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Speaker 1: Why what the fuck is up?

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Speaker 2: Chicago?

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Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, Island Boys, Island Boys, Welcome to another phenomenal

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Speaker 3: episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast when we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 4: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 5: And we finally worked approve hold on, I got a

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Speaker 5: good one.

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Speaker 3: We finally worked to prove that Tyler Perry was not

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Speaker 3: born but instead was genetically engineered in a lab.

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Speaker 4: From the severed foot of Big Mama from Soul Food.

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Speaker 4: That might be my favorite one.

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Speaker 3: They put that lab, they put it in some juice

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Speaker 3: and they let it simmer, and we got Tyler Perry.

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Speaker 4: That's a sweet, sweet foot.

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Speaker 5: That that foot tastes like marmalade.

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Speaker 4: How how is everybody? You guys?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Fuck yeah for being here.

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Speaker 4: This is so cool.

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Speaker 3: I'm Langston Kerman and this is if you're if you're unfamiliar,

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Speaker 3: some of you feel unsure of what you've walked into.

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Speaker 5: And that's okay, that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: This is not this is a stupid thing that you've

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Speaker 3: participated in.

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Speaker 4: It's dumb.

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Speaker 3: We host the We host a podcast called My Mama

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Speaker 3: Told Me where we we unpack some of the most

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Speaker 3: stupid and offensive conspiracy theories circulating in the black community.

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Speaker 4: You nailed it. Yeah, that's amazing.

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Speaker 5: That's our that's our ship. Round of applause.

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Speaker 3: If you've heard the podcast before, Okay, I love that.

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Speaker 3: There's a bunch of people clapping, and then there's one

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Speaker 3: dude standing there and he's.

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Speaker 4: Like, nah, is just a he's a huge insecure fan.

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Speaker 3: Well then you see my booty hole loosen up, losing up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom's seen it. Now what she think? She

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Speaker 4: loves the show? All right?

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Speaker 5: Fair enough? Uh, the way this is gonna work.

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Speaker 3: We have we have some phenomenal guests that are joining

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Speaker 3: us on. We have some really fun games that we

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Speaker 3: want to play with you, the audience. It's really gonna

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Speaker 3: be a real free for all.

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Speaker 5: Of stupid ship.

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Speaker 4: And all we ask of you is that you loosen

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Speaker 4: the fuck up and have fun. Just get drawn.

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Speaker 3: Don't be tight, because that we don't need that ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: white guy in the corner, you know about it.

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Speaker 4: Come on.

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Speaker 5: We like to point out all our whites as they

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Speaker 4: Get them.

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Speaker 5: We should we kick it off.

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Speaker 4: I'm excited about this first one very much.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have we wanted to kick off with a

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Speaker 3: with a We wanted to kick off with the dudzy

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Speaker 3: of a conspiracy theory, one that that I personally have

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Speaker 3: covered in the very very early episodes of the podcast,

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Speaker 3: but I've never gotten to talk to Bory about it,

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Speaker 3: and and frankly, I think there's a lot.

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Speaker 4: That needs to be said about this conspiracy. I have

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Speaker 4: so many feelings. Yeah, okay, so we'll kick it off

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Speaker 4: right away.

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Speaker 3: My mama told me that if you eat spaghetti from

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Speaker 4: How do you look at all? First of all, I'll

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Speaker 5: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: You don't give a ship where your spaghetti comes from.

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Speaker 4: I refuse to eat spaghetti restaurants is my only thing. WHOA, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I won't eat it. That's home food. Okay, you know

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Speaker 4: it's like we ate it so much at home. I'm

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Speaker 4: not trying to go out and pay money for You're

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Speaker 4: not gonna pay I'm not a idiot. My mama could

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Speaker 4: make this. Yeah, I'm not gonna I'm gonna pay for

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Speaker 4: your spaghetti this cause eighty eight cents?

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Speaker 3: I don't think that that's accurate for a pack of spaghetti.

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Speaker 5: I look, I'm not a spaghetti man.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 5: I can tell I don't want to be.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be one of those elitist people

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Speaker 5: But I feel like it's more than eighty eight.

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Speaker 4: Then it's like it's like a dollar twenty. Man, spaghetti's

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Speaker 4: the cheapest noodle. Well, I can't argue it. Don't be

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Speaker 5: It's it's so cheap.

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Speaker 4: You think you think spaghetti is more less expensive than

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Speaker 4: some kind of mischianopoly man. Yeah, that's it's for the bag.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about the bag spaghetti that's cheap at hell. Damn. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 5: I'll be honest.

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Speaker 4: I don't really fish.

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Speaker 3: I don't really funck with the I don't really fuck

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Speaker 3: with my spaghetti in a bag.

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Speaker 4: Don't do that to me. Don't do that to me.

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Speaker 4: Do not do that to me. I do like certain containers.

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Speaker 4: Don't everybody's eating it in a bag?

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Speaker 3: I have sure, But after the point that I stopped

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Speaker 3: no more bags any any food.

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Speaker 4: I'm done with bag. Well, I guess that's why I'm

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Speaker 4: a man of the people. You over here a hoity

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Speaker 4: toity on box spaghetti mountain.

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Speaker 3: I really, I really rode in on my spaghetti horse

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Speaker 4: I might as well have your peaky in the air,

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Speaker 4: talking like the bag.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that i've I had thought about

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Speaker 3: now it's all I think about when I eat any

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Speaker 4: Bas Yeah, so I because I didn't grow up with

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Speaker 3: My my father who's here tonight, he's here and he's

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Speaker 4: Uh. I told you we call out our whites. I

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Speaker 3: But but that's not a that's not a common conspiracy

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Speaker 4: Is it for for our whites? Is that a thing

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Speaker 4: that you all had heard not to eat?

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Speaker 3: No, that's not a thing that that you I think

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Speaker 4: That makes sense because I will also say, and this

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Speaker 4: white women knowing magic, does that right? Like, like if

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Speaker 4: a white like, if a white lady is like I'm

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Speaker 4: That's fair, right, Yeah, I don't think it's and it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like Regina's specter now no, but yeah, yeah, that

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Speaker 4: You don't dressed like that if you don't have magic

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Speaker 4: in your life, Yeah, you have nothing but turbans.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you're away, come on, come on.

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Speaker 3: So, for those that are unfamiliar with this conspiracy theory,

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Speaker 3: part of what the the conspiracy is is that by

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Speaker 3: receiving spaghetti from a woman who you do not know,

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Speaker 3: she may put her menstrual blood inside of the dish.

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Speaker 4: It's gotta be spaghetti, yeah, I guess, yeah, you're gonna notice. Yeah, like,

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Speaker 4: why is this feduccini this color?

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Speaker 3: Did you make this with vodka sauce? I don't understand,

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Speaker 3: but yeah, So in theory, she is putting her menstrual

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Speaker 3: blood into the spaghetti and the hecks. The supposed hecks

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Speaker 3: is one that has the potential to make you fall

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Speaker 3: in love with her, that you will somehow magically fall

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Speaker 4: This person from her her pussy spaghetti. Oh, ain't you

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Speaker 4: saying it like that? I'm just trying to be technical here, dog,

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Speaker 4: I feel The first thing I feel about this is

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Speaker 4: if you're going to the lengths to cook for me

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Speaker 4: and put menstrual blood in it, yeah, maybe I should

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Speaker 4: fall off it. Wh You're very caring.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, the menstral blood would make it taste good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of those eleven herbs and spices.

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Speaker 5: Popeydes is always bragging about.

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Speaker 4: You know what. The craziest thing to me about this

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Speaker 4: conspiracy theory is like, when did black people start making spaghetti?

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Speaker 3: M Right, Like, well, there there is And I think

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Speaker 5: I think we can all agree on that.

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Speaker 3: And and for those that are unfamiliar, if you're not

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Speaker 3: sure what the difference is, it's truly a difference in

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Speaker 3: number of pots. I think that's the core difference is

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Speaker 3: Black people absolutely refuse to use more than one pot

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Speaker 3: when they make spaghetti, and white people are like eight pots.

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Speaker 4: Spaghetti can't be made with all those pots. But yeah,

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Speaker 4: so that's my first question is like it makes me

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Speaker 4: feel like then this has to be like a fairly

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Speaker 4: recent conspiracy, right.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually I remember doing a little bit of research

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Speaker 4: I think that.

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Speaker 3: There is a pretty vast history of menstrual blood and

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Speaker 3: or like parts of our bodies being used for for hexes,

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Speaker 3: for magic, love potions, whatever it may be. And so

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Speaker 3: be it hair, be it, minstrual blood, be it. I

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Speaker 3: think toenails and fingernails were a part of the possible options.

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Speaker 4: But all I would not fall in love with that.

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Speaker 4: That seems less.

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Speaker 5: Just a little foot crunch.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't seem like it comes from the same place.

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Speaker 3: Well that is the other part of it is that

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Speaker 3: not all of it is intended for a love potion.

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Speaker 3: Some of it is like hate potions and like curses

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Speaker 4: I mean, I wouldn't eat food from somebody I hate. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but maybe they hate you and you don't know it.

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Speaker 4: My biggest fear.

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Speaker 5: By round of applause.

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Speaker 3: Who who here believes in this conspiracy?

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Speaker 4: Who actively refuses you?

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Speaker 3: You're you absolutely refuse to eat the spaghetti of a stranger?

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Speaker 4: Fuck? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: And has it always.

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Speaker 4: Been this way?

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Speaker 3: Who gave you that that line of thinking? Your grandma

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Speaker 3: told you that? And you are like, you're right, grandma.

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Speaker 4: That's literally the premise of this podcast. You can't shave

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Speaker 4: him for that, even mind.

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Speaker 3: The premise is loose and it's stupid, So yes, I can.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So your grandma tells you this, You're like, absolutely, and

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Speaker 3: you've never questioned it since. And and have you fallen

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Speaker 3: in love ever?

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Speaker 4: Okay? And but he chose it, and but maybe you

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Speaker 4: didn't and you don't know, maybe there was a.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're right, you're right, fair enough. I'm putting the

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Speaker 4: Like, bitch, did you curse me?

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Speaker 5: What's in this chili?

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Speaker 4: Here's my real question about it. Have you ever turned

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Speaker 4: down spaghetti for that reason? Like been at somebody's house

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Speaker 4: Whoa you thought that they were trying to heck all

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Speaker 3: I love that this is coming from a nigga dressed

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Speaker 3: Of course, he ain't eating nobody else's spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: If ever, there was somebody in here who was like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true. Damn.

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Speaker 3: So no spaghetti ever from a stranger. When and this

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Speaker 4: Then with you take a lot of pressure on whoever

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Speaker 5: Well, is this your person? Is this your your partner?

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Speaker 4: Fuck?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, do you eat? And I don't mean to

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Speaker 5: Or are you still like we ain't here yet.

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Speaker 3: We gotta let's keep getting to know each other before

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Speaker 4: No spaghetti for the first six months.

