Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now joined by bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: On the road, but always time for Dan Patrick takes
Speaker 1: a gamble here at Lake Tahoe. I got Pa Ray,
Speaker 1: I've got Dylan who's trying to pass himself off as
Speaker 1: Benny Blanco, succeeding no, but people thinks that he's a
Speaker 1: celebrity golfer here and he wants to try to confuse
Speaker 1: people that he's Benny Blanco. We also have is Larry
Speaker 1: with us.
Speaker 3: I'm here Dan. How are you doing, buddy?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you know I mentioned your name on barstool? Did
Speaker 1: you hear about this?
Speaker 3: My daughter sent me the thing and I just thought
Speaker 3: it was something that Ray and you know you guys
Speaker 3: put together and the thing so I was in bed
Speaker 3: listening to it, just forgotten about it, and then I
Speaker 3: went to raise, and like six other guys came up
Speaker 3: and mentioned it. Yeah, you guys were out in Tahoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pardon my take. They had me on and I
Speaker 1: had mentioned the gambling podcast, so I talked about you
Speaker 1: and of course you're Bad Larry, and they immediately loved
Speaker 1: the name, and I told him get off the exit.
Speaker 1: As for Bad Larry, I brought up Shay and Irving
Speaker 1: as well, there, Shaye. Did you hear about this?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I got. I got a lot of text messages
Speaker 4: from a lot of dudes.
Speaker 3: I listened back.
Speaker 4: I want to listen back. You called me some random
Speaker 4: I think you called me a random called some random
Speaker 4: guy that talked about his wife in therapy. And I
Speaker 4: was like, damn nail of a head.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't I don't know how what's your bio say?
Speaker 4: I mean, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know. You're you're a big part of
Speaker 1: the show, but your friend. But then you're so many
Speaker 1: more things than that. You're multifaceted, the dichotomy of Shane Irving.
Speaker 5: And you are technically a random guy with a wife.
Speaker 4: I'm a random dudes who started calling in fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4: Lord have mercy. Look what happened?
Speaker 1: What did happen? Anything good happened after that first call
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. There's so many losses, Danny. They keep
Speaker 4: piling up. But today, Sarah toga day. So the wins
Speaker 4: are going to come.
Speaker 1: Well, you won four units last week, so you're at
Speaker 1: four and a half units. Bad Larry won one. You
Speaker 1: and Bad Larry tied at four and a half units.
Speaker 1: Dylan lost three units. He's minus eleven. Now, you guys
Speaker 1: got to start getting serious because the NFL is really
Speaker 1: close here.
Speaker 6: Then I am serious. I lost three units on the
Speaker 6: hot dog eating competition. That should be my fucking wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right. Oh I did mention Dylan that
Speaker 1: he's part of the nine nine nine club with nine
Speaker 1: nine beers, nine innings, nine dogs. All right, so you
Speaker 1: got to shout out there and pardon my tape.
Speaker 5: That'll take a random guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, last night, NBC, there are partners here, and
Speaker 1: one of the people in management goes, hey, one of
Speaker 1: your guys jumping in the lake tomorrow morning. I go, no, Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of your guys lost to bed. He's jumping in
Speaker 1: the lake. I go, I don't know anything about it. No,
Speaker 1: one of your guys, like four in the morning, he's
Speaker 1: jumping in the lake and I go, oh shit, I
Speaker 1: gotta find out. So I arrive and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, somebody says, uh, did you hear about Ray?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you drowned. That's a fair but that
Speaker 1: water is freezing cold.
Speaker 7: It's brutally, brutally cold.
Speaker 1: Okay, why were you what was the band?
Speaker 6: Well, so we went, there's this the mini golf bar
Speaker 6: in town here. Okay, they also have so they have
Speaker 6: mini golf and they also have mini golf shuffle board,
Speaker 6: so like with the golf ball, it's like up on
Speaker 6: like a table basically.
Speaker 5: So Gray and I went head to head.
Speaker 6: Loser had to go in the lake, and I hustled
Speaker 6: Ray because he beat me badly like two days before,
Speaker 6: and then I just cooked him yesterday.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you jumped in, take off all your clothes.
