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Speaker 3: It's this year yet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so happy twenty twenty five plus.

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Speaker 1: And hey, share what your goal is in twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, where we're at. Let you know, yeah where it is.

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Speaker 5: I hope your goal in twenty twenty six is to

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Speaker 1: Yes, all right, it all starts right now.

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Speaker 6: You ready to be mind blown?

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Speaker 1: Oh mind tickle your head.

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Speaker 6: You are welcome. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: There's an article that's making the rounds today that says

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Speaker 7: we should all be washing our bananas.

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Speaker 6: That's not a euphemism.

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Speaker 7: A lot of people are saying, what why It's not

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Speaker 7: like I'm eating the peel banana, but the bacteria on

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Speaker 7: So the if I see International Food Information Council is

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Speaker 7: saying you need to wash your bananas under clean running

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Speaker 5: Who's using their hands while eating a banana? Don't you

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Speaker 2: But you don't.

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Speaker 6: That's holding is you?

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Speaker 1: Is your the peel? You don't hold the raw banana.

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Speaker 7: Brook puts the banana between her thighs and she squeezes

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Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying, Like you never touched the

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I touched the banana, like I break it off

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Speaker 7: and put it in my mouth or something like that.

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Speaker 1: That's surprising for you.

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Speaker 5: Why you don't make it more of a thing.

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Speaker 7: Banana bottom Lion supposed to be washing your bananas under

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Speaker 7: clean water, and we're supposed to be washing our avocados too.

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Speaker 7: They're even worse because we cut into them so the

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Speaker 5: We're worried about the bacteria. We're not worried about like

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Speaker 1: I think it's okay, all of it, all of it.

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Speaker 7: But same thing with onions, melons, oranges, pineapples. Bottom line,

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Speaker 7: wash your fruits before you eat them.

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Speaker 6: Brook, don't defend this.

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Speaker 2: Wash your food, you just wash.

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Speaker 1: It, wear without it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, she's right.

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Speaker 4: My dad grew poor eating mangos literally off of dirt

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Speaker 1: Yeahs for an old man.

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Speaker 6: Yes, anyway, wash your fruit.

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Speaker 7: Let's send it over to a guy who just live

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Speaker 7: streamed himself washing his kiwis digital Jink to give us

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Speaker 6: Question of the day.

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Speaker 3: Some fuzzy kiwis wake up and smell the sodium laced

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Speaker 1: Is in Jeff's five hour Energy.

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Speaker 3: Once we scrape our overly excited noodle loving host Jose

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Speaker 3: and around the world for some carbloated trivia all about

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Speaker 3: use your noodle to think about noodles and avoid getting stunned.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that your noodles, Alexis, you're leading off and

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Speaker 3: the ro back. On April first, nineteen fifty seven, that's

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Speaker 3: April Fool's Day, the BBC aired a Foe documentary claiming

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Speaker 1: Oh, i'd be.

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Speaker 1: Can somebody get the back I can't eat that part.

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Speaker 6: Who could be eating other people's hair?

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Speaker 1: That one seems like Jake made it up.

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Speaker 8: I mean a tree like I feel like everyone just

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Speaker 1: Not really good April Fools joke, though, Let's go spaghetti hair.

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Speaker 3: Jake Alexis went with spaghetti hair. That is incorrect. It

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought it went into the history books.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jeffrey next. Jeff it wasn't until seventeen

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Speaker 2: In the world.

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Speaker 3: Was it a chicken, olives and nuts, b cinnamon, sugar

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Speaker 6: With the hot cheetos.

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Speaker 7: The one that seems the most obvious is chicken, olives and.

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Speaker 1: Nuts, just because it's a Mediterranean mediterrane.

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Speaker 7: I think they literally bathed in olive oil and chicken sauce.

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Speaker 1: I'd be making out with a lot more people of those.

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Speaker 7: The cinnamon and sugar stuff, those are really like exotic spices.

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Speaker 6: But that was it. It was just like Asia.

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Speaker 6: No, Asia didn't exist in the seventeen.

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Speaker 9: It was just.

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Speaker 1: It was the oldest.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with chicken, olives and nuts please.

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Speaker 3: We went with chicken, olives and nuts. That is it

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Speaker 3: was hot cheetos, is not it was cinnamon, sugar and

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Speaker 1: Try to slip down a plain noodle.

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Speaker 3: We are over to brook It's your turn. Yeah. What

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Speaker 3: Is it a spaghetti, B, fecini alfredo or c mac

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Speaker 7: The recipe for mac and cheese is right there on

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Speaker 7: How could you need to google?

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Speaker 5: I feel like, you know, but a lot of people

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Speaker 5: people are eating fetichini these days like they used to.