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Speaker 3: I'll fuck you, but I ain't gonna eat your spaghetti.

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Speaker 3: I eat you, but but not just spaghetti. You're being crazy.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if we're talking about this, ultimately I fall

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Speaker 3: Right, So, if I'm hearing you correctly, you're saying that that,

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Speaker 4: That's not you know, that's not what I'm saying. I'm

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Speaker 4: I got you. If I'm gonna get caught.

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Speaker 3: It is worth It is worth noting, uh that David

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Speaker 4: That's True, where he.

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Speaker 4: It sounds so disrespectful what you said. It's a cool idea.

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Speaker 4: It's the right idea. The other day and you ate

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Speaker 3: The other day, a very nice man in Houston gave

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Speaker 4: The first sex I got from Lexan like just as

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Speaker 4: I had finished. It was like twelve or four. It's

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Speaker 2: That cake.

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Speaker 5: It changed me.

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Speaker 4: It was amazing, it was. But you could have got us. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and now I'm not gonna eat any spaghetti on this tour.

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Speaker 4: You're not gonna eat any spaghetti any spaghetti people, but

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Speaker 3: You do at least appreciate that this is a real

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like this one. I like this. How do

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Speaker 4: you feel about it? I think I'll eat whatever.

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Speaker 3: Man, Really, I don't think. I think at this point,

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I like that because that's what I'm saying about this

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Speaker 4: whole thing is like, is there worse things? If if

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Speaker 4: it works, it works it. Listen, If spaghetti's what tears

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Speaker 4: That's how I lost my first one. Now I do?

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Speaker 5: I think I feel similar to you. I like that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand the uh, the realities right, like.

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Speaker 4: Because it's like, who if it's not spaghetti, you eat

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean. If it wasn't spaghetti, it

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Speaker 4: things that could do that fu. Yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 4: the mentrual blood part is that great.

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Speaker 3: But no, it's it's pretty icky, but it sounds like,

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Speaker 3: uh that there's a lot of bodily fluids and substances

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Speaker 3: that could have an effect on you, so like you can't.

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Speaker 5: You can't spend your life in fear.

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Speaker 3: So go ahead and eat that spaghetti forgetting free yourself,

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Speaker 3: mister Badu, free yourself?

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Speaker 5: Did we do it?

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Speaker 4: I think we did it. I think that was pretty good.

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Speaker 3: We like to just kick it off with the little

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Speaker 4: I think you get the premise of with this you

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Speaker 3: That's true. It's gonna get bad our first guest. We're

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Speaker 3: He is a writer for The Onion. He has so

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Speaker 3: many funny sets online. He currently is doing this really

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Speaker 4: I'm not explaining it good. But he's funny, so shut up.

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Speaker 4: He's great. Please give it up for Skyler Higles. What

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Speaker 4: aout Eddie? Y'all talking menstrul blood out here? Do you

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Speaker 6: I will say that the only person who's menstrual blood

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Speaker 6: I have. Oh go on, I have been in love

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Speaker 6: with whoa right, Like, not on purpose, but like you know,

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Speaker 4: She's like, I'm on my period, but I love you. Skyler.

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Speaker 4: We get it. You're a good guy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm like an ally. I also thought everybody

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Speaker 6: was gonna be on board immediately with that, and I

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Speaker 4: I don't like, I'm not a vampire. Yeah, you talked

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Speaker 4: quite an entrance. He came in and was like, who's

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Speaker 4: trying to bust a nut tonight? No, no, Skyler.

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Speaker 3: We we're excited you're here because we have a very

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Speaker 4: Quid pro quo. Wow, hold for applause. No, I'm joking.

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Speaker 4: No one likes that slide, I don't. Can people hear me?

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Speaker 3: Is Schottler's and Michael hot enough? Can we make it

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Speaker 3: a little hotter?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Sorry, add a little spice to it? Yeah, there

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Speaker 4: we go. People need to hear me.

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Speaker 2: Would you say that you're racist?

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Speaker 7: Not at all?

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Speaker 4: No, Look at a dog. He's as black as can be. Ye,

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Speaker 4: just wanted to make sure it works. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Do you have a lot of buttons on it?

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Speaker 4: We'll get Oh, I got all Yeah, okay, called motherfucking

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Speaker 4: bars and know nothing about that. I mean, here's my favorite.

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Speaker 2: Why are you calling?

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Speaker 4: Something's going on?

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Speaker 2: Can a smell?

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Speaker 4: Yo?

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Speaker 8: Did?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Some of y'all were singing along.

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Speaker 4: It's a classic song, classic that. It's such a good song.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but not in a way that you sing along

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Speaker 6: You put it on the towe while you jove man

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Speaker 6: and you try to go in on bars over.

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Speaker 4: I need your dick pulling them out.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm talking about smelling dick. I'm Disgustingnimal. Let's get

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Speaker 6: to the game. The way that this game works is

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Speaker 6: that we are.

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Speaker 3: Going to introduce to you, some some beautiful possibilities for

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Speaker 4: It is your job to decide if.

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Speaker 3: as we can tell. So let's go for it. Do

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Speaker 3: you want to do the first one? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So the police are fully abolished across the country. You

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Speaker 6: Oh oh, oh, no, how much is he dancing?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 4: Like, does he dance for a long time? He always

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Speaker 4: dancing the way did he always does? Fuck?

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Speaker 6: Because everybody hates his Wait wait wait wait, do people

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: No, he takes a big savage bite of your food

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Speaker 3: and then he does that, and then he dances in

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Speaker 4: This is deep question. It's very difficult.

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Speaker 6: Every time I go out to so I can be

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Speaker 6: in my home, yeah no, you can't eat fine at home?

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Speaker 4: Yeah at home, okay, that changes it. But in public

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Speaker 4: so people are around. Okay, you want to take your

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Speaker 6: So I can basically like never eat in public again

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Speaker 6: pretty much.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 6: It's like, what is a life worth? You know, It's

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Speaker 6: it's a deep question. That's very I could save like

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Speaker 6: all the black people. Oh man, And now is it

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Speaker 6: like am I the hero or is he?

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: People will definitely get it confused.

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Speaker 6: God damn, I think. Okay, here's here's my big question.

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Speaker 6: Do people know that I made this sacrifice? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 6: you're doing it for the good of the people.

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Speaker 3: Think you are hiring him as a as a personal

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Speaker 6: You go, and you like, know it's my name and

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Speaker 6: ship yeah man, yeah, your friends okay, and he DAPs

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Speaker 6: you up when he leaves because he doesn't stay for

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Speaker 4: You can enjoy thee and I have to dap him

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Speaker 4: like a full.

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Speaker 6: You know, you can do whatever you want, okay, but

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Speaker 6: you like you okay.

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Speaker 4: Damn, but just don't make you angry.

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Speaker 6: He turns into a green coon. He looked like the

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Speaker 4: Fuck, I would.

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Speaker 6: I have to do it. Unfortunately, I want to say no,

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Speaker 6: I really do, but I have to. That's how much

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Speaker 6: I feel like we could change things.

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Speaker 5: WHOA, yeah, that's right, I'm a hero.

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Speaker 4: Clap from Yeah, that's great because.

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Speaker 6: Like every meal, dude, I wouldn't go outside anymore every meal.

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Speaker 5: I'll be honest. I wouldn't do this ship.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 5: I know it's not even for its.

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Speaker 4: I would look.

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Speaker 6: I was on the I was about fifty to fifty,

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00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 6: but then it's like abolished everywhere. We gotta think about

447
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 6: how much the police ruins that we're not here for

448
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 6: that anyway.

449
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 4: No, like, yo, I don't need to the prison system

450
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 4: and blah blah blah. You get it. That guy sucks. Yeah,

451
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 4: but it's worth it.

452
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 3: The only way I could see myself doing this is

453
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 3: if my plan was to shoot him.

454
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 4: Oh shit, Oh that's what I was thinking. I was like,

455
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 4: you gotta line him up. That's yeah.

456
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 3: God, this is all just an assassination ploy I don't

457
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 3: think about maybe I go to jail for the rest

458
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 3: of my life, but now I've really done something good.

459
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,360
Speaker 3: But let's be honest. You go to jail a hero,

460
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 3: because yeah, that's true. No people giving me their yogurts.

461
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, bet are you a big yogurt gun?

462
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 4: You yoga?

463
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 6: You know I'm blackto in tolerance, Yeah exactly, I probably am.

464
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 4: Too, but yeah, fuck it. I always think that this

465
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:06,479
Speaker 4: isn't this isn't real at all.

466
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 6: But I always feel like lactose intolerance like correlates with

467
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 6: like the darkness of your skin.

468
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 5: I've always not that I have lights runs that aren't lactose.

469
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 3: Okay, I think there's a lot of Jewish people who

470
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 3: would disagree explain. I think if you talk to most

471
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 3: of the Jewish people I know, and I feel very fortunate

472
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 3: that my my Jewish side of the family doesn't seem

473
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 3: to have the same struggles.

474
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 4: But I think that food intolerance is sort of our thing.

475
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 5: Okay, Oh, because they got like ibs and stuff.

476
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I don't.

477
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 3: I don't like the way you boys are saying we

478
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 3: got some some Kanye. Kanye, he's got some hits.

479
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 4: You all remember how the college made you feel the

480
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 4: first time. But yeah, I think I think to that point.

481
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, black people do have a lot of uh

482
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 3: lactose intolerance we're not addressing now.

483
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 6: If if we could get rid of that, and this

484
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 6: dude would take a bite of my food every time,

485
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 6: I'd be one on board.

486
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 4: You're saying, if you could eat whatever you want, yeah

487
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: and no, no, like fuck the police thing.

488
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 6: If I can eat whatever I want and he shows

489
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 6: up and takes a bite of my food, I'm like, yeah,

490
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 6: fuck it, Damn, those are my priorities.

491
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 4: Fuck.

492
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 6: I like this guy, you were a hero and then

493
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 6: you were like to walk Yeah. No, I'm an anti hero.

494
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 6: Y'all don't know how to feel anymore. I'm like Walter White, Okay,

495
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 6: let's do another one.

496
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 3: Living Single is never usurped by friends and becomes the

497
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,120
Speaker 3: most popular television show in history.

498
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 4: Huh.

499
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: But everywhere you go, you have to dress like two

500
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 3: thousand and seven will I am?

501
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 6: Now, this presupposes as part of a syllogism. This assumes

502
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 6: that I don't already want to dress like two thousand

503
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 6: and seven will I am?

504
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 9: Imagine if I walked around like, oh man, yes, I'm

505
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 9: for this one.

506
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 4: And you don't even need to do the in living single,

507
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 4: I don't even give a shit. Is crazy?

508
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

509
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 4: Look at his hair to be able.

510
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 6: To do that walking around like that? You're like, why

511
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 6: you dressed like that? I'm like, y'all don't need to know, Skylar.

512
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 6: The Mormons fucked you up.

513
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: They did.

514
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 4: Are we walking at the same picture?

515
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 5: We absolutely are.

