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Speaker 2: Episode three fifty four. This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: Hello David Brody, Hello Scary Jones. How are you? Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm feeling great. I'm feeling great, Brody. I'm full of energy.
Speaker 3: I'm full of life. You know why is it because
Speaker 3: you've been eating all these apples? No, no, the apples.
Speaker 3: I've given up on the apples. I've been going to
Speaker 3: the giff. You don't know what we're talking. You don't
Speaker 3: know what we're talking about. We gotta listen to Slice
Speaker 3: Time from yesterday. We're doing back to back this week.
Speaker 3: Go to listen to Slice Time from the other from
Speaker 3: the other day. I got yes, I'm sorry it is
Speaker 3: two days. Yeah, I forgot. Hey, you know what? You
Speaker 3: know what though? Yeah? This Slice Time had a lot
Speaker 3: of Brooklyn Boys content in it. Yeah, you and I
Speaker 3: can't talked a lot. We did more so than we
Speaker 3: normally like, we went off on like topics. So even
Speaker 3: if you're not a fan of Slice Time, listen to it.
Speaker 2: Because listen to episod for episode three fifty three because
Speaker 2: we definitely went off. We talked about things that we're
Speaker 2: not gonna bring up here because they're over. But you're
Speaker 2: just gonna let me gloss over the fact that I
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 3: I said, the reason why I have energy is because
Speaker 3: I've been going to the gym. No, by the way,
Speaker 3: the reason is because is redundant. No, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna gloss over it. I thought you were gonna
Speaker 3: say because of the apples you're reading. No, you went
Speaker 3: to the gym. Yeah, I went to the gym starting
Speaker 3: last Wednesday. So I went Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Wow, weekend off.
Speaker 3: Then I went Monday, Tuesday, yesterday, and today. Now how
Speaker 3: many days in a row? Weekdays in a row? Is that?
Speaker 3: And I wasn't counting. It's like, okay, it's like seven.
Speaker 3: So and I may go tomorrow too. Wow. Now what
Speaker 3: are you doing when you're there? Just like eating a
Speaker 3: trink of a s What are you doing? Bro?
Speaker 2: I'm putting in work, man, I'm throwing metal around. I'm
Speaker 2: throwing just it's crazy. It's I gotta tell you, Kansas Soda,
Speaker 2: what kind of metal you're throwing metal? You don't throw metal? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like you know, pushing fucking weights around and shit. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: well they hired you to clean up. What are you
Speaker 2: doing there?
Speaker 3: Listen, there's a say And I talked about this on
Speaker 3: the big show of Elvis duran The Elvis Durant Show,
Speaker 3: and I know that we well, it got corrected. But
Speaker 3: I had said that it takes twenty four times to
Speaker 3: do something to form a habit. It's actually twenty one
Speaker 3: times twenty one days. So I said twenty four days,
Speaker 3: but it's three weeks even so if you do something
Speaker 3: twenty one times, and several listeners backed me up on
Speaker 3: that that was the case. So it's been written. I
Speaker 3: don't know how you prove it, but it's been written
Speaker 3: that if you do something for twenty one times, it'll
Speaker 3: become a habit whatever, whatever that thing is. Well, but
Speaker 3: what if I play frisbee twenty one times over the
Speaker 3: course of five years? No, no, no'd be like a time.
Speaker 3: I would say, twenty twenty one days in a row.
Speaker 3: If you play frisbee twenty one days in a row.
Speaker 3: So what I'm trying to say is if I can
Speaker 3: get to twenty one, the weekend screwed me up. But
Speaker 3: if I can get twenty one gym sessions in a row.
Speaker 3: Is the gym not open on the weekends, No, it is,
Speaker 3: But I was closed for business. I had appearances. I remember,
Speaker 3: I was. I was busy this weekend. I had stuff
Speaker 3: to do. Yeah, yeah, stuff did very important you, No,
Speaker 3: I was. I worked a Tunnel to Towers event in Wayne,
Speaker 3: New Jersey. I went out to the Ice fallt Arena
Speaker 3: where I where I put did some charity work. I
Speaker 3: announced all the legends that were in the house. I
Speaker 3: didn't even talk about that and even promoted it. Nothing.
Speaker 3: I just went for the slices. If you don't know
Speaker 3: what Tunnel to Towers is, It's an incredible foundation that
Speaker 3: raises money. Were victims of nine to eleven and their families, firefighters,
Speaker 3: police officers, at first responders, And can I tell a
Speaker 3: story about Steven Stiller?
Speaker 2: Is Steven Sills and his dad is Frank Stiller? Started
Speaker 2: they started the organization Tunnel to Towers? Correct, correct, correct
Speaker 2: me if I'm wrong. But Steven Siller was outside in Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: outside what used to be called the Battery Tunnel, I
Speaker 2: don't care what it's called now, and he saw the
Speaker 2: plane hit the building, hit one of the twin towers
Speaker 2: and because of traffic, he couldn't drive into the city
Speaker 2: to help, so he ran. He's a firefighter, tunnel firefighter
Speaker 2: with his equipment because he's on his way to work.
Speaker 3: Sixty pounds of equipment on his back. Yeah, he ran
Speaker 3: through the tunnel to the twin towers to rescue people.
Speaker 3: And like three hundred and forty seven or so other firefighters.
Speaker 3: Don't need to correct me on the number, but it's
Speaker 3: close and many that died afterwards. He did not make
Speaker 3: it out alive. No, and in his and honor, this
Speaker 3: organization raises money. They do a tower, a tunnel to
Speaker 3: towers run Uh. They also have a run up the
Speaker 3: World Trade Tower, the existing one which is World Trade
Speaker 3: Tower One. People run up that tower to raise money.
Speaker 3: I think for a while they were running up the
Speaker 3: Empire of State building until the tower was built to
Speaker 3: raise money. So it's a great cause. Not a sponsor that.
Speaker 3: It's a great and if they'd like to sponsor, it's
Speaker 3: an amazing cause. Lots of celebrities, especially New York celebrities,
Speaker 3: have gotten involved, but it's uh, we are amazing partners
Speaker 3: with them on The Big Show always tells a story
Speaker 3: every morning about where the money goes and families that
Speaker 3: has helped and some heroes to be remembered, and it's
Speaker 3: it's twenty four years later. Yeah, and I get I
Speaker 3: get choked up telling this. I can't like, it's just
Speaker 3: so so uh yeah. So they had an event on
Speaker 3: on Saturday, and I volunteered my time and I went
Speaker 3: out there. They had a hockey tournament and it was
Speaker 3: it was like a twelve game, single elimination uh thing.
Speaker 3: And it was round right right, and it was between
Speaker 3: New York City NYPD versus FT and why United States
Speaker 3: Secret Service, Long Island Police got in the New Jersey
Speaker 3: State Troopers, like all the question police and fire and
Speaker 3: and and all the all the support staff. They all
Speaker 3: played in the games. And they had legends as well
Speaker 3: that came out on the ice and asked athletes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: here's my question the Secret Service team. Yeah, how do
Speaker 3: you know they're there? If they're really good at that's great. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So anyway, I announced all the players. It was cool.
Speaker 2: It was it was a very touching Saturday, very nice,
Speaker 2: very nice. So that's why I didn't go to the
Speaker 2: gym Saturday.
Speaker 3: Brody, that's fine. Now you're trying to if you like.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you like to, if you'd like
Speaker 3: to donate, go to tunnels talk to ye sorry, go
Speaker 3: to T two t dot org. That's t the number
Speaker 3: two t dot org. You donate there, yes, correct, and
Speaker 3: uh oh yeah, that'll be great that the little public
Speaker 3: services that in there. Back to the normal Brooklyn boys
Speaker 3: bullshit before we get all sentimental and and uh and serious.
Speaker 3: I we we talked about AI recently. We talked about
Speaker 3: AI a lot on the show, and last week we
Speaker 3: talked about the AI uh not sorry, the the the
Speaker 3: little delivery robots that are all over Jersey City. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and so I called a company yesterday and I got
Speaker 3: I didn't record it because I was driving, I was
Speaker 3: going through my cast speaker and I didn't I didn't
Speaker 3: have a chance to record it. But I called a
Speaker 3: company and it was an a. Hi, this is Ai
Speaker 3: Janet or whatever her name was. I don't know what
Speaker 3: her name was, something like that. And so I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be helping you today. What can I help you with?
Speaker 3: You know, I can help you with this and that.
Speaker 3: The other thing very well spoken, you know, like it sounds,
Speaker 3: but she said, you know, it's definitely AI, you know,
Speaker 3: just tell me what your what your concerned is. I said,
Speaker 3: I'd like to speak to a human being, a representative. Well,
Speaker 3: why don't you tell me exactly? And so I said, well,
Speaker 3: I'm calling about let's say, ham and cheese and ketchup.
Speaker 3: And she's like, oh, so you're calling about ham and
Speaker 3: cheese and ketchup. All right, Well I can absolutely help
Speaker 3: you with ham and cheese and ketchup. Why don't you
Speaker 3: give me some more details. I was having a conversation
Speaker 3: with her politely, but also I wanted to get rude
Speaker 3: with her because I'm like, listen, I'm sure you're very helpful,
Speaker 3: but I really like to speak to a human being.
Speaker 3: I totally understand that AI can be helpful, but certainly
Speaker 3: it's nothing like a real person. And she's like unbelievable.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh my god, someone lost their job.
Speaker 3: Who could have been annoying me, and now this AI
Speaker 3: person is annoying me and instead of a real person.
Speaker 3: But I felt the need to be polite to them,
Speaker 3: of course, because they don't mean they're just a computer.
Speaker 3: I mean, they don't. You can't get angry at a computer.
Speaker 3: I mean you can David Brody can get get angry anybody.
