WEBVTT - #354: Or is it 6...7? Six Seven? 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:07.080 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:11.559 Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot Up, dot Up. They making noise, 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:15.520 dot up, start up up, dot Up. 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:21.320 Episode three fifty four. This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:26.920 Hello David Brody, Hello Scary Jones. How are you? Oh, 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:30.920 I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great, Brody. I'm full of energy. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.040 I'm full of life. You know why is it because 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:36.040 you've been eating all these apples? No, no, the apples. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:39.000 I've given up on the apples. I've been going to 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:40.479 the giff. You don't know what we're talking. You don't 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:42.160 know what we're talking about. We gotta listen to Slice 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:45.040 Time from yesterday. We're doing back to back this week. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.160 Go to listen to Slice Time from the other from 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:50.839 the other day. I got yes, I'm sorry it is 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:53.159 two days. Yeah, I forgot. Hey, you know what? You 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.600 know what though? Yeah? This Slice Time had a lot 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:58.960 of Brooklyn Boys content in it. Yeah, you and I 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:02.240 can't talked a lot. We did more so than we 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.759 normally like, we went off on like topics. So even 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.240 if you're not a fan of Slice Time, listen to it. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.279 Because listen to episod for episode three fifty three because 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.399 we definitely went off. We talked about things that we're 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.679 not gonna bring up here because they're over. But you're 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:20.720 just gonna let me gloss over the fact that I 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:21.240 said that. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.399 I said, the reason why I have energy is because 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.880 I've been going to the gym. No, by the way, 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.240 the reason is because is redundant. No, I'm gonna I'm 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.640 not gonna gloss over it. I thought you were gonna 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.479 say because of the apples you're reading. No, you went 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:37.520 to the gym. Yeah, I went to the gym starting 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:44.440 last Wednesday. So I went Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Wow, weekend off. 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:54.040 Then I went Monday, Tuesday, yesterday, and today. Now how 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:55.920 many days in a row? Weekdays in a row? Is that? 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.680 And I wasn't counting. It's like, okay, it's like seven. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:03.720 So and I may go tomorrow too. Wow. Now what 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.120 are you doing when you're there? Just like eating a 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.320 trink of a s What are you doing? Bro? 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.440 I'm putting in work, man, I'm throwing metal around. I'm 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:16.160 throwing just it's crazy. It's I gotta tell you, Kansas Soda, 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.679 what kind of metal you're throwing metal? You don't throw metal? Yeah, 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:22.200 it's like you know, pushing fucking weights around and shit. Yeah, man, 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.000 well they hired you to clean up. What are you 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:24.440 doing there? 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:28.760 Listen, there's a say And I talked about this on 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.120 the big show of Elvis duran The Elvis Durant Show, 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:35.400 and I know that we well, it got corrected. But 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.440 I had said that it takes twenty four times to 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:42.160 do something to form a habit. It's actually twenty one 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:46.880 times twenty one days. So I said twenty four days, 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.440 but it's three weeks even so if you do something 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:53.400 twenty one times, and several listeners backed me up on 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:57.480 that that was the case. So it's been written. I 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.680 don't know how you prove it, but it's been written 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:03.799 that if you do something for twenty one times, it'll 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:07.080 become a habit whatever, whatever that thing is. Well, but 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.760 what if I play frisbee twenty one times over the 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.200 course of five years? No, no, no'd be like a time. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.440 I would say, twenty twenty one days in a row. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.799 If you play frisbee twenty one days in a row. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.320 So what I'm trying to say is if I can 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.200 get to twenty one, the weekend screwed me up. But 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:27.600 if I can get twenty one gym sessions in a row. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.560 Is the gym not open on the weekends, No, it is, 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:35.720 But I was closed for business. I had appearances. I remember, 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.520 I was. I was busy this weekend. I had stuff 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.680 to do. Yeah, yeah, stuff did very important you, No, 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.160 I was. I worked a Tunnel to Towers event in Wayne, 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:44.600 New Jersey. I went out to the Ice fallt Arena 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:48.800 where I where I put did some charity work. I 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.520 announced all the legends that were in the house. I 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.040 didn't even talk about that and even promoted it. Nothing. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.040 I just went for the slices. If you don't know 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:59.200 what Tunnel to Towers is, It's an incredible foundation that 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:04.480 raises money. Were victims of nine to eleven and their families, firefighters, 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.280 police officers, at first responders, And can I tell a 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:09.840 story about Steven Stiller? 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:13.560 Is Steven Sills and his dad is Frank Stiller? Started 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:17.159 they started the organization Tunnel to Towers? Correct, correct, correct 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:21.000 me if I'm wrong. But Steven Siller was outside in Brooklyn, 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.120 outside what used to be called the Battery Tunnel, I 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.400 don't care what it's called now, and he saw the 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:28.440 plane hit the building, hit one of the twin towers 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:32.400 and because of traffic, he couldn't drive into the city 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:36.240 to help, so he ran. He's a firefighter, tunnel firefighter 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.880 with his equipment because he's on his way to work. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:42.680 Sixty pounds of equipment on his back. Yeah, he ran 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:48.320 through the tunnel to the twin towers to rescue people. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:53.880 And like three hundred and forty seven or so other firefighters. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.760 Don't need to correct me on the number, but it's 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.880 close and many that died afterwards. He did not make 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.840 it out alive. No, and in his and honor, this 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.080 organization raises money. They do a tower, a tunnel to 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:07.920 towers run Uh. They also have a run up the 0:05:07.960 --> 0:05:10.800 World Trade Tower, the existing one which is World Trade 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.679 Tower One. People run up that tower to raise money. 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:15.080 I think for a while they were running up the 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.520 Empire of State building until the tower was built to 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.960 raise money. So it's a great cause. Not a sponsor that. 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:24.800 It's a great and if they'd like to sponsor, it's 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:28.200 an amazing cause. Lots of celebrities, especially New York celebrities, 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:32.000 have gotten involved, but it's uh, we are amazing partners 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.159 with them on The Big Show always tells a story 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:37.120 every morning about where the money goes and families that 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:42.800 has helped and some heroes to be remembered, and it's 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:46.680 it's twenty four years later. Yeah, and I get I 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.200 get choked up telling this. I can't like, it's just 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:53.480 so so uh yeah. So they had an event on 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.200 on Saturday, and I volunteered my time and I went 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.599 out there. They had a hockey tournament and it was 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:06.280 it was like a twelve game, single elimination uh thing. 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:08.760 And it was round right right, and it was between 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:12.600 New York City NYPD versus FT and why United States 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:16.800 Secret Service, Long Island Police got in the New Jersey 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:20.680 State Troopers, like all the question police and fire and 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:23.680 and and all the all the support staff. They all 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:28.160 played in the games. And they had legends as well 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:31.480 that came out on the ice and asked athletes. Yeah, 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:35.719 here's my question the Secret Service team. Yeah, how do 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:41.160 you know they're there? If they're really good at that's great. Yeah. Yeah, 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:44.120 So anyway, I announced all the players. It was cool. 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.559 It was it was a very touching Saturday, very nice, 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.120 very nice. So that's why I didn't go to the 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:48.799 gym Saturday. 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:52.400 Brody, that's fine. Now you're trying to if you like. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:53.720 By the way, if you like to, if you'd like 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:57.440 to donate, go to tunnels talk to ye sorry, go 0:06:57.560 --> 0:07:02.159 to T two t dot org. That's t the number 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:09.040 two t dot org. You donate there, yes, correct, and 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:11.000 uh oh yeah, that'll be great that the little public 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:14.640 services that in there. Back to the normal Brooklyn boys 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:19.120 bullshit before we get all sentimental and and uh and serious. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.960 I we we talked about AI recently. We talked about 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:24.800 AI a lot on the show, and last week we 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:29.960 talked about the AI uh not sorry, the the the 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.600 little delivery robots that are all over Jersey City. Yeah, 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:39.360 and so I called a company yesterday and I got 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.720 I didn't record it because I was driving, I was 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:43.880 going through my cast speaker and I didn't I didn't 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:45.840 have a chance to record it. But I called a 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.360 company and it was an a. Hi, this is Ai 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.240 Janet or whatever her name was. I don't know what 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:52.880 her name was, something like that. And so I'm gonna 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.040 be helping you today. What can I help you with? 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.280 You know, I can help you with this and that. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.560 The other thing very well spoken, you know, like it sounds, 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.680 but she said, you know, it's definitely AI, you know, 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.600 just tell me what your what your concerned is. I said, 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.520 I'd like to speak to a human being, a representative. Well, 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:09.040 why don't you tell me exactly? And so I said, well, 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:12.600 I'm calling about let's say, ham and cheese and ketchup. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:14.200 And she's like, oh, so you're calling about ham and 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.560 cheese and ketchup. All right, Well I can absolutely help 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:18.080 you with ham and cheese and ketchup. Why don't you 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.600 give me some more details. I was having a conversation 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.120 with her politely, but also I wanted to get rude 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.440 with her because I'm like, listen, I'm sure you're very helpful, 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.240 but I really like to speak to a human being. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.800 I totally understand that AI can be helpful, but certainly 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.400 it's nothing like a real person. And she's like unbelievable. 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.520 And I'm like, oh my god, someone lost their job. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:37.520 Who could have been annoying me, and now this AI 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:40.240 person is annoying me and instead of a real person. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.360 But I felt the need to be polite to them, 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:47.000 of course, because they don't mean they're just a computer. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.800 I mean, they don't. You can't get angry at a computer. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:54.000 I mean you can David Brody can get get angry anybody. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.080 My point is it won't have any impact. It's not 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:58.480 the AI is going to go, hey, I'm really so hey, 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:02.000 don't hey be careful. I'm so sorry. So I had 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:05.760 to weasel my way past the AI date keeper to 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:07.839 get to a human being. But it was a very 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.080 weird because normally it's like, you know, when you call Verizon, 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.280 the cell phone company, if you'd like us to send 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:14.960 a text message. Would you like us to send a 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:17.280 text message? Yeah, okay, we will not say but it 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.280 doesn't really talk to you. It just has phrases, it says. 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:23.920 This was like a real communication thing. It was kind 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:25.960 of it was kind of freaky because I was like, 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:27.880 I don't want to talk to you. I think if 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:30.240 you talk to me, you would really appreciate. You'll find 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.640 that I'm very helpful. I kind of I couldn't, like 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.640 I cannot tell a lie there David Brody after the 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.440 Slice time from this week, when we started talking about 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:45.640 school lunches, Oh, I was inspired. Today I picked up 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:50.760 man witch a small child. No, we could we talk 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:53.240 about sloppy Joe's and all the all the things that 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:53.760 you would. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.760 Find in a school cafeteria that we loved so much, 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:56.920 that French bread pizza. 0:09:57.880 --> 0:09:59.599 So yeah, French all French bred pizza. But here's the 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:02.840 problem with man Wich. It's not the same taste as 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:06.000 the school so and I in my head, I can 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.880 taste the sloppy Joe's we got in junior high school 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.079 and high school in New York. So can I have googled. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:15.199 I've googled the recipe. I've googled anyone who like on 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.120 a Reddit column, anyone who's like looking for it. I 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:21.840 can't find anyone that can. I've called schools who don't 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.120 have the recipe. They don't serve it anymore. I can't 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:27.120 get the recipe. Well, our childhood slope I remember, yes, 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:30.400 so Man which is not the sauces off. But I 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.840 will say this, I do think that we were eating 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:37.880 such ground chuck garbage. I really think that's what made 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.520 it great is the fatty, the fattiness of the of 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:45.920 the ground beef and the grease, the greasy ground beef. 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.800 It had to be. It had to be like sixty 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:54.040 five percent, not lean, not not eighty five or ninety 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.400 and and I do think that that added to that 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:01.480 added to the flavor of the sloppy Joe. We'll never 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.679 get that taste back again. Yeah, slices. If you want 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.959 to leave us a talk back, what's the one thing 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.480 from your childhood you can't find? You can't you can't 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.040 recreate it. Maybe from schools, but for us it was 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:14.360 sloppy Joe. And again, if you're in New Jersey, a 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:18.000 sloppy Joe is like turkey and coleslaugh. We're talking about 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:21.840 chopped meat with like a tomato paste, sauce with sauce. 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:27.040 No classic sloppy Joe is that? So? I bought the 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:28.720 man which I don't know how it's gonna come out. 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.960 I didn't. I looked. I looked at it him like, yeah, 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.000 this is not right. Wait a minute. When you were 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:34.959 in Palm Springs with your friend Brian, didn't you two 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:40.960 guys make a man witch together? We sure did, Brody, 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.280 you did anyway. I looked at the can, I opened 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:45.880 it up, I smelled it. My god, I don't know, 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:53.760 but are we talking about Brian talking about Brian's Can 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:57.880 the Boys podcast? We will be right back. I realized 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.319 the error of my ways after I said it. I'm like, oh, 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.640 I'm talking in double on top drop about Brian and 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.840 the can is that he's toilet Brian because it falls 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:07.080 asleep on the toilet. Right. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:13.480 No, okay, so are you subscribing to this bullshit that 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:18.240 you can tell how how big, how big someone's dick 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.839 is by how how by going to pump springs with them, 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:26.720 how big they smile? Everyone says that there's a way 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.560 to tell how how big your appendage is. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:30.760 And then you know, the the. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:34.400 Huge old thing is the shoe size or measure from 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.040 your on your your the top of your index finger 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:41.079 to the bottom of your palm or you you hold 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:42.600 your thumb out and your forefinger. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.360 But there's like seventeen different ways. Well, the latest one 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.760 is an old there's an old Jewish tale about how 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:50.880 long penis. Yeah, what's that? You you take it out 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:54.720 and you measure it. Heio. Well, the latest one is 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:59.000 it's called it's called a hung smile. Let me so 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:02.320 it's called the hum smile. So that that meaning you 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:06.160 have some kind of a huh like yeah, like you 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.320 have this confident smile about you. And if you have 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:14.880 that smile, like this flirty kind of smile, that means 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:18.360 you have like that big that that BD that and 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:23.720 the energy, right, the big energy. So anyway, so how 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:30.400 would you describe every picture I've ever taken? You smirk, yes, 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:35.400 you know, smile in pictures you sit there, the lifeless. Yeah, 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:38.040 there you go. All right, Well that's all you need 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.520 to know. So I guess it is true. Then well, 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:45.440 I definitely I'm not smiling like the joker. Let's just 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:47.040 put it that way. I don't have like a like 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:49.000 a joker that's a menacing smile. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:54.199 This is more of a confident, like kind of flirty smile. Apparently, 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:58.360 guys that give off that kind of smile, even unbeknownst 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.360 to them they didn't even realize they're doing it, is 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.040 a signal for women to pick up on. 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.640 I don't know, these are the things that are Maybe 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.760 maybe their pants are so tight that it forces them 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:13.200 to smile from the uncomfortableness, like ah, like, oh my 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:20.640 pants tight. Certain guys celebrities have that that look you okay, 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.760 they're proty. I'm trying to think of what celebrities you're 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.800 talking about. No, there's a few of them out there. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:32.440 They say, Pete Davidson has the smile he's I would uh, 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:36.000 I would say Pete Davidson has to have a big penis. Oh, 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.160 he has, based on the fact, based on the fact 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.080 that up until recently he was a complete train wreck, 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:43.440 but he was still getting like he had the confidence 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:48.760 to date famous beautiful women. And Pete's very talented and 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.040 he's funny. I'm not saying that, but you know, he 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:52.800 came with a lot of baggage back in the day, 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:56.240 and I think people overlook that baggage because he had 0:14:56.280 --> 0:15:00.640 a trunk next to the baggage. All right, Oh, speaking 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:04.080 of which, I got a joke involving a trunk. Would 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.920 you like to hear it? I would like I told 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:08.640 you only had a couple of jokes that I've ever 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.960 told since I'm a kid, and I told the one 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:15.560 about the bulls balls a couple episodes ago. So this 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:20.840 family goes to uh. When I was originally told to me, 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.600 it was a family of a certain ethnicity, but I'm 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.720 not going to use that now. Just whatever ethnicity you'd 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:30.120 like the family to be. Anyway, it's a mother and 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:34.320 father and and their son go to the circus and 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.720 the father says, I'm gonna go get some food for everybody. 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.080 I know what you guys want. I'll be back in 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:44.640 a few minutes and he leaves, and you know, you know, 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.040 the elephants is circling around and doing tricks. And the 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.760 little boy says to the mother, he's like six or seven? 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:55.840 Five six years old? Is he six or seven? Okay, 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.800 hold on, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. Okay, 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.600 we're gonna get to that, because that's on my list 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:02.400 to talk about. There's a there's a it's on my 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:06.760 list today problem. Okay, all right, all right. So the 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:11.920 little boy says to his I'm sorry, it's a little girl, 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:13.840 the little girl. That's a boy. It's a boy. The 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.320 boy says to his mother, ma, what's that long thing 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:19.880 on the elephant, And the mother says, oh, that's his trunk, son, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.960 that's the elephant's trunk. And a little boy goes, no, no, no, no, no, 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:26.480 the long thing in the in the back. And she goes, oh, oh, 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:30.400 that's his tail, that's his tail. Just no, no, mommy, 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.880 the thing in the back underneath, the thing hanging down, 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:36.360 what is that? Just oh, that's nothing, that's nothing. So 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.480 the boy kind of gets frustrated and his mother's not 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.000 going to tell him what it is, and so the 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.280 father comes back with the food, and the mother says, oh, 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:44.680 glad you brought the food. I don't want to leave 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.200 him alone. I got to go to the bathroom of 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:49.960 bread back. So she leaves and the little boy says, Dad, 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.040 can you help me? What's the long thing on the 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:57.000 elephant called? And he says, Oh, that's that's his trunk, son, 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:59.720 the elephants trunk? No, Dad, the thing in the back? 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:04.360 What that, son? That's his tail? Dad? No, the thing 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:07.440 the long thing underneath? What is that? Oh, that's his dick, son, 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.920 And he says to his father, Oh, that's his dick. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.439 Mom said that was nothing, and the man says to 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:26.200 his son, son, I spoil that woman. Hi. Oh yeah, oh, 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:29.560 now in public he grabs his crotch. You know I 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:32.720 would rab my crotch, son, I spoil that woman. So 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:35.280 that's the joke. He said it was nothing, and he 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.879 said that's cute. That's cute. Now, I guess he had 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:39.720 a big smile. Based on your back to six. 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:42.439 Seven with all the kids, I put it on my story, 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:43.960 by the way, because it's annoying me. 