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Speaker 5: There's something creepy about fetchini that not everybody loves me.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go mac and cheese. It's universal. Find me

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Speaker 1: the best recipe.

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Speaker 3: Brooks said, mac and cheese. That is correct. Mac and

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Speaker 3: cheese is actually not even in the top three Jeffery's

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Speaker 3: lot of The correct answer was finio Fredo people are

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Speaker 1: Of all Fredo and dumped in two sticks of butter.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the googly Why they feel so sick after eating?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because it's all Jose, It's your turn. Cup

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Speaker 3: noodles had a surge in popularity in the nineteen seventies

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Speaker 3: It was featured on The Brady Bunch. B it was

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Speaker 3: featured on The Price Is Right? Or c it was

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Speaker 3: featured on a televised hostage situation.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe that was the hostages demand.

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Speaker 3: Why would the hostages have demand?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna yeah, I don't mean the hostage hostages a.

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Speaker 6: Cup of noodles.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Feature on The Brady Bunch. I can see.

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Speaker 7: The Alice Alice, Alice would never allow them to eat

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Speaker 5: Was like one of those episodes where it's like a

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Speaker 6: Well, I hope they fired her for that.

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Speaker 4: Unacceptable but product placement on the price is right, that's

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Speaker 6: The whole show's about.

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Speaker 3: Jake Jose said, the price is right.

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Speaker 9: That is.

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Speaker 3: It was the hostage situation over a ten day ordeal.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's one of those days where we all got

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Speaker 7: shocked while singing My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. What

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Speaker 7: John gets side jot jump, get you job, get you love.

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Speaker 2: Junk on my humps.

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Speaker 6: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 6: your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 9: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Everybody has a celebrity crush that they'll openly tell their

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Speaker 2: About marsh Marshmallow's got that helmet he wears.

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Speaker 6: Oh I know, Alexis loves Michael B. Jordan.

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Speaker 7: Apparently j is all about DJ Marshmallow and Brook pines

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Speaker 6: The backup at least that's who the guy from the

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Speaker 7: You know then, sometimes though, you get a secret crush

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Speaker 7: One of our listeners needs to get it out because

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Speaker 9: Do we need to call that.

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Speaker 6: There's nothing, there's no crimes happening.

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Speaker 7: In fact, she's gonna admit to us for the very

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Speaker 7: mass speaker coming out right now.

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Speaker 6: You don't hear me confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 7: Mouse speaker someone texted into seventy five ninety two saying,

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Speaker 7: for the longest time, I thought Keanu Reeves was a

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Speaker 6: What I guess it's just the way his name sounds.

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Speaker 2: I don't see it.

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Speaker 6: Does it feel good to get that off your chest?

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Speaker 6: Whoever texted that in?

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Speaker 1: I think you need to do some deep reflection.

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Speaker 9: I do you hear?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 7: You can get that same feeling of relief and stay

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Speaker 7: She's chosen to use the fake name today, Tabitha. So, Tabitha,

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Speaker 5: How good morning, A uh oh, you sound a little

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Speaker 1: Thought you sounded ashamed, but you know.

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Speaker 2: Brooks already pre judge it.

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Speaker 6: I mean, you gilty.

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Speaker 1: I like to know where she's at, you know, at

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Speaker 7: Well we'll find out in a second. But Tabitha, the

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Speaker 6: I don't know what that means. But tell us what

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Speaker 5: I'm hol.

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Speaker 1: Deep breaths, I'm sulking.

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Speaker 6: I'll call, but hurry it up because of this segment on.

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Speaker 1: You be such a good therapist.

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Speaker 6: A clock here, so.

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Speaker 11: Yes, here it goes. Okay, I've been married for fifteen

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Speaker 2: I that's so cute.

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Speaker 11: Over the past two years or so, I've just developed

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Speaker 1: Oh well, are we running into the stereotype of a

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Speaker 6: I see you all the time, I guess right.

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Speaker 5: I mean, but that sounds harmless. I mean, you've been

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Speaker 5: married for fifteen years. You're devoted to your husband, right right, I.

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Speaker 11: Deserve a little eye candy being a stay at home mom.

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Speaker 11: I'm very devoted. I obviously I'd never cheated my husband.

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Speaker 11: But I have a I mean, maybe it's not a

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Speaker 10: OK.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: I noticed can drop off a package this one time

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Speaker 11: a couple of years ago. And when I saw him,

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Speaker 11: I mean I thought he was the most gorgeous man.

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Speaker 1: I've ever seen whoa what does brown do for you?

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Speaker 9: He looks like.