Speaker 3: My point is it won't have any impact. It's not
Speaker 3: the AI is going to go, hey, I'm really so hey,
Speaker 3: don't hey be careful. I'm so sorry. So I had
Speaker 3: to weasel my way past the AI date keeper to
Speaker 3: get to a human being. But it was a very
Speaker 3: weird because normally it's like, you know, when you call Verizon,
Speaker 3: the cell phone company, if you'd like us to send
Speaker 3: a text message. Would you like us to send a
Speaker 3: text message? Yeah, okay, we will not say but it
Speaker 3: doesn't really talk to you. It just has phrases, it says.
Speaker 3: This was like a real communication thing. It was kind
Speaker 3: of it was kind of freaky because I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to you. I think if
Speaker 3: you talk to me, you would really appreciate. You'll find
Speaker 3: that I'm very helpful. I kind of I couldn't, like
Speaker 3: I cannot tell a lie there David Brody after the
Speaker 3: Slice time from this week, when we started talking about
Speaker 3: school lunches, Oh, I was inspired. Today I picked up
Speaker 3: man witch a small child. No, we could we talk
Speaker 3: about sloppy Joe's and all the all the things that
Speaker 3: you would.
Speaker 2: Find in a school cafeteria that we loved so much,
Speaker 2: that French bread pizza.
Speaker 3: So yeah, French all French bred pizza. But here's the
Speaker 3: problem with man Wich. It's not the same taste as
Speaker 3: the school so and I in my head, I can
Speaker 3: taste the sloppy Joe's we got in junior high school
Speaker 3: and high school in New York. So can I have googled.
Speaker 3: I've googled the recipe. I've googled anyone who like on
Speaker 3: a Reddit column, anyone who's like looking for it. I
Speaker 3: can't find anyone that can. I've called schools who don't
Speaker 3: have the recipe. They don't serve it anymore. I can't
Speaker 3: get the recipe. Well, our childhood slope I remember, yes,
Speaker 3: so Man which is not the sauces off. But I
Speaker 3: will say this, I do think that we were eating
Speaker 3: such ground chuck garbage. I really think that's what made
Speaker 3: it great is the fatty, the fattiness of the of
Speaker 3: the ground beef and the grease, the greasy ground beef.
Speaker 3: It had to be. It had to be like sixty
Speaker 3: five percent, not lean, not not eighty five or ninety
Speaker 3: and and I do think that that added to that
Speaker 3: added to the flavor of the sloppy Joe. We'll never
Speaker 3: get that taste back again. Yeah, slices. If you want
Speaker 3: to leave us a talk back, what's the one thing
Speaker 3: from your childhood you can't find? You can't you can't
Speaker 3: recreate it. Maybe from schools, but for us it was
Speaker 3: sloppy Joe. And again, if you're in New Jersey, a
Speaker 3: sloppy Joe is like turkey and coleslaugh. We're talking about
Speaker 3: chopped meat with like a tomato paste, sauce with sauce.
Speaker 3: No classic sloppy Joe is that? So? I bought the
Speaker 3: man which I don't know how it's gonna come out.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I looked. I looked at it him like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is not right. Wait a minute. When you were
Speaker 3: in Palm Springs with your friend Brian, didn't you two
Speaker 3: guys make a man witch together? We sure did, Brody,
Speaker 3: you did anyway. I looked at the can, I opened
Speaker 3: it up, I smelled it. My god, I don't know,
Speaker 3: but are we talking about Brian talking about Brian's Can
Speaker 3: the Boys podcast? We will be right back. I realized
Speaker 3: the error of my ways after I said it. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm talking in double on top drop about Brian and
Speaker 3: the can is that he's toilet Brian because it falls
Speaker 3: asleep on the toilet. Right.
Speaker 2: No, okay, so are you subscribing to this bullshit that
Speaker 2: you can tell how how big, how big someone's dick
Speaker 2: is by how how by going to pump springs with them,
Speaker 2: how big they smile? Everyone says that there's a way
Speaker 2: to tell how how big your appendage is.
Speaker 3: And then you know, the the.
Speaker 2: Huge old thing is the shoe size or measure from
Speaker 2: your on your your the top of your index finger
Speaker 2: to the bottom of your palm or you you hold
Speaker 2: your thumb out and your forefinger.
Speaker 3: But there's like seventeen different ways. Well, the latest one
Speaker 3: is an old there's an old Jewish tale about how
Speaker 3: long penis. Yeah, what's that? You you take it out
Speaker 3: and you measure it. Heio. Well, the latest one is
Speaker 3: it's called it's called a hung smile. Let me so
Speaker 3: it's called the hum smile. So that that meaning you
Speaker 3: have some kind of a huh like yeah, like you
Speaker 3: have this confident smile about you. And if you have
Speaker 3: that smile, like this flirty kind of smile, that means
Speaker 3: you have like that big that that BD that and
Speaker 3: the energy, right, the big energy. So anyway, so how
Speaker 3: would you describe every picture I've ever taken? You smirk, yes,
Speaker 3: you know, smile in pictures you sit there, the lifeless. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go. All right, Well that's all you need
Speaker 3: to know. So I guess it is true. Then well,
Speaker 3: I definitely I'm not smiling like the joker. Let's just
Speaker 3: put it that way. I don't have like a like
Speaker 3: a joker that's a menacing smile.
Speaker 2: This is more of a confident, like kind of flirty smile. Apparently,
Speaker 2: guys that give off that kind of smile, even unbeknownst
Speaker 2: to them they didn't even realize they're doing it, is
Speaker 2: a signal for women to pick up on.
Speaker 3: I don't know, these are the things that are Maybe
Speaker 3: maybe their pants are so tight that it forces them
Speaker 3: to smile from the uncomfortableness, like ah, like, oh my
Speaker 3: pants tight. Certain guys celebrities have that that look you okay,
Speaker 3: they're proty. I'm trying to think of what celebrities you're
Speaker 3: talking about. No, there's a few of them out there.
Speaker 3: They say, Pete Davidson has the smile he's I would uh,
Speaker 3: I would say Pete Davidson has to have a big penis. Oh,
Speaker 3: he has, based on the fact, based on the fact
Speaker 3: that up until recently he was a complete train wreck,
Speaker 3: but he was still getting like he had the confidence
Speaker 3: to date famous beautiful women. And Pete's very talented and
Speaker 3: he's funny. I'm not saying that, but you know, he
Speaker 3: came with a lot of baggage back in the day,
Speaker 3: and I think people overlook that baggage because he had
Speaker 3: a trunk next to the baggage. All right, Oh, speaking
Speaker 3: of which, I got a joke involving a trunk. Would
Speaker 3: you like to hear it? I would like I told
Speaker 3: you only had a couple of jokes that I've ever
Speaker 3: told since I'm a kid, and I told the one
Speaker 3: about the bulls balls a couple episodes ago. So this
Speaker 3: family goes to uh. When I was originally told to me,
Speaker 3: it was a family of a certain ethnicity, but I'm
Speaker 3: not going to use that now. Just whatever ethnicity you'd
Speaker 3: like the family to be. Anyway, it's a mother and
Speaker 3: father and and their son go to the circus and
Speaker 3: the father says, I'm gonna go get some food for everybody.
Speaker 3: I know what you guys want. I'll be back in
Speaker 3: a few minutes and he leaves, and you know, you know,
Speaker 3: the elephants is circling around and doing tricks. And the
Speaker 3: little boy says to the mother, he's like six or seven?
Speaker 3: Five six years old? Is he six or seven? Okay,
Speaker 3: hold on, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. Okay,
Speaker 3: we're gonna get to that, because that's on my list
Speaker 3: to talk about. There's a there's a it's on my
Speaker 3: list today problem. Okay, all right, all right. So the
Speaker 3: little boy says to his I'm sorry, it's a little girl,
Speaker 3: the little girl. That's a boy. It's a boy. The
Speaker 3: boy says to his mother, ma, what's that long thing
Speaker 3: on the elephant, And the mother says, oh, that's his trunk, son,
Speaker 3: that's the elephant's trunk. And a little boy goes, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: the long thing in the in the back. And she goes, oh, oh,
Speaker 3: that's his tail, that's his tail. Just no, no, mommy,
Speaker 3: the thing in the back underneath, the thing hanging down,
Speaker 3: what is that? Just oh, that's nothing, that's nothing. So
Speaker 3: the boy kind of gets frustrated and his mother's not
Speaker 3: going to tell him what it is, and so the
Speaker 3: father comes back with the food, and the mother says, oh,
Speaker 3: glad you brought the food. I don't want to leave
Speaker 3: him alone. I got to go to the bathroom of
Speaker 3: bread back. So she leaves and the little boy says, Dad,
Speaker 3: can you help me? What's the long thing on the
Speaker 3: elephant called? And he says, Oh, that's that's his trunk, son,
Speaker 3: the elephants trunk? No, Dad, the thing in the back?
Speaker 3: What that, son? That's his tail? Dad? No, the thing
Speaker 3: the long thing underneath? What is that? Oh, that's his dick, son,
Speaker 3: And he says to his father, Oh, that's his dick.
Speaker 3: Mom said that was nothing, and the man says to
Speaker 3: his son, son, I spoil that woman. Hi. Oh yeah, oh,
Speaker 3: now in public he grabs his crotch. You know I
Speaker 3: would rab my crotch, son, I spoil that woman. So
Speaker 3: that's the joke. He said it was nothing, and he
Speaker 3: said that's cute. That's cute. Now, I guess he had
Speaker 3: a big smile. Based on your back to six.
Speaker 2: Seven with all the kids, I put it on my story,
Speaker 2: by the way, because it's annoying me.
