1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,280 Speaker 1: Bug them up. Hold on tight, we got it for you. 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: Here it is this show Mary. Let us thank you. 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: Nephew all right, subject a piece of man or note 4 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: man at all. Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a divorced 5 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,959 Speaker 1: fifty nine year old woman and I started dating a 6 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: sixty seven year old sexy gentleman in December. Our relationship 7 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 1: is great. We had lots of fun together and he 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: keeps me smiling. I followed Uncle Steve's rules for dating 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: and almost made it to ninety days. But on that 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: eighty seventh day we decided it was time to get busy. 11 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: He told me he couldn't take it any longer and 12 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: he had to have me. I was more than ready 13 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: willing and able for our big night together. So there 14 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: I was lying across the bed, smelling good, lying across 15 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: his bed, smelling good in a soft pink neglige when 16 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 1: he walked in. He came in and sat at the 17 00:00:57,560 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: foot of the bed and started getting undressed. Stephen Shirley, 18 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: you are not going to believe this. This man took 19 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: off his pants and then he took off one of 20 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: his legs. I inched over toward the middle of the 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: bed as if I was in the room with a monster. 22 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,479 Speaker 1: Then he slid up to the top of the bed 23 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: by me, and he took his top row of teeth 24 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: out and slid them in the top drawer of the nightstand. 25 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 1: He leaned over to kiss me, and I had to 26 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:43,040 Speaker 1: stop him and be totally honest with him. I told 27 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: him that is no big deal that he wears dnchers, 28 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 1: but he should have told me he had a fake leg. 29 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: You don't just spring that on a woman. He told 30 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: me that he understood how I felt, and he put 31 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: his leg back on. I got dressed and he walked 32 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,720 Speaker 1: me out to my car. Since that night, I have 33 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: been trying to act normal, like everything is okay, but 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: I am still in shock. He is the sweetest man 35 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: I've ever dated, and I'm trying to keep an open mind, 36 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: but I can't imagine having sex with him at all now. 37 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 1: So what do you think? Is it better to have 38 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: a piece of a man instead of no man at all? 39 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: I need your advice. Wow, I think this is a 40 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: first of this kind of letter, and you're right, this 41 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: is quite shocking, quite shocking. But I blame him for 42 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: not telling you. I just do he had a whole 43 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: eighty seven days, eighty seven days to tell you, and 44 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: at sixty seven, he should know that he can't keep 45 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: something like that a secret. Come on, a leg and 46 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: a whole set of teeth. You said on the second 47 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: line that he's a sexy sixty seven year old gentleman 48 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: or a sixty seven year old sexy gentleman. That's not sexy. 49 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 1: That is not sexy, and you're getting ready to have sex, 50 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: And I mean, do you forget what went through his 51 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: mind to do to take off his leg and to 52 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: take out his teeth. Come on, man, I mean, I 53 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: just think you're dead wrong for this. He was. You 54 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: needed to be prepared, You needed to be warned about this, 55 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 1: and you guys had almost three months to get to 56 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: know each other better and to talk about this. I mean, 57 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: he knows he's dead wrong for this. So you ask 58 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 1: the question, is it better to have a piece of 59 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: a man instead of no man at all? I tell you, 60 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: don't settle if this is not what you want. You say, 61 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: he's the sweetest man of all, but you can't imagine 62 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: having sex with him at all now, So I mean, 63 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: what's the relationship without, you know, a good, healthy sex life. 64 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: So if you can't imagine that ever with him. Because 65 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: of that, then I guess you know the answer to 66 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 1: your question is no, Steve. Well, now I have a 67 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: different approach. Thank you. Come on, Come on, dear Stephen Sherlo. 