Speaker 1: On this episode of the Mess Around, we have a
Speaker 1: very special guest, Bergie.
Speaker 2: Bug Team Biship. Come on now, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2: Lamurne and I talked a lot about it Valentines. We
Speaker 2: were like, what can we give? That's a love letter
Speaker 2: to the fans, and from a Winston point of view
Speaker 2: and a Hannah point of view, there's nothing better than Ferguson.
Speaker 1: I love how you say Winston point of view, but
Speaker 1: Hannah point of.
Speaker 2: View, well, because Lamarn does not like cats, and it's
Speaker 2: not like Ceci was that into them either, But if
Speaker 2: we sit there and you a little meta universe situation,
Speaker 2: we both somehow are into this cat leaning in.
Speaker 1: Uh, sometimes you gotta lean in, sometimes you gotta lean clean.
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Speaker 1: Yeah? That's what I mean. That's what I was going
Speaker 1: to say. Why take creatine, why do steroids? Why do
Speaker 1: any of those things? When you can get this shirt,
Speaker 1: this makes you look Jack bro This Terry Crews.
Speaker 2: I feel like if Terry Crews tried to put on
Speaker 2: even like our large, you were just like bust out.
Speaker 2: There's also I can't show you because which because the
Speaker 2: whole thing. But you know, our label says babe, you
Speaker 2: know that it's so cute. And here's the other little
Speaker 2: detail of our label. If you get a large as
Speaker 2: a big babe, and if you get a small, it's
Speaker 2: a little babe.
Speaker 1: You know what I like to do. I like to
Speaker 1: lay down with a with a babe and then a
Speaker 1: little babe and a big babe just surrounded me.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, can you see my breath? That cold
Speaker 2: in here?
Speaker 1: You said something else?
Speaker 2: What the morn? My mom listens to the podcast, will
Speaker 2: stop being a I just like laughed so hard. I
Speaker 2: was like, you're very dusty in here.
Speaker 1: Oh you have a ghost? You have a ghost? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you a story before we get before
Speaker 1: we jump.
Speaker 2: Into the air, Yeah, tell my story.
Speaker 1: I come home in my room, my bedroom spotless, right,
Speaker 1: just had it cleaned. I just did a whole thing.
Speaker 1: I did laundry, I did all this stuff right, and
Speaker 1: I leave I go to this event. I come home.
Speaker 1: Now there are a few people in my house, My
Speaker 1: sister's there, Kyle's there, a buddy out of town visiting.
Speaker 1: But no one goes in my room. Like it's like
Speaker 1: out of the way to go into someone's bedroom. But
Speaker 1: I go in there, and as I'm getting like, I'm
Speaker 1: taking my suit off and I keep walking past my
Speaker 1: I have like a little sitting area in my room,
Speaker 1: and I have two couches, like two chairs, like comfortable chairs.
Speaker 1: One of them is turned on its back and it's
Speaker 1: a heavy chair. So what I did was like, it's
Speaker 1: a When I say heavy, I mean it's like it's
Speaker 1: it takes some effort for you to to actually like
Speaker 1: turn it upside down. I'm thinking maybe there was an earthquake. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what happened. And I'm asking,
Speaker 1: has anyone been in my room. Everyone's saying no, no
Speaker 1: one knows. I tell this to Alicia, you know Alisha,
Speaker 1: and she immediately she immediately breaks out the stage and
Speaker 1: she was like, uh uh hell now ell, She's like, uh,
Speaker 1: there's a ghost in this house. She lights in the
Speaker 1: sage just starts walking around saying prayer all through my room.
Speaker 1: And she got me so paranoid that I started like
Speaker 1: being suspicious, and I was like, is there a ghost
Speaker 1: in there? And I'm having conversations with it because I'm like,
Speaker 1: who who lifted this chair put out his back? I
Speaker 1: didn't find out the next day, sam my assistant, she
Speaker 1: has a dog, and the dog, either a strong person
Speaker 1: or a pit bull can knock that chair over. And
Speaker 1: that's what happened. She said, Oh I saw it. I
Speaker 1: just forgot to go.
Speaker 2: And you know what's so funny is my first thought
Speaker 2: was is man, it was just Alicia. If she brought
Speaker 2: out that stage that fast, I.
Speaker 1: Thought they were doing a bitch.
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, you were in there being like,
Speaker 2: you know what, this is a cute spot for a selfie.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go take a picture. Oh no, Lamb's home.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I knocked over the chair. Shoot he noticed
Speaker 2: ghost sage anything, but she didn't. You're innocent, Alicia. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: She's innocent. She's innocent, and you.
Speaker 2: Had good intentions.
Speaker 1: But she's still guilty of trying to frighten me in
Speaker 1: my own you have to.
Speaker 2: Go that far soone trying to haunt and kill you?
Speaker 1: Who is she frightened your boy like that? I don't
Speaker 1: like to be frightened either.
Speaker 2: I truly I do not watch any scary movies. I
Speaker 2: don't listen to any scary podcasts. Nothing. Why why do it?
Speaker 2: Some people love it, though. I remember someone being like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I go home and like all the weekends I watch
Speaker 2: like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It's so fun to me, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I do? I do?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I do. I do enjoy a good scary film, do
Speaker 1: you really? Yeah? Yeah, Halloween, those are my favorites. No way, Well,
Speaker 1: here's why I like horror films. Here's why I like
Speaker 1: horror films. I like horror films because you can learn
Speaker 1: from the mistakes of the white characters in the films. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like the black characters do logical stuff like don't
Speaker 1: get cast in those movies.
Speaker 2: Or like get killed first.
Speaker 1: Get you either, like I don't want to survive the
Speaker 1: whole night and then die at the end, Just kill me,
Speaker 1: get it out of the way. I don't want all
Speaker 1: the terror and the fright. So black people we know
Speaker 1: how to die in early. We either know how to
Speaker 1: not be in those movies, die early, or we know
Speaker 1: how to run the hell away from the killer. When
Speaker 1: you watch a scary movie, and you see all of
Speaker 1: the pitfalls that these characters get themselves into. I take
Speaker 1: that to real life, you understand, in case Michael Myers
Speaker 1: comes in my house.
