1 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: This is me eat podcast coming at you, shirtless, severely, 2 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 1: bug bitten, and in my case, underwear listening. You can't 3 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:24,440 Speaker 1: predict anything presented by first Light, creating proven versatile hunting 4 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: apparel from Marino bass layers to technical outerwear for every hunt, 5 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:36,160 Speaker 1: First Light, Go Farther, stay longer, Ready, Phil, you got 6 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 1: it on? Well? How you even know when it actually started? 7 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: I'll figure that. Make sure to introduce everybody. Stick of 8 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: my dad telling me about God. Tell your dad how 9 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: to read? Come on, who does that podcast description? Yeah? 10 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 1: All right, that's what I'll tell him. Steve's answer to 11 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: you is reading the podcast description like everybody. You can. 12 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: You can learn how to spell it and everything. All right, everybody. 13 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: Joined today by comedian and commentator Trey Crowder. Yeah you might. 14 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: You might know him as you might know him as 15 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 1: the liberal redneck or Chattanooga Phil chat Charlie. Yeah, we're 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: gonna get to that in a minute. Also also by 17 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 1: our beautiful lovely engineer Phil Krin's here nest is here? Okay, 18 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: chattan Uga Charlie. You were you're you're fixing talking about 19 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 1: chattan Nuga Charlie. Yeah, you asked if I had been 20 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: any TV shows and said, I played this guy Chattanooga 21 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: Charlie and Veronica Mars. I was like, you know, quite 22 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: a stretch. Obviously they had to show my range, but yeah, 23 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: I know a guy from Tennessee they could do this, right. Yeah, 24 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: and another while I get to that in a minute, 25 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: but you said, so, like, what kind of character was it? 26 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: And so John Mullaney, this great comic, had this whole 27 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 1: bit making fun of law and Order, and he's like, 28 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: I love how they always go to interview some bartender 29 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: and this guy like refuses to stop stacking by boxes 30 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: to discuss the horrific murder that has occurred, right, yeah, right, 31 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: And I said I was one of those guys like 32 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 1: it was. It's set in like southern California, but it's 33 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: a Southern themed restaurant owned by Chattanooga Charlie, and there's 34 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: been a series of bombings and so like I'm sweeping 35 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: up peanuts while talking about these terrorist attacks or whatever. 36 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,799 Speaker 1: But that's pretty much it. It was a lot of fun, though, Oh, 37 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: I was gonna say after and I normally don't read 38 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: comments like this because you know, I'll get fired up 39 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,079 Speaker 1: or whatever. But when those episodes came out. I saw 40 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: a lot of people on the internet being like, I 41 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: thought this episode was pretty good, but like that Chattanooga 42 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 1: Charlie guy. I don't know what that accent was supposed 43 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: to be. But that's not that is not Tennessee. I 44 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: hope he realizes that. Good luck to him in the future. Yeah, 45 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: it was terrible. People think that my accents fake all 46 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: the time, like all the time. You know, well, I 47 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: can imagine living in la and oh, I mean out 48 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,920 Speaker 1: there for sure, but out there, like yeah, people will 49 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: compliment me on it. They'll be like, oh, I love 50 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: that accent. I mean, if it's real, Like if that's 51 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: your real accent, I don't know if it's because like 52 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,839 Speaker 1: so I think you're a methodist. That's exactly what. Yeah, 53 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,919 Speaker 1: we're in Hollywood. Maybe they're like, oh, maybe he's prepping 54 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: for a role as a possum detective. But uh, but 55 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: I'm talking about on the internet and stuff. You know, 56 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: people just don't I don't know, they don't buy it. 57 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: But this is all Clay County, Tennessee. You're right here. 58 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 1: This is just what it is. When you when you tour, 59 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: when you tour for you for stand up, you tour 60 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: as the liberal redneck. No, I just tour as Tray Crowder. 61 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: So yeah, when your commentary, like you have your commentary bits, 62 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: is well, how I became familiar with you. Yeah, and 63 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: that's true for most people, and like, uh, but I 64 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: didn't want to be like, you know, I purely identified 65 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: as a character or whatever, like, because I was doing 66 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,040 Speaker 1: stand up for six years in Knoxville and around the 67 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: South before I ever put those videos out, and I 68 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: was always just Tray Crowder on stage. So I kept 69 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,119 Speaker 1: doing that. So when you start doing your commentary video 70 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: as you kind of launched that character, and I mean, 71 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 1: it's it's a character and that it's like me cranked 72 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: up a little bit or whatever. But I had a 73 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: I had been doing a bit about that on stage 74 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: at the time, like basically just talking about how everybody 75 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,839 Speaker 1: thinks my accent means a certain thing because that's the 76 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,400 Speaker 1: only thing they ever see this accent portrayed as in 77 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: the media or whatever. So I wanted to balance the 78 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,840 Speaker 1: scales by being just as crazy and redneck in public, 79 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: but saying a bunch of superliberal stuff that should throw 80 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: people off or whatever, and I would do that on stage. 81 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 1: It worked. It worked in like Southern clubs and everything 82 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: like it was working, and I told my friends, I 83 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: think I want to do a like an internet video 84 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,240 Speaker 1: series based on that idea, and everybody's like, you totally 85 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: should do that. It sounds like a great idea. And 86 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: then uh, finally I got around to it, and then yeah, 87 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: that's the thing that blew up and sort of allowed 88 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 1: me to go full time and everything, and it's what 89 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,800 Speaker 1: most people know me for. But have you have you 90 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: seen the curb your enthusiasm where Larry You know, he 91 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: doesn't like ever have to talk to anybody, so he 92 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 1: gets he loves in LA and he does like to 93 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,160 Speaker 1: talk aboys some one day he gets himself and to 94 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: make America great again. Hat. Yeah, like nobody where he 95 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: goes don't says anything to him. Yeah, so he's sitting 96 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: a restaurant, no one sits by him. Yeah, I mean 97 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: that he finally gets to live his dream of having 98 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 1: zero social interaction. It definitely would be would be useful 99 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: out there, but but I only every time I see 100 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: somebody in one of those hats in LA, they're usually 101 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: like doing the talking for everybody else, Like they're in 102 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: a gas station up by the clerk just like going 103 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: in on you know, inflation or whatever. But I just 104 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: wanted to clarify the commentary that we're speaking of his 105 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: stuff that's on Instagram and I put them on all 106 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: the social media okay side YouTube. Yeah, it's like it's 107 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: like Twitter to tell you what it is. First off, 108 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:55,679 Speaker 1: news commentary, Yeah, common current event. I'll take like something 109 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: that just happened, and then I'll do a little like 110 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 1: comedic rant about it. And I always, dude, try to 111 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:03,600 Speaker 1: like actually put jokes into it so it's not just 112 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: like Soapbox Center or whatever, because like I you know, 113 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: I'm a comedian. I want them to be funny and 114 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: I have this is my real accent, and I'm a progressive, 115 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,040 Speaker 1: so like, I mean there you go. You know, well, 116 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,720 Speaker 1: like people at first, like people are like there's a 117 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: lot of people in the South that you know who 118 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: are also like me, who when they see it, their 119 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 1: reactions like, oh, finally somebody who like both sounds and 120 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: thinks the way I do. Right. But and then the 121 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: people in like the rest of the country, like on 122 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,279 Speaker 1: the coast and stuff, they're like, well, this is neat. 123 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 1: I didn't know this was a thing. You like, you're 124 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: like seeing a unicorn, you know, like it's a novelty. 125 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: You know what I was trying to today when I 126 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,080 Speaker 1: was driving around driving my kid in school, I was 127 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,039 Speaker 1: telling about who's coming out on the show, and I 128 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: got to talk about I had to explain the terms, right. 129 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: I was like, you know, this guy is like the 130 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,360 Speaker 1: liberal redneck, and I said, I was trying to think 131 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: of what's the opposite of a liberal redneck and to 132 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: be that I come up with us. Remember William F. Buckley, 133 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: It's like like the very austere British conservative guy, and 134 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,160 Speaker 1: there's like that's the opposite of a little redneck would 135 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: be William F. Buckley Junior. You know that the best 136 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: I come up with conservative barraste might be a little 137 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: bit more understood. Kids. I'll try it when I get 138 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: home for dinner night. I'll try it. H speaking of 139 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: my kids kind of man, we were in um we're 140 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: in so we went down to Baja for spring break 141 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: and we're coming home, like I see this thing that 142 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: I see like a like a there's a guy standing 143 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 1: in there. There's something like just so distracting where he's 144 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: like a fit, thin dude, but he's got one of 145 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: those he's got like you know when you get like 146 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 1: a like a big beer gut that just hangs real 147 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:59,880 Speaker 1: flat down over your belt. Yeah, and that realized those 148 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 1: fanny pack made to look like a big hairy like 149 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,600 Speaker 1: fanny pack made it look like a big hairy gut 150 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 1: hanging out of your T shirt. Classic dude. I kept 151 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:19,240 Speaker 1: being like, what is that? It doesn't match his skin. 152 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: They call that a dumb lap. No, they oh, I 153 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: don't know, you're belly dun lapped over your belt. I 154 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: like that, but man we um. Yeah, we had a 155 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: great time. We did a lot of spearfishing down in Baja. 156 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 1: And then I had something um like, if you look 157 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: at the fishing regulations in Mexico, which is always confusing. Um, 158 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: they got, so you don't need any license to fish 159 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: from the beach. Okay, so any saltwater fishing from the beach, 160 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: no license. There's a license for fishing from the boat. 161 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: But I actually got checked in Mexico by like the 162 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 1: Baja version of a game warden and got a warning 163 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: because he said you need a fishing license. It's very 164 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: hard to get through this conversation because I don't speak 165 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: ship for Spanish, and he knew like some English. So 166 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 1: he was trying to help me out. It's like, you 167 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: need a fishing license, man, because I'm fishing from the shore. 168 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: But then there's a third category that I think they 169 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: added it in recently, is so there's fishing from the shore, 170 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,800 Speaker 1: there's fishing from a boat, and then there's fishing underwater. 171 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 1: Oh so you're a spear fishing You mean underwater? Right 172 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: underwater from the shore. You need a license? Huh I 173 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: got off on a warning. Did you recognize you? No? 174 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:43,160 Speaker 1: Definitely not. Uh. Okay, people got it right in here. 175 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 1: We need to do so we need what should where 176 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:53,079 Speaker 1: are they supposed to send these uh to meat eater 177 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: at the meat eater dot com. Normal spot. Yeah, we'll 178 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:02,120 Speaker 1: do normal spot, and but they should title it chettikett. Okay, 179 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: so we know what to look for. Yeah, we have 180 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,200 Speaker 1: we have a call for submissions. We're doing a show 181 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: all about etiquette, which really to call Chettikette because we 182 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:13,480 Speaker 1: use our etiquette guy Chester to help us wade through 183 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: etiquette problems. We get all kinds of etiquette things anyways, 184 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: like recently the guys that play leap frog with their 185 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,079 Speaker 1: tree stands on the same tree on State Land where 186 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 1: they always moved their climber above the other guy's climber 187 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: and all that etiquette questions or like, um, you know, 188 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,439 Speaker 1: you take your There's a guy that takes his brother 189 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,440 Speaker 1: in law hunting at a spot, but then his brother 190 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,680 Speaker 1: in law, his sister, and his brother in law get divorced, 191 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: and the brother in law keeps going to the spot 192 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,199 Speaker 1: and he feels like how could that because they got divorced, 193 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: so you can't go to the spot anymore. Shit like 194 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: that etiquette questions, chetica questions. You got to send us 195 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:59,440 Speaker 1: a shitload of chetika questions. How did Chester become the 196 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:03,160 Speaker 1: etiquette guy? I don't know. I don't know how that happened. 197 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:06,679 Speaker 1: I think I think largely because etiquette sounds because Chatticotte 198 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,719 Speaker 1: is funny. Yeah, that's usually how they go around. Like 199 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,200 Speaker 1: there's no real reason other than we were talking about 200 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,600 Speaker 1: etiquette one day and someone made the joke about Chetticutte 201 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,840 Speaker 1: and he's like, he's a very ethical kind Yeah. Oh 202 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,679 Speaker 1: you know how it was too is we were we 203 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:26,320 Speaker 1: were talking about boat launch etiquette, right, Yes, there's a 204 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,079 Speaker 1: bunch of questions about boat launch etiquette, and Chester, having 205 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,720 Speaker 1: been a fishing guide, had a lot of opinions about 206 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:39,320 Speaker 1: how to how one should get their boat in the 207 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 1: water in prompt fashion when add a crowded boat launch, 208 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,800 Speaker 1: and so someone made the Chatticott joke. So it's not 209 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,720 Speaker 1: like he's particularly credential necessarily. It's just that Cheticott sounds funny, 210 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 1: and jannice E tikuittunny j Yeah, it sounds like another 211 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: disease bad casey. Oh. Also it's late. We got to 212 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: throw a birthday wish to Carter Hudson, who just turned 213 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:13,320 Speaker 1: eleven the other day on St. Patty's Day. Whenever someone 214 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:19,160 Speaker 1: on this podcast swears he the uh, Carter's dad has 215 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 1: to explain to his wife why it's okay that he 216 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,680 Speaker 1: listens to his show that has cussing in it. Loves 217 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,760 Speaker 1: the show. He didn't quite read that right. He says 218 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,360 Speaker 1: that everything that you do, the kid also does. So 219 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 1: the kid's like, well, if Steve's cussing on his show, 220 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,440 Speaker 1: I can cuss two and his dad has to explain 221 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 1: that that's okay. Oh, there's value. We're really really cleaned. 222 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 1: Um it up. I think big times. It's the show 223 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,480 Speaker 1: is laughing. Well, it's just I also edit bear grease 224 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:59,280 Speaker 1: and there's some very different sensorship rules. He's got a 225 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: guest that says, I don't know what the hell I 226 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 1: was hearing. It'll be like I didn't know what the 227 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:12,360 Speaker 1: baby was here? Yeah? What Sam? Pretty much? So happy 228 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: birthday to to Carter Hudson Nanks his dad Morgan for 229 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: right and in um northing. Speaking of kids, So this 230 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,680 Speaker 1: is so we've been talking a bunch about the book 231 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 1: you've been working on, which isn't out yet, but we 232 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,160 Speaker 1: have a new kids activity book, Catch a Crayfish Count 233 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,000 Speaker 1: the Stars, availed for pre order now. Now. We announced 234 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: this book on Amazon. There's if you scroll away, beep 235 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: down on Amazon. It's a ranking of all books being 236 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:45,600 Speaker 1: sold at Amazon at any given time. When we announced 237 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: that Catch a Crayfish Count the Stars was up for 238 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,680 Speaker 1: pre orders, I'm holding my hand right now. I'm holding 239 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:53,320 Speaker 1: the facts simile of it in my hand right now. 240 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 1: Fun Project Skills and Adventures for Outdoor Kids. It shot 241 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 1: up to number three. Really yeah, that whiney bastard, uh 242 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 1: the King's kid he was still talk about talk about 243 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: chopping down the apple tree. What's he got left? Do 244 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,719 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like? What like if you're 245 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: playing like a long media game. What's left? Yeah, he 246 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 1: already blew through the Netflix documentary and all the book tours. 247 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 1: He did it all. He's like, it's so bad. I 248 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 1: don't have to work. I live in this big palace. 249 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: First of all, my mom, like many people's mothers, died 250 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,760 Speaker 1: and and then and I and I hate all that. 251 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 1: It's like, what he What's he gonna do? Now? I 252 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,000 Speaker 1: know he's like for a while he was like a 253 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 1: mental health expert. I guess, goodness gracious, so he was 254 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: still beating us. Well, do you think he put all 255 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 1: his money in that Silicon Valley bank so he'll he'll 256 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:53,560 Speaker 1: be just fine. He did so catch crayfish, count the stars. 257 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: So it's a here's the deal. It's a if you, 258 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,120 Speaker 1: if you're raising outdoor kids, do you want your kids 259 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,240 Speaker 1: to feel to have a lot of projects in front 260 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:09,840 Speaker 1: of them that will foster a sense of understanding for 261 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: the outdoors, a sense of comfort in the outdoors, knowledge 262 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: about the outdoors. It's a great book. A lot of 263 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,000 Speaker 1: it's kind of dangerous. We had to put if you 264 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 1: read it, there's a lot of language like, no, this 265 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: is very dangerous. It's very dangerous because there's machetes and 266 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,480 Speaker 1: stuff and fires and hatchets and everything in there. So 267 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 1: there's certain things that you got to do, projects that 268 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 1: your kids would need supervision on. There's certain things they 269 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,720 Speaker 1: can do on their own. But it's everything arrangement from 270 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:37,280 Speaker 1: like gardening stuff with understanding how gardening works and plants work, 271 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: all kinds of foraging stuff, fishing stuff. If they're interested 272 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: in hunting for their own food, how to get them 273 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 1: up to speed on that, building their own sorts of 274 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: weapons like blowguns and frog gigs from natural materials. Basics 275 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,960 Speaker 1: on navigation, navigation with the sun, navigation with stars, all 276 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: laid out and achievable. Little day projects, even a bunch 277 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 1: of stuff about in the home, So things that you 278 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 1: can do on bad days inside your house when you 279 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: can't get outside, that would really educate kids about ecology, biology, 280 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: um even even some like basic principles of wildlife population dynamics. 281 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,560 Speaker 1: I helped write the piece about how to build a 282 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: PVC bow. There you go, that's easy, cheap and lots 283 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: of hours of fun. My kid killed a cotton tail 284 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 1: rabbit with one of those PVC bows. My nephew did 285 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: as well. No UM show, it'll show you how to 286 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 1: do that. It's it's it's a super cool book. I 287 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,800 Speaker 1: listen to this. I heard a friend of mine in Wisconsin. 288 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:43,560 Speaker 1: His two boys who are probably I don't know, nine 289 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:47,080 Speaker 1: and twelve, nine and thirteen, their project. As soon as 290 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: they get that book, they're gonna work on all summers. 291 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: They're gonna launch their own YouTube channel and make a 292 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:56,720 Speaker 1: video about doing every single activity in your book. Someone's 293 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,680 Speaker 1: gonna get sued. I might sue these kids at the time. 294 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 1: I think that's a great, great idea. Oh, I just 295 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 1: saw someone sent me an article yesterday. There's a there's 296 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:12,520 Speaker 1: a class action lawsuit a guy's doing against Buffalo Wild Wings. 297 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 1: You hear this, Yeah, there's a class action lawsuit against 298 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: Buffalo Wild Wings because their boneless chicken wings aren't wings, 299 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,720 Speaker 1: right to which Buffalo Wild Wings says, our buffalo wings 300 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 1: aren't Buffalo. Our hamburgers aren't ham Also, are anybody's bummless 301 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 1: wings wings? I don't think they are. They're all no. 302 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,119 Speaker 1: This guy like I was, this guy's like I was 303 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,879 Speaker 1: led to believe I was eating a boneless wing and 304 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah, I think I read somewhere He's gonna 305 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,760 Speaker 1: be disappointing when he finds out chickens don't have fingers either. 306 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,720 Speaker 1: It's funny. Thank you genuinely didn't know that. I didn't 307 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,600 Speaker 1: I didn't catch the I didn't guess the finger one 308 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,440 Speaker 1: because they had like that buffalo wings or zero percent buffalo. 