Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, all my friends say God is cool,
Speaker 1: and I want to find out if God is cool too.
Speaker 1: I was a loser dog, You're I checked our mountain
Speaker 1: to like, we gotta go to church, somebody. I gotta
Speaker 1: figure out where this ship came from. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: if something, if this, if this nectar of the Gods exists,
Speaker 1: I simply must serve at his foot. The creator who
Speaker 1: made this quas are racists, money stuff, I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the
Speaker 1: podcast where we die deep, deep deep into the pockets
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove
Speaker 1: the theories that you the listener have at home. This
Speaker 1: is This is a bit of a twist of an
Speaker 1: episode because we're doing many episodes. Shit on on a
Speaker 1: Maxi day, You know what I mean? Yeah, MAXI pats, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I meant. I mean, you got a
Speaker 1: heavy flow, sis got it got its super max jumbos,
Speaker 1: which makes you feel gorgeous. You wanted to hear how
Speaker 1: how jumbo it is, and and boided your tampons delivered.
Speaker 1: I'm one of your host Legs and Kerman, and I'm
Speaker 1: your other host, David Boy and it's just us two
Speaker 1: and then maybe one other person ever. Yeah, something you
Speaker 1: and you played it smooth, baby. You brought us right
Speaker 1: into it. And that was something Olivia wanted us to mention,
Speaker 1: is that that there will be times where it's just
Speaker 1: David and I for episodes, and then other times we
Speaker 1: will have more of those those wonderful guests we've had
Speaker 1: in the past. Yeah, we nailed it. I thought that
Speaker 1: was a great implement of notes. Yeah, so so suck that, Olivia.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't say that. I respect you as
Speaker 1: a producer, not me. Suck on it, suck on on
Speaker 1: us effectively delivering what you what you asked for. I'm
Speaker 1: excited today because I guess today's episode was originally prompted
Speaker 1: and this is why it's a mini Maxi episode. But
Speaker 1: today's episode was originally prompted by an email that I
Speaker 1: received from one of our listeners who was very excited
Speaker 1: loves the show. But before we get into that, I
Speaker 1: want to say that that and maybe it's better to
Speaker 1: just start with the email. Maybe that's how we begin,
Speaker 1: and then I'll introduce the broader idea that sort of
Speaker 1: came of it. But the the listener named John sent
Speaker 1: us a message. John said, peace David and Lankston David. First,
Speaker 1: I like that. I wanted to share a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: I heard not from my mama, but from her childhood
Speaker 1: friend who was later my eighth grade teacher. Since this
Speaker 1: was at a school where the teachers were tacitly allowed
Speaker 1: to whoop us like they were our mama's, I figured
Speaker 1: it would count. Damn. How old is John? Yeah, John's
Speaker 1: got to be old as funk, right, I hope. So
Speaker 1: he's either old as fun or from Alabama, and that's
Speaker 1: what I was going to. Deep South. Yeah, this feels
Speaker 1: like in Arkansas kind of Yeah, you can hate kids.
Speaker 1: You could just hit other people's kids in Arkansas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can funk up a stranger's kids in Arkansas, like
Speaker 1: ershop just being Yeah, he called me sir, he kept
Speaker 1: his he kept his hat on in my Penny candy shop.
Speaker 1: And that child had the nerve to look me in
Speaker 1: my eyes. And I beat that out of me. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not accepting that and not in nineteen seventy two. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I beat all these dirty kids. As in Arkansas. I
Speaker 1: like to believe in Arkansas they still think it's nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy two, you know, like they don't they don't have
Speaker 1: the Internet, so they don't really know what year it is. No,
Speaker 1: they're getting ready for the bi centennial down there, and
Speaker 1: what a fireworks show that's gonna be. Oh boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's the old fireworks before the Internet. I think
Speaker 1: fireworks were better before the Internet. Oh, tell me more
Speaker 1: about this. I think all entertainment was better than the Internet.
Speaker 1: We weren't all blessed out, you know what. Oh, meaning
Speaker 1: like we we've seen too much ship so now fireworks
Speaker 1: in the field ain't enough. Yeah you've seen like a
Speaker 1: you know, like a five way gang bang. What's fired
Speaker 1: in the sky. Yeah, that's fair. I you. I remember
Speaker 1: tuning into the Bomb's World. I was a big subscriber
Speaker 1: to The Bomb's World. And maybe that dates me the
Speaker 1: same age as John, but I remember they were like
Speaker 1: there was an entire like sect of the Bomb's World
Speaker 1: that was just dedicated to like drone footage murdering like
Speaker 1: people overseas. Like it was just like constant, like sort
Speaker 1: of like uh fucking night vision goggle footage of people
Speaker 1: getting like gunned through, like from up above from like
Speaker 1: planes and drones and ship and that. No, no no,
Speaker 1: I didn't go said no no no. I liked the
Speaker 1: bombs world. I minded my business as far as drone
Speaker 1: footage goes. Now, if it was somebody getting kicked in
Speaker 1: the dick, your boy was over, there's your that's your
Speaker 1: personal drone footage. That's don't look like a victim to me.
Speaker 1: That looks all I see is a joking progress. I
Speaker 1: don't feel nothing for nobody on the dig videos, the
Speaker 1: drone footage. I I feel terrible. That's is that even legal?
Speaker 1: Can you do that anymore? I can't imagine that you can,
Speaker 1: nor should you. I think all of it went real wrong.
Speaker 1: I remember when I was a kid, they used to
Speaker 1: have these videos like Banded America or whatever, and it
Speaker 1: would be like the kid we would go to the
Speaker 1: kid whose apartment, whose parents like cared the least about him,
Speaker 1: rent for him, and then we would watch these videos
Speaker 1: and it would be like people killing people and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, yeah, no. I I remember working at
Speaker 1: a company that my dad got me hired for a
Speaker 1: job on was was working as basically a spammer for
Speaker 1: this website called digital FunTown dot com where I had
Speaker 1: to like promote their they're very off color fucking animated videos.
Speaker 1: It was like adult animation, but it was just without
Speaker 1: good writers. So it was like a big man's in
Speaker 1: prison and he prisoned stabbed some squirrels, and the squirrels
Speaker 1: there in jail too, and what and like that was
Speaker 1: the whole vibe over there. And I had to spam
Speaker 1: for them. I had to go on websites and just
Speaker 1: send out fucking blasts trying to get people to go
Speaker 1: to digital FunTown dot com. You're shaking your own huh?
Speaker 1: Would that pelve? It was? It was up there. It
Speaker 1: was pretty high at the time. I mean, can I
Speaker 1: tell you this is gonna this is gonna blow your
Speaker 1: fucking mind. Oh. I used to write for the bombs World.
Speaker 1: I'm completely serious, did you really? Yeah? Me and Alison Stevenson.
Speaker 1: It was made me bailing for bailed for so long. Oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't go on the website. Oh, this was this
Speaker 1: was It was like I was like writing their meme January.
Speaker 1: They had meme generator software, so I had to make
Speaker 1: like ten memes every time, and then I was doing
Speaker 1: all kinds of ship. I didn't I didn't go on
Speaker 1: it ever. Oh that's smart. Yeah. It didn't heal me.
Speaker 1: It didn't make me better, but I did I did
Speaker 1: have I did make one move meme that went pretty big.
Speaker 1: It was Michael Sarah and that young pregnant white women
Speaker 1: woman and it said, don't be silly, Juno, I don't
Speaker 1: wear condoms. It was my big bombs world credit. Yeah
Speaker 1: that did numbers. Oh yeah, I don't go on the site,
Speaker 1: but I'm hearing good things. You know you're not. I
Speaker 1: don't wear condoms big yeah, yeah, no, it was. That
Speaker 1: was my entrance into the game. Well, I'd say all
Speaker 1: that to say that the thing that ended up happening
Speaker 1: was you go on different website spamming. Sometimes you watch
Speaker 1: the videos. I'm watching this video of a kiddie cat
Speaker 1: and a dog playing together. They're just playing. It's harmless fun,
Speaker 1: and and then it immediately switched it cut to a
Speaker 1: video of a dude getting his head sawed off by
Speaker 1: another man. And then I just had to go to
Speaker 1: a boss and be like a bro, I can't I
Speaker 1: can't do this. No. That was it that you were like, No, man,
Speaker 1: I don't think this is this is gonna keep happening
Speaker 1: for very long. Yeah, call me when they're kicking people
Speaker 1: in the dick again. Yeah, this is this is not fun.
