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Speaker 1: world is hard enough, okay, But what would it be
Speaker 1: like to fall in love in another realm? Who? Cool? Cold?
Speaker 1: You imagine what that must look like. I don't even
Speaker 1: dost thou art look it like? My fair maiden? Good
Speaker 1: men were so manly back then, worth they Do you
Speaker 1: have tights on right now? Too? Yeah? Yea. Honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: not a very big fantasy role playing guy, obviously, unless
Speaker 1: it comes to costumes in large lightsabers. That's a different story.
Speaker 1: But one of our listeners is really into it, and
Speaker 1: it actually helped her meet a guy recently. Now she's
Speaker 1: asking us for help today. Her name is Leah. Leah,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Hey, everybody, would you call yourself
Speaker 1: a fair maiden? Only what I'm trying to be? Oh,
Speaker 1: all right, So tell us about the guy you met?
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name is Jonathan? Okay? And where
Speaker 1: did you meet Jonathan? One of the guys in my
Speaker 1: D and D group was doing a one shot, which
Speaker 1: is basically just like a one night only we have
Speaker 1: to slow down. So you said D and D, which
Speaker 1: is Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, it's Dungeons and Dragons. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I forget that's not like magic where you play
Speaker 1: with cards. Dungeons and Dragons is a game. It's a board, okay.
Speaker 1: So it basically like you're playing pretend and there's rules
Speaker 1: and you roll dice. Okay, yeah, I knew that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a stranger thing. Stranger thing. So wait, one shot?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Is this? Is it? Is it? Tequila?
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I'm like, maybe I'm into Dungeons
Speaker 1: and Dragons. Maybe six shot? Oh my god, Drunkarns and dragon.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Now you got our language. Okay. So basically,
Speaker 1: usually when you play D and D, it's like stranger
Speaker 1: things you play over the course of like a long time, okay,
Speaker 1: but in this game, it's like just one time. Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's a quick game. It's a quickie. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, and how did you meet this dude? How
Speaker 1: did you do the quickie with a guy? He is
Speaker 1: a friend of one of the other players, So everybody
Speaker 1: brought like new people to see who enjoyed it. And
Speaker 1: so Jonathan was playing a character. Also, okay, what character
Speaker 1: were you? I am a halfling Bard, a halfling Bard,
Speaker 1: say that's what you mean. I'm very excited about my
Speaker 1: halfling Bard. She's very cute. She's little, that's why they
Speaker 1: call them halflings. And she plays a cello but it's
Speaker 1: like bigger than her, so she plays it like a
Speaker 1: double bass. It's very silly. That's cute. Okay, So you're
Speaker 1: a haffling Bard. And who's this mystery man that would
Speaker 1: you or not? What's his character? Right? So he is
Speaker 1: a human fighter. So he's just like real good at
Speaker 1: like punching and kicking and shooting arrows boring, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so he's a fret guy. Yeah, he's gonna do D
Speaker 1: and D but he's still gonna be cool. Yeahs. And
Speaker 1: so does the guy have a character name? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I'm Denna and he was Lim Lim Lim is that
Speaker 1: because he's got a big you're just rooting this game
Speaker 1: for her? So how do you guys end up like interacting.
Speaker 1: How does the bard and the human Fighter end up
Speaker 1: interacting in the game. Well, basically, like we're all on
Speaker 1: the same team. We're all trying to do like this
Speaker 1: magical mission. Like we were rescuing a dragon from a princess.
Speaker 1: Oh the princess took the dragon hostage. What is happening?
Speaker 1: And so you know, we're we're doing magic, we're punching,
Speaker 1: we're kicking, and I'm like, I'm a very different person
Speaker 1: when I'm playing D and D. I tend to be
Speaker 1: like kind of shy and like don't overstep my own
Speaker 1: comfort zone. But like that's the nice thing about D
Speaker 1: and D's like you get to kind of try on whatever. So, like,
Speaker 1: you know, my character Danna is like bold and brash,
Speaker 1: and she's all like hate stranger. Oh yeah, this is
Speaker 1: like role playing at this point. Yeah. So he starts
Speaker 1: lurting right back, and so we take like a little
Speaker 1: break to grab our drinks and our refills and whatever,
Speaker 1: and so we start talking and I'm like, oh, wait,
Speaker 1: in real life, you're also a really cool person, oh love.