516
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 6: And I look at look at how clothes I'm already

517
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 6: dressed to him, Oh you got to say in color pale,

518
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 6: look at this, I got the glasses on.

519
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 8: Come on.

520
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 6: Fuck, he's like an inverted nation of Islam. Dude, right now,

521
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 6: this is the vegetables of his life. And also here's

522
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 6: my concern. Even about this, I'd still do it, but

523
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 6: I still feel like if if in living singles still

524
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 6: the most popular, I still feel like like white people

525
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 6: are going.

526
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 4: To ruin it the time you would just meet like

527
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 4: a bunch of white ladies who are like, I'm such

528
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 4: a godizion.

529
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I still I don't want that. I don't

530
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: want it.

531
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 4: Damn I didn't think about it in that way. Right

532
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 4: Wat's white friends is a problem.

533
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 5: We can keep it for us, MM.

534
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 4: Because I don't watch Living Single. They none of them

535
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 4: watched it.

536
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: No, No, I think it's popularity has mostly been sustained

537
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 3: by black women over the and man, I love it.

538
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 3: I loved Living Single. Yeah, I'm a big fan. I'll

539
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 3: be honest, I've never seen it.

540
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 4: You never. I was raised by white people. They should

541
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 4: have said that. That's okay, that's fair.

542
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 3: That Tyler was raised in Mormon, Utah. That is, if

543
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 3: that gives any context.

544
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 6: Wow, there was two white guys in the front that

545
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 6: said wow I heard over wow.

546
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

547
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 3: I was like a bunch of people being like, okay,

548
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: oh all.

549
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,479
Speaker 4: Right, that's why he makes those decisions. Wait, does that

550
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 4: mean you were just the will i am fain Yeah,

551
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 4: killing people, don't you know? Yeah? Yeah, I really was.

552
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 4: That was like that. That was also like the hardest

553
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 4: hip hop I was allowed to listen to it. I

554
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 4: was like, I don't know about this. William used the

555
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 4: term hip hop for that exactly, No, exactly, that's interesting,

556
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 4: absolutely true.

557
00:30:55,320 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 6: They keep on saying yeah, damn and shut. Yeah, was

558
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 6: like really hard. That was That was my eric abdude, anybody's.

559
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 5: Ever said of the joke, should we do that?

560
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 4: Away. I was just testing it out again.

561
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, should we do the

562
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 3: last one?

563
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 4: Remember when I was a hero and that one a

564
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 4: full one. I liked the whole character arc.

565
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 5: It's fun, it's a fun time.

566
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: But first I want to where would would you do it?

567
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 3: Oh that's fair. I didn't answer. No, I can't.

568
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 4: No, you can't, no self respecting black man. Come on.

569
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 3: The amount of that will I Am is insane. I

570
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 3: think it's Sea low Green.

571
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 4: I think we've seen that one before, he saw how

572
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 4: that ended.

573
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the amount of times that I've made

574
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 3: fun of will I Am is too vast.

575
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 4: And I couldn't. I couldn't possibly, Yeah, that would be

576
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 4: it's too much to do it. I agree, and I

577
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 4: love living single. But you had to you had to

578
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 4: dress like him.

579
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 6: Now you couldn't, like in the past, experience that like twenty.

580
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 4: So I'm not gonna lie.

581
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 3: When I was teaching high school in Boston, there was

582
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 3: a period where I was wearing both ties because we

583
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 3: had to dress up right, Like I was funny, fuck you,

584
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 3: we had to dress up for work. I was like,

585
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be the I'm gonna beat a different teacher.

586
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 4: Both yeah, suspenders. I knew that was a mistake. I

587
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 4: knew that would have been taking it too far.

588
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 3: But I did buy a bunch of those bow ties

589
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 3: with the whales on them and ship you know what

590
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 3: I'm talking about.

591
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 5: Did the kids like in your vines? Whatever? It's all right?

592
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 4: Yeah? Did the kids like it when you just like that? No? Yeah,

593
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 4: of course not.

594
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 3: Nobody respects a man in a bow tie.

595
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 5: I think they did.

596
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I I had a bow tie phase,

597
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 3: but but I'm not probably you didn't.

598
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 4: Wear it outside of school though, right.

599
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 5: Look, man, if I've learned anything, it's a long life.

600
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a long, long journey and we all worked.

601
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter when you're talking.

602
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 3: School and your boy hits you up and he's like, yo,

603
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,320
Speaker 3: come to the bar, and I'm like you like, I'm

604
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 3: about to go out.

605
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 6: I'm already dressed. Is the bitches day? And when you

606
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 6: get turned on, the bow tie spins a little bit?

607
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 4: Oh man? Hell no, right literally, not never even thought

608
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 4: about it.

609
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he would have been It would have

610
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 3: been fine if the finger liss gloves. I think that

611
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 3: really sets a step further.

612
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 4: Than than you can.

613
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 6: But here's the thing, right, How impressed would you be

614
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 6: if I could dress like that, but then I could

615
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 6: like still pull You'd be like.

616
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 4: Whoa, No, it'd be I would be like that, Yeah

617
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 4: you would.

618
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 6: I would be like, whoa, I'm proud and yeah, it's

619
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 6: gonna be some weird Zoe Dachel type girl.

620
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 4: But you get what you get when you wear I am.

621
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 4: You're not pulling any air. I'm not already. Okay, we

622
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 4: have we have one more for you.

623
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: Uh and this is this is I think our personal

624
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 3: favorite if I remember.

625
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is good. This. Yeah, Marvin Gay never dies,

626
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 4: but Stevie Wonder never wears. Wow. Is that? Holy shit?

627
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 4: That's what the miyes look like. That's what the mines

628
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 4: look like. Now I didn't do it.

629
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 6: Okay, not only can he see, but he can see

630
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 6: the future.

631
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 5: Wow.

632
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 6: He's like, Neil, you're in you gotta save Trinity, Neil.

633
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 6: Yeah he could. He could beat my ass. I can

634
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 6: see it.

635
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 4: Holy shit.

636
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 6: Wow, you know what. Yeah, Marvin Gay lives forever. Yeah,

637
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 6: immortality for a little bit of that.

638
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.

639
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 3: Okay, let me say this before you make a firm decision.

640
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 3: I do think that part of Stevie Wonder's appeal is

641
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 3: not looking at his eyes. Yeah, I think that a

642
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 3: bunch of the songs that we've fallen in love with,

643
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: and granted they are perfect, he makes perfect music, but

644
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 3: I think they're a lot harder to sell from a

645
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 3: motherfucker whose eyes look like this, right.

646
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 6: And if he had his eyes out and you know,

647
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 6: he's still moving it all over so everybody, it's the

648
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 6: whole crowd.

649
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 4: Because when he's blind, this is charming. But you can

650
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 4: see it.

651
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: Oh you got that?

652
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 4: The white eyes skinning it.

653
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 5: It's like it's like Lord of the Rings.

654
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: It's like sourn and Ship.

655
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 3: And so I think what you're risking is Ribbon in

656
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 3: the Sky isn't quite the song that we knew it

657
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 3: to be.

658
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 4: I just called to say, I love you. Is might

659
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 4: not naked to the top of the chart. Do you

660
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 4: get what I'm saying. So it's basically, am I trading

661
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 4: Marvin Gaye for Stevie Wonder? Yeah, at least the current

662
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 4: Stevie Wonder. We know?

663
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 5: Oh hm, I like that people?

664
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 4: Now, Yeah?

665
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: Did the ship?

666
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 4: Yeah? I don't know. I don't know anymore.

667
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,839
Speaker 6: I didn't think about the song thing because I can

668
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 6: just not look at him.

669
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 4: I can because I'm just I'm just listening. How often

670
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 4: do you I can't stop looking at it.

671
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 6: He does seem like he like you did a crime

672
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 6: and he's the one that came in and he's gonna

673
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 6: interview you for like what the fuck happened?

674
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was like a bad cop. Yeah he looked

675
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 4: like Blade or something.

676
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 5: It looks like that. He looks like the Boa Constrictor

677
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 5: from the Jungle Book.

678
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 3: A very timely reference that we can all relate to.

679
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 6: Damn, I don't know. I don't you know what. And

680
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 6: some legends are legends because they're dead.

681
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 4: You know. If MLK was still alive now.

682
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 6: He'd be on like Nike commercials or something. I don't know,

683
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 6: he'd be like selling like insure. He'd be like with

684
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 6: the General they didn't need shack.

685
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 4: It's MLK. Yeah, you tad to you.

686
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: A lot of shit.

687
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 4: That's the craziest thing. You just compared to Martin Luther

688
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 4: King Jr.

689
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,919
Speaker 10: What's the difference for real?

690
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 5: What is the difference?

691
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 8: You know what I mean?

692
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 5: Okay, shot does give it away a lot of shoes.

693
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 4: MLK can't rebound exactly.

694
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 6: I bet I could you think you could like like

695
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 6: beat m ok in like a pickup game.

696
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 4: I mean I think that he was. I think he

697
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 4: was probably decent in it basketball. I mean, you think

698
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 4: he got a jump shot. I think he could hoop.

699
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 4: I think he was.

700
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 3: If I remembering, I'm asking the real questions. If I'm

701
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 3: remembering correctly, Martin Luther King was like five to seven.

702
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 3: I bust his doubt in my mind. I put his

703
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 3: little ass in the post. Go to goddamn work.

704
00:38:53,280 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, you ain't about to see the mountain tops? Oh man?

705
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 2: Nah?

706
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 4: So where are you? Where? Where do you land? In this?

707
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 4: He got it.

708
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 6: He's got to keep those he's got to keep him

709
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 6: on and Marvin Gay has gotta stay dead.

710
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 4: And I'm sorry, that's fair.

711
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

712
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 4: It's y'all make your own choices. I usually I'm usually

713
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 4: the bad guy on these, but I think I gotta

714
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,799
Speaker 4: let I'll take him without the sunglasses. Yeah, but we

715
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 4: lose all those songs. We don't lose them. They're not gone.

716
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 4: It's just because Langston is a crazy person and thinks

717
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 4: only like Stevie Wonder because he's blind. Those songs are perfect.

718
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, I take I take Marvin Living forever. Okay,

719
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 4: Look ever long. That's actually really cool though, if he

720
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 4: can live for infinity.

721
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 3: Though all all I'm saying is we like sea because

722
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 3: she covered her face.

723
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 4: With the heir Holy.

724
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 3: Chandelier is not as good of a song when you

725
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 3: realize she's forty five under there and tough to look at.

726
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 4: That's where I'm at. Okay, all right, okay, keep.

727
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 5: Them sunglasses on, baby.

728
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 4: Bear, You're a devil. This was by far the hardest one. Yeah, yeah,

729
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 4: this is this is definitely the one. This is why

730
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 4: we put it at the end. We're like, We're like,

731
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 4: this is going to require some deliberation. And it split

732
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 4: the room too.

733
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 6: I can tell people are this is some were one's

734
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 6: gonna fight with this.

