WEBVTT - Insurance

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he

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<v Speaker 1>can't talk without touching me. We'll get into that find

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<v Speaker 1>out what that's all about just a few but right

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<v Speaker 1>now it is time for the nephew and today's Frank

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<v Speaker 1>phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for his neft insurance? Shirley Insurance. Got

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<v Speaker 2>a few girls? I got to get insured.

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<v Speaker 3>A few girls.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to get insured. So you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get my girls in shoe.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll understand it in the second.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go get the insurance.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks calling Sharance.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Joseph. How can I help you? Yeah, Joseph,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you doing? Man? I got you your number? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>so I give me a card. Told me you have

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<v Speaker 3>an insurance coming. You might be to help.

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<v Speaker 4>Me absolutely and will to help you, will to help you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance. What all the

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<v Speaker 3>insurance that you guys have? What all do you all covered?

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<v Speaker 4>We have automobile insurance, we have home insurance, we have

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<v Speaker 4>lights insurance, fire flow, we pretty much, uh, we have

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<v Speaker 4>everything exactly what type of insurance you're looking for?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Well, see I need. I have my own business,

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<v Speaker 3>my own company. I like that. Okay, what I'm what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm want to What I'm trying to do, man, is

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to make sure I have insurance for the

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<v Speaker 3>people underneath me.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, your employees.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly exactly. I want to I want my employees

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<v Speaker 3>to be insured. Okay, you know, like if something happens

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<v Speaker 3>to them, they can get they can get working as

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<v Speaker 3>comp you know what I mean. I want to be

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<v Speaker 3>able to accommodate them that way. Is that? And are

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<v Speaker 3>you able to help me out with something like that?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I am able to help you out. I just

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<v Speaker 4>need to ask you a few questions. How many how

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<v Speaker 4>many employees do you.

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<v Speaker 3>Have right now?

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<v Speaker 4>I have?

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<v Speaker 3>I got six? Well, I got four that's working full time.

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<v Speaker 3>I got two that that work predominantly on the weekends. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>so I got let me think real quick, limit, I

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<v Speaker 3>got Centerment, I got ice, Jazzmine, I got Thunder.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, sir, tell me a name against what was smitty?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? What type of is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sir, Well, I'm I'm more of a I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a.

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<v Speaker 4>PC and I'm sorry DC uh personal consultant.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, I'm I'm I'm pretty close though,

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<v Speaker 3>pretty close. That's that's that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a pleasure consultant. And and what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Me I got, you know, I got I'm sorry, did

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<v Speaker 4>you say pleasure of consulting?

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<v Speaker 3>Right right? What that is, man, is you know I

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<v Speaker 3>pleasurize people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have,

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<v Speaker 3>uh girls that may dance for you. Uh some may

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<v Speaker 3>come by and and uh do other things for you,

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<v Speaker 3>private parties, that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you trying to Are you trying to ensure a strippers,

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<v Speaker 4>a call girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, I mean, I'm trying to ensure what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to show. I mean, I give all my

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<v Speaker 3>girl ten ninety nine at the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't I don't know what this is an insurance company.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a report of a company. We don't ensure call.

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<v Speaker 3>Girls, strippers, sir. I'm trying to ensure my product. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean the way it econdomy is right now, everybody got

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<v Speaker 3>to look out for themself. But I gotta ensued what

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<v Speaker 3>I need to ensure so in case things go bad, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I can bounce back. On that.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand that, sir, and I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>But we don't ensure called strippers.

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<v Speaker 3>So so hold on, I got your card. Man, you're

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<v Speaker 3>trying to tell me that now you can't give me

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<v Speaker 3>no insues.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't ensure call girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>tell me what type of duties do they perform?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, what do you mean? What kind of do

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<v Speaker 3>I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>They tell you on the application I have to put down.

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<v Speaker 4>What type of duties.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we're gonna put down? We call me down exotic dance,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. Uh, and see since they are there for

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<v Speaker 3>people that like need to have some personal attention, man,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we just put something else down, like you know, counseling, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, prostitutes, you want to ensure prostitutes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say that no more. That's not what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying, that's what you're that's what they are.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, why don't you put our peace man? Why don't

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<v Speaker 3>you why don't you put down pleasure consultant for him? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Pleasure consultants, sir we don't do that here. I'm a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of help. You say we don't do that here,

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<v Speaker 4>you can't insure a prostitute.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I tell you don't say that no more. I

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<v Speaker 3>told you this right here is a PC. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>pleasure consultant. Now, somebody that gave me this business card

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<v Speaker 3>and told me that you'll be able to take care

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<v Speaker 3>of me. And now here you is coming back saying

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<v Speaker 3>you can't see this when it's starting to be a

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<v Speaker 3>smitten name.

