Speaker 1: I guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, welcome,
Speaker 1: I'm so unsorable episode A horrible decisions. I do be
Speaker 1: out of breath. And I don't know about you. If
Speaker 1: you started like that, I thinks the views will go crazy, right,
Speaker 1: you know? When we can't keep start doing that every
Speaker 1: other week? You moaned and I'm oan and you moan
Speaker 1: and I'm owed. You don't want to do that. Welcome
Speaker 1: you all, Welcome to another I feel like I was
Speaker 1: just that's that you know, when you're at someone's house
Speaker 1: and they started sucking another room and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's what I feel like, this happens it. Wait, that's
Speaker 1: how you That's how you are if someone's sucking in
Speaker 1: another room and you're like, oh my god, yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like this is so unconsensual. Like if I'm staying
Speaker 1: at someone's house and then they start sucking, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: if you're staying, it's someone's house, it's unconsensual for them
Speaker 1: to have sex in their own house because you there, bro,
Speaker 1: don't do it? Are you fucking kidding me? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear it. I wouldn't do that if
Speaker 1: someone was saying in my house, I'm gonna make you
Speaker 1: very hold you. I have told you, baby, I was
Speaker 1: fucking this morning off of someone else's alarm. Came ten times.
Speaker 1: And listen, not only did I come ten times? Did
Speaker 1: she have to knock on the door to say by me?
Speaker 1: You know? The door was wide open, um and so
Speaker 1: she was just putting packing her luggage as I was
Speaker 1: sucking legs in the fucking air Modina. Let me know when, uh,
Speaker 1: you need ubercards active? Right now? I want to make
Speaker 1: sure I give you a hug before you leave. No,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? No, it's my house, my bills,
Speaker 1: my man is there. I'm going to fuck him. I
Speaker 1: don't care who's in my out. We know you'd have
Speaker 1: them on the floor. Tell the story. No, bro, listen,
Speaker 1: Mandy told us hellas you were hellas shady. I wasn't shady.
Speaker 1: I was judging. What are the difference? Could I see
Speaker 1: what shady is when aggressive? I was being honest about
Speaker 1: like you were being honestly judging. You don't think that
Speaker 1: there's two differences shade? And do you think that was
Speaker 1: kind of you? Like that? You did know? I was
Speaker 1: like Mandy, that would make me uncomfortable, like I feel
Speaker 1: like I was very open about this. Well, let's let's
Speaker 1: explain if y'all know, because what y'all can do is
Speaker 1: become a patron go on over to patreon dot com
Speaker 1: back slash horrible Decisions. And I did just have a
Speaker 1: threesome where my man got into his dom ways and
Speaker 1: made the third sleep on the floor. So this clo
Speaker 1: was on our town Hall episode. If you need to go,
Speaker 1: run and find it for five dollars because I would
Speaker 1: pay for that too. It was great it, I mean,
Speaker 1: I he really liked getting He is a dom he's
Speaker 1: very masculine, and we ended up just being with someone
Speaker 1: who could be a little bit more stubby than me.
Speaker 1: And when because we communicated the whole time, and when
Speaker 1: I guess he felt like he could really dom er um.
Speaker 1: A threesome is is not good when the third spends
Speaker 1: the night on a queen bed. And so I got,
Speaker 1: I didn't I got I was coastrophobic, bitch, because this
Speaker 1: was my friend. I brought in. You don't you have
Speaker 1: a couch? I do have a couch, which is why
Speaker 1: I went to the couch and my man came and
Speaker 1: got me off the bitch, go to Patreon. You make
Speaker 1: a mistake too much. Okay, no, we want your five
Speaker 1: dollars so bad. No, but yeah, go to Patreon. We
Speaker 1: share a lot over there. So we did. We did
Speaker 1: what we did. Want to talk at the top of
Speaker 1: this episode, though, I made a note for it, like
Speaker 1: about Patreon. I really want to discuss this. So a
Speaker 1: lot of things with horrible decisions have changed in the
Speaker 1: last year. If you listen to the audio, you may
Speaker 1: hear more advertisements. Um, there are a lot of guests.
Speaker 1: We are a guest based pod. We always have been.
Speaker 1: We are starting to see differences with the solo episodes,
Speaker 1: and as long as we're happy and getting along, we're
Speaker 1: going to give you more. And you didn't told me
Speaker 1: you came with Core one in two weeks. We gotta
Speaker 1: still get along. For one of the two weeks, I
Speaker 1: was really like, hey, hey, we just talked on the phone.
Speaker 1: We should really go to the studio like tomorrow and
Speaker 1: get some episodes knocked out, and she was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm busy. I'm recording that documentary. Like uh,
Speaker 1: then my other co host is coming and we're potting
Speaker 1: two weeks straight. I don't have time for you. I
Speaker 1: never said that all or at you and may hopefully
Speaker 1: we're still getting along. I just sent you didn't know
Speaker 1: what I want to have done rollings on the show.
Speaker 1: You were like, I'm doing my boxes. I said, baby,
Speaker 1: let's do some ship Okay, well I was busy. You're
Speaker 1: the difference though she hit me, it was like, can
Speaker 1: you get to Canal Street in two hours? Bro? She
Speaker 1: didn't really really hits me up literally last mint all
Speaker 1: all the time and expects me to drop. I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is what she did with her niggas,
Speaker 1: but at the drop of a dime, she wants me
Speaker 1: to not have a life and be like, y'all be
Speaker 1: right there. So I guess we're gonna be having a
Speaker 1: guest next week because there's an issue. No, but I did.
Speaker 1: But you know, when you do, see, the thing is
Speaker 1: you don't want to do any even in the morning
Speaker 1: one because we record for three hours Eddie and I.
Speaker 1: Eddie lives in l A. He's coming to literally do
Speaker 1: that every day. So I was like, it's not fair
Speaker 1: to horrible fans. You know, when you're exhausted should really
Speaker 1: be tiring, and people don't know it's because you and
Speaker 1: it's because what I said, this should really be tired.
Speaker 1: Dore gonna get with you, as Mandy called me drunk
Speaker 1: the other day, and when you said it, I was
Speaker 1: so happy because I kind of agree. She got in
Speaker 1: an argument with someone and she goes, she calls me dog.
Speaker 1: We're just doing our own ship because I'm really tired
Speaker 1: of motherfucker's I want to have Daniel on again and
Speaker 1: that's it. I'm done. And I'm like, okay, well we
Speaker 1: do have Eddie and that's fine, but like, this is it.
Speaker 1: This is it because I get sick of dealing with people,
Speaker 1: I mean ship in this space. We've had guests now
Speaker 1: that we don't really funk with and y'all can hear
Speaker 1: us talk about dances on Patreon because we should do,
Speaker 1: and yeah, we'd be talking shit, and you know what
Speaker 1: it's because even like it's a safe space, you know
Speaker 1: it's not, but you know what, people really be people
Speaker 1: in out here, and it's just like, bro, I'd be
Speaker 1: trying to be nice and you know they just take
Speaker 1: kindness for weakness out here, and I don't be playing
Speaker 1: with these little pussy ass holes. You feel me. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to start off because this is a solo episode.
Speaker 1: Can we catch up outside of business, y'all if y'all
Speaker 1: want to hear what we've got going on in business?
Speaker 1: Also joined Patron. We talk a lot about what that's,
Speaker 1: what that looks like, But what's going on? I guess
Speaker 1: with you outside of business, love life, sex life, vacation life,
Speaker 1: download covid party life, I don't know what you'd be
Speaker 1: doing download which I know. Okay, I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 1: a hunting with y'all with I really want to take
Speaker 1: this jacket off, but I'm not wearing a plain black
Speaker 1: top so sports brow and I feel like it'll clash.
Speaker 1: Are you dead? Can I just do it? So? The
Speaker 1: download COVID parties right, Oh my god, here's this. We
Speaker 1: do not endorse them, by the way, here, I never
Speaker 1: wanted to admit to doing this. I never thought i'd
Speaker 1: be that person I did. You never thought could be
Speaker 1: that person like you. Wasn't like bars are closed, I'd
Speaker 1: go to Mexico so I could be all the beach straight. No.
Speaker 1: I was genuinely getting depressed. That's why I moved to Mexico.
Speaker 1: But like I was, like, I'm gonna kill myself if
Speaker 1: we don't get Sun and then that's how we moved.
Speaker 1: So basically, the download COVID parties, here's how I'm feeling
Speaker 1: about the sick as someone that I recently found out
Speaker 1: has anti parties, which makes sense because honestly I cannot
Speaker 1: believe I haven't had COVID, and I was like, this
Speaker 1: just doesn't add up. Let's just keep it like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't like I wanted to knock on wood
Speaker 1: at all of just I don't think that's a real
Speaker 1: wood table. It's from Amazon, but it can't hurt. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the download COVID parties In New York. I went
Speaker 1: to a party the other night, Mandy. It was like
Speaker 1: Great Gatsby. I would say the address, but I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to get these things because I don't say the address. Basically,
Speaker 1: I go to this party. It's five worse. Dudes had
Speaker 1: to pay two d dollars to get in. Women are free,
Speaker 1: there's completely open premium bar. Dog. I went in there
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. Every floor is
Speaker 1: a different vibe. One was hip hop, one was how
Speaker 1: many people was on each floor week at this party?
Speaker 1: Look at this house, Oh this is someone's house. No
Speaker 1: it's like five. It's not really a house more than
Speaker 1: it's like a It was like a museum almost. Then
Speaker 1: you know it was crazy. So there's a rooftop, like
Speaker 1: you know, it's amazing. So when I walked in there,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, like, this is the
Speaker 1: best ship I've ever seen. It was like great gats
Speaker 1: because you actually had to be dressed up to go there.
Speaker 1: People were into Essentially it was fired and they really
Speaker 1: took this prohibitionary ship back into like the real world.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of real because at the same time,
Speaker 1: you know this isn't right, not at all. So obviously
Speaker 1: you can't use card there, so Nigga's pants who aren't
Speaker 1: honestly gin But once you pay, you get the open bar.