Speaker 1: That's awful. You had to see that at work. It
Speaker 1: was the worst day I think I've ever had a workplace. No,
Speaker 1: we're both laughing, but this is trauma for you for sure. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I haven't let it go. And this was many, many
Speaker 1: years ago. No, you gotta you gotta talk to somebody.
Speaker 1: That's like a bad thing that happened. I hope that
Speaker 1: this cuts out and then it's online. Uh, psych, did
Speaker 1: you see did you see an Arab dude chop another
Speaker 1: Arab dudes it off work? I don't know if they
Speaker 1: were Arab. That was not. I don't know either, But
Speaker 1: you know I didn't keep the video up. I didn't
Speaker 1: finish it. It was it was pretty bad. Yeah, that's awful. Man.
Speaker 1: Well I'll look at you now. You got a kid,
Speaker 1: you'll be all right. Yeah, and i'd know I transferred
Speaker 1: this down to another person. No, No, you kept it
Speaker 1: all inside like a good black man. So our our
Speaker 1: friend John goes on to say, one day while we
Speaker 1: we could have been learning history or social studies or
Speaker 1: anything related to the curriculum. She told us referring to
Speaker 1: this woman who used to beat him at school. She
Speaker 1: told us about how much she used to love the
Speaker 1: band Earth When and Fire. Then she found out that
Speaker 1: they worshiped the devil. That was a Christian school, so
Speaker 1: I'm sure she meant it as a warning to us
Speaker 1: kids about our enjoyment of worldly music. She went on
Speaker 1: to talk about how she heard they would pray to
Speaker 1: Satan over their record shipments whoa before they were sent out,
Speaker 1: and sacrifice an animal I think a goat to consecrate
Speaker 1: their pact and ensure good sales. I'd love to know
Speaker 1: if you heard anything similar, and to hear you talk
Speaker 1: about anything you learned. Love the show. Ben a fan
Speaker 1: from the beginning. I've liked, subscribed and reviews, So please
Speaker 1: don't threaten my knees by bitch. John. Well, thank you John, Yeah, John,
Speaker 1: thank you for saying this. Oh man, this is so
Speaker 1: complimented because I don't want to be like I don't
Speaker 1: want to be rude to your dusty teacher ass Auntie,
Speaker 1: but that bitch is lying. Yeah, Earth When and Fire
Speaker 1: being being the source of Satan feels wild. It is man. Listen,
Speaker 1: if it was a bad group, then I would be like, Okay, granted,
Speaker 1: maybe that's it, right, it's a bad group. The Devil
Speaker 1: used his power Earth then winning. It's incredible. What the
Speaker 1: fund are you doing? Millie Millie, Millie Vanilli goes and
Speaker 1: they're secretly devil worshippers. That makes perfect sense. They're German already,
Speaker 1: it's right there. They didn't even sing their songs, so
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you just found shells to take on
Speaker 1: the voice of Satan for spreading his word. But Earth
Speaker 1: One and Fire also they're from Tuskegee, Alabama. I don't
Speaker 1: feel I feel like that's not devil country. I've been.
Speaker 1: I've been several times. Why you've done a skin so much?
Speaker 1: My mom had a friend who grew up down there.
Speaker 1: It's a good town to go to. You can go
Speaker 1: to George Washington carference house. They have a there's a
Speaker 1: drag racing track outside town. Yeah, you know, don't worry
Speaker 1: abou why I'm into I got I got roots points
Speaker 1: like that. That that that that that's who told her
Speaker 1: about the goat. That's also what I don't understand that
Speaker 1: means they did that goat ship and somebody was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm telling yeah, it's it's weird, like the goat in
Speaker 1: particular is like okay, So they're first of all, they're
Speaker 1: in charge of their own shipments. Earth Wind and Fire
Speaker 1: is packing up their own crates to be she is
Speaker 1: going to the fucking warehouse. Vinyl Wait wait, is not
Speaker 1: in earth Wind and Fire. I'm thinking about the Commodore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're from They're from Tuskegee. I don't know where earth
Speaker 1: Winding Fires from. I don't know either wherever you do
Speaker 1: dreads and shaved heads at the same time. But they're
Speaker 1: also not going They're not going to the They're all
Speaker 1: dressed like wizards. They're not in packing warehouses, blood everywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't. And what I feel
Speaker 1: like this lady is just said, you know what happened? Oh,
Speaker 1: I think that she got I think because it's very
Speaker 1: excitable music. I think that she maybe got two ex
Speaker 1: side it over some earth When and Fire committed some
Speaker 1: actions that she's not proud of. Uh, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, earth When Fire in sex and then she water,
Speaker 1: which is what she screamed when she came with water.
Speaker 1: She she she yeah, I think she I think she yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she might have given some somebody some sloppy
Speaker 1: toppy or something like that. And then you know, and
Speaker 1: then felt terrible. And then she was like, that's devil music,
Speaker 1: y'all love the devil. Yeah, that's what I think. It's
Speaker 1: not a bad theory. I will say that that this
Speaker 1: was in part of where this Macro episode starts to
Speaker 1: kick in this Maxie episode, is that this conversation led
Speaker 1: me to a larger questioning, I guess, of whether or
Speaker 1: not secular music is a sin? Right? That that my
Speaker 1: mama told me secular music is a sin? Is really
Speaker 1: the conversation we're having at large. And do you feel
Speaker 1: that way? It's definitely something that I learned when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, Like I when I was like in
Speaker 1: my teens, I advocated that we go to church just
Speaker 1: because I was like you, yeah, it was weird. I
Speaker 1: got our family going to church. So you advocated for
Speaker 1: your family go to church? Were you so you weren't
Speaker 1: like you obviously were not afraid to go to church
Speaker 1: at that age, Like you weren't or anything like that. No,
Speaker 1: And this was my early teens. Don't get it wrong.
Speaker 1: I got busy pretty soon after. I didn't even I
Speaker 1: didn't know David look at me. I got pussy pretty
Speaker 1: soon after let's just all be cool. I don't know
Speaker 1: about a year and then I I figured out that
Speaker 1: some of this felt very false. But to that the
Speaker 1: larger thing that that sort of broke me, I guess
Speaker 1: out of my dedication to religion specifically was going to
Speaker 1: church which one day and being sent to a basement
Speaker 1: for Bible study. And in that basement they played like
Speaker 1: an hour and a half long video where they accused
Speaker 1: literally every artist of being a devil worshiper, like literally everybody.
Speaker 1: There was the and literally the part that broke me,
Speaker 1: I'll never forget it is they that there was a
Speaker 1: part of the video where they were like, and now
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about John Lennon And then they pulled
Speaker 1: up a uh clip of Imagine, the song Imagine where
Speaker 1: his entire purpose and the song is calling for peace
Speaker 1: amongst men, and they go this motherfucker said, God ain't
Speaker 1: real and it's like, I don't, I don't know, bro,
Speaker 1: I think if I think this is different than what
Speaker 1: you're pitching to me, this is crazy because like, first
Speaker 1: of all, what was the time stand? What Era did?