Speaker 8: Now, we kept the clothes on to be respectful to
Speaker 8: the course. Yeah, we had to be respect It's not.
Speaker 5: A fan was actually that was one of the stipulations.
Speaker 1: They said you had to be shirt on smart.
Speaker 8: We called him last night and we were going to
Speaker 8: go off the deck over there, and they said, for
Speaker 8: safety concerns, we're not going to let you do that.
Speaker 7: So we went off right at the eighteenth hole over there.
Speaker 5: Which is funny.
Speaker 6: They're like, you can drown on the eighteenth hole, but
Speaker 6: not by the clubhouse.
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you run that by me? So management
Speaker 1: at NBC doesn't think I'm clueless not knowing what's going
Speaker 1: on podcast.
Speaker 5: I think you're forcing your guys into the wall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, punishment, You're throwing them in the lake.
Speaker 1: I said, it's not Godfather too, they're not out on
Speaker 1: a boat.
Speaker 7: On second thought, you probably should have been my first
Speaker 7: thank you, thank.
Speaker 5: You, and that's a that's a learning experience though.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, bad Larry. By the way, I love
Speaker 1: my wife T shirt spotted at the beach crushing a
Speaker 1: beer and that that went social viral with our guys though.
Speaker 1: Very nice, very nice.
Speaker 3: This, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen the picture.
Speaker 3: No, I know, I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 1: About, do you? Why don't you clue Larry in Ray, Larry,
Speaker 1: I did tell you that there was a picture of you.
Speaker 3: But you were going in the lake.
Speaker 1: But you got to Larry, why don't you send him
Speaker 1: a picture.
Speaker 7: I'll send it to you right now.
Speaker 1: My god, it would have been better for that.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out where it was.
Speaker 6: Okay, Larry, when was the last time you wore and
Speaker 6: I love my wife T shirt?
Speaker 5: That might be a good good star that's daily.
Speaker 3: I went to that as an undershirt when I'm working. Guys,
Speaker 3: So I'm a little afraid of this picture.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, you got long shorts, you got bored shorts on,
Speaker 1: you got your hair looks your hair is a mess,
Speaker 1: and you're drinking a beer off the beach.
Speaker 5: That would be him at work, though, Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take a look at it and I'll
Speaker 3: respond in a second.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll you guys off.
Speaker 3: How do I look at this?
Speaker 2: It's a picture.
Speaker 7: I send it to you on text. How do you
Speaker 7: not know how to look at a picture.
Speaker 3: My son was playing volleyball and I, oh, geez, I
Speaker 3: took I took my lunch break to go watch him play.
Speaker 3: That's my lunch break. Lair got the T shirt, I
Speaker 3: took off the uniform, and somebody handed me a beer
Speaker 3: and I just had to kill it.
Speaker 1: Somebody handed me a beer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the old somebody.
Speaker 1: Handed me by the way after after Tahoe and that shirt.
Speaker 3: Says, by the way, there's other writing in between. I
Speaker 3: love my bofe when she lets me watch football. What
Speaker 3: the shirt says.
Speaker 5: I don't buy it, Larry, We've got pretty concrete evidence.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So after this, after this, Ray and Dylan
Speaker 1: are flying to Vegas and then Shay is flying to Vegas.
Speaker 1: A big shout out to Sammy P because Sammy p Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, gave the guys a future on Saquon Barkley
Speaker 1: is the offensive Player of the Year and gave you
Speaker 1: guys the ticket. But you have to go out there
Speaker 1: and you have to cash it, which to me always
Speaker 1: brings to mind gets Shorty the movie where they stash
Speaker 1: money in a locker at the airport and then the
Speaker 1: Feds are waiting for whoever shows up and opens up
Speaker 1: has the key. But yeah, I get it. Cash in
Speaker 1: your check, I know. But I shout out to Fountain
Speaker 1: Blue once again taking care of this and Sammy P
Speaker 1: who took care of the guys as well. Anything else
Speaker 1: that I need to mention, Yeah, before.
Speaker 4: What dat A couple things real quick, Ray, check your
Speaker 4: text messages and let me know if I'm allowed to
Speaker 4: be who got who transported the ticket from Connecticut to Rena?