Speaker 3: It's been annoying me for a while. Now we're all right,
Speaker 3: kids school, it looks like they're juggling something and they
Speaker 3: say six seven six seven. All it means, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's it's six seven seven. They had seven. Why why
Speaker 3: are people doing this? It started with a kid at
Speaker 3: a basketball game, not exactly. So look, first of all,
Speaker 3: it's been in the news a lot the last couple
Speaker 3: of weeks because some schools are outlawing it. They are
Speaker 3: forbidding real students from saying it. And what if it
Speaker 3: doesn't have any negative connotation to it? Hold on. Some
Speaker 3: teachers have realized that if they play into it and
Speaker 3: say it, the kids will think it's no longer cool
Speaker 3: because now adults are saying it. Right. Okay, look I
Speaker 3: looked up and I can explain where it comes from.
Speaker 3: But it's a song by Scrilla. He's a rapper and
Speaker 3: in the song he says, write the lyrics are six seven.
Speaker 3: But then again, you can google it. You don't have
Speaker 3: to correct me. I do. I don't care that much.
Speaker 3: But there was a video of an influential basketball player
Speaker 3: asked his teammate in college or whatever, Hey, what do
Speaker 3: you think of that? Do Starbucks drink? And he was,
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's maybe a six, and they started
Speaker 3: doing like he said doing videos, and then and then
Speaker 3: and then Alonso Ball, one of the ball kids who
Speaker 3: plays basketball is six foot seven, right, played the song
Speaker 3: before all this, and before the Scrilla song. There was
Speaker 3: a kid at a game, at a game again and
Speaker 3: he didn't know what to say it to the camera,
Speaker 3: so he just goes six seven. So apparently Scrilla took
Speaker 3: it off the kid somehow, because the kid went viral.
Speaker 3: That kid went viral. Yes, the kid, the kid, he
Speaker 3: was a broccoli head, a broccoli head kid who broccoli.
Speaker 3: He became a meme. And right, here's the point of it.
Speaker 3: It's meaningless. It doesn't mean anything. Say it right, people
Speaker 3: say it. The kids say it because it's the cool
Speaker 3: thing to say. So if your teacher says, like, hey,
Speaker 3: turn to page sixty seven, ah six seven, they and
Speaker 3: like they write, it's almost they get there.
Speaker 2: And it's almost like they're really they it's like their
Speaker 2: own little cool thing.
Speaker 3: It's like we know what we're doing, but they don't.
Speaker 3: We know, and if you know, you know, but they
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: So we're just gonna like, like, for instance, someone was
Speaker 2: being in these kids are being interviewed by some adult
Speaker 2: and on on Instagram, and the answer was I don't know,
Speaker 2: six seven, and then they looked at each other like
Speaker 2: we just got over on him.
Speaker 3: No stupidity, Yeah, but that's what it is. So again,
Speaker 3: some teachers are like deliberately saying turn the page six seven,
Speaker 3: or like they'll say it's six or seven minutes before lunchtime,
Speaker 3: like they're they're working it in to desensitize the kids,
Speaker 3: where it's like, well, missus mcgillicutt's saying, it's not cool anymore.
Speaker 2: That's the by the way, that is the best way
Speaker 2: to deal with it, not to outlaw it.
Speaker 3: If you out if you say, you can't do that
Speaker 3: anymore than they're gonna do it. I want to do
Speaker 3: it more, right, right, stupidity, right, So some schools have
Speaker 3: outlawed saying it numbers numbers, So that's stupid. I want
Speaker 3: to know who these schools are. So a lot of
Speaker 3: uh gen xers and gen zs are like writing articles
Speaker 3: now and newspapers and magazines over the philosophy behind it
Speaker 3: and what we used to say when we were kids
Speaker 3: that was stupid and annoying. You know, didn't mean we
Speaker 3: oh we had a.
Speaker 2: Few scope scope. We used to just say scope we
Speaker 2: used to put our hands on our dick.
Speaker 3: So scoped, you didn't do that. I don't know what
Speaker 3: that means. Okay, it was it was after your time?
Speaker 3: Well what about? What about?
Speaker 2: We did some other things too, like foolishness.
Speaker 3: Or whatever the case. It's their foolishness. And the more
Speaker 3: it upsets adults or they get confused, I don't know
Speaker 3: what it means, the more they think, they're like, aha,
Speaker 3: you don't know what. In fact, so's here's what south
Speaker 3: Park did, and she was south Park did. South Park
Speaker 3: came back last month with episode with the season twenty seven,
Speaker 3: and after episode five, they ended the season and then
Speaker 3: they started a new season starting in episode twenty eight
Speaker 3: immediately following, and they they skipped episodes six and seven
Speaker 3: and went right to the eighth episode and the whole
Speaker 3: episode was about six seven and Cartman being annoyed by it.
Speaker 3: So they did a whole episode. They deliberately skipped six
Speaker 3: episodes six seven, something like that. Yeah, that's hysterical. I
Speaker 3: love it. South Park's on it to this day. Go, yeah,
Speaker 3: she's on it. Who's that She's on it? The Beastie boys?
Speaker 3: Thank you? All right? Yep, oh, when we come back.
Speaker 3: I got to tell you what I did this weekend.
Speaker 3: I don't think I told you? Did I tell you
Speaker 3: where it benefit? You didn't tell me that that was
Speaker 3: the daytime. I didn't tell you what I did at night?
Speaker 3: Oh all right, So what'd you do that without me?
Speaker 3: Saturday night? I was in bed.
Speaker 2: And about a quarter after twelve, my buddy Phil, who
Speaker 2: is a camera person for Saturday Night Live, in the
Speaker 2: middle of the show.
Speaker 3: They must have been in a commercial break. He texts
Speaker 3: me and he goes, Look, I rarely go to these
Speaker 3: shows the after parties.
Speaker 2: He goes, but I'm gonna go tonight. He goes, you
Speaker 2: want to meet me one thirty and meet me outside.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you where the where the party is now?
Speaker 2: This is the Grand Pooh Bah Saturday Night Life party.
Speaker 2: This is the one where all the cast members, the writers,
Speaker 2: the staff, that heart of house, front of house, everybody
Speaker 2: shows up and of course the host musical guests always
Speaker 2: show up too.
Speaker 3: Who is it this weekend? Sabrina Carpenter. So I look,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm dead tired. I don't know. I didn't
Speaker 3: really I passed on going out for the night robin.
Speaker 2: When were her dad to the back to the Food
Speaker 2: Festival to hang out with Bobby Flay.
Speaker 3: She was already home in bed, and I'm like, you
Speaker 3: know what, wait wait, wait, wait a second, wait a second.
Speaker 3: If Robin was available, you would have taken it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: no no.
Speaker 2: He was like, who bring what you want? He goes,
Speaker 2: I get to walk in one shot, deal with whoever
Speaker 2: you're with. So I said, it's a quarter after twelve,
Speaker 2: I'm by myself. I immediately jump into action. One of
Speaker 2: my buddies was at Dre's. Forgot about Dres but at
Speaker 2: Dre's in the city, which was it's Vegas based club.
Speaker 2: They're now in the city. Another one of my boys
Speaker 2: was at Seville. I said, look, I called Joe Lupo
Speaker 2: and Jetski Bryan and I said, look, I don't want
Speaker 2: to get in the shower and do this and go
Speaker 2: meet Phil on my own. Would you guys come with me?
Speaker 2: And they're like yeah. I'm like great, I'm on my way.
Speaker 2: Jump in the shower, take an uber, go to the city,
Speaker 2: meet up with Brian and Joe, and then one point
Speaker 2: thirty we meet my boy Phil on the sidewalk. The
Speaker 2: party was at some some bar in Times Square where
Speaker 2: it's been before.
Speaker 3: They always they always have a rotation of places.
Speaker 2: It changes every week because they don't want to be
Speaker 2: you know that they don't want you know, throw people
Speaker 2: off the scent, you know. So we walk in and
Speaker 2: the four of us all right, and we're hanging out
Speaker 2: at the front area bar. There's a bar in the front.
Speaker 2: There's also a bar in the back, but there's also
Speaker 2: like seated areas in the back, and everything is accessible
Speaker 2: to everybody.
Speaker 3: So Phil's looking around. He goes, I think it's gonna
Speaker 3: be a light one this week.
Speaker 2: I don't see Keenan Thompson, and I don't see Bowen Yang.
Speaker 2: He wasn't even on the show really because I don't
Speaker 2: know man. And then so but then Colin jo just
Speaker 2: walks in, like oh that's cool. And then we saw
Speaker 2: Sarah Sherman and a few of the other people. Right,
Speaker 2: these are the cast members. Lord Michaels was there. Apparently
Speaker 2: I didn't see him until like much later whatever, but
Speaker 2: he was there as well. So now it's again about
Speaker 2: a half hour in and in walks Sabrina and her entourage.
Speaker 2: Now they go to the back, they go to the
Speaker 2: Now normally they go to the back area and sit
Speaker 2: down with there's like table service.
Speaker 3: That's what Phil says. Well. Ten minutes later, Sabrina, out
Speaker 3: of nowhere, comes toward the front to go to get
Speaker 3: a drink at the bar, like with her people, and
Speaker 3: feels like, that's so weird. I've never seen a host
Speaker 3: or a musical guest, let alone any of the AS
Speaker 3: members hang out at this front bar where we're hanging
Speaker 3: out right now.
Speaker 2: But it was a big crowded air. It was a
Speaker 2: crowded bar. You couldn't even get to the front. So
Speaker 2: she was there with her unto right now. And now
Speaker 2: I'm like sitting there and I'm like, a, maybe I
Speaker 2: better not interrupt her just yet.
Speaker 3: Let's let her settled in Brody.