Speaker 1: Was this video produced like eighties seventies? It felt like, uh,
Speaker 1: if I were to guess, it was like mid to
Speaker 1: early nineties, so they were incorporating grunge and like a
Speaker 1: lot of ship. But like for me, I wasn't I'm
Speaker 1: not a that wasn't my ship when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I didn't None of
Speaker 1: this music meant anything to me. But the fucking imagine
Speaker 1: it's so clearly a song about harmony that it was
Speaker 1: like I'm reading the lyrics as they're calling it devil
Speaker 1: worship that I was like, look, man, I don't funk
Speaker 1: with John Lennon, but god damn, this feels false. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that is I get that. But there is other music
Speaker 1: where you're like, maybe this is from the Devil, like
Speaker 1: when like when the hot boys are like, I like
Speaker 1: the funcker in the ass while he beat up the pussy,
Speaker 1: Like that's not from God, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 1: there is some music that I listened to and sometimes
Speaker 1: in my head I'm like the Devil. But but I
Speaker 1: guess somebody could argue, and this isn't my argument, but
Speaker 1: I'll play the game. Is that is that maybe God
Speaker 1: gave us all them holes. Maybe them boys are just
Speaker 1: filling holes God. That doesn't necessarily mean that they're connecting
Speaker 1: to Satan as much as making choices. Okay, you're right,
Speaker 1: so sex out of it. What about just like violent
Speaker 1: I'm Gonna kill you music? And that's I think there
Speaker 1: are things and and truly we I don't know that
Speaker 1: I have a hard formed opinion about sin or not
Speaker 1: sin or whatever the funk it is, but I do
Speaker 1: think that there are a bunch of artists who know
Speaker 1: that devil worshiping is a thing, and they play into
Speaker 1: the ship because that's that's part of the fun. I
Speaker 1: guess that's part of the good time. I worry more
Speaker 1: about idolatry than devil worshiping, at least if we're talking
Speaker 1: about Black Guard, is say more about that, like us
Speaker 1: idolizing them? Yeah, and just like you know, commitment of
Speaker 1: life to the pursuit of money and material wealth and
Speaker 1: designer and all these things, it does come off as worship.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, you know what I mean? Like the idea
Speaker 1: of the of like design of being uses currency and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, so that I would worry about, but
Speaker 1: like directly developed directly worshiping the devil is a heavy line, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think there's a to me that feels more like
Speaker 1: what you're describing ego and sort of like toxicity that's
Speaker 1: sort of consumption and capitalism does to all of us.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't feel like they're like burning fucking candles
Speaker 1: in their like you know, living room and being like
Speaker 1: love you devil and then going and performing at their shows.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I mean, which one is worse? Also,
Speaker 1: I honestly I would rather you commit to the ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd rather you just wear some horns, go down to
Speaker 1: the warehouse kill a goat, than like a leather vest
Speaker 1: and kill a goat. I want you to dress up
Speaker 1: like a black Hebrew Israelite, but fun but fun, fun,
Speaker 1: like brighter colors, go kill a goat and then sing
Speaker 1: September it's worth it. Then it's worth it. Then I'm
Speaker 1: not afraid of the devil like that. Maybe I should
Speaker 1: show Oh man, that was a statement if I've ever
Speaker 1: heard one, are you? I don't. I'm I'm afraid of
Speaker 1: people who really like them, are you? Though? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: genuinely am. I see it in your face. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's one of those where it's like I'll beat
Speaker 1: a devil worshiper's ass. I don't think I would. I
Speaker 1: think whatever they like makes them like have a weird
Speaker 1: strength that I don't. I don't know that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go te for toll was so No, they make me
Speaker 1: uncomfortable for sure. I've never met one that wasn't skinny.
Speaker 1: First of all. Yeah, that scares me more. Oh you okay,
Speaker 1: because you know it's like we all know skinny motherfucker's
Speaker 1: who can secretly fight. And you're like, why you ain't
Speaker 1: got no muscles? How is this that is true? Like
Speaker 1: I have seen I knew a few skinny guys who
Speaker 1: like almost like they're possessed. H Okay, that's fair. Come on,
Speaker 1: what is the devil? Ever? Like, you know, what have
Speaker 1: you done for me lately? Like? I don't know, Man,
Speaker 1: you're missing the old devil I missed. I mean I
Speaker 1: missed like a concrete enemy. I feel like the new
Speaker 1: new school devil. Why whoa what a bunch of white
Speaker 1: ladies got crystals in their titties? That's I'm scared of that.
Speaker 1: That's fair. I was like, new school Devil feels much
Speaker 1: closer to Troll. An effective leader, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I don't see him. I don't see him galvanizing the
Speaker 1: people to like, what, like, what major moves have you made, Devil.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna be honest. It sounds like you're calling
Speaker 1: the Devil out and I'm excited to see where it lands.
Speaker 1: I'm not not damn you heard it here first, Devil
Speaker 1: versus David Bori. I just feel like I stuck up
Speaker 1: for that guy a lot and he never really did
Speaker 1: anything for me. A fight to win it all, and
Speaker 1: apparently there's a backstory that will cover eventually because because
Speaker 1: he's stuck up for you, Devil, and you're you're going down, buddy,
Speaker 1: I got you. Well, we're gonna take a break. I
Speaker 1: think that's the most appropriate way to end this. We're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be back with more, David
Speaker 1: boy And my mama told me we are back. I'm
Speaker 1: not gay, no more, I am delivered. Yeah, we're back
Speaker 1: here with with more David Bory more. My mama told me,
Speaker 1: we're still talking about the possibility that that secular music,
Speaker 1: the music of the everyday man is sinful and and
Speaker 1: harmful to God. Are they hurting God? Is that the fear? Well,
Speaker 1: I think that we hurt God when we turn away
Speaker 1: from him. So I guess, like technically right, because the
Speaker 1: Devil's all about temptation is the whole thing, right? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's this big thing is trying to tempt us into
Speaker 1: I guess turning our backs on God, be it uh
Speaker 1: temporarily or permanently, right, yeah, So I guess God don't
Speaker 1: like seeing your back. No, no, it's like, uh, it's
Speaker 1: like the way I treat kids in Arkansas. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. You show back, I would be I'll
Speaker 1: hit you close fisted like a man. So I, upon
Speaker 1: hearing this earth wind and Fire Satanism question, I want
Speaker 1: to get back to John's original question about earth wind
Speaker 1: and Fire. I did, in fact do some research, and
Speaker 1: specifically I stumbled into a forty five minute Facebook documentary
Speaker 1: called Satan Minutes. That's just a video a dude put up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no. They They had two different interviews,
Speaker 1: one of which was with a brother named uh Watchman
Speaker 1: Yahoo is reel and uh yeah, yeah, why a h
Speaker 1: you and I'm probably not Yahoo, but it's Yahoo. That's
Speaker 1: the only way I will respect you if it was
Speaker 1: h Oh, I'm not going first name watchman, you're fine
Speaker 1: with that? Yeah, yeah, I get that happens. But who's
Speaker 1: gotta be get? But he produced this along with a
Speaker 1: woman who, despite introducing himself at every interview segment of
Speaker 1: his own, he never introduces hers. Is like a much
Speaker 1: grainier footage that they film in a park. He's in
Speaker 1: like a full studio set up, and they never even
Speaker 1: mentioned who the funk this bitches for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: And yes, you goddamn right, I watched all forty five
Speaker 1: minutes of this ship. Can you do you have a clip?
Speaker 1: You got to show me a clip. I absolutely have
Speaker 1: a clip, But I couldn't wait for you to ask
Speaker 1: that question. Let me pull up some of my favorite
Speaker 1: moments from self produced. Right, it's absolutely self producing, and
Speaker 1: that won't even be a question you'll have to ask. Shortly.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see it and you'll know without a doubt
Speaker 1: that this is self produced. Oh man, I'm excited. So
Speaker 1: first of all, I want to play a clip. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go white out O they Okay, there's a yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all series. Make that ship big yeah up and
Speaker 1: listen to how the narrator sounds. This is this is
Speaker 1: the reason we're watching here. As you see in the
Speaker 1: previous episode, how Satan, being a minister of music has
Speaker 1: chosen musicians, singers, and entertainers to be much wicked messages
Speaker 1: and doctrines throughout the world. Just edwards from from that
Speaker 1: Twilight has always been a form of worship since the beginning.
Speaker 1: Who was paused said this because there's absolutely no way
Speaker 1: Rick James was a devil worshiper. What okay, now you're
Speaker 1: a wild There's no way he was not. No, get
Speaker 1: out of here. Rick James wasn't worshiping the Devil being
Speaker 1: elicit substances. He was Flow New York's Ricarlo James. Absolutely
Speaker 1: that motherfucker was not worshiping the Devil. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You mean, Eddie Murphy's key collaborator is worshiping the devil.
