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Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show, an

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Speaker 1: amazing Monday. Remember, if you've missed any part of it,

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Speaker 2: Trump made fun of Robert Mueller after he died. All

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Speaker 2: that and so much more in the final hour of

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Speaker 2: the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, Jewish producer Chris

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Speaker 2: was asking me during the break, Hey, what's the problem

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Speaker 2: with this Trump involvement thing?

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Speaker 1: Why did he get involved? Is this Jared Kushner is

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Speaker 1: it if he needs an off ramp? Why did he

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Speaker 1: ever get involved at all? Well, I don't ever want to.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about the why because I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Everybody has a million theories on it, but

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Speaker 1: we're not in the room. And I also don't want

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Speaker 1: to assign bad motives to Trump or someone around Trump.

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Speaker 1: I know that when Trump was making the call on Iran,

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Speaker 1: I know there were many different voices in the room,

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Speaker 1: some saying let's go, this is our chance, some saying

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Speaker 1: let's not. This is a mistake. I also know this

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Speaker 1: Trump asked serious detailed questions of the military and basically asked,

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Speaker 1: what can you do in a short timeframe? Can we

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Speaker 1: do this? What can we do? Can we get in

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Speaker 1: and get out? I'll put it to you that way.

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Speaker 1: That's essentially what he asked. Do you think you can?

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Speaker 1: I also know this. The military was more hesitant with

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Speaker 1: Iran than it was with Venezuela. Explained to Trump. They

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Speaker 1: explained to Trump, and Trump understood, Iuran's not Venezuela. Iran

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Speaker 1: is not going to be twenty four hours and the

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Speaker 1: Delta Force guys come home and have beers. It's not

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Speaker 1: what it looks like at all. For a variety of

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Speaker 1: different reasons. It's not that war. As I've told you

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Speaker 1: one hundred times and I'll tell you one hundred more,

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Speaker 1: is this has always been this way. It is easy

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Speaker 1: to get one started, remarkably easy. Your wife, your husband,

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Speaker 1: If I told you to start a fight with him

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Speaker 1: right now, could you I promise you right now. I

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Speaker 1: could drive home tonight and say something to Odd. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: even be that hard. That would start a fight. She

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Speaker 1: doesn't even like to fight. But I know or had buttons.

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Speaker 1: We've been married nineteen years. I could walk in the door,

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Speaker 1: and I could have a fight on in thirty seconds.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to start one. Now, could I have that

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Speaker 1: fight wrapped up in an hour? We're all happy sitting

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Speaker 1: on the couch relaxing together. Zeo, that gets more difficult.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to start a war, it's more difficult to

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Speaker 1: stop one. That's the situation, all right, to do these

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Speaker 1: emails like I promised to your ice cream bar brawler

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Speaker 1: a while back. I heard your rant about Rosa Parks

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Speaker 1: and how the common tale is all crap. I was

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Speaker 1: completely blown away. Similarly, I heard Rachel Wilson on Rogan's

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Speaker 1: podcast saying that women's suffrage was also all crap. According

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Speaker 1: to her, like all communist movements, it was like an

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Speaker 1: thought they had it pretty good. They weren't really interested

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Speaker 1: and protections. But that commed hag Susan B. Anthony got

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Speaker 1: it pushed through anyway. It's my whole life a lie,

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Speaker 1: he says. His name is Quinn. Quinn. It's not that

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Speaker 1: your whole life is a lie. It's that your whole

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Speaker 1: life you've been educated by America's education system and an

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Speaker 1: America's education system, you have to grasp the degree to

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Speaker 1: which communists have captured it. Now, if communists are writing

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Speaker 1: your textbooks and communists are doing the teaching, and the

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Speaker 1: people training the teachers are themselves communists, how accurate do

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Speaker 1: you think the history you learned actually is. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, back to the women's suffrage movement, this is

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Speaker 1: that older America, pre nineteenth Amendment America was essentially what

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Speaker 1: some sort of modern Islamic country is, where women couldn't

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Speaker 1: get me wrong. Because of the values of early America,

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Speaker 1: much they treasured their wives and the advice of their wives.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I would encourage you. Maybe you're not a reader,

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Speaker 1: and that's totally fine. If you're not a reader, I

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Speaker 1: think this is a pretty appropriate show for kids. Please

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Speaker 1: HBO did a series years ago called John Adams Surprise, Surprise.