Speaker 2: I swear we could call Jetski Brian right now, we
Speaker 2: could call Phil right now, we call Joe Lupo right now.
Speaker 2: I swear on everybody in my family who's passed away.
Speaker 2: We were talking in a circle about five feet away
Speaker 2: from her. We're just talking, minding our own business.
Speaker 3: She breaks the circle and comes up to me and
Speaker 3: gives me a big hug and a kiss. Now, she
Speaker 3: didn't say my name because she's like, he's that guy
Speaker 3: from the Elvis show, but I know him. She came
Speaker 3: up to me, She's like, hey, how you doing, And
Speaker 3: my friends look at me like, holy shit, he does
Speaker 3: know her. They do know each other because they didn't
Speaker 3: bel me. And then I said, you know, congratulations on everything.
Speaker 3: And then she gets back to what she was doing
Speaker 3: and then we continue talking. An hour later, we were
Speaker 3: in the back. She was also in the back. She
Speaker 3: comes walking through. I actually lean out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, I'm like, you know, I got to
Speaker 2: tell Elvis I saw you here tonight, and you know,
Speaker 2: I just want to let you know that you've been
Speaker 2: on this trajectory we haven't, you know, Because truth be told,
Speaker 2: Sabrina has been in the studio seven.
Speaker 3: Eight times over the and Brody, you were there for this.
Speaker 2: As well, right for all those years and then the
Speaker 2: last well the last two when when her when she
Speaker 2: went when it's super stardom, No, it's because I'm not there,
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 3: Aha. For the past two years, she's been like inaccessible. She's
Speaker 3: all over the place. Once once Short.
Speaker 2: And Sweet album the album came out, which is a
Speaker 2: smash album with all.
Speaker 3: The hits on it. You know, she's been you know, busy,
Speaker 3: so so I said, listen, Sabrina, I said, you know,
Speaker 3: we were there from the beginning. I said, just know
Speaker 3: that we still talk about you on the air every morning.
Speaker 3: As I said to her, I said to her, reminded
Speaker 3: her where you're from.
Speaker 2: I just no, no, I didn't say I'm scary. I
Speaker 2: just said, I assumed she knew. So I assumed she knew.
Speaker 3: It was Elvis. I said, just say no. I spoke
Speaker 3: to Elvis.
Speaker 2: As soon as I said Elvis, I spoke to Elvis,
Speaker 2: and uh, you know, you know, we're your biggest cheerleaders.
Speaker 3: We still want, you know, talk about you on the
Speaker 3: air every morning.
Speaker 2: You know, we're playing all your songs and stuff, and
Speaker 2: we're big supporters, so we're just so excited. Sometimes we
Speaker 2: we we.
Speaker 3: Feel like we we we could cry and shed a
Speaker 3: tear because of you could see all the success that
Speaker 3: you had, and we saw you from the very beginning.
Speaker 3: To see this it makes us cry sometimes. I said that,
Speaker 3: I said, and she says, oh my god, that's so sweet.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. I said, don't be a stranger,
Speaker 3: come visit us.
Speaker 2: And then that was it. It was about a minute
Speaker 2: conversation that how with her no, because I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2: I understand why. No, I understand why I wanted so
Speaker 2: badly to pull out my phone and take a picture.
Speaker 2: But the the SNL after party is such a closed environment.
Speaker 3: No nobody takes out their cameras. You can look around
Speaker 3: the room, hundreds of people out there in the in
Speaker 3: the room, nobody's taking pictures, nobody's.
Speaker 2: Posing, and it's just not that place, you know. And
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be that guy as much as Bertie.
Speaker 2: As much as I did want to be.
Speaker 3: That guy, she looked so beautiful, she was in this
Speaker 3: white dress. I just we said a nice conversation and
Speaker 3: we parted ways. But you would have reached for the camera.
Speaker 3: That's where I was going with this. You would have
Speaker 3: found a way. No, No, I have. I have like
Speaker 3: seven pictures with Sabrina Carpenter. I'm good. I've I have
Speaker 3: a video of her talking to my kids, you know,
Speaker 3: saying hi to them. I have pictures with our jingle
Speaker 3: balls backstage with my kids. Yeah. No, we all we
Speaker 3: all have. Listen, you're the same for Taylor Swift, same thing.
Speaker 3: Oh I I I have pictures. I have to give
Speaker 3: more pictures with Taylor than you do with Sabrina. I
Speaker 3: have a lot with both of them. They're both really
Speaker 3: I listen, I like both of them very much. You're
Speaker 3: you're now the umptieth person who said picks or it
Speaker 3: didn't happen or no, no, I I I said picks.
Speaker 3: I I know it happened. But I think I think
Speaker 3: the slices slices. I have a feeling that some of
Speaker 3: you have been thinking my next question all along while
Speaker 3: you heard that conversation. Uh so you're probably like, why
Speaker 3: isn't Brody saying the thing that he was gonna ask?
Speaker 3: So the reason I asked you if you would bring
Speaker 3: Robin is I wasn't sure if you could bring a guest,
Speaker 3: and then you went about you brought three guests. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but it was well, well Robin was already home in
Speaker 3: a sleep, now, yeah, I was also, you know, I
Speaker 3: stand by you. Probably you probably probably went through your
Speaker 3: head and you're like, who who would probably really appreciate
Speaker 3: going to a Saturday Night Live party? And you thought, oh,
Speaker 3: some guys that don't really talk about comedy or Saturday
Speaker 3: Night Live very much.
Speaker 2: Well, my favorite is Jetski. Bryan didn't know she was
Speaker 2: until I had to sing three her songs anything. Oh,
Speaker 2: and he knew all the songs because oh, that's her.
Speaker 2: And then Joe Lupo was like, yeah, Sabrina Carpenter, is
Speaker 2: that like a Karen Carpenter?
Speaker 3: Like he had no clue was at all? Yeah? And
Speaker 3: of your of the friends you brought, how many of
Speaker 3: them knew who Sarah Sherman was? None of them? No? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: So anyway, but anyway, so you probably you probably should
Speaker 3: have dug deep and thought, who do I know? Oh,
Speaker 3: come on, I really really appreciate Oh, going to a
Speaker 3: Saturday night live party. Someone maybe who did a Saturday
Speaker 3: Night Live podcast last week. You can look for it
Speaker 3: on the Geekscape network.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, You're not gonna get on me
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 3: This was a text. Okay, I'm gonna set the stage.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say one thing. It was twelve fifteen
Speaker 3: am and I was literally half of the bad my apartment.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, yeah, and he texted me, he goes,
Speaker 3: ro he goes, I'm gonna go to the party. Meet
Speaker 3: me one everybody heard this. Meet me onebody sharp. You
Speaker 3: tell me where you are at twelve fifteen in the morning,
Speaker 3: and that you're gonna fucking get your ass up and
Speaker 3: drive from Jersey to meet me, and'll tell you where
Speaker 3: Time Square was. Times Square, I'll tell you where I was.
Speaker 3: I was completely dressed, sitting on my couch watching Saturday
Speaker 3: Night Live because I'm a fan watching the show live,
Speaker 3: and I would have jumped in my car and absolutely,
Speaker 3: but it's okay. You probably didn't think of me. You're like, Oh,
Speaker 3: if only I knew somebody who'd really really appreciate this,
Speaker 3: someone who maybe has been out in the spotlight for
Speaker 3: a while, and it would like really get a double
Speaker 3: kick out of being able to hobnob with those people. Again.
Speaker 3: You know, someone who knows Sabrina Carpenter and worship Saturday
Speaker 3: Night Live since he's a kid and knows all the
Speaker 3: people on the show and talks to you and and again,
Speaker 3: just did a podcast. Look it up on the Geekscape network.
Speaker 3: I did a Saturday Light podcast last week. All right, So,
Speaker 3: my boy Phil, my boy Phil has been there for
Speaker 3: like a long time, like twenty something years. Okay, now,
Speaker 3: oh so twenty years if you're not asking me about.
Speaker 2: There will be other times. Okay, he does not. Now,
Speaker 2: he's got a wife and kids. He didn't like to go.
Speaker 2: He didn't like to go to the parties, and he
Speaker 2: likes to like avoid them. So he likes to hang
Speaker 2: out with his family and does that. He doesn't deal
Speaker 2: with the parties. But I will say on an occasion
Speaker 2: that he decides to go. If it happens again, I'll
Speaker 2: I'll let you know. Hopefully I'll get more lee, you know,
Speaker 2: more you know, hang time, more heads up, more of
Speaker 2: a heads up. But you know, we were Robin and
Speaker 2: I were actually on standby because.
Speaker 3: He know, Phil knows.
Speaker 2: Listen, dude, if anything, if you can hook a brother up,
Speaker 2: please let us know if any tickets come available for
Speaker 2: the show. But it that that never happens ever. But
Speaker 2: you know, but look, going to the after parties the
Speaker 2: next best thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from what I understand, sure, yeah, but anyway, you see,
Speaker 3: you see what I put up with this? Why he
Speaker 3: gives away my food to Cubby's wife. The short of
Speaker 3: it here is I got the short of it here.
Speaker 3: Sabrina is as humble, no, no, she's as humble and as
Speaker 3: gracious as sweet sweet woman now as she as she
Speaker 3: was on day one when we first met her. I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna throw that out there and yep, that's the
Speaker 3: kind of person she is, all right and rody. If
Speaker 3: she saw you in the street, she would do the
Speaker 3: same thing, no matter how absolutely how big of a
Speaker 3: celebrity she is. They know who they remember? What's her name?
Speaker 3: The lead the lead singer from the girl group who dated?
Speaker 3: Oh god, you know what I'm talking about? Black Hair?
Speaker 3: She dated the solo singer. Okay, of which band? Show?