68 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: I'm divorced fifty nine, you're a woman, I'm dead, and 69 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: you're six seven year old, real sexy man and December 70 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: relationship was great. Keep your smiling. You try to follow 71 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: ninety day rule. But on day eighty seven we decided 72 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: it was tying. That's only three days. I ain't mad 73 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,919 Speaker 1: it right. He told me he couldn't take it any longer. 74 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: I understand he had to have me. I was molding ready. 75 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:29,159 Speaker 1: The big night came. You laying there across the bed, 76 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 1: smelling good, pink linger lingerie, negligee. He walked in, sat 77 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: on the foot of the bed, started getting undressed. You 78 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: still laying now, smelling good, girl. You know what I'm saying. 79 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 1: Then y'all try to say, Stephen Shelley, you ain't gonna 80 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: be leave this. This man took off his path and 81 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: then he took off one of his legs. I over 82 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 1: in the middle of the bed if I was in 83 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 1: the room with him. Then he slid up on the 84 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 1: top bed by me and took his top, rowing teethout, 85 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: slid him in the top, drawing the nightstand. He loaned 86 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 1: over to kiss me, and I had to stop and 87 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 1: be told honest. I told it was no big deal 88 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: that heywhere dishes? But should have told me about the 89 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: fake land. Let's stop right here, let's stop this damn letter. 90 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: Stop here, let's stop this damn letter. What do you 91 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: mean that he should have told you he had a 92 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: fake leg? What do you mean? What do you what 93 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:43,799 Speaker 1: does she mean? Who got one? And you don't know it? 94 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,800 Speaker 1: You ain't never seen the wind blow when he had 95 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: his pants home? A point, evidently not. You ain't never 96 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: seen the wind blow when he got his pants home. 97 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:05,000 Speaker 1: Wonder why wanted the lead were real skinny? You ain't 98 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:09,239 Speaker 1: see that. You didn't see what his shoe was sitting there? 99 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: What is that in his shoe? No, no, no, no, 100 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 1: let's stop all this stening. What was that in his 101 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: shoe when he crossed his leg? You ain't know that? 102 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: It was just something just you ain't see that? Why 103 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 1: socks fit different on this leg than the other legs? 104 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 1: He didn't tell you he had a fake leg? Who 105 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: you know got one and you don't know it. This 106 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:49,000 Speaker 1: ain't his fault. He assumed you saw it. No, he asue, 107 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man. He probably said, I know she 108 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: hadn't seen me the way I walked. I know, I 109 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,680 Speaker 1: know he thought that. Now they're sitting on the edge 110 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,239 Speaker 1: of the he getting nugga. Now he got taking leg off. 111 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: They ain't bother you that he can put that whole 112 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 1: row damn teeth in the draw. That ain't bothering you. 113 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: That's a bad us ass. Let her right here everything. 114 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: You take your damn teeth out your head and put 115 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: it in the draw right and free fitting the kiss. 116 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 1: That's the first thing we did. Damn the leg Hey, No, 117 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on, let's recap this strawberry letter. 118 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: A piece of man or no man at all. I'm 119 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 1: getting to the piece of man or no man at 120 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 1: all later on. But I got news to you, sy, 121 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: So you can't blame this dude for this hell She 122 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: man because she's been dating this man and wanted to 123 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: follow ninety day rude. Well they couldn't. They got to 124 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: eighty seven. He said he had to have her. She 125 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 1: get on the neglig She laying across the bed, she's 126 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 1: smelling good. He come in, he's sitting on the foot 127 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 1: of bed. He started undressing, He take his pants off? 128 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 1: Didn't he take a leg off? He should have told her? 129 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: How to hell? She ain't no, Sherley, this is not 130 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 1: her fault. She's as much to blame as he is. 131 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: He should I got a fake. Ain't nobody had to 132 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: tell you that? Huh? When has somebody had to tell 133 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: you they got one? I don't get that. I ain't 134 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: ain't nobody walking up to me, and I ain't knew 135 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: it right off? How surely you're gonna blame this man? 136 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: The man just living his life told her what are 137 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: the ninety days for? What are the ninety days for 138 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: to get to know each other? To talk about things? 