735
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 5: Maybe we should do a survey of the room on

736
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 5: this one.

737
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 3: By round of applause, Who would prefer that Marvin Gaye

738
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 3: stay alive forever at the cost of seeing Stevie Wonder's eyes?

739
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 4: Okay?

740
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 3: That was that was a solid showing, solid showing. Okay,

741
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 3: now the opposite, who would prefer.

742
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 4: Okay, that was kind of the same.

743
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of.

744
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 4: You know what it was?

745
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 3: It was that that the the kill Marvin Gaye claps were.

746
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 5: Shameful but they were present, like everybody.

747
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 3: Everybody was clapping, but they felt sad that they were.

748
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 6: I'm reconsidering because I'm thinking about like forever, forever.

749
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 4: We don't I don't know anybody who's lived forever that

750
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 4: would be.

751
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 6: That's Marvin Gaye makes it to a new level songs forever.

752
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 4: He could collaborate with anybody.

753
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 3: You want, Frank Ocean and Marvin Gaze, and then there's

754
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 3: like Ice Spice and Marvin Gaye.

755
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 4: Like what you're like, Marvin, what do you do? What's man?

756
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 11: He's yeah, oh beautiful bubble.

757
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 4: Fuck. Yeah, you're great.

758
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: I think we bring out our next guest, right, start

759
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 3: the deal? Yeah fuck yeah, I gotta remember what we're doing,

760
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: all right, Yeah, our next guest. Oh, I'm excited she's here.

761
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 3: She is also a phenomenal comedian. She she you've seen

762
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 3: her in south Side.

763
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 4: She is. She's hilarious. She performs all over the country,

764
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 4: all over town. Please give it up for our guests,

765
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 4: Mary Lee. Yeah, but you gotta drink.

766
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta drink. I have to drink my paycheck up.

767
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 5: Okay.

768
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 2: You know they don't pay comedians in real money. They

769
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 2: pay us in liquor. Yeah, and it's not the good liquor. No,

770
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 2: I got this out of boot I watched some.

771
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 5: Uh did you hear this question?

772
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: This actually the eye part is really not doing it

773
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 2: for me. This was very jarring to walk out.

774
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a lie.

775
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 2: I was back there and I couldn't see anything and

776
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: I walked out to this ie and I'm gonna charge

777
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 2: you extra for this. I'm gonna be I never know

778
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: Stevie Wonder this well, and I don't feel comfortable with

779
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 2: knowing him this way.

780
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 4: I don't think you want.

781
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 5: M Merily.

782
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 3: We're really excited you're here because we picked a conspiracy theory,

783
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 3: uh to discuss that it's a local legend and you

784
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 3: are a Chicago person, and so we thought that this

785
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 3: would be a perfect conspiracy theory for you to unpack

786
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 3: with us. But what the conspiracy that we're going to

787
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 3: talk about is my mama told me the legend of

788
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 3: the clown.

789
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 4: Yeah. I sort of think we should everybody reaction.

790
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 3: All the eighties babies gotta chill up their side. Do

791
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,439
Speaker 3: you want to tell the people what you know about

792
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 3: Homie the Clown?

793
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was half of Chicago's father. Uh. This man

794
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 2: kept us all in line. Yeah, we didn't go outside

795
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: after a certain time because Homie didn't play that. Uh yeah,

796
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 2: So Homie the Clown was an urban legend, and they

797
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 2: said he rode around in a white van, kidnapping kids.

798
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 2: It's like a lot. It's like kidnapping them, killing them,

799
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,720
Speaker 2: sucking them like a lot of ship. That was scary.

800
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 2: I feel like it depended on what neighborhood you were. Yeah,

801
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 2: because and I was. I'm from the West Side. He

802
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 2: was sucking us, That's what they said. He was fucking

803
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 2: on the west Side. On the north Side, he just

804
00:44:53,840 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 2: gave little kids. He was robbing on right. That's for you.

805
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 4: Better listen to your mommy.

806
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 2: Thank you, mister Homie.

807
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 3: But but so the legend said that this person and

808
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 3: was dressing up as a clown, riding around in a

809
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 3: white van and kidnapping children.

810
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 2: Welcome to Chicago.

811
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 4: Everybody is dangerous.

812
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Universal Circus runs from us.

813
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 4: Never, this is terrifying you before, No, I never I

814
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 4: thought we were talking about in living colors. I was like, yeah,

815
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 4: I would love to talk about that. This is an

816
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 4: awful story.

817
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 2: He's a killer, He's an a murderer.

818
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 4: Is it real? Yeah? To me, I believe it.

819
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: Okay, well, well you're saying yes, have you ever known

820
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 3: anybody to come across Homie the clown.

821
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: I've heard stories from my friends, so no, in third grade.

822
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: I trust third graders personally believe children.

823
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 3: So in third grade, people were like, yeah, I got took,

824
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 3: my cousin got it.

825
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 2: Was like my cousin got to and I was like,

826
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: oh no, couldn't be me because I listened to my mommy.

827
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 3: Was this Was this an active fear for you? Were

828
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 3: you truly afraid of it? Or were you just like

829
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 3: I got to keep mind. I was my eye out.

830
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 2: I was kind of definitely keeping my eye out, especially

831
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,839
Speaker 2: as a girl. I got TT's at like thirteen, so

832
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 2: no congression. I was like, I know, Homie, want to

833
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 2: suck some tittes. Now that I got these Homie catchers,

834
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 2: they really are?

835
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 4: They really are. Here's my langsty. Did you believe in

836
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 4: this too?

837
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 5: I had definitely heard it.

838
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 3: I lived in uh, I lived in a suburb, and

839
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 3: somehow I think I felt exempt you think you're better

840
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 3: than me. I was like, that's some city children. He

841
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 3: ain't he ain't crossing, he ain't crossing Austin Boulevard.

842
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 2: For none of us. We got a different system over here. Yeah,

843
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 2: y'all don't have the right diet. You have enough mouse,

844
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 2: I'll see your soul. You didn't want y'all as blood

845
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,240
Speaker 2: Like these kids don't taste like flaming where's the cheese?

846
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:43,800
Speaker 12: And meat.

847
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: Tastes like green bean cassa?

848
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 3: I grab them, but it ain't no reds of them.

849
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:55,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

850
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 5: I definitely had heard it.

851
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 3: I definitely believed in it as a concept, but didn't

852
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 3: necessarily feel.

853
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 4: Like an act.

854
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 2: You didn't feel you think you're better than me? I?

855
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't mean it that way.

856
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 2: Do you think you're better than me?

857
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 4: Dave? Not at all? Do you believe that this clown

858
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 4: is gonna fuck me?

859
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 9: Yeah?

860
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 2: Do you fucking believe?

861
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 4: I tell you I don't like the way he's looking

862
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 4: at me right now?

863
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 2: Okay, cause you better watch your ass.

864
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 4: And my homie catchers.

865
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 2: You feel me get you don't want to get turned on?

866
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 4: No, I got these at thirteen two.

867
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, twin, this is my twin brother.

868
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 3: So so you you believe this in third grade? You're

869
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 3: sort of like buying into at least the possibility that

870
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 3: this is.

871
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was like, also just I believed in

872
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 2: Bloody Mary.

873
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

874
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 2: Like I was just like, really, I usually do a

875
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 2: lot of bullshit.

876
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 4: So did you ever do it? Bloody marriage? You ever?

877
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 2: Yes?

878
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 4: I thought.

879
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 2: I thought I was just a bad bitch and she

880
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 2: wasn't coming. I was like, oh she met her mat Oh, that's.

881
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 5: The best way to look at that.

882
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 2: I was just like that bitch knew not to come here.

883
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 2: She fucking knew.

884
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 4: She ain't Bloody Mary, ain't never met nobody who could fight.

885
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 2: Okay, bitch, I'm fighting for my life.

886
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,720
Speaker 5: Wait, so so you did Bloody Mary alone?

887
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 8: No.

888
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 2: I was with my friend, but she chickened out and

889
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: I just kind of stayed. I probably should have just

890
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 2: hoped she came out the mirror. Damn, because he's a bill.

891
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 2: So fucking call me, come get me now.

892
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 3: The first let me let me stay in your van

893
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 3: for a little while.

894
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 2: We can live a van like no homie white it's

895
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 2: just it. So that is a man in a van living.

896
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: That's peak white.

897
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 4: Man is little.

898
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 3: That is part of the question that I had for you,

899
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 3: because I think in the conspiracy was never made clear

900
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 3: what homies racial back.

901
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 5: What if it was a group.

902
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 2: Of homiesh like a home yeah, and they like took

903
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 2: different nights.

904
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:14,320
Speaker 4: Oh you got Tuesday, Yeah, because it could cover more ground.

905
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and throw the people out, some of them white,

906
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 2: some of them black. It's like that's got.

907
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: An Asian one.

908
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:20,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

909
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 4: Damn, it's like a homie citadel. Yeah, holy I hate it.

910
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 4: I thought it was a black person. You thought it

911
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 4: was because it's the Clownie the clown is a black person.

912
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 2: But that sounds like people white people that infiltrate, like

913
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 2: the people on Twitter that tweet ridiculous, what a black

914
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 2: profile like? You tell this homie the clown, like you

915
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 2: look at his hair?

916
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 4: Is this a picture of him?

917
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 2: I don't think, Well, we're gonna go with that.

918
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 5: This is fucking him. This isn't pulled a documentary.

919
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: This is him. This is literally fucking him. Okay, then

920
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 2: that is white man.

921
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 4: That is white man hair.

922
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 5: Also, it's a wig.

923
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 2: I don't think that is not a wig. You can

924
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 2: see the streetness, okay, you I don't see anything.

925
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 4: No, you're right.

926
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 5: That grows naturally out of a.

927
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 2: Human health because he was born as a clown, Like

928
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 2: you expected humanism from a clown.

929
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 5: This is crazy, that's fair.

930
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 4: You're you're right. I'm chripping.

931
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at his nose.

932
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 3: Is this something that you then were spreading to other

933
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 3: people where you like?

934
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 4: Yo, now that I know I need.

935
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 2: To tell the No, I like people to find out

936
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,919
Speaker 2: on their own. I was listening, so it's like, why

937
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 2: didn't you?

938
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, I don't like looking at him.

939
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: Because he's real look at him?

940
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 3: BORI had you ever heard anything like this from because you.

941
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 4: Grew up in Colorado? Yeah, is there is there a

942
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 4: story like this where you're from. There's no man? I

943
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 4: mean I grew up like knowing don't get into a

944
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 4: man's van. But there wasn't like a wow I listened

945
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 4: to I wasn't gonna get took. But yeah, no, I

946
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 4: had nothing like like there was no name to it.

947
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 4: It was just like don't mess with strangers or little

948
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 4: you know, fuck you or whatever, yeah, depending.

949
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 5: It, or give you little kisses.

950
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 2: Only if you're from north of Roosevelt.

951
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,279
Speaker 4: That felt like it was mean. I don't know what

952
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 4: it means.