Speaker 1: You can also get tables, bottles. There's like champagne squirting everywhere.
Speaker 1: There's like models and drugs. It honestly felt like me
Speaker 1: three years ago. So were you this week? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: Alex is coming home. He's been so stressed out doing
Speaker 1: some other work. He's like, we're going to a COVID party.
Speaker 1: If I have to buy a bottle, I will I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yes. Now, even Dave, who works here,
Speaker 1: he's a photographer. This need could be posting ship. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'd be hitting up like three, I'm like, where you at?
Speaker 1: Where we go? Where I gotta go? See? The only
Speaker 1: place that I go to, And I'm like, I really
Speaker 1: want to listen is the sex club? See you? But
Speaker 1: that's still see literally worse and I'm literally the party
Speaker 1: goer or a come swapper. Bro. First off, the sex club.
Speaker 1: That ship just had five hundred people. Maybe the sex
Speaker 1: club be like twenty. But you're fucking and swapping spit
Speaker 1: on not with my man, Mandy, Did you really just
Speaker 1: pause that long? I said, my motherfucking man, bitch, take
Speaker 1: a drink, everybody. Actually my catchup is about that. So
Speaker 1: the sex party, No, man, what did you expect? Wheezy,
Speaker 1: I don't know that. So you're just gonna sound You're
Speaker 1: just gonna sound like the YouTube comments on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about that. Let me talk
Speaker 1: about let him be mad, who cares? Let him be man?
Speaker 1: But no, it's more so Twitter and everyone else talking like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I thought I was listening to his
Speaker 1: why do you have a man? Damn? I wass about
Speaker 1: to have men? I mean, they know that's your boyfriend
Speaker 1: go back and suck all the day perfectly. That again, please,
Speaker 1: because whoa nineties six likes all caps? Mandy stopped talking
Speaker 1: about your boyfriend. We want to listen to the guest
Speaker 1: for once on God Yo. Then someone stuck up for
Speaker 1: you watch a different channel. They said, Okay, she don't
Speaker 1: talk about him that much. Yeah, I don't. I mean
Speaker 1: my catchup is about him because we're approaching our one
Speaker 1: year anniversary congratulations. And so we did just have the
Speaker 1: conversation station and you know, man, Nigga's don't know shit
Speaker 1: about anniversaries. So he was like, we met at April
Speaker 1: and May. I said, Nigga, don't do me because in
Speaker 1: April now, which means you should have been preparing if
Speaker 1: you thought it was in April. But I was like,
Speaker 1: so we met on zoom May fourth, and we actually
Speaker 1: met in person. Birthday made the fourth be with you,
Speaker 1: you know you feel me. But we met on May six,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, you know that means we
Speaker 1: gotta do something. What you want to do? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what had pretty now let me see
Speaker 1: where it is listening. I actually don't because I have
Speaker 1: caught COVIDR anniversaries on Tuesday. It's a Taco Tuesday. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to get it again. We should go to
Speaker 1: a Salvation Taco. Have you ever heard of I'm not
Speaker 1: going to Taco Tuesday from my anniversary. Bro, you playing
Speaker 1: me like a little bum bitch. I want to be
Speaker 1: fancy a little bumble. I'm sorry you guys trying to
Speaker 1: put this jacket back on without showing people the tag
Speaker 1: still on it, bro, because it doesn't fit. It just
Speaker 1: came in the why are you wearing it? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make sure what's the story because I'm gonna send him
Speaker 1: a picture of you in here. So you can't return
Speaker 1: the ship. Well, they sent it to me, so I can't. Technically,
Speaker 1: you know, they'll send me another one. But I just
Speaker 1: wanted to worry for this episode. So anyway, Basically, um,
Speaker 1: Salvation Taco is like a rooftop midtown and like it's
Speaker 1: like really nice bougeeing a bottle, but it's like tacos,
Speaker 1: but like little tacos can be bougie. It's a bougie
Speaker 1: spot because it's like a little rooftoppie bottle popping by.
Speaker 1: But it's fun Honestly, I love Mexican food, so I
Speaker 1: can't tell you that I wouldn't do. Just tell you
Speaker 1: Oreo Chinos talk about hold on this bitch beyond this
Speaker 1: motherfucker's show, talking about her heavy on Miss Spright, what's
Speaker 1: your hold on? Let me let me finish. You'll be
Speaker 1: talking about your motherfucker's seven course meals. She'd be talking about,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we went to this hotel and oh
Speaker 1: my god, they were all these they just laid out
Speaker 1: the food and I had all these meals and it
Speaker 1: was a thousand dollars a person. And this bitch on
Speaker 1: my anniversary is telling me we should go get some
Speaker 1: tacos for Taco Tuesday? You really do? Am I really
Speaker 1: that ratchet to you that you just think I can't
Speaker 1: even have a nice anniversary? But she really be Yeah
Speaker 1: we we. I went to Petty and she talked about
Speaker 1: all a little hot class ship and she want to
Speaker 1: tell me on my anniversary to go to a motherfucking
Speaker 1: taco to Okay, now that I think about it, is
Speaker 1: that not trifling is fun? It is I will give
Speaker 1: it to you, you will give it to me. It
Speaker 1: was honestly because I start on a Tuesday, go to
Speaker 1: catch What do you mean to say? You see how
Speaker 1: she'd do me. I just wanted to call bro. That
Speaker 1: was real. You didn't even give me no like you
Speaker 1: need of your lux places. Oh, I know all these
Speaker 1: places I go and COVID they're illegal. But let me
Speaker 1: hear fel like man, he was gonna tell me, you you know,
Speaker 1: because white people should anyway, white people like food. Tell
Speaker 1: me where I could go get some hamachi crudeo and
Speaker 1: white people will be there. But I'm talking about the food. Okay,
Speaker 1: you should go. What's the what? Oh? I like him,
Speaker 1: my chant. I tell you how much I've grown to
Speaker 1: love Mandy even more this past week. Wait, why what happened? Son?
Speaker 1: She she she loves snacks as much as you do. Bro.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, by the shout out, shout out, who's wax? Yes,
Speaker 1: this man got on my live. I had just smoked.
Speaker 1: I woke up and wanted to smoke a blount. I
Speaker 1: was feeling good. The weather was a little moody. Well
Speaker 1: you know, I'm in the clouds. I'm high up in
Speaker 1: the sky, so you know. Anyways, I got the blunt,
Speaker 1: took the blunt out real quick. I just started talking
Speaker 1: about snacks because the bitch was high. Okay, I started
Speaker 1: eating this popcorn. No did you start? Think? Well? I
Speaker 1: started with the cheese and crack. I was high. Then
Speaker 1: I went to this popcorn that was on my fridge, right, bitch,
Speaker 1: it was maga popcorn. Oh wait, what it was maga?
Speaker 1: I thought it was just drizzled. Well, it was drizzled.
Speaker 1: What made it back there? It was mec bro It
Speaker 1: was a red bag. It was talking about being made
Speaker 1: on the backs of the blacks. No, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: so bad. I didn't bring the guy damn popcorn in here.
Speaker 1: It's called Indiana popcorn though, look up Indiana popcorn, red bag.
Speaker 1: Let me just read the back of the bag, Eddan.
Speaker 1: Can you please find the back of the bag of
Speaker 1: Indiana popcorn so I could read it for the people.
Speaker 1: And I see it read black and white black, and
Speaker 1: it's white popcorn with the black drizzle just a sprinkle
Speaker 1: of it. Hold, just but read the back. Can we
Speaker 1: get the back? And what it's looks it looks like?
Speaker 1: Can you read it? Eddan? Is there a way to
Speaker 1: find y'all? Started reading this popcorn because I said, who
Speaker 1: this thing kind of tastes good? Why is it being
Speaker 1: sold for twenty seven dollars on Amazon? This is a
Speaker 1: maybe it's a big bag. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: if the god did bag. We were Popcorn, Indiana, named
Speaker 1: after a town embodying timeless American spirit. We championed the
Speaker 1: American dream, good times earned by passion and hard work,
Speaker 1: because that's our story, hard work. Starting from humble beginnings.
Speaker 1: We worked to make the best tasting popcorn popped and
Speaker 1: grown in the U. S A. You know, it just
Speaker 1: made me want to go like and then humble beginning.
Speaker 1: This land was not First off, y'all didn't work. Y'all
Speaker 1: made us work. Y'all made my ancestors work. You didn't work.
Speaker 1: You just said on your little rocking chair on the porch,
Speaker 1: telling everybody what you do. Then humble beginning, Well, you
Speaker 1: took over a land that wasn't your, earned by passion
Speaker 1: and hard work. Passion and hard hard work, which I
Speaker 1: read that. I said, I'll never ordered this ship again.
Speaker 1: But this is how high I was. It doesn't end there.
Speaker 1: There was more popcorn. Are you know? Are you talking
Speaker 1: about the purple bag? Is that the name of it?
Speaker 1: The boom Chicken pocket? And this is not an act
Speaker 1: I put it in my mouth, bitch, I started moaning
Speaker 1: the same way I'm moaning the beginning. I was like,
Speaker 1: M love that I'm talking about. It's the color of
Speaker 1: the goddamn knocking outfit I'm wearing right now. What podcaster
Speaker 1: said that, I believe it was Jesus in Mary, but
Speaker 1: I'm not particularly sure that when New York Pizza comes
Speaker 1: to Florida it's from ex Cops. Wait, wait, wait, that
Speaker 1: that any pizza place that started He said there ex
Speaker 1: Cops probably was Jesus Marriage. And let me tell you something,
Speaker 1: do you remember yet pizza? The fact that it was
Speaker 1: called Andy Pizza, and I used to tear that ship
Speaker 1: up well, and why Peti Pizza and Metro was let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I do remember. I used to
Speaker 1: go there all the time after school. My mom would
Speaker 1: take me. And now that I think about it, it
Speaker 1: was kind of of course it's racist, but we know
Speaker 1: you went to jail haw lot, so that's why you
Speaker 1: probably pizza. That's the type of pizza d they served you.
Speaker 1: And you say, oh girl, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: One of my friends is just catching up on our podcast.
