1: was on a TV set and uh, this is dispertinent.

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01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 1: It was. Yeah, there were tents everywhere, dude, and you

1266
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: know I was just hanging out with like will I

1267
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 1: Am and I yeah, black eyed peas getting started, Um, yeah,

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01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 1: so he end up being really nice. Anyway, I was

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01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 1: intimidated by him at first. It was my goal because

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01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 1: me and my friend a meal one we were going

1271
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 1: to the show in Milwaukee the other night and in

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01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:09,080
Speaker 1: the uber we heard I Got a feeling tonight It's

1273
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 1: gonna be a good night, and we both were laughing

1274
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,479
Speaker 1: about how that would be the funniest song to kill

1275
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 1: yourself too, like and like, there's in the history of

1276
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 1: people committing suicide, there's had to have been like tonight,

1277
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:24,519
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good good nd feeling, don't worry,

1278
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: be happy now, Yeah, I gotta tap the list. And

1279
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,479
Speaker 1: my goal was to tell him that and record it

1280
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 1: for a meal, just to have that like to like

1281
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: because whatever happens, if he's like, what the funk, that's

1282
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:41,160
Speaker 1: funny because I've shared it with someone. And if he laughs,

1283
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,760
Speaker 1: then that's even better. And I never got around to it,

1284
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 1: but um, I did do an impression of Halsey that

1285
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 1: made him like me. It's like at first he was

1286
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,840
Speaker 1: a little bit and I shared this on the podcast today,

1287
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 1: but you guys are getting it again. Um I we

1288
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,720
Speaker 1: were hanging backstage and he doesn't know who I am.

1289
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,080
Speaker 1: I introduced myself to him and because he was like,

1290
01:12:59,080 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 1: where are you from? And I'm like saying, I live

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01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:02,519
Speaker 1: in St. Louis and he's like, oh my god, wow,

1292
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 1: and I go um, and I'm just like I go, uh,

1293
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,639
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a comedian. And he was like, oh cool, okay,

1294
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,759
Speaker 1: okay cool. And so later on, like you know, fifteen

1295
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,000
Speaker 1: minutes later, he goes, so we're in Canada, and I go,

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01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,200
Speaker 1: I know, I'm from St. Louis and he goes, you,

1297
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,960
Speaker 1: you said you were a Canadian. I go, no, oh my,

1298
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,519
Speaker 1: oh my god, a comedian? What you think. I was

1299
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 1: just like and I'm I'm a Canadian. And he thought

1300
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:34,120
Speaker 1: I was a stand up Canadian and I was like,

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01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:39,040
Speaker 1: it's much worse than that, um and uh. But he

1302
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 1: he was like a little bit. You know these guys

1303
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,680
Speaker 1: when when you meet super famous people, it takes a

1304
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:45,680
Speaker 1: second to win them over. They're kind of like, m

1305
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:47,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, and then you do one funny thing

1306
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:51,639
Speaker 1: and they go, oh, okay, now I'm comfortable and thank god.

1307
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 1: We were talking about different singing voices and they were

1308
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 1: all talking about how the new voice is just the

1309
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:02,080
Speaker 1: the vocal fry. They're all every woman just sounds like this,

1310
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 1: like Billie Eilish and like even Ariana Grande. I didn't

1311
01:14:05,280 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 1: really understand what they were saying. I'm like, pretty Spears

1312
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 1: was the first person. Yeah, adell Um and I go,

1313
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,200
Speaker 1: what about wind girls saying like this and their little

1314
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,200
Speaker 1: babies and they want to get changed? What if they

1315
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: want their papa and they're stuck in the crib And

1316
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:22,160
Speaker 1: it was like, hilarious those are you a Canadian? And uh?

1317
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: But he really liked it, and it was just like

1318
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,760
Speaker 1: so nice to cut through just to have one thing

1319
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:30,719
Speaker 1: that I was like, I got him. And then afterwards

1320
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:33,280
Speaker 1: he was like, you're really You're really fast, like you

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01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,320
Speaker 1: really quit like he said it later on when we

1322
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:37,160
Speaker 1: were in this weird dunk truth and I felt so good.

1323
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:41,040
Speaker 1: It was so nice. So that's just a brag and uh.