953
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 2: That's good. I like to leave you in the dark.

954
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 3: When when you, as a person who didn't grow up

955
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 3: with this, when you hear this, do you do you

956
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,720
Speaker 3: reject this theory? Are you like this is stupid you,

957
00:52:58,719 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 3: you ignorant Chicago beat.

958
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 4: Not at all. This feels pretty reasonable to I mean,

959
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 4: people kidnap children. This doesn't exactly feel crazy to me

960
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 4: at all. There's bad people out there.

961
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,799
Speaker 2: Was kidnapping adults. Dressed as a clown, like as a child.

962
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm going to believe it. He's real. Look

963
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 2: at him.

964
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 5: This is a real picture.

965
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 4: Of a person. That part I can't deny.

966
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 2: You can see the murder in his eyes. He wants

967
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 2: to fuck right now.

968
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think this if this was if there

969
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:40,240
Speaker 3: was a system of homies, this wasn't the kissing homie.

970
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 2: No, yeah, nothing, no spit or nothing was different.

971
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 5: Yeah. Now this was the bad boy of the home.

972
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, just rip into it like he the final bump.

973
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 3: They're like, hey, don't invite Maurice. He'd be taking it

974
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 3: too far, man, he'd be acting up. Nah, my race

975
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 3: is the perfect name. They call him Reece for sure.

976
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 4: So so this was something you believed in.

977
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 3: I guess the big question, maybe maybe the question that

978
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 3: can send us home in this whole thing, is do

979
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 3: you still believe in the legend of Homie the Club?

980
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 2: Do I still believe that a man will fuck me

981
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 2: on the streets and he owns a van. Yes, that

982
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 2: is even more believable as I'm thirty five. Sure like

983
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 2: I'll really get fucked in the van now they might

984
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 2: not even look for me. Ain't no alert gonna hit

985
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 2: your cell phone. I'm just fucked in exactly because I

986
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 2: don't know how you go drag my big ass in

987
00:54:54,200 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 2: the van. I'm gonna get fucked on the streets. You're

988
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 2: not gonna get fucked on the streets.

989
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 4: You can get fucked in a home.

990
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 2: You never know.

991
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 5: Somebody saying you deserve a nice family, girl.

992
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you for seeing the best of me.

993
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 5: By round of applause. Let's let's gauge our audience.

994
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 4: How many of.

995
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 3: You's adults still currently believe in Homie the clown?

996
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,319
Speaker 2: Whoa, thank you? We have real more on this side

997
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 2: of the room and the rest are all gang bankers, gds, foes,

998
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 2: Latin kings. Congratulations on being in the gang. I could

999
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 2: have fun at your gang meetings and stuff, doing gang

1000
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 2: stuff and shooting.

1001
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 5: We didn't all get jumped in. Some of us have.

1002
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 2: Really okay, some of us have real fears.

1003
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 3: What so if this is still a possibility, if this

1004
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 3: legend has persisted this long. I guess the big question

1005
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 3: I have is what do we do about it? How

1006
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 3: do we resolve? How can we finally put a stop

1007
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 3: to a man who is riding around in a van

1008
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,440
Speaker 3: and kidnapping.

1009
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 2: Children chastity bills?

1010
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 3: Okay, whoa immediately, it's a bold choice, but I'm listening.

1011
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,280
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just it's multi use, like chastity bells.

1012
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 2: It's the only way.

1013
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 4: But you're saying mandatory.

1014
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't make them stop making white vans. You

1015
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 2: gotta just feel yourself and risk it. You can wipe

1016
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: it out when you get home.

1017
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest, I don't know if that's worth it.

1018
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 4: He said, give me that clown.

1019
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 2: Dig It's okay, you won't be the first person that

1020
00:56:52,880 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 2: sucked the clown. I too, have the clown or two? Ah?

1021
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 5: Bory do you think?

1022
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 4: Do you have a solution that is not as extreme

1023
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 4: as I mean? Guns? I don't know exactly everybody.

1024
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 5: I think we've got a fair amount of them.

1025
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 2: In this room, because the people that didn't clap are

1026
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: all in a gang with guns.

1027
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's scary.

1028
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 5: You know what's scary about this is I do think.

1029
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 2: Like what made an adult like say, oh, I wanna

1030
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 2: put this white.

1031
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,840
Speaker 4: Paint on my face.

1032
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're saying, I got it.

1033
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm gonna put some big shoes on and

1034
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 2: go to your baby birthday party. The fuck that this

1035
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: idea come from? Oh a bit nos? Oh yeah, where

1036
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 2: does the idea come from? You're thirty eight?

1037
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 3: I think there's an argument to be made that Homie

1038
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 3: the Clown, for a lot of us, was more an allegory, right,

1039
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 3: Like this is like a lesson on following the rules

1040
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 3: of your home. Don't run around, don't do a bunch

1041
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 3: of shit you ain't supposed to do, because in theory,

1042
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 3: bad things can happen. Here's the worst possible scenario we

1043
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 3: could present to Yeah, fear does work. But then we've now,

1044
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 3: I guess, moved into a society where we're not supposed

1045
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 3: to just scare.

1046
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 4: The fuck out of our children anymore, you know what

1047
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 4: I mean.

1048
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 3: Like, theoretically, you're not just supposed to be like, yeah,

1049
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 3: clown gonna fuck you, but.

1050
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 2: Kids can scare us. That's the fuck that. Like, what

1051
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 2: are you doing in my door two in the morning, right,

1052
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 2: fucking scare me?

1053
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah? Damn?

1054
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't know how we fix this. Maybe

1055
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 3: it's an allegory that needs to keep living.

1056
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 2: I think, so we need to bring it back because

1057
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 2: not enough kids in Chicago are afraid of Hombit the clown. Right.

1058
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 4: That's a hard take.

1059
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 2: Seriously, because if that fear we ever went downtown and

1060
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 2: flipped over cars because we were afraid to get fucked,

1061
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: and we need to bring in fear back and these kids. Yes,

1062
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 2: Dick is a very scary place. Dick is terrifying.

1063
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 3: And if I'm hearing you correctly, it sounds like this

1064
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 3: is going to be part of your political campaign.

1065
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 2: Surprise, guys, we didn't want to tell you like this.

1066
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 3: I am investing in white bands for the neighborhood.

1067
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 4: It's me and Willie Wilson.

1068
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 6: We got the city all our back merrily everybody.

1069
00:59:50,240 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 4: That was great, That ship was right. Yeah, sometimes this

1070
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 4: show is complicated.

1071
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have we have one more amazing guest who

1072
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 3: who I love dearly.

1073
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 4: He is. He's a hilarious comedian.

1074
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 3: He's been on Comedy Central, he's been on South Side,

1075
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 3: Uh he is.

1076
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 4: He's done a lot of cool show. So for the

1077
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 4: presidential correspondence, that's right.

1078
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 3: He wrote for the president the Correspondence dinner. Uh for

1079
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 3: Roy Wood Junior this this past year. He's he's so

1080
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,560
Speaker 3: fucking funny, so talented. Please give it up for our guest,

1081
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 3: Felonious Monk. Everybody.

1082
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:46,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all right, fuck up? What's up? Man? Yeah? Yeah,

1083
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 4: you grew up in New York? Right? Yeah? Sure, did

1084
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 4: y'all have this? Yeah? No, we know what the fuck

1085
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 4: is wrong with his teeth?

1086
01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 10: Yo?

1087
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 4: That's not scary to you? I hate it? Is that Boso?

1088
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 4: I think that's really Boso? Yeah?

1089
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 5: I don't think so. That is that the original? Is

1090
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 5: that the original boso?

1091
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,800
Speaker 3: Because that's not the Boso that I went to school

1092
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 3: with where you went to school with?

1093
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 4: Both, No, you know.

1094
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 3: Every day before you leave for school, you gotta watch

1095
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 3: a little boso.

1096
01:01:21,480 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 5: You watch them throw the things.

1097
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 4: In the cup. Now both wait this boso choose tobacco.

1098
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 4: Yeah wait, this is this man was a children's entertainer.

1099
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 4: I thought, like, that's what the Simpsons character. That's where

1100
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 4: it it was based on this. I thought this was

1101
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 4: still from a horror movie.

1102
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 5: And that's the Chicago.

1103
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 4: But that's the Chicago thing, right, Boso? I think it's

1104
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:52,479
Speaker 4: specifically Chicago. It was. It was Boso and spin GHOULI yeah, yeah,

1105
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 4: that's yeah. I don't think they did. Y'all not like kids.

1106
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 8: What was your.

1107
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 9: My kid can't watch TV, no local stuff, son, only

1108
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 9: the porn.

1109
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 4: You can get an only fans account before you can watch. Uh,

1110
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 4: please change the picture.

1111
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,400
Speaker 9: I can't stop because we got to play a song.

1112
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 4: Okay, we we have a game. The last two have

1113
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 4: been bad, bad pictures.

1114
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 3: We gotta we want to play a game with you,

1115
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 3: monk that that is actually going to require a volunteer

1116
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 3: from the audience to participate. But it's a very fun game,

1117
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 3: brand new game we've never played first time. It's a

1118
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 3: game called Barbershop PhD. The way that this game works,

1119
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 3: it is essentially a trivia game in which instead of

1120
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: answering the trivia questions like you would answer, you are

1121
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:55,280
Speaker 3: going to instead answer the questions.

1122
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 4: The way that you think your barber would answer.

1123
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 9: So whatever, so excited it's Oh my bother is the

1124
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 9: best hotel on the plane?

1125
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 5: Oh my brother, I am so glad you chose me.

1126
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 9: First of all, grand rising to the entire audience, I

1127
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 9: want you to know that a loss uponawatsa allah loves you.

1128
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 4: And women.

1129
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 5: I don't know why you're sitting in the front. But

1130
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:34,600
Speaker 5: he's in character.

1131
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 4: Don't do that. Don't try to do that.

1132
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 5: He's in character.

1133
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm just kidding her jokes.

1134
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 3: So the way this is gonna work, whoever, whoever is

1135
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,680
Speaker 3: brave enough is going to compete against whatever the fuck

1136
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 3: that worris.

1137
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 5: For this game.

1138
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 3: So if you are a brave audience member of a

1139
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 3: person who is willing to participate over here.

1140
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 4: Are you gonna do it? Are you? Fuck? Yeah? Divine,

1141
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 4: I have.

1142
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 3: This microphone for you.

1143
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 4: Your glass is amazing, but I really like your glass. Ye.

1144
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 3: I think that's the last nice thing he's gonna say

1145
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 3: until until the game is over. Now, it's so, my sister,

1146
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 3: is it on? I definitely turned it on. I followed instructions.

1147
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 4: Okay, no, it's not all right, let me check it. Wow,

1148
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:40,439
Speaker 4: thank you for I shave sirster. I shave yeah, all right,

1149
01:04:40,800 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 4: mm hmm.

1150
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 3: One more time.

1151
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:50,240
Speaker 4: Nope, still not did you flip? No?