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<v Speaker 4>Sir, you gonna have to refine from using that language.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no. They telling me that you are

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<v Speaker 3>able to insure me. Man, you want coming back with

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<v Speaker 3>some bogus right here, We.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't ensure any type of ghetto mess prostitute call girls.

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<v Speaker 4>That's some street junk that we don't do here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, listen, I was told you can insure me,

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<v Speaker 3>and guess what you go and shore me. I'm finna

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<v Speaker 3>go back and forth what you've done. I'm finna come

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<v Speaker 3>down there to your office and I want to I

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<v Speaker 3>want these bakers filled down so I can sign.

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<v Speaker 4>Them so I'm out of my office. Look, man, we

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<v Speaker 4>don't ensure no prostitutes are no are there strippers Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>so we don't do that, and you're not gonna come

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<v Speaker 4>down to my office with this ghetto mess. We don't

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<v Speaker 4>do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Who do you think you out of that? Man?

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<v Speaker 4>You you don't know who you're only with now, don't

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<v Speaker 4>left this corporate over the phone, corporate fool you because

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<v Speaker 4>I can get gangster.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, I don't know who you think you look

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<v Speaker 3>at you. We don't do that here, Hey man, look

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<v Speaker 3>at Let me tell you I'm on my way down there.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, do not come to this office. You do not

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<v Speaker 4>mean to come to this office. I'm coming to the office.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna shure it my girls for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Now. If somebody that gave me your card and told

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<v Speaker 3>me you can take care of me on the low,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's what you're gonna do now. I need my

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<v Speaker 3>damn insurance for my girls.

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<v Speaker 4>Dog.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I'm trying to get you.

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<v Speaker 4>What you bring low to me, it steps with because

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<v Speaker 4>we don't do it and I will not. And if

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<v Speaker 4>you bring something, you're gonna get your boy.

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<v Speaker 3>And man, I got one talking to I'm talking to.

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<v Speaker 4>You, not trying to be nice and I trying to

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<v Speaker 4>be professional. Christ don't you pray after my office car,

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<v Speaker 4>kick your you ain't singing them and fuller album. Hey man,

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<v Speaker 4>I got one more than I need to say to you,

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<v Speaker 4>you listener. Yes, what you got to sell to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Do what I do?

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<v Speaker 4>Not insure prostitutes? Okay, what do you have to tell me?

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<v Speaker 3>I got to tell you this best his nephew Tommy

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<v Speaker 3>from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

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<v Speaker 3>by your boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I'm gonna chill that boy who now

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<v Speaker 4>cannot believe this?

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<v Speaker 3>Who hell?

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all got me?

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<v Speaker 3>But I an't one as you is here? Man? Let

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<v Speaker 3>me ask you is here? What is the baddest I'm

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<v Speaker 3>talking about the baddest radio show in the land, the

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<v Speaker 3>Steam Morning There you have it all.

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<v Speaker 2>My girls. We got to get them in shore. You

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<v Speaker 2>understand I'm saying, you cut when you know when they

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<v Speaker 2>own these poles and stuff like this is you got

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<v Speaker 2>to get these people in shood. What y'all don't see

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<v Speaker 2>that you're going weave for me poles. You gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>these people in shood. You know, you gotta understand it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm you know, I'm talking about fully five people

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<v Speaker 2>on the pole at the same time. That's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of people Oh, y'all ain't been in a while. Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what. I saw that woman at that

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<v Speaker 3>Usher show in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you better, you better ask somebody that. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>one of the number one video I never deleted. Was

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<v Speaker 2>that right there?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Get ready this weekend. I'm headed to Tacoma, Washington. Tacoma, Washington,

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<v Speaker 2>Nate Jackson, super funny comedy club, I beat a Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>Sadday Sunday tickets on sale right now. That there you

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<v Speaker 2>coming to Tacoma, Washington. I've never been there before. Walk

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<v Speaker 2>So that's Seattle and everybody around the way. The nephew

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<v Speaker 2>is coming Tacoma, Washington. Thank you so kind, Yes is

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<v Speaker 2>on the way.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let me thank Oakland. Let me think the Bay area.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me thank everybody pleasant. It was very good, Greg,

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<v Speaker 2>great shows the entire weekend. I want to say thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for y'all coming out seeing your boy. It

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<v Speaker 2>was an amazing weekend. And oh my god, California. The

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<v Speaker 2>weather has not changed. It's just still bel.

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<v Speaker 3>Aria.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when your I think I did I blow it?

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<v Speaker 2>What too short? Had to hear me because I show

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<v Speaker 2>blew it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cool. The weather was amazing, and now I still forget.

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<v Speaker 2>They still haven't forgotten. Why you know why the mortgage

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<v Speaker 2>is so high in Cali, it's because of the weather.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's, that's that's that's probably.

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<v Speaker 3>On the bill. Yeah, two thousand is on the bill.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it's just for the weather. You're paying for that,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You, nephew. Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter, with

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<v Speaker 1>the subject being he cannot talk without touching me.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.