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Speaker 11: David Backham, but like the god bad You've got right back,

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 11: So I mean.

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Speaker 6: You can take a cold drink of water for a second.

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Speaker 1: Is it something that you've talked to your husband about?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you wouldn't like that?

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Speaker 7: Okay, No, yeah, that's a good call, Tabitha. Don't bring

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Speaker 5: I don't think ye know, it's okay to talk about

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Speaker 7: And you know that guy that's over at our house

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Speaker 7: every single day I live there. That it's not going

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Speaker 5: Know like that so hot that Okay, okay, we have

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Speaker 5: there have you done more about this crush.

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Speaker 3: Kind of thing?

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Speaker 11: I don't think I've done anything physically, but every since

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Speaker 2: Oh, here's that toothpick I needed.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's almost ten o'clock. I must go get my

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Speaker 11: What I've been doing, Like I was ordered over six

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Speaker 1: Who so wait, at this point, does your husband think

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Speaker 11: No, you know, there's a couple of times where he's

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Speaker 11: noticed the orders I'm doing, and like one time he asked,

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Speaker 11: He's like, oh, why did you buy motor ohills four

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Speaker 11: times this month? And I was like, because He's like,

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Speaker 11: I'm so just out of my mind. I must just

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Speaker 9: I don't.

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Speaker 11: I'll just return it because that's what I do. I

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Speaker 6: When he comes to your door, do you like greet him?

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Speaker 6: I met the door and talked to him.

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Speaker 11: So no, I will like when he leaves. Watched the

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Speaker 11: Ring camera footing.

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Speaker 5: So I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I don't know. I know something.

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Speaker 1: Very hot, guys.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just draw bath for yourself and put it on

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Speaker 6: the big screen.

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Speaker 2: Ring Ring Come to mama.

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Speaker 5: You're okay, it's embarrassing, but I mean, are you ashamed

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Speaker 11: I don't know. I just I would never see her.

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Speaker 11: I know that, so like at least I really I

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Speaker 9: I love.

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Speaker 10: Changed.

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Speaker 4: Let's say theoretically, this guy honestly says the same to

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Speaker 6: I have to have a crush on you.

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Speaker 1: She hasn't even talked to him.

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Speaker 9: She just.

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Speaker 6: Whatever that is, put it back in the drawer. Okay,

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Speaker 5: I want to know if the roles were reversed and like,

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Speaker 5: doing these things, like how would you want him to behave?

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Speaker 9: I think it's innocent.

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Speaker 11: I mean, it's not like I talked to him vitnment

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Speaker 9: A few minutes every day.

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Speaker 11: I don't think it's like so warm.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I know it sounds a little I agree

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Speaker 5: not tell him? Like that's my whole thing, like why not?

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Speaker 1: Why why not about it? I mean they've been married

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Speaker 7: Look at this five hundred hour long footage that I've

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Speaker 7: got our mailman.

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Speaker 6: This seems innocent, right, I.

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Speaker 12: Spent our money.

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Speaker 4: And you know what does feel wrong, at least to me,

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Speaker 4: is that you're fake ordering things.

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Speaker 1: And it's a secret like that. That's the part wrong.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but it doesn't sound like you're going to stop

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Speaker 6: doing this.

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Speaker 10: Right.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for sharing that with us, Tabitha. You can go

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Speaker 6: get back to your bathtime and talk anyway.

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Speaker 7: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 7: we can hide your identity by masking your voice so

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Speaker 7: you can be the next mass speaker. Got your phone

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Speaker 7: tap coming.

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Speaker 9: Up next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Over the last decade, we've seen this trend in Hollywood

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Speaker 7: where beloved movie characters are getting reimagined grittier, darker, edgier.

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Speaker 7: We decide to take that idea to the local community theater.

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Speaker 7: They're going to be doing a very famous Disney play,

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Speaker 7: and the people who've signed up to audition have absolutely

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Speaker 7: to take. You're gonna hear it in your phone tab

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Speaker 7: right now.

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Speaker 6: It's the twenties.

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Speaker 12: Hello, Hi is this character?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh, hi Cara. My name's Hannah. I'm the director of

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Speaker 1: the play at the Community theater.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, hey, Hi, So I know you're supposed to

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Speaker 5: If you want to be considered, you are going for.

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Speaker 3: The lead, right yeah?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, so and I was looking forward to the audition.

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Speaker 6: So are you great?

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Speaker 1: You got the script that we sent you?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I have this script, but I haven't really Okay, just.

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Speaker 5: I need you to take it from the point where

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Speaker 5: snow White meets the forest creatures, you know, after she

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Speaker 5: runs away.

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Speaker 12: Yes, I literally am just frantically pulling up the script.

