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Speaker 1: digny done of disruption? I said, don't you said the

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Speaker 1: YouTube page. Okay, and I think you want to acknowledge

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Speaker 1: really be inspired that if a fucking MARJORYE. Taylor Green,

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Speaker 1: you know what you're like, these are nice Jordan's. If

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Speaker 1: I happen to step in dog shit, you're the dogshit

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Speaker 1: She tweeted back something at me. Marjorie Taylor Green tweeted

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Speaker 1: Oh you're obsessed. I am obsessed with you, Marjorie Taylor Green.

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Speaker 1: don't come too close, your fucking whack job. You would

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Speaker 1: wash it. You gotta get rid of them, bleach it,

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Speaker 1: uh do whatever you can, scrape it. It don't come out.

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Speaker 1: She infects your brand new pair of Jordan's. That's you,

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Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green. You fucking low life. And in the

449
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Speaker 1: and in the next term, you're probably gonna win again

450
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Speaker 1: because whoever's in your district. I hate to generalize, but

451
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Speaker 1: people voted for this fucking space laser freak. Be careful,

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Speaker 1: You gotta get me one. Yeah, fucking protected, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is the button because you know she's the one

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Speaker 1: who knows about the Jewish space How you found out

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459
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Speaker 1: What about Sarah Palin? I heard that she's are so dumb,

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Speaker 1: Sarah Pale and you dummy. She's unvaccinated, shooting moosees and

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Speaker 1: duck hunting. I don't know what her kids are. Didn't

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466
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Speaker 1: He said that no ship, he said though I'm not

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Speaker 1: a role model, so you can't look at Katie for advice. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about that. So many athletes, like

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Speaker 1: I don't know about OMNIQ. That's the thing. It's like

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. But my brother, how differentiate?

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Speaker 1: Now we're past that. But my brother his wife have it.

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Speaker 1: They both have it. Uh. A friend of mine has

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Speaker 1: about their dog. They got that dog. I don't think

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Speaker 1: that the dog got COVID. Is that is that a thing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They said dogs get cold. I don't think he has.

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Speaker 1: He should dog don't have COD. I don't think. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure. I'm not sure his I don't think he's

566
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Speaker 1: this before Christmas. Oh no, I'm trying to get the

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get that booster this week. I will

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Speaker 1: probably do it together. Man, how do you how do

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Speaker 1: you get point? We'll talk about that. What do you mean, Well,

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Speaker 1: I gotta got a hook up. No, I don't have

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577
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Speaker 1: ship another thing, a thorn in my side, a ship

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Speaker 1: stained on the bottom of my shoe. It's been covered endlessly,

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Speaker 1: like I was literally drunk from like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: drinking that brown whiskey, eating bad waking up after the

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Speaker 1: Jake Paul Tyron Woodley Fight Part two, which was an

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Speaker 1: uneventful fight until Jake Paul punched Tyrone Woodley square in

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Speaker 1: the fucking face and literally knocked him the fuck out cold.

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Speaker 1: He felt he was asleep for a while. Scary is

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Speaker 1: I mean, is it fixed? Is it nothing? The fact

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Speaker 1: that we about it. I'm like, I have to tell you,

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Speaker 1: I've been I've watched all of them, I've been with you,

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Speaker 1: I've been super into it. I'm like, I the fact

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Speaker 1: that we're speaking about them right now. If they win,

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Speaker 1: they win. J wins, he's winning right now. And and Tyron,

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Speaker 1: I have to say that, no, it's not even talking

598
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Speaker 1: that ship been rooting for this guy. We rooted for you, Tyron,

599
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: I funk with you. Knock this fucking YouTuber out. The

600
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Speaker 1: fact that you're getting your ass beat two times in

601
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: a row, well, the first time was a draw. Whatever,

602
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: it's fucking pathetic. I mean, it's pathetic. I don't it

603
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: would just go back in your fucking hole. I don't

604
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 1: want to see you fight anymore. Put this motherfucker in. Unfortunately,

605
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: since he came out with that song, I'll beat your ass,

606
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: he hasn't want to fight no, he hasn't. And now

607
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: Jake Paul's challenging Connor McGregor, who's a hundred fifty pounds.