309 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 1: The hamburgers aren't him. That's some others. There's no sticks 310 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 1: and fish. Good lord, So back to the books. It 311 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:15,880 Speaker 1: shifts in June. If you order now, um, you'll get 312 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: it in June. But you can order it now and 313 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:22,119 Speaker 1: hopefully enough for you order it where Harry there gets 314 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,000 Speaker 1: um does it line up that he would have got 315 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: his name because of Harry Potter? Or was he born 316 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:36,880 Speaker 1: too early for that? M Thank goodness? Order now, Catch Crayfish, 317 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,320 Speaker 1: Count the Stars, Fun Project Skills and Adventures for outdoor kids. 318 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,840 Speaker 1: Order now and you get it later. And there's a 319 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 1: landing page. I can't remember what crink you put in 320 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 1: the show notes. There's a landing page, and go to 321 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,960 Speaker 1: and read all about the book. So if you have 322 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 1: any kids in your life, nephews kids, grandkids, neighbor kids, 323 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,359 Speaker 1: local kids, seem like they were gonna head for a 324 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,440 Speaker 1: life of trouble in crime. H get on this book 325 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,640 Speaker 1: and get them turned around, and it'll give your kids 326 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 1: a raw edge to him, you know, tough little make 327 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:11,159 Speaker 1: them tough little shits. Cridinal put the landing page thing 328 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: in there, and I don't know if it's still open, 329 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,959 Speaker 1: but for a while you could go in and like 330 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:21,200 Speaker 1: sign up and get an early copy. So everybody do that. Oh, 331 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: speaking of this kind of like speaking of kids, try 332 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:29,119 Speaker 1: you got two kids, two boys? Okay. I was talking 333 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,680 Speaker 1: one day about how I didn't like it that when 334 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: you went to the doctor, a first person comes, yeah, 335 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,280 Speaker 1: and they want to weigh or whatever, and then they 336 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:43,400 Speaker 1: go what's going on? And you tell them some long story, right, 337 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,239 Speaker 1: Like you got two kids. I had it recently too, 338 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:49,600 Speaker 1: because I'm like, well, this one had this strap symptom 339 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,120 Speaker 1: and then that went away, but then this one broke 340 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 1: out in these little spots all over him, and then 341 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:59,880 Speaker 1: that one got that again, and then this one did 342 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,520 Speaker 1: that and that led to both of them to have 343 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:06,920 Speaker 1: this and now that one's fine, but this one's even sicker. Right, 344 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 1: And then the doctor comes in and they go, what's 345 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:13,560 Speaker 1: going on? Yeah, right, yeah yeah. And then if if 346 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,520 Speaker 1: it's some kind of specialist thing, like if you're not 347 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,080 Speaker 1: having ever referral. You'll just have to go to two 348 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 1: other people and tell both of them what's going on 349 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,360 Speaker 1: as well. It's just an endless stream of explaining what's 350 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:27,880 Speaker 1: going on in various waiting rooms, bigger and smaller waiting areas. Yeah, 351 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,600 Speaker 1: as it gets smaller, you get more hopeful. Yeah, maybe 352 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,720 Speaker 1: they'll be here in a second. Right. So someone wrote 353 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,520 Speaker 1: in about what that's all about. One thing it's all 354 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 1: about and I know this to be true because I've 355 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,440 Speaker 1: seen it before. One thing it's about is you might 356 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,359 Speaker 1: tell them a thing and they got to go study 357 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,560 Speaker 1: up on them on Google. Yeah. Right, So if you like, 358 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,119 Speaker 1: if you go in and say like, yeah, man, I 359 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: got trick and lsis from meeting raw bear meat, they're 360 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: gonna go be like he's got a what and they're 361 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,840 Speaker 1: gonna go study up on Google. So when they come 362 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 1: in and you tell them, they can act like they 363 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,840 Speaker 1: knew what was going on. Another problem they run and 364 00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:02,239 Speaker 1: do what's this person? Do their physicians assistant? So they 365 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,159 Speaker 1: wrote in about what's actually happened and when all this 366 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 1: goes on. Another thing that's going on is people change 367 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: their stories all the time. The patience, yep, she said 368 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 1: the physician's assistant will come in and there's like they're like, 369 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,679 Speaker 1: what's what's going on. You're like, oh, this happened to 370 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: my kid, and they happened to my kid and now 371 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,160 Speaker 1: here he is. And then the doctor come in. He'll 372 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: spin a different yarn, like the parent didn't like how 373 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,520 Speaker 1: it sounded coming out, and so they'll read they'll like 374 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 1: edit the story. But when I went in, I just said, 375 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,360 Speaker 1: it's really complicated. Can I'll just explain it to the 376 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:35,440 Speaker 1: main man the main doctor. My case, it was a female, 377 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,120 Speaker 1: but I said I'll explain to them, and they're like, okay, cool. 378 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,439 Speaker 1: So I had no idea you could do that. But 379 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,639 Speaker 1: what they're doing is there's it's a thing called locates. 380 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:49,720 Speaker 1: Did you know about this anyone? They're asking you. There's 381 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:56,040 Speaker 1: like a little anacronym of stuff they're asking you location, onset, character, alleviate, aggravate, timing, environment, 382 00:21:56,119 --> 00:22:00,919 Speaker 1: severity comes out to locates. They're after the locates. But 383 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,959 Speaker 1: as I pointed out as a piece of medical unsolicited 384 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 1: medical advice is just say I'll just tell the someone later, 385 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,480 Speaker 1: or you can like making recording and just play recording. 386 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,800 Speaker 1: That'd be great. Then they can go as I was 387 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 1: saying to your colleague, coming, let me pull it up 388 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,200 Speaker 1: my voice memo to play. This is what I said. 389 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,360 Speaker 1: This is the problem, right, you listen to as many 390 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 1: times as you want. Um. This is you could have 391 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,440 Speaker 1: even a little googling to the bottom if you want it. Yeah, 392 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:33,639 Speaker 1: Like I saved you because I know you're gonna be 393 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: go digging into web MD in a minute. UM. When 394 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 1: I was a boy, When I was a little boy, 395 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 1: they would have this thing. Every year. They would take 396 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:47,360 Speaker 1: a UM. They would take one king salmon and put 397 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,520 Speaker 1: a tag in it and turn it loose Lake Michigan, 398 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,359 Speaker 1: And they did have a big fish in Derby. And 399 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: if you were to be so lucky as to catch 400 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,679 Speaker 1: the king salmon that had the tag in it, you 401 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:06,160 Speaker 1: win boku money. I've never heard this applied to mammals, however, 402 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,119 Speaker 1: In South Dakota harvest a tag kyote get a free 403 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:16,480 Speaker 1: hunt lifetime hunting license. Correction South Carolina, oh well, you 404 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: saved us a lot of time. On the next episode. 405 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 1: South Carolina Department of Natural Resources released sixteen more tagged 406 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:28,480 Speaker 1: kyote statewide recently. Is part of the Kyote Harvest Incentive 407 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:38,360 Speaker 1: Program programs created in two sixteen mm. So they catch 408 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,160 Speaker 1: some kyotes, they tag them, they release them for per 409 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 1: game zone, for game zones for kyotes. Anyone who successfully 410 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 1: takes and reports a tag kyote will be rewarded with 411 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:57,200 Speaker 1: a free lifetime hunting a free lifetime hunting license. They 412 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 1: can debt. Here's where's Here's where they sweeten the pot. 413 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,680 Speaker 1: Let's say you're getting up in years and if it's 414 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: not gonna do you a whole hell of a lot 415 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 1: of good. Right, say you're like forty nine, your star's fading, 416 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: you can you can give it to your kid, gifted 417 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,160 Speaker 1: only that special one, right like the one you win, 418 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,639 Speaker 1: the one you win, you could give your You can 419 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,000 Speaker 1: say I would, I will bestow it upon my do 420 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,160 Speaker 1: I'd like to bestow this upon my daughter and make 421 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 1: her a free lifetime hunting license. Did you anything? Is 422 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 1: it opening on rez? I've read that far yet over 423 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,919 Speaker 1: the last seven years, did you see that in there? No? 424 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,399 Speaker 1: I don't. Over the last seven years, one hundred and 425 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:48,880 Speaker 1: twelve kyles have been tagged and released. Huh so far 426 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 1: under half? So in seven years under half, it's not 427 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 1: terribly descriptive. I would have just have given the number. 428 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 1: I would have given the number, so somewhere between zero 429 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,359 Speaker 1: and fifty six. Yeah, maybe they're just embarrassed of the 430 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: number somewhere under half, yeah, meaning somewhere between undrea are somewhere, 431 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: So somewhere between zero and fifty six. Yeah, because if 432 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,120 Speaker 1: it said no one's gotten one yet, people aren't gonna 433 00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: get fired up. They're not gonna feel like everyone around 434 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 1: you is winning. Um. Under half of the tag Kyleot 435 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 1: has been reported taken. Kyot's tagged in any year are 436 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 1: eligible for the life lifetime license. For information on the 437 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 1: Kyote Harvest Incentive Program, you can go to the DNR 438 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 1: South Caroline's DNR page. What I imagine they're trying to 439 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,399 Speaker 1: get around is they're trying to get around the you know, 440 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,680 Speaker 1: for a long time there was just flat out uh 441 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 1: bounty programs. I think they're they're striving for the bounty thing, 442 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 1: but they're trying to gus see it up, gussied up 443 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,600 Speaker 1: in a more socially acceptable way. And it might be 444 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,120 Speaker 1: like a little unsavory to some folks if they were 445 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,359 Speaker 1: saying it's like cold heart cash. Is my guess of 446 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:16,960 Speaker 1: what's happening there a little bit south of there in Florida, 447 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 1: a huge correction on Florida mountain lions. Chester should be 448 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: here because it's his fault. Yeah, that's true. We're doing 449 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: an episode and I was throwing research questions to Chester 450 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,159 Speaker 1: on the fly and he was messing them all up. 451 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,680 Speaker 1: The episode was called Spitting and Strutting. We're discussing mountain 452 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,359 Speaker 1: lions being relocated from Texas to Florida. Yanni was present. 453 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,639 Speaker 1: The gist of it was, I spent a couple of 454 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,280 Speaker 1: weeks in Florida, and everywhere I went I got a 455 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 1: year fold from people about cougar recovery and the debate 456 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:54,560 Speaker 1: around weather. Many people feel that cougary carvery has gotten 457 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:59,040 Speaker 1: too successful. There has been too much leaning into and 458 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,359 Speaker 1: making sack or faces on behalf of the species that 459 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,640 Speaker 1: is not regarded to be imperiled anymore. And not only that, 460 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,600 Speaker 1: and they're having a devastating impact on deer. Not only that, 461 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,960 Speaker 1: but people were saying how it's not even the same 462 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,880 Speaker 1: cougar that used to be here because they brought in 463 00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: super cougars from Texas and I thought it was just 464 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,920 Speaker 1: seven or eight. Chester got to reading on some crazy website, 465 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 1: the Mountain Lion Foundation website, which is not like Wild 466 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,600 Speaker 1: Turkey Foundation, you know, it's like, uh not Foundation's Rocking 467 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:35,120 Speaker 1: mount Elk Foundation, Turkey Federation, Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation. It's 468 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:40,960 Speaker 1: a it's like a animal rights organization. Anyhow, Chester got 469 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,680 Speaker 1: to spewing off about all kinds of mountain lions brought 470 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:49,400 Speaker 1: down from Texas, which is not the case. They brought 471 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,200 Speaker 1: in a total eight and it actually removed some, which 472 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,239 Speaker 1: really surprised me. Some of the mountain lions that they 473 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 1: brought from Texas to Florida. So well, at its lowest number. 474 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,680 Speaker 1: We got it right here. If you want a quick, 475 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: little more informed background on this issue, we covered just 476 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,640 Speaker 1: quite well. Panthers used to be distributed everywhere, like everywhere 477 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:14,880 Speaker 1: in the lower forty eight across much of Canada, Central America, 478 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:20,080 Speaker 1: South America, from Tierra del Fuego to like you know, 479 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 1: possibly up into Yukon Territory Mackenzie Delta. Even maybe this 480 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,040 Speaker 1: animals was the most widely distributed mammal in the New 481 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:34,400 Speaker 1: World I think globally, right, most widely distributed animal Western Hemisphere, 482 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,880 Speaker 1: let's go with that. As they got whittled away through 483 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 1: poisoning and other predator control things, bowing he's poisoning. You 484 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,520 Speaker 1: wound up where they were kind of existing in the 485 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,320 Speaker 1: wildest little corners, and the only population that held on 486 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,920 Speaker 1: in the east east of the Mississippi. The only population 487 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 1: that held on was this little isolated pocket of them 488 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,200 Speaker 1: in southwest Florida. So from nineteen eighty six to nineteen 489 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,440 Speaker 1: ninety five, the minimum number of adult panthers, so this 490 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,400 Speaker 1: is adults, not male, not like all males, not all females. 491 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:14,040 Speaker 1: The limited the minimum number of adult panthers fluctuated from 492 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,080 Speaker 1: twenty four to thirty two. I often use this as 493 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:23,320 Speaker 1: the greatest piece of evidence against Bigfoot. Go back to 494 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: those years in South Florida when you had twenty to 495 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 1: thirty mountain lions. They're still getting hit every year on 496 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 1: the road. So few you have a population of a 497 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:41,440 Speaker 1: couple dozen, and they're still getting hit every year on 498 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: the roads. But Bigfoot can go five hundred years. How 499 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,800 Speaker 1: many of them exist though, there's gonna be enough to 500 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,360 Speaker 1: make love and reproduce. There's no primate that lives forever. Also, 501 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 1: maybe Bigfoot knows to look both ways. Well, let mister 502 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,080 Speaker 1: smarty pants, maybe you know about the guy in Montana 503 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 1: that put a big Foot suit on and jumped out 504 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: in front of a car to incite a Bigfoot sighting. 505 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 1: It was just struck and killed. That was struck and 506 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 1: killed by two cars. That good. Why did he get hit? 507 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:28,959 Speaker 1: It's a dumber than actual bigfoot. From nineteen eighty six 508 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,000 Speaker 1: to nineteen ninety five, the minimum number of adult panthers 509 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 1: fluctuated from twenty four to thirty two. They brought in eight. 510 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 1: They put some males in. This is interesting. They put 511 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: some males in. Once they knew that those males had bread, 512 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 1: they pulled a couple of the mails back out. Another 513 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: correction is this from the This from the the journal. 514 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 1: This is from Science. Correct the journal Science. There is 515 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:59,840 Speaker 1: no evidence in breeding is causing physical mail formations and 516 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:06,800 Speaker 1: negatively affecting recovery. Oh sorry, take all that out, Phil, 517 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 1: I was wrong. Maybe leave it in. I don't know 518 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:16,200 Speaker 1: you decide forget what I was just saying. Florida panthers, Okay, 519 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:21,040 Speaker 1: Florida planthers were suffering from the effects of inbreeding, including 520 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 1: crypto chidism, low sperm quality. That's what I have, kink, 521 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: no quality, kink tales, pelage, cowlicks, opportunistic infections in atrial 522 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 1: septal defects. So they brought in to save this couple 523 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,400 Speaker 1: dozen animals. They brought in animals from Texas, eight not twenty. 524 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 1: Whatever the hell Chester was thrown around, No, I think 525 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 1: he in total it was like close to forty that 526 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,000 Speaker 1: he added up over years. So now they got two hundred. 527 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 1: Now they got a minimum of two hundred and fifty. 528 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,680 Speaker 1: And now it's starting to cause a lot of consternation 529 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 1: among people who are feel sportsmen in Florida who are 530 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:19,200 Speaker 1: feel that they're having access issues, poorer quality hunting because 531 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 1: of the great deference to this now recovered, this now 532 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,200 Speaker 1: recovered species that they feel is somehow not quite the 533 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:32,560 Speaker 1: same because it was supplemented with genes from outside. Take 534 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:37,960 Speaker 1: your pick on that one. Waiting, let's get it. That 535 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 1: was okay for it. Apology not an apology correction, No apologies. 536 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 1: Another news bit. I were talking to these I met 537 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,600 Speaker 1: this dude. So every year I go to, Yeah, every 538 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 1: year I go to I'm mceing this year the TRCP 539 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 1: Capitol Conservation Awards Dinner, in which TRCP they have an 540 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:15,680 Speaker 1: annual function in Washington, d C. Where they honor Typically 541 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,880 Speaker 1: they honor someone from the House, someone from the Senate, 542 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,920 Speaker 1: and someone from each side of the aisle, so Democrat 543 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,280 Speaker 1: and Republican House Senate, they honor them for conservation achievements, 544 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 1: and then they'll usually honor someone from the private sector. 545 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: M seeing that event. I m sed last year and 546 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: met this dude who was working on his project, and 547 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,040 Speaker 1: I told him I helped spread the word about his project. 548 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:42,640 Speaker 1: When Teddy Roosevelt was in DC, he would walk down 549 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:48,720 Speaker 1: to the Grace Reformed Church in Washington and Washington, d C. 550 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,959 Speaker 1: He laid the cornerstone of the church. Okay, in nineteen 551 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,680 Speaker 1: oh three. That was the year that Augustus Scofier published 552 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:05,560 Speaker 1: his magnum opus lagid q lanaire and I believe it 553 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,920 Speaker 1: was the first year of controlled flight by the Wright brothers. 554 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,439 Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken, just check that out, Yohnnie. That 555 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,279 Speaker 1: year he delivered an address at the dedication of the church. 556 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:21,399 Speaker 1: He Teddy Roosevelt kind of the one of the one 557 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:26,279 Speaker 1: of the fathers of modern conservation and a guy who 558 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: put in who preserved fifty thousand acres of American land 559 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,520 Speaker 1: for every day that he was in office in the presidency, 560 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:43,239 Speaker 1: worshiped there faithfully on Sundays during his vice presidency and presidency. 561 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,439 Speaker 1: If he had to skip a service, he would write 562 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,360 Speaker 1: a letter to the reverend of the church saying he 563 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:53,440 Speaker 1: would be absent. Anyhow, the church is up for sale, 564 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,280 Speaker 1: so what's gonna happen? Soone's gonna turn it into condos. 565 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,560 Speaker 1: But these guys have got this thing, say if Teddy's 566 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,440 Speaker 1: Church dot com and they're trying to get the jingle necessary, 567 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,600 Speaker 1: they need to raise six million bucks over the next 568 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,120 Speaker 1: two years so they can buy the building and resuscitate 569 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:15,680 Speaker 1: it and keep it as it is www dot save 570 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,319 Speaker 1: Save Teddy's Church dot com. So if that speaks to 571 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:25,160 Speaker 1: you an honor of UM one of our great wildlife 572 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:33,800 Speaker 1: conservation land conservation heroes, UM, go check that out. I 573 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,359 Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna get into this. We're we're 574 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,680 Speaker 1: having quite a laugh about golf courses because there's this 575 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,160 Speaker 1: golf course that needs to like move because the squirrels 576 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,680 Speaker 1: are so mean. Do you're about this? The squirrels are 577 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,360 Speaker 1: so mean that it's like driving golfers off trade. Do 578 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,399 Speaker 1: you golf? Uh? Yeah, a little bit? You do? Not good? 579 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,759 Speaker 1: Yeah I'm real bad, but yeah I golf a little 580 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: bit lately. It's mostly so I like I started in 581 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,399 Speaker 1: Jackson County, Tennessee, and everybody there's a golf nine haul 582 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,960 Speaker 1: golf course there, and like me and my buddies would 583 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,040 Speaker 1: would golf barefoot and then like cut off t shirts 584 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,840 Speaker 1: and stuff and bring a cooler bear. Yeah, redneck style golf. 585 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,799 Speaker 1: That's the That was my introduction to golf. As I 586 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,759 Speaker 1: got older and moved to cities, and I found out 587 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: that golf is like a fancy people game and they 588 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,400 Speaker 1: got a bunch of like rules that they really really 589 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,560 Speaker 1: care about. It kind of took a lot of the 590 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,319 Speaker 1: fun out of it for me. I didn't enjoy it 591 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,200 Speaker 1: as much anymore. So now I've got to like top 592 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:29,080 Speaker 1: golf or something and just you know, drink some bears 593 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,360 Speaker 1: and hit some or whatever. But yeah, I didn't like being, 594 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:35,399 Speaker 1: you know, repeatedly shushed or having to tuck a shirt 595 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,480 Speaker 1: ban or whatever. That I've always been surprised at no 596 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,839 Speaker 1: old professional golfer ever emerged who didn't have the same 597 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:47,719 Speaker 1: like what informs the fashion sensibility of professional golfers. Like 598 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,759 Speaker 1: with football, you have no choice because you got to 599 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,600 Speaker 1: wear the uniform. But when you see them off field, 600 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:00,319 Speaker 1: it's a wide spectrum of dress styles right wide spectrum. Yeah, 601 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,439 Speaker 1: something about something with golf and forces like a very 602 00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:09,000 Speaker 1: rigid yeah, sense of how one presents themselves of the public. 