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Speaker 3: Pull it up.

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Speaker 1: You can start anytime, okay.

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Speaker 12: Oh please don't run away. I promise I won't hurt you.

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Speaker 12: Oh I'm awfully sorry.

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Speaker 1: I yeah, yeah, I'm I gotta stop you right there.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I didn't give you time probably to read my notes.

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Speaker 5: But we're going for snow White meets the streets. So

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Speaker 5: if you could give me something tougher, I think snow

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Speaker 5: White just got released from prison.

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Speaker 12: Snow White from prison.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're going grittier, darker, you know, a princess with

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Speaker 5: like tats everywhere.

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Speaker 12: Okay, I mean it's interesting. I will go for it.

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Speaker 1: Glad we're on the same page.

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Speaker 12: And Action, Oh please don't run away, I promise.

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Speaker 9: I stop.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting it. Why are you being so nice?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to ruin my play on purpose?

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Speaker 12: I was I wasn't envisioning the character this way if

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Speaker 12: I didn't believe for it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we're here now, we're here now, So this

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Speaker 1: is what I'm thinking. Can you just stop talking?

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Speaker 10: Okay?

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Speaker 1: If you could add a New York accent.

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Speaker 5: I.

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Speaker 12: Cannot do a New York accent.

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Speaker 1: Rule number one. Never say I can't to a director.

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Speaker 12: I just don't even know how.

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Speaker 6: I one and action coffee.

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Speaker 12: I mean that's that's like the most New York I

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Speaker 12: get before. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If you just read the script. The script is right

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Speaker 1: in front of you. Three to one.

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Speaker 12: Action, Oh please don't run away. I promise I won't

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Speaker 12: hurt you.

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Speaker 5: Wait, start from the top like snow white just smoked

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Speaker 5: two packs of mar Bread's what and remember you're talking

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Speaker 5: to forest animals, smelly, unwanted, doped up looking for handouts.

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Speaker 1: You're not having it.

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Speaker 13: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Three to one action.

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Speaker 12: Oh, I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you,

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Speaker 12: and you just apologized.

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Speaker 3: I mean, but that's what the script says.

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Speaker 10: I'm okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Bad snow White is what we're going for, So just

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Speaker 12: You want snow White to swear? Yeah, I do like

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Speaker 12: snow White is like stereotypically a nice kind and this

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: When you say that, all I hear is boring.

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Speaker 12: Okay, well that's not this.

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Speaker 5: No way, put a shake in her hand, for God's sake,

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Speaker 5: Put a what any prison weapon you can think of.

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Speaker 12: I've done a lot of plays before, and no one

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Speaker 12: has ever asked me to do anything like this.

455
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Speaker 1: Well that's probably why you're still doing community theater.

456
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Speaker 9: Excuse me.

457
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm on a deadline here. We just

458
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Speaker 1: got to get this done.

459
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Speaker 12: I'd like to see it to one action. Don't run away.

460
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:38,679
Speaker 12: I promise I won't hurt you. I'm sorry, I'm not sorry.

461
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,920
Speaker 13: I didn't tell you.

462
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton goes to a mall.

463
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 12: Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know that this is for me, well,

464
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 12: being awfully rude to me, and I'll tell you.

465
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Speaker 5: I had Alyssa on the phone just a minute ago

466
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 5: and she sounded great, like my friend. Yeah, she asked

467
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,439
Speaker 5: me to set you up for a prank phone call.

468
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 5: Because this is actually Broke from the radio show Broke

469
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Speaker 5: a Jeffrey Morning.

470
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.

471
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Speaker 10: What.

472
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,639
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this just said you're both auditioning to

473
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,959
Speaker 5: be snow White in a performance coming up.

474
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:15,160
Speaker 12: Oh by god, I am going to kill her now.

475
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: That is a snow white I want dress murder.

476
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Speaker 12: I really went for it. But even though it's so absurd,

477
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 12: and then it started, I was like, wait a minute, Hey,

478
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 12: I'm snow white?

479
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 6: All right, yeah, I'm.

480
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,400
Speaker 12: Working are walking walking air?

481
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,639
Speaker 1: You almost got it?

482
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 9: Wake Up? Every morning was foon tap weekday mornings on

483
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Speaker 9: the twenties, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

484
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 6: They say, no risk, no reward, Okay, hey, yeah, true.

485
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Speaker 7: That's why whenever Brook accidentally drops half a fun sized

486
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 7: Snickers bar into the garbage disposal, she reaches her hands

487
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Speaker 7: right down there.

488
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Speaker 5: I'm I mean, it does have a little bit of

489
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 5: an iron taste, but worth it, you know, not bad.