608
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: He's challenging all these other guys. Fuck the dumb ship.

609
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: Now you gotta fight a box fight a boxer, fight

610
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Speaker 1: a fucking boxer. I'm so sick of this ship. And

611
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Speaker 1: he wants to be a real fighter. He wants to

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Speaker 1: be taken seriously as a real fighter. Jake Paul, you

613
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Speaker 1: won that fight fair and square, supposedly. Supposedly, there's no proof,

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Speaker 1: no evidence that it was fixed that Tyron would he

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Speaker 1: put his hand down, punched you? You punched him, There's

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Speaker 1: no proof of that. There's also no proof that you're

617
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Speaker 1: a clean fighter. There's no proof that you're not on

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Speaker 1: p ds performing enhancing drugs. And you want people to

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620
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621
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622
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Speaker 1: and he's making so much money off this cookiness, taking

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625
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Speaker 1: a grown man. I thought about watching some goofy ass fights.

626
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: Tyrone Woodley, Fuck Tyron Woodley. I say, fuck him honestly,

627
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: like he's let so many people down. You lost to

628
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: a fucking YouTuber Jake Paul got knocked out on his face. Yeah,

629
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 1: it couldn't have been any worse. It literally could not

630
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 1: have been any worse, a worse way to win. If

631
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: you fixed it, God bless you. If you fix that,

632
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: God bless you, because it could not have been any ordas.

633
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: He has to live with that, and he's like on

634
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: Instagram posting after the fight, like putting up story like

635
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: it's normally you're account. Get the funk off Instagram? What

636
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: are you? Why are you showing your face after that ship?

637
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. I'm a hundred and forty pounds. I've never

638
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: been in a fight in my life, but watching you

639
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: is fucking pathetic. Watching him was pathetic. That's why I

640
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: didn't watch the fight. I knew it was gonna be

641
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: some goofy ship like that. You said, what were you

642
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: doing at a party? You were at a party, right,

643
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: So I was doing anything else because you got a

644
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: lot of parties, like a little Little Knaka parties, Christmas parties, parties, yeah,

645
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 1: I've been doing all that, like White Elephant Gift Exchange

646
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 1: Elephants of the White Elephant. It's where you bring a

647
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: thirty dollar gift and then everyone draws a number and

648
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: you get to pick one of the gifts underneath the

649
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,320
Speaker 1: Christmas tree and you could steal a gift from somebody

650
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: and it's just a fun what you bring. I brought, Honestly,

651
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: I brought the coolest gift. What what did you bring?

652
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: I brought a lava lamp and Daniel, my friend, Daniel,

653
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: was like, he was like, dude, don't bring a lava lamp.

654
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: That's fucking stupid. I was like, I feel like that's

655
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: a cool gift. I brought it. That's a good gift.

656
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: Three different girls were like, I want that lava lap.

657
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: People were fighting over the lava lamp. They ended up

658
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: stealing it. Everyone clapped when I got it. Logan who

659
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: was at uh Lo Lo Lerman, he was at the party,

660
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: he brought it. He brought incense. Now everyone when you

661
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: would open it, they'd go something he got like a

662
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: nice incense holder. But everyone would open a gift incense

663
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: or an incense holder. No, it both incense and an

664
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: incense holder. Everyone would kind of, you know, go when

665
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: you'd open the gift. His was the only gift that

666
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: someone opened, and it was just silence, and he was

667
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: he was like holding his head and Ship, I mean

668
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: it was embarrassed. I was embarrassed for him. They opened

669
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: up that lava lamp and I almost got a fucking

670
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: standing ovation. Lava lamp is a good gift, great, great gift.

671
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: That's a good gift. Um, And when are we going

672
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: to do the gift for real? For me? Like when

673
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: you're not doing any gift reveal for you? What do

674
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: you get from I got nothing for you, for you

675
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: for the holidays. You'd be lucky if I get you

676
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: something for your fifty third birthday. Second, motherfucking fifty second,

677
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: second second, And I'm thirty one, I mean thirty one,

678
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 1: thirty two. It's the same ship two ship fucking climbing

679
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: the ladder in April. No, motherfucker fifty two March. Talk

680
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: about I'm gonna be March. When's my birthday? You're getting nothing,

681
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: You're you're getting nothing. You're gonna get nothing. I'm gonna

682
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: get you absolutely, positively, jack Ship, second birthday, thirty second nothing. Absolutely,

683
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna get me something. Because I actually have an

684
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: Amazon wish list, I'm gonna send it to you. I

685
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: don't send me no wish I would definitely send you.