603 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,760 Speaker 1: I guess, like I said, it's just fancy people stuff. 604 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,120 Speaker 1: You know, it's just it's just the culture of golfer. 605 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,480 Speaker 1: Maybe it's also because like the stuff they wear to 606 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:22,120 Speaker 1: play it, you can also just wear Yeah, you can 607 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:27,480 Speaker 1: just the course and you can't do that with shoulder pads. 608 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:31,000 Speaker 1: You know. That's a good point. You look like, yeah. 609 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,360 Speaker 1: Uh So someone wrote in with a very spirited defense 610 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:43,760 Speaker 1: of golf courses as ecological refuges. Great point, you can't. 611 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,839 Speaker 1: It's better than having condos there. So he's pointing out, 612 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,880 Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what else he's There's this picture. 613 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,680 Speaker 1: I guess it's a famous picture. There's a there's a 614 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:58,640 Speaker 1: ecologist standing next to these cut banks and one is 615 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:08,560 Speaker 1: like a crop of one is a annual okay picture 616 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,880 Speaker 1: that you're standing next to a cutaway of a of 617 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,839 Speaker 1: a field where you've got a raw cutaway that's eight 618 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:18,600 Speaker 1: feet tall, like you just slice the earth, pulled it away, 619 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,799 Speaker 1: and you got to look at a help me out. 620 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,000 Speaker 1: What am I trying to say? A cutaway a soil 621 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,480 Speaker 1: pit side view. There's a soil pit side view of 622 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:34,000 Speaker 1: perennial grass, and there's a side of the root structure 623 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 1: of perennial grass, and a side view of an annual 624 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,839 Speaker 1: grass or an annual crop. And holy cow, the like 625 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:50,000 Speaker 1: a long standing grass, a long standing grassland eight feet 626 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,920 Speaker 1: of room. Amazing, it's so amazing to see this. What 627 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,120 Speaker 1: it like the He has a very spirited defense, And 628 00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,600 Speaker 1: I'll point out, I don't like you know, I get 629 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,239 Speaker 1: what he's saying. Man, they got ponds. He counted up 630 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,160 Speaker 1: how many white oaks around their place. It's a really 631 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,239 Speaker 1: good point. Let's just read the whole damn thing. Should I. 632 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,960 Speaker 1: They're they're gonna move an entire golf course because of 633 00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:19,080 Speaker 1: main squirrels. Rules are too mean. There's some main squirrels, 634 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:28,799 Speaker 1: well that's small feet or or it's some yeah, yeah, tire. 635 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,920 Speaker 1: They squirrels like a noise in my backswine, chittering in 636 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,640 Speaker 1: my backswine. Can It's like they attack the golfers to 637 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:42,400 Speaker 1: get their snacks. Right, that's aggressive. Let's read it. For instance, 638 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,640 Speaker 1: I work at a small private club near large city 639 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,680 Speaker 1: with a heavy population of fox squirrels. He points out. 640 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,400 Speaker 1: He points out, I'm quoting him, But I'm okay, He 641 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,000 Speaker 1: points out that, back to the quote, they aren't nearly 642 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,480 Speaker 1: as aggressive maybe as the ones down in Florida, but 643 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,440 Speaker 1: we do manage them every winter. Then he goes on 644 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:04,120 Speaker 1: to say, um, they've managed the squirrels, but their numbers 645 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:08,080 Speaker 1: continually bounce back with the copious amount of acorns provided 646 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,440 Speaker 1: by the three hundred plus mature white oak trees. The 647 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,040 Speaker 1: property in general has a lot of wildlife for how 648 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,880 Speaker 1: small a property it is and how it's completely surrounded 649 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:24,120 Speaker 1: by urban civilization. We have mink, kyotes, red fox, whitetail, deer, skunks, raccoons, 650 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:28,120 Speaker 1: all sorts of rafters, including bald eagles, waterfowl, and a 651 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,359 Speaker 1: whole mess of other rodents that are all over the place. 652 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,280 Speaker 1: Many golf course has become a part of the Audubon 653 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,360 Speaker 1: Society and our safe havens for many species of birds. 654 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,400 Speaker 1: For that, your pipe smaller, he goes on credit him, 655 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:51,319 Speaker 1: are not like email friends. Yeah, here's why I'm very 656 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,080 Speaker 1: delicate about I can't get you know, the secret of 657 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,040 Speaker 1: why I do really need to tiptoe around the golf 658 00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,760 Speaker 1: ish You don't you? I don't think so, Spencer. Well, 659 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 1: it's I'll tell you later. Okay, really, Oh yeah, you 660 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:11,200 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't think do I know? Oh? You know? 661 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:17,520 Speaker 1: Wisconsin just the last I we're gonna talk about. I 662 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,279 Speaker 1: told you we had two and you can cut as 663 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:28,200 Speaker 1: I do. No, no no know. Wisconsin is circulating a build 664 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,200 Speaker 1: to designate an official state rifle, the Henry Arms all 665 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: Weather forty five seventy lever action. They point out in 666 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,960 Speaker 1: the build that this does not mean you have to 667 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:44,480 Speaker 1: buy one, though it is strongly encouraged. Yeah, you will 668 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,319 Speaker 1: not get in trouble for not buying one until they are. 669 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,600 Speaker 1: I just love to we gotta have Dug. I want 670 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:54,200 Speaker 1: to hear what Bubbly Doug thinks about his state. If like, 671 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,960 Speaker 1: in my view, I get it because they MANU it's 672 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,799 Speaker 1: great because they manufacture him there, um, big Boy all 673 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:04,319 Speaker 1: Weather rifle. Um, it's so it's a hometown manufacturer in Wisconsin. 674 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,719 Speaker 1: It's a great rifle. But if you said to me, like, 675 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:11,560 Speaker 1: what's the what's the state rifle of Wisconsin? Well, who 676 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,839 Speaker 1: used to make that? That that slide action thirty OT six, 677 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,560 Speaker 1: I think it'd be something like that, like an old 678 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,359 Speaker 1: like yeah, like seven forty two would master? Yeah, like 679 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,560 Speaker 1: one of those like hardcore. You know old deer guns 680 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,360 Speaker 1: everybody had, you know, like a like a something in 681 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,560 Speaker 1: thirty OT six. Right, That's what I was gonna say. 682 00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,919 Speaker 1: I don't know anybody that hunted or killed a deer 683 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,480 Speaker 1: with the Henry old Weather forty five seventy. But it's 684 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,239 Speaker 1: made the Rice Lake based Henry repeating arms. So they 685 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,480 Speaker 1: make and it's a nod toward the you know, hometown 686 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,040 Speaker 1: gun manufacturers. So if you live in Wisconsin and you 687 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,200 Speaker 1: don't have one, you can expect visit from law enforcement officials. 688 00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,400 Speaker 1: Traded you like, learn about all these different old guns 689 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,719 Speaker 1: in your riflery class or shoot them now. Now it 690 00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,040 Speaker 1: was mostly just like just target practice. Yeah, pretty much 691 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,000 Speaker 1: just was like a twenty two. We didn't like history 692 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,080 Speaker 1: of rifle or anything, although that would have been cool. 693 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:09,680 Speaker 1: I'm horrifically uh underinformed. They join they're joining nine other 694 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:15,520 Speaker 1: states who have state rifles. Oh man, that's a whole 695 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,479 Speaker 1: other thing. Okay, we'll talk about the Kansas Trail campan later. 696 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,759 Speaker 1: I've told you didn't want to have more step and 697 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:29,040 Speaker 1: we'll talk about Burning Man um an hour later. How 698 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,800 Speaker 1: do you do you go to Burning Man? Now? But 699 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,680 Speaker 1: one of my best friends just did this past year. 700 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,920 Speaker 1: It might it sound pretty wild. It gives us license 701 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,160 Speaker 1: to get into this. I want to. I'm interested in 702 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,399 Speaker 1: how you're ranking the remaining topics as to the ones 703 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,000 Speaker 1: that will that you're interested in talking because I got 704 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,400 Speaker 1: a lot to say about Wisconsin's public or Kansas's public 705 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,839 Speaker 1: land trail camp. I don't have a lot to say 706 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:58,839 Speaker 1: about and trash. Basically, when you go to Burning Man, 707 00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:04,560 Speaker 1: it's a is he defending Burnie Man. I don't think 708 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,840 Speaker 1: it's just kind of how clean they make it exactly. Okay, 709 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,799 Speaker 1: he's explained just how clean it is after Burning Man. 710 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,080 Speaker 1: He was a volunteer there for the Volunteer Fire depart 711 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,279 Speaker 1: He volunteer at the fire department during the Burning Man thing. 712 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:23,040 Speaker 1: They cleaned it so good. The festival has the undergoing 713 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:27,240 Speaker 1: extensive cleaning procedure where they cleaned the entire seven square 714 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:33,560 Speaker 1: miles of m oops moop matter, matter out of place, 715 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:37,400 Speaker 1: which he said ranges from straw glow sticks to nipple pasties. 716 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,680 Speaker 1: All right, what's a nipple paste picture that you had 717 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,879 Speaker 1: a little sticker you put over your nipple. That's it. 718 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,520 Speaker 1: Whole decoration you got it? Yeah, clothing like it's like 719 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,600 Speaker 1: not the same as being fully. You don't want to go, 720 00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,960 Speaker 1: you don't want to have any clothes on you exactly. 721 00:44:55,280 --> 00:45:00,360 Speaker 1: It's like one step there's body paint, right, but that 722 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:05,080 Speaker 1: you know, that's a hard Yeah, that's a time investment. 723 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,120 Speaker 1: It doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. Then they 724 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,719 Speaker 1: do this. This is this is where this gets interesting. Here, 725 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,120 Speaker 1: this is what the BLM make. Here's what the BLM 726 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,719 Speaker 1: does to determine just how clean the site is. This 727 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:17,520 Speaker 1: is where this is. This is where this gets downright 728 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,040 Speaker 1: scientific Bureau Land Management. They randomly select one hundred and 729 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:26,680 Speaker 1: twenty inspection sites, with each site being a circle with 730 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,600 Speaker 1: a radius of thirty seven point seven feet. Got it, 731 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,880 Speaker 1: I'm tracking one hundred and twenty times. You take a 732 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:42,120 Speaker 1: circle about thirty eight feet radius, lay it down, and 733 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,440 Speaker 1: then you have to inspect that circle. But now it 734 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,759 Speaker 1: sounded so scientific until I got to this part. We're 735 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:56,279 Speaker 1: less than a palmful. Then it devolve, It devolves out 736 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,879 Speaker 1: of science, It devolves out of science land and goes 737 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,400 Speaker 1: and do less than a palm for less nipple pasties 738 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,640 Speaker 1: can be fined within that circle. If you find more 739 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:14,920 Speaker 1: than a palmful, Yeah, you clean. If you've ever hunted 740 00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:21,000 Speaker 1: or hiked, backpack camped in this location outside of burning 741 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:25,120 Speaker 1: man right in and tell us how clean it was. 742 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,799 Speaker 1: I'd like to know. Yeah, no, when I when I 743 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:30,200 Speaker 1: first so, I'm from Tennessee and I went to Bonarou 744 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,160 Speaker 1: when I was in my twenties, you know, big music festival. 745 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,520 Speaker 1: I went to like five of those in a row. 746 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,480 Speaker 1: And when I first have I found out about burning 747 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,719 Speaker 1: my end. I was like, okay, so, like what kind 748 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 1: of bands are there or whatever? And I was like, oh, 749 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,719 Speaker 1: well they're not there's no lineup or whatever. And from 750 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,640 Speaker 1: that point on, I was like, I was like, so 751 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,239 Speaker 1: what is the point of it then? And it's like 752 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,080 Speaker 1: an art festival, Like people go there and make like 753 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,600 Speaker 1: art installations, do a bunch of drugs and get wild 754 00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,600 Speaker 1: or whatever, and then burn a fffig at the end 755 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,239 Speaker 1: of it, and that's pretty much the whole thing. But 756 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:04,000 Speaker 1: like those festivals are a marathon. You're filthy, you're tired, 757 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,799 Speaker 1: you know, it's like gross. And if I'm not gonna 758 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,920 Speaker 1: be able to watch like Jay Z and Bruce Springstein, 759 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,560 Speaker 1: you know, and back to back nights, then like I 760 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,920 Speaker 1: got no interest in that, and I wouldn't even do 761 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,279 Speaker 1: the former and in my thirties, you know what I mean. Like, 762 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,600 Speaker 1: but in my twenties I was all for it, but 763 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,080 Speaker 1: I never really got Burning Man and I still don't. 764 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,000 Speaker 1: And now it's a bunch of like tech bros and stuff. 765 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,960 Speaker 1: I think on top of that, oh is it? I 766 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,880 Speaker 1: think so they've like overtaken It's what I heard. So 767 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,719 Speaker 1: now everybody goes to Burning Man talks about how it's 768 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,040 Speaker 1: not the same as it was absolutely, just like with 769 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:37,200 Speaker 1: everything Nuther's Montana or Baha, yeah, bonarys same way. Um, 770 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:42,000 Speaker 1: where'd you grow up exactly? Clay County, Tennessee. It's uh, 771 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,080 Speaker 1: you know, Tennessee is divided into East, Middle, and West Tennessee. 772 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:50,279 Speaker 1: It's on the northeast part, like northeast border of Middle Tennessee. 773 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,440 Speaker 1: So it's like halfway between Nashville and Knoxville and forty 774 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:57,080 Speaker 1: miles up on the Kentucky line. What were the what 775 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,680 Speaker 1: were the conditions like when you grew up there? When 776 00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:02,759 Speaker 1: I was like a little kid, like up until I 777 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:05,200 Speaker 1: was like nine, it was a pretty idyllic and cozy 778 00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,719 Speaker 1: little southern town. I felt like, like a nice little 779 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,759 Speaker 1: town and like just using my so there was this 780 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,640 Speaker 1: big textile factory. Oshkosh, bagosh, my overalls, kiss and stuff 781 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,120 Speaker 1: ocos bagosh. They had a huge factory in Salina, and 782 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,880 Speaker 1: that was like the beating heart of the town's e 783 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,720 Speaker 1: common everybody's My great grandma worked there for sixty years 784 00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,360 Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, that all the kids. Like, if you 785 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,040 Speaker 1: were a kid from Sliea at that time, I pretty 786 00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,120 Speaker 1: much guarantee you had like a photo shoot, like a 787 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,839 Speaker 1: toddler photo shoot that was all oshkosh bagosh, right, like 788 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,680 Speaker 1: you know, sitting in a little wooden bucket with some 789 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:43,200 Speaker 1: overalls on in a little yeah, right exactly. Why don't 790 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,800 Speaker 1: you guys do the side buttons up? Uh, leaping, flopping? 791 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,640 Speaker 1: It depends, you know, a little bit of both, switch 792 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,919 Speaker 1: it up, and people would do both, yeah exactly. But 793 00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:58,320 Speaker 1: and then in my family in particular, like was a 794 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,319 Speaker 1: bunch of small business owners. Grandpa had a car lot 795 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,919 Speaker 1: in a garage, right, we worked on cars and sold 796 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,440 Speaker 1: them and stuff. And my dad had the town's video store, 797 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:12,640 Speaker 1: Crowder's Video Remember those. Yeah, really dug deep for that 798 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,480 Speaker 1: name because you have the little back corner with a curtain. 799 00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it wasn't the curtain, it was a room. 800 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,880 Speaker 1: He was a converted single wide trailer in the back 801 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,440 Speaker 1: room I was forbade to enter, and that's where you know, 802 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,240 Speaker 1: all the boxes were a little bit bigger in size, 803 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,719 Speaker 1: and you know, like you know, somebody from the Baptist church, 804 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,600 Speaker 1: you know, couldn't go in there if there was anybody 805 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,160 Speaker 1: else in the store. Like that was the thing that 806 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,160 Speaker 1: would happen a lot, like people that that back room 807 00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:39,319 Speaker 1: kept the lights on in that grocery. And then that 808 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,880 Speaker 1: video store you get a double wide. There was a 809 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,360 Speaker 1: video store. Yeah, yeah, and uh Crowder's Video, Crowder's Video, 810 00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:51,200 Speaker 1: and that market just dried up. Yeah, as you'll see 811 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,480 Speaker 1: in a minute. As you'll see in a minute, every 812 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,560 Speaker 1: by town we didn't even get to that point. But anyway, Uh, 813 00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,600 Speaker 1: on the town square, my maternal grandmother had a little 814 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,960 Speaker 1: country diner called Cat's Cafe, And across the square, my 815 00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:09,600 Speaker 1: openly gay uncle and his partner had a Delhi called 816 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:13,000 Speaker 1: the New Day Delhi, a sandwich place or whatever. And Uh, 817 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:16,440 Speaker 1: all these businesses are doing, and the whole town or 818 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,200 Speaker 1: the whole downtown's populated by these little businesses and stuff, 819 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:24,319 Speaker 1: and everything's cool. Then in the mid nineties, as I 820 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,839 Speaker 1: like to put it, the factory left forever and the 821 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,719 Speaker 1: pills showed up for good at the same time, the 822 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,680 Speaker 1: factory being oshkosh, they left. They went to Mexico, like 823 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,880 Speaker 1: literally that that, you know, they moved to that operation 824 00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,480 Speaker 1: to Mexico, just packed it up and moved it. Yeah, 825 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,520 Speaker 1: and that was that, Like some of the was that 826 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,960 Speaker 1: some of the NAFTA. Absolutely, And that's got a huge 827 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,960 Speaker 1: it's a huge part of people. There's politics, you know, 828 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,520 Speaker 1: actually that town is rural and every and like redneck 829 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,759 Speaker 1: or whatever it was. You can look it up. For 830 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,120 Speaker 1: a very long time, that county was like a blue 831 00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,960 Speaker 1: county in Tennessee because it was like old school didn't 832 00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:00,520 Speaker 1: work in Man Democrats or whatever that type of thing. 833 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:06,360 Speaker 1: But then NAFTA, the Clinton's factory leaves, town gets demolished 834 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,759 Speaker 1: and it changes a lot, but nothing ever came into 835 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,520 Speaker 1: a place that factory. Really. You know, by the time 836 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,400 Speaker 1: I graduated high school, all my family's businesses are closed. 837 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,359 Speaker 1: You know, my mom is as addicted to pills herself. 838 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:24,160 Speaker 1: You know, people are sick. Everything just falls apart, and like, 839 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,800 Speaker 1: feel I want to back up to that that place leaving, 840 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,120 Speaker 1: Like how was that perceived by people? Did it feel 841 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,120 Speaker 1: like a betrayal? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I mean I remember. 842 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,200 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, again, I was like nine or ten, 843 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,680 Speaker 1: but I can remember my parents, my grandparents like talking 844 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,880 Speaker 1: about it and stuff. I mean I can. I have 845 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,279 Speaker 1: a vivid memory of my grandpa that owned the car 846 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,520 Speaker 1: lot coming into my dad's video store and slamming like 847 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,480 Speaker 1: a newspaper or something down on the counter and saying, 848 00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,960 Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'll never vote for another Democrat 849 00:51:54,960 --> 00:52:00,000 Speaker 1: as long as I live because of that. And like, yeah, 850 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,080 Speaker 1: I mean it was like a company town, you know 851 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,120 Speaker 1: what I mean, Like I said, everybody worked there and 852 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,759 Speaker 1: or like had somebody in their family that worked there. 853 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,239 Speaker 1: And like all the other businesses, like you know, people 854 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,799 Speaker 1: that work they are bought lunch at these restaurants or 855 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,000 Speaker 1: whatever that type of thing. It all, it all orbited 856 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:19,200 Speaker 1: around that plant. And yeah, I mean people knew. I 857 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:22,240 Speaker 1: mean even as a kid, like I knew, like everybody 858 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,360 Speaker 1: knew this is really bad what's about to happen. And 859 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:29,000 Speaker 1: there was some optimism like well we can replace it 860 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,520 Speaker 1: with something or whatever. But I mean that you know, 861 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:33,719 Speaker 1: that's twenty five years ago, going on thirty years ago, 862 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,280 Speaker 1: and that you know, there's like a couple minor operations 863 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,200 Speaker 1: have come in and left and whatever else, but nothing 864 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,759 Speaker 1: has really ever replaced it. So it's been there's been 865 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,520 Speaker 1: like double digit level. I mean, I don't know right now, 866 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,319 Speaker 1: but I know for over a decade there was double 867 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,120 Speaker 1: digit levels of unemployment. It was like, you know, one 868 00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:53,360 Speaker 1: of the poorest counties in Tennessee for like years and 869 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,960 Speaker 1: years straight because of them that killed the video store. 