Speaker 4: Who was in charge of that?
Speaker 1: Ray?
Speaker 7: I was in charge of that, Shay, So did you
Speaker 7: keep it?
Speaker 4: I mean I would be I guess I would. I
Speaker 4: wouldn't put it in my wallet. Where would I put
Speaker 4: I put in my passport? Probably? How did Dylan? Nobody
Speaker 4: goes supervision. I'm just curious.
Speaker 7: I confirmed I have it. I look at it every
Speaker 7: single morning.
Speaker 8: I put in in a big shipping box, and inside
Speaker 8: that is another vanilla folder, and then side that is
Speaker 8: like a mail folder.
Speaker 7: It's like a triple rap.
Speaker 1: How much is this ticket worth?
Speaker 7: Twenty two hundred bucks?
Speaker 1: Okay? Will you have any money left over when you
Speaker 1: leave Vegas?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not, or we'll have like quadrupled it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, putting it all in the pathway for one role?
Speaker 1: Well, are you really would you do that one role?
Speaker 1: You would for.
Speaker 5: The cinema, for the cinema of it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh, for my likelihood, I would do it, Okay, for both,
Speaker 1: So Ray, you're not. But look, if you're voting, there's
Speaker 1: three of you and majority rules.
Speaker 4: I would like you know how I feel about democracy?
Speaker 5: Of course, it's a Dictatorship.
Speaker 1: Yes, Dylan, you you would do one role for twenty
Speaker 1: two hundred.
Speaker 5: I think it would be electric.
Speaker 6: I feel like we might get more mileage out of
Speaker 6: it if we if we paced ourselves a little bit.
Speaker 5: Then I can't believe I'm saying that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but you're not gonna have No, you're not
Speaker 1: going to have that moment.
Speaker 5: Well we could have.
Speaker 6: How about we run it up even more and then dumplake,
Speaker 6: you know whatever?
Speaker 5: Two grand on.
Speaker 4: I already fell asleep. What was that? This is?
Speaker 1: This is all or nothing? What would you rather? I
Speaker 1: would rather that you guys.
Speaker 5: You want have to put in like an Ira or something.
Speaker 1: I know if you were my kids, then I would say,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna you're not going to go to Vegas.
Speaker 1: I mean you can cash and then you're coming home.
Speaker 1: That's boring though, I know. But you're not my kids,
Speaker 1: so I don't give a ship. So no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for content contents King twenty two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: one roll. Shay is doing the rolling.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you're allowed to film this.
Speaker 8: We wouldn't be allowed to film that twenty two hundred
Speaker 8: dollars spend.
Speaker 7: We probably you can't do that.
Speaker 5: They have to pony.
Speaker 4: Can we film that?
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.
Speaker 8: If we did it from like a virtual machine, you
Speaker 8: can probably Aford's hundred bucks.
Speaker 6: On the virtual crabs machine.
Speaker 7: Is it better content if we won that or lost it.
Speaker 1: Both? Yeah, that's both pretty good because if you win,
Speaker 1: then you got to do it again.
Speaker 5: At that point, is.
Speaker 3: No one one and done, one and done. If they
Speaker 3: do it again, they're coming home with no money one
Speaker 3: and done, guys, and or.
Speaker 1: We come home with so much money, or they don't
Speaker 1: come home at all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, at least at least backed up to our week af.
Speaker 1: Yeah, black a red one of them.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I would do, because if you do
Speaker 3: it on Crafts, you got to back up that bet.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't put it on the double zero Larry, So you're
Speaker 1: I do know you know Larry's not doing black.
Speaker 5: It would be d He's got to be read.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going black. I would say, black stirt, you're
Speaker 3: gonna put on a number thirty.
Speaker 8: Five, black number if you just told us not to
Speaker 8: lose all wanted to.
Speaker 1: Put it on one roulette number thirty five. Let me
Speaker 1: recap anybody do anything worthwhile.