Speaker 1: Key collaborator is a boat. You tell me he didn't
Speaker 1: make that song. He turned some knobs in the video.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that I saw. I think he provided
Speaker 1: a bunch of cocaine. I think he I listened. I
Speaker 1: think he listened to Eddie Murphy vent about how his
Speaker 1: girl likes to party all the time and said, maybe
Speaker 1: you should write that down, and and so you're saying
Speaker 1: that whole time. He was like, you should write that
Speaker 1: down for sake. I'm not. I just I feel like
Speaker 1: Rick James was wild that I wouldn't. It wouldn't surprise me. Also,
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Jr. Worshiped the Devil? Go on, is there
Speaker 1: any evidence behind this? Or is this There's a clip
Speaker 1: of Eddie Murphy talking about it on Comedians and Cars
Speaker 1: with getting coffee. I like how you played this game,
Speaker 1: because you're now saying if I'm gonna use Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: as as evidence, then you're gonna use Eddie Murphy as evidence,
Speaker 1: which then either forces me to refute my own Eddie
Speaker 1: Murphy evidence or support yours. Listen, I'm saying, I play
Speaker 1: you don't shoot or shoot? All right? This is really
Speaker 1: a Juggalo video. This is terrible. So this video again
Speaker 1: forty five minutes on. This narrator is not the person
Speaker 1: that is is sort of leading the charge. This dude, Yeahoo,
Speaker 1: Israel is the main excuse me, watchman, Yahoo, Israel is
Speaker 1: the main. Dude, pushing the charge and then that lady
Speaker 1: he won't ever introduce. But throughout the video he goes
Speaker 1: into like this long thing about how he used to
Speaker 1: Funk or Earth Winning Fire, he supported them, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't until he really started digging into their messaging that
Speaker 1: he realized that they were of the Devil, that they
Speaker 1: were out here, uh, spreading Satan's word. Okay, I need
Speaker 1: I need a clip of like a synopsis or oh
Speaker 1: I I can't wait for you to see it. My
Speaker 1: favorite part of this before we we pressed play on it,
Speaker 1: my absolute that's the lady he won't introduce. My favorite
Speaker 1: part of of the this clip is the point in
Speaker 1: which he after he starts to to really feel like
Speaker 1: he's digging into a point, he just starts yelling stuff
Speaker 1: like emphatically at the camera and you're gonna see a
Speaker 1: moment of him losing his mind at this information. In
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four, Sun Goddess rose to five, twenty and
Speaker 1: forty four on the U S, Disco, R and B
Speaker 1: and Hot One Singles charts, respectively. It was Lewis's biggest
Speaker 1: hit since the in Crowd. Earth Wind and Fire also
Speaker 1: recorded a live version of the song for their Gratitude
Speaker 1: LP in nineteen seventy five. Sun God is Sun worship.
Speaker 1: This is exactly what they were pushing in their music,
Speaker 1: sun worship, worship of the Sun, which is one of
Speaker 1: the oldest sins in descriptions because it tell you that
Speaker 1: even um Judah at one time and prayed to the Sun.
Speaker 1: Sun worship saying God is Sun God is He's too,
Speaker 1: His sugars are, his sugars are up. Imagine getting that
Speaker 1: mad at Earth Winding Fire where you're listening to their
Speaker 1: lyrics and first of all, all these claiming, all he's
Speaker 1: suggesting is that they're saying worship the Sun God instead
Speaker 1: of Jesus Christ. Like that's what he claims, is the
Speaker 1: devil worshiping inside of this. So this is all just
Speaker 1: hardcore Christianity, that's his whole thing. Well, he's saying like
Speaker 1: they're they're asking us to go towards false idols and
Speaker 1: subsequently in doing that, that's like basically Satan's biggest coolest
Speaker 1: trick is getting us to worship someone that isn't Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know what to make of this.
Speaker 1: I love his passion, Can I say that like I
Speaker 1: appreciate he's sick. Man. I want to believe he does
Speaker 1: this for every single earth when empire so or you're
Speaker 1: just sitting there like electric Boogoloo Boogoloo Wonderland? What also
Speaker 1: because and I've always wondered this, all right, if it's
Speaker 1: why is it always the music? Why does it God
Speaker 1: have any good music Asians on his side? Then? Mm
Speaker 1: hmm don't you wonder that? What? Why God doesn't? I
Speaker 1: mean he's got some right because like, oh yeah, that's
Speaker 1: worth noting that that this series, it is a series
Speaker 1: and the other episodes circle around Prince and Parliament Funkadelic.
Speaker 1: So he ain't fucking like you said, he ain't sucking
Speaker 1: with no God, ain't got no good artists on his side,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm that. I mean, he's got like is
Speaker 1: mm hmmm right? Right? Uh? What's uh Whitney Houston's mom,
Speaker 1: Sissy Houston? Uh Uh? I feel like Ray Charles was
Speaker 1: on his side. Ray Charles did Heroin. He's like, you
Speaker 1: don't can do Heroin and love God. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think Ray Charles, Here's what I'll saying. I think Look,
Speaker 1: Ray Charles loved Heroin more then God. Yeah, not at
Speaker 1: the end, yea for most of his life. Damn what
Speaker 1: Here's what's crazy to me. By the way I say,
Speaker 1: I say, you know, I don't think all music is
Speaker 1: from God because I like to fuck her in the
Speaker 1: houts while he beat up the pussy. And you're like,
Speaker 1: well that could be anything but heroin. That's the line
Speaker 1: at once and be a child of God, but you
Speaker 1: can't shoot up a little bit of heroin. I don't
Speaker 1: think that was my argument, and I and I rolled
Speaker 1: back the tape if I knew how to do that.
Speaker 1: My argument wasn't that they are children of God. There
Speaker 1: was no I wasn't sitting there being like, you know,
Speaker 1: who's a child of God. Juvie Juvie is a child
Speaker 1: of God. That wasn't my point. My point was only
Speaker 1: that he was sharing holes with his friends, not to
Speaker 1: to serve at Satan's footsteps. Okay, but you but shooting
Speaker 1: up is everything Satan's I feel it. It's the same activity. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I I I think that's a fair point that I'm
Speaker 1: willing to concede on that. Maybe I'm being a little
Speaker 1: generous when I differentiate between heroin and a tag team
Speaker 1: with your closest buddies or is it some guy you met? It?
Speaker 1: Doesn't you know? I don't know? Alright, fair enough, I thought,
Speaker 1: and I thought in the song he was implying he's
Speaker 1: going to do it with b G. And they have
Speaker 1: more than just a passing friendship, right, man? Could you
Speaker 1: imagine walking in on that just two of the most talented,
Speaker 1: hideous men sharing one lady? Oh man? Where did she
Speaker 1: go after that? You gotta go and like, what do
Speaker 1: you do? What do you do? Right after? You got
Speaker 1: tag team by Juvie and b G? Oh? I hope somewhere.
Speaker 1: I hope somewhere special. I hope like a good movie. No,
Speaker 1: I bet you would. I hope it's like Golden Crowd,
Speaker 1: Like just decompress, like sit down, get you some chocolate milk,
Speaker 1: can really think about what's been going on? Well? What
Speaker 1: got me here? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? How did I end
Speaker 1: up this way? So the documentary is another You've only
Speaker 1: seen a couple of minutes of it, but it's it's
Speaker 1: forty five minutes long. They mostly even the Facebook comments
Speaker 1: are mostly people calling them stupid and weird for spending
Speaker 1: this much time on it, and obviously these claims of
Speaker 1: devil worshiping are not limited to just Earth when it fire, right, Like,
Speaker 1: there are so many other groups and people you already
Speaker 1: pointed to, like the Hot Boys, fucking John Lennon, the Beatles, goddammit,
Speaker 1: Hotel California. When I was looking this ship up. Apparently
Speaker 1: it's a song that is meant to have Satan lyrics
Speaker 1: when you play it backwards. That if you do that,
Speaker 1: that that back thing that that white people out really
Speaker 1: excited about in the seventies, sixties, seventies, in that they
Speaker 1: do believe in backwards records. Yeah, it's called backmasking. Apparently,
Speaker 1: that's the technical term for it. I use that term
Speaker 1: for something completely different. You have the Devil, my man,
Speaker 1: and I'm proud of you. People don't say that often enough.
Speaker 1: They don't go you have the Devil and it felt
Speaker 1: good good. Here's my question, is there any is there?