Speaker 2: What I get scared now? And this is a problem
Speaker 2: with being like in this industry too much. It's not
Speaker 2: the movie now that scares me. What happens is when
Speaker 2: I watch it, my brain goes, there was a guy.
Speaker 2: It's always a guy. There was a guy somewhere sitting
Speaker 2: in burbank thinking about these things and writing this and
Speaker 2: then bringing it to life. And that creeps me out
Speaker 2: more than anything. The idea that somebody was sitting there
Speaker 2: writing this like horrifying, like came up with it. It's
Speaker 2: always new, more demented and weird, and there's somebody doing that.
Speaker 2: That's what I don't like to be like, that's real.
Speaker 2: The movie's not real, but those thoughts are real in
Speaker 2: your brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah take that, Darren bosemant scary thoughts.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's a pass, all right. We got to
Speaker 2: dive in because we're a sister Act two.
Speaker 1: That's right, sister actor. You know episode, If Whoopy Goilberg
Speaker 1: would have popped up in this.
Speaker 2: Episode, come on, it would have been so great.
Speaker 1: L Lauren Hill. Hell yeah, but this is Sister too,
Speaker 1: Sister too. Yeah, this is a fun one. Uh. Directed
Speaker 1: by Bill Purple, of course, the great Bill Ryan Cohen
Speaker 1: Love Roquet two of us.
Speaker 2: Bill Purple, for those of you don't know, was our
Speaker 2: first ad. He was our first assistant director for many many, many,
Speaker 2: many many years on New Girl, and then yeah, I
Speaker 2: got a chance of directing. This is his episode Love
Speaker 2: You Bill.
Speaker 1: He directs a lot of stuff, guys. Okay, so shall
Speaker 1: we dive in? All right? In this episode, Abby announces
Speaker 1: she's making the loft her permanent home, which means Nick,
Speaker 1: who famously cannot tell the lie, has to take care
Speaker 1: of her while Jess looks for a new place for Abby. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Winston you know, sex Machine, is anxious about checking the
Speaker 1: results of his lapd entrance exam, so to distract himself,
Speaker 1: he books Coach as his personal trainer for the day.
Speaker 1: To make things even more awkward for everyone, Abby and
Speaker 1: Schmid have started doing nasty stuff to each other. I'm
Speaker 1: talking melted chocolate ropes, bondage apples. Minu's actually sounds pretty
Speaker 1: good and maybe even just as glasses.
Speaker 2: It just makes me hungry. Listen to it. I know
Speaker 2: I like apples, all right, ok twenty twenty vision. I
Speaker 2: don't know what the problem is here.
Speaker 1: Nothing like Bondage on Ice.
Speaker 2: That was like an ice Capitch, we're a sex.
Speaker 1: The Crypto Center Bondage on Ice featuring all your favorite
Speaker 1: BDSM characters.
Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, we're doing great, you guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, okay, all right, okay, so let's go
Speaker 1: to a quick break and when we come back, we'll die,
Speaker 1: right it.
Speaker 3: Okay in Bondage.
Speaker 2: Laughing today for no reason because you know what it is.
Speaker 2: We run out of things. Yes, and at some point
Speaker 2: it's possible, oh yeah, that someone's going to be like,
Speaker 2: oh I think I got a money making idea.
Speaker 1: That gimp just did a triple sow cow.
Speaker 2: It's just like the coldest environment where everybody's gonna be
Speaker 2: like it's gonna dressing leather. Maybe they will be freezing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what it looks like. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, oh gosh, okay, let's get into the episode.
Speaker 2: Don't get distracted.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we start the episode off of sky Knife.
Speaker 1: You have replace sky Knife it?
Speaker 2: Did you know what it looked like? It looked like,
Speaker 2: you know, the water bottle thing that everybody was doing
Speaker 2: to toss it to see if it can get upright.
Speaker 2: It's just that with knives, like just a flip, you
Speaker 2: gotta get the flip right. It's a bit more dangerous,
Speaker 2: a little more dangerous for sure, But if you have
Speaker 2: a designated area and you're throwing it far enough, you
Speaker 2: just can't be As they then discover in this moment
Speaker 2: in the scene in the drop zone, the drop zone
Speaker 2: needs to be clear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's time we start this episode. A knife
Speaker 1: is falling from the ceiling as just comes in and
Speaker 1: you know she's about to She's about to bite the
Speaker 1: big one until Nick, like a hero that he is,
Speaker 1: dives and he tackles her, saving her life. Now the boys,
Speaker 1: Uh just tells the boys that Abby, she's just causing
Speaker 1: chaos and it's only been one week. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's true to uh, you know, not everyone, but you've
Speaker 1: ever had a visitor that just you know, you can
Speaker 1: see it, you can see it before it happens, and
Speaker 1: then when they get there, you're like I told you,
Speaker 1: and then it's happening in real time and I'm talking
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 2: Like this is the person that's coming in and making
Speaker 2: a racket. This is the part that's crazy because I
Speaker 2: can relate to Jess so much and maybe it's just
Speaker 2: like that. I don't know what it is, like some
Speaker 2: people are just built that way where everybody else can
Speaker 2: seem to have a good time with the situation. Like
Speaker 2: Abby's not bumping the boys, they're just like, she's fine, cool,
Speaker 2: don't mind her at all. But it's she just Jess
Speaker 2: can just see that this is not okay. It's making
Speaker 2: things more chaotic, more out of control, and it's just
Speaker 2: not working for her. But it's hard when you see
Speaker 2: it and nobody else sees it. Yeah, Yeah, that's what's
Speaker 2: going on this whole episode. She's just like, I feel
Speaker 2: highly uncomfortable. I can't relax. This woman makes me crazy.
Speaker 2: And the guys are just like, I don't mind cool
Speaker 2: to me. Horrible, dynamic, horrible because now you've got to
Speaker 2: convince people and you're the soul warrior. Oh yes, you're
Speaker 2: on a mission alone, girl.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Let's see what else is happening in this episode.