Speaker 3: I think I won one in one in baseball. I
Speaker 3: guess I lost my golf. That's I don't even pay
Speaker 3: attention to them. I think I won every bed in
Speaker 3: the hot dog eating contest, Jewy Chesson was under right.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Nick whatever that guy's name spanked his wife Nick,
Speaker 3: Larry and bertotally or whatever his name is. He won
Speaker 3: without chestnut.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Berdiletti, yeah, Bertiletti. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: did right, Yeah, you did right.
Speaker 3: He said, I want one unit.
Speaker 1: Uh, okay, you lost to baseball, Larry.
Speaker 3: No, I went one on one in baseball.
Speaker 2: I had you.
Speaker 7: I had you losing against the wife. I saw Mickey
Speaker 7: Soto one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: She had like thirty hot dogs. He had like fifty.
Speaker 5: No, no one had. He didn't have fifty.
Speaker 7: Second place was like forty seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why why is there always a discreptancy? Every every week
Speaker 1: there's a score.
Speaker 3: Because he has because he guess that I lost both
Speaker 3: baseball games. Astros lost one, five to three, Dodgers won
Speaker 3: five to four.
Speaker 7: I have that one right.
Speaker 3: I was given one and a half run, so I
Speaker 3: went one on one in baseball. I won all Nick
Speaker 3: Wattley spank Mickey Soto. She had she was in the thirties.
Speaker 1: It's nick weary, okay, l Whatley. Okay, then we'll we'll
Speaker 1: try to correct that.
Speaker 3: I don't Shay, we don't care about this. We're waiting
Speaker 3: for football. Then you know that.
Speaker 1: I know that you sound like you do, Larry, but
Speaker 1: I I just want to make sure that we.
Speaker 3: Get I had. I just thought I had a big week,
Speaker 3: and I get one unit and try and figure out
Speaker 3: how that works.
Speaker 5: Okay, with two it a big week.
Speaker 3: No, but if if you gave me a loss, oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, make it a little better.
Speaker 1: I can't do this, Okay, Shay, anything you want to
Speaker 1: bring up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tennis, My tennis guy's the best. And I've been
Speaker 4: on a chair, Danny. Uh, I am a bit raat
Speaker 4: check your text messages okay, okay, yeah, I've been on
Speaker 4: a run, Danny. I'm ready for this week though.
Speaker 1: All right, So you have a tennis insider.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, he was a pro. He's nuts. He's
Speaker 4: got one of those dads he didn't talk to anymore
Speaker 4: because he was so mean to him growing up, like
Speaker 4: screaming at him and throwing shit at him.
Speaker 5: His tennis coach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you can't do that.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 8: Ye what ray to talk about a controversial topic?
Speaker 1: And I said, now, oh, Dylan, you want to recap anything?
Speaker 6: Not really, Dan, I lost all my no record broken
Speaker 6: in the hot dog contest. Uh he did not eat
Speaker 6: an odd number of dogs, which that's unfortunate. And then
Speaker 6: winner with that was not James Webb. I still have
Speaker 6: Carlos al KaAZ to win Wimbledon though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those aren't great odds though.
Speaker 5: Now plus one?
Speaker 1: All right, Bed, Larry, I'll.
Speaker 3: Go to you all right, under it in the Mets
Speaker 3: in the first game. These were sent in last night, Dan,
Speaker 3: just so now because I think that game started already,
Speaker 3: so legas all afternoon last night. These I sent these
Speaker 3: in last night late after a couple of libations at legates.
Speaker 3: So I went under the Mets in the first game.
Speaker 3: Whoever wins the first game, I want the other team
Speaker 3: in a second. Nobody wins doubleheaders anymore, they always split.
Speaker 3: So that's the one you bet on, but we don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know who I have yet. Depending on the
Speaker 3: outcome of the first Met game, then I want Seattle
Speaker 3: against the Yankees tonight over in the Seattle Yankee game,
Speaker 3: and I want Cleveland. I forget who they're playing is.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember they're playing.
Speaker 1: Then Top twenty they played the White Sons.
Speaker 3: That makes some sense sense in my situation last night,
Speaker 3: I hate the White Sox, so that's perfect. Then I
Speaker 3: want one unimon for Top twenties Sun jam and Xander
Speaker 3: shaw Field Softly whatever his name, whatever names. Okay, uh
Speaker 3: we have those written down. Uh shay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Danny, I got USA America over Alchaaz Friday. I
Speaker 4: don't care what the line is. Give me two units
Speaker 4: there because I'm a Patriot.