Speaker 1: I want? I want because this is such a major claim,
Speaker 1: Is there any major proof? Like, is there ever? Did
Speaker 1: you find anything in all of your research where you
Speaker 1: were like, well, that seems like actually a good point
Speaker 1: they could be for the Devil. I will say that
Speaker 1: there were there are people that they bring up where
Speaker 1: it's like, don't be silly, like the whole hotel the
Speaker 1: Eagles are are hiding, they claimed they're hiding. Yes, Satan
Speaker 1: organized his own religion or Satan he hears this. He
Speaker 1: had me believe in him in their music, and it's like,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. No, no they didn't. It seems
Speaker 1: like too much work, I mean. And it's also like
Speaker 1: you don't have to hide it. You could say it
Speaker 1: like they said, I like the funk her in the
Speaker 1: ass while he beat up. They just said it the
Speaker 1: market is wide open. You could just be saying this ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to hide it in in a fucking
Speaker 1: turntable somewhere, because what kind of a fucking losers listen
Speaker 1: to the song backwards anyways? Yeah, fucking dweebs. What what
Speaker 1: girl did you invite over that wants you to play
Speaker 1: it backwards? Yeah? Yeah, you know how how I get laid?
Speaker 1: I play fucking rock music backwards and then we get
Speaker 1: scared a little bit. Yeah, that's a penny dropper every time.
Speaker 1: So so obviously stuff like that feels very like you
Speaker 1: shut up, this isn't a thing. But then there's other
Speaker 1: example is where it's like there's a song from Slayer
Speaker 1: if you're familiar at all with Slayer, called hell Weights
Speaker 1: or hell Awaits, and it's like, well, yeah, they hid
Speaker 1: messages and that ship what's the message by another Slayer album?
Speaker 1: But no, I think they're they're feeding into the character,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like they're doing fucking
Speaker 1: the character. Is literally you eating devil pussy and ship
Speaker 1: on on your album covers. I think that that's only
Speaker 1: for angels. Ah, I don't even. I Also, this whole
Speaker 1: ship is crazy to me too, because like, what's the
Speaker 1: allure of worship being the devil? I think that he'll
Speaker 1: he'll he'll bring your greatest desires to come true. I'm
Speaker 1: basing this all off the movie Devil's Advocate. You've seen that, oh,
Speaker 1: with Keanu Reefs. Yeah, and al Pacino being his his
Speaker 1: dad for some reason? Uh? Is that? But isn't that
Speaker 1: what God's supposed to do to Yeah? I guess. But
Speaker 1: God's is like a slower drip, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: God is micro docing your your greatest dreams. What the
Speaker 1: Devil's offering is a big hit. Oh, because the devil
Speaker 1: give you like a one shot, Like I'll give you
Speaker 1: a hit single, God will give you like a family
Speaker 1: that loves you. Yeah, exactly, and then in the inspiration
Speaker 1: to write the single, should you so choose right? So
Speaker 1: they're not. Yeah, I don't understand you. So you just
Speaker 1: picked the devil because you're lazy it seems that way,
Speaker 1: or at least you you really are mad at God
Speaker 1: about something else, you know what I mean? Like, if
Speaker 1: if God took my foot, I probably would start to
Speaker 1: at least consider what the devil's got to say. That's
Speaker 1: all it takes. Huh, Yeah, that's that's about. No. Wonder
Speaker 1: why you didn't last long? Your boy loves the jog.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't take that foot for me. I understand,
Speaker 1: I understand. Wait, do you believe in God? Though? I
Speaker 1: think I believe that we didn't just create ourselves. I
Speaker 1: don't think that this is an even sci What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, jorg And, as I said it,
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like the smartest thing I had said
Speaker 1: all day, but you really zeroed in on it. I
Speaker 1: respect that, Jones. I guess what I'm saying is I
Speaker 1: believe that we didn't just like walk out of some
Speaker 1: ooze as like these these fully formed Whatever that said,
Speaker 1: I do think that that ooze or whatever created it
Speaker 1: or or what formed humanity, because I do believe the
Speaker 1: ooze part of it, right, It's just that I don't
Speaker 1: believe that that was like completely independent of a a
Speaker 1: greater being imagining whatever. I don't know that that being
Speaker 1: takes any form that we've ever like presented it as
Speaker 1: do you want to? I guess my question is do
Speaker 1: you believe that there is a supreme being, one who
Speaker 1: it's over good and one who lords over evil. I
Speaker 1: don't believe. I don't necessarily know that. I believe in
Speaker 1: the binary good and evil well enough to know that
Speaker 1: they're lording over it in that way. That's the most
Speaker 1: serial killer answer you could have had. Fuck, Okay, there's
Speaker 1: good guys and there's bad guys. A clear line. No
Speaker 1: one's ever done anything on the other side of the
Speaker 1: line that doesn't match their personality. Okay, I mean this
Speaker 1: isn't helping. Do you believe it? God? Are you a
Speaker 1: God man? H? Yeah? I believe in intelligent designs somewhat.
Speaker 1: I don't think that we got it right. Like I
Speaker 1: don't believe a lot of Bible ship. I don't believe
Speaker 1: that there was a flood that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really that. That doesn't make a lot of
Speaker 1: sense to me. I think a bunch of motherfucker's were
Speaker 1: good storytellers and we're we're real bought in on the stories.
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't think humans figured it out.
Speaker 1: There's not even that many of the stories. It's like
Speaker 1: if you look at Christianity and then you look at
Speaker 1: like Zorastrianism, pretty similar, completely different time periods, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, yeah, so like, yeah, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't believe in that, but yeah, there could be
Speaker 1: something up there. With a shrug and then checks for
Speaker 1: his phone. I love because now I'm worried that, like
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. God's just sending you a message like
Speaker 1: hey bro, you fucked up, man. Yeah you asked to
Speaker 1: fight the day you asked to fight siting early and
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, okay, I'll funk with this, dude,
Speaker 1: but then you announced me no. Um. I worried that
Speaker 1: if if there isn't real God, he's gonna send me
Speaker 1: back to work in the car wash. That's like my
Speaker 1: big fear in life for anything. Fuck. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: a fair fear bro. They got you in there. You
Speaker 1: gotta wash rims with a toothbrush. It's like terrible. Oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt like slavery. You were at a very specific
Speaker 1: car wash though, right it was an auto spa. Okay,
Speaker 1: yeah you were. They were. They were trying to class
Speaker 1: up the car wash experience because I've gotten my car
Speaker 1: washed fair amount and I've never seen the motherfucker with
Speaker 1: a toothbrush go to any of my nooks or crannies.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That makes you sorry for you, And that's
Speaker 1: why I don't believe in God, because there's no toothbrushes
Speaker 1: and ma nukes or crannies, cranny free, cranny free, toothbrush
Speaker 1: free cranny. No Jesus, I understand that. Yeah, alright, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be back with more David
Speaker 1: Bori and more. My mama told me, oh, I found
Speaker 1: the clip to what's the clip Bettie Murphy talking about
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Jr. Sammy told me he worshiped the devil
Speaker 1: through in uh. Dan Tennis on that restaurant with all
Speaker 1: the pictures of Sammy was like, you know, Satan is
Speaker 1: as powerful as God, And I was like, what about
Speaker 1: why do you think there's so much anger in the
Speaker 1: world and chilling and murder and the Satan? And he
Speaker 1: saw my reaction to it and kind of lightened up
Speaker 1: on it, and he was like the dantan of this
Speaker 1: darkness that the candles on the table and Sammy's face
Speaker 1: over the candle. You know, Satan is as powerful as God's.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean that he is. That it
Speaker 1: Why why would he lie about that? That's too specific?
Speaker 1: That's too specific, right, Yeah, No, Satan is as powerful
Speaker 1: as God. And then he didn't have a and then
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I'm no, I was a kidding.
Speaker 1: I was just kid. You think steak, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: get back in the stand up. And but if somebody
Speaker 1: as powerful as Sammy Davis Jr. Because he was powerful, right,
Speaker 1: he was pretty powerful. So that makes me think and
Speaker 1: it's like he was pretty powerful and he it's not
Speaker 1: that's not like a well known thing. So it makes
Speaker 1: me think, is there like a crew of people who
Speaker 1: were the devil behind the scenes? Probably? And that goes
Speaker 1: back to if there was ever an industry that I've observed,
Speaker 1: which basically it's just to car washing entertainment, if there
Speaker 1: was ever a place where something like that could thrive
Speaker 1: behind closed doors. I do think entertainment would be a
Speaker 1: place where that could happen, right because because of how
Speaker 1: many things we naturally do that are sort of like
Speaker 1: hidden in in secrecy and and illusion and things like
Speaker 1: and things like like like like scientology and things like that,
Speaker 1: Like there is like levels of that type of or
Speaker 1: like when Kabbala swept through Hollywood, like the entertainment industry
Speaker 1: is prone to having things like that affected. I feel
Speaker 1: like that makes sense. I guess my question for you is,
Speaker 1: do you then, because you're saying like you believe in
Speaker 1: intelligent design, you don't think that it's necessarily taken the
Speaker 1: form that we're presenting it. We're we're similar in that way.