870 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,719 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. So I said, like, right, obviously the video 871 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:01,960 Speaker 1: store wouldn't have made it a long term anyway, but 872 00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,200 Speaker 1: we didn't know that. You know, we didn't see the 873 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:07,440 Speaker 1: future coming. But it didn't matter because that killed the 874 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,719 Speaker 1: video store. My uncle's Delhi, the my grandma's cafe is 875 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,680 Speaker 1: like that's still a restaurant on the square, but like 876 00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,040 Speaker 1: it got rough and she was old and so that 877 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,600 Speaker 1: drove her out of it, and so you know, pretty 878 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:25,319 Speaker 1: much just ended everything. Yeah, it was pretty rough. So 879 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,360 Speaker 1: I understand why those people like in that place. I 880 00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:34,360 Speaker 1: get why, you know, they don't trust politicians, Democrats in particular, 881 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,200 Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. And I also get why 882 00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,920 Speaker 1: that county went so heavily for Trump in twenty sixteens, 883 00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,560 Speaker 1: because you know, he was telling them, he was speaking 884 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,400 Speaker 1: directly to that type of stuff and nobody else does 885 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:48,879 Speaker 1: because nobody cares about those people. And like Republicans Democrats both, 886 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,160 Speaker 1: no one cares about those people poor like rural people 887 00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:55,279 Speaker 1: like they just don't. I mean I do because that's 888 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,160 Speaker 1: where I'm from, but like you know, and so to 889 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,120 Speaker 1: have anybody even paying them any attention at all, I 890 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:04,640 Speaker 1: think was like attractive, you know, ye in a desperation way. 891 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,280 Speaker 1: Part of the reason I think we're talking about this earlier, 892 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,279 Speaker 1: when we're talking about getting you on Yani, you found 893 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,759 Speaker 1: your stuff and turned me onto it, and uh we 894 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,440 Speaker 1: had we had a laugh watching it. And what initiated 895 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,440 Speaker 1: that was. It's not I'm not the first person to 896 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,359 Speaker 1: make this observation by any stretch, but it was like 897 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:27,960 Speaker 1: we're talking about, uh, the last thing that will be 898 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,480 Speaker 1: left that the whole country agrees. It's totally fine to 899 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:37,040 Speaker 1: ridicule and insult, Yeah, is poor white Southerners. I think 900 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:39,359 Speaker 1: you can always be No one will ever be like, well, 901 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,480 Speaker 1: don't you do that. I was making like jokes about 902 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,520 Speaker 1: that in stand up when I started thirteen years ago, 903 00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:52,960 Speaker 1: and it's still because even then, uh, it was already starting, 904 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:55,400 Speaker 1: and I would I mean, I mean, who else is 905 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,759 Speaker 1: there right now? Do you know what I mean? Like 906 00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,120 Speaker 1: you said, like you said, oh, we'll get to that 907 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,680 Speaker 1: point eventually, but I mean, who else is? Yeah? Right? 908 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:05,400 Speaker 1: Pretty right? Like you can't name another group of people 909 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,120 Speaker 1: that it's okay to make fun of. No, But also, 910 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,080 Speaker 1: like I'm as a comedian, I'm kind of totally okay 911 00:55:11,080 --> 00:55:14,000 Speaker 1: with that. As long as people will allow me, as 912 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,120 Speaker 1: a you know, formally poor white Southerner to also make 913 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,399 Speaker 1: fun of other types of white people, then I'm good 914 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:20,719 Speaker 1: with that trade off. Do you know what I mean? 915 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,640 Speaker 1: Any kind of any kind of white person should be 916 00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,879 Speaker 1: fair game, I think for me, because you know we're 917 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,759 Speaker 1: gonna catch it too. I used to like, and I 918 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,200 Speaker 1: don't know what the real answer is, but I used 919 00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,719 Speaker 1: to jokingly say that I thought that was because all 920 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,279 Speaker 1: these other groups of people, gradually over the years each 921 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,360 Speaker 1: stood up and we're like, that's not okay, you shouldn't 922 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,719 Speaker 1: talk about us like that, right. But Rednecks were never 923 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,960 Speaker 1: gonna do that because that would imply that they, you know, 924 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,080 Speaker 1: give a damn what somebody else thinks. It would put 925 00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:49,359 Speaker 1: Marry the Cable Guy and Jeff Fox were the out 926 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,959 Speaker 1: of business. It's just like you know, like the world 927 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 Speaker 1: tells them's like, hey, they're talking shit about you. Who 928 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,520 Speaker 1: is everybody? I'll tell everybody to kiss my ass and 929 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,520 Speaker 1: then that's the end of it, you know. Like, but 930 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,239 Speaker 1: I find it the southerns have a huge ship on 931 00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:08,840 Speaker 1: their shoulder about pretty much the whole rest of the country, 932 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,120 Speaker 1: like looking down on him earlier. Think y'all were talking 933 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:14,719 Speaker 1: earlier off mix about somebody else you work with, who Clay. Yeah, 934 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,760 Speaker 1: there's like the South and then there's like devil Country Clay. 935 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,600 Speaker 1: I've been dogging on our colleague Clay a lot because 936 00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,440 Speaker 1: he was recently he was pitching this idea that he 937 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,520 Speaker 1: wanted to do, and he had an email where he 938 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:29,720 Speaker 1: pointed out that he pointed out that in Southern culture, 939 00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,080 Speaker 1: you know, music is very important. Yeah, And I said, 940 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,880 Speaker 1: have you been to a lot of areas in America 941 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,000 Speaker 1: where you found music to be unimportant? Right? Have you 942 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,200 Speaker 1: found it to be unimportant in the North? And then 943 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,239 Speaker 1: I sent Then I started looking up musicians per capita, 944 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,959 Speaker 1: and um I pointed out to him that the most 945 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,400 Speaker 1: musicians per capita and Beverly Hills, Right, So I think 946 00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,920 Speaker 1: it'd be fair to say that in global culture, music 947 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,920 Speaker 1: is very important. Well, yeah, and yeah he sees he 948 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,600 Speaker 1: sees like he'd be like, I mean, I'm storytelling is 949 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,319 Speaker 1: very important in the South. Well, look, I mean a 950 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,000 Speaker 1: lot of Listen, Clay's not even here, but I'm about 951 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,640 Speaker 1: to go to bat for him. I think a lot 952 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,879 Speaker 1: of them. I think a lot of the like of 953 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,320 Speaker 1: American music, like you know, has its roots originally in 954 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:18,280 Speaker 1: the South, and a lot of That's my buddy pointed 955 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,160 Speaker 1: out when I was dogging on Clay about this. He 956 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,920 Speaker 1: pointed out that like if you sort of do a 957 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:26,080 Speaker 1: music family tree, right, you wind up like like Southern 958 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,919 Speaker 1: blues winds up being like the trunk of the tree, 959 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,200 Speaker 1: is what he's getting. Yeah, I don't think that. I don't. 960 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if maybe Clean knows at We'll have 961 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,440 Speaker 1: to get mine talked to him about this. But now 962 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,080 Speaker 1: they are, Yeah, they're musical paper like the most rednecked 963 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,120 Speaker 1: part of my county it's called pe Ridge, right, And 964 00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,920 Speaker 1: it's also the part where like what they're known for 965 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:49,360 Speaker 1: is like they all can just sing like angels, like 966 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:54,360 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, everybody out there something in the water 967 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,720 Speaker 1: just yeah, like it's like, oh they're red as hell, 968 00:57:56,840 --> 00:58:03,000 Speaker 1: but got pipes. Did you guys mess around outside a 969 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,480 Speaker 1: lot with your kids. Yeah, I'm kind of doing a 970 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,880 Speaker 1: bit about that right now. Like I I've got I've 971 00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:11,320 Speaker 1: got two sons or ten eleven, And I think about 972 00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,280 Speaker 1: when I was at age, like I would me and 973 00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:15,880 Speaker 1: my little sisters three years younger than me, Like we'd 974 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,880 Speaker 1: leave in the morning and just you know, be gone. 975 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:21,080 Speaker 1: I mean literally all day, you know what I mean, 976 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,640 Speaker 1: and like obviously no cell phones, I'll checking in or something, 977 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,880 Speaker 1: just out like you know, playing in the creek, trying 978 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,040 Speaker 1: to catch crawl daddies or whatever, you know, climbing into 979 00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:31,000 Speaker 1: old storm drains, just kids stuff, you know, but like 980 00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,080 Speaker 1: climbing up the pile the piles of scrap material behind 981 00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:40,280 Speaker 1: the abandoned factory, you know, fun stuff like that. But 982 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,480 Speaker 1: uh but yeah, I men't. But today I'm you know, 983 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:46,360 Speaker 1: I'm not like I went, and I live in California, 984 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,640 Speaker 1: live in Burbank, California, you know, which is very suburban, 985 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:50,480 Speaker 1: but it's still a city. But I'm just not, like, 986 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,520 Speaker 1: you know, I'm mortified at the prospect of that. Like 987 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,480 Speaker 1: unless I had some way to like track them or whatever, 988 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,360 Speaker 1: I don't want them out there just running around all day. 989 00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,080 Speaker 1: But that's what we did. Yeah, we would, I mean yeah, 990 00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,320 Speaker 1: all day long in the summertime and stuff would be 991 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:08,040 Speaker 1: just playing outside. And then uh, when I got older, 992 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,040 Speaker 1: like in high school and everything. I was never a 993 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,120 Speaker 1: big hunter but me and my buddy. The only thing 994 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:16,600 Speaker 1: of note in Clay County, Tennessee is a man made 995 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,640 Speaker 1: lake called Dale Hollow Lake, which for a long time 996 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,200 Speaker 1: not anymore. Unfortunately that that also left with the factory. 997 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,080 Speaker 1: We were the we were the home of the world 998 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:28,480 Speaker 1: record smallmouth bass. They did the world even took the 999 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,960 Speaker 1: bass away from us. Yeah, the bass record world record. Yeah, 1000 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,200 Speaker 1: that was on the sign coming welcome to Slige at 1001 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,400 Speaker 1: home of the world record smallmouth bass. But like part 1002 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,160 Speaker 1: of the local lore was always, and I don't know 1003 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,280 Speaker 1: the truth of it, but part of the local lore 1004 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,480 Speaker 1: was always there's always these rumors and stuff that the 1005 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,320 Speaker 1: dude that it that it had been weighted down with 1006 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:50,240 Speaker 1: like nuts and bolts and stuff, and that yeah, that 1007 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,640 Speaker 1: would never happened. Yeah, And so it was always like 1008 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,320 Speaker 1: a yeah, it's like the town was divided amongst you know, 1009 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,280 Speaker 1: whether it was legit or not. But anyway, so like 1010 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:05,200 Speaker 1: summertime at the every day exactly, Yeah, stolen bass violer, 1011 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:11,040 Speaker 1: but like, uh, now, I don't know off the top 1012 01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:15,080 Speaker 1: of my head. Hey, everyone fill here with a quick note. 1013 01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,160 Speaker 1: Immediately after the show, Trade had some research and found 1014 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,920 Speaker 1: out that Selena and Dale hollow Lake still hold the 1015 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,200 Speaker 1: record for the smallmouth bass. According to him, he quote 1016 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,600 Speaker 1: assumed the universe had taken that from us as well. 1017 01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:33,480 Speaker 1: My bad, Thanks Trey, and back to the show. Can 1018 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,800 Speaker 1: I tell you a quick story? Yeah? Please? It has 1019 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,480 Speaker 1: to do with the South kind of um. There's a 1020 01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,400 Speaker 1: song by Hank Williams Junior and Whale and Jennings called 1021 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:47,840 Speaker 1: The Conversation, and in it they discuss Hank Williams Junior's mother, Aubrey, 1022 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,200 Speaker 1: and first off trying to get Hanklingas Junior to come 1023 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,160 Speaker 1: on the podcast. So if you're out there listening, my man, 1024 01:00:55,360 --> 01:01:01,960 Speaker 1: please uh. Anyways, like Hank Williams and Hank Williams Junior's mom, 1025 01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:06,439 Speaker 1: Aubrey got a divorce or not, and then he got 1026 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:09,200 Speaker 1: remarried right before he died. This all happened really fast. 1027 01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:15,360 Speaker 1: He died young and unexpectedly. Once he died. Once he died, 1028 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,960 Speaker 1: there became a legal battle over who was able to 1029 01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:26,120 Speaker 1: call themselves Hank Williams's widow because he hadn't done the 1030 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:31,919 Speaker 1: legal separation prior to getting remarried, and then he died 1031 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,200 Speaker 1: or after he get remarried. So in the end it 1032 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:43,320 Speaker 1: was settled that Aubrey, Hank Williams Junior's mother became officially 1033 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:48,400 Speaker 1: Hank William's widow, and in a settlement, this other woman 1034 01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:53,840 Speaker 1: had to stop saying that, and Okay, Aubrey was the 1035 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,360 Speaker 1: first one or their Sorry, his first wife was Aubrey 1036 01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:00,360 Speaker 1: who he had been separated from but didn't get supposed 1037 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,440 Speaker 1: to do like sixty days. I mean, I think he's 1038 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:06,800 Speaker 1: supposed to be separated sixty days before he'd be legally divorced. Well, 1039 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,600 Speaker 1: it turns out he had only done fifty days of 1040 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,840 Speaker 1: separation or something like that and then got married. Yeah. 1041 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,120 Speaker 1: Then he dies and so they're like, you're that marriage. 1042 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:21,919 Speaker 1: That's not actually his widow because he didn't legally get divorced. Yeah, 1043 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:24,680 Speaker 1: so I get to be the widow. I'm pretty sure 1044 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:27,800 Speaker 1: that my mama is still technically married to my step 1045 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,280 Speaker 1: dad despite the fact that they haven't been together in 1046 01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,560 Speaker 1: twenty something years. They haven't done it. They just didn't 1047 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,400 Speaker 1: do it. They never did it, never got around to that. 1048 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,320 Speaker 1: You know, what's a whole thing you still keep you 1049 01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:39,480 Speaker 1: still keep in touch with your parents. Well, my dad 1050 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,440 Speaker 1: passed away ten years ago pancreatic cancer. But he was 1051 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,000 Speaker 1: I mentioned earlier my mom getting you know, addicted to 1052 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,880 Speaker 1: drugs and stuff when I was younger. So my dad 1053 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,640 Speaker 1: most mostly raised us. And my dad was great, super 1054 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,880 Speaker 1: close to my dad, but he was not really an outdoorsman. 1055 01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:56,240 Speaker 1: He was more into like rock and roll and movies, 1056 01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:58,360 Speaker 1: Dave and Lynch movies and stuff like that, you know, 1057 01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,000 Speaker 1: but I do still his video store would be in 1058 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:06,400 Speaker 1: a David Lynch movie, right. Yeah, he would have been 1059 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,760 Speaker 1: so flattered to hear you say that. They're so thrilled 1060 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,720 Speaker 1: to hear that someone interpreted it that way. He would 1061 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:14,600 Speaker 1: love that. But but yeah, but my mom, you know, 1062 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,840 Speaker 1: she's still kicking and we're like, you know, we're reconciled 1063 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,200 Speaker 1: or whatever. Now I wouldn't say we're super close, but 1064 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,520 Speaker 1: we you know, I do keep in touch. I say, 1065 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,080 Speaker 1: here at the holidays and stuff like that. Do you 1066 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:29,200 Speaker 1: understand what you do mean? Like it? She does. She 1067 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,200 Speaker 1: loves it. She loves like the attention and stuff like 1068 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,440 Speaker 1: and actually she I gotta give her credit, like she 1069 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,920 Speaker 1: is cool about all that. Like I had one of 1070 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:39,000 Speaker 1: my early jokes that I had was like talking about 1071 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,840 Speaker 1: where I'm from and how redneck it is or whatever, 1072 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,200 Speaker 1: and I, you know, and I'd be like, yeah, you know, 1073 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,960 Speaker 1: I love football and I hate shirt sleeves and whatever. Yeah, 1074 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,280 Speaker 1: I don't all this ship. And at the end, I'd 1075 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:51,600 Speaker 1: be like, and my mama, y'all, my mama cooks the 1076 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,280 Speaker 1: best crystal meth you ever had in your life, right, 1077 01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,760 Speaker 1: And like, uh, she heard me do that, and she 1078 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,400 Speaker 1: sent me a text message. It was like, she's like, honey, 1079 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:07,000 Speaker 1: I did not cook math right space, I sold pills. 1080 01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:10,400 Speaker 1: It's different, it's not the same thing. I was like, 1081 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,800 Speaker 1: I know, Mama, but I can't you you know, it 1082 01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:16,600 Speaker 1: doesn't work with cooked Joe, Like you gotta talk about 1083 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:20,120 Speaker 1: your home cooking. I can't use pills, you know, taking 1084 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,480 Speaker 1: some artistic license. Give me a break. But she's she's 1085 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:34,920 Speaker 1: pretty cool about it all. So what was it that 1086 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,400 Speaker 1: when you when you left, was it like in the movies, 1087 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:42,000 Speaker 1: you know, like you um, you know, left with your 1088 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,320 Speaker 1: thumb out and got on a hitch hiked out of 1089 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:46,960 Speaker 1: town and never turned back. Not quite, but kind of. 1090 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,560 Speaker 1: And also the other thing was I was always like 1091 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,800 Speaker 1: the smart kid in my class, which is like, you know, 1092 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:56,080 Speaker 1: bars not all that high. It's like's not crazy impressive 1093 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,920 Speaker 1: being the smart kid in this particular school. But I 1094 01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,360 Speaker 1: didn't know that I had no for of reference. So 1095 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:04,200 Speaker 1: like by the time I graduated high school or whatever, 1096 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,680 Speaker 1: like I literally thought I was like redneck Goodwill Hunting, 1097 01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:12,000 Speaker 1: you know, like literally because you know, he had a 1098 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,280 Speaker 1: rough childhood. He's a super genius and the end of 1099 01:05:14,280 --> 01:05:16,760 Speaker 1: that movie's him just hitting the road never to return, right. 1100 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,560 Speaker 1: I was like I thought to do with it? Yeah, 1101 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,440 Speaker 1: I thought I was Matt Damon in that movie. And 1102 01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:24,200 Speaker 1: a lot of my twenties was having to reconciled with 1103 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:28,640 Speaker 1: the fact that I am not, you know, that brilliant 1104 01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,520 Speaker 1: the way that I thought I was, you know, but 1105 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,360 Speaker 1: but yeah, it was kind of like that. And my 1106 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:36,080 Speaker 1: dad also it was very much like that's part of 1107 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:39,040 Speaker 1: like an another thing I've always regretted. I mentioned my 1108 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,600 Speaker 1: grandpa had a car lot he before I was born, 1109 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,240 Speaker 1: like before my time. He built and raced stock cars 1110 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,720 Speaker 1: on like the dirt track circuit in the South. He 1111 01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,160 Speaker 1: had his whole basement was full of trophies and pictures 1112 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,880 Speaker 1: all his like stock car pass and stuff, and he 1113 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,200 Speaker 1: was like a gear head, you know, Like my dad 1114 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,960 Speaker 1: was real into music. But I never I noticed my 1115 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,680 Speaker 1: grandpa never listened to music. And I was sitting with 1116 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:02,200 Speaker 1: one and this like seventy nine Chevy pickup he had, 1117 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:05,680 Speaker 1: right and We're sitting there and I'm probably twelve, and 1118 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,960 Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Pap, why don't why don't you 1119 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,200 Speaker 1: ever listen to any music? And he just looks at 1120 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,640 Speaker 1: me and just revs the engine up real alb bro 1121 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000 Speaker 1: and he goes, that's the only music of man needs 1122 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:20,640 Speaker 1: son and uh so like but anyway, but he had 1123 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:23,800 Speaker 1: the His outlook on me was like, you're gonna go 1124 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,080 Speaker 1: to college. You know, You're like you're the you're gonna 1125 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,520 Speaker 1: the first one of the family go to You're gonna 1126 01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:29,080 Speaker 1: go to college and get You're gonna you're gonna be 1127 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,640 Speaker 1: a doctor or a lawyer. You're gonna work at some 1128 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,440 Speaker 1: kind of office. You're not gonna be covered in grease 1129 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,400 Speaker 1: every day. Like you're not gonna you know what I mean. 1130 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:38,040 Speaker 1: Like he wanted that kind of future for me, but 1131 01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,200 Speaker 1: I wish I'd to take him more of an initiative 1132 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:44,480 Speaker 1: to like, you know, learn that kind of thing from him, 1133 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,840 Speaker 1: but he never offered and I never asked learned how 1134 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:49,920 Speaker 1: to wrench on cars all that stuff. Yeah, and I mean, 1135 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:54,840 Speaker 1: you know, I'll like, um, like I'll do little stuff 1136 01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:59,200 Speaker 1: like the tires or breakpads whatever I put alternators, and 1137 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:02,080 Speaker 1: it's always just like YouTube and a manual. You know, 1138 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,200 Speaker 1: you can't figure it out. It's not that bad. But 1139 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,360 Speaker 1: like he just knew. He was just one of those 1140 01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:09,600 Speaker 1: guys you know, knew everything about engines and stuff. It 1141 01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,280 Speaker 1: probably would have changed, I guess, because you know, as cars, 1142 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:14,640 Speaker 1: like modern day cars with the computers and all that 1143 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:17,000 Speaker 1: stuff in him, that probably would have confounded him a 1144 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:20,640 Speaker 1: little bit. But like the old school rides, who you 1145 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:25,360 Speaker 1: know topped to bottom. I can't remember why even brought 1146 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,640 Speaker 1: that up. I don't know. We're talking about your family 1147 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,840 Speaker 1: and growing up. I know where he's coming from, man, 1148 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:35,080 Speaker 1: because um, thinking back to when you could climb in 1149 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:39,400 Speaker 1: I remember like working on working on pickups when you're 1150 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,120 Speaker 1: in high school, you would open the hood and sit 1151 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,320 Speaker 1: on the front wheel. Well you'd be like sitting side 1152 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,560 Speaker 1: there right, yeah, and everything's just laid out like, well, 1153 01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:52,120 Speaker 1: there's the starter, there's this, there's that. You know, it's 1154 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:55,560 Speaker 1: just so simple and now, dude, it's like intimidating man 1155 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,800 Speaker 1: wrenched on any kind of thing. Dude, when you left, 1156 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:00,880 Speaker 1: you went to college obviously. Oh right, yeah, well so 1157 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:02,840 Speaker 1: that's the thing again. Act like I'm good Will hunting 1158 01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:04,640 Speaker 1: and he was going across the country. I went forty 1159 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:08,480 Speaker 1: miles up the road to Cookville, Tennessee, which is also 1160 01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:10,880 Speaker 1: a small town, but to me, it was like the 1161 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,720 Speaker 1: major metropolitan area of Cookville, Tennessee, you know what I mean. 1162 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,320 Speaker 1: Like Cookville was the town where if you're from Salina, 1163 01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:18,920 