Speaker 1: And then Taylor Fritz against Taylor Fritz against Christy Yeah,
Speaker 1: plus four hundred mango, don't call it.
Speaker 4: A comeback, Danny, two units there, I'm serious. And then
Speaker 4: Cubbies laying one.
Speaker 1: Ten, Well, would you hit people the way that enforcer
Speaker 1: did on the golf course and just say bango, Danny.
Speaker 4: It's called yotas called this is a real thing. It's
Speaker 4: called Alabama ass women. So when you're beating somebody's ass,
Speaker 4: you tell them what a piece of shit they are
Speaker 4: at what you're going to do to them next. So
Speaker 4: you get to thank you have sound Do you have
Speaker 4: sound effects? As well, because he had Yeah, he had
Speaker 4: his own sound effects. I loved it. That guy's right.
Speaker 6: The uh the fact that like after getting tossed into
Speaker 6: the pond, he came back for seconds.
Speaker 5: But brother, he lost.
Speaker 1: I gotta give him credit. I got it.
Speaker 4: And then you got bat blues.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Bud, okay.
Speaker 4: So baseball, Yeah, Kobe's laying one ten. I got to
Speaker 4: I'm with Larry on the Yankees Seattle over and I
Speaker 4: hit this yesterday. What's it at now? Right?
Speaker 1: Nine?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'll take you over there as plus the
Speaker 4: one forty five a Texas okay, whatever, fine and Texas
Speaker 4: minus one twenty?
Speaker 5: Is that the right?
Speaker 4: And then Danny Sarah token time. Are you ready? You're
Speaker 4: ready to win some money?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right? Race one six of the Live Dog seven
Speaker 4: win it, but box this seven six four, Race two
Speaker 4: box the three four seven seven wins again. But three
Speaker 4: is a live Dog.
Speaker 1: If you want to get weird, let's do it, Danny,
Speaker 1: all right? Uh that brings us to Dylan. Anybody betting
Speaker 1: on the golf out here in Tomahoe?
Speaker 5: Damn right? I am Dan?
Speaker 6: Okay, there's actually yeah, they've priced this up nicely.
Speaker 5: It's also just funny to look at the sheet.
Speaker 6: But I got a Tony Romo to win at plus
Speaker 6: four fifty.
Speaker 5: Okay, wow, he's got good odds.
Speaker 6: And then my dark horse one of them, Michael Paimia.
Speaker 5: Acclaimed actor to win plus ten thousand.
Speaker 1: I think he's an actor. Yeah, not a golfer, not
Speaker 1: an acclaimed actor.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 5: Great character actor. Okay, all right, yeh, that's summer claim.
Speaker 5: Moderately acclaimed actor.
Speaker 1: Remember Michael Painia came into the New York studio. PR
Speaker 1: person said he's a huge fan of the show. He
Speaker 1: comes in and he looks at the dan Eds and
Speaker 1: he goes, who are these guys? I go, I'm in
Speaker 1: trouble here. Yeah, I mean a nice guy. But you know,
Speaker 1: the PR person they just say that stuff they like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they've been known to lie, like he's a huge fan
Speaker 1: of the dan Nets. He comes in, Yeah, who are you?
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of the dan Nets. I'm Dan Okay,
Speaker 1: any other any other bents?
Speaker 6: He actually I saw him on the range that Dan
Speaker 6: clean swing. You wouldn't expect that of him, but he does.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 6: Probably Charles bart So the only prop they really had
Speaker 6: listed was is Charles Barkley and it's him that finished
Speaker 6: top sixty five.
Speaker 5: That's plus one forty.
Speaker 1: He did it last year and there's ninety golfers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he went finished like sixty first last
Speaker 6: year or something like that.
Speaker 5: And then ray Allen Dan We've been studying his short
Speaker 5: game around here a lot. Yeah, he's plus eighty five
Speaker 5: hundred to win.