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Speaker 1: It's about John Adams, but the Founders and all kinds

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Speaker 1: of things about the Founding were in it. John Adams

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Speaker 1: is the name of the series. I want you to

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Speaker 1: things from that series. But John and his wife Abigail

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Speaker 1: were tight, and he leaned on her. That's how this

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Speaker 1: and a bunch of effeminate dork men ran to Congress.

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Speaker 1: And now we have twenty year olds on adderall deciding

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Speaker 1: elections in the United States of America. Freaking disaster. Jesse, Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is about Iran. Okay, I'll let her have it

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Speaker 1: out here with the minds. Any war in the water

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Speaker 1: we cannot neutralize, as well as missiles being shot up

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Speaker 1: from Iran, we cannot locate their origins. Maybe it's time

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Speaker 1: to give up and let Israel do the rest. All right.

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Speaker 1: She didn't say I could use her name, and I

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Speaker 1: will not. Well, Israel cannot do the rest. They cannot.

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Speaker 1: Israel has a highly technical, highly proficient military and intelligence service,

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Speaker 1: Israel doesn't have the Israel cannot do what people want that.

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Speaker 1: I've heard this before. We need we need to let

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Speaker 1: the Israelis handle everything. From here. You have two options.

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Speaker 1: If you're you're the United States of America. At some point,

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Speaker 1: Ewojima on Carguide blessed the falling. But it's a difference.

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Speaker 1: We did eeo Jima, we can do this the Marines.

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Speaker 1: we are either going to have to go all in

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Speaker 1: But when you kick something like this off, when you

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of talk about this. Well, they've been

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Speaker 1: Iranian uprising. That evil, freaking, murderous regime has checkpoints up

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Speaker 1: they just butchered. We don't never We'll never know the number.

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Speaker 1: Iron lies about everything. They just butchered, thirty forty thousand

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Speaker 1: if there's no uprising, there's no regime change. At some point,

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Speaker 1: we have to talk about amputee murder, and we have

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Speaker 1: you know, I have my physical tomorrow. I didn't tell

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Speaker 1: you about this shit. I have a physical tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go more into that in a moment. I've

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Speaker 1: So I have a physical tomorrow morning, and from what

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Speaker 1: I get, this doctor he's not just doing the normal

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Speaker 1: you know, blood test thing. Chris, have you heard of

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Speaker 1: get on an exercise bike, and that always hurts my butt,

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Speaker 1: don't I don't like the exercise bike. It hurts your butt,

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Speaker 1: it does. Maybe I should bring a pad, and anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's another story. I'm nervous, not about the test or anything.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about that. I'm worried about what OB

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Speaker 1: back the way it should. What, Chris, what we're going

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Speaker 1: to doctor it? You said, I would agree that we're

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Speaker 1: going to doctor it. Except when I was in there

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Speaker 1: she was signing up for her physical, and she was

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Speaker 1: And immediately she hears it like a hawk. She says, yes,

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Speaker 1: those numbers. And I've been racking my brains today for

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Speaker 1: a way the physicals. What time is it? It's like

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Speaker 1: twelve hours from now. I have twelve hours to get

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Speaker 1: my blood work right, and I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: What Chris, have a buddy call in and pretend to

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Speaker 1: be the doctor. Buddy. Bob is never going to fall

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Speaker 1: Before you know what that reminded me of. You know

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Speaker 2: It is only bested by a former pastor of mine

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Speaker 2: who regularly referred to it.

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Speaker 1: As Queer Delayne. It's a French name, and those French

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Speaker 1: are special. It's amazing that the Grammar Nazis are still

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Speaker 1: holding on to this show. Queer Delaine is actually you

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Speaker 1: know what we're going with that from now on, Chris,

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Speaker 1: We're going with that. Well, why not? I mean he'd

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Speaker 1: like it. I'd blessed the fallen? What Chris? Anyway? One

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Speaker 1: more segment, Hey, fighting for your freedom every Day The

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final

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Speaker 1: segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday.

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Speaker 1: If you miss any of the show, you can download

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Speaker 1: at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. AOC spends nearly nineteen thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: in campaign cash on a psychiatrist known for ketamine ketamine

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Speaker 1: or ketamine therapy. Chris, is it? What is it? Ketamine? Ketamine?