Speaker 1: Winston Winston is Winston.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. When she walks up Linda Cardelini and
Speaker 2: she was just like, what are you doing looking up
Speaker 2: how to eat a bagel? Here's what I noticed at
Speaker 2: the end of that little interaction between Abby and Winston,
Speaker 2: when he starts to panic because she does that failure
Speaker 2: talk right, and then you like walk out, she eats
Speaker 2: your bagel, And I was like, oh, is that just
Speaker 2: her doing one of her like little mind fuck things,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, ooh, that looks like
Speaker 2: a delicious bagel. I'm going to just hit him where
Speaker 2: it hurts, make him all get tied up and leave,
Speaker 2: and I need his bagel. Like she wasn't actually giving
Speaker 2: him insight what's going on? She was just playing him
Speaker 2: to get a bagel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was scheming the whole time.
Speaker 2: That's right, just because she wanted to.
Speaker 1: She wanted his snack, yeah, which is which is great, It's.
Speaker 2: Kind of fairy good. He fell for it. It was
Speaker 2: so he could have walked away with his bagel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but to be fair, he had to go to
Speaker 1: a sandwich meeting. So according to him, so he so
Speaker 1: he had he had other other he had bred in
Speaker 1: other places.
Speaker 2: Taking his carbs and roads.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm still trying to forget what was
Speaker 1: happening in this moment while Nick had pantyhose over his
Speaker 1: head practicing robbing a bank.
Speaker 2: What's that movie? It's from a famous Pacino movie. I
Speaker 2: feel like that moment, I felt like he was doing
Speaker 2: a reenactment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I haven't this misconception.
Speaker 2: About somebody a fan show me cut aside by side
Speaker 2: of like that moment, and it's isn't it like an
Speaker 2: old Pacino movie where he's got like the pantyhose over
Speaker 2: his head or de Niro movie and it's exactly that.
Speaker 1: And you're falling around. You're falling victim to what the
Speaker 1: rest of the world is falling victim to? Everyone they
Speaker 1: asked me this question often because everyone thinks I am
Speaker 1: a Pacino specialist. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't point Is it in point break when they
Speaker 2: just shove the panios over their head?
Speaker 1: It could be point break, because that's not pos not
Speaker 1: in Point break, though.
Speaker 2: I know. I'm just trying to go out and go
Speaker 2: through all the bank robber movies now iconic bank robber movies.
Speaker 1: John Q, is it, Pepe?
Speaker 2: What's happening all right? Anyway? It's very funny, but I
Speaker 2: feel like it's he's doing like an homage to someone,
Speaker 2: Like he's like, you know, living out a little moment
Speaker 2: from a favorite movie. But while he gets caught.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dir, why they gotta be dirty?
Speaker 2: That was the thing, right when She's like, I hope
Speaker 2: those are clean, and he's like enough and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: what's really happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But while he's while this is happening, you know,
Speaker 1: just comes in and and needs his help. She's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I need you to help me figure out what to
Speaker 1: do it app but he doesn't want to get in
Speaker 1: the middle of it. They get distracted because Winston comes
Speaker 1: in because he's trying to distract himself. I don't know,
Speaker 1: this is so this it's such a silly running gag
Speaker 1: that he just doesn't want to check his scores, which
Speaker 1: I thought was odd, but they played it through the
Speaker 1: entire episode. So he's trying to procrastinate and yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a and then he shoots that message over to coach
Speaker 1: as well, and we'll get to that point later.
Speaker 2: I feel like, are you like that at all? Because
Speaker 2: I'm like that if I know, like I'm waiting on news.
Speaker 2: And then it's like the text come through the email
Speaker 2: comes through with the results of it or the answer
Speaker 2: to it. I like, all of a sudden, well stall.
Speaker 2: If it's something I'm really hopeful for, I'll stall. I'll
Speaker 2: do everything I can to not look at it. I'll
Speaker 2: like put my phone away for the day, and then
Speaker 2: go finally at the end of the night go to
Speaker 2: check it. I don't know what it is. Sometimes I
Speaker 2: just i'd rather if I really want something or I'm
Speaker 2: hopeful for something, there's a moment where it still exists
Speaker 2: in the waiting, I guess, and then the moment you
Speaker 2: out it's either disappointing and you have to deal with
Speaker 2: that or exciting because it happened, and I don't like
Speaker 2: to rush it.
Speaker 1: So no, not me. I'm like, check it immediately.
Speaker 2: Need now.
Speaker 1: He had to get it out of the way, you know.
Speaker 1: Especially let me tell you something. You ever go get
Speaker 1: one of those checkups from your doctor and then they say, oh, man,
Speaker 1: this don't look good. You know, we ran your blood
Speaker 1: and uh, I don't know. And then you come back
Speaker 1: and you get the results back and they wait the doctor.
Speaker 1: The doctor will call you and go listen the morning, so,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, got your results back and uh, well, well
Speaker 1: all good. You're all good negative like, oh shit, I'm
Speaker 1: not dying.
Speaker 2: Nope, I really don't. I don't appreciate that the weird like, hey,
Speaker 2: how you doing so all right? So you know how
Speaker 2: we took that. We're like, we know we're here. I've
Speaker 2: been anxious waiting for you to just say, open with it.
Speaker 2: I don't need the format.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's part of the doctor handbook anyway.
Speaker 2: This is where I relate, not only with puzzles and cats,
Speaker 2: but with the procrastinating on finding out news. This is
Speaker 2: my Winston coming out for sure, so I could relate
Speaker 2: to this very daily, very deeply. I also love the
Speaker 2: fact that like Nick just can't lie and he's trying
Speaker 2: to be like on board and be a good boyfriend,
Speaker 2: but like, this is the worst job. And I will
Speaker 2: say I feel like Jess kind of set him up
Speaker 2: for to fail. She knows him, she knows he's not
Speaker 2: the guy. Don't give him that responsibility. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not his strong suit.
Speaker 1: Don't what you thought? So I thought the whole time,
Speaker 1: I was like, is she dumb? Why would she do that?
Speaker 1: If she's really trying to accomplish something, don't don't don't
Speaker 1: do that? Worst person get nicknames for him. Sweatback, that
Speaker 1: is what that is. Upon saying sweatback, that was his nickname.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like the Maya Angelou things. Right, So someone
Speaker 2: shows you who they are, believe them. Nick has shown
Speaker 2: you with his sweaty.
Speaker 1: Back is I'm just gonna call him sweaty back.
Speaker 2: Sweat it is that because he would sweat. That was
Speaker 2: that whole thing. Because I remember Joey Purla from Wardrobe
Speaker 2: having to come out with a spray bottle and Jake
Speaker 2: Johnson having to like.