686
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: I'll block you. However you're gonna send it, I will

687
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: block your ass. Don't send me anything my fifty second birthday.

688
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: That's like, I'm like getting that's I'm not sending you anything.

689
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: You don't have to tell me that. But you're you're

690
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: getting up there, man, but I'm getting up. I can't

691
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: imagine if I'm having a fucking midlife crisis right now.

692
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 1: I'm going, Wow, I'm thirty one, the younger genera, I'm

693
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: no longer the youth, the gen zs they're taking over. No,

694
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: but it's like ships. If I'm feeling like this, I

695
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: can't imagine how you're feeling your fifth too. I'm like

696
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,719
Speaker 1: having a fucking crisis right now at thirty one. I'm

697
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 1: thirty one. I should be like people should be like, dude,

698
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: you're thirty one, Relax, You've got so much more time.

699
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: You're fifty three to motherfucking tift two. I'm going to

700
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: be fifty two. I'm fifty one right now. Okay, but

701
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 1: you should start lying about your age maybe a lot.

702
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: A lot of women lie about their age. I would

703
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: trim that off and say you're turning forty six. I

704
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: would say you're turning forty four. I would say, can

705
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: pull that off? I think so, I don't know. I

706
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: think with the new weight, the Kashmir. Now, could you

707
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,839
Speaker 1: wear that Kashmir if you were back to your old self?

708
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: Would you feel weird about being like fat? You with

709
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: the cash It wasn't fat, No, but I had a

710
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: fat face. I wasn't fat. I think I wasn't fat.

711
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: I wasn't like actually fat. I was the fun fun,

712
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 1: fucking so funny. I just had a fat face. That's great, man,

713
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: that's almost I've had. I've been collecting my Cashmere for years,

714
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: but this year I just totally stepped it up. Like

715
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: during the the full slash winter. I wear Kashmir every

716
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: fucking day. Were you've been talking about the road, You're

717
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: like the road and I'm so sick of hearing that

718
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 1: fucking brand that's on you. But I looked it up.

719
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: It's not that it's dope. It's expensive jacket you got,

720
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: I mean you haven't. Don't worry about my jack, don't

721
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: t prices don't worry about three. Don't worry about that.

722
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: I am worried about it. No, don't worry about that.

723
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: I show up, I'm looking, I'm like boom. They call

724
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 1: you the flasher too, because it's a long trench coat.

725
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: You can that's just motherfucker's don't know about it, you know,

726
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: like a boll finger Eddie Murphy, Hey like a girls

727
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: and then they start leving it's not funny. That's kind

728
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: of like you both finger directed by Steve Martartin, who

729
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 1: you are working with, who I started working with on

730
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: Only Murderers in the Building, And I gotta tell you

731
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: tell us about that. I gotta tell you, I gotta

732
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: tell you you know, I was excited to do the thing,

733
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: to do it, to do it, and I'm going to

734
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 1: continue to work with them. But Steve Martin and Martin short,

735
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: I'll talk about both of them first, because I didn't

736
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: work with them together. I worked with him separately. Steve

737
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: Martin comes in the room and you're like, oh, Ship,

738
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: that's Steve Martin. He got the hair, he got the nose,

739
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: he got the glasses and ship and I was bugging

740
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 1: out off of him. He's seventy six, what he's seventies

741
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 1: and he's seventy six. He's moving and grooving. Wow, I

742
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: didn't know he was. And the way he gets down

743
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: his process Steve Martin's process, and I just did one

744
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: little thing with him so far, Like he doesn't just

745
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 1: show up like oh, I'm just gonna just wing it.