Speaker 6: But if he hits it only in the bunkers every hole,
Speaker 6: I think he might be all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, golly, we were watching him practice. He's like, damn
Speaker 1: he gets out of the bunkers anything else still, Yeah.
Speaker 6: I got one Wimbledon bet the Joker over Cinner tomorrow
Speaker 6: plus one sixty.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think we've done done enough here.
Speaker 5: He's tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's an early day.
Speaker 1: And very very early. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Great couple of shows. By the way, Danny, it's been
Speaker 4: a radio gold well.
Speaker 1: Thank you. The pictures are pretty too.
Speaker 4: I don't you know me. I don't like I don't
Speaker 4: like watching you don't no, I'm an audio file the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you like you like hearing the voice
Speaker 1: something file?
Speaker 4: Dude. I remember the first time I turned it on, Danny,
Speaker 4: and I saw what like the DNS looked like I
Speaker 4: was so mad. Why but MG Loven looked exactly like
Speaker 4: how he sounded.
Speaker 5: That was the one that is true.
Speaker 4: But you know, in your mind, you have this idea
Speaker 4: of what I see. But I then I saw Fritzy
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh no. And then I saw Paul.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn mate.
Speaker 1: But anybody betting on a celebrity family feud tonight, consult
Speaker 1: your local listing, your local bookies. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're taking action on We were told that we're
Speaker 1: not allowed to say anything about the results. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's because of the sports books might be
Speaker 1: getting deluged. Ray Is there a betting line on celebrity
Speaker 1: family feud tonight?
Speaker 7: I don't see one, right, I did look the other day.
Speaker 5: I couldn't find one.
Speaker 6: But if you go to the deep dark recesses of
Speaker 6: the Internet and all of a sudden, they're like big
Speaker 6: money just came in on the rich eyesand shown family feud.
Speaker 1: We got to take this thing of Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm not not gonna tell you anything other than we
Speaker 1: we won in content.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's and that's the real prize.
Speaker 1: Yes, I said, even if we don't win. Let's win
Speaker 1: the content game. And we did. We won the content handily,
Speaker 1: Yes we did. Uh that'll that'll do. Another episode of
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick Takes to Gamble.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 1: I am in Tahoe and not gambling a penny.
Speaker 5: Does it feel good?
Speaker 1: I walk right by all of those machines, all of
Speaker 1: those people, and it feels great, all.
Speaker 6: Those brilliant citizen setting that slat machine in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel I feel sad for people.
Speaker 4: No, here we go, here we go weaponized depathy everybody
Speaker 4: here it is.
Speaker 1: I feel sorry for them.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's better than a gamblers. Don't you
Speaker 4: forget it?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm not. I just know that feeling,
Speaker 1: and so I feel sad for people that I can
Speaker 1: relate to you.
Speaker 6: But Dan, you've never been sitting there tugging on the
Speaker 6: same slot machine six.
Speaker 5: Hours later, I have not.
Speaker 1: I haven't peed my pants because I don't want to
Speaker 1: get up because.
Speaker 5: If someone takes my slat machine.
Speaker 4: I'm on.
Speaker 1: I okay. I sat next to a guy who had
Speaker 1: a catheter.
Speaker 5: I keep like a voluntary one.
Speaker 1: Yes, he didn't. He didn't get up.
Speaker 5: That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: He didn't get up, and he had show. I didn't
Speaker 1: I know I didn't know him, but I said he
Speaker 1: had like six drinks. I said, you never get up,
Speaker 1: and he goes, don't need to.
Speaker 5: I got my pits back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all right, got it? He was able to
Speaker 1: just sit there.
Speaker 6: See I think I think I would never do that
Speaker 6: willingly get it, Cather, that's like a fear of mine.
Speaker 1: Well for another day. Thanks for joining us, and Dan
Speaker 1: Patrick takes a gam but for bad Larry, who's on
Speaker 1: apparently his lunch break and.
Speaker 3: Day Tuesday and Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Come on, oh my bad, that's why you don't my bad,
Speaker 1: so bad Larry Shay and Irving Dylan. The graphics guy
Speaker 1: Marvin is here as well, and Pa Ray, we've hopefully
Speaker 1: entertained you. Thanks for joining us. Until the next time,
Speaker 1: take care,