Speaker 1: She lives in Australia and she said that she was
Speaker 1: shocked at the conversation I had with you that day
Speaker 1: that I almost jumped off the stage or I did
Speaker 1: jump off the stage, and she says, you know, like
Speaker 1: she was like, look, I love you and I'm always
Speaker 1: gonna side with you. She's white, and she's like, but
Speaker 1: you know, did you not did you really not understand
Speaker 1: what Mandy was saying when she was like, you have
Speaker 1: to think larger and you have to think about your
Speaker 1: audience and keeping everybody safe. And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: Like I know what Mandy was saying may have been logical,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to like my mama and like
Speaker 1: just ship like that, I kind of do black black
Speaker 1: out a little bit. And I realized sometimes I do
Speaker 1: get to this point with a certain anger or rage
Speaker 1: where like, oh, I don't see anything anymore, like you
Speaker 1: were saying to me, like, oh, like we could went
Speaker 1: to jail, we could have got suit, Like I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't even see it, Like there's just this like
Speaker 1: it's gone. And I really think that's how I been
Speaker 1: to jail, Like I won't be thinking about nothing. And
Speaker 1: when I'm I'm such a happy person. Then when I
Speaker 1: actually get angry, it's like this is it, Like, I'll
Speaker 1: never go back. You should see me around a Nigata cheat.
Speaker 1: What does your therapist say about these things? My therapist
Speaker 1: told me that he thinks my anger stems from having
Speaker 1: not feeling respected um and feeling like I'm a pushover,
Speaker 1: and he thinks it's come from relationships. He's like, I
Speaker 1: think that a lot of time, you don't really he
Speaker 1: one told me he thinks it started from my podcast,
Speaker 1: which can't be true because it's definitely dates back. But
Speaker 1: he's basically like, you know, you have so many facets
Speaker 1: of yourself that people always end up saying like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure this has happened to you. Oh wow, you
Speaker 1: have a podcast about this, but I didn't know you
Speaker 1: do this, or they try to tell you that you're
Speaker 1: so much more validated by the other things you do,
Speaker 1: as if horrible decisions means nothing. And I think that
Speaker 1: sometimes I really do feel like because I'm so chilling,
Speaker 1: fun niggas be working with me and bitches too, and
Speaker 1: I don't like that ship. Like maybe a year ago,
Speaker 1: before the world closed down, I was at lab and
Speaker 1: this girl was like, uh, talking about Mandy to me
Speaker 1: like I was gonna like laugh with her. And I
Speaker 1: remember I was with Rashida, one of my home girls,
Speaker 1: and I was like, if I'm gonna talk about Mandy,
Speaker 1: why would I talk about her with you? The fund
Speaker 1: is wrong with you, Like I don't like ship like that, Like,
Speaker 1: don't try me, Like I'm just some bitches about to
Speaker 1: do some ship like this. I make money with this girl.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk if I said fuck Mandy
Speaker 1: and you heard me if I said it, I ain't
Speaker 1: talking to you. Like I feel like that ship is
Speaker 1: super disrespectful. And I think that people definitely take my
Speaker 1: personality as a weakness thing, and I think that's really
Speaker 1: why I jumped off the goddamn stage anyway, point being,
Speaker 1: I'll go to jail again, and I really hope that
Speaker 1: again and again, and I really hope we never get
Speaker 1: to the point where like someone does some wild ship
Speaker 1: like that. Maybe they won't now because it's COVID, but
Speaker 1: that bitch did jump on the stage. Crazy. That was
Speaker 1: one of the craziest things. I Mean, we've had a
Speaker 1: lot of people jump off well, I don't know they
Speaker 1: could do that no more during Cofy. They're not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to probably not even gonna be able to
Speaker 1: do me in great No at all Me and Gred happening.
Speaker 1: It's not a thing. I don't even know if we
Speaker 1: may be able to bring people up on stage. I
Speaker 1: thought about that too, like can we do them from
Speaker 1: the bat? No, bro, that's still see you see what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? What if we were a ppe pussy
Speaker 1: penis insertion? That's not I'm bitch. All you had to
Speaker 1: say was erection. Look how real quick? I'm real quick
Speaker 1: with words today, baby damn who took the improv classes?
Speaker 1: Don't do me anyway. We're gonna get to arping ill
Speaker 1: the ship because I know a lot of y'all came.
Speaker 1: So here's some weird as ship and this is probably
Speaker 1: one of the weirdest things, um that we may have
Speaker 1: talked about on this show. Um of course, guess the
Speaker 1: color of the woman. Uh. This woman chose a roller
Speaker 1: coaster to be her boyfriend, and she also claims to
Speaker 1: have kids with it as well. Gayl Ingle, who is
Speaker 1: sexually a tractor to objects, says after she met the
Speaker 1: sky Screen roller coaster at a German theme park, she
Speaker 1: finally understood what love really met. She's a forty three
Speaker 1: year old woman who claims to be in a relationship
Speaker 1: with this roller coaster. She's from France and says that
Speaker 1: she shares kids with the theme park attraction. Miss Ingle
Speaker 1: said she has been sexually attracted to objects since her teens,
Speaker 1: and as an adult, she became fascinated with roller coasters.
Speaker 1: When she was thirty eight, the artist found herself developing
Speaker 1: a strong romantic bond with this German ride. She became
Speaker 1: fixated on the side sky screen roller coaster at Holiday
Speaker 1: Park and has small Ryan n I say it country.
Speaker 1: I don't know her name is Gail, but it got
Speaker 1: to eat with the two dots on the sipe, so
Speaker 1: maybe it's I don't know how you say it to
Speaker 1: eat with the two dots on the top. Don't have
Speaker 1: a picture of her, mean it's silence. She looks like
Speaker 1: she would Galley. Maybe her name is gal She looks
Speaker 1: like she was in the shell silver Stein, like where
Speaker 1: the wild things are, Like nah she wild? Now. If
Speaker 1: you guys, if you guys are new to the show,
Speaker 1: or maybe you guys decided to go all the way
Speaker 1: to episode one, which I love so many of our
Speaker 1: new listeners are doing. We used to have a segment
Speaker 1: called kink of the week, Me too. We might have
Speaker 1: to revisit it, but I did want to revisit it
Speaker 1: for this episode. So what this woman's kink actually is
Speaker 1: or her paraphilia, which is what they are actually called,
Speaker 1: is a goal motalaphilia A goal yeah, god matala filia.
Speaker 1: Now it's a galata fila. So a gonmtala filia is
Speaker 1: a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to astatu, doll, mannequin, or
Speaker 1: similar figurative object. The attraction may include a desire for
Speaker 1: actual sexual contact with the object, a fantasy of having
Speaker 1: a sexual or non sexual encounters with an animate or
Speaker 1: inanimate instance of the preferred object, act of watching encounters
Speaker 1: between such objects, and a whole bunch of other ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: so how does she have kids? I'm I have no
Speaker 1: issue with you wanting to kids kids? Was in parentheses,
Speaker 1: no quotation marks, bitch, my bad. So I think it
Speaker 1: means all the kids that come to the theme park.
Speaker 1: She's like, these are our kids, Like you know how
Speaker 1: teachers believe like they're kiddo in the house. Like maybe
Speaker 1: she'd I saw a little replica model of the roller coaster.
Speaker 1: I thought those are the kids. Oh, wait no, wait
Speaker 1: was that an article? Wait? Wait, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What's worse? I want you to believe that real life
Speaker 1: kids are your kids, not replica baby roller coasters. And yeah,
Speaker 1: people call their kids their dogs, like we're sharing a
Speaker 1: kid our son when you get a dog together, Like,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's more sick that the kids in
Speaker 1: the park are your kids? Think is that really more sick?
Speaker 1: I don't know. This ship is so white. Let's leave,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean she did say that she I
Speaker 1: wanted because listen, she said, I spend every moment dreaming
Speaker 1: of a carnal and fusional relationship with this roller coaster.
Speaker 1: She admits that it. She admits that when it comes
Speaker 1: to dating humans, she called us humans, that she's never
Speaker 1: had much luck, she called us, she called us muggles.
Speaker 1: She has she has had three serious relationships in the past.
Speaker 1: She said, I will not philosophize on these relationships that
Speaker 1: ruined my life. But it was only suffering physical and moral.
Speaker 1: The fact that she brought up morals, how do you
Speaker 1: feel like it is moral to be in a relationship?
Speaker 1: How is it in moral? Is it hurting anyone? Oh? Now?
Speaker 1: Is she is dry humping this roller coaster in broad daylight.
Speaker 1: Here's this in broad daylight. A no one wants to
Speaker 1: see that ship at all. But also if her couchie
Speaker 1: gets wet enough, she could be rusting the roller coaster. Which, bro,
Speaker 1: you're maybe let me tell you something I just thought
Speaker 1: of ask it in our pH This is a really
Speaker 1: wild take right now, but this is how I think
Speaker 1: it happened to hear me out. No, my mother, I
Speaker 1: know you guys were ready for this, said something on
Speaker 1: the phone ones and I asked her what an orgasm
Speaker 1: was Because of it, I don't remember the ride we
Speaker 1: went on. Here you go with this ship. I'm not
Speaker 1: even going to leave it to you for this ship.
Speaker 1: Just hearing me, I'm ago he was MASSI bating in
Speaker 1: the car ride and no, no, no, My mom and
Speaker 1: I went on a ride we go home. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it was universal or fun spot at the time,
Speaker 1: but I was like young, and I heard my mom
Speaker 1: say to her friend, I cannot believe it threw me
Speaker 1: up in the air like that. She says, it was
Speaker 1: like an orgasm, And I asked my mom what an
Speaker 1: orgasm was. My mom got so mad at me for asking.
Speaker 1: I wonder if the woman probably felt my mama felt
Speaker 1: came on the ride and was like, oh not, it's
Speaker 1: my nigger. Okay, okay, see what I'm saying. So so no,
Speaker 1: so no. I mean I've had food that is giving
Speaker 1: me orgasms and it ain't make me want to fucking hunch.