746
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: He's so thoughtful and precise and tries things and so

747
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 1: inclusive and in the moment but calculated. I was bugging

748
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: off of Steve Martin. That is the fact that you're

749
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 1: working with Steve Martin and Martin short to fucking comedy

750
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: legends legends and my girl Selena Gomez and fucking Selena Gomez,

751
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 1: who is the most fault who has the most followers

752
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: on Instagram more than Kim Cornash, like by a hundred

753
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 1: million million, uh followers. Well you need to get on there, man.

754
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't tell her. I didn't want to freak.

755
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: Just just I gotta wait at your feet wet start

756
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: making something. Because I was thinking, like we were sitting

757
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: there and like she's sitting right across and I'm thinking

758
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: to myself, she's gonna be like, what the funk I mean?

759
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: I know she you know, like we're working together like

760
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: we're peers now, But I just like, can I get

761
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: what if you did that then a week later you're

762
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: aging you never want it back and they recash thee

763
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: your off the show now, Like, not only do they

764
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: not want you back, they went out of their way

765
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: and they spent their money to recash you reshoot the

766
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: whole day. Oh I thought that they maybe they got

767
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: your scene, but they just they're gonna throw in in

768
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:45,360
Speaker 1: person and just like pretend like it's not another whatever

769
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: it is. No, That's why I didn't say there or yo, Selina.

770
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some of them followers. I don't

771
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: blame you, though, I'm trying to get down with like whatever.

772
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of magic fucking lotion you

773
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: got on there, but I need some of them followers.

774
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: You've got three million, it's fucking insane, Like she puts

775
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: you in a selfie or like a video. We're in

776
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: a different ballgame, right, um. But but it was. They

777
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: were both dope and I'm looking forward to doing more

778
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: of it. I need to watch the jerk again. I

779
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: know you've seen the jerk, but like you need to

780
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: fucking rewatch. I want to rewatch Both Finger. Both Finger

781
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: is so fucking and directed that shot. You know, Both

782
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 1: Finger is a slept on comedy. That's a very underrated film.

783
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy should have gotten nominated for that. If that

784
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: came out today, I feel like he would have gone.

785
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: I mean, he was so fucking good in that, really

786
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: fucking good. Speaking of really good, boom, Um, what have

787
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 1: you seen? What are you watching? What do you want

788
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: to see? Have you been to the movies? Have you

789
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: watched Murder Docks? What do you got? What are you watching? Uh?

790
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: And uh, what's new? Because it's now it's Academy Award time.

791
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of films. I have been going

792
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: to the movies. Everyone's fucking seeing Spider Man. I haven't

793
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: seen Spider Man, but the movies do you want to see?

794
00:42:54,120 --> 00:43:00,280
Speaker 1: I had no interest? But I mean I hear the easing.

795
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: I keep hearing it's the same storyline, but they just

796
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: recast the guy. Everythink Toby McGuire is in it, Andrew,

797
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: I think they're all like, it's all like it's a

798
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 1: it's like a throwback to all the old villains and

799
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: ship and they're all in it. But I thought I

800
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: thought Toby McGuire was Spider he was, but he's in

801
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: this one as a villain. No, I don't know, he's

802
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: just in it as a Spider Man. Maybe I don't know.

803
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm not but go ahead. But anyways, I don't understand

804
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 1: because every time a Spider Man in movie comes out,

805
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: people like it's so good, and I'm like, they just

806
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: put a new Spider what how are they different? Is

807
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: it a new villain, Is it a new outfit? Is

808
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: he's shoot different ways? It's a new villain? I think

809
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: I think it's new villain. But this one has like

810
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: three villains and one and two million dollars in one

811
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: plus million dollars. Meanwhile, West Side Story made like ten million.

812
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 1: Nobody even knows that west Side he came out. Steven

813
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: Spielberg directed West Side Story and made ten million dollars,

814
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: which it flopped. I saw an indie flick called Red

815
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: Rocket starring Simon Rex that was really good. Tell people

816
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: you like people pay a porn star. He was in

817
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: the scary movies like he was in MTVV was he's

818
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: a good guy. Yeah, it was a really good movie.