1152
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 9: I see numbers on it. I see numbers on it.

1153
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 9: It's just not doing anything.

1154
01:04:54,320 --> 01:05:00,760
Speaker 4: Okay, until until it gets hot. We'll just keep I

1155
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 4: don't need it. I can project me.

1156
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 5: Actually, you take you'll take this from me?

1157
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,880
Speaker 3: Okay, here's the way to work. We are going to

1158
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:12,160
Speaker 3: introduce the questions. You will each take terms answering, say questions.

1159
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 3: The audience will decide who gave the best answer. And

1160
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,360
Speaker 3: remember your decision is based on the barber answer, not

1161
01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 3: unnecessarily the correct answer.

1162
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 4: Yes, for this game, nobody could judge me but God.

1163
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 9: But I'll play your little game, you know, Amen, talk

1164
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:42,320
Speaker 9: to him.

1165
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, thank you.

1166
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 4: That's fair. Yeah to see. Yeah, I got you first

1167
01:05:50,360 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 4: question where it's Tupac, My sister, you go ahead.

1168
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:03,480
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah.

1169
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,040
Speaker 12: I thought that we all knew that he's at least

1170
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 12: in the Caribbean somewhere living his best life with the

1171
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 12: sun and the water and God and the ancestors all

1172
01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:17,919
Speaker 12: around him protecting him from any hotep that is trying

1173
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:25,440
Speaker 12: to take his cap as the best rapper of life.

1174
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 4: Very good, very good, very good breed.

1175
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 9: Now, the sister, I see why you would say that,

1176
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:36,480
Speaker 9: because you are unfamiliar with the cloning machines that.

1177
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 4: Joe Biden.

1178
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 9: And Kamala Harris have brought to the administration. See, the

1179
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 9: thing is that man that they have down in Cuba

1180
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 9: is not Tupac.

1181
01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 4: That's faux Pac. Three poc already been killed.

1182
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:57,400
Speaker 9: Aymen, But yeah, he's a reasonable fact simile of the

1183
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 9: revolutionary brother Tupac Amaru Shakur. But he's not him, sister,

1184
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 9: that's not him the best rapper alive.

1185
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 4: It's still Gucci. Man. Amen, I'm speechless, So am I?

1186
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 4: All right? I mean I think we know where it's at. Well,

1187
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 4: let's check wherever if you think divine one that round clock?

1188
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you for your pity claps.

1189
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,040
Speaker 4: Thank you for your pity clap.

1190
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 10: I'll take you my table.

1191
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm doing this. You're doing Who are

1192
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 4: you calling it? I'm not a bitch?

1193
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 2: What are you calling a house?

1194
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 5: You ain't a bitch?

1195
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:56,160
Speaker 1: Your rah?

1196
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 4: I'm sorry if you think what spit all over me? Dog?

1197
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,960
Speaker 2: I'm all right?

1198
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 4: Okay, all right? First round, second round, second round.

1199
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 9: We went up because she did the you know, she

1200
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:22,599
Speaker 9: was god, she had pre points.

1201
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:34,080
Speaker 4: Okay, all right? What is the best cure for COVID?

1202
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:36,080
Speaker 5: Can I take this one?

1203
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 4: First system? All right?

1204
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 9: First of all, for what? No, I want you to

1205
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 9: say it again, brother, what's the best cure for what?

1206
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:46,599
Speaker 4: COVID? That's not a real thing. Here's the thing.

1207
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 9: The best cure for COVID is information and education. Brother,

1208
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,680
Speaker 9: if you knew what God wanted you to know, you

1209
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,320
Speaker 9: would understand that if you vibe rate higher, that nothing

1210
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 9: could approach your mute system. But see you keep eating

1211
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 9: bananas without the seeds. Brother, you don't have COVID.

1212
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:11,719
Speaker 4: You have a.

1213
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:16,080
Speaker 9: Respiratory issue brought on by eating food.

1214
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,160
Speaker 5: You're not supposed to eat. See doctor Sebby told you.

1215
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 9: If you get some sea moss and some oceanwana nigga too,

1216
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 9: you too could be healthy on the inside. And now see,

1217
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:36,600
Speaker 9: I'm made six years old. I've never had COVID or

1218
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 9: resci but I didn't even have a cold since eighteen

1219
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 9: sixty three. So the cure for COVID is not to

1220
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 9: believe the white man's lives. COVID is a hoax, and

1221
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 9: so is this entire government. I am the king of

1222
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:49,760
Speaker 9: this shit.

1223
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 10: Oh wow.

1224
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 12: See I have to agree. And I have to add

1225
01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:07,799
Speaker 12: that when you vibrate, how you know about your authentic self?

1226
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:08,360
Speaker 2: Am I right?

1227
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,520
Speaker 12: People clap for me if you hear me, your authenticity

1228
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,320
Speaker 12: will let you know not to get the vaccine because

1229
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:19,479
Speaker 12: they're putting chips in them, okay for them to track

1230
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:20,800
Speaker 12: us everywhere that we go.

1231
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 10: Now, you know that they want to kill all of us.

1232
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:37,400
Speaker 10: This was a hoax period, but it is also an awakening.

1233
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,639
Speaker 12: So that you can know your true value as kings,

1234
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 12: queen's princesses and princesses and them.

1235
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 4: Theys and zim there.

1236
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:53,200
Speaker 12: Whoever you are, put yourself first. COVID is the last period.

1237
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:02,639
Speaker 4: That was a close round. I don't know, I don't

1238
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 4: know where it's gonna go, all right, because I was retired.

1239
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 4: That was how could you pick?

1240
01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,320
Speaker 10: Thank you my brother?

1241
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 4: All right? Final question?

1242
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 9: And before I answered, can I just say that got

1243
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 9: a light skinned friend looked like Sammy Sosa. Gotta all right?

1244
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 9: So I just want you to understand the tricknology that

1245
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 9: the man had.

1246
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with that. You're not familiar with technology.

1247
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:59,760
Speaker 9: See that's the knowledge that they teach you in elementary

1248
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 9: secondary school.

1249
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:05,639
Speaker 4: See they think it's knowledge, but they tricking you. Brother. Yeah.

1250
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,559
Speaker 2: See you're you You from Africa.

1251
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 9: Your proximity to the motherland is your one degree of

1252
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:21,519
Speaker 9: separation away from the original man. See Sammy Sosa.

1253
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:22,160
Speaker 2: A little bit.

1254
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:24,679
Speaker 4: See Sammy Saucer, you not a whole acts.

1255
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,160
Speaker 5: He's a Dominican, so you know he's not black.

1256
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 4: Puppy. But but he blackish, you know. But see Sammy Sauser.

1257
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 5: He got about full degrees of separation.

1258
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 4: See.

1259
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 9: The question isn't whether or not will accept Sammy Sauser.

1260
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:43,600
Speaker 9: It's with Sammy Sauser, accept Sammy Sosa.

1261
01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 4: Huh damn huh.

1262
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 9: See this Sammy Saucer with the red hat on, That's

1263
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,759
Speaker 9: that's his outer self. That's who the white man wants

1264
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 9: him to be. When he looks in the mirror. He

1265
01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 9: only loves himself when he looks like his opressa. But

1266
01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 9: when I look at Sammy Sosa, fow glory. When I

1267
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 9: look at Sammy Sosa, I see the man in the

1268
01:13:09,439 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 9: Chicago's Club had who.

1269
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 4: Never ever bought a championship to Chicago, but he had

1270
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 4: a whole lot of home running.

1271
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,519
Speaker 9: Now the question is it whether or not will accept

1272
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:22,559
Speaker 9: Sammy Sosa. We never let him go, brother, it's will

1273
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,080
Speaker 9: he accept himself?

1274
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 4: Amen? Amen?

1275
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 9: Oh oh yeah yeah yeah.

1276
01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 12: Now will Sammy Sosa accept Sammy Sosa?

1277
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,400
Speaker 10: Will we accept something? That's a good I hear you, And.

1278
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 12: What I hear you saying is that he is in

1279
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 12: a battle within himself. Clap for me if you have

1280
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 12: ever felt strife. Okay, Ay, man, I say, if you

1281
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 12: have ever felt strife strife, then you know that the

1282
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 12: battle is thinking that you don't know who you are,

1283
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 12: but you really, really, really do. See what he's doing

1284
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:21,880
Speaker 12: right now is making a lap. And what we want

1285
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 12: him to do is come on back home. Okay, Sammy

1286
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 12: so said, come on back home, brother, come on back home.

1287
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 4: He's making a lot. He has been hoodwinked but.

1288
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:54,559
Speaker 12: Bamboozled, yes, thank you, thank you, Lacy, bamboozled and molly

1289
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:59,040
Speaker 12: wopped into believing that he is something that he is not.

1290
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:01,840
Speaker 12: So it is up to us. Like you said, my brother,

1291
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 12: I agree, and I will add that when he gets

1292
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,200
Speaker 12: back to the truth of his own authenticity, he will

1293
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 12: see that drinking the kool aid was never a good idea. No, no, no,

1294
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:19,719
Speaker 12: but accepting your true identity is the answer.

1295
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 10: Authenticity.

1296
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:22,559
Speaker 4: Am I right?

1297
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 2: Am I right?

1298
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:25,320
Speaker 10: Authenticity?

1299
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,680
Speaker 12: He's made a lot. I'm waiting for him to come

1300
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:30,920
Speaker 12: on back home. Just like Kanye.

1301
01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:33,560
Speaker 10: She did it.

1302
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 9: Got a light skinned friend bringing it all. That's beautiful.

1303
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:45,200
Speaker 3: Wow. I'm just gonna say it. They're both wrong. Sammy gone.

1304
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:59,759
Speaker 3: We ain't getting Sammy back. That's done. Fellas and ladies, Okay,

1305
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,880
Speaker 3: should we do it? Should we have an official Okay,

1306
01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,680
Speaker 3: this was this has been the competition. Now it is

1307
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,080
Speaker 3: your job as an audience to decide who is, in

1308
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 3: fact the greater barbershop PhD Is it divine? Give it

1309
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 3: up for divine? Or is it Felonia's monk? It's divine.

1310
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:46,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no prize, but you feel like a winner.

1311
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 4: That's an amazing game. Man. I didn't know y'all were

1312
01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:58,000
Speaker 4: gonna have me.

1313
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,880
Speaker 9: That's this is a very This is a lot for

1314
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 9: me because I know something that you guys don't know

1315
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 9: about Sammy Sosa.

1316
01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:08,599
Speaker 4: Oh please.

1317
01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,959
Speaker 9: We have been accusing Sammy Sosa for years of bleaching

1318
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,040
Speaker 9: his skin and trying to hide his blackness, and he

1319
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 9: has videlago.

1320
01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 4: Did you know that? Don't do that? Did you know that?

1321
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:20,760
Speaker 4: Don't do that?

1322
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:23,800
Speaker 9: You know why you didn't know that? Because I just

1323
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:30,120
Speaker 9: made it up on the spot. It was all they

1324
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,120
Speaker 9: gonna cancel me. I'd have made fun of the spot.