139 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: She didn't look at it? You know, he should have 140 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,160 Speaker 1: told her? You know it? What is that in his shoe? 141 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:42,040 Speaker 1: I wear intentions and I have no no what is that? 142 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: If his shoe? Why would he walk that shoe? Dot being? 143 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:59,959 Speaker 1: Somebody answered? Why that shoe look brand new? And why? 144 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,040 Speaker 1: You can't tell me, Shirley, that this woman shouldn't have 145 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 1: noticed it. You can't tell me he shouldn't have told her? Ok, 146 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 1: Shirley I just said that it ain't all his fault. 147 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,079 Speaker 1: Didn't notice him. Then this man scoops up in the 148 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:20,200 Speaker 1: bed and pulls a whole road and shut him in 149 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: a drawer. Now, she says in the letter, it's no 150 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: big deal that he wear dinches, but he shouldn't have 151 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 1: told me he had to fake that. What what I mean? 152 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: She got him too, But you know, just spring that 153 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:49,760 Speaker 1: on the woman. Spring, that's a bad choice. Spring. I 154 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:56,200 Speaker 1: promise you he ain't spring this. He told me, and 155 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,160 Speaker 1: you told him, just spring that. He told me that 156 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,120 Speaker 1: he understood how I felt, and he put it leg 157 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: back on. I got dressed and he walked me out 158 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:07,360 Speaker 1: to the car. Hold up, now you're tripping about the 159 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 1: leg anyway. Since that night, I've been trying to act normal, 160 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: like everything's okay, but I'm still in shock. He is 161 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 1: the sweetest man I've ever dated, and I'm trying to 162 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 1: keep old man. But I can't imagine having sectoring him 163 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 1: at all. Now, So what do you think? Is it 164 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,160 Speaker 1: better to have a piece of a man instead of 165 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 1: no man at all? First of all, I want you 166 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,680 Speaker 1: to stop calling this man a piece of a man. 167 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,520 Speaker 1: That's the first thing I want you to do, because 168 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 1: him having a leg has nothing to do with him 169 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 1: being a man. I'm not you know, yeah, not having 170 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,040 Speaker 1: a leg ain't got nothing to do with him do 171 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: with a man. Do you know how many men don't 172 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,280 Speaker 1: have arms or leg or something, but they every bitter 173 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,440 Speaker 1: man as anybody else. So that I would really like 174 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,120 Speaker 1: for you to stop calling him a piece of a man, 175 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,679 Speaker 1: because you don't know how he lost that leg. A 176 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:04,480 Speaker 1: lot of Tommy got a whole foundation, wounded warriors, men 177 00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 1: and women who go over here and sacrifice, they come back. 178 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 1: We can't call these people pieces of nothing, yea. So now, 179 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 1: first of all, stop calling him a piece of a man, 180 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: because this is all man. Everything else working fine. I'd 181 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:23,520 Speaker 1: be more shocked by the damn teeth. What take the 182 00:11:23,679 --> 00:11:25,679 Speaker 1: teeth off and put them in no draw? And then 183 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: I put my tongue in your mouth, and all of 184 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 1: sitting I'm trying to now I'm all up in the 185 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: roof of your mouth and everything the same thing, tongue 186 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,240 Speaker 1: and gum. I'm feeling ridges and stuff. I gotta taste 187 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:45,359 Speaker 1: polodin all on my tongue and everything you got polydin 188 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: on your gum. Just slid them out without brushing your teeth. 189 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:52,200 Speaker 1: Go ahead, brush your damn teeth. Kissing you and I'm 190 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:58,680 Speaker 1: tasting polydin. Yeah, damn gum glue. He might be cold 191 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 1: without that leg. Ain't no telling. I'm telling you that boy, 192 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 1: come to work because when you ain't got that other leg, 193 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 1: I have both of them, but I've had like a 194 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,439 Speaker 1: child horse in one of them, and so I had 195 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,959 Speaker 1: to let it later like it wasn't working. And but 196 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 1: that put more pressure on one side. And you come 197 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 1: in from different angles, girl, you might be missing some 198 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: all right, Hello, let's let's let's let's flip this. What 199 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:28,200 Speaker 1: if she only had one leg? You can't do this exactly? Well, see, 200 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: because we got different I have requests. Here are certain 201 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,400 Speaker 1: things I'm gonna say. It's hard to be it ain't 202 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: it was hard to be a woman and do that. 203 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: You never got no, you ain't never got no dress 204 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:48,440 Speaker 1: on you, meaning you would know this is what you're saying. 