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Speaker 1: I thought, So, what's that? Do Chris? You know anything

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Speaker 1: about it? It's a drug? Right? Is it? A horse drink? Wiser?

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Speaker 1: I bet that's exhausting? What, Chris? That's funny. That's one two.

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Speaker 1: Remember the reason these people run for office is they

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Speaker 1: want access to the things rich people have without having

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Speaker 1: to actually accomplish anything. So you just raise a boatload

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Speaker 1: of money for your campaign and blow nineteen thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: on it for a shrink. And I don't know why

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Speaker 1: these rich women spend this kind of money on shrinks. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: you can go find anybody to tell you all your

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Speaker 1: problems are someone else's fault. He honestly, I'll do that

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Speaker 1: for free. Other than that, you know, I take that back,

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Speaker 1: not for free. Chris would kill me fifty bucks if

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Speaker 1: you email me in fifty bucks, Just send fifty bucks

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Speaker 1: that No, I'm kidding, don't send me your fifty bucks.

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Speaker 1: But you email me and you tell me about your problems.

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Speaker 1: I swear on my life I'll blame everyone else but you.

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Speaker 1: It's your sister's fault, it's your mom, it's your husband,

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Speaker 1: it's your whatever. And then you don't even have to pay.

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Speaker 1: God knows what these shrinks cost people every single hour. Hey,

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Speaker 1: Chef Jesse, good call in the Italian sausage Marinera and

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Speaker 1: provolone sandwich. The wife and I enjoyed it. What have

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Speaker 1: you got for us this week? You want a Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly White trash special that I completely have stolen from

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Speaker 1: my Mexican buddy Luise. So, as you know, Luise's Mexican,

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Speaker 1: it's family's Mexican. They're Americans, don't get me wrong, but

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Speaker 1: I like to refer to him as Mexican because it's offensive. Well,

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Speaker 1: they're always as Mexicans do, they're always eating different forms

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Speaker 1: of meat and onions and things like that. So there's

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Speaker 1: always some chicken fajita in the fridge, and there's a

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Speaker 1: little beef this, and some garnastot, and there's always this

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Speaker 1: kind of crap. Well, you know what they do, it's freakin' brilliant.

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Speaker 1: On the weekend, sometimes Friday, sometimes Saturday, sometimes Sunday, they

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Speaker 1: just go grab all the leftovers in the kitchen, in

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Speaker 1: the fridge, frying pan, that a butter, Drop some butter

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Speaker 1: in that frying pan, and then don't overthink it. Just

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Speaker 1: start chucking all that crap in one frying pan. Don't

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Speaker 1: stress about this mix in with this, Grab it all

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Speaker 1: and start dumping it in this frying pan. Let it

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Speaker 1: all sizzle up together. Grab some fresh dortaz What Chris,

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Speaker 1: grab a big old handful of cheese. When you think

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Speaker 1: it's all mixed up in hot and buttery, boo, drop

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Speaker 1: that handful of cheese on there, and then just start

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Speaker 1: scooping out this big ghoulash of crap and dumping it

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Speaker 1: in a tortilla. I'm telling you right now, that meal

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Speaker 1: I've had it. That meal is better than any of

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Speaker 1: the original meals they had. What Chris, what? How do

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Speaker 1: I feel about my physical You know what, that wasn't

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Speaker 1: necessary because you don't have to take these wonderful moments

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Speaker 1: and ruin them. And I'm nervous. I haven't been that good.

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Speaker 1: I've made somewhat what I can't prep the ground with

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Speaker 1: ov now, Man, she already knows the physicals coming tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: She's already been almost smirking. You can tell no, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. She feels she feels like she's

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Speaker 1: got a win coming. And she even said so this

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Speaker 1: morning that I have found a little bit I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's not like I don't run my household, but I

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Speaker 1: gotta be honest, I found it a little bit intimidating.

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Speaker 1: She said, your mine when those results come back. What

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Speaker 1: do you think she meant by that? I don't think

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Speaker 1: it meant anything good. I'm gonna have to eat here

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Speaker 1: at the studio, Chris, We're gonna have to start working late.

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Speaker 1: That's what we'll do. Hey, the suits, that nothing I

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Speaker 1: can do. Baby, The suits kept us late. I ate

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Speaker 1: that salad you brought. You gave me. I swear I did.