Speaker 1: that's where you go to get like school closed, if 1164 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,200 Speaker 1: you're going to go to the movies, or if it's 1165 01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,360 Speaker 1: somebody's birthday, so you go to Red Lobster for a 1166 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,519 Speaker 1: fancy dinner, you know. Like that's what Cookville was. And 1167 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,720 Speaker 1: I also have a cow college there, Tennessee Tech University, 1168 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,880 Speaker 1: which is where I ended up going. And I mean 1169 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,720 Speaker 1: I loved it at a great time. But yeah, I 1170 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:37,280 Speaker 1: didn't go all that far away. But I already knew 1171 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:40,479 Speaker 1: that I wanted to do comedy, did yeah, Because well, 1172 01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:42,080 Speaker 1: like I said, so, I grew up in my dad's 1173 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,719 Speaker 1: video store, so like I always wanted to do something 1174 01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,080 Speaker 1: in show business like movies or whatever. And then when 1175 01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:49,920 Speaker 1: I was twelve, and I told this story a lot, 1176 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,879 Speaker 1: but it's how I remember it. When I was twelve, 1177 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:56,960 Speaker 1: me and my dad together watched Chris Rock, Bigger and 1178 01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,240 Speaker 1: Blacker when it aired on HBO, like we watched it live, 1179 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,519 Speaker 1: and that's the Chris Rock special where he does this 1180 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,599 Speaker 1: whole bit about dads how nobody appreciates dads. It's always mama, 1181 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:08,400 Speaker 1: this MoMA that daddy don't get no credit. All daddy 1182 01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,360 Speaker 1: gets is the big piece of chicken, right that bit. 1183 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,800 Speaker 1: And my dad's just like losing his mind watching is 1184 01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:17,360 Speaker 1: and he's just dying. And that was the first time 1185 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,760 Speaker 1: that I was like that in particular. Seems like it 1186 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,360 Speaker 1: would be cool, right, but again, I'm a kid. I'm 1187 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:25,439 Speaker 1: in the middle of nowhere whatever. I started keeping notes 1188 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:28,200 Speaker 1: like for possible, like stand up bits and stuff like that. 1189 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:29,840 Speaker 1: And I wanted to go to college. I wanted to 1190 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:31,160 Speaker 1: get a Greek because I would have been the first 1191 01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:32,479 Speaker 1: of my family to do it. I wanted to do 1192 01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:34,800 Speaker 1: that either way. But I then knew I was going 1193 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,920 Speaker 1: to start comedy wherever I ended up after college. So 1194 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:41,720 Speaker 1: because I knew that in college, I got an MBA, 1195 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,640 Speaker 1: not because I have any interest in business, but just 1196 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,360 Speaker 1: because I thought it would give me the best shot 1197 01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:49,000 Speaker 1: at getting some kind of job where I could like 1198 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,160 Speaker 1: pay the bills and not have to do any that 1199 01:09:51,240 --> 01:09:53,720 Speaker 1: starving artist bullshit, Like I had no interest in that 1200 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,200 Speaker 1: type of thing, you know what I mean. I'd been 1201 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,280 Speaker 1: pouring weighted tables enough, like get a good job while 1202 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,720 Speaker 1: I was moonlighting as a comic, and so that's why 1203 01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,360 Speaker 1: I got it. And then that's exactly what happened. I 1204 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:04,840 Speaker 1: got a job working for the US Department of Energy 1205 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:08,320 Speaker 1: in Oakridge, Tennessee. Moved there, started stand up in Knoxville 1206 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,360 Speaker 1: doing what for the Department of Energy. I was a 1207 01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:14,320 Speaker 1: contracting officer, so like uh, contract specialist eventually and then 1208 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:18,720 Speaker 1: a contracting officer. So like the federal government doesn't they 1209 01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:21,479 Speaker 1: don't really do much of anything themselves. Anything they do 1210 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:26,800 Speaker 1: they contract out to like private, private industry. Statement. Well no, 1211 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,400 Speaker 1: I mean they just you know, they they have contractors 1212 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:32,880 Speaker 1: for everything, you know, like a federal employee. It's rare 1213 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,720 Speaker 1: that they'll you know, do any of the like you know, 1214 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:39,040 Speaker 1: brunt of the work or whatever. There's a contractor or 1215 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:43,000 Speaker 1: a subcontractor or whatever. Well, so I I had like 1216 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:45,559 Speaker 1: a warrant they call it, and I was like I 1217 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:49,880 Speaker 1: awarded and administered those contracts on behalf of the government, right, So, 1218 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:53,400 Speaker 1: like I worked with the contractors and you know, made 1219 01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,280 Speaker 1: sure they were following the rules, made sure they were 1220 01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:56,880 Speaker 1: doing what they're supposed to do, you know, and then 1221 01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,400 Speaker 1: they got paid and all that type of stuff. Competition 1222 01:10:59,439 --> 01:11:01,600 Speaker 1: was a big part of doing a request for proposals, 1223 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,519 Speaker 1: and companies submit proposals and you have to put a 1224 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:06,439 Speaker 1: board together and pick the company you're gonna Some of 1225 01:11:06,479 --> 01:11:09,360 Speaker 1: these contracts are you know huge, Ye, I'd make a 1226 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,920 Speaker 1: lot of money on kickbacks. No, I never got to 1227 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,920 Speaker 1: that point. It would have been pretty sweet though, because yeah, 1228 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,040 Speaker 1: you know that was going on. We'd have ethics classes 1229 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,160 Speaker 1: and stuff where they'd tell us, you know, stories of 1230 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:22,679 Speaker 1: people who have been caught, you know, like don't do that. 1231 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:24,800 Speaker 1: But I'm sure people were still doing it. But I 1232 01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:28,080 Speaker 1: mean there was other little stuff like somebody's son in 1233 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,880 Speaker 1: law company would get a maintenance contract, you know what 1234 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,360 Speaker 1: I mean. There was still some like good old boy 1235 01:11:33,439 --> 01:11:35,720 Speaker 1: type stuff that would go on there. But like, but 1236 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:40,640 Speaker 1: the big dollar contracts, they were like heavily scrutinized, and 1237 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:43,240 Speaker 1: had to be you know, competed in all that stuff. 1238 01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,400 Speaker 1: So but it was just a I had a top 1239 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:48,800 Speaker 1: secret security clearance and all that. But like one of 1240 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:54,280 Speaker 1: my contracts was the uranium processing facility, so like the 1241 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,680 Speaker 1: nuclear weapon were they enrich the uranium you know that 1242 01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,680 Speaker 1: goes in our nuclear weapons? Uh? And so I I 1243 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,240 Speaker 1: would go to all these meetings that were like top 1244 01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:07,120 Speaker 1: secret and heavily like heavy security phones outside all this stuff, 1245 01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:09,880 Speaker 1: like very very high level of security. But it's my 1246 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:12,960 Speaker 1: ran trying to listen to the water. But like I could, 1247 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,400 Speaker 1: like you could have waterboarded me all damn day and 1248 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:16,840 Speaker 1: I wouldn't been able to tell you any of it 1249 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,840 Speaker 1: because it because like it just feel like no, I 1250 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,519 Speaker 1: really like I really don't know because it's all like 1251 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,760 Speaker 1: it's all science and shit. You know, it's like it 1252 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,920 Speaker 1: it goes over your head. So if you're like me anyway, 1253 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:30,479 Speaker 1: So I was in those meetings and stuff, but I, 1254 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:33,640 Speaker 1: you know, I didn't understand them. They were highly technical 1255 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,800 Speaker 1: in nature, and sometimes people would think that it's a 1256 01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,880 Speaker 1: you know, like it sounds like a kind of cool job, 1257 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:42,920 Speaker 1: but it was just an office job really, you know, 1258 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,360 Speaker 1: it's kind of office spacey in a lot of ways. 1259 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:49,439 Speaker 1: When you knew that you wanted to do comedy when 1260 01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:54,240 Speaker 1: you were young, did you how did you perceive what 1261 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:58,519 Speaker 1: it was you were growing up around I d're saying, 1262 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,960 Speaker 1: I'm getting at I mean maybe, do you mean like 1263 01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:08,479 Speaker 1: meaning that until you I didn't fully understand where I 1264 01:13:08,479 --> 01:13:10,719 Speaker 1: grew up until I went somewhere else. Yeah, for sure. 1265 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:14,120 Speaker 1: Like I didn't know about UM until I was in 1266 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:17,280 Speaker 1: graduate school. I didn't know I'd never met Ivy League kids, 1267 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:20,800 Speaker 1: yeah right, I didn't know about any coffee besides gas 1268 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:24,080 Speaker 1: station coffee. Yeah yeah, right, like all that shit, and 1269 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:28,240 Speaker 1: then you go like, oh, oh, I know, yeah that 1270 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,720 Speaker 1: was weird. I got a few growing up I've had. 1271 01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:34,120 Speaker 1: I've had stand up bits based on that premise too, 1272 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:36,240 Speaker 1: because I went through a very similar thing. I knew. 1273 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:40,360 Speaker 1: I mentioned Dalhalla Lake in the summertime, tourists from like 1274 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:43,320 Speaker 1: Big Ten country, like Ohio and Michigan, you know, your 1275 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,120 Speaker 1: neck of the woods that I just called it that 1276 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,519 Speaker 1: it's just like a reference point. I don't know, so yeah, right, 1277 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,599 Speaker 1: they have really good sports teams at the college, but uh, 1278 01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:55,439 Speaker 1: people from up there, like the Midwest, the north northern 1279 01:13:55,439 --> 01:13:57,599 Speaker 1: Midwest that would like to us that was just the North, 1280 01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:01,880 Speaker 1: like you know Yankees. Yankees would come down Animal's Country. Yeah, 1281 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,120 Speaker 1: Devil's Country, right, but of course, you know that's the thing. 1282 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,200 Speaker 1: Devil's Country is just you got the South and then 1283 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,880 Speaker 1: there's Devil's Country because California is like the devilist of 1284 01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:11,639 Speaker 1: Devil's Country and it's not in the North. But they're 1285 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:15,360 Speaker 1: like honorary Yankees in California. But anyway, uh, anyway, they 1286 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,920 Speaker 1: would come down there and like go out on a 1287 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,160 Speaker 1: houseboats stuff. They'd come to the lake in the summertime 1288 01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:23,680 Speaker 1: and it's like a huge reservoir. Oh yeah, it's a 1289 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,240 Speaker 1: it's a big lake. It's also I was always told 1290 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:27,760 Speaker 1: that it was one of the cleanest lakes in the 1291 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,760 Speaker 1: country and all this stuff, and it's uh, I mean, 1292 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:37,000 Speaker 1: I think Delhalla Lake is awesome, like unimpeachable, uh to me. Yeah, 1293 01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:38,880 Speaker 1: And uh so people come out there going on a 1294 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:42,920 Speaker 1: houseboats and stuff like that. Um so because of that, 1295 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,559 Speaker 1: we were I think it's like in any place where 1296 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:48,000 Speaker 1: they're a tourist, the locals were very aware. Like we 1297 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:50,400 Speaker 1: all thought that the tourists, you know, thought we were 1298 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:53,400 Speaker 1: all idiots, right, like the local yokels. You know what 1299 01:14:53,439 --> 01:14:55,640 Speaker 1: I mean like they like we were the like we 1300 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:58,000 Speaker 1: thought they thought they were better than everybody else or 1301 01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,479 Speaker 1: whatever else. And what's funny is in retrospect, these are 1302 01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:03,400 Speaker 1: like very middle class Midwestern people. These are like, you know, 1303 01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:07,040 Speaker 1: this guy's like probably an electrician or something, an electrician 1304 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,719 Speaker 1: from Iowa, and we're like, look at this fancy playing 1305 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:16,720 Speaker 1: a sum a bit. They couldn't afford the driving exactly, yeah, 1306 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,920 Speaker 1: but we didn't know. You feel like you're like you're 1307 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:22,560 Speaker 1: like townies at Martha's Vineyard or something, right, yeah exactly, 1308 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,800 Speaker 1: but like, uh, there's just a And also it's just 1309 01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,960 Speaker 1: a universal thing in the South. I don't whether you're 1310 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,160 Speaker 1: in a like toown or not. Like you're just aware 1311 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:35,040 Speaker 1: that everybody else thinks you're dumb, Like that's the thing 1312 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,800 Speaker 1: you think, like the accent makes you dumb and all 1313 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,200 Speaker 1: this stuff. And again I was a smart kid in 1314 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,280 Speaker 1: my class. I thought I was like smart on a 1315 01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:45,840 Speaker 1: global scale. So like I took that very personally, like 1316 01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:48,080 Speaker 1: they used to really piss me off, right, I was like, 1317 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,200 Speaker 1: you know, no that you know, I'm I'm as smart 1318 01:15:50,240 --> 01:15:52,080 Speaker 1: as anything. Sons of bitches, you know that don't matter 1319 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:54,360 Speaker 1: how I talk, you know, how do you become aware 1320 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:56,479 Speaker 1: of it though, like at the age of twelve, Like, 1321 01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:58,960 Speaker 1: what has taught you that the rest of the world 1322 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,160 Speaker 1: thinks that you're not as smart as they are? Like 1323 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,599 Speaker 1: are your parents just telling you this? Yeah, people just 1324 01:16:05,640 --> 01:16:07,559 Speaker 1: talk about it and again but again especially that's why 1325 01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,960 Speaker 1: I brought up the tourists, just because that just that 1326 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:13,519 Speaker 1: was just a general like consensus or the way it was. 1327 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,240 Speaker 1: You know what I mean is that like the tourists 1328 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:17,960 Speaker 1: or up at the assholes. You know, I think we're 1329 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,440 Speaker 1: all dumb. And it's like you just know that from 1330 01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:24,240 Speaker 1: a very early age, right, but um, but anyway, so 1331 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:26,320 Speaker 1: I was aware of that, right, But there was a 1332 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:28,720 Speaker 1: whole lot of stuff. So I knew the South was 1333 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:30,920 Speaker 1: like that. I didn't know that my town was different 1334 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,040 Speaker 1: from other places in the South, like other cities or 1335 01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:37,120 Speaker 1: other places that are not economically devastated or whatnot. Like 1336 01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:40,080 Speaker 1: I didn't you were the bottom, Yes, And I didn't 1337 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,120 Speaker 1: know that. And so like I get and I used 1338 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,439 Speaker 1: to this bit like when I was in college or again, 1339 01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:46,439 Speaker 1: I started dating this girl who I considered to be 1340 01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:50,080 Speaker 1: a rich girl, but literally her dad owned an auto 1341 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:53,920 Speaker 1: body shop outside of Nashville. Right, But like I was 1342 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,760 Speaker 1: in the bathroom getting ready for a first date, like 1343 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,240 Speaker 1: here's you want chance, fancy? Don't let me damn, you know, 1344 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:02,439 Speaker 1: like I thought, this is my ticket, you know. And 1345 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:06,720 Speaker 1: uh like when I went to her house for for 1346 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,640 Speaker 1: Christmas or whatever, you know, I'm in the kitchen like, 1347 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:13,920 Speaker 1: why's all y'all's plates the same? You know, that's weird, 1348 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:17,640 Speaker 1: you know, had glass tupperware. I was like, as I 1349 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:21,439 Speaker 1: live and breathe, you know, like, uh, blew my mind. 1350 01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:23,680 Speaker 1: I was like, and I had a few moments like that. 1351 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:26,280 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm white trash, you know. 1352 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,559 Speaker 1: But because I didn't know that until later. I remember 1353 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,080 Speaker 1: being with a bunch of college friends. They're all kind 1354 01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,400 Speaker 1: of you know, middle class would again rich to me. 1355 01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,280 Speaker 1: We're riding around going to somebody's house to pick them up, 1356 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:40,679 Speaker 1: and they're from Cookeville, and it's like a nice neighborhood 1357 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:45,480 Speaker 1: with like you know, like big suburban homes, nothing crazy, 1358 01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:48,240 Speaker 1: not like full on McMansions, but like, you know, nice 1359 01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:52,519 Speaker 1: houses in like a subdivision, right, well kept yards, yeah right. 1360 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,080 Speaker 1: And we're going through there and I'm telling my friends, 1361 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:58,120 Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, this is insane. I was like everyone 1362 01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:01,160 Speaker 1: I was like, there's not a house this nice and 1363 01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:03,519 Speaker 1: all of Clay County and this neighborhood's full of them 1364 01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:05,519 Speaker 1: or whatever. And one of the dudes was like, are 1365 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,280 Speaker 1: you serious about that? And I was like yeah, man, 1366 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:08,800 Speaker 1: I was like, there might be one or two up 1367 01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,639 Speaker 1: on the lake, but that's it. And he was like, dude, 1368 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:14,519 Speaker 1: that's poverty. And I was like, oh, shitty's right, that 1369 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,960 Speaker 1: is poverty, you know. So yeah, I had a lot 1370 01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:20,120 Speaker 1: of those, a lot of those realizations we had, Like 1371 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:24,559 Speaker 1: it's so funny, it's without the whole Southern North thing. 1372 01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:27,240 Speaker 1: There's like a strikingly similar thing that happened where I 1373 01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:31,679 Speaker 1: grew up, where there's some people that around our lake. 1374 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,960 Speaker 1: We had like the Chicago people. There's a couple of 1375 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,240 Speaker 1: places where they bought cottages around the lake I grew 1376 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,400 Speaker 1: up on, and they'd come from four hours away from Chicago, 1377 01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:44,639 Speaker 1: and they were into the same stuff, right, They're into whatever, 1378 01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,920 Speaker 1: playing in the water. They're inefficient, but their ship was 1379 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:50,960 Speaker 1: so much nicer. Right, But again they were working class people, 1380 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,400 Speaker 1: but they had like glass tron boats. They had like 1381 01:18:53,439 --> 01:18:56,559 Speaker 1: dedicated ski boats with stereo systems. Yeah, so when they 1382 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,960 Speaker 1: would stop to like circle around and pick up a 1383 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:01,559 Speaker 1: skier here that they were playing music, which would just 1384 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,679 Speaker 1: blow your mind. How you play music out of a boat, right, 1385 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,760 Speaker 1: And so they did the same stuff that just did 1386 01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,120 Speaker 1: it was nice. And if they went fishing, they had 1387 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:12,599 Speaker 1: like a fishing boat, you know, so they were into 1388 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,400 Speaker 1: the same junk. But it's just their stuff was nice. 1389 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,720 Speaker 1: And you became aware of that was a sort of 1390 01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:19,880 Speaker 1: first inkling that there's another way to go about ship. Yeah, 1391 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,880 Speaker 1: you could be like the Chicago people down the beach 1392 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:25,880 Speaker 1: everyone disliked. Yeah, even though they liked to do exactly 1393 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:29,000 Speaker 1: the same stuff, right, it's just they did it with 1394 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:35,320 Speaker 1: nice stuff, and that annoyed everybody. Yeah. Yeah, you know 1395 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,479 Speaker 1: you complaining about you wouldn't complain about it being nice. 1396 01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:40,960 Speaker 1: You can play about being loud, right, loud music, yeah, 1397 01:19:41,040 --> 01:19:44,200 Speaker 1: loud boats, I mean, yeah, a nice boat. Yeah. My 1398 01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:47,439 Speaker 1: buddy's dad and one friend whose dad was like the 1399 01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,240 Speaker 1: highway commissioner. So that's like a good job. That's nothing 1400 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:53,920 Speaker 1: like in my town. Like as far as like the 1401 01:19:53,960 --> 01:19:55,760 Speaker 1: kids at school go, like you were, your family was 1402 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,280 Speaker 1: considered to have money, Like if your family had money, 1403 01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,200 Speaker 1: and so I know that basically meant like your parents 1404 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:04,320 Speaker 1: were still married and both had a job, right, and 1405 01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:09,200 Speaker 1: that like as being as having money by Salina standards. Right. 1406 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,640 Speaker 1: So my one buddy is that was a highway commissioner, 1407 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:14,360 Speaker 1: was like a legitimately good job. And so he had 1408 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:17,280 Speaker 1: a big bass boat, right, But that bass boat was 1409 01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,719 Speaker 1: our like you know, tube and boat, ski and boat 1410 01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:21,719 Speaker 1: whatever else. Like it's just it was just the boat 1411 01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,920 Speaker 1: used to boat for all the boat stuff, right. It 1412 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,519 Speaker 1: didn't have an assortment of boats or specialized boats like 1413 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,040 Speaker 1: we were just lucky to have just that one boat. 1414 01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:34,120 Speaker 1: When you started doing the well, what was the first 1415 01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:35,840 Speaker 1: comedy you did? Like, what was the first sort of 1416 01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:40,200 Speaker 1: audience material? So? Um, Like I said, I how do 1417 01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:41,760 Speaker 1: you say when you start comedy? Don't know when you 1418 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,840 Speaker 1: start writing. I guess he's right. When when you start 1419 01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,479 Speaker 1: being a writer, I guess in my mind, you start 1420 01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:50,200 Speaker 1: getting paid for your work. Okay, I didn't start. I 1421 01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,400 Speaker 1: mean you get paid gas money or whatever it bar 1422 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:55,200 Speaker 1: shows and stuff. Early on the first time that ever happened, 1423 01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:58,920 Speaker 1: I was probably now, I started him saying, I mean 1424 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:01,639 Speaker 1: about eighteen months sin to doing it, I'd get paid 1425 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:03,919 Speaker 1: a little bit. I'd MC at side Splitters in Knoxville, 1426 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:06,160 Speaker 1: the comedy club there twenty five dollars a show, if 1427 01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:09,599 Speaker 1: that counts. I didn't go full time until the videos 1428 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:12,080 Speaker 1: we mentioned earlier went viral in twenty sixteen, so I've 1429 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:15,000 Speaker 1: been like full time for seven years. I started in 1430 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:19,480 Speaker 1: twenty ten at Splitters, and we're your first jokes about 1431 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:24,360 Speaker 1: poor Southern culture, Yeah, all of them. So you never 1432 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,160 Speaker 1: thought that you had to go make up jokes about 1433 01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:29,400 Speaker 1: stuff that other comedians were talking about. No, And it's 1434 01:21:29,439 --> 01:21:31,519 Speaker 1: kind of worked out because I still, like to this day, 1435 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,559 Speaker 1: like for people who don't know they're listening or whatever, 1436 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:36,080 Speaker 1: like hear the liberal redneck thing. The stand up that 1437 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:41,400 Speaker 1: I do has always been and it's still like, you know, culture, 1438 01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:43,679 Speaker 1: It's not like straight up political, like I might getting 1439 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:45,559 Speaker 1: us some political stuff, but I also talk a lot 1440 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:48,439 Speaker 1: about just like how I grew up, or my hometown 1441 01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:50,479 Speaker 1: or you know, the South in general, how other people 1442 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:51,800 Speaker 1: think of this out. I got tons of jokes that 1443 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:54,040 Speaker 1: make fun of California ever since I moved there, you know, 1444 01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:58,600 Speaker 1: like it's not just politics. But one thing I found is, 1445 01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:01,280 Speaker 1: like people in other plays, because I didn't realize either, 1446 01:22:01,439 --> 01:22:03,080 Speaker 1: like you were saying, you're like, you know, you removed 1447 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:05,360 Speaker 1: the North South from it, and similar stuff was happening 1448 01:22:05,400 --> 01:22:08,760 Speaker 1: in my hometown. Like I didn't realize that until later, 1449 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,439 Speaker 1: but like that holds true for a lot of people 1450 01:22:10,479 --> 01:22:12,680 Speaker 1: in a lot of places, meaning like a lot of 1451 01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:15,000 Speaker 1: people can relate to that type of thing. Like the 1452 01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,639 Speaker 1: other day I went to my eye a new eye 1453 01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:21,240 Speaker 1: doctor in Burbank, California. He's like a mid thirties Armenian 1454 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:24,040 Speaker 1: dude named doctor Hosseeppen, and he as soon as I 1455 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:25,320 Speaker 1: came in, he was like, I know this is weird, 1456 01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:27,080 Speaker 1: but I'm a huge fan. He was like, I grew up. 1457 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,560 Speaker 1: He was like, I grew up in a poor immigrant household, 1458 01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:31,200 Speaker 1: and he was liking so much of what you say. 1459 01:22:31,400 --> 01:22:34,559 Speaker 1: Just yeah, right. And another time this dude come up 1460 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:35,720 Speaker 1: to me after a show and he was like, hey, 1461 01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:38,400 Speaker 1: so I grew up my whole life in Cuba and 1462 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:41,080 Speaker 1: I never knew it until listening to your set just now, 1463 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,800 Speaker 1: but apparently I was a redneck. I guess, he was, like, 1464 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:48,759 Speaker 1: because all that stuff you were saying like totally applied 1465 01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:52,600 Speaker 1: to me too, So like you know, um, it's a 1466 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,280 Speaker 1: more universal experience than a lot of people realize or whatever. 