Speaker 1: So okay, so you guys broke away from the game
Speaker 1: for a second to just talk normally. Leah and Jonathan
Speaker 1: not Yeah, the Bard and the whatever limb right, Okay,
Speaker 1: And so where you're feeling a connection that way? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was, and I think I got some signals that
Speaker 1: he was too. I mean after the game we actually
Speaker 1: went and we got a beer. Oh that's a date date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So was there any romance when you guys got the drinks?
Speaker 1: I mean I felt something, but I didn't act on it.
Speaker 1: Like I really felt like there might have been a
Speaker 1: moment where like maybe a kiss could happen, But I
Speaker 1: didn't really see anything from him, you know, and I
Speaker 1: didn't want to like overstep. Oh you needed to bring
Speaker 1: out your your inner or half wing bard l Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should have transformed into the bar and kissed them
Speaker 1: right on the mouth like a naughty little bar does.
Speaker 1: Oh No, I couldn't. Yeah, maybe Leah couldn't, but the
Speaker 1: halfling bard cold, I got the board, damn. So have
Speaker 1: you reached out to him? I texted him to see
Speaker 1: if he wanted to hang out again, you know, I
Speaker 1: phrased it so vaguely, of course, but he hasn't really
Speaker 1: gotten back to me. Okay, maybe that's the thing he
Speaker 1: didn't understand. You didn't want to large it's possible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't mean the stereotype. But my guess is with
Speaker 1: the D and D dudes like you need to be
Speaker 1: pretty upfront with what I mean. I just don't think
Speaker 1: they probably pick up on small flirting to hit them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just that's this big stereotype speaking of like elementary
Speaker 1: school kids playing d This is just a guy that
Speaker 1: showed up for a one off. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be mean. I'm asking if that's you think that's the case. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I definitely don't think that he's like the stereotypes or anything.
Speaker 1: I think you just seen like a cool guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's find out for sure. We're going to play
Speaker 1: a song, we'll come back, we'll call Jonathan for you,
Speaker 1: and we'll attempt to cast a charm spell on him
Speaker 1: when we do your second date update. We said it.
Speaker 1: I think we said it wrong. No, I think it
Speaker 1: really landed. Oh okay, it was perfect, she says. Okay,
Speaker 1: right after this, hold on, Just a warning for a
Speaker 1: haffling Bard on the phone. This second eight update could
Speaker 1: be a rough one, so you may need to double
Speaker 1: not your chastity belt or do not maybe release it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure what's going to happen here.
Speaker 1: What I do know is that one of our listeners, Leah,
Speaker 1: met a guy named Jonathan while playing Dungeons and Dragons
Speaker 1: at a friend's house. Jonathan was a newcomer to the group,
Speaker 1: and they had a little flirtation in the game, which
Speaker 1: led to the two of them grabbing drinks outside of
Speaker 1: the game. Yes, them and she felt a genuine connection.
Speaker 1: But after that, Jonathan has disappeared like a mischievous half
Speaker 1: elf wizard casting an invisibility spell outside Bulger's Gate. Do
Speaker 1: you play Dungeon and Wind Dragons? Dud? Why do you
Speaker 1: know all this stuff? I just google a bunch of
Speaker 1: dungeons and dress. Okay, But our job is to get
Speaker 1: Jonathan back on the phone to explain himself and possibly
Speaker 1: make a baby with Leah. Why are we doing that?
Speaker 1: Why are we going from chastity belts to babies? I
Speaker 1: just said possibly that would be a very successful second
Speaker 1: date update. If you ask, y'all are scaring me? You
Speaker 1: better not scare them all? Okay, yeah, I don't. The
Speaker 1: women in D and D also have some good times
Speaker 1: like we're either we're either virgins or we're popping out babies.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. No, I don't know babies and what's that? Sorry? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's my fault. But we're just gonna call Jonathan and
Speaker 1: see if he wants to go out on another date.
