Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he
Speaker 1: can't talk without touching me. We'll get into that find
Speaker 1: out what that's all about just a few but right
Speaker 1: now it is time for the nephew and today's Frank
Speaker 1: phone call.
Speaker 2: What you got for his neft insurance? Shirley Insurance. Got
Speaker 2: a few girls? I got to get insured.
Speaker 3: A few girls.
Speaker 2: I need to get insured. So you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta get my girls in shoe.
Speaker 3: You'll understand it in the second.
Speaker 2: Let's go get the insurance.
Speaker 4: Thanks calling Sharance.
Speaker 3: This is Joseph. How can I help you? Yeah, Joseph,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? Man? I got you your number? Well,
Speaker 3: so I give me a card. Told me you have
Speaker 3: an insurance coming. You might be to help.
Speaker 4: Me absolutely and will to help you, will to help you.
Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I'm I'm seeking some insurance. What all the
Speaker 3: insurance that you guys have? What all do you all covered?
Speaker 4: We have automobile insurance, we have home insurance, we have
Speaker 4: lights insurance, fire flow, we pretty much, uh, we have
Speaker 4: everything exactly what type of insurance you're looking for?
Speaker 3: Okay? Well, see I need. I have my own business,
Speaker 3: my own company. I like that. Okay, what I'm what
Speaker 3: I'm want to What I'm trying to do, man, is
Speaker 3: I'm trying to make sure I have insurance for the
Speaker 3: people underneath me.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, your employees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly exactly. I want to I want my employees
Speaker 3: to be insured. Okay, you know, like if something happens
Speaker 3: to them, they can get they can get working as
Speaker 3: comp you know what I mean. I want to be
Speaker 3: able to accommodate them that way. Is that? And are
Speaker 3: you able to help me out with something like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I am able to help you out. I just
Speaker 4: need to ask you a few questions. How many how
Speaker 4: many employees do you.
Speaker 3: Have right now?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 3: I got six? Well, I got four that's working full time.
Speaker 3: I got two that that work predominantly on the weekends. Okay,
Speaker 3: so I got let me think real quick, limit, I
Speaker 3: got Centerment, I got ice, Jazzmine, I got Thunder.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, sir, tell me a name against what was smitty?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay? What type of is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sir, Well, I'm I'm more of a I'm a
Speaker 3: I'm a.
Speaker 4: PC and I'm sorry DC uh personal consultant.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I'm I'm I'm pretty close though,
Speaker 3: pretty close. That's that's that's pretty close. I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 3: a pleasure consultant. And and what it is.
Speaker 4: Me I got, you know, I got I'm sorry, did
Speaker 4: you say pleasure of consulting?
Speaker 3: Right right? What that is, man, is you know I
Speaker 3: pleasurize people that want to be pleasurized, Like I have,
Speaker 3: uh girls that may dance for you. Uh some may
Speaker 3: come by and and uh do other things for you,
Speaker 3: private parties, that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Are you trying to Are you trying to ensure a strippers,
Speaker 4: a call girl?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I mean, I'm trying to ensure what
Speaker 3: I'm trying to show. I mean, I give all my
Speaker 3: girl ten ninety nine at the end of the year.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know what this is an insurance company.
Speaker 4: This is a report of a company. We don't ensure call.
Speaker 3: Girls, strippers, sir. I'm trying to ensure my product. I
Speaker 3: mean the way it econdomy is right now, everybody got
Speaker 3: to look out for themself. But I gotta ensued what
Speaker 3: I need to ensure so in case things go bad, man,
Speaker 3: I can bounce back. On that.
Speaker 4: I understand that, sir, and I do.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a businessman just like you are, sir.
Speaker 4: But we don't ensure called strippers.
Speaker 3: So so hold on, I got your card. Man, you're
Speaker 3: trying to tell me that now you can't give me
Speaker 3: no insues.
Speaker 4: We can't ensure call girls are strippers. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: tell me what type of duties do they perform?
Speaker 3: I mean, what do you mean? What kind of do
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 4: They tell you on the application I have to put down.
Speaker 4: What type of duties.
Speaker 3: Do we're gonna put down? We call me down exotic dance,
Speaker 3: you know. Uh, and see since they are there for
Speaker 3: people that like need to have some personal attention, man,
Speaker 3: you know, we just put something else down, like you know, counseling, you.
Speaker 4: Know, prostitutes, you want to ensure prostitutes.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that, man, I'm not stop saying that.
Speaker 3: Don't say that no more. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, that's what you're that's what they are.
Speaker 3: Well, why don't you put our peace man? Why don't
Speaker 3: you why don't you put down pleasure consultant for him? Man?
Speaker 4: Pleasure consultants, sir we don't do that here. I'm a
Speaker 4: lot of help. You say we don't do that here,
Speaker 4: you can't insure a prostitute.
Speaker 3: Then I tell you don't say that no more. I
Speaker 3: told you this right here is a PC. It's a
Speaker 3: pleasure consultant. Now, somebody that gave me this business card
Speaker 3: and told me that you'll be able to take care
Speaker 3: of me. And now here you is coming back saying
Speaker 3: you can't see this when it's starting to be a
Speaker 3: smitten name.