Speaker 1: But you're missing You're missing what I'm saying here, Hannah,
Speaker 1: sweat back.
Speaker 4: I just thought the.
Speaker 2: Problem was that written.
Speaker 1: I just thought about it.
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think it was that like
Speaker 2: that was like the literal thing. But I don't think
Speaker 2: that was the nickname.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that. I think that was the nickname.
Speaker 1: I think it's a.
Speaker 2: Descript Oh gosh, someone on read it, help us.
Speaker 1: I think that's a descript what as upon saying it
Speaker 1: out loud, I'm going that's the script. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I think it was like your bat, you get a
Speaker 2: sweaty back. But I don't think they ever call him
Speaker 2: the thing.
Speaker 1: Oh I hope not.
Speaker 2: I don't think somebody had to catch that because that
Speaker 2: would beat not's okay.
Speaker 1: Well, no one's. No one said anything over the years,
Speaker 1: like fans or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's why I think it was like a description,
Speaker 2: but not like a name calling. Anyway. Back to Winston's
Speaker 2: pizza body, what are.
Speaker 1: You talking about?
Speaker 2: That's what he says. I'm here with his pizza body.
Speaker 1: Pizza.
Speaker 2: I know exactly what caused the situation. Also, wow, like wow, Winston, Yeah, wow,
Speaker 2: you couldn't read the room. Coach is like figuring it out,
Speaker 2: having a great time.
Speaker 1: Well, here's what coach is doing. No, no, no, because
Speaker 1: I'm not not getting the past because that's not what
Speaker 1: you do. I know she was into it, but that's
Speaker 1: not what you do. You don't. You don't abuse that job,
Speaker 1: that title as personal trainer. If your job is to
Speaker 1: stretch people out, you don't take advantage and then just
Speaker 1: you know, go and stretch him out.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was taking good She seemed to
Speaker 2: be like this seemed to be a very consensual flirt
Speaker 2: in the job. What was weird at the end though,
Speaker 2: when she's just like fine, I'm a to go get
Speaker 2: like Jimmy the trainer to take me for a year,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you just have a trainer thing, like, is.
Speaker 1: This what's going on with you?
Speaker 2: Girl? Are you okay?
Speaker 1: Control something?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I honestly I did laugh out loud,
Speaker 2: and it was so great when I don't know how
Speaker 2: they did it. I don't know if they sped it
Speaker 2: up or if you really are that quick. But when
Speaker 2: your feet just popped into frame, it was so fast.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's not humanly possible to like throw your
Speaker 2: feet up that fast.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, not my feet, No way, my feet. I
Speaker 1: think we shot that on separate sides, got it?
Speaker 2: Got it? That kind of makes sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not. It was so fast.
Speaker 1: But you see how you how why the legs got
Speaker 1: my legs stretch? My legs stretch like.
Speaker 2: I need stunts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 2: My flexibility is not at this level.
Speaker 1: Oh no, especially back then.
Speaker 4: M M.
Speaker 1: That was all muscle.
Speaker 2: Because wait a second here it says in our notes
Speaker 2: Winston says that here's your he's there to train to
Speaker 2: get rid of his pizza baby. I heard it as
Speaker 2: pizza body.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know why I corrected you just now,
Speaker 1: but you didn't listen. You wanted to hear what you
Speaker 1: wanted to It's pizza baby, it's pizza bait.
Speaker 2: I got to rewatch on the rewatch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because pizza body. It's literally just his belly. So
Speaker 1: he's rocking it like a baby. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I guess I can hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he had these there's not pizza about that,
Speaker 1: you know, different muscles on top of muscles. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Eddie, Eddie. As we see coach is you know,
Speaker 1: he's pretty much trying to well, Whinston's trying to be
Speaker 1: distracted by being trained by coach doing a tandem train,
Speaker 1: but Winston's kind of hogging all the attention and she
Speaker 1: gets upset, like you say, and she goes away. Coach
Speaker 1: then decides, you know what, this is getting ridiculous, this
Speaker 1: is out of hand. You're gonna check the score.
Speaker 2: You're gonna because he knows from a mile away what
Speaker 2: Winston's trying to do, which is also kind of refreshing
Speaker 2: that he's like, I wonder why he's just like stop it.
Speaker 2: I know you well enough, you're dodging, you're doing diving.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, but then let's go let's go over
Speaker 1: to Nick for a second. Abbey at the Nick obviously
Speaker 1: agrees to take on this task of babysitting Abbey, and
Speaker 1: they go to the car museum, which.
Speaker 2: It's the Peterson Car Museum where we had our Prince
Speaker 2: rap party.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yes, I know.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about that because I was like, huh
Speaker 2: that we did that rap party. We did that rap
Speaker 2: party at that I'm trying to think, no at the
Speaker 2: after that episode. No, wouldn't it be at the end
Speaker 2: of our season. So I was like, we obviously used
Speaker 2: it as a location in this episode, right, and then
Speaker 2: we're like.
Speaker 1: Huh, guess what great place for a party?
Speaker 2: Great place for our party? I will say I probably
Speaker 2: go to the Peterson once. I love the Peterson Car
Speaker 2: Museum really, I love it.
Speaker 1: Are the new old cars there that you haven't seen?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, they do a whole They have a whole
Speaker 2: way Mo exhibit there right now where you can like
Speaker 2: simulate being in one of those driverless cars. It's really interesting.
Speaker 2: They have a whole vault downstairs that changes with people's
Speaker 2: personal private collections of cars. Interesting. Yeah, it's super interesting. Also,
Speaker 2: like prototypes of like really cool like invented cars with
Speaker 2: like I don't know, all sorts of different things on
Speaker 2: it that like never actually went into production. There's only
Speaker 2: one offs of them. It's fun. I never knew that
Speaker 2: they have a whole lowrider exhibit right now with the
Speaker 2: coolest lowriders from like all over. It's phenomenal. It's a
Speaker 2: really fun day.
Speaker 1: When you first moved to California and you dated a crip.
Speaker 2: No, I have never, but I feel like this exhibit
Speaker 2: bit is one of the best that's probably ever been
Speaker 2: put on in the world. It's been there for about
Speaker 2: eight months because it's done so well, maybe even longer.