1467 01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:57,479 Speaker 1: But that's like the high, that's the high mark of 1468 01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:02,400 Speaker 1: art though man rights when you know, you you convey 1469 01:23:02,439 --> 01:23:07,720 Speaker 1: a particular experience and then it, you know, it resonates 1470 01:23:08,439 --> 01:23:11,240 Speaker 1: with people who haven't lived that same one. Yeah, they 1471 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,120 Speaker 1: reflect on their own stuff. It makes them reflect on 1472 01:23:14,160 --> 01:23:17,439 Speaker 1: their own things and feel better about it, or they 1473 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,840 Speaker 1: laugh about it or right, you know. But yeah, I 1474 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:23,840 Speaker 1: don't remember the exact material, but yes, it was talking 1475 01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:26,240 Speaker 1: about just my very first set was all about like 1476 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:28,559 Speaker 1: and also at the time because I was really nervous 1477 01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,920 Speaker 1: and everything, and also I probably had a couple of 1478 01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:32,960 Speaker 1: drinks because I was nervous. So I get on stage 1479 01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:34,920 Speaker 1: and like, so all of those things means like my 1480 01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:37,080 Speaker 1: accident was like way thicker, you know, I'm up there, 1481 01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:39,600 Speaker 1: like I'm from clay Knty, Tennessee, you know, like it 1482 01:23:39,760 --> 01:23:42,519 Speaker 1: just just belting out yeah without Maine in two and 1483 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:45,360 Speaker 1: so it probably played because I was talking about how 1484 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:49,200 Speaker 1: redneck my hometown was. I remember I talked about moonshine, 1485 01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:50,640 Speaker 1: but I don't remember any of the jokes. It was 1486 01:23:50,680 --> 01:23:53,960 Speaker 1: talking about, like, you know, something about punching off makes 1487 01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,840 Speaker 1: you want to punch a horse, you know, or whatever 1488 01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,479 Speaker 1: else like somebody as we know the party's gonna turn 1489 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:00,840 Speaker 1: up is when some old boy hols the moon shine 1490 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:03,519 Speaker 1: out or you know, shit like that, pretty like honestly, 1491 01:24:03,560 --> 01:24:07,559 Speaker 1: pretty U like blue collar comedy tour e type of 1492 01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:10,960 Speaker 1: type of stuff, honestly. And then as I kept going, 1493 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,240 Speaker 1: I started and now I started talking about more like 1494 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,680 Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, social commentary. You know, 1495 01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,160 Speaker 1: I'd have bits about like i'd make fun of the Bible, 1496 01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:21,360 Speaker 1: or I make fun of the Confederacy, or I get 1497 01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:24,280 Speaker 1: into racism or homophobia or that type of ship, but 1498 01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:28,759 Speaker 1: always mixed with you know, the other stuff, the lifestyle 1499 01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,960 Speaker 1: stuff too. And now I'll talk about you know, I 1500 01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,360 Speaker 1: talk about my wife a lot, you know what I mean, 1501 01:24:33,439 --> 01:24:35,240 Speaker 1: So like trying to cover a lot of the bases. 1502 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:38,680 Speaker 1: Last night I was writing some kids materials. Well, you know, 1503 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:40,920 Speaker 1: I just like, like, I don't want people to like, 1504 01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:43,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to just do the one thing, you 1505 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,479 Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm okay with people knowing me 1506 01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:48,479 Speaker 1: primarily from one thing, but like, I want to do 1507 01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:52,000 Speaker 1: more than just the political stuff. Like I men, one 1508 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,439 Speaker 1: of the guys I work with a lot started a 1509 01:24:53,479 --> 01:24:56,880 Speaker 1: new podcast this year that's just us two hill billy's 1510 01:24:56,920 --> 01:25:01,080 Speaker 1: talking about fancy people shit. Right. It's called putting on 1511 01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,040 Speaker 1: errors and it's like not, it's not political at all, 1512 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,640 Speaker 1: And I mean we have a lot of fun with it. 1513 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,160 Speaker 1: I think it's funny. You know. I try to like 1514 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:12,320 Speaker 1: find places where fancy and trashy people overlap, like you know, 1515 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:19,840 Speaker 1: cousin banging or you know, or like getting drunk on 1516 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:23,439 Speaker 1: a boat or nading a logger or you know, stuff 1517 01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:28,679 Speaker 1: like that. Different. That's really that's a great little couple there. Yeah, 1518 01:25:28,680 --> 01:25:31,160 Speaker 1: it's cousin banging and getting drunk on boats. Yeah, right, 1519 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,280 Speaker 1: well more do you want? You know, the boats are different? 1520 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:36,120 Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, exactly know what you talk about doing 1521 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:38,320 Speaker 1: a kid humor? Man, it's like can and I just 1522 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:40,040 Speaker 1: want to spend it back. We gotta go way back 1523 01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:41,439 Speaker 1: a little bit because I thought you were going to 1524 01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:44,080 Speaker 1: ask the question when you but we didn't never get there. 1525 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:48,240 Speaker 1: The uncles, no, when you when you're like a kid 1526 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,840 Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, I'm gonna do something in show 1527 01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:53,160 Speaker 1: business and even instead you said you were starting to 1528 01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:55,599 Speaker 1: write down things and you thought you could make fun 1529 01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:58,080 Speaker 1: of But my question is what in your head? What 1530 01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:00,559 Speaker 1: was going on when you're like, oh, I'm funny enough 1531 01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:05,240 Speaker 1: that I could present or were you like always kind 1532 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:08,840 Speaker 1: of class clowney, Like what gives somebody something in their 1533 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:10,760 Speaker 1: head with They're like, oh, I'm funny enough that I 1534 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,479 Speaker 1: can produce jokes. I like a lot of people laugh, 1535 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:16,800 Speaker 1: like a lot of kids from a broken home situation. Whatever. 1536 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:19,400 Speaker 1: I was funny, Like I was a smart kid, but 1537 01:26:19,439 --> 01:26:22,080 Speaker 1: I was also if I wasn't like class clowney, but 1538 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:24,559 Speaker 1: I was funny. My friends would tell me, like, you know, 1539 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,240 Speaker 1: you should be comedians some day or whatever. Like people 1540 01:26:27,240 --> 01:26:30,240 Speaker 1: would say that. And again, I cannot stress enough the 1541 01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:36,600 Speaker 1: inflated opinion I had of my own mental capabilities intellectual 1542 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:39,920 Speaker 1: and creatively and everything. So like I was like, yeah, 1543 01:26:39,960 --> 01:26:44,040 Speaker 1: I totally do that, you know. And I and I'm 1544 01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:46,400 Speaker 1: not just saying this. I really was aware even then. 1545 01:26:46,760 --> 01:26:49,679 Speaker 1: I was like, I was like Cassie, I'm still gonna 1546 01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:52,760 Speaker 1: have my accent right because I can't help it, but 1547 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:59,720 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be dumb and that'll be wild. I'm 1548 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:03,840 Speaker 1: ain't facetious. But like I was aware. I was aware 1549 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,479 Speaker 1: even then that it would be like a thing, sure 1550 01:27:07,479 --> 01:27:09,600 Speaker 1: that I would have a thing without even trying to 1551 01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:12,120 Speaker 1: have a thing, just by virtue of who I am 1552 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,840 Speaker 1: as a person, you know, Like I thought about that 1553 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:19,000 Speaker 1: even then, um so, but don't get me wrong, I 1554 01:27:19,040 --> 01:27:21,600 Speaker 1: was still very nervous. Like so, by the time I 1555 01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:23,479 Speaker 1: get out of grad school and moved to Knoxville, I'm 1556 01:27:23,479 --> 01:27:26,760 Speaker 1: twenty three, and it was like I was very much like, 1557 01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:29,439 Speaker 1: all right, if you're gonna do it, do it like 1558 01:27:29,479 --> 01:27:31,840 Speaker 1: it's either now or never. You've been keeping your little 1559 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:35,800 Speaker 1: notes and saying all this shit for years, but either 1560 01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:38,400 Speaker 1: do it or don't. And so I signed up for 1561 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:40,559 Speaker 1: an open mic. I stacked the deck in my favor, 1562 01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:42,160 Speaker 1: like a lot of first timers do. I brought a 1563 01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:45,559 Speaker 1: bunch of co workers and stuff with me. Yeah, most 1564 01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:48,439 Speaker 1: people their first time, they end up doing that, you know, 1565 01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:50,280 Speaker 1: they bring friends with them, and so it kind of 1566 01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:52,519 Speaker 1: pumps up the response you get. And then I just 1567 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,479 Speaker 1: got the bug, and I don't think I missed a 1568 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,760 Speaker 1: I don't think I missed an open mic after that 1569 01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,479 Speaker 1: for like two and a half years or something. That 1570 01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:02,080 Speaker 1: first night, now, because I had my friends in the crowd, like, 1571 01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:05,519 Speaker 1: it went well. I you know, it wasn't long before 1572 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:08,800 Speaker 1: I bombed, for sure, but by that time it was 1573 01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:14,000 Speaker 1: too late. I was just fully in it, you know, man, dude, 1574 01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:18,040 Speaker 1: That's like one of the things that like learning Spanish. 1575 01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:23,880 Speaker 1: UM pretty much that learning Spanish and doing a learning 1576 01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:26,920 Speaker 1: Spanish and learning how to do um, and I'll never 1577 01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:29,439 Speaker 1: do it. I'll never do either learning Spanish learning how 1578 01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:31,040 Speaker 1: to do stand up. I think it'd be like really 1579 01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:34,200 Speaker 1: interesting man like saying bad hating to me, like I 1580 01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:36,639 Speaker 1: lost my arms and legs and ship. I would probably 1581 01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:40,200 Speaker 1: get into that. Yeah, usually something bad has happened to 1582 01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:43,559 Speaker 1: I wouldn't no, no, that wouldn't be my line of humor. 1583 01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:45,559 Speaker 1: But I'd be like I would walk away from certain 1584 01:28:45,600 --> 01:28:48,600 Speaker 1: other activities. Well, yeah, I would walk away. Yeah, I 1585 01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:52,320 Speaker 1: would move away from certain activities, and I'd be like, 1586 01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:55,360 Speaker 1: I gonna learn Spanish and do stand up. I funny, 1587 01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:58,720 Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I have started 1588 01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:04,479 Speaker 1: and then ultimately stopped learning Spanish in my life. So 1589 01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:08,920 Speaker 1: I do absolutely. I've like picked it up so many times. 1590 01:29:08,960 --> 01:29:11,600 Speaker 1: I've had you know, both duo lingo and was that 1591 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:16,280 Speaker 1: Rosetta stone or whatever? Um, I've yeah, and like I'll 1592 01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:18,200 Speaker 1: start to pick it up and everything, and then I 1593 01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:21,320 Speaker 1: just stopped. For me. I I've always equated learning Spanish 1594 01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:23,559 Speaker 1: like learning to play guitar. For some reason, It's it's 1595 01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,719 Speaker 1: like something you ought to do. Something something that seems cool. 1596 01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:30,519 Speaker 1: It's like real easy to not keep up with, do 1597 01:29:30,560 --> 01:29:31,920 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it seems cool, you 1598 01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:33,680 Speaker 1: pick it up and then like next thing, you know, 1599 01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:36,479 Speaker 1: you're like, oh damn, oh yeah, I don't do it 1600 01:29:37,280 --> 01:29:41,559 Speaker 1: so far away exactly right. Yeah, I've done that so 1601 01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:44,120 Speaker 1: many times that when we go to Mexico, Steve actually 1602 01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:47,920 Speaker 1: thinks I have decent Spanish. Oh yeah, I got. I 1603 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,880 Speaker 1: used to. I got to a point where I could, 1604 01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:53,200 Speaker 1: like I could read Spanish pretty like pretty well, you know, 1605 01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:55,640 Speaker 1: like I could uh, but I couldn't. I never was 1606 01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,439 Speaker 1: able to like uh, and I could speak a little 1607 01:29:58,439 --> 01:30:01,439 Speaker 1: bit of it, but I never could a native Spanish speaker. 1608 01:30:01,479 --> 01:30:03,479 Speaker 1: Talking was always its way too fast. I could never 1609 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:07,800 Speaker 1: parse it, you know. But now I got next to nothing. 1610 01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:11,599 Speaker 1: It's my second most favorite country, next to America. Mexico. 1611 01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:14,160 Speaker 1: In Mexico, yeah, I go there a couple of times 1612 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,559 Speaker 1: a year, and every time I go there, I come 1613 01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:19,200 Speaker 1: home feeling just humiliated. So I haven't picked up much anything. 1614 01:30:19,479 --> 01:30:21,560 Speaker 1: I mean, well, living in living in southern California is 1615 01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:23,599 Speaker 1: like that too, you know. I mean It's like I 1616 01:30:23,640 --> 01:30:25,880 Speaker 1: told my said, that was another time I said, as 1617 01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,800 Speaker 1: though that they have sole proprietorship over that land. Yeah, 1618 01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:33,120 Speaker 1: but that's my like, my, that's where I go to 1619 01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:36,280 Speaker 1: feel like a dick for having out learned Spanish. Yeah, 1620 01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:38,639 Speaker 1: but that was one of the times when I moved. 1621 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,559 Speaker 1: When we first moved to La I was like, this 1622 01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:45,200 Speaker 1: is great, I'll finally pick up Spanish. Right seven years later, 1623 01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:50,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, oh uh my Yamo Trey, Like 1624 01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:53,040 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have it at all, you know, 1625 01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:57,599 Speaker 1: and it's everywhere out there. Um uh. I won't get 1626 01:30:57,600 --> 01:30:59,280 Speaker 1: back into like some of your career stuff, but I 1627 01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:01,160 Speaker 1: wanted to come in. You're talking about trying to write 1628 01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:05,720 Speaker 1: kids stuff. Yeah, well not like not four kids, because 1629 01:31:05,760 --> 01:31:08,280 Speaker 1: that's most comics have kids. They have material about their 1630 01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:11,160 Speaker 1: kids and I never have. But it's like a starting path, 1631 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,320 Speaker 1: Like I don't know, it's it's like it's a path 1632 01:31:14,439 --> 01:31:17,599 Speaker 1: you go down. Dude, I'm not a comedian. It's a 1633 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:19,519 Speaker 1: path you go down. And I think it's like a 1634 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:22,840 Speaker 1: decision you make. Okay, please a lab break. I'm literally 1635 01:31:22,960 --> 01:31:27,800 Speaker 1: last says I'm gonna start doing jokes about my kids, 1636 01:31:27,840 --> 01:31:30,320 Speaker 1: And it's like a path you go down, right, It's 1637 01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,840 Speaker 1: a path you go down. Yeah, but you also can't 1638 01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:34,400 Speaker 1: help it. I made it. I just made a bet 1639 01:31:34,400 --> 01:31:36,160 Speaker 1: with my daughter for ten bucks that she bet me 1640 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,479 Speaker 1: that she broke her toe, and then she didn't. I said, 1641 01:31:39,520 --> 01:31:40,800 Speaker 1: you didn't break her toe? She said, yeah, I did. 1642 01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:42,760 Speaker 1: So she gets the X ray she didn't break her toe, 1643 01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:44,519 Speaker 1: and I said, you one me ten bucks. She says, no, 1644 01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:46,840 Speaker 1: I'm not doing the beat because I didn't realize I 1645 01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:51,080 Speaker 1: hadn't broke my toe right home. That's like, it's the 1646 01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:52,920 Speaker 1: whole point of that, that whole thing. That's why like 1647 01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:54,760 Speaker 1: that that that was the whole conversations about that. So 1648 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:58,920 Speaker 1: they do stuff that's funny. But then if you if 1649 01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:01,960 Speaker 1: you deal in that trafficing that, you become like a dad. 1650 01:32:02,080 --> 01:32:05,840 Speaker 1: You become a dad comedian. Yeah, definitely, you're like my 1651 01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:10,160 Speaker 1: wife boy, the old ball and chain, right, that's the 1652 01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:14,439 Speaker 1: old badle ax. Yeah, that's part of I think that's 1653 01:32:14,479 --> 01:32:17,040 Speaker 1: part of why I've never done it. But I think 1654 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,960 Speaker 1: another reason for me is, like I'm not saying all 1655 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:21,280 Speaker 1: of them, but I feel like a lot of comics 1656 01:32:21,320 --> 01:32:23,120 Speaker 1: that have kids, when they talk about kids, it's some 1657 01:32:23,240 --> 01:32:27,439 Speaker 1: version of like, you know, oh, they've sapped my life essence, 1658 01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:30,120 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like they drain your youth, 1659 01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:33,320 Speaker 1: they kill your dreams. Right, it's like some versions just 1660 01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:36,880 Speaker 1: I've just never I've just never really felt that way, 1661 01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:39,960 Speaker 1: and so like I just I don't know, I didn't 1662 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,880 Speaker 1: see the angle. I'm making a bunch of jokes and 1663 01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:44,760 Speaker 1: you know about how much I think it rocks to 1664 01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:48,160 Speaker 1: have kids. Yeah, that's a good thing though, because I've 1665 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:51,599 Speaker 1: talked to I've talked to some comedians I like about this, 1666 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,040 Speaker 1: where I've tried to explain it to them. I don't 1667 01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,720 Speaker 1: know if it resonates with them, but I would. I've 1668 01:32:55,720 --> 01:32:59,320 Speaker 1: said that you you approach stand up from a position 1669 01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:03,439 Speaker 1: of strength, because the like sort of the stereotypical stand 1670 01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:07,080 Speaker 1: up thing is like, oh the old battle acts. They're like, oh, 1671 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,120 Speaker 1: you know, no one at work takes me seriously, oh 1672 01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:14,200 Speaker 1: my kids whatever, you know, no one, I don't get 1673 01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:19,680 Speaker 1: laid right, But to do comedy from yeah, comedy from 1674 01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:23,400 Speaker 1: a position to strength, it's hard, but it's good. Like 1675 01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:28,959 Speaker 1: comedy from a position of of of of comfort, yeah right, comfort, happiness, 1676 01:33:29,520 --> 01:33:32,519 Speaker 1: like feeling good about yourself and then do comedy. Yeah. Well, 1677 01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:34,280 Speaker 1: And that's part of the because I do think it 1678 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,880 Speaker 1: makes it somewhat novel because that's usually how to go. 1679 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:38,840 Speaker 1: The stuff I was kind of working on my side 1680 01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:42,599 Speaker 1: or thinking about, is it's all positive about having kids, 1681 01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:44,360 Speaker 1: like it sort of talks about everybody says all these 1682 01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:47,000 Speaker 1: negative things about it, and then I tell why, you 1683 01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:49,439 Speaker 1: know why I think it's positive, which is hopefully you know, 1684 01:33:49,560 --> 01:33:52,400 Speaker 1: makes it different and it's fresh. But yeah, but I do, 1685 01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:54,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I do self deprecate, but I also like, 1686 01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:59,840 Speaker 1: you know, um, like another part of my opial I 1687 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:02,280 Speaker 1: think is literally sometimes just like big work, it's like 1688 01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:06,360 Speaker 1: the sounding kind of smart thing like sometimes like crowd 1689 01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:08,840 Speaker 1: Connecticut or something, I feel like they're laughing, is like 1690 01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:11,000 Speaker 1: do you hear that? It seems smart but it sounded dumb. 1691 01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:16,880 Speaker 1: I love that, like uh, And so that's because I've 1692 01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:20,120 Speaker 1: also taught there's this uh, this media company that I've 1693 01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:22,880 Speaker 1: worked with before, like doing some pilots and stuff. They're 1694 01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,599 Speaker 1: like a vice type of outfit, but it's not vice, 1695 01:34:25,640 --> 01:34:27,680 Speaker 1: and they're The guy that works here told me once 1696 01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:29,519 Speaker 1: it's the reason He's like, the reason we love you 1697 01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:32,960 Speaker 1: is because your pretension proof, right, He was like you 1698 01:34:33,160 --> 01:34:35,680 Speaker 1: He's like he's like he's like, you're never gonna come 1699 01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:39,120 Speaker 1: across to our audience as preachy or pretentious because your 1700 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:41,880 Speaker 1: Southern because of in the unspoken part is like because 1701 01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:45,800 Speaker 1: of how dumb you sound, right Like it makes you 1702 01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:49,240 Speaker 1: immune to that, Like you could be just as you know, superior, 1703 01:34:49,320 --> 01:34:52,320 Speaker 1: acting as you know, just as sanctimonious as anybody, but 1704 01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,800 Speaker 1: you're gonna sound all dumb while you're doing it. Well, 1705 01:34:54,800 --> 01:34:59,000 Speaker 1: you know, they done so on other Southerners though they 1706 01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:04,680 Speaker 1: have They have people read the same speech. Yeah right, 1707 01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:06,920 Speaker 1: They have people with different accents give the same speech, 1708 01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:09,559 Speaker 1: and then people rate how well they knew the subject matter. 1709 01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:12,080 Speaker 1: And the Southerners are like, damn, guy eated he's talking 1710 01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:15,920 Speaker 1: about that. I did not know that was an actual study. Uh. 1711 01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:19,200 Speaker 1: I've got a bit about that, or that exact thing 1712 01:35:19,240 --> 01:35:21,040 Speaker 1: about how if you say the same thing to people 1713 01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:23,120 Speaker 1: in different accents, it'll impact them in different ways. The 1714 01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,840 Speaker 1: British person is gonna be more impressive, exactly right in 1715 01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:28,559 Speaker 1: in a Southern mail, it's gonna be less. It's gonna 1716 01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:30,760 Speaker 1: he's gonna be The material he gives is gonna sound 1717 01:35:30,840 --> 01:35:35,559 Speaker 1: less legit. Can you give us an example? Uh So? 1718 01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:38,160 Speaker 1: The example I'm using right now is like, even if 1719 01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:40,599 Speaker 1: you pick a famous quote that sounds smart on its 1720 01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:44,559 Speaker 1: own like like John Lennon's life is what happens when 1721 01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:48,080 Speaker 1: you're busy making other plans. Right, like you said somebody 1722 01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:50,200 Speaker 1: in a French accent. You know, life is what that beens. 1723 01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:52,320 Speaker 1: We you're busy making us plans, people are like, you're 1724 01:35:52,320 --> 01:35:54,240 Speaker 1: so right, so we should have sex right now, right, 1725 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:55,880 Speaker 1: Like I just want to have sex all of a sudden, 1726 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,720 Speaker 1: I don't even know why. You know Australian accent. Oh 1727 01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:01,439 Speaker 1: might watch what happens you're busy making other plans. People 1728 01:36:01,439 --> 01:36:02,920 Speaker 1: are like, he oh, yeah, well that's a party. This 1729 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:05,240 Speaker 1: guy likes the party. I could just tell But if 1730 01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:07,240 Speaker 1: you say it in my accent, that's what happens when 1731 01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:10,720 Speaker 1: you're busy making other plans. People are like, oh no, 1732 01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:14,400 Speaker 1: he's not gonna tell us his plans. He I don't 1733 01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,719 Speaker 1: want to hear this guy's plans probably involved truck nuts 1734 01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:21,040 Speaker 1: and taky torches. Let's get out of here. But yeah, 1735 01:36:21,080 --> 01:36:22,880 Speaker 1: but I did in other literal studies, I'd like to 1736 01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:39,360 Speaker 1: check those out. We're talking about it. You had a 1737 01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,400 Speaker 1: bit for a while. You had a bit for I 1738 01:36:41,439 --> 01:36:43,360 Speaker 1: want to talk with the inception of the liberal redneck. 