490
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 6: The juice was worth the squeeze.

491
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 7: And that's what two of our listeners are about to

492
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 7: take a big risk just by being on our show

493
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 7: today in the hopes of reaping the best reward of all.

494
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 1: I would give you a thumbs up, but I can't anymore.

495
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 6: It's not a snickers bar that they're after.

496
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 7: They're hoping to find true love because they're about to

497
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Speaker 7: meet someone for the very first time over our phone

498
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Speaker 7: lines and a blind love is It's coming up next.

499
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Speaker 7: Netflix has a hit show called Love Is Blind, and

500
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Speaker 7: we thought we need to do the same thing for

501
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Speaker 7: the radio.

502
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Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, is that what we're doing today.

503
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 1: I love when we do this.

504
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 7: We wanted to change the name to something so different

505
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Speaker 7: that nobody would ever know that we borrowed it.

506
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Speaker 6: Oh, I got it off of TV.

507
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Speaker 1: I just thought it was so we wouldn't get sued

508
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: that too.

509
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Speaker 6: OK, So we went with blind Love is oh Man,

510
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 6: so different. Netflix is never going to catch on.

511
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that that's what we're even doing.

512
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 7: It's two people who have never met before, they've never

513
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 7: seen each other, no clue what they sound like. They're

514
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,919
Speaker 7: going to meet for the very first time on our

515
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 7: phone lines to find out if they have an instant

516
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 7: love connection, and then we've never done this before. At

517
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 7: the end, if they agree to go out again or

518
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 7: go out for the first time, or even if they don't,

519
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,160
Speaker 7: they'll describe and reveal what they look like to each other.

520
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: We because we don't know what you look like either.

521
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 6: It's just like the TV show.

522
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 7: We got two listeners who both have tried to be

523
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 7: on different parts of our show for second dates or

524
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 7: awkwards before it didn't work out for them, but they're

525
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,920
Speaker 7: both open to meeting someone on our show right here.

526
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Speaker 7: Their names are Tyler and.

527
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Speaker 5: SHAWNA God, I feel so shallow that I just want

528
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,919
Speaker 5: to skip to the very end right now.

529
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I know all you care. You're very superficial surface type.

530
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 7: I try not to be, but you know, just like

531
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Speaker 7: all ways, we've encouraged them to prepare some fun, creative

532
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 7: questions for each other, so we don't just listen to

533
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 7: twenty minutes of small talk. Remember, we need quiet in

534
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 7: the room while they're on the phone, and we'll listen

535
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 7: in to find out if blind truly love is so Jose,

536
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 7: are you hopeful for our new couple?

537
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 3: Dude?

538
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 4: I think not seeing each other will make it better

539
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 4: because yeah, absolutely, Huh.

540
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: Every time people see me, I've never found love. You

541
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 2: can't watch the show.

542
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 7: Usually when you see each other, they're like, oh God,

543
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 7: I've made a terrible mistake.

544
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 6: I'm sure that's not going to be the case today

545
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:34,639
Speaker 6: for Shauna and Tyler. What a setup Jeffrey, Shauna, Tyler?

546
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 6: Are you both there?

547
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 13: Hey?

548
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, so we're going to back away.

549
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 7: They sound very excited. You can say hello to each other,

550
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 7: and Shawna, since we believe in manners, here you can

551
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 7: ask the first question.

552
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 10: But here we go.

553
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Speaker 14: Okay, I have a weird question for you, so I

554
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Speaker 14: hope you have a fun answer. What is your go

555
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 14: to cheesy pickup line?

556
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Speaker 12: And can you say it to me right now?

557
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 10: All right? Well, I'm not usually like a pickup line guy,

558
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 10: and I try to be more genuine most of the

559
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 10: time when I can't. But if I am trying to

560
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 10: hit the best one would have to be. You know,

561
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Speaker 10: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I put you and

562
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Speaker 10: I right next to each other.

563
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Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, that really is cheesy. I mean, there's

564
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Speaker 12: no getting cheesier than that.

565
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Speaker 10: I mean, the only cheesier line I could say is

566
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Speaker 10: I think you're the most breatiful girl I've ever seen.

567
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Speaker 12: Free is in the cheese Brie, like you're actually talking

568
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 12: about brie cheesy. You know, I have to think about

569
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Speaker 12: it for a second, you know, I did have to think, Okay,

570
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Speaker 12: what what?

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Speaker 14: What does this mean?

572
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Speaker 10: Exactly?

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Speaker 14: But I love cheese and I love three so that's perfect.

574
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 10: So you thought that one was pretty GOODA as well?

575
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 12: Oh wow, that we're taking it to another level.