819
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 1: He's had a crazy, like you know, interesting career. He

820
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 1: he like was a rapper called dirt Nasty. He had

821
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: like a career as a rapper that people like fucked

822
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: with Dirt Nasty. Anyway, this is a really good movie. Um,

823
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: I recommend seeing Red Rocket. But is it about It's

824
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: like about this porn star in fucking uh Texas City.

825
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: Who's is he freaking You see him freak off in

826
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: the movie. He's naked. I don't know if there's a prosthetic.

827
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is it has to be

828
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 1: maybe not fucking dudes, dick is gigantic. I the fact

829
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: that I'm saying that, right, they but it's like they

830
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: they show it multiple times and it's like it's on

831
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,439
Speaker 1: that dirt Diggler ship like it's fucking dragging to the ground.

832
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: I don't know if he was just like I'm down

833
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 1: to do the movie because I get to show off

834
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: my fucking package, or they put a prosthetic dick on

835
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: that dude. But it made me uncomfortable. It did, And

836
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: and I saw it with Logan and his girlfriend and

837
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: I was kind of feeling for him, like ship man,

838
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: your girlfriends look it was. It was a good movie.

839
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: Dick aside, but I did watch a murder doc that

840
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: I recommend n still segue into into that. But I

841
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: watched a murder doc. It was on the cover of Hulu.

842
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,479
Speaker 1: Was dick for real? Like they have him running naked

843
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: in the street and then they would like zoom down

844
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: to the day. It's a good it's it's a good movie.

845
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: It's actually a good movie. Um. But I saw this

846
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: murder doc. It was on the cover of Hulu. I thought,

847
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 1: I'll check this out. It's called Dead Asleep, Okay. It's

848
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: about a guy mid twenties who was convicted of a

849
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: murder in Florida and he blamed the murder on himself

850
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: because he was sleepwalking. He was like, I was sleepwalking.

851
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 1: I stabbed her twenty five times. He called the police

852
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: after it happened, was like, you gotta come to my house.

853
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: I stabbed this girl twenty five times. I was He

854
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,240
Speaker 1: didn't say I was sleepwalking. But they end up interviewing

855
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: him and he's, you know, this girl was like a

856
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: sister to him. They had the psychiatrists like deep dive

857
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: into his past and and there was nothing that aid

858
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: cents And I won't give away the ending. Definitely see

859
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: what's it called. It's called dead asleep and they blame

860
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: it on sleep walking. That was his defense. Brand New

861
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 1: was on the cover of Hulu, and I started thinking

862
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: about this because you know, when I was a kid,

863
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: I had a sleepwalking problem. Like I legitimately I actually

864
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: had to get hypnotized to stop sleepwalking. What do you mean,

865
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: what would happen? Like I was on that Donnie Darko

866
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: ship where not for real? I was like, one, this

867
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: is this is a true story. One time I was

868
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: I was fourteen years old. I slept walked, I went downstairs,

869
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: I opened my front door, I walked outside, and I

870
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: went three blocks around the corner from my house. Not

871
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: just up the street. I went around the corner from

872
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: my house. I woke up in the middle. I woke

873
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 1: up three in the morning in the middle of the street,

874
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: and I just started I was standing in the middle

875
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: of the street. Imagine yourself, you're dreaming, your whatever you're doing,

876
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: and you just wake up the middle of the street.

877
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know where I was. I started screaming. I

878
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: ran as fast as I could. It was pitch terrifying.

879
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: I went home. I was banging on the fucking door.

880
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: My mom thought there was a burglar or somebody coming

881
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: to rob the place. And she came in. Who is that?

882
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: Who is that? I was banging on it and I

883
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: and I just said, it's Dean. I wouldn't let you in.

884
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: I would have been my son has been taken over

885
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: by an evil spirit. It was on that evil it

886
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: was on the fun outside coming in. She was she

887
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 1: was a good mother and she let me in. And

888
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: and we were going to South Africa a couple of

889
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: weeks later, and we were staying in these like kind

890
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: of like you know, fucking huts were tense tents outdoor tents. Yeah,

891
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: like in the you know, we were doing a safari

892
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,399
Speaker 1: and lions are around and ship. So she was very

893
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: concerned where I had to get hypnotized to go before

894
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: the trip because she was nervous that I was gonna

895
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: walk out of the fucking tent and get eaten by

896
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: a lion. So she put locks on the door. It

897
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: was a whole thing I had like, so so let

898
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: me taste them because sometimes were on the road. We

899
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: share a hotel room. I'm just gonna tell you right now,

900
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: just I'm gonna hypnotize you if you try any goofy ship.