Speaker 1: The hamachi was shaped like a cucumber. First off, the
Speaker 1: fact I know that you fuck the cucumber, bro, but
Speaker 1: my niggas dick don't look like a cucumber. The head
Speaker 1: look like a mushroom. I don't never think of cucumbers
Speaker 1: when I see dicks, but think of mushrooms sometimes with long, old,
Speaker 1: big old stems, because it's the mushroom. Man, baby, what
Speaker 1: what cucumber? Got a little? It's like a cucumbers ain't
Speaker 1: shaped like dicks. They're just cylindrical. Don't look at me
Speaker 1: like that. That is a word. Cylindrical, right like a cylinder. Drickle,
Speaker 1: Did you know what I'm saying? Drickle? Any waiting for
Speaker 1: y'all that are not seeing us. Many just had her
Speaker 1: finger out, Now if she was directing a chorus when
Speaker 1: she says, d you know what I'm talking about? Anyway?
Speaker 1: So we did just a real word. Yeah, wait, you
Speaker 1: really ain't thinking, bro, You just be making that ship.
Speaker 1: You just be making that ship sounds so dumb. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'll make it. I didn't say it you,
Speaker 1: but you laughed and didn't one but cylindrical. You knew
Speaker 1: it was a real word, right, And did y'all know
Speaker 1: cylindrical was in the word? They all said no because
Speaker 1: she made it sound dumb. Right, it's okay, smartest, we
Speaker 1: are start gonna pay. Didn't she make a sound dumb?
Speaker 1: Sound smartest cylindrical bit out of here? You just want
Speaker 1: me to celindrical if I had an act that you huh. Oh,
Speaker 1: now you're offended. Speaking of offended, let me tell you
Speaker 1: something about this fucking studio and these funny people that Okay, bro,
Speaker 1: now that's now this is problematic. No, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: fine because they're here, so it's you don't even really care.
Speaker 1: You're from Central America. Well, let me tell you something
Speaker 1: about Davie over here. Okay, are you Spanish? He's Cuban?
Speaker 1: I thought, and so for one I knew you was.
Speaker 1: You guys may not be looking like my mom. Move Na.
Speaker 1: Cubans are black as shit. I think Cubans, Bro, Cubans
Speaker 1: in Miami look like he makes that don't count? Look man?
Speaker 1: So two people work on your audio here, and is
Speaker 1: Dave and and what one may think when you were
Speaker 1: receiving a file that says el photo, you might think
Speaker 1: it was edding. And so when I find I need
Speaker 1: Dave was Latino. But I know he was Latino like
Speaker 1: this it would be a goddamn Telemundo episode. When I
Speaker 1: stopped by the studio, Okay, it done, that's play all
Speaker 1: that sauce don And he was like, listen with part
Speaker 1: of like all right whatever outside of a restaurant. So
Speaker 1: then I wait, you listen to this music on your
Speaker 1: spare time? Yes, Stephen listening. I don't know what kind
Speaker 1: of Latin view? Yes? Oh, I really thought it was
Speaker 1: just like restaurant music. I didn't know people like listen
Speaker 1: to it, man, they spare time. That ship sound like
Speaker 1: a party of fiesta here. Oh okay? And well for one,
Speaker 1: every time I see him doing this ship right, So
Speaker 1: me and Alexander suffraate chat and he was like, hey, yo,
Speaker 1: what does that ship that they're saying me? And I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, I don't know. I thought we would
Speaker 1: have this issue with heading I'm not about to tell
Speaker 1: that it don't speak Spanish. You can't do that, and
Speaker 1: you better go to the Better Business Bureau. If she
Speaker 1: only counts if you're under fifteen employees, it does so anyway,
Speaker 1: Basically I counted three employees with this, As I'm not
Speaker 1: an employee, I'll be up in here. So where are you?
Speaker 1: One to three? Your ass is three? First off, my
Speaker 1: asses to one, cheek to cheek, bitch, and then this
Speaker 1: puts the rest snapple. That's three, baby, I'm a whole.
Speaker 1: You're holding onto that name my whole snack first off,
Speaker 1: and she's gonna dye her hair red too, Like, why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you call your pussy something else? Now that you're
Speaker 1: like at your pink theme Because I'm I'm read. That's
Speaker 1: what they call us in the South. That's when they're
Speaker 1: this hue as myself, I'm red, and it's put on
Speaker 1: the hue. The pussy be snapping. No wait till wait,
Speaker 1: no next episode when I come back from Jamaica. Right now,
Speaker 1: I look like a winter yellow from New York. I
Speaker 1: am this is I have yellow undertones. I just went
Speaker 1: to Sappho. They told me so, you're not read yellow bonus,
Speaker 1: what do you want? You are problematic? And I did
Speaker 1: not say that. I'm read she canceled. Yet you think
Speaker 1: she's absolutely canceled. No, I mean like Nick is still
Speaker 1: sucking with her. Let me click her hand? Will always fun,
Speaker 1: they will? Why so fucking annoying? I hate when Why
Speaker 1: is she annoying to you? I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: hate when pretty girls annoy me because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: really want to funk with you, and now I look
Speaker 1: like I hate my thing. It's weird because she don't
Speaker 1: even talk. She types, but I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: never hear her talk. They still, Yeah, that's an old song.
Speaker 1: It was good though, I mean, hey, you want to
Speaker 1: see a canceled That wasn't her song? That's was lit
Speaker 1: al right, it's not a Danny bashing No, no, no,
Speaker 1: she's still pretty like I would suck, but like after
Speaker 1: I sucked her, I wold sitting down and be like,
Speaker 1: now we're gonna rotch roots. Oh no, after I fucked,
Speaker 1: she would sleep on the floor there, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, sleep on the floor. But I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: her some pillows. Oh see, that's so nice. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: am mad. I did want to get into. Can we
Speaker 1: talk about a hord dirt because I do have um
Speaker 1: one and it happened this morning actually, so I wanted
Speaker 1: to give you guys our hord dirt for those of
Speaker 1: you who are listening to this for possibly the first
Speaker 1: time or the second and you're like, I don't really
Speaker 1: know if I like these homes yet, but let me
Speaker 1: give this another try. Are her derve segments? Dude, can
Speaker 1: you do another accent? Well? Did if you got what dove?
Speaker 1: So anyways, basically it is so I did get an article.
Speaker 1: It's from Yogia Approval or look, I was way off
Speaker 1: yogi Approved. Sorry, it was all lower case, so it
Speaker 1: kind of kind of went together a little bit. I
Speaker 1: needed to see it with a with a capital letter.
Speaker 1: But anyway, it's sex and yoga la la practice these
Speaker 1: five yoga poses after sex. Now, I will give you
Speaker 1: guys the link um in the description of this episode
Speaker 1: so that you guys can pull up and see the
Speaker 1: visuals of it. One it's called a supine bound angle,
Speaker 1: the others downward facing dog posts. A lot of y'all
Speaker 1: know that child's pose half pigeon pose. Do you remember
Speaker 1: that song I don't want no pigeon pie. No, alright, no,
Speaker 1: you really don't. Who is the remix to Scrubs? Well
Speaker 1: you know that I know new Scrubs like I want
Speaker 1: no pigeon A pigeons little. I don't even think it
Speaker 1: goes that way. They don't want I don't want no
Speaker 1: pigeon play it, Bro, because I don't think that was
Speaker 1: a real song. But it was a real song parody
Speaker 1: if anything, it was eight years ago. You really don't
Speaker 1: know what from the South. That's what y'all listened to
Speaker 1: in Florida. This is some Florida ship right here. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it is what it sure it is? Hold on, wait,
Speaker 1: please play? Why do I have Spanish adds? Yeah? Come on,
Speaker 1: put put it up to the like just a little bit.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can get canceled. But okay, hey
Speaker 1: here we go, Okay, ramped up blue. Okay, Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't want your bird as you can't get this motherfucking
Speaker 1: car fly away bit because I ain't sucking bit, you know,
Speaker 1: mac Bro, how you go back to trying to holler
Speaker 1: at me? She couldn't even all right, But anyway, that's
Speaker 1: a song. But anyway, I say all this to say
Speaker 1: I had sex. My man came ten times this morning.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. And what we got done. He made
Speaker 1: me lay between his legs. Okay, so he was behind me.
Speaker 1: He put the pillow on top of his dick and
Speaker 1: then had my head resting on the pillow. So I'm
Speaker 1: laying in between his legs. His legs are are are
Speaker 1: like this. His legs are like this, but I'm laying
Speaker 1: on him. As I'm laying on him, he just starts
Speaker 1: massaging me like this. So he's massaging my shoulders, he's
Speaker 1: massaging my neck, and then he goes down to my
Speaker 1: body because he know he just puts some motherfucking work
Speaker 1: in it, but about her because I'm over thirty. So
Speaker 1: then he just throws you are I'm over thirty. I'm
Speaker 1: thirty in a couple of months, bitch. So baby this ship.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh baby, I can't move after So
Speaker 1: he's just rubbing on my body like this, right, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh baby, so then check this out what
Speaker 1: he do And I ain't even flexible, he said. Now
Speaker 1: I'm like this right, He like, baby, give me your leg.
Speaker 1: He's behind me. I'm like, baby, give me my leg.
Speaker 1: So check this out. He puts his legs like this. Sorry, y'all,
Speaker 1: don't just be puts the ears out. But he moved
Speaker 1: his legs, took this leg and lifted it like this,
Speaker 1: stretched it out, and then rubbed his foot along my
Speaker 1: like so it was like a full body, motherfucker. It
Speaker 1: was a full body myside. He as tall as he
Speaker 1: stretched my whole body. And when I tell you, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this we we talked about after care
Speaker 1: when you like really get sluted out, and that's what
Speaker 1: he made me do because he put the pillowcase over
Speaker 1: my head and he said I was his sex doll
Speaker 1: this morning, and he just sucked the ship out of me.
Speaker 1: So when we were done, not only did he do that,
Speaker 1: one of the bro I was sitting there having seizures, bitch.