Speaker 3: She was in? A girl band? That wasn't girl band?
Speaker 3: Little Mix? What was the other girl band? Three l
Speaker 3: W Nope, the bigger one, the bigger one, the big
Speaker 3: the biggest girl band in the years? Oh, I know
Speaker 3: a fifth Harmony? Yeah? And what was the girl who? Right? Come,
Speaker 3: thank you? I could you want a blank? When Camilla
Speaker 3: Kabe would see me like backstage crowds everywhere at jingle Ball,
Speaker 3: she'd come running over to me, Oh my god, brody,
Speaker 3: ow you doing like People like that remember that they're
Speaker 3: trained to be to remember, but also they make the
Speaker 3: effort to remember people, so it doesn't surprise me. I
Speaker 3: bumped into Sabrina called and at at the at the
Speaker 3: pre show? What was the pre show at the Hammerstein?
Speaker 3: How the jingle Ball Show? Yeah? Right, I was walking
Speaker 3: the hall backstage, she saw me. She came running over
Speaker 3: to me, like that's the way she is. She's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Brodie, I'm I'm so excited to play
Speaker 3: playing jingle ball. Like I was, like, are your daughters here?
Speaker 3: Like they remember what you like? They just She's one
Speaker 3: of those people that was like real and genuine and
Speaker 3: humble and whether or not she's on all fours sniff
Speaker 3: in a guy's clocket. And you know who's also like.
Speaker 2: That, Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga the same things. She's like
Speaker 2: that with us. So anyway, all right, enough about us,
Speaker 2: let's talk about us after this My Boys podcast.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about two places I went to
Speaker 3: eat and drink that I found unusual. So the first
Speaker 3: place I went, I went to a coffee shop. I'll
Speaker 3: take it to the coffee shop anyway. So I went
Speaker 3: to this coffee shop with a friend of mine to leave.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a cafe. So they have lattes,
Speaker 3: cappuccinos and you know, cakes and muffins and things. But
Speaker 3: it's like it's it's a it's a it's a family
Speaker 3: owned thing. It's not like it's not a chain r
Speaker 3: in it and so I said I'd like a latte
Speaker 3: and uh, she said, oh do you want? Uh what
Speaker 3: kind of milk? You want? Regular milk, MILKKESHI and milk,
Speaker 3: soy milk or some of the milk just milk, almond milk, right,
Speaker 3: I said milk, Yeah, but what kind milk? Milk? And
Speaker 3: I said milk, milk. I said milk, milk, white milk.
Speaker 3: I said milk milk. I said milk. I said white milk.
Speaker 3: I said milk milk. And she was regular milk. I
Speaker 3: said milk. I said, you have one percent just no,
Speaker 3: we just have regular milk. I go, yeah. Then that
Speaker 3: I said, if there's no I said, if it's just
Speaker 3: from the cow, that milk, I want that milk, like
Speaker 3: I'm it's just milk. So I try to say again,
Speaker 3: if it's almond milk and almond soy and cashew not milk.
Speaker 3: They're made from milks that's water but with nuts. Right.
Speaker 3: But even if it's goat milk, if you have to
Speaker 3: put an adjective in front of it, it's not milk.
Speaker 3: I want milk. Milk. When you say milk, like even
Speaker 3: breast milk the definitive milk in our world. In America
Speaker 3: is cow milk. You don't say cow milk, say breast milk.
Speaker 3: You say breast milk. Women women's milk designed for babies
Speaker 3: is pres Milcondary is secondary in our language to milk.
Speaker 3: Say milk. What about cream? Half and a half? It's
Speaker 3: all from the cow. Just that's it. If you say
Speaker 3: any kind of the cream, heavy cream, heavy cream like
Speaker 3: creavy cream is from the cow. They're all from the cow.
Speaker 3: Cow half and half. It's half cream and half milk.
Speaker 3: If I say, if I say I have meat, you
Speaker 3: most likely gon think it's a cow.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna think beef right away. You say meat, I say,
Speaker 2: I think beef.
Speaker 3: It's what's for dinner? All right, Okay, So that's my
Speaker 3: that's my milk milk story. So then over the weekend,
Speaker 3: I went to a place a first slice of pizza,
Speaker 3: and I wanted to pick cash because they charge you,
Speaker 3: you know, four cents four percent, and I'm paying four
Speaker 3: percent tax to use my credit card for a slice
Speaker 3: of pizza. So I said, how much is the pizza?
Speaker 3: So I get I get a slice of pizza and
Speaker 3: she goes four fifty three with tax. So now most
Speaker 3: places will round that down. So I said, four fifty.
Speaker 3: You're rounding it down for me. Just no, I can't
Speaker 3: do that, I said, Ah, I guess I get stuck
Speaker 3: with the pennies. So I give her a five dollar
Speaker 3: bill and scary, quickly, what's the change for fifty three?
Speaker 3: What's the change? Quickly? Go five three three, forty seven cents?
Speaker 3: My god, it took you a long time. Well, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm rushed, I'm a little rusty. Okay, so now you're
Speaker 3: gonna get mad at me for telling you the rest
Speaker 3: of the story. But she she she looks up right,
Speaker 3: she looks up and she goes, oh good, and then
Speaker 3: she goes she goes okay, and then she so she
Speaker 3: didn't like the register. Don't tell her how much. It's
Speaker 3: an old register in a pizza place. It's not like digital.
Speaker 3: So she says, it takes the coins right and supposed
Speaker 3: to give me forty seven cents. So she gives me
Speaker 3: me forty two cents. So I look at my hand
Speaker 3: because I didn't trust her in the way she was counting.
Speaker 3: I said forty two cents. So I said, now, what
Speaker 3: would you do? Well, what do you mean? What did
Speaker 3: I do? What did I do? What would you do.
Speaker 3: If she gave you forty two cents stead of forty
Speaker 3: seven cents.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even look at the change. I just throw
Speaker 2: it in my pocket. I probably wouldn't even realize that
Speaker 2: she made a mistake.
Speaker 3: Exactly the opposite of what I did. Of course you did.
Speaker 3: Could you count change like you count quarters and dimes
Speaker 3: and nickels? Oh, hold on a second. It was only
Speaker 3: because I brought it off. But I said I didn't
Speaker 3: want pennies. And then I didn't trust her because she's
Speaker 3: counting by looking in the sky. If you got a
Speaker 3: sky count, I'm not trusting you. Also, also, sometimes they
Speaker 3: give you too much, and I always give them the
Speaker 3: extra change bag. I'm like, oh, you gave me too much.
Speaker 3: I also fifty to fifty I wasn't truef she gave
Speaker 3: me not enough or so when I counted it, she
Speaker 3: went said, be okay, And I said, well, you gave
Speaker 3: me forty two cents, and she would yep, And I go, yeah,
Speaker 3: but seven and three is ten. You'ds forty seven cents?
Speaker 3: Oh so I, so, I said, would I said you
Speaker 3: owe me a nickel? I said, so here, take this
Speaker 3: nickel back and give me a dime. And that fucking
Speaker 3: blew her mind. He's like, no, let me just give
Speaker 3: you the nickel. I'm like, god, oh my god, that's hysterical.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny you mentioned that because when we
Speaker 2: were getting a drink at Drey's, you know, you forgot
Speaker 2: about Dreys but they exist.
Speaker 3: They're here in New York. Brian and I we were
Speaker 3: getting like meat drink from me, Brian and Lupo, and
Speaker 3: Brian paid with one hundred dollars one hundred dollars bill cash. Okay,
Speaker 3: could you just refer to those other people as the
Speaker 3: people I brought instead of you, Brody? Yeah, those three,
Speaker 3: those two Okay, so the three of us, So who
Speaker 3: did three drinks? Three drinks? You and Treys, You and
Speaker 3: Ho Me brought me Jetski Brian not me, and and
Speaker 3: those guys that I brought that instead of you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So so the drinks came to like sixty two dollars,
Speaker 2: gives him one hundred dollars bill. The guy goes away
Speaker 2: with the hundred, turns to the Castle register, doesn't come
Speaker 2: back for like minutes on minutes, and I'm looking at him.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this guy's fucking confused, because let's face it,
Speaker 3: we live in a castless world. It's a it's a
Speaker 3: bar at a nightclub, so what you know, it's all
Speaker 3: credit cards. Nobody's paying with cash. It's like that's credit
Speaker 3: card or tap to pay, bullshit with your phone all that.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, he's gonna fuck it up. He's gonna
Speaker 2: suck it up. He goes, and then sure enough, he
Speaker 2: fucks it up.
Speaker 3: He gives him sixty eight dollars back. It was it
Speaker 3: was sixty two dollars change from one hundred? How much?
Speaker 3: Thirty two.
Speaker 1: Much?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, right, thirty eight? He gave him sixty eight.
Speaker 3: He's like, what the fuck are you doing? So he
Speaker 3: should have given him sixty seven six seven six seven
Speaker 3: six six.
Speaker 2: So Brian flipped it on him and said and and
Speaker 2: just didn't even tell him he fucked up and just
Speaker 2: gave it to all of all of it to him
Speaker 2: as a tip to make it look like he gave
Speaker 2: him a huge tip. So Brian, oh, so instead of
Speaker 2: saying you fucked up, bro, he took the money. He
Speaker 2: gave him his tip back, He gave him, ok his
Speaker 2: tip plus, he gave him an extra large tip. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: but you understand now that guy's register is gonna be short.
Speaker 3: Right because tippun corrected. Yeah, right, he took what he did.
Speaker 2: Then the bartender, then I guess, effectively stole money from
Speaker 2: the register because it went in his pocket.
