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Speaker 1: All right, all right, live from Philly. It's the Poly

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Speaker 1: and Toni Fousco Show. As always, Polly Fousco here with

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Speaker 1: Tony Fousco. Tony, it's our special Master's preview show. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm really excited because today we get the chance to

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Speaker 1: flex our golf knowledge. We don't like to brag, but

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Speaker 1: we're kind of a big deal on the miniature golf

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Speaker 1: circuit here in Philly. That is true. People know that,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna have on our show Shane Bacon. But

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Speaker 1: before we get into that, you know, people you're probably wondering, Hey, Polly, Tony,

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Speaker 1: why the hell you're doing a Master's preview show. You

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Speaker 1: don't give two ships about golf. Well, let me tell

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Speaker 1: you how this business works. People. Let's bring it a

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Speaker 1: little inside knowledge. You know which demographic is the most

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Speaker 1: prized in the whole sports world. It's the golf viewing demographic.

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Speaker 1: Because why, they're all a bunch of rich people. You know,

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Speaker 1: this is a fun fact. Do you know this, Tony?

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Speaker 1: Only seven people actually watch the Golf channel. That's it. Wow.

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Speaker 1: But then in all those seven people are so loaded

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Speaker 1: that it fronts the entire network. The sponsors just want

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Speaker 1: to get access to them. That's it. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: makes sense. You know, the richest you there, you go.

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Speaker 1: So you know, if we can only get one of

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Speaker 1: those people, we were set. So you know we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get it in with Shane Bacon. We're gonna make our

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Speaker 1: prediction for the Master's right. We're gonna blow Shane Bacon's

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Speaker 1: mind today. He's not gonna know what hit him. But

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Speaker 1: before we get to that, a very popular segment on

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Speaker 1: the show, Tony and we're bringing it back where we

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Speaker 1: sum up all the top stories in sports. It's called

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Speaker 1: good or not good? Good or not good? All right,

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Speaker 1: Tody tom Brady, he sucked balls, got blown out. Is

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Speaker 1: this good or not good? You know, normally we would

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Speaker 1: say that this is good, but we're gonna be kind

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Speaker 1: today and say this is not good. This is the

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Speaker 1: end for tom Brady. And it's very difficult to watch.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's kind of like when Muhammad Ali fought

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Speaker 1: Larry Holmes and got killed, or you know when Drago

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Speaker 1: killed Apollo Creed. Very sad, and you know, this is

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Speaker 1: just bad for Tom Brady. I feel for him because

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Speaker 1: now his whole Hall of Fame candidacy. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: in jeopardy, because this is all anybody's gonna remember that.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna look at his cheet and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna say, what did this guy do? Well? Oh, he

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Speaker 1: lost thirty one to three in a Week nine game

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Speaker 1: against the Saints. Well that's the nail in the coffin

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Speaker 1: right there. Yeah, and you know, how did this guy

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Speaker 1: ask the question, you know, what does it look like

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Speaker 1: to you, PAULI? Voter fraud? You know, where did those

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Speaker 1: ballots come from? With that? You know, dead people voting?

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Speaker 1: You know, did you have representatives you know from the

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Speaker 1: Patriots and other teams they're watching the vote count. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so. So you know, at this point, if

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Speaker 1: he wants to get into the Hall, he's gonna have

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Speaker 1: to do it the way he's won all the things

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Speaker 1: in his life by cheating. All right, let's keep it moving.

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Speaker 1: That Pittsburgh Steelers got to eight and oh by beating

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Speaker 1: the holy bum Dallas Cowboys. PAULI, is this good or

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Speaker 1: not good? You know, the Steelers fans are gonna say

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Speaker 1: this is good, but this is clearly not good. I mean,

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Speaker 1: look at them they're busting their ass to be in

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Speaker 1: first place. But hey, guests, who's also in first place?

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Speaker 1: The Eagles? Right, they're three four and one. This team's

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Speaker 1: ain't no. They're working twice as hard for the same thing. Yep.

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Speaker 1: And not only that, you know, the Steelers are now

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Speaker 1: beat them, right, paul Yeah, But you know the Eagles

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Speaker 1: the next thing. You know. The entire city of Pittsburgh gone.

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Speaker 1: Bull sky Net terminated too, You've been terminated. Good movie

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Speaker 1: reference there, Tony, Thank you. Alright. Moving to the other

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Speaker 1: side of that game, the Cowboys saw to their fourth

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Speaker 1: Is this good or not good? This is good? Every

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Speaker 1: a lot of fun. Yeah, nice cameo. Smart by the

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Speaker 1: Cowboys and Jerry Jones here alright, moving right along, the

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Speaker 1: New York Jets discovered head and cameras inside their own

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Speaker 1: been onto this for years, Tony. We know for years

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Speaker 1: the locker room so people around the world could see

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Speaker 1: his cock. That's what he wanted. And then you know

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Speaker 1: cameras out. But there was a whole thing going on there, Tony.

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Speaker 1: They were gonna be like Hulu, but for Cox. You

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Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, you'd have a rotating review of Cox

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Speaker 1: night game that we just had Patriots and Jets. You

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Speaker 1: Cam Newton's cock, yeah, and Joe Flacco's cock. But you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, full of good Tom Harrison. There you go,

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Speaker 1: and then sort of fizzled out and let you down.

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Speaker 1: I really like how you brought that analogy back and

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Speaker 1: All right. Clearly, we could talk about this all day,

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Speaker 1: but hey, this is our master's preview show, Tony, so

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Speaker 1: we gotta keep on moving. And besides, our guest is

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Speaker 1: He was the golf analyst for multiple US opens on Fox.

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Speaker 1: He now podcasts. Al Right, everyone's trying to get in

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Speaker 1: the game just like us. You know. One's called the Clubhouse.

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Speaker 1: The other is called get a Grip with PG eight

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Speaker 1: to a player, Max Homa. All right, let's bring him in.

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Speaker 1: Shane Bacon, welcome to the show. What's up, guys, How

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Speaker 1: are you good? We got the big sponsors back in

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Speaker 1: the show soon, so we're gonna be very rich anyway, listen,

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Speaker 1: you should get too podcasts by the way, and then

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Speaker 1: it's double the sponsor. You know, good and we don't

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Speaker 1: like to spread ourselves thin fair it's fair. Yeah. Uh.

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Speaker 1: We were looking over your bio. It says you did

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Speaker 1: mini tour golf. So how much many at your golf

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Speaker 1: do you play? Well? So many? Tour golf is uh

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Speaker 1: like triple A baseball. So it's you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: call it sport if you will. So why do they

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Speaker 1: it's you know, mini tour being a smaller tour and

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Speaker 1: Well you know that that's kind of a good segue

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Speaker 1: because wouldn't you admit that miniature golf is actually harder

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Speaker 1: pirate ships, barrels with explosives inside. Yeah, it's dangerous. Miniature

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Speaker 1: than that career, by the way, yea, I know, I

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Speaker 1: know and your sponsors. But outside of you know, the

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Speaker 1: to go. Well, you know, we only ask because we're

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Speaker 1: kind of mini golf legends in Philly, you know, well Tony,

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Speaker 1: we we dominate all forms of golf, don't. Minia shows,

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Speaker 1: They play miniature golf and they have to avoid like

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Speaker 1: are we thinking, Shane Bacon. Nope, nope, very disrespectful, miniature.

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