Speaker 1: How's that all right? Let's do it? Okay, try not
Speaker 1: to embarrass you too much. Yeah, I'm gonna dial Jonathan's
Speaker 1: number right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking
Speaker 1: for Jonathan. Yeah, hey Jonathan. My name's Jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you
Speaker 1: doing good? Thanks? Okay, what's We're doing a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called a second Date Update. Basically, that's where
Speaker 1: if one of our listeners goes out on a date
Speaker 1: and afterwards, if they're not calling them back, they'll email
Speaker 1: us to reach out and try and help them figure
Speaker 1: out the reason. Why have you heard of this before? No?
Speaker 1: I haven't, But I mean that sounds cool. It sounds
Speaker 1: like very marketable, great idea. Thanks, Okay, I like you?
Speaker 1: Why but I'm very impressed about you? Yes? Or do
Speaker 1: we just like him because he's complimenting us? We'll take it.
Speaker 1: We don't get very many of those on this show,
Speaker 1: so back to the second date update. Recently, you met
Speaker 1: a listener of our show who had a great time
Speaker 1: with you and has been trying to get in touch,
Speaker 1: but it's been having a little bit of difficulty with it.
Speaker 1: Her name's Leah. Yeah, that name sounds familiar. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you remember her? You played Dungeons and Dragons with her? Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: I do. Yes. She was a halfling bard and I
Speaker 1: guess you were a human fighter, a very sexy one.
Speaker 1: According to her. That sounds fitting. Oh now we're complimenting him.
Speaker 1: I like that. Good. This relationship is great so far.
Speaker 1: I don't know this D and D stuff really does work,
Speaker 1: like the will Beto gets going. Yeah, so I'm not
Speaker 1: over here. Yes, all right. So the reason that we're
Speaker 1: doing this whole phone call is because Leah wants to
Speaker 1: understand why after you guys had a really nice time together,
Speaker 1: she's been having such a hard time getting a hold
Speaker 1: of you because she wants to see you again. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's an interesting person. I like Leah. I think that
Speaker 1: she was nice. She's a little intense, but then again,
Speaker 1: so is camping camp. It's intense, you guys, okay separately, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what makes you say that Leah's intense. I didn't
Speaker 1: get that impression from her, like she's into the game obviously,
Speaker 1: But why do you say intense. Well, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if she was nervous or something like that. But right
Speaker 1: when we got there, I mean, I think she's still
Speaker 1: coming off to hide the game, but she started trash
Speaker 1: talk to me a little bit in a way like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: had you not been on my team, I would have
Speaker 1: owned you. I would like swept on your corpse and
Speaker 1: I was like, colect on your coch that's ada. Did
Speaker 1: that make you laugh? Though? Well? Nervously so. Apparently she
Speaker 1: was part of this necro napper group thing they pull
Speaker 1: on like some sort of like slay in sleep. Apparently
Speaker 1: is this in d and D or is this necro
Speaker 1: group outside of DNA. They would like kind of do
Speaker 1: it like a slay in sleep, like they would just
Speaker 1: destroy people in the game and then they would like
Speaker 1: sleep on the corpses and this weird stuff. I still
Speaker 1: can't tell if this is like real life slaying people
Speaker 1: and sleeping on them or is this like world it's
Speaker 1: in the game. It's very important to clarify though, because
Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time whatever it was. It was
Speaker 1: just a turn off. I mean, I like her as
Speaker 1: a person and I enjoyed spending time with her about
Speaker 1: whatever it was. It just seems to me that she
Speaker 1: would probably be better off for somebody who's in a
Speaker 1: D and D as much as she is. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like because we spoke to her for a
Speaker 1: little bit, Jonathan, and she sounds like a very nice
Speaker 1: person to us, and I think she may have just
Speaker 1: been caught up in the game. You guys had just
Speaker 1: come from playing. And she did describe that her game character,
Speaker 1: whatever you call it, in D and D is very
Speaker 1: different than who she is in real life. She did
Speaker 1: say that, well, I just felt like D and D
Speaker 1: was her life. And now I'm not sure if I'm
Speaker 1: looking for somebody like that. Okay, okay, maybe she would
Speaker 1: say differently, maybe she would. Let's find out, because I
Speaker 1: need to tell you, Jonathan. Leah's on the other line
Speaker 1: listening and she wants to talk to you. Oh careful,
Speaker 1: she's gonna take a nap on you. Lee. Are you there?