Speaker 2: So at some point they're probably gonna yank it. So
Speaker 2: the Peterson Man and we get a tiny glimpse of
Speaker 2: it in this episode of this Museum. It's right across
Speaker 2: from the Lacma, so it's kind of fun to go
Speaker 2: to the Lakma see some art and then hop over
Speaker 2: and see all the cars and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh, very very nice culcha art and cars two things
Speaker 1: I do not care about.
Speaker 2: That's also not true. It's so not true. You always
Speaker 2: have You've always had the nicest cars of anyone on
Speaker 2: this cast. You always had the best cars I.
Speaker 1: Do like cars.
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 1: What am I talking about?
Speaker 2: All right? So here she is by the way, because
Speaker 2: I've gone to this museum many times. Just as like
Speaker 2: a person going to the museum watching Linda Cardelini jump
Speaker 2: up on a car. When the actress goes like, we
Speaker 2: should have tasers, I was like, yeah you should. That's
Speaker 2: not okay. She can't jump up on the card scratch it. Ooh,
Speaker 2: what's that?
Speaker 1: I have cars everywhere. I'm just saying, this is what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You should go to the Peterson today.
Speaker 1: I don't trust people named Peterson.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, mister Peterson.
Speaker 1: Oh you know so interesting about the the the woman
Speaker 1: who worked there, Yeah, the car museum, the car museum.
Speaker 1: Her name is Gwen van dam She's so funny, and
Speaker 1: she passed away December nineteenth, if last year, this past
Speaker 1: this past December nineteenth, So God bless you, Gwen van Damn.
Speaker 2: You were so funny in this episode. I will say
Speaker 2: I didn't know where that was going. I was hoping
Speaker 2: it wasn't going the direction it did. I thought you
Speaker 2: were going to say, that is Jean's mom.
Speaker 1: No, not John, there was Jean's mom.
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, that's cool. She got her moment. That's cool.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah, she was great. She was great.
Speaker 2: She was great in that episode. Also, what a funny
Speaker 2: moment for to be like, I love crazy crazy women
Speaker 2: are my hurt locker. One of my favorite lines. I
Speaker 2: was like, that's so smart, and he's like, I got it,
Speaker 2: and then the confidence with which he thinks he got it,
Speaker 2: and then she can see, oh great, perfect, You're gonna
Speaker 2: be the way I'm gonna I'm gonna screw Jess over
Speaker 2: because you're that dumb that you think I'm gonna just
Speaker 2: like go for a taco. I love that little like
Speaker 2: out foxing. That was like another theme in this episode
Speaker 2: when you know Nick is like I got out foxed. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: with a reverse psychology moment. And then this happens again
Speaker 2: with the sister, which I kind of love too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you I mean, this is a question
Speaker 1: I guess for the fans if when Schmid showed up,
Speaker 1: did you see it going in this direction? Did you see?
Speaker 1: I mean, we all know how the episode ends. They
Speaker 1: are doing nasty stuff to each other.
Speaker 2: She has a fond moscato vibe like she does. He
Speaker 2: does like very strong alpha women that are crazy, so
Speaker 2: as you gets to know Abby and then that happens
Speaker 2: you kind of go like a kind of that's definitely
Speaker 2: Schmid's wheelhouse for a woman. That makes sense. I believe
Speaker 2: that that that's genuine on his part, just going for
Speaker 2: an insane woman with a tendency for violence. Yes, and control.
Speaker 2: Remember the boss like the news with too Like that
Speaker 2: just seems to be his type. So it's perfectly on
Speaker 2: brand for Schmidt.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely good. And then also yes, he he's
Speaker 1: pretty bossy.
Speaker 2: I mean season's pretty bossy. Yeah, she doesn't take shit.
Speaker 2: He likes all of that. He likes being put in
Speaker 2: his place. Speaking of CC, she is with Jess looking
Speaker 2: at an apartment on the Sly and Man, it was
Speaker 2: so like looking at the apartment they were looking at,
Speaker 2: I was like, that just looks like my first apartment
Speaker 2: when I moved to lah Where was Where.
Speaker 1: Was your first place?
Speaker 2: Classic apartment? I lived for many, many years, you know
Speaker 2: this on sweetser. I lived on sweet Well, the first
Speaker 2: place I ever moved in. I lived on the first
Speaker 2: floor of a woman's.
Speaker 1: House, A strange woman's house, A.
Speaker 2: Strange woman's house. I lived on the first floor of
Speaker 2: her house.
Speaker 1: Did she have I.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I do remember it being very strange.
Speaker 2: It never felt quite comfortable. And then I got my
Speaker 2: first apartment after a year and it was yeah, and
Speaker 2: it was down on Sweetser and uh sweets her in
Speaker 2: third and I love that apartment. I was there forever.
Speaker 2: But it was a really tiny little apartment that had
Speaker 2: a it's a fun little story. It had a giant billboard,
Speaker 2: like digital billboard right outside, and I was always like,
Speaker 2: you know, I moved to LA, couldn't get any jobs,
Speaker 2: and just like this blasting of digital light would kind
Speaker 2: of come through the window, and I just felt like
Speaker 2: it was in some sort of weird David Lynch movie.
Speaker 2: I was like, this feels weird and crol because all
Speaker 2: I want to do is act, and I keep seeing
Speaker 2: these pictures like it in I'm trying to watch TV
Speaker 2: and figure out my life and I will never ever
Speaker 2: forget in twenty eleven, sitting on my couch and my
Speaker 2: entire apartment was bathed in yellow from the New Girl billboard.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And that was a really weird moment where
Speaker 2: it didn't feel real. That's dope, that's cool anyway I
Speaker 2: thought about it. I haven't thought about that in a
Speaker 2: long time, but I remembered it watching Ceci and Jesco
Speaker 2: look at this little apartment, you know, in La and
Speaker 2: you ask all the questions you do if you're gonna
Speaker 2: have a girl live there by yourself, Like who else
Speaker 2: lives in this building? And what's around here? And how
Speaker 2: safe is it? Any murderers going lightly? Yeah, murders and creeps?
Speaker 2: Could we just like got a little checklist here, and
Speaker 2: he's like gay veterans and she was like, guess sold.