205 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 1: And me, and why why have you shaved the heel 206 00:12:53,320 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 1: down on that shoe? She is? You know? Way you 207 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 1: go fool me? I already know something going on. I 208 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: still love you. Oh yeah, you're still fine, But I said, 209 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,840 Speaker 1: but I see that though we gotta ansk a couple 210 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:17,560 Speaker 1: of questions, right, and if she didn't happen, now, why 211 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:20,360 Speaker 1: you got one of your shoes as a Christian Luberton 212 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 1: and the other one is a rock port? I need 213 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,400 Speaker 1: I need to know what's happening that rock port holding 214 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:32,679 Speaker 1: it together? Baby, I'm trying to figure out. I was 215 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,760 Speaker 1: trying to figure out why you got stocking on one 216 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:39,200 Speaker 1: leg and ain't one on the other. Okay, I need 217 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 1: to know what's happening. I need you to tell me 218 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 1: what's happening. Why is this you open to? And this 219 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,560 Speaker 1: one right here's a bowling you. I need somebody talking 220 00:13:50,600 --> 00:14:02,959 Speaker 1: to him. I need somebody out right behind you that 221 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,479 Speaker 1: you have on the high heel slide on this foot, 222 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 1: but explain how shot me? This is ridiculous. Let's go, 223 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 1: We're out. Yeah, you got your food, you got your 224 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 1: Nike on wall foot by that time, let's see you 225 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 1: got ski booto. I need no one happen. She said 226 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: she can't imagine having sex with him at all. Now, Steve, Well, 227 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,000 Speaker 1: I just want to know why when you jumped up 228 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: last week you had to hear him sit back down? 229 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:41,560 Speaker 1: What the he on this? Look? We gotta go email 230 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,640 Speaker 1: us or Instagram. What's your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter 231 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey f M. All right, guys, email us 232 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 1: or Instagram. It's your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter at 233 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M. Now coming up in ten minutes. 234 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 1: Looks like there's going to be a Part three of 235 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,280 Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter yet again today. Yeah, they got more 236 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 1: to say on this one, leg Lovin, we don't have 237 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:11,120 Speaker 1: none to say. Motown is coming, oh okay, and Deacon James, 238 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,560 Speaker 1: all right, the fellows are here, the three comedians in 239 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,560 Speaker 1: the building to do Part three of the Strawberry Letter. 240 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: The subject was a piece of a man or no 241 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 1: man at all. A woman who's fifty nine wrote in 242 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 1: and started dating a sixty seven year old sexy gentleman 243 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 1: in December. She tried to do like Steve's book said 244 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 1: and wait the entire ninety months ninety days, but she 245 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,960 Speaker 1: got to eighty seven days, and she said it was on. 246 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:40,000 Speaker 1: Neither of them could wait any longer. So she got 247 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 1: all sexy with it and was lying across the bed 248 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 1: and her pink lingerie and everything, and she said he 249 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 1: came in, sat on the bed, proceeded to get undressed, 250 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: took his pants off, took his leg off, and then 251 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 1: took his top row of teeth off and put them 252 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: in the nightstand in the top drawer. He didn't tell 253 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 1: her anything. She was devastated. He ended up walking her 254 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,160 Speaker 1: to her card. She said she didn't know if she 255 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: could ever have sex with him again, so what should 256 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:23,960 Speaker 1: she doon? Death Jammer here we were here today, special opportunity. 257 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:31,920 Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, myself and my beloved deacon introduced myself, 258 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,800 Speaker 1: Deacon deaf jam right here on your side. Pass and 259 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:42,960 Speaker 1: who am I? You are? Reverend mo town hit makele 260 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: of The of the of the wonders kind were discussing 261 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 1: the results of the reading from the Book of Strawberry 262 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: down chapter twenty three. What verse was that? Two? One? 263 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:10,160 Speaker 1: I ran all of them in one? An the one 264 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,359 Speaker 1: it started the beginning, I ain't in the Book of 265 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:23,760 Speaker 1: Strawberry chapter one, where it says he proceeded to take 266 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: off his slacks and then took his