1325
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,720
Speaker 4: No, he's he's fucked up.

1326
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:35,559
Speaker 2: He's not a person.

1327
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that man is lost. He's sucking up.

1328
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:42,040
Speaker 9: It's not I like when he put blue contacts in.

1329
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:48,600
Speaker 9: I don't understand the hat boutineer situation that that's Dominican.

1330
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:52,320
Speaker 3: I get that, that's just Dominican.

1331
01:17:52,439 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 5: But but everything else is more complicated. That's a lot.

1332
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:58,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think, okay, this is the biggest neck is

1333
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:01,519
Speaker 3: very white. You think it's you think it's titties are white?

1334
01:18:02,479 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 4: Oh, Ariolas are the areolas? Tell your true color?

1335
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:06,160
Speaker 5: You don't think he's.

1336
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 9: You can't bleach of areola if you're not sure if

1337
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 9: a light skinned woman is black, or you look at

1338
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 9: the nipple, bing nipple, you're not biracial. That is not

1339
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 9: a biracial nipple, young lady. That is a as a

1340
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:27,479
Speaker 9: Western European nipple. Damn light brown nipple. You mighty put

1341
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:29,200
Speaker 9: a little thumb on your ship. I don't know, I

1342
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:29,599
Speaker 9: don't know.

1343
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:33,559
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not. Much like with most of this podcast,

1344
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:40,280
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to do my own reason fair uh

1345
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:48,280
Speaker 4: whoa yeah, white, I don't know why you have to

1346
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:51,200
Speaker 4: do this. I feel like that's the right answer.

1347
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,240
Speaker 9: When you go like this after bleaching airs, you're like,

1348
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 9: you can bleach your asshole.

1349
01:18:56,479 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 4: I'm not. Everybody's scared to bleach they titties. Sammy saws

1350
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:02,280
Speaker 4: to bleach his whole neck.

1351
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,960
Speaker 3: You can blease a titty it felt like it felt

1352
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:06,240
Speaker 3: like you had always been.

1353
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:09,840
Speaker 4: Planning to say that. She was holding it.

1354
01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:11,960
Speaker 9: She'd be like, they're gonna say, he gonna say something

1355
01:19:11,960 --> 01:19:12,559
Speaker 9: about nipples.

1356
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can bleach your asshole. You can bleach your nipple.

1357
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was practicing in the mirror and ship. You

1358
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:25,879
Speaker 3: can bleach your asshole here, you can bleach your nipple.

1359
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,200
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, that's not it. That's not it.

1360
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:32,000
Speaker 4: Hold on, you can bleach your assholes. No, no, no,

1361
01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 4: doesn't have what do you think of something?

1362
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:35,400
Speaker 2: Damn it?

1363
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:39,400
Speaker 3: Dominique saying, with some fervor, you can bleach an asshole,

1364
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:40,280
Speaker 3: you can bleach.

1365
01:19:40,439 --> 01:19:44,400
Speaker 5: Nipple, yes, Malonia's monk.

1366
01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:56,040
Speaker 13: Everybody, Oh man, damn.

1367
01:19:57,720 --> 01:20:01,439
Speaker 3: We We only really have one more little segment and

1368
01:20:01,479 --> 01:20:04,800
Speaker 3: it's now turning to you all at the end of

1369
01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:07,520
Speaker 3: the show. We'd love to if you have any questions

1370
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:10,200
Speaker 3: that you'd like us to address, anything.

1371
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,439
Speaker 4: That's on your mind, concerns.

1372
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 3: Mostly where you're like, hey, y'all, are y'all are really

1373
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,879
Speaker 3: doing a lot of damage with the bullshit you're spreading.

1374
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:23,719
Speaker 3: This is now your opportunity, so just raise your hand

1375
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:24,280
Speaker 3: yell it out.

1376
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:25,120
Speaker 5: We don't give a shit.

1377
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:40,280
Speaker 4: This ain't oh yeah. Please. Yes, I've been up to

1378
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:51,679
Speaker 4: my elbows and studies. Yeah, they got them.

1379
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,559
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the core of the of what

1380
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,120
Speaker 3: we were meant to be researching.

1381
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:02,639
Speaker 5: Agree to disagree if I'm remembering correctly.

1382
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:05,520
Speaker 3: And you this is often an issue with the podcast,

1383
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:09,800
Speaker 3: is we just be talking yeah.

1384
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 5: And then people will come to us and they'll.

1385
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,439
Speaker 4: Be like, in episode eighty eight you mentioned.

1386
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:16,640
Speaker 5: And it's like, I don't know none of that.

1387
01:21:17,320 --> 01:21:19,759
Speaker 3: I was just hanging out with my friend a little

1388
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:22,879
Speaker 3: high and saying stuff.

1389
01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:25,240
Speaker 4: I think it was. It was if you have a

1390
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:28,439
Speaker 4: It was like if you have a white mom, a

1391
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:32,640
Speaker 4: white mom makes don't have a flat booty, and a

1392
01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 4: black mom makes a fat booty. It was one of

1393
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:44,280
Speaker 4: the dads. It was dads, oh male, because we talked

1394
01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:45,200
Speaker 4: about thank you.

1395
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,640
Speaker 2: Is actually.

1396
01:21:54,720 --> 01:22:01,800
Speaker 4: No, no, no good daddy is a source for the booty.

1397
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:05,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, so a black dad makes a fat ass, a

1398
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,599
Speaker 3: white dad makes.

1399
01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 4: A flat ass.

1400
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:12,759
Speaker 3: For for biracial ladies, if you're biracial, stand up tonight.

1401
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna look at that thing.

1402
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:20,360
Speaker 5: Hey, it's flat back here.

1403
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 3: I I don't know that we've been doing any real research,

1404
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:38,760
Speaker 3: but but I can promise you that we might someday

1405
01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:41,240
Speaker 3: there's anything can happen.

1406
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:45,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what reason. I don't even I've

1407
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:52,640
Speaker 4: typed in all the stuff you would think too, the

1408
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:58,880
Speaker 4: same results every time. Yeah, uh I think that I

1409
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:02,080
Speaker 4: think that answer. Yeah, I'm sorry, that's the best we can.

1410
01:23:02,400 --> 01:23:08,240
Speaker 4: Have you done your own research. Okay, that's fair. We

1411
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 4: are not a trusted source. I don't think any any

1412
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:20,360
Speaker 4: other question. Oh yeah, please, that's a good question. Uh, well,

1413
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,320
Speaker 4: I'm in, but.

1414
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:24,400
Speaker 5: Bust down.

1415
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:27,719
Speaker 4: That's that's.

1416
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:32,760
Speaker 5: Me and my friends got to make poison for for people.

1417
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:35,160
Speaker 3: To consume, and and very little of it because they

1418
01:23:35,280 --> 01:23:37,000
Speaker 3: realized pretty quickly.

1419
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:39,000
Speaker 5: That this was a mistake.

1420
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:42,679
Speaker 4: Can I can I say that you remember the table

1421
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:45,000
Speaker 4: read when you read it before the show came out.

1422
01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:48,080
Speaker 4: You did the table reading, I was I remember leaving

1423
01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:50,400
Speaker 4: where is it Cia or some ship? I remember leaving

1424
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,519
Speaker 4: the office after we did the table reading. I was like,

1425
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:57,040
Speaker 4: they're never gonna make that. I was like, Jack gets

1426
01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:01,840
Speaker 4: molested in the first episode. This is Yeah.

1427
01:24:01,960 --> 01:24:04,439
Speaker 3: What's even crazier is that when you were reading it,

1428
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:07,080
Speaker 3: he got molested faster in the episode.

1429
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,800
Speaker 4: It was like three pages in.

1430
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:12,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, we didn't do as much introducing of the characters.

1431
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:15,240
Speaker 3: We were just like, he walk in, he get grabbed,

1432
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:21,080
Speaker 3: let's have fun. But yeah, no that I think bust down,

1433
01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:24,000
Speaker 3: it will it will never happen again. But boy boy,

1434
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 3: was that my favorite thing that we've gotten to do.

1435
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:32,479
Speaker 4: That's yours, your.

1436
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:44,960
Speaker 7: Wind down, that's a nightcap, pull out the vermouth.

1437
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:48,160
Speaker 4: We're gonna watch bust down.

1438
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:56,160
Speaker 3: Clearly, then you are the target audience and I appreciate

1439
01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,439
Speaker 3: you more than you know.

1440
01:24:57,960 --> 01:25:09,400
Speaker 14: Oh fuck yeah, yeah please at sandwich?

1441
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:22,080
Speaker 4: Whoa where you at? I just don't know what it is.

1442
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:31,439
Speaker 4: If it isn't a sandwich, but there's not, it's not

1443
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:34,920
Speaker 4: You're not like, oh that's not a sandwich, that's a right.

1444
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,160
Speaker 4: So I'm I'm team sandwich.

1445
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:41,800
Speaker 3: If it's not a sandwich, I think it's a taquito,

1446
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:46,120
Speaker 3: and that ain't That ain't right either, So so I

1447
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:47,240
Speaker 3: do feel similarly.

1448
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 4: It is.

1449
01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:51,679
Speaker 3: It's unnerving because it does get listed so separately from

1450
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:54,240
Speaker 3: every like, no matter where you go, hot dogs have

1451
01:25:54,320 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 3: their own section as if they are like this, you

1452
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:03,880
Speaker 3: sit over there.

1453
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:14,040
Speaker 4: Hot dog. You can't eat with us? Hot dog? Yeah

1454
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:14,680
Speaker 4: I don't.

1455
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:15,320
Speaker 5: I think.

1456
01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:17,800
Speaker 3: I think hot dogs, as far as I'm concerned, are

1457
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,680
Speaker 3: a sandwich. But but I if somebody's like, no, the

1458
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,560
Speaker 3: fuck they're not, I'm not gonna.

1459
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,080
Speaker 4: Argue with you, you.

1460
01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 5: Know what I mean.

1461
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:31,479
Speaker 4: That's that's I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. Yes, please,

1462
01:26:37,600 --> 01:26:40,000
Speaker 4: Well you did your own quick quote quote ho.

1463
01:26:41,439 --> 01:26:55,920
Speaker 15: Fuck yeah, oh.

1464
01:26:56,200 --> 01:27:03,800
Speaker 4: Whoa. I don't have a driver's license. You always get

1465
01:27:03,840 --> 01:27:06,000
Speaker 4: out of shit without your driver's license. That's why I

1466
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,880
Speaker 4: don't have a driver's license. At the risk that some

1467
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,920
Speaker 4: lady asked you a hard question.

1468
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:21,320
Speaker 3: You're like, nah, I can't participate. Uh okay. My answer

1469
01:27:21,439 --> 01:27:27,160
Speaker 3: is I would rather deal with LA traffic because because

1470
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:31,840
Speaker 3: LA is an anti social city and so you ain't

1471
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:36,200
Speaker 3: really gotta go nowhere most of the time, whereas Chicago

1472
01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:39,879
Speaker 3: traffic you have to leave, you have to go across

1473
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:42,360
Speaker 3: the city, and when it is bad, it is as

1474
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:45,000
Speaker 3: bad as any traffic that I've ever dealt with in

1475
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:47,519
Speaker 3: my life. That would be the answer that I give.