Speaker 1: Do you then still believe in the devil? Are you like,
Speaker 1: yell but the Devil's realist? Fuck? No, because it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta have white to have black or whatever.
Speaker 1: So no, I I don't. I guess I believe because
Speaker 1: I also have a very strong feeling that it's like
Speaker 1: dangerous to make your own god like completely. I think
Speaker 1: that kind of looks people up a lot of times.
Speaker 1: But I do think that like if there is a
Speaker 1: higher power. I see it as being more kind of
Speaker 1: ambivalent to the left or the like. I don't see
Speaker 1: it being as supreme. I don't see whatever the designer
Speaker 1: is this being supreme good so that there's no reason
Speaker 1: for supreme evil. Yes, I feel similarly, and it does
Speaker 1: feel crazy, I guess. And this is where the question goes,
Speaker 1: is why if our theory, if what you're presenting potentially
Speaker 1: is true, that like this is much more of like
Speaker 1: a neutral god who isn't choosing between good and bad
Speaker 1: but merely just showing humanity as it is reflecting back
Speaker 1: at itself. Right, If that is possible, then why the
Speaker 1: devil for all these individuals? What is the devil in
Speaker 1: fact meant to do for them if they're investing? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I think the devil it To me,
Speaker 1: it seems like the devil is supposed to symbolize, like
Speaker 1: you were saying before, like a quick fix that's supposed
Speaker 1: to be like the antithesis of like hard work and
Speaker 1: earning it. I feel like on a moral level, it's
Speaker 1: more like even if you're even if you're not saying
Speaker 1: even like the devil is just like uh, a stand
Speaker 1: in for like loose morals and ethics, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Oh, so the Devil is more like a
Speaker 1: concise mission statement relating to much more fucked up shit, right,
Speaker 1: And I think it's I think it more stands for
Speaker 1: like the idea of not having disciplined in your life
Speaker 1: for whatever. You know what I mean. I got you
Speaker 1: it was like, ah, yeah, I share holes with my boys,
Speaker 1: and I don't wake up at a reasonable hour. The
Speaker 1: Devil exactly exactly. I'm not. I'm not I'm not doing
Speaker 1: I'm not waking every day with a up every day
Speaker 1: with a purpose. I'm not dedicated to anything, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I want, I don't work hard. I
Speaker 1: think that's all the Devil. Yeah, I mean to that point.
Speaker 1: One of the things that always surprises me with the music,
Speaker 1: specifically the music being played backwards, is that the Devil's
Speaker 1: never putting like a message in that's really like a
Speaker 1: fucking crazy message, do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: it's always like Satan's real that that's the big message
Speaker 1: that they're slipping into this ship is like Satan, he's alive,
Speaker 1: And it's like okay, cool man, Like you're not I'm
Speaker 1: not learning anything it's not like Satan believes in you
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you about repairing your relationship
Speaker 1: with your family members. It's just like or even kill
Speaker 1: your parents. Yeah, it's never that active, and so it's
Speaker 1: that way. It feels like, to your your point, just
Speaker 1: dumb dumbs trying to to make a quick fix more
Speaker 1: than actually uh them having figured out the exact articulation
Speaker 1: of like this is how we we get into the
Speaker 1: minds of the youth and and destroy God, right right, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that. Yeah, I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if the devil is real, it can't be these passive messages.
Speaker 1: It's the kids are Internet savvy. Everyone's media trains. You
Speaker 1: have to have like appointed direction about your ship. You
Speaker 1: can't just be out here saying you exist. That's not
Speaker 1: gonna get it done. Yeah, it's got to be the
Speaker 1: same like Lucifer says, killed the President on Thursday. Needs
Speaker 1: to be in the music for me to believe that
Speaker 1: this is true, Like Satan is ship right, like n
Speaker 1: f T s our Mine, like like he's gotta like
Speaker 1: he's just dragging. Yeah, I made you buy pictures that
Speaker 1: you could just have, you dumb bitch. That's me. Do
Speaker 1: you think the State would say bitch? Even? Do you
Speaker 1: think Satan doesn't cuss? He's like real clean. I think
Speaker 1: that he's almost so smooth he doesn't have to whoa.
Speaker 1: That feels like what Will Smith got told before he
Speaker 1: started rapping. You know what I mean? You know the
Speaker 1: best rapper is so smooth he doesn't have to cuss.
Speaker 1: And Will was like hell yeah dog, oh yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: because I always like and this is and this is
Speaker 1: something about me. I've always assumed that if the Devil
Speaker 1: were real, I would be very susceptible, like and I
Speaker 1: always think who would turn me? Like somebody really smooth?
Speaker 1: Like who's that guy? Not Uncle Elroy? Who's that actor?
Speaker 1: Oh man, he's got like the deep voice ving rains. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he was the guy with that he was in Uh
Speaker 1: he was Kirby Kirby and Dead Presidents. Hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at looking at him up. You're not talking about
Speaker 1: the All State guy, are you? No? No, I met
Speaker 1: him once. Didn't feel like the devil. Oh are you
Speaker 1: talking about the dude Keith Davis? To me? Who seems
Speaker 1: like the devil? Right? And Keith David doesn't seem like
Speaker 1: he has to cuts. He just kind of yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just kind of smooth like that. Yeah, you're just getting
Speaker 1: But also doesn't he seem like that's what the devil
Speaker 1: would look like? And now he's got Keith David. Uh
Speaker 1: and I'm a big fan. But he's got an evil
Speaker 1: fucking face. No, I'm a huge fan. That's why I
Speaker 1: like you. Yeah, he's got a goddamn devil's face if
Speaker 1: I've ever seen one. Yeah, that guy looks like he could,
Speaker 1: like he could just say some wild like you would
Speaker 1: walk into a room and it would be just him
Speaker 1: and he's got like some brandy and he would just
Speaker 1: say some crazy shit. Yeah. That's how I feel about
Speaker 1: Keith David. And you're lucky if it's Satanism, because it
Speaker 1: might just be him like scatting at you and you're like,
Speaker 1: this is so much scarier Keith David. I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: alone with Keith David, regardless of what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: the last little bit that I'll bring up in all
Speaker 1: of this, I I it got me thinking about more
Speaker 1: contemporary examples, right because we're talking about Slayer, we're talking
Speaker 1: about John Lennon Earth When you fire all these different
Speaker 1: groups should be talking about John Legend, John Legend, and
Speaker 1: we're talking about not cheating John Legend, not that early
Speaker 1: ship where he was constantly cheating on his girls. No
Speaker 1: loving John Legend, civil rights activists, John Legend, sexiest man,
Speaker 1: People's Sexiest man Alive, John Legend, sexiest mouse Alive, John Legend.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. It made me maybe stop believing
Speaker 1: in anything. It was who who says? I never heard
Speaker 1: that from him. No, there was like a short R
Speaker 1: and B singer who's not known for being sexy, that's
Speaker 1: already maybe the devil's work. There was like a short
Speaker 1: window where he had like started working out and got
Speaker 1: like a hair hut, and every girl was like, god
Speaker 1: damn John John Legend is sexy. But that was like
Speaker 1: twelve years ago, and he was He didn't have Christie Teagan,
Speaker 1: he didn't have kids yet. It was truly like a
Speaker 1: fucking brief blip in in our in our giant universe. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember sexy John Legend. I always remember
Speaker 1: assistant principal asked, John Legend, oh, sweater best John Legend? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when he was cheating on everybody. I mean I
Speaker 1: mean maybe that was maybe that was sexy. I can't tell.
Speaker 1: I can't. I just he doesn't seem sexy to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. Look up John Legend sexy.