901
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: When we're in a hotel room. When you try, I

902
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: don't know, fight me, stab me. I wouldn't even do that.

903
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to fight back. I'm going to fund They say,

904
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: never wake up a sleepwalking I'm gonna wake you up.

905
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,879
Speaker 1: They don't do that. You're right, when was the last

906
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: time you stop walk? It's been a long time, but

907
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 1: I was. I don't play that. I didn't murder anybody

908
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: when I was sleeping. I mean, what the funk? Man?

909
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: That sleepwalking? Defensive bullshit? And what was the other one

910
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 1: you were saying that you were watching Kenn and Barbie.

911
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: There's some there's some documentary. It's also fucked up, but

912
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: it's it's on Discovery Plus. I'm I'm I have Discovery

913
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: Plus because I'm a huge My six hundred pound life

914
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: and thousand pounds, sister, break it down, Ken, Well, what

915
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: six pound? My six hundred pound life and thousand Just

916
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: you know what I've realized. I think the reason that

917
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: I really love six hundred pound life is because it

918
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: makes me feel better abou out myself. Like I'm talking

919
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 1: about dieting all this ship, right, and I'm like, I

920
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: need to lose some weight in my fucking neck. And

921
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,919
Speaker 1: but then I put this fucking thing on and people

922
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: are getting hosed down. Literally, they're like they can't fit

923
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: in the shower. It's sad, but do it to themselves

924
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: at the same time, like it's a sickness, you know.

925
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: I The thing is, I really relate to a lot

926
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: of these people because they're needing for comfort food and ship.

927
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 1: They's just taken way too far. And basically it has

928
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: to be something and it's fun because and they start young.

929
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: This is not just like, oh, they start you can't,

930
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: Like you couldn't get on that six there's no Yeah,

931
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: obviously why you think I could know. I'm saying you

932
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: have to start young. You have to start young. You're

933
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: predisposed to that gene whatever it is. But they eat

934
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: comfort you know, they eat ship as comfort food. And

935
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, I do the same thing. And they're rude, mother,

936
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: that's the other thing. They're not so like, get me

937
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: the pizza, give me the give me the hamburger, help,

938
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: give me the Recea's pieces, give me the liquorice, give

939
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: me the coke. They're nasty, really meat and all the

940
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: fucking their friends are scrubbing out their folds and yeah,

941
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: they're they're not. They're not like grateful for the people

942
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: around they're definitely not. What is the thousand pounds system?

943
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: That's great. There's two sisters, Tammy and Amy Slayton, the

944
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: Slayton sisters. It's so fucking good. I'm serious. People love

945
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: three people love fucking great. And there sat guys they date.

946
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: They date skinny black dudes. They date skinny black dudes,

947
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 1: and I think they're called feeders. They're they're guys who

948
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: have a fetish for fat women and they want to

949
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: see them keep getting fat. They want them to stay fast.

950
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: So they're sick too, So they're kind of fucked up. No,

951
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 1: they're they're sick. There's let me tell you something. There's

952
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: a lot of sick people in the world. And some

953
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 1: people might say, oh my crap, you're sick. I ain't

954
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,840
Speaker 1: sick as some of the sick fox in the world.

955
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: Watch TV. Go out to the store, go to a

956
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: seven eleven, go to a target, go to old Walmart,

957
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: go drive around. There's sick fox out there. Call some

958
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: of your cousins. They're sick fox in your family. Dysfunction, deep, deep, deep,

959
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: deep dysfunction. It's all I know, right to shot. But

960
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,279
Speaker 1: I see I'm when I watch six hundred Pound Life

961
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: and thousand Pounds Sisters, I make it a habit of

962
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: like I go to the market and I get a

963
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: pint of ice cream while you're watching. I'm watching it,

964
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: and I'll finish. I time it to actually time it,

965
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: which this is fun a normal person, we'll have a

966
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: couple of bites of Ben and Jerry's ice cream out

967
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: of the pint and then they'll put it back and

968
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: ever done. How I am like it fucking baffles me.