1476
01:27:47,960 --> 01:28:01,800
Speaker 3: This lady in the LA hat is unhappy. Please, No,

1477
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:03,280
Speaker 3: I do stupid shit.

1478
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,479
Speaker 4: For a living. He does have a dumb job. I don't.

1479
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:11,280
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1480
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:17,200
Speaker 3: I should have been working class. I don't contribute anything.

1481
01:28:18,320 --> 01:28:21,760
Speaker 3: I'm truly avoid You don't have to do this.

1482
01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:25,880
Speaker 7: No, because she's shaming me, and I need her to understand.

1483
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:27,800
Speaker 1: I get it.

1484
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:33,680
Speaker 3: I'm useless, but being useless has its benefits, and some

1485
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:43,799
Speaker 3: of it's not sitting in traffic. You see some hands

1486
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:46,519
Speaker 3: in the back. Oh yeah, yes, please right up front

1487
01:28:46,560 --> 01:29:00,960
Speaker 3: and them. We'll go to the back after. Oh no, really?

1488
01:29:05,840 --> 01:29:09,320
Speaker 4: Whoa? They loved Medea?

1489
01:29:10,240 --> 01:29:11,320
Speaker 5: Where did you grow up?

1490
01:29:14,240 --> 01:29:14,760
Speaker 1: Oh?

1491
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:20,240
Speaker 3: Okay, see that's that's if I'm if what it sounds like?

1492
01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:25,200
Speaker 4: That sounds like poor whites? Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, they

1493
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:30,960
Speaker 4: love media. That makes more sense. Yeah.

1494
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:38,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta get in where you fit in?

1495
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:41,599
Speaker 4: Man? Yeah, man, you seem like you turned out all right.

1496
01:29:46,439 --> 01:29:48,439
Speaker 5: Boy, it is worth saying.

1497
01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:51,759
Speaker 3: You are far more passionate about media, and the media.

1498
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:55,960
Speaker 4: Don't talk to me like that.

1499
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:57,760
Speaker 5: I don't like.

1500
01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:01,800
Speaker 4: Sometimes I like to relax and I like to watch

1501
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:04,879
Speaker 4: a movie where black people are just rich and that's

1502
01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:08,560
Speaker 4: and it's good for that. Sometimes it's not. I watched

1503
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,479
Speaker 4: Why Did I Get Married? Those are my movies about

1504
01:30:10,479 --> 01:30:10,880
Speaker 4: a Medea.

1505
01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:11,040
Speaker 2: Guy.

1506
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:11,760
Speaker 4: Don't do that to me.

1507
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:16,479
Speaker 3: But yeah, David often describes Medea as his love language,

1508
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:21,880
Speaker 3: and I don't really know what that means, but it's like.

1509
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:23,240
Speaker 5: No, Medea is my love language.

1510
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:29,920
Speaker 4: I'm like, you got it, bro, I think we have

1511
01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:36,599
Speaker 4: one more in the back. Yeah, is this Justin? Fuck yeah?

1512
01:30:36,680 --> 01:30:40,120
Speaker 3: Oh wait a minute, the man who edits all of

1513
01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:42,439
Speaker 3: the episodes, give it up one time for Justin?

1514
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:59,439
Speaker 4: Fuck yeah? Oh fuck, he's right. Damn we've been abusing.

1515
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:08,920
Speaker 16: Uh hey, happy birthday, big birthday, man, we got a

1516
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:14,400
Speaker 16: cake in the back. Don't set him up for failure like that.

1517
01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:21,360
Speaker 3: Justin Justin regularly, uh he will log onto the podcast

1518
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:24,960
Speaker 3: to be a part of, you know, the necessary ship

1519
01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:27,439
Speaker 3: to be able to record and edit and do the

1520
01:31:27,479 --> 01:31:31,599
Speaker 3: whole thing. And then he will become very cantankerous with

1521
01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:36,880
Speaker 3: us almost immediately, and it's mostly me. I will say,

1522
01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:41,160
Speaker 3: it's mostly me. Wait a minute, it's mostly me. Almost

1523
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:44,800
Speaker 3: always I'll say something i'd be like Justin, heay man,

1524
01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:46,920
Speaker 3: and then he'll be like, fuck you Langston.

1525
01:31:47,280 --> 01:32:00,160
Speaker 4: You see how mad he is at me. Honestly, this

1526
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:04,519
Speaker 4: was a long time coming. I'm glad you got I'm

1527
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:31,320
Speaker 4: glad this happened. Yeah mmmh whoa, Yeah, I don't.

1528
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:35,280
Speaker 3: I don't think the old heads in the room.

1529
01:32:35,520 --> 01:32:38,160
Speaker 5: I think a lot of people are not on board.

1530
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:44,280
Speaker 3: With with the nightmare you grew up with. I'll be honest,

1531
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:55,120
Speaker 3: that's way scarier than no, you did whoa you heard it.

1532
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:56,840
Speaker 4: Did?

1533
01:32:57,000 --> 01:33:02,440
Speaker 3: Okay, I have I have a few follow up questions

1534
01:33:02,479 --> 01:33:08,280
Speaker 3: for clarity multiple men.

1535
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:12,840
Speaker 4: And and specifically a Lincoln Continental.

1536
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:20,479
Speaker 3: With suicide doors. Hey, he turned on you. He was

1537
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:23,920
Speaker 3: on board, and then he's like, nah, na, na, you're

1538
01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:25,080
Speaker 3: you're bugging.

1539
01:33:25,840 --> 01:33:29,120
Speaker 4: That's Oh, like it's the old because the old Lincoln's

1540
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:31,080
Speaker 4: had suicide doors. Is that what you mean? It was

1541
01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:33,880
Speaker 4: an old one or it's like a new like like

1542
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:36,720
Speaker 4: a nineteen sixty or soth suicide.

1543
01:33:36,479 --> 01:33:43,000
Speaker 3: So it's just an old car. WHOA, damn, I don't Yeah,

1544
01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:49,000
Speaker 3: I didn't hear that. This is this is a scary city.

1545
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:51,000
Speaker 5: I do think.

1546
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,519
Speaker 3: I do think to the grander point that we made

1547
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:57,280
Speaker 3: this does feel like just an advancement of the allegory.

1548
01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,000
Speaker 3: Right that, like Holmie the Clown, probably by the time

1549
01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:03,040
Speaker 3: you're of a certain age, he ain't on TV anymore.

1550
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:05,880
Speaker 3: He's not a reference that kids know. We gotta update

1551
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:08,559
Speaker 3: this ship, so let's make it. Let's make it a

1552
01:34:08,600 --> 01:34:10,680
Speaker 3: scream mask and fuck it, let's make give him a

1553
01:34:10,720 --> 01:34:11,280
Speaker 3: cool car.

1554
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:26,200
Speaker 4: And he's got a lot of friends too, right, Sure, yeah,

1555
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:32,439
Speaker 4: you really always make these things too real, jessin Jesus Christ.

1556
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:36,280
Speaker 3: I think we have time for one more we can

1557
01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:38,160
Speaker 3: do or we can do one or two. Oh yeah,

1558
01:34:38,160 --> 01:34:40,519
Speaker 3: we'll do here and then we'll go there.

1559
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:53,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have our best minds on it. I think

1560
01:34:53,479 --> 01:34:56,800
Speaker 4: you're just like that. But you gotta love you. You know.

1561
01:34:57,800 --> 01:35:01,160
Speaker 4: I can't relate, but it seems to Yeah.

1562
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,719
Speaker 3: No, I for those of you that are unfamiliar white

1563
01:35:03,720 --> 01:35:09,800
Speaker 3: mom syndrome, is is like Drake, Uh, mixed kids who

1564
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:11,920
Speaker 3: are born with a white mom are a little weird

1565
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:18,200
Speaker 3: and sometimes difficult to deal with and maybe make great

1566
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:23,960
Speaker 3: music and that No, Okay, well I think I think

1567
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:27,280
Speaker 3: it find your passion. I think find the thing you're

1568
01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:30,320
Speaker 3: good at, and like Drake, you can you can, you

1569
01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:34,439
Speaker 3: can move, you can supersede the curse that was placed

1570
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:41,560
Speaker 3: upon you via your white mother. I thought it was inspirational.

1571
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:45,559
Speaker 3: I said to myself, they're gonna write that one down.

1572
01:35:50,280 --> 01:36:08,200
Speaker 4: I was uncomfortable. Ah more yeah, hell yeah. The television

1573
01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:22,240
Speaker 4: show Yes, that was a great fucking answer. Is the

1574
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:24,599
Speaker 4: Big Bang theory anti black?

1575
01:36:26,960 --> 01:36:27,040
Speaker 10: Oh?

1576
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:33,400
Speaker 4: Because black people because they love God? Like I.

1577
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:39,799
Speaker 3: Wish, I wish that our relationship with God was brought

1578
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:42,680
Speaker 3: on by us. But I think a fair amount of

1579
01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:47,799
Speaker 3: our understanding of certainly Christian values and principles are deeply

1580
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:51,720
Speaker 3: rooted in fucking colonization and the evil things that white

1581
01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:55,200
Speaker 3: people have done. So yes, I think white people would

1582
01:36:55,240 --> 01:36:58,040
Speaker 3: want us to think that it is anti black, but

1583
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:00,559
Speaker 3: I think that if we are truly on some like

1584
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:04,880
Speaker 3: black wave ship, we should probably believe.

1585
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:08,120
Speaker 4: In the science more than than whatever. That is also

1586
01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:15,160
Speaker 4: terrible show. Yeah you're so good that that was great.

1587
01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:17,559
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we did it. I think this is.

1588
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:24,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, as we did it, always telling them about the hat.

1589
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:27,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we didn't bring them out. Okay, you got it.

1590
01:37:28,280 --> 01:37:30,320
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for coming. We're gonna be selling

1591
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:34,559
Speaker 4: hats out front. Yeah, if you want to take a picture,

1592
01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:36,920
Speaker 4: say hi or whatever. We you know, it'd be nice

1593
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:37,439
Speaker 4: to meet you.

1594
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:39,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we just we'll be out there.

1595
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:41,519
Speaker 3: We'll say hi to everybody, hang out for a while,

1596
01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:43,839
Speaker 3: and if you don't want to hat, that's okay.

1597
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:46,240
Speaker 5: And and if you do want one.

1598
01:37:46,479 --> 01:37:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's it.

1599
01:37:49,479 --> 01:37:50,240
Speaker 4: That's the whole thing.

1600
01:37:50,720 --> 01:38:11,000
Speaker 8: Bitch had experiences allow timbers has as long to slavery,

1601
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:15,639
Speaker 8: blow timble