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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenties five. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: is Kelsey there? Uh No, who is this? Who's this?

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Speaker 1: This is Eric? Oh. She didn't seem like she was

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Speaker 1: engaged when I met her. Sorry about that, bro? Oh wow? Wait? Wait,

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Speaker 1: what is your name again? Oh? My name is Seth.

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Speaker 1: I'm a teller bank. You're a what I'm a teller?

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Speaker 1: I work at bank. Your quote fiance came in here

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Speaker 1: the other day and did some banking at my window,

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Speaker 1: so I pulled up the information and thought i'd give

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Speaker 1: her a call. It's not her phone number on the account,

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Speaker 1: it's my phone number. So what do you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about? Oh? I was just hoping to talk to her.

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Speaker 1: I mean, her and I talked for quite a while

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Speaker 1: when she came in here about a lot of things.

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Speaker 1: So I'm surprised she didn't even mention she was engaged.

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Speaker 1: So you didn't know she's engaged. Look at the ring

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Speaker 1: on her finger. Oh, I didn't even notice. It must

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Speaker 1: be a pretty small diamond because I didn't see anything

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Speaker 1: on her finger. Oh wow, girl like that and needs

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Speaker 1: a rock. Man, you gotta let people know. You know what, Man,

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Speaker 1: you got a lot of to call me up on

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Speaker 1: my phone and talk about. Well. First of all, I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, man, she didn't mention you at all, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not surprised because you sounded like a woman when

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Speaker 1: you answered the phone. I thought I was talking about chick.

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Speaker 1: You know what, dude, who the fuck you? You're a

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Speaker 1: bank teller, dude, you mean nothing. You take our money,

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Speaker 1: that's all you do. You're not gonna amount to anything

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Speaker 1: in life. Yeah, it's it's funny that you mentioned what. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's funny that you mentioned the money

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Speaker 1: thing because I looked at your account when she was

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Speaker 1: in here, and yeah, what about it? I got more

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Speaker 1: money than you, dude. Oh no, you don't. Man, I

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Speaker 1: saw judging by the amount of money in your account,

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Speaker 1: she probably deserves somebody who can take a little better

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Speaker 1: care of her. Yeah. Whatever, Man, you're a bank killer, dude,

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Speaker 1: Who what do you know? You don't know how many

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Speaker 1: bank accounts of guy, that's not the only kind we

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Speaker 1: have a bank account at, dude. All right, Bill Gates,

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Speaker 1: calm down. I'm just looking to see if she's around,

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Speaker 1: kind of talk to her. Hell no, you can't talk

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Speaker 1: to her. This is my phone, dude. Did you ever

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Speaker 1: you ever called this number again looking for my fiance?

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Speaker 1: You're keith back of your freaking throat, dude, Hey man,

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Speaker 1: it's not my fault. She came into my bank and

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Speaker 1: was all flirty. You know. I told her I played

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Speaker 1: in a band, right your band? We've got a band

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Speaker 1: you playing? Are you serious? Hey? All I know is

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Speaker 1: she said she wanted to come hear us sometime. You

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Speaker 1: don't want, dude. She wouldn't fall for that bull spine.

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Speaker 1: She was just probably being nice to you because you're

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Speaker 1: some loser works out faint, hey, chief, You could you

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Speaker 1: could tell she wanted to be real nice. Will I

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Speaker 1: find you in this today? Yeah? It sounds okay with me.

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Speaker 1: You and I just battle it out for her heart.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with that because trust me, are already one.

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Speaker 1: There's no battling up for a heart. Fiance. Dude, you

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Speaker 1: don't get that. If you would have seen the looks

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Speaker 1: she was given me when she was at the bank,

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Speaker 1: you have not won at all so, I think you

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Speaker 1: may just keep talking, keep talking your little mouth, keep

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Speaker 1: blabbing your little guns. Dude, is game on, I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you all right. Hey, man, that's fine. All I know

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Speaker 1: is a girl seems interested when she lets me here

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Speaker 1: at the bank time machine. You're not just play that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come find you. I'm gonna tell you. I'll

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Speaker 1: do the same thing to you. Con find you. Where

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Speaker 1: are you at right now? Tell me calm down, big boy. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly where I am. If you could

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Speaker 1: just give her a message for me, that's all I'm

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Speaker 1: asking for you to. Yeah, you know what, Tell me

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Speaker 1: your message, man, come write it down. I'm gonna se

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Speaker 1: down your float, all right. Tell her that it totally worked,

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Speaker 1: that her fiance thought this was a real phone call.

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Speaker 1: Tell her that what Tell her that her fiance thought

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Speaker 1: that this was a real phone call like she wanted

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Speaker 1: me to do. What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. Well, dude, I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know who the hell you are. Dude,

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Speaker 1: Why are you what? It's a joke, a joke about

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Speaker 1: what I don't get it. It's it's a morning radio show.

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Speaker 1: Your Beyonce Kelsey set you up. That's a dumbest joke ever. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Why would she do that. I don't know. She thought

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Speaker 1: it'd be funny. I don't know your show or what

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Speaker 1: the hell you're talking about, but this is stupid. Well

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Speaker 1: she she thought you would think it was funny. Well

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Speaker 1: it's not. It's not. It's I'm not laughing Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just I mean, I didn't her at the bank.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, I'm just okay. I'm just letting

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Speaker 1: you know that never happened. It was a joke. Okay, thanks, thanks,

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Speaker 1: Fine week up every morning with