969
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: How do you take a few bites put it back

970
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: in your and then? But I don't even do it,

971
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: like I don't space it up for our I don't

972
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: do like hourly whenever I have that ship in there

973
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: and I've timed it because I'm watching the show, I'll

974
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: devottur that pint of ice cream within ten minutes literally

975
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: with him time. And it's deceiving because I'm like a

976
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 1: skinny guy. But I watch and I think like I'm

977
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: feeling their pain and I'm eating fast too. I'm like,

978
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 1: I'm it's like I'm sick. I'm I am. I have

979
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: a problem too. I think like I thought about like

980
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: I think I might have an eating problem, like I'm

981
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: eating too much, Like I'm addicted to sugar. It's like

982
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 1: fucking it's like a drug. Like it's like I leave

983
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: my house at two in the morning, like I'll do

984
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: so well just if you know, you see that I

985
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 1: don't have the willpower. Man, and you leave it too

986
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 1: in the morning, and it's like dark out. It's it's fun.

987
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: It's like I'll have a salad for lunch, I'll do

988
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 1: good for dinner, and then I crack. It'll be like midnight,

989
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: two in the morning. I'm like, I'm in the fucking car.

990
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,959
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's raining and it's like and you're not feel

991
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: like it's like flip flop so on. You know how

992
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: fund up this is is. I used to I used

993
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 1: to get ice cream all the fucking time. I'm glad

994
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: I moved because I went to a CBS that was

995
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: in my old location where I lived. I used to

996
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 1: get ice cream there regularly. Regularly, I would get a

997
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: pint of ice cream. It started getting to a point

998
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: where I would go there about two in the morning,

999
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: and the same fucking was there and he would go

1000
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: I'd always I'd always walk in there and I'd have

1001
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: the ice creamun go ice cream time. Huh that killed me.

1002
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: It killed me. Then it was like it was like

1003
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: he knew the drink, he knew me, he said ice

1004
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: cream time. And then the other time. I'm not gonna lie.

1005
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is. The other day I

1006
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: was driving and I had a fruit roll up because

1007
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 1: fruit ropes are so fucking good. I have a palette

1008
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: of a six year old. I'm I'm I'm not ashamed

1009
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 1: to say that. But at the same time, I am like,

1010
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,720
Speaker 1: it's not something you put in your dating profile on Tinder,

1011
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: Like I eat for rolles. I don't. They're so fucking good, man,

1012
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: They're so good. And I and I got one when

1013
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,720
Speaker 1: my kids were young. I understand eat my kids snack

1014
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,439
Speaker 1: food when they were babies. They don't eat. I don't

1015
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: rememb anymore yet, I don't see a problem with lunchables.

1016
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: I don't see a problem with any of this. I'm

1017
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 1: not doing it anymore. It's just on a special occasional

1018
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: for roll up. This was one of those haitians. I

1019
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: was driving and I and you kind of have to

1020
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 1: rip them with your teeth. I haven't had a food rollo. Well,

1021
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: you have to rip them with your teeth, And I'm

1022
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: at a red light and there's like one of these

1023
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 1: fucking garbage trucks next to me, and he saw me

1024
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: like eating this fruit roll and I guess I was

1025
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: like ripping it, like I was trying to rip the thing.

1026
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: And I turned to him and I looked at my left,

1027
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: and this fucking dude in the passenger seat, like some

1028
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: garbage dude starts mocking me, and he's going and he's

1029
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: like copying, and he's like and he's like is that good?

1030
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: Is that good? And I was like, like I felt

1031
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 1: like like he really shamed me. And I haven't. I've

1032
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: been like thinking about it, Like I had a dream

1033
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: about it the other night, about that guy, Like it

1034
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: really funked my head up, like he was like making

1035
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: fun of my eating habits. All right, anyway, man, Well

1036
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: we'll save this for therapy and all that. But I

1037
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: just thought I could bring it up to you just supports.

1038
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: We're done. Came Saw Yeah done, it's an hour came

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