Speaker 1: He did this thing where he blew in my ear
Speaker 1: and it's like he blew in my ear and I
Speaker 1: kept orgasming even though we weren't having sex. When I
Speaker 1: tell you, he's sitting there like and I'm like, I'm like, literally,
Speaker 1: motherfucking seizures, bitch, and I'm like, what the funk? It's like,
Speaker 1: I know, you know how I clinched my pussy and
Speaker 1: I told you. I'll tell you about the pussy clinching
Speaker 1: next week. So I'm just there and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: he's just blowing in my ear. But please don't when
Speaker 1: when I tell you, my god, I'm about to tell
Speaker 1: that nigga blow in my ear? What? Bro, you ain't
Speaker 1: never had your ear bloating and having after dog? I
Speaker 1: here not waiting to watch you jumping into it. You
Speaker 1: want you don't want to watch the right here was
Speaker 1: We're in bed and he's like, really he's masageing that
Speaker 1: he blowing my ear and a bit just like us.
Speaker 1: My god, I this was the first time. I just
Speaker 1: feel like, damn, we gotta a bunch of first going on.
Speaker 1: What are you being judging again? Her face super judging.
Speaker 1: I'm not judging um your sex at all. I think
Speaker 1: that's a beautiful moment. But you never you never flinched. No, no,
Speaker 1: Mandy ear blow. Mandy's storytelling and movement. It's the movement
Speaker 1: for me. This is no longer an audio podcast after
Speaker 1: just watching you for this one, I mean, you look insane.
Speaker 1: My man thinks he just do Guys, have ever seen
Speaker 1: a muscles you know when it like kind of locks up.
Speaker 1: That's what you look like from head to toe muscles
Speaker 1: move and then like when they like that, not like that.
Speaker 1: I know when you flex they move, but like this morning,
Speaker 1: I went to stretch and bitch my calf like you know,
Speaker 1: oh my god, but it didn't move. I mean, what
Speaker 1: did you cal do? What? What did you do? I'm old?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just went like saying, you're old,
Speaker 1: my leg and could like maleg you know how to
Speaker 1: say big mama, you are. That's why I was like,
Speaker 1: your leg not moving, bitch, bro. I was scared, but
Speaker 1: leg what bro? That man worked the funk out of
Speaker 1: my whole body. And when I tell you, ship was
Speaker 1: just working differently. I didn't know what the funk anyway.
Speaker 1: That was my horse derv get you have you nigga
Speaker 1: blow in your ear, bitch after a massage, and that
Speaker 1: was always broke out that whole thing from your air.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna put the yoga poses too, But
Speaker 1: it was the way he blew it. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you could get an orgasm from like a nigga blowing
Speaker 1: in your ear. Bro. I mean maybe it was a
Speaker 1: massage too, and I was just he had got me
Speaker 1: really relaxed and then that fucking blowing my hair. Bro,
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop. Like, I was like, oh babe, stop blowing,
Speaker 1: stop blowing. He shot me really rely, bro, but I
Speaker 1: swear I didn't know that, like if you ever had
Speaker 1: weed before? I mean, and I didn't even smoke nuthing
Speaker 1: this morning. But what's crazy? It's like the word that
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that you look like. It's not
Speaker 1: pc you look. It's saying just that. I mean, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't care to look crazy because that's what I
Speaker 1: looked like this morning with my nigga. And he he
Speaker 1: was just like, I just need you to know that
Speaker 1: that's right you. You're the only one for me, baby,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I knew a baby. Ain't nobody
Speaker 1: to make you come as hard as I'm care doing
Speaker 1: fucking old school audio, but right now I'm not anyway.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say I don't know science like that,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know that anything. We got Mandy spiral more.
Speaker 1: You see what happens when you shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: I had to just not say anything so you can
Speaker 1: just start feeling it in and talking to yourself. Yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: do you think I was talking to myself? I was
Speaker 1: talking to our hundreds of thousands of listeners. They're all
Speaker 1: looking thank you, Eddin. I was talking to you and
Speaker 1: you and you and you. You're gonna love me? Why? Yeah? Baby? Anyways, alright,
Speaker 1: we would kind of relive our past. A lot of
Speaker 1: you guys are now listening to the show, and I'm
Speaker 1: now done talking about my nigga because we have had
Speaker 1: We're ending this in twelve minutes, right, I built No, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the time. We will hear about this
Speaker 1: nigga before you're not so. I wanted to talk about
Speaker 1: our our relationship with our past. And when I say
Speaker 1: our relationship with our past, I wanted to bring up
Speaker 1: the past lovers that we brought up on the show.
Speaker 1: Can you run down all of the nicknames that you
Speaker 1: think you can remember that you have brought up on
Speaker 1: the show. Okay, what are our nicknames for the men
Speaker 1: that were in our lives? Lover boy jeeves current right,
Speaker 1: just the show, not hospital dick um uh bay blue
Speaker 1: check beard bay scissors? What did I call the model
Speaker 1: check restaurant guy? Restaurant guy called me? Did you have
Speaker 1: a DJ? And no restaurant guy? You had the three
Speaker 1: things with she didn't even have a nickname. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna say her name? Now? What are you talking about? Venus? No,
Speaker 1: the white girl. The white girl starts with a sea,
Speaker 1: ends with at Collette. Yeah, she had no nickname. She
Speaker 1: had no nickname. That's why I was because Collette is
Speaker 1: not her real name. Oh but did you think that
Speaker 1: was her real name? So Collette and I met on
Speaker 1: Tinder and Collette was her name on Tinder, but her
Speaker 1: real name. But then when after she sucked you a
Speaker 1: few times, and I knew it wasn't her real name.
Speaker 1: But that's why I didn't mind saying Collette. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I think that is that it That might be loud nias.
Speaker 1: Let me look let me look at yeah, but nicknames,
Speaker 1: I know. Let me look at she brought up on
Speaker 1: the show. Can you remember Edding? I know that you
Speaker 1: were kind of in and out the studio a little
Speaker 1: bit with I knew. And then I mean, did you
Speaker 1: say old Bay season? Okay, said that's I think that's
Speaker 1: honestly nipple fuck, sick, nipple fuck. Look at you. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: and that's the one from the Hampton's right. I just
Speaker 1: ran into his brother at the fucking get great Gatsby parties.
Speaker 1: I was like, how do I know you? And he
Speaker 1: didn't want to say you sucked my brother, but he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you don't remember anyway. COLLECT calls him Deuce douche because
Speaker 1: he's a fawn in his name. That's how you know
Speaker 1: he's rich. Oh, model girl, that's what I was, okay, Psycho, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was fucking crazy. I don't think there's anyone else.
Speaker 1: I think that's the J though. I thought there was
Speaker 1: a DJ, maybe not back when you were fucking white guys.
Speaker 1: I thought there was a white DJ. Oh, there was
Speaker 1: a DJ that I did Molly with and I Pete
Speaker 1: in his house. That was the tree House. You don't
Speaker 1: have a nickname. That that was episode four okay, Episode
Speaker 1: four okay? And I had goddamn seven for the whole
Speaker 1: fucking thing. Lawyer Bay Jordan's fella Bay green Eyes, green
Speaker 1: Eyes q Que. I called him que even though he
Speaker 1: wasn't really present. I just talked. I referenced him, um
Speaker 1: hold on the other ones, Nigga say ship, I really
Speaker 1: don't be caring about nigga. And then just all the athletes,
Speaker 1: they didn't even really have nicknames. I'm so email right,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't think I can't Bellam Bay lawyers stories.
Speaker 1: Also like she'd be like when I my friend, like
Speaker 1: she always say my friend or this niggad and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, my baby, okay. Well, and I think for
Speaker 1: when we first started the show, I had just I
Speaker 1: had like a different partner every month, and some of
Speaker 1: them just didn't warrant a nickname because I didn't really
Speaker 1: go back. Oh, Arkansas and Nevada, I forgot one of
Speaker 1: you named him after a state. I named him after
Speaker 1: a state that was there a lawyer said, lawyer, there
Speaker 1: another job engineer, science faith all science made, science made
Speaker 1: it and last long, which sucks because we actually went
Speaker 1: to a museum. Wasn't because he was poor. What happened.
Speaker 1: It wasn't because he was poor. It's because he didn't
Speaker 1: want to pay for my flight to the other coast
Speaker 1: and it was only a two hundred dollar flight, and
Speaker 1: so that just made me mad. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna pay for my two hundred flight,
Speaker 1: how was this gonna work. Didn't you want to pay
Speaker 1: for it? Again? He didn't offer it or there was
Speaker 1: like a conversation. There was a conversation I don't. I
Speaker 1: just don't think he wanted to pay for it, because
Speaker 1: he paid for my flight to d C. And I
Speaker 1: guess he just didn't want to feel like he had
Speaker 1: to just keep paying for my flight something like that.
Speaker 1: But I really did like him. I understand he was
Speaker 1: and he was really he was really really good looking.
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't know what to do if told me
Speaker 1: and I actually met him, which one was your favorite
Speaker 1: nickname out of the ones you had? And you had
Speaker 1: and oh I also had, uh what did I call him?
Speaker 1: I had sex club? I had go to shower. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: now that I think of all just the set because
Speaker 1: the nigu I went to the sex club win and
Speaker 1: got to peg him. Then the nigga who I talked about,
Speaker 1: who I did my first goal to shower with, and
Speaker 1: you know him because he a friend that's a name
Speaker 1: to toy friend. But that was only because that was
Speaker 1: because he wasn't my boyfriend yet and now he's my whole. See,
Speaker 1: you brought him up, you brought I did it perfect.
Speaker 1: I wanted to say, a lot of us have these
Speaker 1: nicknames and men who mean things in our life when
Speaker 1: they mean things in our life, and I wanted to ask,
Speaker 1: did any of the men that you named or women
Speaker 1: do you feel like they didn't deserve a nickname that
Speaker 1: maybe you thought they would be something. And I wish
Speaker 1: I didn't make Beard Bay Beard bay Um. I wish
Speaker 1: she had a different name. I wish old Bay had
Speaker 1: a different name. Obay seasoning. It kind of is annoying,
Speaker 1: only because like when I'm out around with him, the
Speaker 1: first thing people say is you don't want gold, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, And so that's kind of like I could
Speaker 1: see how that's kind of annoying even though it's a compliment.