576
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:10,239
Speaker 10: Now.

577
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 7: Sorry to interrupt this very sexy conversation, but if you're

578
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 7: just joining us, we're in the middle of blind love

579
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 7: is seeing if these two strangers who are meeting for

580
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,479
Speaker 7: the very first time right now have chemistry.

581
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Speaker 6: Over the phone. Okay, now back to the action. Pretend

582
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 6: like we're not here. Continue.

583
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 10: Sorry, when I go to have real puny. That's just

584
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 10: a little thing about.

585
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Speaker 12: I feel like I like.

586
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 14: Cheesy pickup lines and rom coms just as much as

587
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 14: I like horror movies.

588
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,159
Speaker 12: But I'm really hoping that this doesn't turn into a

589
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 12: horror movie.

590
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 10: All right, we'll let me hit it back at you.

591
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 10: I got a weird question for you. Then, Could you

592
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 10: describe your ideal date, but do it using animal noises?

593
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Speaker 9: You want me to do?

594
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Speaker 10: What? Okay?

595
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Speaker 3: A lot.

596
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Speaker 10: I know, but describe what your ideal date like, what

597
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 10: would your best best date? You could go on, but

598
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 10: do it using animal.

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Speaker 12: And I I guess it would be.

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Speaker 1: Now now, yeah, I don't know.

601
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Speaker 12: I don't know if I can if I could do

602
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 12: much more than that.

603
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 10: How about this? Can you give me your ideal date

604
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 10: using just regular sound effects, no animals needed.

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Speaker 12: I I guess.

606
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 14: Knock knock because they're coming to the door.

607
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Speaker 12: Okay, room room because we're driving to dinner.

608
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 5: And then.

609
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 8: Num num numbs.

610
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Speaker 10: Interesting that your sound effects are just insportation in the

611
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 10: activity is very cool.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so we're unfortunately we're running short on time for

613
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 7: this portion of the segment.

614
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 6: Is as entertaining as that was to listen.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, numb dub dub dumb dub. That was fun.

616
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: You gave it a good shot.

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Speaker 5: I like that.

618
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 7: Now we gotta pop the Shauna and Tyler down so

619
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Speaker 7: that we can discuss how's the chemistry between Shauna and Tyler.

620
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Speaker 6: In your opinion, Broke, I feel like Tyler.

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Speaker 5: Is really confident in this, do you know what I mean?

622
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 5: Like he seems like way more in control of this

623
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 5: situation than she does.

624
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Speaker 6: He definitely seems to be more playful lexis. What's your

625
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 6: read on it.

626
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Speaker 1: It's a little too cheesy for me, not just because

627
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: the puns.

628
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Speaker 8: Because the cheesy jokes, you know, Yeah, I think it

629
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 8: works for them.

630
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Speaker 7: Ose you like, you know, cheesy, punny humor, And that

631
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 7: was Tyler's go to what do you think?

632
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Speaker 2: Of course he's he's cheesy and funny, but he can

633
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 2: also be what I call calmidant, not confident.

634
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 6: But he's like a calm energy.

635
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: He's not phase, he's just letting it roll. She sounds

636
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: a little more nervous.

637
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,479
Speaker 1: Well she I feel like she got more nervous as

638
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Speaker 1: we as.

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Speaker 9: It went on.

640
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 7: It was a strange question to ask the woman to

641
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 7: do to build a romantic connection. But I like that

642
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 7: he's being creative with it going out there. So we

643
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 7: got to put it up to the text board. If

644
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 7: you want to hear more from Shauna and Tyler's flirtatious conversation, or.

645
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 6: We'll just have you say.

646
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,479
Speaker 7: Continue the date or stop at text in seven, eight, five, nine,

647
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 7: two will come back and see if we can do

648
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 7: more blind love is and maybe find out what they

649
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 7: both look.

650
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Speaker 6: Like reveal it.

651
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 7: Right after this, we're in the middle of another hot, Steamy,

652
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 7: extra cheesy edition Blind Love.

653
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: Is I love the steamy cheese.

654
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 10: I know you do.

655
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Speaker 7: I really love that Brooke was trying to do the

656
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 7: sound effects in the middle of their conversation because she's

657
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 7: so desperate to be single again, she's actually trying to

658
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 7: swoop in and steal Tyler away.

659
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: I just am excited for people to find love.

660
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 5: Jeff and I thought that she did a great job

661
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 5: trying the sound effect thing that would be hard to do.

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00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 10: Yeah.

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00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 7: Well, our textboard at seven eight five ninety two was

664
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,959
Speaker 7: kind of split. It's about fifty to fifty on if

665
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 7: they think Tyler and Shauna should continue their flirtation, because

666
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 7: we're getting a lot of comments saying that our listeners

667
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 7: like them both, but maybe they don't have the best

668
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 7: chemistry together.