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Speaker 1: I swear I did. For sure. Whether she's gonna buy that,

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Speaker 1: I'm not totally sure. Trump blasts Robert Muller after the

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Speaker 1: news of the ex FBI director in Russia Special Counselor's

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Speaker 1: Council's death. Trump came out after Muller died and said,

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Speaker 1: Robert Muller just died. Good. I'm glad he's dead. He

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Speaker 1: can no longer hurt innocent people. I'm sorry. I know

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Speaker 1: a lot of people were offended. I know a lot

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Speaker 1: of people didn't care. I just find Trump to be

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Speaker 1: hilarious sometimes because he is who he is. Trump has

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Speaker 1: always been that guy. He's never gonna change. Somehow, people

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Speaker 1: think they're gonna express how horrified they are every time

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Speaker 1: Trump comes out and says or does something like this.

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Speaker 1: That is who Donald Trump is. That's what you're gonna get.

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Speaker 1: You've always known what you're gonna get. I can't help.

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Speaker 1: But also you always know. Preborn is gonna save the

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Speaker 1: lives of babies as we continue to fight the demons

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Speaker 1: in this society who want to kill them. Preborn is

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Speaker 1: out there giving free ultra sounds, saving them. You and

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Speaker 1: Preborn last year saved thousands of lives. Did you know

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Speaker 1: that thousands of people walk the planet now because of you?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you thought that twenty eight dollars you gave to preborn.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you gave it and never thought about it again.

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Speaker 1: Someone else gets to live an entire life now because

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Speaker 1: of you. That powerful twenty eight dollars buys a free

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Speaker 1: ultra sound for a woman who's about to abort her baby.

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Speaker 1: Let that young mother hear the heartbeat and choose life instead.

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Speaker 1: That baby is about to die. Preborn has a clinic

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Speaker 1: in that neighborhood. They can save the baby and save

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Speaker 1: the mother a lifetime of guilt and anguish and everything else.

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Speaker 1: But twenty eight bucks is what that ultrasound costs. All right?

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Speaker 1: Preborn dot com slash Jesse is where you go. Preborn

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Speaker 1: dot com slash Jesse, the Mighty Jesse I am slash

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Speaker 1: was a Trump supporter. Uh oh, but watching my portfolio

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Speaker 1: lose a ton, paying four dollars a gallon for gas

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Speaker 1: and watching a new warkickoff makes me wonder if Harris

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Speaker 1: was elected president. We can't get a ninety percent issue

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Speaker 1: passed due to his support for losers in Congress, and

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Speaker 1: no one is going to prison for their crimes. Trump's

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Speaker 1: been a disaster, and I hate to say it, but

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Speaker 1: all so local but federal level makes no difference. I

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Speaker 1: know he has people who listen to you. I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching my money just disappear. They say it will

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Speaker 1: come back, maybe over the last ten years. Sorry, but

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Speaker 1: he lost me. And he says absolutely, say his name,

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Speaker 1: and his name is Steve. Well, Steve. I'm not here

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Speaker 1: to campaign for anyone. But you keep your chin up,

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Speaker 1: my brother, all right, keep your chin up. We'll get

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Speaker 1: through this, like we get through everything else.

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Speaker 5: And now here's a headline by oh you know that,

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Speaker 5: Steve know the thing?

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Speaker 1: Headlines we didn't get to Connecticut poised to create a

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Speaker 1: surveillance state for home school families. Reminder that your blue

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Speaker 1: communist state is evil. They believe homeschooling, Christians, white people,

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Speaker 1: all they believe these things are all evil. And you

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Speaker 1: will be treated by an like an enemy by the

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Speaker 1: state if you continue to stay there, which is a

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Speaker 1: shame because Connecticut is so beautiful. Trump ties a deal

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Speaker 1: reopening DHS to the passage of Say America Act and

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Speaker 1: implores Republicans to kill the filibuster and stay in DC

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Speaker 1: for Easter. These are going to be some fascinating and

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Speaker 1: possibly horrifying days coming up. As we have Easter coming.

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Speaker 1: We still have basically no TSA airport shutting down, save

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Speaker 1: Act on the line, Iran going on. Look, say whatever

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Speaker 1: you want, but we live in interesting times, do we not.

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Speaker 1: And we will be back to talk about those times

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Speaker 1: again tomorrow. That's all