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:46.560 It's been annoying me for a while. Now we're all right, 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:49.840 kids school, it looks like they're juggling something and they 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:52.760 say six seven six seven. All it means, no, no, no, 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:58.600 it's it's six seven seven. They had seven. Why why 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:01.359 are people doing this? It started with a kid at 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:06.600 a basketball game, not exactly. So look, first of all, 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:08.680 it's been in the news a lot the last couple 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.720 of weeks because some schools are outlawing it. They are 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:15.480 forbidding real students from saying it. And what if it 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:20.080 doesn't have any negative connotation to it? Hold on. Some 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:23.719 teachers have realized that if they play into it and 0:18:23.880 --> 0:18:26.359 say it, the kids will think it's no longer cool 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:31.320 because now adults are saying it. Right. Okay, look I 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.600 looked up and I can explain where it comes from. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:39.320 But it's a song by Scrilla. He's a rapper and 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:42.760 in the song he says, write the lyrics are six seven. 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:47.240 But then again, you can google it. You don't have 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:48.800 to correct me. I do. I don't care that much. 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:53.080 But there was a video of an influential basketball player 0:18:53.480 --> 0:18:56.879 asked his teammate in college or whatever, Hey, what do 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:58.439 you think of that? Do Starbucks drink? And he was, 0:18:58.480 --> 0:19:01.040 I don't know, it's maybe a six, and they started 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:03.480 doing like he said doing videos, and then and then 0:19:03.520 --> 0:19:05.479 and then Alonso Ball, one of the ball kids who 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:08.640 plays basketball is six foot seven, right, played the song 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.960 before all this, and before the Scrilla song. There was 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:15.000 a kid at a game, at a game again and 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:16.600 he didn't know what to say it to the camera, 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:20.560 so he just goes six seven. So apparently Scrilla took 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.240 it off the kid somehow, because the kid went viral. 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:26.679 That kid went viral. Yes, the kid, the kid, he 0:19:26.760 --> 0:19:30.280 was a broccoli head, a broccoli head kid who broccoli. 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:35.680 He became a meme. And right, here's the point of it. 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:40.760 It's meaningless. It doesn't mean anything. Say it right, people 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.200 say it. The kids say it because it's the cool 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:45.440 thing to say. So if your teacher says, like, hey, 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:48.959 turn to page sixty seven, ah six seven, they and 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:51.400 like they write, it's almost they get there. 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:54.560 And it's almost like they're really they it's like their 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:55.560 own little cool thing. 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.040 It's like we know what we're doing, but they don't. 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:00.560 We know, and if you know, you know, but they 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:00.959 don't know. 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:03.560 So we're just gonna like, like, for instance, someone was 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.080 being in these kids are being interviewed by some adult 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:09.520 and on on Instagram, and the answer was I don't know, 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:12.359 six seven, and then they looked at each other like 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:14.280 we just got over on him. 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:19.520 No stupidity, Yeah, but that's what it is. So again, 0:20:19.640 --> 0:20:22.800 some teachers are like deliberately saying turn the page six seven, 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:27.439 or like they'll say it's six or seven minutes before lunchtime, 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:30.960 like they're they're working it in to desensitize the kids, 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:34.200 where it's like, well, missus mcgillicutt's saying, it's not cool anymore. 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:35.720 That's the by the way, that is the best way 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:37.320 to deal with it, not to outlaw it. 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:39.520 If you out if you say, you can't do that 0:20:39.520 --> 0:20:40.840 anymore than they're gonna do it. I want to do 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:44.880 it more, right, right, stupidity, right, So some schools have 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:50.960 outlawed saying it numbers numbers, So that's stupid. I want 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:54.600 to know who these schools are. So a lot of 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:57.840 uh gen xers and gen zs are like writing articles 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:01.320 now and newspapers and magazines over the philosophy behind it 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:03.360 and what we used to say when we were kids 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.640 that was stupid and annoying. You know, didn't mean we 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:06.960 oh we had a. 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:11.000 Few scope scope. We used to just say scope we 0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:13.080 used to put our hands on our dick. 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:15.800 So scoped, you didn't do that. I don't know what 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.240 that means. Okay, it was it was after your time? 0:21:18.960 --> 0:21:21.879 Well what about? What about? 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:27.800 We did some other things too, like foolishness. 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:29.119 Or whatever the case. It's their foolishness. And the more 0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:31.560