669
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Speaker 1: How do you know in like a two minute period,

670
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: It is hard to.

671
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 6: Establish right away if you're not me.

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00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 7: But maybe a few more questions between the two of

673
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 7: them will determine it for them. So we're gonna stick

674
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 7: with Shauna and Tyler. We're gonna find out if truly

675
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 7: blind Love is and hopefully at the end of the

676
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 7: segment we'll get to reveal what they look like because again,

677
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 7: they do not know anything about each other's physical appearances.

678
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 7: They're just trying to vibe off of their voices. Let's

679
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 7: bring them both back on and Shawna, you can go

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Speaker 7: ahead with your next question for Tyler.

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Speaker 8: My next question is name the movie title that perfectly

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Speaker 8: describes your last relationship.

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Speaker 10: Oh oh, okay, this is let me all right, I

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Speaker 10: guess I'm gonna go with This is gonna sound a

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Speaker 10: little weird, but I'm gonna go with home Alone.

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Speaker 9: She went out a lot, and.

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Speaker 10: We didn't really spend a lot of like great time together,

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00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 10: so you know, it felt like dating her was kind

689
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 10: of like a trap.

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Speaker 8: And I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean so, I don't know what what movie

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Speaker 10: would you describe your last relationship?

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Speaker 8: I think mine would be like how to Train Your Dragon.

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Speaker 5: I feel like that was it was a very I

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00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 5: was in.

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Speaker 8: A relationship for a really long time, so we were

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Speaker 8: like very new when we got together and.

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Speaker 14: We had to learn a lot of things.

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Speaker 10: So how to Dragon for sure.

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Speaker 15: Okay, okay, I mean, you know all of us use

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Speaker 15: kids movies.

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Speaker 10: I don't know what that's about, but.

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Speaker 8: I loved his movies.

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Speaker 14: I'm a big Harry Potter fan.

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Speaker 10: So okay, but are you You're not like an adult

706
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Speaker 10: aggressive Harry Potter fan, right, there's like a huge difference

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Speaker 10: between just being a Harry Potter fan and having like

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Speaker 10: a deathly Hallows tattoo on you.

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Speaker 14: No, I don't think anyone would would categorize me as aggressive. Okay,

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Speaker 14: I don't have any you know, Hogwarts tattoos, but I am.

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Speaker 14: I do have my own wane, but I don't out.

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Speaker 12: All the time.

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Speaker 10: Okay, okay, okay, all right, Well I'm gonna answer the

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Speaker 10: question now.

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Speaker 7: If you're just joining us, we're right in the middle

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Speaker 7: of blind love. Is we have two strangers meeting for

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Speaker 7: the very first time over the radio to find out

718
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 7: if there's really a spark there or maybe something more sorry,

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Speaker 7: keep going.

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Speaker 10: How how would you describe your ideal man? But in emojis?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh.

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Speaker 10: Oh, that's a good one.

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Speaker 8: I would say the fire emoji for sure, not the

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Speaker 8: first one, the muscle emoji, you know, the one where

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Speaker 8: like it's a guy's arm curling, and then maybe the

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00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 8: smiley face with the three hearts around it. Like I mean, ideally,

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Speaker 8: I'd love a man that takes.

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Speaker 14: Care of himself but also takes care of me, so, yeah,

729
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 14: love to cook. I'm a big, big chef. I don't

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Speaker 14: I so I kind of don't want a guy that.

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Speaker 10: Cook so that I can do that. What's your signature dish.

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00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 14: It's my dad's famous pasta sas. It's it's face like

733
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Speaker 14: I do, but it is I've never ever tasted anything

734
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Speaker 14: like it in a restaurant in Italy. It is incredible.

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Speaker 10: Okay, that sounds awesome. I'm in Ooh, that was all right.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: We got to pop Shawna and Tyler down so that

738
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Speaker 6: we can discuss like.

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00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 1: Real conversation at the end instead of like you don't know.

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Speaker 6: The chemistry was improving as time went on.

741
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Speaker 7: If we were on the phone with them for like

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Speaker 7: four hundred hours, like they would really be bonded.

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Speaker 2: I want to say this, my brother. She sounds like

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00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 2: a catch.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I was having chemistry with her the

746
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 4: whole time, and I talk Harry Potter.

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Speaker 2: She loves to cook, she's a nice girl.

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Speaker 1: That pasta line.

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Speaker 6: Oh, now here's the big question.

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00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 7: It's really for them after talking to each other, do

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00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 7: they want to meet up in person for the very

752
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 7: first time now and see if love blind truly is Yes?