leg off. Stop 267 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: ain't The athas expound that was a made sixty seven 268 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:46,400 Speaker 1: years old. Come on now, sexy five swab come out 269 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:53,400 Speaker 1: and we waited just like the book said almost ninety 270 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:58,240 Speaker 1: days eight is seveny big exactly. Well, you know be 271 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:03,200 Speaker 1: in the bed next, ain't I know? I cross the bed, 272 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:08,879 Speaker 1: I got baby all on my booty, shine and in 273 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:13,520 Speaker 1: the nightlight coming out the bathroom, come on. He sat 274 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:19,160 Speaker 1: on the edge of the bed, took kids shut off. Yeah, 275 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: a muscular back. But I found out why dude took 276 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:31,879 Speaker 1: the pants off, put them pants off. I was sitting 277 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:37,639 Speaker 1: there waiting, anticipating of the loving that was coming my way, 278 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:42,200 Speaker 1: and then I noticed out the corner of my eye 279 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 1: some something card that night light, a law saw shining 280 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: still rod. Then I noticed that the shoe was still 281 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 1: attached to the rod. That no, here too, the leg off. 282 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,280 Speaker 1: He took an old leg on then try to slide 283 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 1: him next to me in the bed. I tried to run. 284 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: I was scared as hell. I ain't never been with 285 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: a man and had one leg before. But now let 286 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 1: me tell you why we hit a day? Deacon, tell 287 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:21,040 Speaker 1: him why we hit to day? The subject is that 288 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:32,120 Speaker 1: subject is? I thought he was gonna help me out, 289 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 1: but I gave up that subject and after I left 290 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 1: it in my notes, the subject one legging loving didn't 291 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,680 Speaker 1: take the chance. My sister, you wrote and talking about 292 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:49,400 Speaker 1: he was a piece of a man. I told the congregation, 293 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: ain't no such thing as a piece of a man 294 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 1: just because he's had an injury on some kind. They 295 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 1: moment and most and I'll tell you what you missed 296 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 1: out one leg loving. There's some good loving. If you 297 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: ain't ever had it, you ever tried. Sometimes you don't 298 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,640 Speaker 1: know what was headed your way. I tell you one 299 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 1: thing about one leging loving talk to the chances of 300 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: getting the child at horse is reduced. You better understand 301 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,720 Speaker 1: where I'm coming from. And you ain't got to wear 302 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 1: about the fitted sheet coming up on both ends. He 303 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,080 Speaker 1: ain't got but one leg. He can't tell one card, 304 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:35,800 Speaker 1: come on dash so many things. Then when he gets 305 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,200 Speaker 1: to driving the message home, you ain't gotta wear about 306 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 1: getting knocks all over the top of your head. You 307 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,000 Speaker 1: ain't gonna get knocks with on one side because it 308 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 1: ain't got a one leg. He can't push off. But 309 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: from one side come out. This is where you get 310 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:55,640 Speaker 1: to experienced things you ain't ever experienced before. He can 311 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,040 Speaker 1: act like one leg is hanging off the edge, but 312 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 1: you can get something happening to you. He can put 313 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 1: if he got his left leg missing, he can put 314 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 1: his left hip, hop against the head board and come 315 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,159 Speaker 1: off from that. Ain't gole because ain't nothing over that 316 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: stopping him. Here's another one. Come. If you do it 317 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:28,720 Speaker 1: the other style, you know what they call it? Rue said, 318 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 1: if you get in that other style route, you ain't 319 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,000 Speaker 1: got to worry about having to be on both of 320 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,480 Speaker 1: your knees. All you need to do it ain't one 321 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,399 Speaker 1: leg off the edge of the bed. You don't know 322 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,639 Speaker 1: what you're missing with one leg and love it. The 323 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,120 Speaker 1: man be bringing in the ways you ain't never had 324 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:50,040 Speaker 1: it before. Now passed it? Uhhuh? Can't he do the hokipki? 325 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 1: What is that? So? What is that you put your 326 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:59,320 Speaker 1: one league in? You put one leg out't get all about? 327 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 1: Well what it is? Is it? You put the one leg, 328 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 1: you gotta leave the other one out? Call the other leg? 329 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,960 Speaker 1: Is that to foot in the bay? We gotta go. 330 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,160 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Dave Harvey Morning Show.