Speaker 1: I mean said that about my man, Yeah, like because
Speaker 1: she dated an old man. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: but my man is older. Does that make my man
Speaker 1: old old? And I mean they're both in their forties.
Speaker 1: But what the other question, who, out of all of
Speaker 1: your names over these last four years, who was the
Speaker 1: most short lived restaurant guy, restaurant guy or another model?
Speaker 1: She didn't have the model bitch had like two weeks.
Speaker 1: And then we easy just I guess eight or plus
Speaker 1: because are just crazy, Like when we who was one
Speaker 1: of the few white women we've had on here? She
Speaker 1: even was like, dude, you bring a fucking you haul
Speaker 1: in on like the second day, and she moved in
Speaker 1: with her girl that was at the UH. I told
Speaker 1: you I used to go to like, not even just
Speaker 1: Prize so Copa Cabana used to have lesbian nights. Bitch.
Speaker 1: I had never been to a club with so many
Speaker 1: fucking fights. I felt like we was at a team club.
Speaker 1: There was fight seriously, so fucking much. Yes, even with
Speaker 1: the girls I was with. I was like, Bro, I
Speaker 1: went like three times. I said, Bro, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: keep doing this because now I got to hold people back.
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to go to Lee bitches really be
Speaker 1: fighting bitches. Bro, That's true because I was ready to
Speaker 1: fight that bitch after, which is hilarious. US keep saying
Speaker 1: us because who did she said she was suing us.
Speaker 1: I said, no, I'm serious. She claimed she didn't even
Speaker 1: say me. She said I'm suing, and I think she
Speaker 1: couldn't say me for whatever reason. So she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm suing the podcast and I'm like why, And I
Speaker 1: guess that's because that was the place where she was
Speaker 1: talked about. But then she brought your dumbass up here
Speaker 1: and was talking about how like I was in your
Speaker 1: pussy and mind you. I feel like I did a
Speaker 1: good job at first, and we had her on where
Speaker 1: I was like not making it clear that we fucked
Speaker 1: she was we were flirting, but she was like yeah,
Speaker 1: and back then you used to flirt with every guest.
Speaker 1: I thought she was sucking everybody when we still like
Speaker 1: flirting with every guests. That's just in my nature. The
Speaker 1: last couple of guests you haven't actually flirted with. I
Speaker 1: actually saw Tam. Van was kind of sexy. Tam was
Speaker 1: very nice. Y'all will see her next week. She was
Speaker 1: very pretty. Actually, I was kind of, you know, into
Speaker 1: the body and ship of everyone that we have talked
Speaker 1: about over the last four years. Who has made the
Speaker 1: largest impact? Uh? Scissors, come on, sound effects? What about? Really?
Speaker 1: I would say like, if I would say who had
Speaker 1: the largest impact on me, it would be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying, uh, you know, what's crazy my
Speaker 1: relationship or like thereof Uh, it was impactful, right, and
Speaker 1: I don't think so much in a good way now
Speaker 1: that I look back on it. I mean, that was
Speaker 1: seven years of sexual energy exchange and me literally being
Speaker 1: tunnel vision because the dick was so good and we
Speaker 1: we had such sexual chemistry and he was local. Um.
Speaker 1: But now that that I'm getting exactly what I've really
Speaker 1: want without really knowing the whole time. I know, like
Speaker 1: for a whole year before I got my boyfriend, I
Speaker 1: kept saying I want a boyfriend. Be someone came on
Speaker 1: and was talking about manifestation and and so I look
Speaker 1: back now and what that was and the energy that
Speaker 1: I gave that man, And I look at it now
Speaker 1: as time wasted and Couci muscles, just the Coucci muscles
Speaker 1: could have been saved for someone else. The walls did
Speaker 1: not have to be knocked down in the way that
Speaker 1: they were from that big old dick for seven years.
Speaker 1: Who's this bigger? I only know one dick right now
Speaker 1: in my life, and it is do you not even remember?
Speaker 1: Sometimes like do you know what's crazy? I forget about
Speaker 1: what's crazy. I'm I'm it's crazy because I think we
Speaker 1: say it all the time when we get with someone
Speaker 1: and there's like an emotional connection where like this is
Speaker 1: the best day, this is dick number one. I really
Speaker 1: be rating my dicks too. They jump up, but they'd
Speaker 1: be like I'd be like, damn, I gotta knock you
Speaker 1: at the top three down. But I do feel like
Speaker 1: now that we're older, and now that we've had this
Speaker 1: podcast and I talked about and that it's like like
Speaker 1: maybe your ship, bitch, I'm fit. I'm not about to
Speaker 1: hear any of this old ship anymore. No, I'm thirty,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not sucking a hundred, am I talking like
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred thirty? Okay, Well, now that we're more mature,
Speaker 1: we're more mature. Even though this bitch still want to
Speaker 1: go to jail and fight people. I don't know how
Speaker 1: mature we really are. But now that we're more mature,
Speaker 1: I would say, like I know so many things of
Speaker 1: what I want, how to communicate and in the bedroom. Bro,
Speaker 1: I thought sex was good in our twenties. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it is on another heightened level right now. You're seasoned
Speaker 1: with old bass season Okay, but I ain't got crabs.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I just you get bro. Let's cut
Speaker 1: that out because now we are old Wait old bas a,
Speaker 1: we leaving the dumbass crab job await, because no one
Speaker 1: even says crabs anymore. Even that is such a millennial
Speaker 1: thing to say. I was watching sex in the City
Speaker 1: and I know, I'm not gonna lie. So was I
Speaker 1: all weekend with Medina? Really? She had got crabs, and
Speaker 1: I remember thinking like, what is crabs? What? What std
Speaker 1: is crab? I think it's ticks? What is No, it's
Speaker 1: not ticks. Ticks are own dogs, broker, public LIFs, parasite
Speaker 1: insects that can infest in genital area, public life, pubic Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't pull it up? Is the things like dinosaurs?
Speaker 1: They don't exist more really look like crabs? Now can
Speaker 1: you look at their extinct kind? No, bro don't know
Speaker 1: what to get There are these extinct? Because no one
Speaker 1: has mentioned why the fact that you put instinct? Nigger,
Speaker 1: it's extinct. No, I'm talking about you. No scroll of
Speaker 1: you put instinct. I thought, I'm done. Sorry, We're not extinct.
Speaker 1: Can you still get crab STDs? Okay, what does it say?
Speaker 1: Pubic lights? Sorry? Yes, pubic lights are often spread during
Speaker 1: sexual activity. Even if you're a clear cut your forest,
Speaker 1: these lights will find a way to survive. But well,
Speaker 1: like what happened to that ships? Like how do they body?
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't get lights? We don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna lie. That is what it is. Probably it's because
Speaker 1: of the oils that we put on our hair. Lights
Speaker 1: is like a white people ship, so the only white
Speaker 1: people get crabs probably can you look up. No, it's
Speaker 1: not the oils, it's the silkiness I think of the hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because my pubic hair straight. That thing a little rough
Speaker 1: my my old man like the little Have you even
Speaker 1: thought about dyeing it pink too? That'd be fun to
Speaker 1: funk up my pH in real life. I don't bleach
Speaker 1: on my pussy. It's not on your pussy if you
Speaker 1: leave it, it's the hair above it. I don't think
Speaker 1: I would want to bleach on'm my pussy. That's too clue.
Speaker 1: I don't want to make it match like carpet. That's
Speaker 1: all right. Yeah, it was something we were almost on it.
Speaker 1: We were this close nicks our trash. I don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about the old ones, but we don't. I
Speaker 1: just I just wanted to say I think a lot
Speaker 1: of us grow. I did want to bring up our
Speaker 1: homemail before we get out of here, and um one
Speaker 1: moment because I sent it to the mail. If you
Speaker 1: guys are also just listening for the first time again,
Speaker 1: I want to make sure that y'all are aware of
Speaker 1: what this motherfucker show is how to be a part
Speaker 1: of it. So home mail, y'all can right in. We
Speaker 1: also haven't done a whole confession in a while, so
Speaker 1: if you have a homemail or hole confession, send us
Speaker 1: an email at horrible discon We had one today when
Speaker 1: Mandy had a seizure on the couch. Bro. That was
Speaker 1: not a whole confession. I was trying to help girls
Speaker 1: feel the same way I felt this morning. That was help.
Speaker 1: I was helping. It was a tip, like the tip
Speaker 1: of the dick that went in your ass, and that's
Speaker 1: why you've had anals Would you like to add, bitch, No,
Speaker 1: the only tip was gratuity. Bitch. If I'm getting sucked,
Speaker 1: I'm getting sucked. And that's why I didn't go ahead
Speaker 1: and tell them you had anal sex. Then I did not.
Speaker 1: I would like to tell America, UK, Jamaica and the
Speaker 1: Canadians that watched the show, I wheezy, w TF Denver
Speaker 1: kind of almost damn, I'm a bad liar. I didn't
Speaker 1: really have anal sex. Love her boy went in my
Speaker 1: butt a little bit with the tip, and we just said,
Speaker 1: the only tip you do with gratuity, And that's why
Speaker 1: you're lying like a little bit. I said, that's why
Speaker 1: I do it as I count it, so it didn't
Speaker 1: count because he didn't like fully fuck it. And if
Speaker 1: you fully fuck it, then you're fucking if the whole
Speaker 1: mushroom head went in, even if just the tip of
Speaker 1: the mushroom can let's call him? Well? He answer He
Speaker 1: always answers. We talked once and wait, and he's gonna
Speaker 1: be okay with you asking, Hey, did the whole mushroom
Speaker 1: tip of your dick? We can get into my ass? Hello? Oh,
Speaker 1: he's funny against mushroom mad at someone's ass right now.
Speaker 1: He's on a flight. That's why he went straight to poicemail.
Speaker 1: We had just sucked real good in recent picture, ain't
Speaker 1: I was like, would you go back? Would you have
Speaker 1: them put his whole shaft in your ass? Um? Would
Speaker 1: you double back to anybody from the past? Uh? Oh damn?