Speaker 2: The other line that cracked me up so much is
Speaker 2: like the only red flag she saw right was sold.
Speaker 2: And I wrote it down because it made me laugh.
Speaker 2: It's like there's a Russian grocer and Abby's got a
Speaker 2: bit of a thing for ethnic white people. I don't
Speaker 2: know why that made me laugh, just thought of them
Speaker 2: in the writer's.
Speaker 1: Room being like this ethnic white.
Speaker 2: The genius of New Girls, sometimes saying things that I've
Speaker 2: never heard before, catching you off garden, making white people
Speaker 2: before never also just like as a thing that would
Speaker 2: enrage a white woman. Yes, it is the funniest part
Speaker 2: of it, like a Russian grocer.
Speaker 1: Off nowadays white women hate white people.
Speaker 2: Alter it on its head, Oh my gosh, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: So oh, now Coach and Winston are at the cafe
Speaker 2: right because he found out he failed. Yeah, but this
Speaker 2: is the part that, Hm, this is the dumbest I swear.
Speaker 2: When I watched this scene, I was like, is Winston okay?
Speaker 2: I thought we'd figured out Winston and in this scene,
Speaker 2: I'm like, they're still trying to figure out Winston. What
Speaker 2: does Winston say?
Speaker 1: He it's not okay, are you talking? Which part are
Speaker 1: you talking about? At the wait? Wait, which part are
Speaker 1: you talking about? He said that women shouldn't handle money.
Speaker 1: What he's doing.
Speaker 2: He says the things that I'm like, okay, he says,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, it's just me because he's like,
Speaker 2: I hate standing up, i hate standing up, I'm bad
Speaker 2: with numbers. I'm like, okay, it's this cute.
Speaker 1: And then he says, and with the bottom of my heart,
Speaker 1: I really woman shouldn't be able to handle money.
Speaker 2: So the fact that the cafe owner just goes doesn't
Speaker 2: like dismiss him right there, and he's like, okay, we'll
Speaker 2: just keep going. And I was like, that's you should
Speaker 2: not hire Winston. Did you just not hear what he said?
Speaker 2: He's just like an openly sexist dude. At this point,
Speaker 2: what's happenings panicking and saying words.
Speaker 1: That's also he's panicking and just saying words. That's one
Speaker 1: hundred percent what he's doing. I do believe that was
Speaker 1: a written joke from from love. It was in an
Speaker 1: alt pack, I want to say, and I was selling
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff, but I think that one ended
Speaker 1: up sticking.
Speaker 2: The delivery is so funny because it truly felt like
Speaker 2: a confession from a lunatics from somebody like left his
Speaker 2: body at that point. And now something's taken over and
Speaker 2: he doesn't know what's happening, and the way Damon's back
Speaker 2: is reacting happening, oh man.
Speaker 1: But it's Upon further review, the interviewer notices that one,
Speaker 1: this is going poorly, but two he didn't even fill
Speaker 1: out the other side of the application.
Speaker 2: But then this response from Winston, he just got sick.
Speaker 1: I didn't fail. I'm just careless, you bitch crazy? Why
Speaker 1: did he apologies? He apologized afterwards, Hey, let's go to
Speaker 1: a quick break and when we come back, we will
Speaker 1: dive back into.
Speaker 4: A bunch of foolishness with a bunch of stupid people, and.
Speaker 1: We are back, We're back. They're at dinner. I think
Speaker 1: it's already established now at this point that Abby and
Speaker 1: Schmidt are doing it. They're doing the bondage stuff. They're
Speaker 1: doing the nasty stuff, the chocolate, the apples, all the
Speaker 1: all of the things. So now they're at the house
Speaker 1: at the loft I should say, across the hall, and
Speaker 1: they're having a dinner. Jess is thinking, you know, this
Speaker 1: is about to be the moment where I come out
Speaker 1: and we proposed this.
Speaker 2: Idea to her and thought the plan has gone great.
Speaker 2: It's just Nick, Abby and Jess at dinner. She's written
Speaker 2: him some lines. She's found the apartment. She's gonna plant
Speaker 2: the seed because Nick has not told her all the
Speaker 2: stuff that has happened that day. So she's like, this
Speaker 2: is great. Until Schmidt walks in and sits down and
Speaker 2: starts what Abby starts giving him The special? Is that
Speaker 2: what it's called?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The Special? I was like, Oh, and the way Max
Speaker 2: just loses vision in the biggest wide eyed stare and
Speaker 2: grits his teeth is one of the I caught me
Speaker 2: so off guard and I started laughing so hard. I
Speaker 2: was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Perfect, perfect acting.
Speaker 1: I love when he said I've probably cut even a
Speaker 1: little fastward than the scene, but I love what he says,
Speaker 1: don't look at me, deliy or look directly at me.
Speaker 2: And Nick does. He makes it twice, crying out him
Speaker 2: and I'm like, this is truly the love affair of
Speaker 2: the show. My lord, Oh my god, my lord. So
Speaker 2: then there's just like a big crack that kind of
Speaker 2: happens and just cracks wide open and goes into full
Speaker 2: radical honesty. She just kind of like lays it all
Speaker 2: out there, kind of tears into her sister, says, I
Speaker 2: cannot have you living here right. I do want to
Speaker 2: fix you, that is what I'm trying to do. And
Speaker 2: she just kind of fully unloads on her sister. And
Speaker 2: it's actually kind of like quite cathartic and therapeutic to
Speaker 2: like watch this scene between the sisters, except for Jess
Speaker 2: doesn't realize she's about to get played hard because the
Speaker 2: sister has been one step ahead the entire time. Oh
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. And so Abby says, no problem, I'll move
Speaker 2: out totally great and just thinks she's got the win.
Speaker 2: But she does not, No, she does not, because Schmidt
Speaker 2: goes she says, I'm gonna go go move in with Schmidt.
Speaker 2: He almost like gets whiplash. What and then and she's like,
Speaker 2: we'll have sex all the time, and he's like, done,
Speaker 2: perfect roommate, let's go gosh.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's because I'm so experienced in
Speaker 1: life and I've been around the block, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm a well traveled man. That wouldn't entice
Speaker 1: me all the time. I'd be like yeah, and what else.
Speaker 2: The funniest thing is the role play too, to be
Speaker 2: like Schmid's gonna be Jess and Abby will be nick.