Speaker 4: Sir, you gonna have to refine from using that language.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. They telling me that you are
Speaker 3: able to insure me. Man, you want coming back with
Speaker 3: some bogus right here, We.
Speaker 4: Don't ensure any type of ghetto mess prostitute call girls.
Speaker 4: That's some street junk that we don't do here.
Speaker 3: Hey man, listen, I was told you can insure me,
Speaker 3: and guess what you go and shore me. I'm finna
Speaker 3: go back and forth what you've done. I'm finna come
Speaker 3: down there to your office and I want to I
Speaker 3: want these bakers filled down so I can sign.
Speaker 4: Them so I'm out of my office. Look, man, we
Speaker 4: don't ensure no prostitutes are no are there strippers Okay,
Speaker 4: so we don't do that, and you're not gonna come
Speaker 4: down to my office with this ghetto mess. We don't
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 3: Who do you think you out of that? Man?
Speaker 4: You you don't know who you're only with now, don't
Speaker 4: left this corporate over the phone, corporate fool you because
Speaker 4: I can get gangster.
Speaker 3: Hey man, I don't know who you think you look
Speaker 3: at you. We don't do that here, Hey man, look
Speaker 3: at Let me tell you I'm on my way down there.
Speaker 4: Okay, do not come to this office. You do not
Speaker 4: mean to come to this office. I'm coming to the office.
Speaker 4: You're gonna shure it my girls for me.
Speaker 3: Now. If somebody that gave me your card and told
Speaker 3: me you can take care of me on the low,
Speaker 3: and that's what you're gonna do now. I need my
Speaker 3: damn insurance for my girls.
Speaker 4: Dog.
Speaker 3: That's all I'm trying to get you.
Speaker 4: What you bring low to me, it steps with because
Speaker 4: we don't do it and I will not. And if
Speaker 4: you bring something, you're gonna get your boy.
Speaker 3: And man, I got one talking to I'm talking to.
Speaker 4: You, not trying to be nice and I trying to
Speaker 4: be professional. Christ don't you pray after my office car,
Speaker 4: kick your you ain't singing them and fuller album. Hey man,
Speaker 4: I got one more than I need to say to you,
Speaker 4: you listener. Yes, what you got to sell to me?
Speaker 3: Do what I do?
Speaker 4: Not insure prostitutes? Okay, what do you have to tell me?
Speaker 3: I got to tell you this best his nephew Tommy
Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
Speaker 3: by your boy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm gonna chill that boy who now
Speaker 4: cannot believe this?
Speaker 3: Who hell?
Speaker 4: Y'all got me?
Speaker 3: But I an't one as you is here? Man? Let
Speaker 3: me ask you is here? What is the baddest I'm
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Speaker 2: My girls. We got to get them in shore. You
Speaker 2: understand I'm saying, you cut when you know when they
Speaker 2: own these poles and stuff like this is you got
Speaker 2: to get these people in shood. What y'all don't see
Speaker 2: that you're going weave for me poles. You gotta get
Speaker 2: these people in shood. You know, you gotta understand it.
Speaker 2: And I'm you know, I'm talking about fully five people
Speaker 2: on the pole at the same time. That's a lot
Speaker 2: of people Oh, y'all ain't been in a while. Huh.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I saw that woman at that
Speaker 3: Usher show in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Well you better, you better ask somebody that. It's just
Speaker 2: one of the number one video I never deleted. Was
Speaker 2: that right there?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Get ready this weekend. I'm headed to Tacoma, Washington. Tacoma, Washington,
Speaker 2: Nate Jackson, super funny comedy club, I beat a Friday,
Speaker 2: Sadday Sunday tickets on sale right now. That there you
Speaker 2: coming to Tacoma, Washington. I've never been there before. Walk
Speaker 2: So that's Seattle and everybody around the way. The nephew
Speaker 2: is coming Tacoma, Washington. Thank you so kind, Yes is
Speaker 2: on the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, let me thank Oakland. Let me think the Bay area.
Speaker 2: Let me thank everybody pleasant. It was very good, Greg,
Speaker 2: great shows the entire weekend. I want to say thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you for y'all coming out seeing your boy. It
Speaker 2: was an amazing weekend. And oh my god, California. The
Speaker 2: weather has not changed. It's just still bel.
Speaker 3: Aria.
Speaker 2: I think when your I think I did I blow it?
Speaker 2: What too short? Had to hear me because I show
Speaker 2: blew it.
Speaker 4: It was cool.
Speaker 2: It's cool. The weather was amazing, and now I still forget.
Speaker 2: They still haven't forgotten. Why you know why the mortgage
Speaker 2: is so high in Cali, it's because of the weather.
Speaker 2: That's that's, that's that's that's probably.
Speaker 3: On the bill. Yeah, two thousand is on the bill.
Speaker 2: This is it's just for the weather. You're paying for that,
Speaker 2: all right, thank.
Speaker 1: You, nephew. Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter, with
Speaker 1: the subject being he cannot talk without touching me.
Speaker 4: Wow, I don't.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
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