1739 01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:45,120 Speaker 1: You had a bit for a while where you do 1740 01:36:46,479 --> 01:36:47,960 Speaker 1: sort of that it would be like that same joke 1741 01:36:48,000 --> 01:36:49,679 Speaker 1: he was talking about when you're talking about like having 1742 01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:54,000 Speaker 1: a liberal perspective coming from a rural Southerner. Yeah, but 1743 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:56,439 Speaker 1: then you started doing it for real? Exactly what was 1744 01:36:56,479 --> 01:36:59,320 Speaker 1: it the guy you going on it? Well, when did 1745 01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:02,240 Speaker 1: you start to do this free standing without all the 1746 01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:04,760 Speaker 1: without all the build up. You know, there's actually a 1747 01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:07,799 Speaker 1: very specific that I know exactly what it was because 1748 01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,800 Speaker 1: I had that bit for a little while. I told 1749 01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:13,519 Speaker 1: my comic friends, I'm thinking about making a series, an 1750 01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:16,400 Speaker 1: internet series based on that idea. Every one of them 1751 01:37:16,479 --> 01:37:19,000 Speaker 1: was like, that's a really good idea. You absolutely should 1752 01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:21,200 Speaker 1: do that. But at the time I was like, I 1753 01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:22,519 Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, man, I have to like 1754 01:37:22,560 --> 01:37:24,640 Speaker 1: save up money and buy a nice camera. I have 1755 01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:26,960 Speaker 1: to learn how to edit. I'm theed lighting. It'll have 1756 01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,880 Speaker 1: to can't look like an amateur, you know. I thought 1757 01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:32,120 Speaker 1: there was like a barrier, you know. I thought I 1758 01:37:32,200 --> 01:37:35,400 Speaker 1: had to do better, like in terms of that. And 1759 01:37:35,439 --> 01:37:38,080 Speaker 1: then one day, in like the spring of twenty sixteen, 1760 01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:42,880 Speaker 1: North Carolina had passed that anti trans bathroom law they 1761 01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:46,080 Speaker 1: had right at the transgender bathroom law. You guys remember that, Yeah, 1762 01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:48,720 Speaker 1: do you remember, I can't remember, they passed a law 1763 01:37:48,960 --> 01:37:52,200 Speaker 1: prohibiting trans people from using but you had to go 1764 01:37:52,280 --> 01:37:55,519 Speaker 1: to the bathroom of your biological birth gender or whatever. 1765 01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:57,840 Speaker 1: So like a trans woman who is now a woman 1766 01:37:58,320 --> 01:38:00,479 Speaker 1: would have to go to mend room or that law 1767 01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:04,639 Speaker 1: or whatever. So anyway they had made that law. I 1768 01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:07,880 Speaker 1: saw this video that was going viral amongst the right, 1769 01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:09,439 Speaker 1: so like I saw people and I went to high 1770 01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:11,400 Speaker 1: school with sharing it on Facebook. And it was this 1771 01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:15,639 Speaker 1: preacher in North Carolina who was mad as hell about 1772 01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:18,639 Speaker 1: this whole thing. He's like preaching fire and Brimstone out 1773 01:38:18,680 --> 01:38:21,240 Speaker 1: in the woods for some reason, you know, yelling at 1774 01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:24,200 Speaker 1: his phone and not being funny at all, not a 1775 01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:27,280 Speaker 1: dick joking site, just like just nothing, but but just 1776 01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:30,679 Speaker 1: you know, fire and brimstone, shocking all about the horrors 1777 01:38:30,720 --> 01:38:32,880 Speaker 1: of these animals in the bathroom with our baby girls 1778 01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:35,280 Speaker 1: and whatever else. And this video had like fifteen million 1779 01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:38,200 Speaker 1: views on Facebook, right, And when I saw that, it 1780 01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:40,320 Speaker 1: was like a lightbulb went off. I was like, well, 1781 01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:43,760 Speaker 1: if that guy, if that thing is like the thing 1782 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:46,400 Speaker 1: I'm trying to make fun of, then like I don't 1783 01:38:46,400 --> 01:38:48,559 Speaker 1: need any that fancy shit, like in fact, that would 1784 01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:51,680 Speaker 1: be a mistake, like I should just do it exactly 1785 01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:53,960 Speaker 1: the way that he does. I should just go out 1786 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:56,640 Speaker 1: and yell at my phone, right, and now it's like 1787 01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:58,880 Speaker 1: the simplest thing in the world. But like I hadn't 1788 01:38:58,960 --> 01:39:01,040 Speaker 1: looked at it that way until I saw that guy, 1789 01:39:01,560 --> 01:39:04,240 Speaker 1: and then I realized. And after I realized, I went 1790 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:05,680 Speaker 1: out and I made the first one. The first one 1791 01:39:05,720 --> 01:39:08,080 Speaker 1: was about my home state of Tennessee, trying to make 1792 01:39:08,120 --> 01:39:11,720 Speaker 1: the Holy Bible the official state buck right, and it 1793 01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:14,479 Speaker 1: got like seventy thousand views or something, which I was 1794 01:39:14,520 --> 01:39:17,400 Speaker 1: over the moon about. I was complete anonymity at this time, 1795 01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:20,120 Speaker 1: Like I was blown away by that. So I was like, 1796 01:39:20,160 --> 01:39:22,680 Speaker 1: I'm definitely onto something. I'll keep going. I made the 1797 01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:25,960 Speaker 1: second one. The second one was about the transgender bathroom law, 1798 01:39:26,439 --> 01:39:29,280 Speaker 1: and it ended up getting like tens of millions of 1799 01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:32,040 Speaker 1: views and went like crazy viral and changed my life 1800 01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:35,400 Speaker 1: literally overnight. So wherever that preacher is, I hope he 1801 01:39:35,439 --> 01:39:39,719 Speaker 1: knows it, like this was all his fault, mysterious ways. 1802 01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:43,800 Speaker 1: I'm right, buddy. So when when you had that and 1803 01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:46,640 Speaker 1: it took off, but you still would do normal, like 1804 01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:51,040 Speaker 1: you didn't just totally that then become your comedy bit 1805 01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:55,880 Speaker 1: though stage. Yeah, you had to keep it separate. Yes, 1806 01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:57,800 Speaker 1: and I do keep it separate. But I'd like to say, 1807 01:39:57,800 --> 01:40:01,719 Speaker 1: and I've been you know, I've been touring post going 1808 01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:04,280 Speaker 1: viral for seven years now, and so I feel pretty 1809 01:40:04,320 --> 01:40:08,120 Speaker 1: comfortable saying that, Like, if people like those videos, I 1810 01:40:08,160 --> 01:40:11,080 Speaker 1: think they'll like my stand up too. And I also 1811 01:40:11,080 --> 01:40:13,080 Speaker 1: think that maybe people that don't like those videos or 1812 01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:14,479 Speaker 1: don't want to hear just a bunch of political stuff 1813 01:40:14,520 --> 01:40:16,559 Speaker 1: would also still like a lot of my stand up 1814 01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:21,639 Speaker 1: because I'm still the same guy, right, So like I'm 1815 01:40:21,640 --> 01:40:24,680 Speaker 1: still like scratching a lot of the same itches or 1816 01:40:24,720 --> 01:40:26,320 Speaker 1: touch you know what I mean. I'm still like in 1817 01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:29,400 Speaker 1: the same ballpark just by virtue of just being who 1818 01:40:29,439 --> 01:40:33,519 Speaker 1: I am. But no, I do not like rant about 1819 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,920 Speaker 1: politics on stage as a stand up. I do, like, 1820 01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:42,000 Speaker 1: you know, more traditional stand up material about whatever subjects 1821 01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:46,720 Speaker 1: has you're there's a difference between you could have political 1822 01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:50,960 Speaker 1: differences right with your friends you grew up with. But 1823 01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:54,200 Speaker 1: if you're gonna have if you're gonna do political differences 1824 01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:57,920 Speaker 1: and then get tons of audience, right, I could see 1825 01:40:57,920 --> 01:41:01,040 Speaker 1: that causing friction. Do you have friction with people you 1826 01:41:01,120 --> 01:41:03,040 Speaker 1: grew up around? Yeah, I mean, I really hate to 1827 01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:04,920 Speaker 1: say this, but I mean some of them, I feel 1828 01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:10,080 Speaker 1: like it's just broken now. There was like friction at first, 1829 01:41:10,160 --> 01:41:13,479 Speaker 1: and gradually it's nothing ever happened. It was never like, 1830 01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:16,160 Speaker 1: you know what we're done, Nothing like that ever happened. 1831 01:41:16,200 --> 01:41:17,800 Speaker 1: But I just at a certain point you realize, like 1832 01:41:18,320 --> 01:41:19,800 Speaker 1: I ain't heard from or talk to him in a 1833 01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:21,960 Speaker 1: really long time, and like that's also on me, you 1834 01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:24,000 Speaker 1: know what I mean. But it got not with all 1835 01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:26,120 Speaker 1: of them. A lot of my friends are like, they're 1836 01:41:26,160 --> 01:41:29,000 Speaker 1: like me. They're either a political or they're more you know, 1837 01:41:29,320 --> 01:41:33,040 Speaker 1: they like lean left. A lot of the other Salina boys, 1838 01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:35,240 Speaker 1: you know, the group of buddies I grew up with them. 1839 01:41:35,240 --> 01:41:37,640 Speaker 1: I'm still tight with. But some of them, yeah, it 1840 01:41:37,720 --> 01:41:41,120 Speaker 1: got weird. But if I ran into them at Christmas 1841 01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:43,559 Speaker 1: or whatever, I know that it would be cool, Like 1842 01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:46,080 Speaker 1: we'd you know, hug it out. Might be slightly awkward, 1843 01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:49,240 Speaker 1: but it would be okay. But like we almost never 1844 01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:52,960 Speaker 1: used to talk politics at all ever. And one of 1845 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:54,880 Speaker 1: the times that just happened. I had rented a house 1846 01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:57,040 Speaker 1: bottom Dalhalla where everybody went out there, brought their kids 1847 01:41:57,040 --> 01:41:59,320 Speaker 1: and whatnot. And one of the guys I'm talking about 1848 01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:01,640 Speaker 1: like he comes up to being out of nowhere, like 1849 01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,519 Speaker 1: we're staying there drinking beer, looking at a fire on 1850 01:42:03,560 --> 01:42:05,720 Speaker 1: the lakeside or whatever, and out of nowhere. He's like, 1851 01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:10,160 Speaker 1: he's like, tray, you know me, man, He's like, you know, 1852 01:42:10,360 --> 01:42:12,800 Speaker 1: like I worked my job, I pay my taxes or 1853 01:42:12,840 --> 01:42:15,559 Speaker 1: raise my kids, like I'm a you know, I'm an 1854 01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:18,240 Speaker 1: upstanding member of society or whatever. And it's like and 1855 01:42:18,280 --> 01:42:20,920 Speaker 1: he is, He's an all American family man, one hundred percent. 1856 01:42:20,920 --> 01:42:22,120 Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I know, buddy, And he 1857 01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,880 Speaker 1: was like, I just don't understand why you think I 1858 01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:28,559 Speaker 1: ought not be able to have a gun right. And 1859 01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:32,640 Speaker 1: I was like, well, I don't think that, buddy, you know, 1860 01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:33,800 Speaker 1: And he's like, what do you mean. I was like, 1861 01:42:33,840 --> 01:42:35,639 Speaker 1: I don't think. I've never said I don't know why 1862 01:42:35,680 --> 01:42:37,599 Speaker 1: you think. I think he just found out that I 1863 01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:40,280 Speaker 1: was like liberal and then assumed I wanted to take 1864 01:42:40,320 --> 01:42:42,200 Speaker 1: everybody's guns or whatever. And I was like, I was like, 1865 01:42:42,240 --> 01:42:45,599 Speaker 1: I was like, you helped me move my grandpa's guns 1866 01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:48,519 Speaker 1: to my house, Like where you think? Like wh you 1867 01:42:48,560 --> 01:42:50,160 Speaker 1: think happened to it? But I told him, I was like, 1868 01:42:50,720 --> 01:42:52,880 Speaker 1: I was like, I I've never thought that was like, 1869 01:42:52,920 --> 01:42:55,240 Speaker 1: I just think that, you know, I think there's a 1870 01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:57,839 Speaker 1: lot of people in this country or dangerous or unhinged 1871 01:42:57,920 --> 01:42:59,639 Speaker 1: or whatever, and they shouldn't have a gun, and maybe 1872 01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:02,040 Speaker 1: we should try to find better ways to keep guns 1873 01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:05,240 Speaker 1: out of those people's hands. And he was like, well, hell, 1874 01:43:05,280 --> 01:43:07,400 Speaker 1: I agree with that, and I was like right. I 1875 01:43:07,479 --> 01:43:10,240 Speaker 1: was like, I was like, so we pretty much are 1876 01:43:10,280 --> 01:43:13,320 Speaker 1: on the same page, right, you know, but like you 1877 01:43:13,439 --> 01:43:15,920 Speaker 1: just assumed that it wasn't the case, because I feel 1878 01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:18,000 Speaker 1: like a lot of people do that. If someone self 1879 01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:19,840 Speaker 1: identifies as being on the other side of the fence 1880 01:43:19,840 --> 01:43:23,160 Speaker 1: politically from you, people tend to like automatically assign them 1881 01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:25,200 Speaker 1: to the far end of that special you know what 1882 01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:27,639 Speaker 1: I mean, And it works in both directions, and most 1883 01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:29,760 Speaker 1: of the time that's not that's not the case. Like 1884 01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:32,800 Speaker 1: those people do exist, and I could do without either 1885 01:43:32,800 --> 01:43:34,840 Speaker 1: one of them, you know, the extremest on either end. 1886 01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:38,639 Speaker 1: I'm not not a big fan of. Most people are 1887 01:43:39,120 --> 01:43:42,559 Speaker 1: not really that far separated from each other on most 1888 01:43:42,640 --> 01:43:44,960 Speaker 1: of like the big things I think, you know what 1889 01:43:45,040 --> 01:43:50,160 Speaker 1: I mean, it's the centrist, the centrist redneck isn't funny. No, No, 1890 01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:53,479 Speaker 1: I'm not a centrist at all. I'm just saying, like, 1891 01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:56,600 Speaker 1: I think that if you were, it's not funny, right, Like, 1892 01:43:56,720 --> 01:44:00,519 Speaker 1: you know, it just has to be. That says a lot. 1893 01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:03,519 Speaker 1: I'm glad you get it. Yeah, no, it doesn't. You know, 1894 01:44:03,600 --> 01:44:05,200 Speaker 1: I don't need to do the whole. I don't need 1895 01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:06,720 Speaker 1: to do the whole. I don't agree with you on 1896 01:44:06,800 --> 01:44:09,240 Speaker 1: everything because I pointing out the people. I don't agree 1897 01:44:09,240 --> 01:44:11,920 Speaker 1: with anybody and everything, right, including my mom and my wife. 1898 01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:14,240 Speaker 1: That's also so, I don't agree with anybody and everything. 1899 01:44:14,280 --> 01:44:16,920 Speaker 1: But I think I like you're that'sh it's funny. I 1900 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:21,679 Speaker 1: like your I mean appreciate I could watch uh it's funny. 1901 01:44:21,960 --> 01:44:25,519 Speaker 1: It pains me that no one there might be a 1902 01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:28,160 Speaker 1: lot to it. It pains me that that very few 1903 01:44:28,280 --> 01:44:33,680 Speaker 1: people from the right of the political spectrum can do 1904 01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:37,320 Speaker 1: that kind of humor. M there's probably like a scientific 1905 01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:40,479 Speaker 1: explanation for it. There's some that can. They've done it, 1906 01:44:40,560 --> 01:44:44,080 Speaker 1: like the right has very like some comedians have very 1907 01:44:44,120 --> 01:44:49,200 Speaker 1: effectively made jokes about the excesses of the left. But 1908 01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:51,840 Speaker 1: even like you're looking like Bill Maher right, he's from 1909 01:44:51,880 --> 01:44:54,599 Speaker 1: the left, right, but he's very good at making jokes 1910 01:44:54,600 --> 01:44:56,800 Speaker 1: about the excesses of the left. So they've been able 1911 01:44:56,840 --> 01:44:58,960 Speaker 1: to do that. There's it's like, I don't know, there's 1912 01:44:59,000 --> 01:45:02,920 Speaker 1: just a lack of there's not that much really funny 1913 01:45:05,040 --> 01:45:07,760 Speaker 1: news commentary coming from the right. It's just they don't 1914 01:45:07,880 --> 01:45:11,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I agree with because it's like they if 1915 01:45:11,120 --> 01:45:13,360 Speaker 1: you have a right like a perspective from the right 1916 01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:17,800 Speaker 1: looking at commentary is much more likely to go what 1917 01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:21,519 Speaker 1: world coming to? Yeah, that someone needs to pay that's what, 1918 01:45:21,800 --> 01:45:24,760 Speaker 1: and they're less likely to do like, holy shit, dude, 1919 01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:27,400 Speaker 1: are you kidding me? And then joke about it. No, No, 1920 01:45:27,479 --> 01:45:29,280 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's what that was gonna be My 1921 01:45:29,520 --> 01:45:31,720 Speaker 1: response to that. It does seem like that's more of 1922 01:45:31,760 --> 01:45:35,040 Speaker 1: the default state of their commentary is more I a 1923 01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:38,240 Speaker 1: geared towards like vitriol and that sort of thing. That's 1924 01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:40,600 Speaker 1: a hot tip for comedian for right wing comedians. Just 1925 01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:43,320 Speaker 1: figure out how to do funny news commentary at night 1926 01:45:43,360 --> 01:45:46,720 Speaker 1: and you probably get a big show. Uh yeah, you 1927 01:45:46,760 --> 01:45:50,080 Speaker 1: know there's something like, uh, well, nah, he's not he's 1928 01:45:50,080 --> 01:45:51,519 Speaker 1: not straight up right. When I was gonna say, I 1929 01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:53,680 Speaker 1: think one of the funniest dudes on earth is you know, 1930 01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:56,800 Speaker 1: Tim Dillon, and he's kind of you don't know, Tim 1931 01:45:56,840 --> 01:46:01,720 Speaker 1: Dillon he's so funny and he's like he but he's not, like, 1932 01:46:01,800 --> 01:46:03,840 Speaker 1: he's not super right wing. He's sort of got his 1933 01:46:04,040 --> 01:46:05,840 Speaker 1: own thing going on politically, do you know what I mean. 1934 01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:09,000 Speaker 1: It's hard to explain. I just uh, he's kind of 1935 01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:11,160 Speaker 1: you know, he's got a huge podcast and stuff lately. 1936 01:46:11,280 --> 01:46:13,880 Speaker 1: So I just thought that, you know, he might be 1937 01:46:13,920 --> 01:46:15,640 Speaker 1: a reference point people know. He's like a he's a 1938 01:46:15,720 --> 01:46:17,840 Speaker 1: d He's like a very long Island d like New 1939 01:46:17,920 --> 01:46:20,800 Speaker 1: Yorker guy. He's like a like a tough talking kind 1940 01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:23,640 Speaker 1: of conservative dude. But he's also a gay man. And 1941 01:46:23,720 --> 01:46:27,439 Speaker 1: so it's like, but he's just I'm just saying he's 1942 01:46:27,520 --> 01:46:30,439 Speaker 1: not a lefty and he's super funny. So like and 1943 01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:32,439 Speaker 1: Nick de Polo, I haven't you know, he's been a 1944 01:46:32,439 --> 01:46:34,679 Speaker 1: comic for forever. I always thought he was super funny. 1945 01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:37,559 Speaker 1: I know he's very conservative. Like there's you know, there's 1946 01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:39,960 Speaker 1: some Dennis Miller turn conservative. I was always a huge 1947 01:46:39,960 --> 01:46:41,960 Speaker 1: fan of his. Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. Um, 1948 01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:44,639 Speaker 1: so you know there's some when I'm watching yourself though, man, 1949 01:46:44,680 --> 01:46:47,280 Speaker 1: I'm always like I'm like, uh, I always have this 1950 01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:48,960 Speaker 1: thing in my head. I'm like, that's a good point, 1951 01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:54,320 Speaker 1: and um, I'll think, like if if you're talking about 1952 01:46:54,320 --> 01:46:56,480 Speaker 1: something that I'm not totally on board with your perspective 1953 01:46:56,479 --> 01:46:59,360 Speaker 1: on it, I'm listening, I'm like, damn it, that's a 1954 01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:02,439 Speaker 1: good point and someone would have to really think of 1955 01:47:02,479 --> 01:47:05,760 Speaker 1: a good way to get around that one. I got 1956 01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:09,759 Speaker 1: nothing here. Really, I really appreciate all the stuff you're saying, 1957 01:47:09,840 --> 01:47:12,920 Speaker 1: because that's like I try to you know. I mean, 1958 01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:15,600 Speaker 1: that's what I'm going for a lot of times, Like 1959 01:47:15,600 --> 01:47:17,680 Speaker 1: even if you disagree with me, you can like at 1960 01:47:17,760 --> 01:47:21,120 Speaker 1: least have to acknowledge part of where I'm coming from. Yeah, 1961 01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:25,439 Speaker 1: it's like it's like really, um, it's really funny, fun 1962 01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:28,439 Speaker 1: compelling arguments and then you kind of you know it too. 1963 01:47:28,600 --> 01:47:33,600 Speaker 1: Is like I guess for me, right, you know, for 1964 01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:37,639 Speaker 1: me being a Yankee, I guess maybe in some way 1965 01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:39,519 Speaker 1: I'm as guilty of the ship that you're talking about, 1966 01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:42,800 Speaker 1: the like stereotypes and stuff. You man, I don't know, 1967 01:47:42,880 --> 01:47:47,000 Speaker 1: it's funny, like you know it, it's it's somehow in 1968 01:47:47,120 --> 01:47:51,880 Speaker 1: my head. It's um. Maybe I'll like I'll never get 1969 01:47:51,920 --> 01:47:56,360 Speaker 1: over the surprise of like the joke in the first place. Yeah, right, yes, 1970 01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:58,599 Speaker 1: it's the joke in the first place. If you're gonna 1971 01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:03,280 Speaker 1: hear someone you know as like you're there with with 1972 01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:09,960 Speaker 1: your sort of background vocabulary, way of expression, accent on 1973 01:48:10,120 --> 01:48:13,080 Speaker 1: a rant with a camo hat. I feel like, let 1974 01:48:13,080 --> 01:48:14,840 Speaker 1: me let me guess how this guy feels about the 1975 01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:18,360 Speaker 1: best feels about the bathroom is well, you know, I 1976 01:48:18,360 --> 01:48:20,519 Speaker 1: mean that's like I mean that right there is the 1977 01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:24,240 Speaker 1: whole sason, you know what i mean. I'm just like 1978 01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:25,960 Speaker 1: I could just I can hear it before you start, 1979 01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:27,800 Speaker 1: and then you like it winds up being like not 1980 01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:29,639 Speaker 1: at all you want you're going to hear. I mean 1981 01:48:29,680 --> 01:48:32,639 Speaker 1: that is kind of like my whole thing right there, 1982 01:48:32,800 --> 01:48:35,360 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like that, what how you 1983 01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:38,000 Speaker 1: just laid that out? I feel like that's it's kind 1984 01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:39,960 Speaker 1: of putting it in a nutshell the videos at least, 1985 01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:41,760 Speaker 1: because I mean, yeah, it's none of it would like 1986 01:48:41,920 --> 01:48:44,920 Speaker 1: have worked the way that it does if people weren't 1987 01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:47,080 Speaker 1: thinking that or thinking the same thing, you know. I mean, 1988 01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:49,120 Speaker 1: I'm very aware of it, and I and I get it. 1989 01:48:49,120 --> 01:48:51,760 Speaker 1: It's just like that's the thing too when it comes 1990 01:48:51,800 --> 01:48:56,080 Speaker 1: to South and stereotypes, I'm always like I'm not trying 1991 01:48:56,120 --> 01:48:58,720 Speaker 1: to say that they don't exist, like stereotypess this for 1992 01:48:58,720 --> 01:49:00,479 Speaker 1: reasons like a lot of those people are you know, 1993 01:49:00,479 --> 01:49:02,160 Speaker 1: a lot of that stuff is real. It's just that 1994 01:49:02,560 --> 01:49:05,000 Speaker 1: we don't have a monopoly on it. It's like you 1995 01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:07,040 Speaker 1: said earlier, I don't remember if we recording yet or not. 1996 01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:10,800 Speaker 1: Walmart got brought up and oh and you and you 1997 01:49:10,840 --> 01:49:12,720 Speaker 1: were like, we got those people up here too, and 1998 01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:14,640 Speaker 1: like right, like that, well, let me let me do 1999 01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:16,360 Speaker 1: it right, because Yanni's not guilty of doing that. I 2000 01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:20,960 Speaker 1: did that right. So what Clay, our colleague Clay who 2001 01:49:21,040 --> 01:49:25,559 Speaker 1: tell about earlier, has a UM. He has a very 2002 01:49:25,560 --> 01:49:30,680 Speaker 1: good podcast called Beargreas Podcast, and in it he's exploring them. 2003 01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:33,479 Speaker 1: He's from Arkansas, and somewhere he found that like for 2004 01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:36,920 Speaker 1: some long span of years, Arkansas was the most maligned 2005 01:49:37,800 --> 01:49:40,680 Speaker 1: state in the Union, not even over Mississippi. Well, I 2006 01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:43,559 Speaker 1: think it got beat by West Virginia or something. West Virginia. 2007 01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:46,120 Speaker 1: For a long time, Arkansas is the most maligned thing. 2008 01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:50,000 Speaker 1: And he's talking about the um sort of the persecution 2009 01:49:50,080 --> 01:49:56,280 Speaker 1: complex of yes of hill people, country people in Arkansas. 2010 01:49:56,680 --> 01:49:58,920 Speaker 1: And when he's laying this out to me, he was 2011 01:49:59,680 --> 01:50:02,120 Speaker 1: get into how there's when when you get into the 2012 01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:04,040 Speaker 1: complexity of it, though, he goes you know, not many 2013 01:50:04,040 --> 01:50:09,240 Speaker 1: people would guess that this world class art gallery. I 2014 01:50:09,280 --> 01:50:11,479 Speaker 1: can't remember the name of it. You know, Crystal Bridges. 2015 01:50:11,479 --> 01:50:14,920 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, you would know that Crystal Bridges, this 2016 01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:18,280 Speaker 1: world class art galleries in Arkansas. Right, and he goes 2017 01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:22,000 Speaker 1: and you might not know the Walmart all right, And 2018 01:50:22,120 --> 01:50:24,439 Speaker 1: I was laughing with I was laughing at being like, 2019 01:50:24,479 --> 01:50:26,519 Speaker 1: I feel that that is on the other side of 2020 01:50:26,560 --> 01:50:30,040 Speaker 1: the art, right, that's not coupled with Crystal Bridges just 2021 01:50:30,160 --> 01:50:34,920 Speaker 1: totally exports Arkansas, Yeah, totally, yeah, like as a total 2022 01:50:35,240 --> 01:50:37,560 Speaker 1: So when you came here talking about our Walmart conversation, 2023 01:50:37,640 --> 01:50:40,439 Speaker 1: we were laughing about me and Clay's sort of public 2024 01:50:40,680 --> 01:50:46,000 Speaker 1: debate about yeah, what what in the popular imagination when 2025 01:50:46,040 --> 01:50:49,719 Speaker 1: people think of Walmart and sort of how it's treated 2026 01:50:49,720 --> 01:50:52,880 Speaker 1: in the comedy world. Right, if you're gonna if a 2027 01:50:52,880 --> 01:50:55,280 Speaker 1: comedian is gonna do a Walmart joke, Yeah, it's not 2028 01:50:55,280 --> 01:50:58,760 Speaker 1: gonna be about sophisticated business practices, right, it's not gonna 2029 01:50:58,760 --> 01:51:04,280 Speaker 1: be about revolutionizing yeah, supply chain innovation. Yeah. Yeah, it's 2030 01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:09,320 Speaker 1: like you're limiting edge logistics. I'm a new bleeding edge logistics. 2031 01:51:09,360 --> 01:51:11,920 Speaker 1: Bet about Walmart, it would be a wild angle to take, 2032 01:51:12,000 --> 01:51:15,040 Speaker 1: but they U. Yeah, well it's not just like comics 2033 01:51:15,040 --> 01:51:17,480 Speaker 1: doing bitsy. I mean there's like, you know, people of Walmart. 2034 01:51:17,640 --> 01:51:19,920 Speaker 1: Like it's like, you know what I'm talking about, Like, 2035 01:51:19,960 --> 01:51:23,160 Speaker 1: so there's a sub bredded. I think there's an Instagram. 2036 01:51:23,200 --> 01:51:26,759 Speaker 1: It's like they just post pictures of people of Walmart 2037 01:51:26,840 --> 01:51:29,080 Speaker 1: and the y in their natural habitat, you know, the 2038 01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:33,600 Speaker 1: the chipsisle or whatever like and you know, so I 2039 01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:35,800 Speaker 1: mean it's just like it's a thing. You know, it's not. 2040 01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:38,840 Speaker 1: But anyway, you said that we're talking about that. I 2041 01:51:38,880 --> 01:51:41,160 Speaker 1: said something about it and Jannest was like, well, to 2042 01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:43,519 Speaker 1: be fair, like we got those up here too, And 2043 01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:45,800 Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying. It's like, especially since I started 2044 01:51:45,800 --> 01:51:48,240 Speaker 1: traveling as a comedian, everything going all over the place. 