Speaker 3: That's correct. Sure, his drawer is gonna be short. What
Speaker 3: did you say gave He gave him sixty two dollars,
Speaker 3: gave him sixty sixty eight dollars back instead of thirty eight.
Speaker 3: Oh so he's out thirty bucks, so his register's gonna
Speaker 3: be short thirty bucks. Brian should have just given him
Speaker 3: thirty bucks or whatever. But now now Brian fucked him,
Speaker 3: because that guy's gonna be like, oh, my drawer is short,
Speaker 3: and he's take it out of his tips. He's gonna
Speaker 3: spend the whole night thinking he fucked up, which he did,
Speaker 3: but he won't remember how he fucked up. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: it'll be even at the end of the night. Well,
Speaker 3: I get I guess so, but Brian got the props
Speaker 3: for giving him a big tip. That's what he got
Speaker 3: the credit. Okay, that's fine, that's funny, that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's funny. All right, Okay, I need your I need
Speaker 3: a car opinion, need a car slices. This is where
Speaker 3: I need your a double a double car opinion. Okay,
Speaker 3: my buddy calls me. He needs my he needs he
Speaker 3: needs to know my opinion on this. He just went
Speaker 3: to a new doctor, a very uh well recommended, well
Speaker 3: established doctor. Okay. When he comes out of the office,
Speaker 3: the doctor's office, he sees the doctors leaving at the
Speaker 3: same time, like I guess they're finishing up end of
Speaker 3: the day whatever. And he sees the doctor gets into
Speaker 3: like a twenty twelve or twenty thirteen or fourteen and older,
Speaker 3: like a RAV four, like dirty and like beat up
Speaker 3: and everything. So he texts me and he says, should
Speaker 3: I worry that my doctor is not successful if he
Speaker 3: can't afford a nicer car then a beat up rav four.
Speaker 3: So he's judging this guy as possibly a shaky like
Speaker 3: doctor that he's not driving like a Mercedes Benz or
Speaker 3: a Beamer or a Porsche, that he's driving like a
Speaker 3: you know, so I had an opinion, but I want
Speaker 3: to hear what your opinion is. If you saw your
Speaker 3: doctor your surgeon to get out from a shipbox new
Speaker 3: listen slices, if you drive a call like that, I'm
Speaker 3: not offending. I'm not insulting your car, but he was
Speaker 3: insulting the car because he's like, well, doctor should probably
Speaker 3: drive a nicer car then a two thousand, you know,
Speaker 3: beat up four. What do you judge to push a
Speaker 3: fucking rab for? What was the Kanye line in uh
Speaker 3: In Run this Town? Yeah, to push a rab for anyway?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think that he's not very successful as
Speaker 2: a doctor, because you Isn't It sad though, that that's
Speaker 2: where your mind goes, that you judging success by the
Speaker 2: car you drive. But when you think of doctors and
Speaker 2: dentists and surgeons and people of that ilk, you always
Speaker 2: think of them in fine cars, in beautiful expensive cars,
Speaker 2: luxury vehicles because you feel like they can afford it.
Speaker 2: Those are the people that drive the Mersades or they'll
Speaker 2: have like a Jaguar.
Speaker 3: Or something or one of those, you know. Yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 3: I would. I would assume what what the line? The
Speaker 3: line is? What you think I rapped for? To push
Speaker 3: a fucking rap for? It's brilliant? Yeah, that is, yeah
Speaker 3: anyway genius. So so you would judge the doctor, Well,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't judge that. I wouldjudge yeah, would judge judge
Speaker 3: the doctor. I would.
Speaker 2: I would, and and wrongfully. So you know, I'm not happy.
Speaker 2: I'm not happy that I would, but I couldn't help
Speaker 2: but it but.
Speaker 3: Right, So that's how he's worried about going back to
Speaker 3: that doctor now.
Speaker 2: But what would be the logic that would support him
Speaker 2: driving a ship box but still being successful.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you why because it's part two of
Speaker 3: my story. But number one, I had a cousin. I
Speaker 3: still have a cousin who's a doctor, very successful doctor,
Speaker 3: and he drives a modest car. Okay, because he did.
Speaker 3: He didn't want to appear flashy. And also that's not
Speaker 3: where he wanted to spend his money. He spent his
Speaker 3: money on a summer home or whatever or whatever. He
Speaker 3: didn't a fancy car. Look, you know people that are
Speaker 3: poor and drive BMW's because they want the show piece.
Speaker 3: They want people to think that have money, but they
Speaker 3: really don't. So this doctor was like, maybe maybe this
Speaker 3: is the car the doctor drives to work every day,
Speaker 3: Like you know, like my my beat up car that
Speaker 3: I drive to work every day, and I keep my
Speaker 3: Ferrari at home, so it's not to seem like I'm
Speaker 3: I'm too pretentious. Now. That leads me to my next story. Right,
Speaker 3: one of my neighbors. Before you go on, I just
Speaker 3: want to say, there are people out there that pretend
Speaker 3: they're rich. You know, they pull out they have a
Speaker 3: d oh no, no, they pull out a wad of
Speaker 3: bills and there's one hundred, but it's wrapped the hundred
Speaker 3: the singles.
Speaker 2: Right, it's wrapped around all single dollar bills. So there
Speaker 2: are people out there that do that on purpose. But
Speaker 2: go ahead, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: So one of the guys, one of my neighbors here
Speaker 3: where I live, has a beat up pickup truck YEP,
Speaker 3: and so I was talking to him. He's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm looking to get a new pickup truck. I said, Oh,
Speaker 3: what are you going to get? He goes, well, business
Speaker 3: has been really good and it's fall clean up time,
Speaker 3: so we make a lot of money during fall clean up,
Speaker 3: you know, here in this area. He says, I'm going
Speaker 3: to get a new truck. But I goes, I goes, oh,
Speaker 3: So I'm not going to say what kind of truck
Speaker 3: he had, but I said, oh, you're going to get
Speaker 3: the highest end truck of that model, and he goes, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get like the low end model. I said, why,
Speaker 3: he said, that's the opposite of what I just told you.
Speaker 3: He says, I got to get a modest truck because
Speaker 3: when I go to people's houses to do their landscaping,
Speaker 3: I don't want them to I don't want them to
Speaker 3: think I'm making too much money, that they think I
Speaker 3: must be charging him too much money. So I don't
Speaker 3: want a truck that looks like I have too much money.
Speaker 3: So I'm probably going to buy a newer use truck
Speaker 3: and just call it a day because I can't show
Speaker 3: up guy as other other truck. So that basically he's
Speaker 3: got the expensive car at home and he goes to
Speaker 3: work in the ship box. Well, no, his wife has
Speaker 3: a different car. His car is his truck. Like so
Speaker 3: when he got when he shows up to somebody's house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I understand. So it's the reverse. He doesn't want a
Speaker 3: nice car because he doesn't want people to think he's
Speaker 3: making too much money. Okay, then don't don't you want
Speaker 3: people to think that you're a successful landscaper. We're like
Speaker 3: a lot of people are paying you. He has, Nope,
Speaker 3: I know my people, they're gonna think I'm I'm charging
Speaker 3: them too much. So know your audience. I suppose so
Speaker 3: slices Number one, would you trust the doctor with a
Speaker 3: shitty car? And number two if a guy came to
Speaker 3: your house like a guy who does regular work, Like
Speaker 3: if you're a housekeeper, if your housekeeper showed up to
Speaker 3: your house in like a fancier car than you have,
Speaker 3: would you be like, I'm paying this woman a man
Speaker 3: too much? Right, you would judge them by the car
Speaker 3: if you if you're a hot Like again, how housekeepers
Speaker 3: do very well? They make money, God blessed them. They
Speaker 3: work hard. But if they're making more than you, you'd
Speaker 3: be like, whoa, whoa, what am I doing? The housekeepers
Speaker 3: making more than me? Yeah? So in what instance have
Speaker 3: you judged a person rightfully or wrongfully, good or bad
Speaker 3: because of the car and you completely judge them for
Speaker 3: it because of how nice or shitty their call was?
Speaker 3: All right? I like that? Bam boom bomb bam bam.
Speaker 3: I wanted to bring something up that could I don't know,
Speaker 3: may cause a stir here, but oh we don't want
Speaker 3: to stir on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You know, all right? No,
Speaker 3: I don't know if it will or not. It may
Speaker 3: cause a stir with with with the listeners with the slices,
Speaker 3: but because we may have been on the same side
Speaker 3: of this fence, it's more of a all right, it's
Speaker 3: it's a theory that I have, okay, and that is okay.
Speaker 3: But remember whatever you said to Brian and Palm Springs.
Speaker 3: Just spit it out. Wait what I said? We you
Speaker 3: know what you said to Brian and Palm. Are you
Speaker 3: making more of these jokes? What? What kind of jokes? Okay?
Speaker 2: Brody, all right, listen. So you're out on like being
Speaker 2: you a third or fourth date with someone, all right,
Speaker 2: and you guys go out to dinner and she starts
Speaker 2: ordering everything on the menu. She's eating everything, going nuts. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think it's safe to say that you're not getting
Speaker 2: laid tonight because a woman who restrains and is in
Speaker 2: the mood to have sex or do anything is going to.
Speaker 3: Is going to eat light, is going to make sure
Speaker 3: that she's not bloated. So if you see her chowing
Speaker 3: down and going for everything, you're like, well, I'm fucked,
Speaker 3: that's it. It's over tonight. Well I'm not fucking exactly,
Speaker 3: You're unfucked. So you're saying when I took all my
Speaker 3: dates to trying to buffets, that was probably a bad sign,
Speaker 3: a bad thing to do. Bad strategy first.