Speaker 1: There there's pictures of him with come gutters. He got
Speaker 1: them them cume gutters. I think Keith David is sexier
Speaker 1: than I'm not arguing against that. I think he has
Speaker 1: got the d'angelo's out. Yeah, okay, yeah, but again those
Speaker 1: are twelve years ago pictures. This isn't This isn't contemporary ship.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Yeah? No, I got
Speaker 1: I got you, I got you. I don't like this
Speaker 1: at all. You got to delete that from your their history.
Speaker 1: No not I no. So one of the things that
Speaker 1: got me thinking about is some of the the more
Speaker 1: contemporary examples, and one of the first people that came
Speaker 1: to mind for me was Travis Scott. Right, Travis Scott
Speaker 1: is somebody who is constantly being sort of like associated,
Speaker 1: whether intentionally or unintentionally, with like the Devil and Satanism
Speaker 1: and ship. Right. He also seems like the kind of
Speaker 1: guy who would he feels like he would dabble in
Speaker 1: that m just because he seems like kind of like
Speaker 1: a not don't so what what did you find about
Speaker 1: Travis Scott? Did you find anything? Well, one of the
Speaker 1: things that I did find was that there are a
Speaker 1: lot of people accusing him, specifically around the Astro World
Speaker 1: catastrophe right of of this festival where people died because
Speaker 1: he kept performing or not because because it was overcrowded
Speaker 1: and because people were not responsible about making sure that
Speaker 1: there was like safety protocols put in place, and then
Speaker 1: he kept performing while these safety protocols sort of had fallen,
Speaker 1: which people then put on him as his responsibility, whether
Speaker 1: right or wrong, who knows either way. There's like a
Speaker 1: big TikTok subsect, much like a Bomb's world, where they
Speaker 1: are very adamant that like he was doing some demonic
Speaker 1: shit intentionally that day that like his stage apparently was
Speaker 1: was shaped like a crooked, upside down crucifix, which was
Speaker 1: meant to be a pathway from Satan from Hell to
Speaker 1: like Earth that he was introducing. He was wearing a
Speaker 1: shirt apparently that had people walking through a door away
Speaker 1: where they like passed through the doorway and then have
Speaker 1: horns on the other side. And then there was a
Speaker 1: bunch of you know, videos obviously of him like sort
Speaker 1: of like staring very sort of dead eyed at people
Speaker 1: as they're being ambulanced out or or dragged out of
Speaker 1: the concert while it's happening. All Right, I want to
Speaker 1: say this very careful. Yep, I'm listening. I'm excited. Here's
Speaker 1: this that goes back to this point of then the
Speaker 1: devil is weak as out all that all that million
Speaker 1: dollar crooked cross stage tickets bought and you could only
Speaker 1: ice like four people. That's like, that's that's bad. That's
Speaker 1: not good stats. Maybe that's terrible. You're a loser. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a bad free throw percentage. I'm saying, like you
Speaker 1: did all that to just throw up a couple of bricks,
Speaker 1: like you all right, Satan, Satan, if anything is, is
Speaker 1: not effective at his job. Yeah, that's how I feel.
Speaker 1: If that's if that's the case, Okay, I mean the
Speaker 1: internet feels differently. They feel like the I think it
Speaker 1: was eight, if I'm not mistaken, eight people who died.
Speaker 1: There was enough to prove that Satan was secretly behind
Speaker 1: all of this. Now you gotta hit like to make
Speaker 1: me even move. I will say that one of the
Speaker 1: things that I struggled with inside of this is the
Speaker 1: Travis Scott of it all right, Like he look Travis
Speaker 1: Scott at the core of him, and I get it.
Speaker 1: He dabbles, he sort of plays, and he feels very
Speaker 1: weird and strange to the art form he's in. But
Speaker 1: Travis Scott at his core is still a nigger from Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1: And his real name is Jack Quis. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Really, yeah, this man's name is Jack Queens.
Speaker 1: Ain't no country nigga named Jock Queez ever read the
Speaker 1: Satanic Bible? Do you know what I mean? You can't
Speaker 1: read the Satanic Bible in line at the Turkey leg Hut.
Speaker 1: You have to, It's not possible. They'll kill you. Those
Speaker 1: big old corn bread church people will beat the funk
Speaker 1: out of you. I don't think you could read it
Speaker 1: in Houston, to be quite honest, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's just this feels like a stretch to say that.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that Travis Scott reads much less it's
Speaker 1: readings in the best practices for for introducing hell gateways.
Speaker 1: And as far as him staring dead eyed, he does
Speaker 1: that a lot. Because I've always wondered what Travis Scott
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I don't know if you're faster slow?
Speaker 1: Have you never seen Travis Scott play basketball? No? Oh, no,
Speaker 1: you've never seen it? Is it good? Oh? I want
Speaker 1: to say his name is Chuck que He does. He
Speaker 1: absolutely does. I'll look it up real quick and said
Speaker 1: it to you if you can. I'm really excited about this.
Speaker 1: I never even thought about him playing basketball because he
Speaker 1: went to art school. Uh No, Travis Scott plays basketball,
Speaker 1: baby like a lot. Uh who hard to know? A man?
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. But he he certainly moves with the
Speaker 1: same confidence he moves with on stage. I want him
Speaker 1: to be good. I want him to be good. You
Speaker 1: want Travis Scott to be good? I want him to
Speaker 1: be like I want him to be like unselfish, like
Speaker 1: really really good passing. Whoa, you're a big Travis Scott fan. No,
Speaker 1: I don't do that to me. You like that those
Speaker 1: kids died? Why did he do that with his arm?
Speaker 1: What's happening? Hooping? Baby? That's not what that is. That's
Speaker 1: what draving guy who could look like? This is my
Speaker 1: favorite party there? Yeah, there was an angle that you'll
Speaker 1: have to see at a different time. I think he's
Speaker 1: just trying athletic. I think he plays basketball like he
Speaker 1: went to art school. Yeah, there's one where you can
Speaker 1: see from the back from his back. How crazy the
Speaker 1: releases and that was the one that I was most
Speaker 1: joyful and sharing. But here we are. That's okay, that
Speaker 1: was okay, That wasn't that wasn't as No, and he
Speaker 1: is much worse than than what those videos sort of reflected.
Speaker 1: I feel like if I was a rap star, first
Speaker 1: thing I do, I pay that guy lethal shooter immediately.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, I'm wanna be in the All Star
Speaker 1: Game and and people will be like, yo, he can hoop.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not trying to make the league. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to fix whatever, you know, dreams I lost.
Speaker 1: I just need people to be like, you know, who
Speaker 1: who you want to be when compared with other people
Speaker 1: in your field basketball, they want to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: stand up comedians. It's like Lightston Kerman, yep. I feel
Speaker 1: like Clayton English. I don't know who else. No Garden Swarts,
Speaker 1: he's pretty good. Oh no, yeah yeah, yeah he's from Denver. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think Travis Scott to me feels much more like
Speaker 1: just a dude playing in in imagery that services the
Speaker 1: selling of his brand more than an actual devil worshiper
Speaker 1: I I could believe that as well. I mean I
Speaker 1: I just he's like a hype beast, yes, exactly. And
Speaker 1: he's he's then making devil worshiping like palatable for a
Speaker 1: fucking tween. Who right, he's a sellout. He's a devil sellout. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's He's truly a devil cone. And that that wasn't
Speaker 1: a term that I thought I would use today. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love it so much. I know he's
Speaker 1: a devil. Travis Scott is a devil code. Can we
Speaker 1: please stigle this episode double CODs. I think it's the
Speaker 1: only option we have at this point. Oh man, he's
Speaker 1: a I'm gonna call man. I'm gonna man, my little
Speaker 1: brother just left. I would have called him a devil coon.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying that. Every I'm gonna take it to
Speaker 1: the barber shop. He's gonna your brother is gonna be like,
Speaker 1: you know, what the fuck, He's not gonna know how
Speaker 1: to take it. That's you'll be a while. He's a
Speaker 1: devil coon. He's a devil. It's perfect. It's too good.