2045 01:51:48,320 --> 01:51:52,959 Speaker 1: Like if you drive from Spokane, Washington to Seattle, Washington, 2046 01:51:53,040 --> 01:51:56,599 Speaker 1: which I have done, like the topography and everything is different, 2047 01:51:56,640 --> 01:51:58,920 Speaker 1: but like culturally speaking, you start seeing a lot of 2048 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:01,640 Speaker 1: very familiar stuff if you're from the rural South, you 2049 01:52:01,640 --> 01:52:05,840 Speaker 1: know what I mean, the same thing between San Francisco dichotomy. Yeah, right, 2050 01:52:06,040 --> 01:52:08,640 Speaker 1: like you know the whole Like there's the man out 2051 01:52:08,720 --> 01:52:12,040 Speaker 1: self identify as Rednecks, but there's you know, redneck adjacent 2052 01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:15,720 Speaker 1: people and pretty much every state in this country, I mean, 2053 01:52:15,760 --> 01:52:20,880 Speaker 1: eastern Washington on the rednecks proud of it, no doubt, right, yeah, 2054 01:52:20,920 --> 01:52:23,439 Speaker 1: I know some of them are, like some of them are, yeah, 2055 01:52:23,560 --> 01:52:26,120 Speaker 1: proud of it. And I think like the way country music, 2056 01:52:26,640 --> 01:52:30,320 Speaker 1: Nashville country, like radio country music has gone in recent years, 2057 01:52:30,400 --> 01:52:34,040 Speaker 1: is added to like the sort of like, you know, 2058 01:52:34,560 --> 01:52:37,920 Speaker 1: having that as an identity strongly wherever you're from, like 2059 01:52:38,040 --> 01:52:41,400 Speaker 1: if you're from Maine or wherever, you know, but like 2060 01:52:41,560 --> 01:52:44,040 Speaker 1: redneck and proud, you know, because it's become more of 2061 01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:48,160 Speaker 1: a like just like a cultural identification or something the 2062 01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:52,920 Speaker 1: country recent years. Yeah, right exactly. But yeah, that's the 2063 01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:56,559 Speaker 1: only genre of music that I'll that like, I don't. 2064 01:52:56,600 --> 01:52:58,799 Speaker 1: I don't have like favorite genres. I have like artists 2065 01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:01,519 Speaker 1: that I like and whatever, but like radio countries, only 2066 01:53:01,520 --> 01:53:04,320 Speaker 1: when I take like personally you know what I like, 2067 01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:07,120 Speaker 1: I uh, I don't know, I can't stand it, like 2068 01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:10,719 Speaker 1: I like, well, like the stuff that is on the radio, 2069 01:53:10,960 --> 01:53:14,960 Speaker 1: not like yeah, you know, like not what they call Americana, right, 2070 01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:18,120 Speaker 1: which Americans like Stargill Simpson, Jason Zwell, Tyler Childress whatever. 2071 01:53:18,479 --> 01:53:20,320 Speaker 1: And I've always thought like as far as I could tell, 2072 01:53:20,600 --> 01:53:25,280 Speaker 1: Americana is just country music. That's good, right, So they 2073 01:53:25,320 --> 01:53:27,680 Speaker 1: can't call it. They can't call it country, have to 2074 01:53:27,720 --> 01:53:31,280 Speaker 1: call it something else. But uh but yeah, like the 2075 01:53:31,360 --> 01:53:33,920 Speaker 1: last time I went downtown in Nashville, because I grew 2076 01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:36,120 Speaker 1: up going to Nashville all the time and I still 2077 01:53:36,160 --> 01:53:37,960 Speaker 1: go every year and do shows and stuff. But the 2078 01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:40,919 Speaker 1: last time I went downtown the real touristy part Broadway, 2079 01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:44,160 Speaker 1: Second Avenue, Honky Talking, right, I was in town with 2080 01:53:44,160 --> 01:53:46,880 Speaker 1: this camera crew. They're all California people, and they wanted 2081 01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,719 Speaker 1: they wanted to go Honky talk, like they specifically wanted 2082 01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:51,599 Speaker 1: to go downtown, and I was like, I don't want, 2083 01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:54,240 Speaker 1: you know, but I was like the the local guys. 2084 01:53:54,240 --> 01:53:56,960 Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'll go with you. And we 2085 01:53:57,000 --> 01:53:59,240 Speaker 1: get down there and they're like, uh. I just get 2086 01:53:59,280 --> 01:54:00,760 Speaker 1: in there and I have a couple drinks. I'm looking 2087 01:54:00,760 --> 01:54:02,320 Speaker 1: around and it's like to me, I just see all 2088 01:54:02,320 --> 01:54:05,759 Speaker 1: these people that are like like cosplaying as my cousin 2089 01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:07,720 Speaker 1: Kenny Ray or something like that, like you know what 2090 01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:09,599 Speaker 1: I mean, Like they go down to go to redneck 2091 01:54:09,680 --> 01:54:13,080 Speaker 1: fantasy camp or something, you know, and like it just uh, 2092 01:54:13,240 --> 01:54:15,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll just I'll get my red up 2093 01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:16,840 Speaker 1: as it where I'll get annoyed. The last time I 2094 01:54:16,920 --> 01:54:19,200 Speaker 1: got kicked down, I got kicked out of a bar 2095 01:54:19,280 --> 01:54:22,240 Speaker 1: down there because they started playing Courtesy of the Red, White, 2096 01:54:22,240 --> 01:54:24,320 Speaker 1: and Blue, and everybody's singing along while this dude and 2097 01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:27,040 Speaker 1: a cut off camo shirt like white it stands on 2098 01:54:27,080 --> 01:54:28,760 Speaker 1: the bar, and waves of American fly back and forth 2099 01:54:28,760 --> 01:54:32,000 Speaker 1: across everybody else and all this stuff. And I started screaming. 2100 01:54:32,160 --> 01:54:34,400 Speaker 1: This is no longer true. I've since found out, but this, 2101 01:54:34,640 --> 01:54:37,480 Speaker 1: at one point was true. I started screaming at the 2102 01:54:37,480 --> 01:54:42,880 Speaker 1: top of my lungs. Toby Keith is a registered democratister Democrat, 2103 01:54:43,400 --> 01:54:45,680 Speaker 1: and they kicked me out for it. But uh and 2104 01:54:45,800 --> 01:54:48,640 Speaker 1: you were lying anyway, now he was He's not, you 2105 01:54:48,720 --> 01:54:50,520 Speaker 1: know you are. You're right. I was lying because I 2106 01:54:50,560 --> 01:54:53,000 Speaker 1: said he is a registered Democrat and that's not. He's 2107 01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:56,800 Speaker 1: not anymore. But around the time, that's emblematic of himself. 2108 01:54:57,320 --> 01:55:00,720 Speaker 1: That is, You're right, it's true. What do you call it? 2109 01:55:01,480 --> 01:55:04,920 Speaker 1: Um blue dog? Uh? No, when something's that, like a 2110 01:55:04,960 --> 01:55:09,120 Speaker 1: small thing is emblematic of something larger, microcosm, microcosm of 2111 01:55:09,120 --> 01:55:11,600 Speaker 1: the American soulf and held it. Yeah, you're right. Man, 2112 01:55:11,640 --> 01:55:13,879 Speaker 1: I want to come see you do a show sometimes. 2113 01:55:13,960 --> 01:55:17,680 Speaker 1: I'd love it. Yeah, Montana's I am. Yeah. You go 2114 01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:19,880 Speaker 1: to tray Crowder dot com check it out. Also got 2115 01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:22,160 Speaker 1: a special on Amazon right now. You can find there 2116 01:55:22,200 --> 01:55:25,240 Speaker 1: as well, which we watched. It was funny shows coming 2117 01:55:25,320 --> 01:55:27,480 Speaker 1: up Montana. I was actually about to say, I need 2118 01:55:27,480 --> 01:55:29,520 Speaker 1: to get on to my agent about this. Montana is 2119 01:55:29,560 --> 01:55:33,360 Speaker 1: one of only like four or five states left in 2120 01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:35,680 Speaker 1: America that I have not done stand up in. Have 2121 01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:40,800 Speaker 1: you done Alaska? That's one of the other ones. Alaska, Montana, Wyoming, 2122 01:55:42,800 --> 01:55:45,360 Speaker 1: North Dakota. I've been to far I got Maston Fargo 2123 01:55:45,480 --> 01:55:53,120 Speaker 1: on accident. On accident, I sort like we somebody else. Yes, Yes, 2124 01:55:53,240 --> 01:55:55,760 Speaker 1: the elevator doors open, we're holding pizza. We're going back 2125 01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:58,240 Speaker 1: to our tail round to record a podcast. Elevator doors open, 2126 01:55:58,680 --> 01:56:02,440 Speaker 1: just pandamon them pepper spray. Ever, some dude runs by 2127 01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:05,160 Speaker 1: bleeding from the nose and a wife beater like, you know, 2128 01:56:05,800 --> 01:56:08,240 Speaker 1: trying to get the hell out of there. We're like, 2129 01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:10,520 Speaker 1: we start coughing, throwing up and stuff or you know, 2130 01:56:10,600 --> 01:56:13,160 Speaker 1: almost thrown up. It was wild, And then the hotel 2131 01:56:13,360 --> 01:56:16,600 Speaker 1: was really weird. Is they It's almost like they wouldn't 2132 01:56:16,600 --> 01:56:19,720 Speaker 1: even acknowledge that it had happened. Like like, after we 2133 01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:21,760 Speaker 1: try to talk to him, we're like like, we're not like, 2134 01:56:21,800 --> 01:56:24,240 Speaker 1: we're not trying to complain, We're not gonna file charges 2135 01:56:24,280 --> 01:56:26,960 Speaker 1: or so anybody or whatever, but just like just what 2136 01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:30,280 Speaker 1: was that about, you know, And they're like, we, uh, 2137 01:56:30,440 --> 01:56:33,080 Speaker 1: you know, I really shouldn't speak on that kind of thing. 2138 01:56:33,080 --> 01:56:34,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you or whatever. Like 2139 01:56:34,320 --> 01:56:37,000 Speaker 1: they just wouldn't. They just wouldn't even acknowledge that this 2140 01:56:37,080 --> 01:56:39,720 Speaker 1: incident had occurred. So I still don't know the details 2141 01:56:39,720 --> 01:56:42,320 Speaker 1: of it. But yeah, I got I got inadvertently macedon Fargo. 2142 01:56:42,400 --> 01:56:44,760 Speaker 1: The show was fun though, South Dakota is one of 2143 01:56:44,800 --> 01:56:48,720 Speaker 1: them though, so yeah, but I'd love to come back 2144 01:56:48,760 --> 01:56:51,480 Speaker 1: to Montana and do a show up here. I just 2145 01:56:51,560 --> 01:56:53,200 Speaker 1: even when I got here, just driving around, I was like, 2146 01:56:53,240 --> 01:56:57,000 Speaker 1: I need to send my agent an email about making 2147 01:56:57,040 --> 01:56:59,440 Speaker 1: that happen. Yeah, tell us. I just realized there's all 2148 01:56:59,520 --> 01:57:02,800 Speaker 1: kinds of people here, right, Yeah, more and more, right, 2149 01:57:03,880 --> 01:57:06,480 Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. I don't know, man. I 2150 01:57:06,480 --> 01:57:13,200 Speaker 1: feel like like music, you're you're surprised by um, you're 2151 01:57:13,240 --> 01:57:17,200 Speaker 1: surprised by the musicians that come through here. Yeah, I 2152 01:57:17,200 --> 01:57:22,120 Speaker 1: mean because because you know, relative to the relatively low population, 2153 01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:26,000 Speaker 1: you're surprised by the musicians, but you're not often surprised 2154 01:57:26,000 --> 01:57:29,840 Speaker 1: by well me and Crean saw Chappelle. Yeah, but but 2155 01:57:29,880 --> 01:57:31,920 Speaker 1: there's not like it's not like a big stop. It's 2156 01:57:31,920 --> 01:57:33,680 Speaker 1: not like a big stop for like, it's not a 2157 01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:36,640 Speaker 1: big comedy stop. Right, Maybe that's changing. Maybe I'm wrong. 2158 01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:38,880 Speaker 1: I feel it's a big comedy. So yeah, I think 2159 01:57:38,920 --> 01:57:42,320 Speaker 1: there's like a new club that someone from California moved 2160 01:57:42,360 --> 01:57:45,280 Speaker 1: here to open. I don't remember what it's called. I've 2161 01:57:45,320 --> 01:57:49,280 Speaker 1: never been there, but it last best coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, 2162 01:57:49,480 --> 01:57:51,200 Speaker 1: then there's a little problem where I don't go out 2163 01:57:52,000 --> 01:57:59,000 Speaker 1: that heard that I mean other than not out I know, yeah, yeah, 2164 01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:01,080 Speaker 1: I don't. That's one of the things. One of the 2165 01:58:01,160 --> 01:58:04,320 Speaker 1: upsides that I had in mind for having kids, like 2166 01:58:04,360 --> 01:58:06,240 Speaker 1: I told you other trying to think of like the 2167 01:58:06,280 --> 01:58:08,600 Speaker 1: positives having kids or whatever, is that kids are like 2168 01:58:08,600 --> 01:58:11,280 Speaker 1: a cheap code for getting out of shit and like 2169 01:58:11,360 --> 01:58:14,960 Speaker 1: canceling plans, like no one's ever gonna question you can 2170 01:58:15,000 --> 01:58:16,680 Speaker 1: get out of whatever you want to get out of it. 2171 01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:18,640 Speaker 1: As you get older, like getting out of stuff. It's 2172 01:58:18,680 --> 01:58:22,080 Speaker 1: like way better than going to stuff, and when you 2173 01:58:22,080 --> 01:58:23,520 Speaker 1: got to go to something, when you got to go 2174 01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:24,880 Speaker 1: to something, you don't want to go to these one 2175 01:58:24,920 --> 01:58:26,640 Speaker 1: of your kids exactly that way, you can come exactly 2176 01:58:26,680 --> 01:58:29,080 Speaker 1: focus on them, talk to them, pay attention to them, 2177 01:58:29,120 --> 01:58:30,800 Speaker 1: and then leverage them as why you gotta go, why 2178 01:58:30,840 --> 01:58:32,520 Speaker 1: you gotta go, why you gotta get out of there? Exactly? 2179 01:58:32,640 --> 01:58:35,320 Speaker 1: Love it? Yeah, I love it. It's a great thing. 2180 01:58:35,920 --> 01:58:38,240 Speaker 1: It drives a real wedge in my marriage that I 2181 01:58:38,280 --> 01:58:40,360 Speaker 1: don't like to do stuff. Yeah, I don't like to 2182 01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:43,240 Speaker 1: go out in public. Right, Yeah, I mean my wife's 2183 01:58:43,240 --> 01:58:45,480 Speaker 1: the same way. But I tell you, I mean you're 2184 01:58:45,480 --> 01:58:49,400 Speaker 1: probably travel even more than I do, I guess or not, right, 2185 01:58:49,600 --> 01:58:51,360 Speaker 1: like in a super public way with it. We kind 2186 01:58:51,360 --> 01:58:54,720 Speaker 1: of hold up. Yeah, right, we totally hold up. But 2187 01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:56,640 Speaker 1: is that But is that why because you travel so 2188 01:58:56,680 --> 01:58:58,000 Speaker 1: much when you're back here you just don't want to 2189 01:58:58,040 --> 01:59:00,240 Speaker 1: do nothing? Or also you just can't go out? No, 2190 01:59:00,440 --> 01:59:02,600 Speaker 1: it's older, I get yeah, right, I just don't want 2191 01:59:02,600 --> 01:59:04,040 Speaker 1: to do it. I just don't. I don't want to. 2192 01:59:04,160 --> 01:59:06,800 Speaker 1: I just don't like engaging that much. You know, it 2193 01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:09,360 Speaker 1: gets a problem I got to work through totally or not. 2194 01:59:09,520 --> 01:59:14,040 Speaker 1: We could also just not which is probably what you 2195 01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:17,720 Speaker 1: just gonna get yourself one of them red hats. Oh yeah, 2196 01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:22,200 Speaker 1: I'm talking about people. Oh yeah, brother, I feel like, man, 2197 01:59:22,200 --> 01:59:23,680 Speaker 1: I never knew it could be so fun to go out. 2198 01:59:25,840 --> 01:59:32,120 Speaker 1: I knew it a lot more fun. I need to get, Like, yeah, 2199 01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:34,000 Speaker 1: I need to get a Biden hat and go out. 2200 01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:36,040 Speaker 1: No one will talk to me. Do we still enough 2201 01:59:36,080 --> 01:59:39,200 Speaker 1: time to take and tell me why all soulinders are 2202 01:59:39,240 --> 01:59:42,000 Speaker 1: just born good storytellers? Oh yeah, this is good to 2203 01:59:42,040 --> 01:59:47,280 Speaker 1: explore your prejudice. Yeah, his prejudice or you better at it. 2204 01:59:47,920 --> 01:59:50,120 Speaker 1: Oh man, you know, I don't want to I want 2205 01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:54,560 Speaker 1: to start any kind of uh, you know, regional dispute 2206 01:59:54,680 --> 01:59:58,200 Speaker 1: or anything. But got in supremacy of storytelling supremacy. But 2207 01:59:58,280 --> 02:00:02,760 Speaker 1: it's definitely like a thing. And like I got this one, buddy. 2208 02:00:03,000 --> 02:00:06,200 Speaker 1: He's just a good old boy. His actual like his 2209 02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:12,160 Speaker 1: nickname is Porno. Actually nickname's Regulars, Like you know, Porno 2210 02:00:12,320 --> 02:00:17,200 Speaker 1: ducks Sunshine, right, But anyway, Porno's like he's like a machinist, 2211 02:00:17,480 --> 02:00:21,360 Speaker 1: you know, works in a factory. Good dude, everything pretty 2212 02:00:21,440 --> 02:00:23,480 Speaker 1: damn country from my hometown and all this, and he's 2213 02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:25,400 Speaker 1: just like but he's not any kind performer is what 2214 02:00:25,440 --> 02:00:28,760 Speaker 1: I'm saying. And but he's just like just a natural 2215 02:00:29,560 --> 02:00:32,320 Speaker 1: masterclass storyteller, do you know what I mean, Like he'll 2216 02:00:32,360 --> 02:00:36,640 Speaker 1: just anytime he's done anything, like if you ask him 2217 02:00:36,640 --> 02:00:38,320 Speaker 1: about it, you know you're in for a good time, 2218 02:00:38,480 --> 02:00:39,920 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like the fair he came 2219 02:00:39,920 --> 02:00:42,600 Speaker 1: to visit me in Knoxville from our hometown. This man 2220 02:00:42,640 --> 02:00:44,880 Speaker 1: at this point in time I'm talking about, he was 2221 02:00:44,880 --> 02:00:47,880 Speaker 1: probably thirty two, thirty one, thirty two, first time he'd 2222 02:00:47,880 --> 02:00:50,960 Speaker 1: ever driven on the interstate, right, And so like I 2223 02:00:51,080 --> 02:00:54,080 Speaker 1: knew that was gonna be funny when he got there, right, 2224 02:00:54,160 --> 02:00:56,160 Speaker 1: you know, Man, he comes through just like all out 2225 02:00:56,160 --> 02:00:58,400 Speaker 1: of whack. It's like sweating and like god, damn something, 2226 02:00:58,800 --> 02:01:00,800 Speaker 1: Oh he's animals out here, you know whatever. And then 2227 02:01:00,840 --> 02:01:02,640 Speaker 1: it's like tell me all about it, porno, you know, 2228 02:01:02,680 --> 02:01:06,000 Speaker 1: And then he does, and it's always tremendous. As for 2229 02:01:06,280 --> 02:01:08,720 Speaker 1: why that is, I wish I had an answer for you, 2230 02:01:08,760 --> 02:01:10,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, some things are just like 2231 02:01:11,200 --> 02:01:15,560 Speaker 1: ingrained culturally, I guess. Like and also we're big and 2232 02:01:15,640 --> 02:01:17,320 Speaker 1: I mean this in a I mean this in a 2233 02:01:17,360 --> 02:01:20,440 Speaker 1: good way where like we're big bullshitters. Yeah, do you know, 2234 02:01:20,680 --> 02:01:24,400 Speaker 1: like just naturally like I'm agreeing because I understand that 2235 02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:26,840 Speaker 1: you're saying that in a positive light. Yeah, right now, 2236 02:01:27,600 --> 02:01:32,160 Speaker 1: abellish things for either you know, comedic or dramatic effect 2237 02:01:32,280 --> 02:01:34,800 Speaker 1: or whatever. It's just like that's also a big thing culturally. 2238 02:01:34,800 --> 02:01:36,520 Speaker 1: It's like everybody's like a little bit fool of ship, 2239 02:01:36,560 --> 02:01:39,000 Speaker 1: but in a fun way, you know. And I think 2240 02:01:39,080 --> 02:01:42,000 Speaker 1: that you know, that helps him telling a story if 2241 02:01:42,040 --> 02:01:43,840 Speaker 1: you're the type of person to do that kind of thing. 2242 02:01:44,280 --> 02:01:47,040 Speaker 1: And when I married a gal from the South, from 2243 02:01:47,080 --> 02:01:50,040 Speaker 1: North Carolina, and when I got introduced to the South, 2244 02:01:50,120 --> 02:01:52,320 Speaker 1: I feel like I would go and visit just feel like, 2245 02:01:52,400 --> 02:01:54,240 Speaker 1: this is great. I'm just gonna listen to people talking, 2246 02:01:54,480 --> 02:01:56,960 Speaker 1: laugh my ass off, yeah now because the accident, because 2247 02:01:56,960 --> 02:01:59,640 Speaker 1: the stories are good and I'm laughing, it's great. So 2248 02:02:00,160 --> 02:02:02,640 Speaker 1: I was entertained by it. So when you went to 2249 02:02:02,760 --> 02:02:04,720 Speaker 1: Michigan for the first time, were you like, fuck, these 2250 02:02:04,760 --> 02:02:06,640 Speaker 1: people were boring? Oh yeah, that's a good way of 2251 02:02:06,680 --> 02:02:11,000 Speaker 1: putting it. Did you think they were great storytellers? Uh? No, No, 2252 02:02:11,320 --> 02:02:14,480 Speaker 1: but I didn't think. I didn't think they were boring 2253 02:02:15,160 --> 02:02:16,840 Speaker 1: or anything. I mean, my first first time I ever 2254 02:02:16,920 --> 02:02:18,560 Speaker 1: went to Michigan was up that old day job. I 2255 02:02:18,640 --> 02:02:21,400 Speaker 1: spent a week in Michigan at a training thing with 2256 02:02:21,440 --> 02:02:23,600 Speaker 1: other people. They worked for the Department of Defense, So 2257 02:02:23,680 --> 02:02:26,760 Speaker 1: it was like a pretty like buttoned up affair, do 2258 02:02:26,800 --> 02:02:29,560 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But I remember one time 2259 02:02:29,560 --> 02:02:31,600 Speaker 1: I don't know the specifics of it. We were broken 2260 02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:33,480 Speaker 1: up into a group. We're having to decide on something. 2261 02:02:33,680 --> 02:02:35,680 Speaker 1: I couldn't agree. One girl said one thing, another girl 2262 02:02:35,720 --> 02:02:38,280 Speaker 1: said the other, and I said, quoting old brother where 2263 02:02:38,360 --> 02:02:40,520 Speaker 1: art Thou? I said, well, I'm with you fellers right, 2264 02:02:41,560 --> 02:02:44,120 Speaker 1: like just playing around, And I could tell that they 2265 02:02:44,200 --> 02:02:47,200 Speaker 1: both just thought I was just saying that, do you 2266 02:02:47,240 --> 02:02:49,200 Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like they had no idea it was. 2267 02:02:49,840 --> 02:02:52,120 Speaker 1: I was quoting a movie or doing a bit or whatever. 2268 02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:54,440 Speaker 1: They were just like, okay, that doesn't help, but all right, 2269 02:02:57,120 --> 02:03:01,080 Speaker 1: But but yeah, no, I don't know. I like, I've 2270 02:03:01,120 --> 02:03:04,960 Speaker 1: gone to appreciate the Midwest because I think that, like, um, well, 2271 02:03:04,960 --> 02:03:06,440 Speaker 1: because I also like why, I don't know, I don't 2272 02:03:06,440 --> 02:03:08,280 Speaker 1: know where you're from originally, but you're talk about getting 2273 02:03:08,280 --> 02:03:10,400 Speaker 1: introduced to the South, Like I feel like you guys 2274 02:03:10,400 --> 02:03:15,120 Speaker 1: in particular, like your whole thing, Like this is gonna 2275 02:03:15,160 --> 02:03:17,720 Speaker 1: sound so dumb, but I can remember I can remember 2276 02:03:17,800 --> 02:03:22,800 Speaker 1: being surprised also to find out that like hunting and 2277 02:03:22,800 --> 02:03:25,240 Speaker 1: fishing and all that type of stuff was so big 2278 02:03:25,240 --> 02:03:27,480 Speaker 1: in other parts of the country too. Like as a kid, 2279 02:03:28,240 --> 02:03:33,720 Speaker 1: I thought that was all South shit. Yeah, right, like 2280 02:03:33,760 --> 02:03:35,600 Speaker 1: because it was such a huge thing there, and I 2281 02:03:35,640 --> 02:03:38,000 Speaker 1: knew it wasn't a thing everywhere, and I thought that 2282 02:03:38,120 --> 02:03:40,560 Speaker 1: was like like a Southern thing, but obviously it's not. 2283 02:03:40,760 --> 02:03:43,520 Speaker 1: And so I'm saying, like, it's just I just feel 2284 02:03:43,520 --> 02:03:46,080 Speaker 1: like there's a whole lot of overlap, you know what 2285 02:03:46,120 --> 02:03:48,839 Speaker 1: I mean, like cultural overlor in terms of interest and whatnot. 2286 02:03:48,920 --> 02:03:52,720 Speaker 1: Like you're gonna sound different, but still you know, it 2287 02:03:52,720 --> 02:03:55,080 Speaker 1: shouldn't be too alien to you. I wouldn't think a 2288 02:03:55,120 --> 02:03:57,040 Speaker 1: lot of you can definitely find a lot of common ground. 2289 02:03:57,360 --> 02:04:03,080 Speaker 1: I would think, you know, sportsman for sure. Man. Yeah, 2290 02:04:03,160 --> 02:04:07,920 Speaker 1: but uh but yeah. But are people in Michigan good 2291 02:04:08,000 --> 02:04:15,720 Speaker 1: telling stories? I don't. I don't know. Yeah, right, I think, Well, 2292 02:04:15,920 --> 02:04:17,960 Speaker 1: let me here's the way of putting it. Here's what 2293 02:04:18,280 --> 02:04:20,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying to wrap her up. I gotta tell you 2294 02:04:20,320 --> 02:04:25,400 Speaker 1: one last story. Me and Ronnie Bang okay, missile, Me 2295 02:04:25,440 --> 02:04:28,240 Speaker 1: and another very Yankee person. We were down in South 2296 02:04:28,240 --> 02:04:30,680 Speaker 1: Carolina one time. We're with some guys, we're working up 2297 02:04:30,720 --> 02:04:33,760 Speaker 1: a custom load for a rifle. So you go out 2298 02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:37,400 Speaker 1: shoot a couple rounds okay, and you go back into 2299 02:04:37,400 --> 02:04:40,920 Speaker 1: the reloading bench and mess around and the amount Like 2300 02:04:41,080 --> 02:04:48,240 Speaker 1: he was losing his mind because the going in, getting 2301 02:04:48,240 --> 02:04:54,600 Speaker 1: the ice tea and talking and everybody sits down. Yeah right, 2302 02:04:55,840 --> 02:04:59,960 Speaker 1: and he's like, holy shit, man, this should take twenty minutes. 2303 02:05:00,000 --> 02:05:03,040 Speaker 1: He was the thing. Yeah, the world and he like 2304 02:05:03,520 --> 02:05:08,040 Speaker 1: he went on rant yeah afterward about he went on 2305 02:05:08,080 --> 02:05:13,920 Speaker 1: a rant about what in the world, you know. I 2306 02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:16,360 Speaker 1: think he attributed it to there's no sense of needing 2307 02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:18,880 Speaker 1: to um. He at treated that there's no sense of 2308 02:05:18,960 --> 02:05:22,640 Speaker 1: needing to get like the wood cut and the crop 2309 02:05:22,720 --> 02:05:27,400 Speaker 1: in right because the cold's coming. Yeah no, yeah, yeah, 2310 02:05:27,600 --> 02:05:30,760 Speaker 1: winter is not coming. I'll say. It's like, you know, 2311 02:05:30,920 --> 02:05:33,320 Speaker 1: he just cut though this cut would later now is 2312 02:05:33,960 --> 02:05:35,760 Speaker 1: not gonna be able to go anywhere because the snow 2313 02:05:35,920 --> 02:05:38,120 Speaker 1: life definitely does move at like a slower pace like 2314 02:05:38,240 --> 02:05:40,160 Speaker 1: legitimate layers, like I feel like a lot of rednecks 2315 02:05:40,200 --> 02:05:44,360 Speaker 1: lost Southern people, will you know, take half an hour 2316 02:05:44,440 --> 02:05:46,800 Speaker 1: or forty five minutes to say goodbye, to like leave 2317 02:05:46,840 --> 02:05:49,560 Speaker 1: a place. Show Man's like, well, better get out of here. 2318 02:05:49,760 --> 02:05:51,280 Speaker 1: You know, and then they stand up and they're like 2319 02:05:51,640 --> 02:05:55,080 Speaker 1: you talp the page lately, you know, just start a 2320 02:05:55,080 --> 02:05:57,120 Speaker 1: whole new thing, and then, you know, and then end 2321 02:05:57,200 --> 02:06:00,040 Speaker 1: up in the driveway standing by the truck having a 2322 02:06:00,080 --> 02:06:02,400 Speaker 1: whole separate conversation for ten fifth table minutes. Get in 2323 02:06:02,440 --> 02:06:05,080 Speaker 1: the truck, roll the window down to keep talking, you know, 2324 02:06:06,120 --> 02:06:08,400 Speaker 1: highly pull out on Yale on their way out the 2325 02:06:09,320 --> 02:06:11,960 Speaker 1: guns from Birmingham, Alabama. Whenever we try to leave your house, 2326 02:06:12,000 --> 02:06:14,360 Speaker 1: it'd be a three hour affairs off for us, four 2327 02:06:14,400 --> 02:06:16,840 Speaker 1: different dishes or something, and you know to take well, 2328 02:06:16,880 --> 02:06:21,440 Speaker 1: you're gonna drive up and blow away. There's Midwest comics 2329 02:06:21,560 --> 02:06:24,760 Speaker 1: that do best bits about the Midwest Goodbye, and it's 2330 02:06:25,000 --> 02:06:27,920 Speaker 1: very similar. Well stay right there, yeah, yeah, like start 2331 02:06:27,920 --> 02:06:29,840 Speaker 1: by putting your coat on, then stay at the door 2332 02:06:29,840 --> 02:06:31,920 Speaker 1: and have another beer, and then you have to stay 2333 02:06:32,000 --> 02:06:34,880 Speaker 1: longer because you gotta let that beer wear off, and yeah, 2334 02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:37,080 Speaker 1: so on, so on and so forth. Yeah, that's what 2335 02:06:37,080 --> 02:06:38,480 Speaker 1: I'm saying. It is, like I do think there's like 2336 02:06:38,520 --> 02:06:42,120 Speaker 1: a lot of cultural overlap really between the because also 2337 02:06:42,120 --> 02:06:44,200 Speaker 1: it's like that's all as far as like the coast 2338 02:06:44,320 --> 02:06:46,800 Speaker 1: coastal elites and all that stuff, you know, the Midwest. 2339 02:06:46,920 --> 02:06:50,200 Speaker 1: Also is that's flyover country? Do you know what I mean? Like, 2340 02:06:50,360 --> 02:06:53,520 Speaker 1: there's it's all the middle part of America that you know, 2341 02:06:53,560 --> 02:06:55,720 Speaker 1: the coast looks down their noses at or whatever, and 2342 02:06:55,760 --> 02:06:57,440 Speaker 1: there's just I don't know, there's a lot of I 2343 02:06:57,440 --> 02:06:59,600 Speaker 1: think there's a lot of common ground there or should be, 2344 02:07:00,160 --> 02:07:02,400 Speaker 1: but I think it's probably the Southerners who would hold 2345 02:07:02,440 --> 02:07:07,760 Speaker 1: it up because you know, the whole Yankee thing. No, yeah, 2346 02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:10,560 Speaker 1: all right, man, tell people how to find you pretty 2347 02:07:10,640 --> 02:07:12,440 Speaker 1: much just by name, which is spelled round because I'm 2348 02:07:12,440 --> 02:07:15,240 Speaker 1: white trash. It's a t r a E Crowder. How 2349 02:07:15,240 --> 02:07:17,360 Speaker 1: are they supposed to spell it t r e y generally? 2350 02:07:18,280 --> 02:07:22,400 Speaker 1: Oh tr a e r a E Crowder dot com 2351 02:07:22,960 --> 02:07:25,200 Speaker 1: or just that's how people can find your shows. That's 2352 02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:28,880 Speaker 1: find my shows and the special But any social media 2353 02:07:28,960 --> 02:07:31,720 Speaker 1: you use, it's also I'm also just Trey Crowder on there, 2354 02:07:31,760 --> 02:07:33,880 Speaker 1: except for Instagram because of some bitch scoped me. So 2355 02:07:33,920 --> 02:07:37,240 Speaker 1: I'm official Tray Crowder on Instagram. But the rest of 2356 02:07:37,280 --> 02:07:39,720 Speaker 1: them are just Trey Crowder, so pretty much just called 2357 02:07:40,040 --> 02:07:44,560 Speaker 1: scoped scoped. Yeah, I said scooped, scooped, Oh yeah, no, 2358 02:07:44,560 --> 02:07:47,400 Speaker 1: I know, I was asking you scooped you you know, 2359 02:07:47,480 --> 02:07:51,040 Speaker 1: like you know, like contact information online, you dex them 2360 02:07:51,120 --> 02:07:54,879 Speaker 1: docks docks. Yeah, yeah, docs. I thought I thought sculped 2361 02:07:54,960 --> 02:07:56,760 Speaker 1: was getting I mean, I kind of feel like that 2362 02:07:57,080 --> 02:08:00,600 Speaker 1: maybe works better. Really start having Well that's what it is. 2363 02:08:00,640 --> 02:08:03,360 Speaker 1: If he gets scooped, Like as a journal somebody beat 2364 02:08:03,400 --> 02:08:05,440 Speaker 1: you to the story or whatever, you get scooped. And 2365 02:08:05,560 --> 02:08:07,480 Speaker 1: that's I think why I said that. But I didn't 2366 02:08:07,480 --> 02:08:10,160 Speaker 1: even really think about it. But scoped, I like scoped better. 2367 02:08:10,360 --> 02:08:14,360 Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's act like that. I was called unawares right, Yeah, yeah, 2368 02:08:14,360 --> 02:08:19,560 Speaker 1: I didn't see it coming. Yeah, like even happened to Trump. 2369 02:08:19,600 --> 02:08:21,200 Speaker 1: You had to do the real Donald Trump because someone 2370 02:08:21,240 --> 02:08:24,800 Speaker 1: else picked up is yeah. Thing all right, man, Some 2371 02:08:24,840 --> 02:08:27,280 Speaker 1: people find you there if you're if you're if you're 2372 02:08:27,320 --> 02:08:29,880 Speaker 1: a big left and you'd like to laugh, we'll check 2373 02:08:29,920 --> 02:08:31,360 Speaker 1: them out. If you're a super right wing guy and 2374 02:08:31,360 --> 02:08:33,600 Speaker 1: you want to be all pissed off and laugh, check 2375 02:08:33,640 --> 02:08:36,240 Speaker 1: them out. Yeah, either way, were welcome either way. A 2376 02:08:36,280 --> 02:08:37,960 Speaker 1: lot of rightway people come to my shows because they 2377 02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:40,640 Speaker 1: get drugged there by their spouse or whatever. And usually 2378 02:08:41,160 --> 02:08:43,440 Speaker 1: usually at the end of the show they're like, I 2379 02:08:43,440 --> 02:08:45,480 Speaker 1: didn't agree with the damn word you said. But you 2380 02:08:45,520 --> 02:08:47,600 Speaker 1: are funny. Though I like to give you that, I 2381 02:08:47,640 --> 02:08:52,760 Speaker 1: think you'll dig as redneck. Anyway, Thank you guys for 2382 02:08:52,800 --> 02:08:55,680 Speaker 1: having me. This was great. Appreciate it man, good, Yeah, 2383 02:08:55,720 --> 02:09:10,120 Speaker 1: thanks for coming. All right, all on, see your gray 2384 02:09:11,320 --> 02:09:21,520 Speaker 1: shine like silver in the sun. Right on, all right, 2385 02:09:22,560 --> 02:09:29,760 Speaker 1: all alight on, sweetheart, we're done. Beat this damn horse 2386 02:09:29,880 --> 02:09:33,680 Speaker 1: to death to take it the new one and ride. 2387 02:09:37,120 --> 02:09:42,840 Speaker 1: We're done beat this damn horse today, so take your 2388 02:09:42,920 --> 02:09:44,960 Speaker 1: new one and ride on.