Speaker 1: Did he delete the pick? Oh? I wrote, I don't
Speaker 1: want to see his paint dick. I said, damn, your
Speaker 1: fucking body is crazy, l L. I think I want
Speaker 1: you now, And he wrote back, you were such a
Speaker 1: nick come to state he's at Wait you'll be You'll
Speaker 1: be dropping the who are you look real good in you.
Speaker 1: That's the picture. His body was looking crazy dog like.
Speaker 1: He was looking good as fun and honestly, like, you know,
Speaker 1: I haven't really been attracted to white boys in a minute,
Speaker 1: because like it's just really been a really tough time
Speaker 1: in our social justice reform and I just don't see
Speaker 1: white dicks anywhere really. But now when I saw him,
Speaker 1: and you know, the accidents very wrongs, it's not really
Speaker 1: same for me. Um, but I would definitely double back
Speaker 1: just for fun, you know what I'm saying, Like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: plus it make a little trip out of it. You
Speaker 1: just bought a big new house, Like why not enjoy
Speaker 1: the pool? And yeah, if I don't get married by
Speaker 1: the time to show over, I'm gonna be a nun
Speaker 1: after this thig't. I ain't gonna go bed none of
Speaker 1: the niggas from the past. I don't want to him.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, dick, you ever fun, old dick? You
Speaker 1: be like, damn, it wasn't even that good way. I'm
Speaker 1: having sex now, but you just had an orgasm from
Speaker 1: an earblow, bitcht me tell you what I think it is.
Speaker 1: You know how like on YouTube, these white guys made
Speaker 1: a scale of like hotter crazy theory. You've ever seen those?
Speaker 1: The hotter the crazier. You said, white people made this,
Speaker 1: so No, I think so because the only white people
Speaker 1: have time to do a fucking graph. But here's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, here's the blood of my father coming in.
Speaker 1: I think that the more you get over and niked,
Speaker 1: the more the dick is whack one a hundred percent.
Speaker 1: But like that is that? What is that graph? Call?
Speaker 1: It's not a ven diagram. It's a bell curve. Right,
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. It looks like a plummeting stock.
Speaker 1: That is what it is. It's a plummeting stock. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what happens. I'm not gonna lie the dick once
Speaker 1: there is no connection, Like, I don't even think that's
Speaker 1: my pussy would get wet from right now. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you. Really, he's so cute, he is fine.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. That's why I had to
Speaker 1: block him, because I ain't even want He started showing
Speaker 1: up in Mike's floor page and my dreams. I said,
Speaker 1: don't know, we gotta block this in my dream and
Speaker 1: my dreams. I was like, oh no. I started I'm
Speaker 1: following mutuals. You don't know why that you think if
Speaker 1: he fucking saw you out somewhere. Let's just say he's
Speaker 1: in Jamaica this weekend when you're there doing whatever he's doing,
Speaker 1: and he was like, damn, he's looking really good. I
Speaker 1: like the little pink ship I'm looking. You think he's
Speaker 1: gonna be able to say that many words to me?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give deuces, Sam, anyway, let me get a should.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could, you know, I think in
Speaker 1: the phone you could, but I think face to face,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I think you would go fuck nigga,
Speaker 1: but I think you I don't think you'd be that
Speaker 1: mean in person. I don't, Oh, I'd be mean to niggas,
Speaker 1: like I'd be having a my nigga all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't want to make me mean or pink.
Speaker 1: That's not meaning pink or not greener? Oh green, like
Speaker 1: when you get mad, like your hair would get a
Speaker 1: more pink. That'd be kind of cool. Is that what
Speaker 1: you meant? Like pinker? How do you say pink in Spanish?
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm a Marvel character? Yes, you're doing
Speaker 1: You're supermandy manny throws on a wig and turns into
Speaker 1: a new bit every even a way, this is my
Speaker 1: real hair, and nobody stalk. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody I'm talking about wig? You all see no
Speaker 1: lace hole, this is me. I'm bald, bitch, I'm beautiful
Speaker 1: ball anyway, No, let me get through this, because I
Speaker 1: think this is just the whole confession. Anyways. Sexually Vanilla
Speaker 1: question Mark. Hey guys, I love, love, love, love love
Speaker 1: your show. My friend sent it to me in October.
Speaker 1: I started from the very beginning and I'm almost caught
Speaker 1: up joining patron once. I'm fully up to date. Thank you, love.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty two. God damn, y'll be young. Sorry we're
Speaker 1: not old. Sorry my bad. I'm twenty two and and
Speaker 1: over the road truck driver, and your show has definitely
Speaker 1: opened me up to a lot of new things. Anyways.
Speaker 1: I titled this sexually Vanilla because I feel like I am,
Speaker 1: but at the same time I'm not. When it comes
Speaker 1: to me and my man having sex, it's always amazing.
Speaker 1: He knows my body like the back of his hand.
Speaker 1: Either he's always trying out new ship or I'll come
Speaker 1: up with new things. The issue is whenever we do
Speaker 1: new stuff, it's to please me. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but when it comes to him, I just don't know
Speaker 1: what to try. He's always telling me to just try
Speaker 1: things out with him to sexually excite him, but I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Sometimes I'll wear the lingerie,
Speaker 1: but seeing as I'm insecure about my body I do,
Speaker 1: I don't wear it as much. He knows I'm into
Speaker 1: nasty rough ship, speeding in my mouth, slapping, choked so
Speaker 1: I can't breathe type stuff. He told me before that
Speaker 1: he gets bored sexually because he does things to me
Speaker 1: to learn me and my body, and I don't do
Speaker 1: the same. Please give me some type of advice of
Speaker 1: some things I can try with my man to spice
Speaker 1: things up. I just want to make my man happy.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't want to read the priper she said
Speaker 1: on her spirit animal love you too bad. Oh completely
Speaker 1: did not see that on there bright where she was signing.
Speaker 1: So she did say you could read this on the
Speaker 1: show or not. I just need help again. Love you guys, weezy,
Speaker 1: You're my spirit animals. So how she shout out to
Speaker 1: a woman truck driver, I thought that was cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too. Um, well, uh, I don't know. It's interesting
Speaker 1: to me because sexually Vanilla twenty two, it's such an oxymoron.
Speaker 1: It is because you haven't had the time. You haven't
Speaker 1: had the time to explore. But also the fact that
Speaker 1: you do have a partner that is like, I explore
Speaker 1: your body, and the fact that you said he pleases
Speaker 1: you so sexually and in return he said that sometimes
Speaker 1: sex is boring on his end because you're not exploring
Speaker 1: him in the same way. So this is one issue
Speaker 1: and why I brought up the spirit animal comment. Oh
Speaker 1: that's not me. Um in my spirit, my slutty at spirit.
Speaker 1: I love making somebody turned on and happy during sex, right,
Speaker 1: and I think that you do that by exploring even
Speaker 1: your new partners tell her how you explore them. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think it's a great like way to do for
Speaker 1: players and asking somebody what they like. If you don't
Speaker 1: do that stuff, you're not an interesting fun Well. I
Speaker 1: also think often about mutual masturbation. That was your thing
Speaker 1: for like a year, bit she is, and so I
Speaker 1: think that the way you've rest you mutually masturbating the
Speaker 1: women and men that you slept with that's the way
Speaker 1: that you said you've connected and learned their bodies and ways.
Speaker 1: So mutual masturbation, some people do think, is when you
Speaker 1: masturbate each other, because you just said that it's really
Speaker 1: just when you're around each other. Oh right, so like
Speaker 1: or you can do that, but like, mutual masturbation is
Speaker 1: generally when you're both masturbating, watching each other or something.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of what made me think about it
Speaker 1: the day that you brought up watching poor in front
Speaker 1: of him. But through that, like when I've watched men
Speaker 1: like jerk Off and I kind of see how they're
Speaker 1: doing it, even if you see their hand getting really
Speaker 1: like strong, like a lot of women, we won't grip
Speaker 1: a dick nigga's like they did grip bit they actually
Speaker 1: really in the room. Yes, why do you like? It?
Speaker 1: Doesn't hurt you that? Get off up there? Wait? How
Speaker 1: you like your dickey? Hold? Dare listening dick decay? How
Speaker 1: do you hold your dick? How do you like to
Speaker 1: stroke your dick? Can we get an answer? Edding talk
Speaker 1: to him? I mean I like a type yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but why do why do we as don't like the
Speaker 1: dick so hard? I'm not I feel like I get
Speaker 1: scared because I feel like some girls are like, suck
Speaker 1: my dick too, but like they'll like be a little
Speaker 1: weak on it. I was about to say, mother, you
Speaker 1: know you ain't got enough blood rush into it. I'm
Speaker 1: girt it out and if my hand don't, my mouth is.
Speaker 1: And my point is that is the spirit of me. Now,
Speaker 1: maybe you feel like you like to party, or you
Speaker 1: like to read, or maybe you do drugs here there,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm kind of like wheezy, No, I'm
Speaker 1: grabbing dicks. I'm asking what you like I think touching
Speaker 1: like not only ask if if you're twenty two, you
Speaker 1: didn't say how old he is, maybe he's also young
Speaker 1: and not as an experience, Yeah, but now I think
Speaker 1: he's older. No, I would thinks I would only guess
Speaker 1: that he's older because if he's able to communicate that
Speaker 1: something's wrong, that's something that people are that is that's maturation.
Speaker 1: I like that word. Um so I would say, you
Speaker 1: know what, start with the different parts of his body.
Speaker 1: I think massages work well with learning areas on a
Speaker 1: man that like he really enjoys, like whether it be
Speaker 1: the shoulders, the neck, the lower back, bitch the ear
Speaker 1: blowing that here. Maybe I found out someone I like
Speaker 1: to suck hardwired, which like their nipples touch. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: nipples are a thing that a lot of men won't
Speaker 1: tell you they like, but when you get there, it
Speaker 1: does arouse them. I think always nibbling on the balls
Speaker 1: is a good thing if you want, if that's something
Speaker 1: you haven't done. And that's so vanilla. But because you're
Speaker 1: sexually vanilla, I'm gonna tell you maybe lit gooch a
Speaker 1: little bit. I think you feel like you're not vanilla
Speaker 1: because you listen to this show. And it's a great step.