Speaker 2: Was a bad strategy because now you're putting yourself right
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 3: If you're going if you're going out for Mexican food,
Speaker 3: forget it done. You're not coming to trading on the hookup.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, same thing with with Chinese buffets. You're like,
Speaker 3: but if you keep it light, Like, let's say you
Speaker 3: go out for sushi, right and you guys are both
Speaker 3: eating like pigeons, like a little pecking at the food.
Speaker 3: Do pigeons eat sushi? I'm not aware of that. I
Speaker 3: don't know the pescatarian. So what do you what are
Speaker 3: you thinking? Do you think that they're that theory holds water?
Speaker 3: Does it hold weight? Does hold Do you think that water? No,
Speaker 3: I'm just wondering because a lot of people, a lot
Speaker 3: of people will say they don't. I've heard women. I've
Speaker 3: heard women say that like if if they're if they're
Speaker 3: planning on being intimate that night, they that they might,
Speaker 3: you know, they don't eat as much, which which which
Speaker 3: lends the question, but it begs the question, how are
Speaker 3: people having sex on cruises. I mean it's just non
Speaker 3: stop eating. It's not stop eating. I mean, uh, do
Speaker 3: you have to have sex in the morning before the
Speaker 3: cruise food starts right because no one's gonna no one's
Speaker 3: gonna come over your house after and then blow up
Speaker 3: the bathroom and then say all right, let's go, it's on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got, I got, I see as a guy, and
Speaker 3: I'm sure you'll admit this. I don't think food has
Speaker 3: never stopped me from wanting to be Are you serious? No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: On my end, like I'm you, I get Chinese buffet
Speaker 3: and stop. You gotta do what I how about? How
Speaker 3: about how about a Postromian rye and and some and
Speaker 3: a kindish from uh from catches Delhi? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: you don't have to be on top all the time
Speaker 3: the bottom what man? I didn't say overeat I'm just saying, like, like,
Speaker 3: guys don't act that way. Most guys. What's don't even
Speaker 3: go with the Italian food? I would say, not even
Speaker 3: Italian food? Come on, scary? Are you telling me? When
Speaker 3: you were single, single and if a girl was like
Speaker 3: really attractive, were you attracted to her? And You're like
Speaker 3: and they're like, come on, baby, let's get it on.
Speaker 3: You're like, nah, I had too much chicken palm. No
Speaker 3: frigging way. You have never turned down sex because you
Speaker 3: had too much food, and you've never turned down food
Speaker 3: because you had too much sex. No, I'm I can't
Speaker 3: know you. You've never been to a wedding where you
Speaker 3: gorge yourself on the on the on the happy hour
Speaker 3: at the beginning. Oh yeah, the cocktail hour, insane cocktail
Speaker 3: right in the dinner and then like the dessert table
Speaker 3: and it's like chocolate fountain and like and then like afterwards,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, we're staying in a hotel here. We
Speaker 3: don't want to drive home after this. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 3: want sex after No, you know what I do? I go,
Speaker 3: I fall asleep, roll over, see you later. That's it, dude. No,
Speaker 3: and and and and that food has gotten this trapped
Speaker 3: at that point. That stuck. So I'm fucked like all weekend. No,
Speaker 3: nothing's happening on Springs the whole weekend.
Speaker 2: But my problem is is I like food too much
Speaker 2: these days, like food over Well, that's the problem.
Speaker 3: Scary first quart is scary you have in the sex.
Speaker 3: Fourth quurt of scary. I can see that. Look where
Speaker 3: where ladies and gentlemen who listen slices? Ladies, do you
Speaker 3: plan your meal around whether you're can have sex? And guys,
Speaker 3: have you ever not had sex because you had you
Speaker 3: were full? I can't imagine that. Oh I'm a little full,
Speaker 3: I can't have sex.
Speaker 2: No, No, maybe it holds true more for women.
Speaker 3: Maybe this is more of a woman thing. I don't know. Look,
Speaker 3: there's enough, there's enough positions that you can figure out. Look,
Speaker 3: i'm a little full. I got to Mexican.
Speaker 2: Mexican is a deal sealer, that is Ain't that ain't
Speaker 2: happening Mexican?
Speaker 3: Okay, I could no offense, I can. You're being racist
Speaker 3: because you're you're discriminating and no, I'm sorry. That happens
Speaker 3: to be heavy race.
Speaker 2: No, that food happens to be the heaviest fucking food
Speaker 2: of all the for Italians.
Speaker 3: Second, here's what I'll say, man on top missionary, when
Speaker 3: you're full, No, you've got to support your own weight,
Speaker 3: and your butt's in the air, and God forbid your fart.
Speaker 3: So no, that's out. I'll give you that, but on
Speaker 3: your back or standing or some other you know, guys
Speaker 3: can I don't know, man, I don't know. I want
Speaker 3: to hear from the slices on that one if we can,
Speaker 3: All right, I want to play a bit of audio
Speaker 3: here off my phone. This was a sportscaster who who
Speaker 3: thought he thought they weren't on the air. So let
Speaker 3: me say, oh, I heard this was this? Uh? Was
Speaker 3: this the Detroit Detroit Tigers. Three two? We are also
Speaker 3: hold on?
Speaker 2: Hold on here this No, it's not it's there's something
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: I'm the Detroit Tigers radio network. Damn tradinal. I don't
Speaker 3: have to do a game out. Fuck you get this
Speaker 3: game recap? Oh, I'm sorry. Three two? We are also strong. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man was lost and he didn't want to do a recap.
Speaker 3: They got lost badly. He's I gotta do a fucking recap.
Speaker 3: He's like doing a countdown three yes? Oh did I
Speaker 3: say that out loud?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: On the fucking yeah. Dude, you're a professional broadcaster. What
Speaker 3: are you doing right? You got to act like the
Speaker 3: mic is always live. Did we play the ten ten
Speaker 3: wins audio a few weeks ago? I don't remember ten
Speaker 3: ten wins.
Speaker 2: When they were in the middle of the afternoon, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, a porno start erupts.
Speaker 3: Look at Yeah, we played that. We played, We did
Speaker 3: play play. I'll tell you what happened over the weekend.
Speaker 3: They were I was listening to Uh it had to
Speaker 3: be w f A N right where that's FM radio
Speaker 3: And because it's on satellite and my car, I can
Speaker 3: back it up and record it. So on F A
Speaker 3: N they were they were playing a clip of an
Speaker 3: interview of a football player after the game. So the
Speaker 3: guy's like, yeah, we know, we tried really hard. The
Speaker 3: defense is playing whatever in the background your here, Well
Speaker 3: you get a lot of arrant noise at the game,
Speaker 3: but here, but here's the no. It wasn't it the game, dude.
Speaker 3: It was a pre recorded locker room interview clip. It
Speaker 3: wasn't live. Had nothing to do with it. Sounds it
Speaker 3: doesn't it did it on purpose. Listen to me talk
Speaker 3: Lass Talk Lass in the clip that they recorded in
Speaker 3: the locker room after the game. Yeah, one of the
Speaker 3: other players in a recorded clip in the background was
Speaker 3: cursing to some other guy like no, like in the background. Okay.
Speaker 3: My point is, you're an audio editor. You and I
Speaker 3: both had the same job to edit audio before it
Speaker 3: went on the air. Whoever pulled that clip, didn't hear
Speaker 3: the curse, so they played it over and we're sure
Speaker 3: that it wasn't live. Okay, oh, here's a here's a
Speaker 3: clip of of of what Mike talking about the game. Somebody, then,
Speaker 3: somebody could have lost their job that night because they
Speaker 3: needed to see they needed to catch that. Yeah, it's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 3: the defense is like in the in the background, you
Speaker 3: heard it. It wasn't like, oh well, it wasn't like
Speaker 3: someone screamed it, but you could hear it in the background.
Speaker 3: I heard it. Anyone on the radio heard it. Now,
Speaker 3: can they be fined? It was unintentional, it was inadvertent.
Speaker 3: It was fleeting. If it's fleeting, it's not. It was
Speaker 3: fleeting penalty, right, It's just somebody didn't do their job.
Speaker 3: Somebody missed the background noise and missed the curse. That's all.
Speaker 3: To hear it on regular radio, it's odd out of context,
Speaker 3: that's all out of place. But this guy, the Detroit
Speaker 3: Tiger's announcer, blatant, blatant, Now speaking of Italian food, I
Speaker 3: did want to ask your opinion, and this is our
Speaker 3: last break, right, Yeah, so this is my last question
Speaker 3: for the night. This was on a Facebook page in
Speaker 3: the Jersey Chicken Palm ratings group that I'm in unpopular opinion. Now,
Speaker 3: you can give me your opinion, and I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what I said, what everybody else said, slices. I want
Speaker 3: your opinion, unpopular opinion. You don't need pasta with your
Speaker 3: chicken palm? Is that blasphemous? You don't need pasta with
Speaker 3: your chicken parm? Whoa, whoa. First of all, that's way
Speaker 3: too much carbs you already get in the chicken palm.
Speaker 3: Many you get many, many, many chicken carbs. May chicken carbs,
Speaker 3: chicken chicken palm carbs you got, you got, You got
Speaker 3: the breading on the chicken. You got the bread itself,
Speaker 3: the hero roll.
Speaker 2: You don't need more. You don't need pasta. You don't
Speaker 2: need anything at that point. You need a vegetable or
Speaker 2: a salad.
Speaker 3: No vegetable. Okay, So here's what I wrote. I was
Speaker 3: out to dinner with my friend Jeff the other night,
Speaker 3: and we went to a place. The chicken palm scary
Speaker 3: was thirty dollars. Okay, better have been great palm, better
Speaker 3: been supreme parm. Hold on, hold on, it said spaghetti cart.