Speaker 1: Do you think Sammy Davis Jr. Was a devil coon
Speaker 1: or was he? I think based double what we now
Speaker 1: know from this one conversation with Jerry Seinfeld and Eddie Murphy,
Speaker 1: then yeah, Sammy Davis was a devil coon. Al right
Speaker 1: before this episode ends, can we just list four known
Speaker 1: devil coons? Well, Sammy Davis was a one eyed devil cone,
Speaker 1: which feels like that's the worst version of it. The
Speaker 1: only kind that's worst is a Kentucky devil coon. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Kentucky Kentucky devil coon sounds bad. Yeah yeah, Okay, So
Speaker 1: Sammy Davis Jr. Known devil coon, Travis Scott suspected devil coon,
Speaker 1: suspected devil coon. I would I would go so far
Speaker 1: as to say Terry Cruise is a devil Y Cruise
Speaker 1: is a heart if anybody was ever a devil coon,
Speaker 1: ever one there was ever one. I think Terry Cruis
Speaker 1: is definitely pulling in devil crew like he he feels
Speaker 1: like he's definitely playing a different version of Satanism than
Speaker 1: Travis Scott and Sammy Davis. Right, Yeah, No, I think
Speaker 1: he's the one who's really believing it. Yeah, Like he's
Speaker 1: that's he's trying so hard to be so soft, like
Speaker 1: to be seen it. I could take to the porn.
Speaker 1: It's because you're devil cooning. Yeah. He feels like sort
Speaker 1: of the uh, the tom Cruise of his field as
Speaker 1: far as Satanism is concerned, where it's like, you're so
Speaker 1: good at it. We we don't even want you to
Speaker 1: hide it. Yeah, we want you to be out. Yeah
Speaker 1: he's yeah, okay, yeah, he might be King Devil coonon.
Speaker 1: I think he's King Devil cop for sure. Okay. And
Speaker 1: then who's the last one. Maybe Brian Pumper. Okay, I
Speaker 1: can see that. Yeah, like you gotta you gotta fucking
Speaker 1: diversify your bonds. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: All of them do a different thing. It's all different.
Speaker 1: If if Satan needed four horsemen of his version of
Speaker 1: the apocalypse, ha ha ha ha ha ha. You want
Speaker 1: glass Side Sammy Davis, you want silly jump Shot Travis Scott,
Speaker 1: you want buffass Terry Crews, And then you want butt
Speaker 1: naked bran with a long ass dick next to our horses.
Speaker 1: Long ass bit. This makes perfect sense to me. The
Speaker 1: four devil coon to be a Parker. What a what
Speaker 1: a combination. Oh man, it's like it's the perfect access
Speaker 1: of evil. They're hit in every spot, all the bad,
Speaker 1: all the bad. There is not a black person who
Speaker 1: subscribes to this podcast or frankly any other podcast that
Speaker 1: has not at some point invested in one of those
Speaker 1: four people. Yeah, to their detriment, because we all did it.
Speaker 1: We all did it. We saw we saw white chicks.
Speaker 1: We thought Terry Crews is harmless. Yeah, we were like,
Speaker 1: he gets it, he gets what this joke is. He's
Speaker 1: on our side. No, but never know, he meant every word.
Speaker 1: And we've also who hasn't who hasn't invested some time
Speaker 1: in Brian Bumper? Come on, dog, come on. And then
Speaker 1: you're like, oh no, you'ar that song King Daggling he made?
Speaker 1: Do you ever heard that song? No? You never heard
Speaker 1: King Diggling by Brian Bumper. This last video for today,
Speaker 1: I swear to God, No I haven't. I didn't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I thought you were cool. This is You're gonna love this.
Speaker 1: Oh man, if this, if, if there was ever a
Speaker 1: video of it, screamed Devil COONO. I can't wait for
Speaker 1: Devil Coon and merch to start dropping on the internet.
Speaker 1: We get Devil Cone T shirts. We can get one
Speaker 1: wear a Devil Coon T shirt without any other context
Speaker 1: attached to it. I'm surprised that you're not in the
Speaker 1: right now. It would mean the world to me if
Speaker 1: that was the the product that we started pushing on
Speaker 1: this show. Is that the first time you've ever said that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never called anybody a devil coon before. Damn, this
Speaker 1: is a good day. Is all right? This is the
Speaker 1: last But this is this. You could watch this and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, oh, this is devil Coon. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Oh man, I can't wait. I'm so glad
Speaker 1: I get to show you this. You should read that
Speaker 1: thoughts important when you have a dream and a passion
Speaker 1: keep going in major investor will recognize pumping. Oh no,
Speaker 1: pump her piece and love album coming soon. Okay, King Dangling.
Speaker 1: He had to turn it down. He needs to know.
Speaker 1: You need to know whoa. My favorite part is that
Speaker 1: he did it all with the same cadence as the
Speaker 1: boys from the Super Bowl Shuffle. It's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe the worst rap I've ever heard anybody rap. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so, that's that's devil Yeah, that's devil cooling. Because
Speaker 1: you're selling he's selling us back as like these animals
Speaker 1: for just swinging dicks and fucking each other's girdles and
Speaker 1: ship he said, He said, I have nothing else to offer.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't exist except for this goddamn dingle ling and
Speaker 1: this crazy dance. He thought that was gonna catch. He
Speaker 1: was like, hold on, pause the music, y'all need to
Speaker 1: hear this first king dingling dance. Yeah, so thought you
Speaker 1: didn't know that's what he he was doing something. He's like,
Speaker 1: don't you dare confuse that with the fox trot. That's
Speaker 1: the king dingling dance right there. Oh you thought this
Speaker 1: was the twist us sick. Oh, that's the king dangling dance.
Speaker 1: I think king dingling should be the official dance of
Speaker 1: the devil. That's that's great. So they're four horsemen all
Speaker 1: lined up on a hill. Their backs they're they're in shadow,
Speaker 1: they've got these hoods on, and as they descend the hill,
Speaker 1: they're doing the king dangling dance. Are they on top
Speaker 1: of their horses or is this just I think they
Speaker 1: can stand on horses yet? Oh they stand on their horses. Well,
Speaker 1: I think they're standing on the horses like and they're
Speaker 1: doing it, They're doing the dance. Wow. Oh this is hard.
Speaker 1: This is scary ship. This is fucked up. If I
Speaker 1: worry that, it's like a bloody marry thing where if
Speaker 1: you do the King Dingling three times a loan in
Speaker 1: the mirror, come out to your girl, it's like you
Speaker 1: can't even had ship. You just hear your girl scream
Speaker 1: out because Brian Popper is up in there. Jesus Christ
Speaker 1: oh Man, Well, BORI I think we did it. I
Speaker 1: think I think we covered everything we needed to cover
Speaker 1: in this episode. Please tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: find you what cool ship you have going on. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just cool guy jokes, said seven on Instagram. I'm
Speaker 1: doing a show at the Alesian in Los Angeles September.
Speaker 1: You can find the link two tickets on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: Comes see Langston Kerman and Faded Comedy Denver dot com
Speaker 1: Faded Denver best black and brown comics in the country.
Speaker 1: We bring them to Denver just for you. Langston is
Speaker 1: going to be headlining September six. Yeah, yes, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's all and and you know everything else. Just
Speaker 1: don't don't don't do the King dangling alone in the
Speaker 1: midnor don't do it. Don't you do it three times?
Speaker 1: Because God, that's it for you. Unless you don't love
Speaker 1: your girl? Are you that big bumper fan? Are you
Speaker 1: You're willing to risk losing your girl for this? You
Speaker 1: don't want that? Come on, Come on, so go to
Speaker 1: David's site, go to all his shows. I don't know
Speaker 1: what we're doing anymore. I'm I'm at Faded September six,
Speaker 1: September A through the eleventh. I believe I'll be in
Speaker 1: Sandman Comedy Club in Richmond, Virginia, and then I got
Speaker 1: some other ship coming up in l A that I
Speaker 1: would love for people to show up to. Specifically, I
Speaker 1: believe nine twenty two, I'm gonna be at at the
Speaker 1: I'm saying it in weird ways. September two, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be at UH at the lyric hyperiod during an hour
Speaker 1: that I would love for folks to show up to
Speaker 1: tell them my little jokes, you know what I mean? Beautiful?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, if you want to send us your drops,
Speaker 1: your own conspiracy theories, you can send those to my
Speaker 1: Mama pot at gmail dot com. We would love to
Speaker 1: hear from you. And if you want to see video
Speaker 1: and all of the things that we watched today. Those
Speaker 1: videos will be in the episode notes of this episode,
Speaker 1: so you can watch all our bullshit and otherwise that's
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Speaker 1: If she do many Turkey stuff, you know, I can't
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