Speaker 1: But you've got to put other ship in your mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you definitely have to put other fingers. Bitch anything I
Speaker 1: stuck on the nigger fingers and tell him to put
Speaker 1: them in me. You know what I did. Here's here's
Speaker 1: a little tip too. While you're maybe sucking the dick,
Speaker 1: spit on your hand, right, spit on your hand, and
Speaker 1: then just glided over the balls. Because then it's almost
Speaker 1: like so think of it like you fingering the pussy,
Speaker 1: but it's it's almost like you fingering some balls. But
Speaker 1: while you're sucking a dick and your hand is really wet.
Speaker 1: Now you got wet balls in your hand grabbing them
Speaker 1: all together. If your low effort what like when you're
Speaker 1: grabbing the dick, grab it from the base, so the
Speaker 1: balls are also stimulated, like the way that I'm holding
Speaker 1: this microphone just to grab the balls too, almost like
Speaker 1: it's like a yeah me all morning, bitch got them anyway, yo,
Speaker 1: bitch all morning to where I was like, Yo, it's many,
Speaker 1: Like honestly at this point, uncomfortable at how much she's
Speaker 1: been coming on the couch today, Like I want to leave.
Speaker 1: I mean it's blue, you know what's fine. I think
Speaker 1: it'll just wipe off. Anyways, Guys, if you are all
Speaker 1: caught up on our show, thank you guys for tuning in.
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Speaker 1: We did just do a town hall and they said
Speaker 1: they missed my point. Sleepers. Goddamn, my fucking a no
Speaker 1: case spade was doing those what happened to him. I
Speaker 1: hope he's still alive. Can you not do that to
Speaker 1: a patron? I hope he's still around. I haven't heard
Speaker 1: from him in the years. I feel like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think I've seen him on the I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you. If I haven't heard from someone last year,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what happened? They got kovid? And then I
Speaker 1: begins he which what I did last year? And I'm
Speaker 1: here hat anyway though, Uh sorry, condolences seriously to anyone.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, we gotta be the top. I don't
Speaker 1: want to laugh because I was literally gonna make a
Speaker 1: joke and say if one of us you wouldn't make
Speaker 1: a joke of the show. Hell yeah, I'm still doing
Speaker 1: yeah ship. And then I'm gonna pay somebody to be
Speaker 1: my employee to just sitting next to me. Oh, they're
Speaker 1: getting an episodic feebitch and hunted All has just come
Speaker 1: in and talk with me about I'm keeping everything. I'm sorry, everything, Damn.
Speaker 1: If Mandy died with bro, can you stop? If I die?
Speaker 1: Do you ever wonder what people would think about you
Speaker 1: you died? Like I'm a bit, I'm allegend, like I
Speaker 1: feel like niggas would release my like they play they
Speaker 1: playing uh that song from Drake If I damn legend,
Speaker 1: I'm legend, I forgot. I feel like I would be
Speaker 1: the most emotional at the funeral and people either donna
Speaker 1: think I'm phony or think I loved Mandy more than
Speaker 1: I acted like I think. I tell you the way
Speaker 1: my knee. Have a great day, everybody. You guys, We're
Speaker 1: gonna leave you off with a five minute bonus clip
Speaker 1: from our Patreon episode. And this has been yet another
Speaker 1: episode of horror Decisions. Bye, I didn't say bye. Here's
Speaker 1: what I think happened to you. By the way, turned
Speaker 1: down the gain on your Mica. I was really loud, No, no,
Speaker 1: it's not the game, bitch. I was really yelling, um.
Speaker 1: I think I wondered this the other day, but because
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, well, one, I think
Speaker 1: there's two two things right. I don't think anyone really
Speaker 1: like I really don't believe people want you to have
Speaker 1: a bad relationship. I don't really believe that. No, I
Speaker 1: don't think they want that. I think they like tea.
Speaker 1: And I think stories are juicier when you have what
Speaker 1: I'm no, Yes, that's tea to people. Or furthermore, this
Speaker 1: is being double advocate because I mean for the sake
Speaker 1: of it, or it could be because they're used to
Speaker 1: a certain dynamic on this show and that dynamic has changed,
Speaker 1: and so now they don't know how to feel about
Speaker 1: the character that they've known and grown to the character.
Speaker 1: This that's the thing. This ain't no scripted show. Ho no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I don't understand we put out the character.
Speaker 1: For example, you were like, oh, I wasn't really happy
Speaker 1: with these relationships, but then Mandy as in their head
Speaker 1: how they know her. It's like, fuck these niggas, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do this x y Z. That is a character.
Speaker 1: My email host shit is a character too, right, I'm sensitive,
Speaker 1: but it's a character in the eyes of Like if
Speaker 1: you had to describe yourself as like a podcaster or
Speaker 1: Wheezy as a podcaster, who is she on the show?
Speaker 1: It's just let me get in my narrative brain right now,
Speaker 1: because I'd been writing all night. But basically, all I'm
Speaker 1: saying is I think people don't know what to do
Speaker 1: with the switch up of how they fell in love
Speaker 1: with Mandy. And because they don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: They either put that on this naked and the other thing.
Speaker 1: When you're going through something and a lot of our
Speaker 1: listeners are single. When you're going through something and you
Speaker 1: want to feel relatability, it's not easy when someone's like, well,
Speaker 1: my ship is good, because if we start talking about
Speaker 1: how girl you it would be so frustrating when you
Speaker 1: ain't got money to do da da da da. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't know because I have mad money. That's how it
Speaker 1: comes off. When someone's like, damn, I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to find a date. I've been stuck in the house
Speaker 1: during a pandemic. Well, I wouldn't know, because I'm getting good.
Speaker 1: You want you want to know my thoughts on that,
Speaker 1: And I think that it's I think it's a it's
Speaker 1: a topic for us to have, especially because we do
Speaker 1: have a lot of male listeners. But to be fair,
Speaker 1: I think that not only is it outdated, but it's
Speaker 1: so mundane and all you hear is women talk about
Speaker 1: how niggas ain't ship, and I think it's an easy
Speaker 1: thing to do. But I think at the same time,
Speaker 1: just with the generation and how we do advocate for
Speaker 1: communication and valuing yourself and not settling, I enjoy the
Speaker 1: perspective of me really finding someone that doesn't make me
Speaker 1: feel like the whole male species ain't ship like because
Speaker 1: I think it's definitely hopeful. But yeah, but I think
Speaker 1: I think a lot of this I'm gonna be said,
Speaker 1: Mandy that you've been dating some one for one year.
Speaker 1: You found one person in thirty years of your life
Speaker 1: out of a hundred niggas. You mean, yeah, niggas aren't
Speaker 1: ship many. Wow, I love telling my nigga well to
Speaker 1: be very fair, well, to be very fair to there's
Speaker 1: something to say too. I feel like I have been
Speaker 1: able to maintain some of my uh I would say, friendships,
Speaker 1: and so the way in which I start continue and
Speaker 1: maintain my relationships with men I've noticed also matter Like
Speaker 1: I still talked to the nigga who got me this
Speaker 1: mag book that we're recording on right now. I still
Speaker 1: talked to the nigga that had me on payroll, the
Speaker 1: nigga that had me That's all another conversation anyways, But
Speaker 1: there's there's still where I thought, certain like so many
Speaker 1: people that I did value and speak about on this show,
Speaker 1: bitch I ain't talked to in the in the last year. Well,
Speaker 1: there's up. There's an interesting thing about sisterhood and feminism,
Speaker 1: which this show, whether you call yourself a feminist feminist
Speaker 1: or not, is we all really bond on trauma and
Speaker 1: that's a problem too, But we it's not that it's
Speaker 1: the problem more than it's what we perpetuated. The last
Speaker 1: word and well, and so that's that's what you're saying,
Speaker 1: is exactly where I was going. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: feel like a used but I also don't feel like
Speaker 1: it's healthy for us now like cool bish. When we
Speaker 1: started this podcast years old, we're now thirty. We are
Speaker 1: in different spaces in our life. But I feel like
Speaker 1: it's it's counterproductive to still spew out the narrative of
Speaker 1: of us having to trauma bond over the fact that
Speaker 1: we allow ourselves to be mistreated by by men when
Speaker 1: we don't have to put up with that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I think I men goes from the men
Speaker 1: are evil to him. I'm not talking about the niggas.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the ones that are vile that we
Speaker 1: know and we say with them. You know, it's funny.
Speaker 1: I was, I was on the couch and I was
Speaker 1: doing something with this week's YouTube like either trying to
Speaker 1: make sure it popped up right. I've just been trying
Speaker 1: my best because I've been learning a lot about YouTube
Speaker 1: and algorithms and like also knowing how people get paid
Speaker 1: now and so like even with our thumbnails and like
Speaker 1: just becoming like like obsessive over learning that process. So
Speaker 1: I posted up on the TV and one of the
Speaker 1: first things I said is niggasaing ship and old days
Speaker 1: in the kitchen talking about this. I am washing your
Speaker 1: dishes right now. What do you mean, niggatation. I'm like
Speaker 1: you you good for you. You You watch some dishes. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you. Dog, when I hear about his stories in
Speaker 1: his hallways, I'll be like, bro, you don't get over
Speaker 1: that life. You don't just stop. They just don't. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you aren't Ship. You're a nice man to me now,
Speaker 1: but one day you won't be ship because you've done
Speaker 1: it already. For example, if you suck a lot of
Speaker 1: dicks and you love having a dick in your mouth
Speaker 1: right and you just full on cold turkey dicks in
Speaker 1: your mouth, you might be okay, but one day you'll
Speaker 1: go back to putting that dick right in. That is
Speaker 1: what ain't ship niggas, are you ain't ship? You ain't
Speaker 1: shipped for what you just said. Actually that's why. At
Speaker 1: what ELP