Speaker 3: How much should the spaghetti ali cart be with the
Speaker 3: thirty dollars chicken palm spaghetti, well fifteen, because for thirty
Speaker 3: dollars they should have get what what do you what?
Speaker 3: Just died? Shit on my bed, shit on my bed.
Speaker 3: How much should the pasta be? Oh no, fifteen, one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifteen hundred and ten fifteen dollars for a
Speaker 3: side of spaghetti. I am not going to dinner with
Speaker 3: you unless you're paying for it. Well, it makes sense
Speaker 3: because the sandwich has to be fifteen dollars. So it
Speaker 3: wasn't a sandwich, It was a chicken palm can parm Okay,
Speaker 3: so chicken park is palm on a plate, parm on
Speaker 3: a plate. But nothing doesn't come with anything pasta ten
Speaker 3: cents worth of pasta. So so you're saying it should
Speaker 3: be twenty ten, I'm saying ten ten for the sign
Speaker 3: free free. It was eight. It was eight dollars for
Speaker 3: the pasta. I'm not paying eight dollars when it should
Speaker 3: come for free with my thirty dollar chicken palm pasta
Speaker 3: is a dollar. I think it cost nothing.
Speaker 2: Just talking about let me say something. You know you
Speaker 2: you are your delusion?
Speaker 3: Order a burger if I order a burger, a burger
Speaker 3: and a restaurant for fries with fries, it better come
Speaker 3: with fries, and it aways better be three. The fries
Speaker 3: better be three or four dollars. They shouldn't be eight dollars.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 2: I don't know when where where you go out to eat,
Speaker 2: but where I go out to eat, sometimes the burger
Speaker 2: does not come with fries.
Speaker 3: If it's a gourmet burger, you order the fries separately.
Speaker 3: A lot of times burgers do come with fries. But
Speaker 3: but the last thing I'm expecting with my chicken palm
Speaker 3: is a side of pasta. That every Italian restaurant you
Speaker 3: ever went to as a kid growing up in Brooklyn
Speaker 3: was chicken palm and spaghetti at Cappellini l in Guini.
Speaker 3: That's that's true, But there's always some old person that was, like,
Speaker 3: can I get zd instead of spaghetti? But for the
Speaker 3: amount that they're giving you in the plate of the pasta,
Speaker 3: I don't know how well, but but it costs more money.
Speaker 3: The chicken cost a lot, like double triple what the
Speaker 3: pasta cost. What I'm saying is, if you're giving me
Speaker 3: a side of pasta big side of pasta with my
Speaker 3: chicken palm. Okay. If I was to separate that out
Speaker 3: and just order that by itself the pasta, I would
Speaker 3: expect to pay fifteen dollars ten to fifteen dollars at least,
Speaker 3: I mean, do I want to pay that? No? Is
Speaker 3: that expensive? Yes, but that's the cost of doing business.
Speaker 3: So here's what some of the people said who replied
Speaker 3: to this post after I wrote what I wrote. I'm
Speaker 3: a person who mixes my chicken and pasta together on
Speaker 3: the fork. I want both or I'm not eating it.
Speaker 3: This person wrote, pasta comes with chicken palm and the
Speaker 3: story Burger twelve a burger comes with fries done. This
Speaker 3: person wrote, that's ridiculous. I wonder how many people pay
Speaker 3: eight dollars for a side of pasta when you can
Speaker 3: get eight pounds of pasta for almost the same price. Dang,
Speaker 3: wait a second, how much are they expecting to fucking pay?
Speaker 3: Hold on? This person wrote, I hate batteries not included
Speaker 3: as products out So these people are in their fucking seventies.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, no question about it. Fuck that ship. I
Speaker 3: want pasta a bunch of Karens. This is, by the way,
Speaker 3: this is why I stay on Facebook. Is this what
Speaker 3: this one was Facebook, dude one, this person who rose facence. No,
Speaker 3: this person wrote greens are nice. Fuck that person. I
Speaker 3: don't want greens next to my chicken.
Speaker 2: I am sick of the I am sick of these
Speaker 2: of of of these Karens and these six year old people.
Speaker 3: On Facebook. You're talking You're talking about me. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about you. I am not in my sixties.
Speaker 3: Go fuck yourself. And second of all, I'm not bitching
Speaker 3: and complaining. This guy asked an opinions unpopular opinion Facebook,
Speaker 3: don't need pasta Facebook? Facebook scary? Such a wasteland question. Scary.
Speaker 3: I'll put the same question on Instagram and see what
Speaker 3: people say. They're gonna get different responses. Yeah, and blue
Speaker 3: sky and TikTok. I'll put it everywhere, but you know what,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna put it where it's more important
Speaker 3: than anywhere else in the world. On The Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 3: podcast slices, do you should you get pasta with your chicken? Palm?
Speaker 3: Should you get fries with your burger? It's not a
Speaker 3: should you get should you get should you get jelly
Speaker 3: with your peanut butter? Yes? You should? All right, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say, this is the Lord, I'm sooner expecting fries
Speaker 3: with my burger than i am pasta with my chicken palm.
Speaker 3: If they do it as a combo, and if they
Speaker 3: give it to you, that's great. But how much would
Speaker 3: you expect to pay for a side of it on
Speaker 3: its own? Not three dollars? Bro, If you go to
Speaker 3: outback steakhouse for a steak, you'll get two sides. Okay,
Speaker 3: well that's air back and that's their rules, do you
Speaker 3: you don't don't, no rules, They don't rules. Nope, no rules,
Speaker 3: just right. They don't.
Speaker 2: They don't give you. They don't give you a bloom
Speaker 2: an onion with it as a side. You can't choose
Speaker 2: all the money that's extra?
Speaker 3: Why is it? That's not? Why is an experciser? It's
Speaker 3: not because it's an appetizer. It's not a side, dumb ass,
Speaker 3: It could be a side. It's onions. It's like a no,
Speaker 3: it's a giant fifteen dollars, a heart attack machine. Whatever.
Speaker 3: You don't get blooming on you. But there's not a
Speaker 3: side you get a side of, like carrots or baked
Speaker 3: potato or mess potatoes. Those are sides you don't get
Speaker 3: nachos as a side. If I go to some of
Speaker 3: these restaurants and they offer me a coconut shrimp as
Speaker 3: a side, they offer me both. If they go offer
Speaker 3: me that an item with two sides, that's amazing. I
Speaker 3: see it as a gift. I see it as okay, cool.
Speaker 3: I wasn't I under was underpromised and they over delivered,
Speaker 3: and I I don't expect it. That's the problem. Can you?
Speaker 3: How can you only eat one thing? I've chicken palm
Speaker 3: because I've had chicken palm before, and chicken palm comes
Speaker 3: on a plate with any side of bread and maybe
Speaker 3: a salad, a side salad. But if you're giving the
Speaker 3: pasta pasta, if you're giving me pasta, that that's a
Speaker 3: bonus that but I can't come to a you can't
Speaker 3: expect it. If you went to Kentucky Fried Chicken for
Speaker 3: a bucket of chicken for you and your family that
Speaker 3: you don't have, would you walk out with a bucket
Speaker 3: of chicken and no sides? You gotta have like stuffed?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, okay? When you go to Thanksgiving dinner. When
Speaker 3: you go to Thanksgiving dinner, if your mom comes out
Speaker 3: with a turkey or your father and a turkey and
Speaker 3: nothing else. Yeah, nothing, no potatoes, no sweetatoes, no stuffing,
Speaker 3: no cranberry sauce, nothing, here's your turkey. Enjoy it. And
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, you want stuffing fifteen dollars. You're not
Speaker 3: going back to your mother's house for Thanksgiving? Fuck you you're
Speaker 3: talking about someone's house. Well you're talking. Go back to
Speaker 3: KFC for a second. If a bucket of chicken is
Speaker 3: a bucket of chicken, you better get sized with that.
Speaker 3: You want a size potatoes, you pay for a side
Speaker 3: because there's another item. It's a different item. It's called on.
Speaker 3: My point is you have to have sides. You have
Speaker 3: to get okay kids having a Yes, you can have
Speaker 3: it at a price. It comes at a price. That's
Speaker 3: what for eight dollars for pasta for a scary for
Speaker 3: thirty bucks, throw in the pasta or charge me. I
Speaker 3: think that's reasonable. What was my original answer, fifteen dollars?
Speaker 3: I think eat the money. It is a lot of money. Chicken.
Speaker 3: You can get chicken pump with fifteen dollars in most
Speaker 3: places if you wanted the side. So guess what I
Speaker 3: didn't get chicken palm. It was my first time in
Speaker 3: an Italian restaurant, not in chicken palm because maybe it
Speaker 3: didn't come with pasta. I wasn't paying thirty eight dollars
Speaker 3: for chicken palm and spaghetti. No, sorry, not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: Which restaurant was this? That's that's expensive parm right there?
Speaker 3: That's up thirty eight thirty dollars is a lot. That's
Speaker 3: which I which I imagine it's very good, but I
Speaker 3: didn't have it. I even asked, I don't expect it
Speaker 3: to split the parm. I said, why don't we split
Speaker 3: the palm and then we'll split a pizza because I
Speaker 3: hear the pizzas are good here. He's like, nah, I
Speaker 3: want to split parm. I'm like, ah, fuck you. I
Speaker 3: would have paid for half a parm. I just not
Speaker 3: made a money. I gotta I gotta want to understand that.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but I just can't believe that you've
Speaker 2: come to expect that it comes with these things.
Speaker 3: Well, that's for free slices. Leave us, got lots of
Speaker 3: talk back to, lots of homework, a lot do your job.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go eat some spaghetti for free in my house. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna chicken farm in spaghetti's. That's my husband and wife.
Speaker 3: They go together. So Brom, I'll see you soon. Maybe
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