1324
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:43,320
Speaker 1: But but it wasn't even fast. I was just ducking

1325
01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:46,080
Speaker 1: like a baby and singing the healthy and um. But

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01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:49,519
Speaker 1: my point was we were on set and I don't

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01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:50,640
Speaker 1: even know if you guys are going to be in

1328
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,719
Speaker 1: the same mental space that I was when this happened,

1329
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 1: But so okay, so there was this one game you

1330
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,280
Speaker 1: can get there. So we were in this one game

1331
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:03,120
Speaker 1: where you they play a song backwards and if you

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01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,519
Speaker 1: know what it is, you have to like stop your

1333
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:08,880
Speaker 1: foot on this thing, and it like it flings a

1334
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,880
Speaker 1: microphone like an air pressure goes through a tube and

1335
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 1: flings this kind of rubber microphone and you catch the

1336
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: microphone and you answer the thing, which at one point

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01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,920
Speaker 1: it was really funny because Will I Am was my

1338
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 1: team partner and I Am not wanted to be like, well, no,

1339
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:24,599
Speaker 1: that's the wrong answer. I was just like, you go, Will.

1340
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:28,600
Speaker 1: So we were losing very badly because he would like

1341
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:30,720
Speaker 1: think he knew it, like one time it was very

1342
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 1: clearly hey, and I was and he stopped it, and

1343
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:35,280
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, finally we got one because Darren

1344
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 1: Chris was cleaning up and finally we were like we

1345
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:40,080
Speaker 1: got one. And he just holds right and he goes

1346
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,760
Speaker 1: bombs over motherfucking bad dad, and I was like, yo,

1347
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:53,720
Speaker 1: you were like I feel like it's it's so funny,

1348
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:58,920
Speaker 1: but just the confidence of like, oh, my motherfucker, I'm

1349
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,480
Speaker 1: the guy who hasn't been told no ah. So anyway

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01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:05,160
Speaker 1: he was. He was honestly not like I would think

1351
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,160
Speaker 1: most celebrities to be. And I hate to be one

1352
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,240
Speaker 1: of those people like he's different. You guys, he was

1353
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 1: cool because he was nice to me. But honestly, that's

1354
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 1: the only criteria need for that statement. So but at

1355
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 1: one point I hit the thing or someone hit the

1356
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 1: thing and the mike or no one, no one hit it,

1357
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,360
Speaker 1: and the mic just came out right like out of nowhere,

1358
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:26,599
Speaker 1: or it would like and the director of the show

1359
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,400
Speaker 1: you could hear like the voice of God. They were

1360
01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:30,320
Speaker 1: like they were on the mic, like okay, moving on

1361
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:33,719
Speaker 1: to the next scene, she just goes, oh, misfire on set,

1362
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,880
Speaker 1: Oh boy, And it was just and I just go

1363
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:40,680
Speaker 1: and everyone felt it, but no one could say anything.

1364
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 1: And it was just like this. It's it's been this

1365
01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:48,800
Speaker 1: weird thing where no one's make it's not we're not

1366
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 1: doing jokes obviously not yet. Yes, um, there will come time.

1367
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:02,679
Speaker 1: I'm not about to. It is very interesting, what I mean,

1368
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:07,880
Speaker 1: I've written so many If anyone ever racks into my phone,

1369
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 1: it will cancel me so badly, because how do does

1370
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 1: want to handle tragic events? You make jokes, especially about

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01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:20,680
Speaker 1: someone you already roasted, you know, like it's like I

1372
01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:24,240
Speaker 1: you know, I was, I was, I was making That's

1373
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:26,280
Speaker 1: that's what we do. So yeah, if I get hacked,

1374
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,800
Speaker 1: I'm really going down. But I got some nudes in

1375
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:31,519
Speaker 1: there that will save me. Um. I think the nudes

1376
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,640
Speaker 1: are gonna be so bad that are gonna you know

1377
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 1: what that already Yeah, she already canceled her own breasts.

1378
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:45,679
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not even kidding you. I just closed

1379
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,160
Speaker 1: my thighs and I heard my mom's voice say, just

1380
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:58,759
Speaker 1: getting from my vagina. Al Right, Well, we gotta close

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01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 1: out of the show. Thank you guys so much for

1382
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: being here. This has been an amazing live podcast. I

1383
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:06,439
Speaker 1: think we'll probably do it again. I hope you had fun.

1384
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to the show and

1385
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 1: for your questions. Thank you Noah for making this happen.

1386
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:20,000
Speaker 1: Thank you Joe's Cafe, Thank you am Her, and as always,

1387
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 1: don't be cap and jacky Okay, I did Jack love today.

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01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,960
Speaker 1: I think that it doesn't matter. I feel