Speaker 2: I can see it. That's the problem. I can see
Speaker 2: that that would be a thing for him, that he'd
Speaker 2: be like, this is great, this works for me. That's
Speaker 2: what gets me just stands God, yeah, that's gross. Gross.
Speaker 2: Now we're at the police station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Winston in coach. They're sitting down with the officer there.
Speaker 2: But this is also the stupidest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: It's so dumb, so dumb. He's like, hey, listen, I
Speaker 1: forgot to fill out the other half the backside of
Speaker 1: the police application. And he informs them that the application
Speaker 1: is entirely administered on a computer. There is no backside,
Speaker 1: which wins wouldn't know because he did it.
Speaker 2: Did the exam.
Speaker 1: That boy yet dumb.
Speaker 2: He just straight and failed. That's all that happened there.
Speaker 1: That's wild to me. Anyway, Winston's having a moment. He's
Speaker 1: having a bit of a freak out moment. And then
Speaker 1: coach tells Winston, hey, man, listen, he hit right bottom, bro,
Speaker 1: But that's the words it's going to get. And then
Speaker 1: he Winston marches back up to the officer and tells
Speaker 1: him how it's been his dream to be a police officer,
Speaker 1: which I don't think is accurate because he his dream
Speaker 1: was to be a basketball player. It might have been
Speaker 1: a more recent dream, but you know. And that he says,
Speaker 1: no one's going to get in his way. I want
Speaker 1: to take this test again, and he tells another one
Speaker 1: coming up soon. Then Winsday halts immediately. It says, hold on, man,
Speaker 1: what part of my what part of my test score?
Speaker 1: Let you know I'll be ready that suit.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like there's one tomorrow at seven am. Part
Speaker 2: of my desk makes you think of it? Ready to
Speaker 2: take this test in twelve hours. But then he's like,
Speaker 2: I'll be there.
Speaker 1: You gotta do it. You gotta do it, you gotta
Speaker 1: show up.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a sweet moment between just and Nick and
Speaker 2: she's like, finally they both kind of tell the truth.
Speaker 2: She says, I'm sorry that my family's totally crazy, and
Speaker 2: Nick then goes like, well, you know my family, they're
Speaker 2: you know, out of control. I've got an uncle. What
Speaker 2: is it say? Is God given name is shifty. Then
Speaker 2: they try to play sky knife and she nearly impales
Speaker 2: herself and dies.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so not for them.
Speaker 2: And then this amazing moment in the elevator between Abby,
Speaker 2: who knows cops quite well yes, and Wins, who discovers
Speaker 2: that there's male prostitute the funniest button in the world prostitutes.
Speaker 2: Like that's his takeaway. I like how sweet he is
Speaker 2: too to be like, well, if I saw something wrong
Speaker 2: going on, cop, I would tell the cops.
Speaker 1: And she's like, what is like, no, Stippy, put you
Speaker 1: on lingerie and put your.
Speaker 2: Next unbelievable, also so scary. Sometimes the show does like
Speaker 2: share things like that where.
Speaker 1: I'm like, maybe I shouldn't screw up truly.
Speaker 2: I was like, huh, who on our writing staff knew that?
Speaker 2: Like what that's a real thing. I realized how naive
Speaker 2: I can be on certain things.
Speaker 1: Hey, Hanna, let's go to a quick break and we
Speaker 1: come back. I feel like messing around a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's been a dry month.
Speaker 1: And we are back.
Speaker 2: Babe. We jinxed ourselves with the babe.
Speaker 1: Yow me at PEPSI.
Speaker 2: It's so funny watching kids like play jinks. So they'll
Speaker 2: just be like jinks lamar like they say the other
Speaker 2: person's name immediately. Please don't talk to me, Please keep
Speaker 2: playing with me. Take some work you you can talk again.
Speaker 2: I saved you. Oh my gosh, all right, du mes
Speaker 2: uck round. Okay, what's the worst job interview you've ever had?
Speaker 2: What happened? So many?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I had I found a time. I'm going
Speaker 1: to keep it in the entertainment space. I had an
Speaker 1: audition for a show called Mike and Molly to be
Speaker 1: a series regular on the first season on CBS. That's right.
Speaker 1: And I remember prepping, prepping, prepping, and I remember going
Speaker 1: in for this audition and I hadn't like, I hadn't
Speaker 1: like planned. Here's my thing. I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: a lot of faces, a lot of like industry folks,
Speaker 1: or I just never at that time, I never looked
Speaker 1: them up. And I remember the night before saying, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to google these people, the people that
Speaker 1: are in the room right and what they've done, and
Speaker 1: you know what shows they've created. Maybe that would give
Speaker 1: me a better insight on style of performance in the audition.
Speaker 1: And I get there and I look it up. This
Speaker 1: is something I don't do and it's my rule. And
Speaker 1: I go in and here's the reason why I don't
Speaker 1: do that. I walk in and I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: And then sitting in the room with two people casting
Speaker 1: director and Chuck Lury, and I wish I did not
Speaker 1: know what Chuck Lury looked like, because I see his like,
Speaker 1: I know who Chuck Lry. I mean, I once I
Speaker 1: looked it up, I was like, oh, two and a
Speaker 1: half men, this show that show boom boom boom. And
Speaker 1: I freaked out and got nervous. And when I say
Speaker 1: I had such a bad audition that by the time
Speaker 1: I got in to my car, an agent had already
Speaker 1: called and left a voicemail on my phone asking me
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 2: They're like, Laburne game in here. We thinking had a stroke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was like he was, I mean, I did,
Speaker 1: I was saying, I was repeating the words, I was blanking,
Speaker 1: I was black.
Speaker 2: It's weird when you go out of your body and
Speaker 2: you're watching yourself choke and you're just like, what am
Speaker 2: I doing? Stop? Stop this whole thing. But you can't
Speaker 2: stop it now because now you're outside of your body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're a full spin.
Speaker 2: Oh that's brutal. I was going to tell you about
Speaker 2: a bad job interview I had for like working at Starbucks.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you. But the mine's a little mine's sad.