Speaker 1: Oh I am so embarrassed. Oh Sweete, It's okay. So Jonathan,
Speaker 1: Leah's there. She's been listening to this entire conversation. I
Speaker 1: think she's bright red. Yeah, I'm really glad this is radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't want to see the corpse that you're sleeping.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, listen, Lee, I'm just telling the truth. I'm
Speaker 1: not meeting arm or any foul. But I mean, hey,
Speaker 1: if you want to explain your side and just kind
Speaker 1: of get an understanding for me, like I would love
Speaker 1: to hear that, that's a reasonable show. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I got a little too into it. I
Speaker 1: didn't mean to scare you off like that. I hope
Speaker 1: that you're not like it turned off from D and D. Also,
Speaker 1: maybe explain the necro nappers things. I mean, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: just this really silly thing that like one of the
Speaker 1: other guys in me in the group thought of in
Speaker 1: a previous game, where it's like, yeah, we slay our
Speaker 1: enemies and then we're gonna like take a relaxing nap.
Speaker 1: I promise it's funny in a game, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: outside of it helped just a little bit, And I
Speaker 1: think I can compare this and make this sound a
Speaker 1: little less weird. In Fortnite, after you kill someone, if
Speaker 1: you want to be toxic, you can dance over their body.
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible. But I think kid game, what's happy.
Speaker 1: It's like you get your kill and you're like, haha,
Speaker 1: I got you, and then you do an emote is
Speaker 1: what it's called. So I feel like you're doing the
Speaker 1: same thing. It's it's a lot more dark good news.
Speaker 1: It's a relaxing nap. Jonathan, does any of this make
Speaker 1: you feel a little bit better about Leah? Partially? Okay? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I mean it was just skinning things and wearing them
Speaker 1: was kind of weird. But I guess it's because I
Speaker 1: didn't understand it. And if you explain it to me
Speaker 1: that you're like, not this person that goes and does
Speaker 1: this on a regular basis in real life, then I
Speaker 1: would probably Okay, Leah, can you assure him of that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, I I work at a post office.
Speaker 1: I don't like. Damn, that doesn't help you. There's been
Speaker 1: some incidents, so I don't think they dance at all.
Speaker 1: I mean, Jonathan, don't you feel like outside of the
Speaker 1: D and D world and all the dn D lingo,
Speaker 1: did you have a fun time with Leah? Oh? Absolutely? Moly, okay, sir? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and maybe next time when you guys meet up, there
Speaker 1: can be no dn D in volve whatsoever, So you
Speaker 1: just get to know the two of you as regular
Speaker 1: human people. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, Leah. Do
Speaker 1: you really like dungeons and drave It just like a lot,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it doesn't mean that it lightly has
Speaker 1: to have it be my whole life. Well, I like
Speaker 1: normal Leah when we just kind of sat down and
Speaker 1: had a good time. So how about I give you
Speaker 1: a shot where I actually can just sit down with
Speaker 1: dungeons and dragon Lea and just listen and understand how
Speaker 1: you got started with that? Oh, I'm not sure? Are
Speaker 1: you asking her out? Like? How about I give you
Speaker 1: a shot? I know what he's saying. Is he already
Speaker 1: knows he likes normal Leam supposed to give dungeons and
Speaker 1: dragons Leah another? Yes? I don't know, Jonathan. Jonathan, if
Speaker 1: I were Leah right now, I don't want to sleep
Speaker 1: on your corpse. Yeah. It was weirdly worded, it was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's try it for him. Yeah, So Jonathan, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: We would love to send you and Leah normal Leah
Speaker 1: out on a normal date, Yes, and we'll pay for
Speaker 1: it really Yeah that sounds good. Okay, that's yes, you agree, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that kind of in the game. I accept the maiden. Hey,
Speaker 1: maybe don't start the game right now. There's definitely gonna
Speaker 1: be some corpses left on after this. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Leah, we got you another dame. Wow, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I can't guys, we've never done it for a necro
Speaker 1: napper before. I think in the D and D world.
Speaker 1: We just ranked up Chastity Belts coming off tonight. Congratulations
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.