Speaker 2: A little sad. Is that okay? But it's about an audition.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, all right, it's gonna say. I'm just you know,
Speaker 2: people don't trigger warnings.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: It's a sad one. I remember it was for Fast
Speaker 2: and Furious, an audition for Fast and Furio, and it
Speaker 2: was for the girl that was going I don't know
Speaker 2: what number it was, but it was like the girl
Speaker 2: that was going to be basically at the end, like
Speaker 2: the tag of the whole thing. But that means if
Speaker 2: you're that girl in the tag of the whole thing
Speaker 2: in the next Fast and Furious, you're like part of
Speaker 2: the cast if that makes sense. It was like a
Speaker 2: big thing. But for this movie, you're just gonna be
Speaker 2: right at the end with Vin, I think, and then
Speaker 2: like you're gonna go into the series I Love Fast
Speaker 2: and Furious. So I was like, okay, great, so and
Speaker 2: they're like, yep, you know, Hannah's perfect. She's like, she's
Speaker 2: got all the things we need. This is great. Have
Speaker 2: her come in and do the thing. And there's not
Speaker 2: really tiny audition, not much to say because you're in
Speaker 2: this one tiny scene. So great, So I go in
Speaker 2: to do it. As I am walking down the hall, right,
Speaker 2: I get a phone call and my grandma had died.
Speaker 2: Oh no, And it was out of the blue. And
Speaker 2: I loved her so much, my Grandma Mary. And I
Speaker 2: was like, and then they're like ready for you. And
Speaker 2: I walked in and I just she just had this
Speaker 2: amazing life and I loved her so much, and I
Speaker 2: hadn't seen her in a little bit and I was in,
Speaker 2: you know, and they were talking to me. But you know,
Speaker 2: usually you go in, you're like, Hi, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's excited to be here. And you got a funny
Speaker 2: story you share, you know, that's part of your audition.
Speaker 2: It's also just you being you going in and being
Speaker 2: able to turn it on, and you know, like there's
Speaker 2: a moe of shock before you can grieve when you
Speaker 2: lose somebody. And I was just in that shock moment,
Speaker 2: and so then I came out, and I think they
Speaker 2: were just like, man, she's very serious, a very.
Speaker 1: Serious woman, fast and serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. And I remember getting in the car knowing
Speaker 2: just like you just said, and I was just like, wow,
Speaker 2: that's not happening. But I was like, man, it's such
Speaker 2: a weird thing in these auditions where you feel that
Speaker 2: kind of level of pressure, but real life also happens
Speaker 2: that you can't walk in to be like, hey, I
Speaker 2: just found out this news and I'm still a human being.
Speaker 2: Can I got back to I just want to take
Speaker 2: a second. And I didn't, you know, I didn't have
Speaker 2: that confidence within myself to be able to like explain
Speaker 2: it or say it, because there's this weird thing in
Speaker 2: our industry where you're just supposed to always be able
Speaker 2: to turn it on, yeah, and it's it's not always possible,
Speaker 2: and in that moment, it was impossible for me. And
Speaker 2: I definitely just like choked the entire audition, but not
Speaker 2: that I was like so emotional. I was just like
Speaker 2: fully out of my body, going like, oh gosh, we
Speaker 2: just like I lost one of my favorite people. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was weird.
Speaker 1: If anyone you should have told him, because if anybody
Speaker 1: understands family, come on.
Speaker 2: Now, you're right. Anyway, it all worked out for a
Speaker 2: Gal Gado, So it was okay, Gal got the role.
Speaker 2: You could have been wader woman. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: What can I tell you? Different plans? Gal Gadot got
Speaker 2: that rolling fast and furious. You could, man, Gal throw
Speaker 2: me about and put me in something, no idea? All right,
Speaker 2: all right? Ever had to kick out a family member
Speaker 2: for staying too long at your place? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I have family that loves to come and be like
Speaker 2: I'm here for like a month, and I never kicked
Speaker 2: them out. I'm so happy to have my family around me.
Speaker 2: I'm like obsessed with my family. I have a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah me, No, I've never had to do that. I
Speaker 1: like my family being around.
Speaker 2: Yeah me too, Like stay longer, don't go, please stay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I get to be a baby, a baby cool cool
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Never, never, It's never been I mean I've had
Speaker 1: and I don't even say friends or anything like that either.
Speaker 1: I just people stay from time to time, and you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's all good. I'm never home.
Speaker 2: So somebody's here. Because somebody's here checking the locks and
Speaker 2: flushing the toilets.
Speaker 1: Great, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2: Have you ever tried to set up a sibling with
Speaker 2: a friend of yours?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, hell no, keep that. Keep that shit out
Speaker 1: of my family. My friends are gross.
Speaker 2: I remember a very dear friend of mine. I won't
Speaker 2: say his name, but you know him. And he was
Speaker 2: doing really well at the company at a company he
Speaker 2: was working in, rising up the ranks. It's a you know,
Speaker 2: a very big, fancy company, lots of billions of dollars
Speaker 2: in it, and he was rising up the ranks. He
Speaker 2: was doing great in this company. And then the boss,
Speaker 2: like the owner of this company, has a little sister,
Speaker 2: and he met her at some like big party that
Speaker 2: they had for the company, and he was dating her.
Speaker 2: He decided to start dating her, and I remember saying
Speaker 2: to my friend, was like, you better marry her. That's
Speaker 2: your only choice now, man, you better marry this girl,
Speaker 2: and you better be the best husband in the entire world.
Speaker 2: They sure love and he married her and they have kids,
Speaker 2: and it's like really beautiful and he's all in with
Speaker 2: the family. But it was one of those moments where
Speaker 2: you're just like, you're dating the sibling of your boss, Like,
Speaker 2: this is not a place you get to make mistakes.
Speaker 2: And I've known you too long. You can make some mistake.
Speaker 1: I know this person you do.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you later. But it was just such a
Speaker 2: funny moment where I was like, you better get it together.
Speaker 2: And we all were kind of watching, you know, like
Speaker 2: all our friends just watching him, like she'd always come around,
Speaker 2: and she was so nice and gorgeous, and I was
Speaker 2: just like, this is like on so many levels, like
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Speaker 1: Our executive produce ucer is Joel Monique. Our senior producer
Speaker 1: is Abu Zafar Bei Wang provided engineering and editing services.
Speaker 2: Additional production from Daniel Goodman, Wendy Heisler, and Kyle Shevron.
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