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Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I said it wrong, but you get

754
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 6: the idea of what I meant, doesn't get it.

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Speaker 2: That's all that matter.

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00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:25,400
Speaker 7: So let's ask Shawna Shauna, based on the conversation that

757
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 7: you just had with Tyler, are you interested in meeting

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00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 7: up in person with him?

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00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 12: I'm definitely interested.

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Speaker 14: I would just love a photo, maybe just to see

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Speaker 14: what he looks like, or maybe he could describe himself.

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Speaker 2: That's only if he agrees and they both agree.

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Speaker 7: I mean, so, Tyler, go ahead, why don't you describe

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Speaker 7: what you look like in general? For for Shawna, give

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Speaker 7: her an.

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00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 10: Image, So I look like the arm curl emoji. No,

767
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 10: I'm kidding.

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00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 2: The girls laugh.

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Speaker 1: I'm just excited to hear what do you look like?

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Speaker 9: Man?

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00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 10: I'll good to the first thing. I know every every

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00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 10: woman's wanting. I am five to eleven. I don't lie

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00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 10: about being six foot O the cutoff. I'm honestly the

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Speaker 10: most important.

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00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:16,720
Speaker 6: Obviously, Alexis is shaking her head, so okay, anything else.

776
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,479
Speaker 10: Brown hair, brown eyes. I've been called like an off

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00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 10: brand zach Efron. If that kind of meats the picture

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00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 10: for you, okay.

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00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 7: Current zach Efron or zach Efron from high school musical.

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00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 6: There's a big.

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00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 1: Difference, you know, like zach Efron from Wish you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Shawna, what do you think you into off brand

784
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 6: zach Efron?

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Speaker 9: You know I am I?

786
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, girl, I believe you with how you answered that

787
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 6: for sure.

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00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 7: Why don't you tell Tyler a little bit? How about

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00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 7: your physical appearance?

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Speaker 8: Well, I'm pretty sure I'm five too, but i'm.

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Speaker 14: Brown hair, I'm a ballet dancer. So at make of

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Speaker 14: that with what you will?

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00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 10: And do you have a celebrity look alike?

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00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 14: So my mom has a lot of people, but my

795
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 14: mom is the first one to tell me that I

796
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 14: kind of look like Judy Garland circa Wizard of Oz.

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00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so wholesome. That's a bad witch

798
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 1: or good witch. Judy is a yeah Dorothy.

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Speaker 6: I mean she's fourteen years old. So yeah, I don't

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00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 6: know if that's necessary the best.

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00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: Description when you're five to two, you know, because you're young.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 14: I mean I am short and look I look young

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Speaker 14: from my age.

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Speaker 7: What do you think, Tyler, you into a nineteen twenties,

806
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 7: fourteen year old starlet? Night A, Sorry, excuse me, it's

807
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 7: totally different, you know, and it.

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Speaker 15: Was described like that, you know, Oh worried, But I'm

809
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 15: why I want to try to do the next step.

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00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 15: Let's let's give it a truck that you guys sound like.

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Speaker 1: A cute couple in my mind anyway, can you believe it? Yeah,

812
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 1: we did it, so.

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00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 7: Maybe the very first time on this show, Blind Truly

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00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 7: Love is y Oh.

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00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: My god, give us an update after you guys meet up.

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00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 10: Okay, we'll give you a recap and sound effects.

817
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 7: Okay, oh yeah, maybe just send that to Brooks voicemail alone.

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00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 7: That is Blind Love is Texting seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 7: If you want to appear on the next edition and

820
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Speaker 7: maybe find your true love right here on the show,

821
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Speaker 7: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 7: A woman just shared the secret red flag detector that

824
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 7: she uses to instantly tell if a guy on a

825
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 7: dating app is sexist. Plus, you probably know who the

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00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 7: richest humans on TikTok are, But do you know the

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00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 7: top three richest animals on the platform.

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Speaker 6: Oh oh no, Their earnings just got released and it

829
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Speaker 6: will shock you.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's probably gonna hurt.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna tell you coming up in a TikTok click shock. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's at eight ten.

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Speaker 7: Some people say they can't start their day till they

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Speaker 7: get their morning cup of car.

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Speaker 1: Oh got a man to that.

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Speaker 7: I can't ef I can't start my day until I

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Speaker 7: get my grande.

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Speaker 6: TikTok click shot with rhino milk and pulp of hazel nuts.

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Speaker 7: It's TikTok click shock because you're so shocked at how

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Speaker 7: many clicks that viral video is getting. We've already got

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Speaker 7: some of the hottest tiktoks from the past week. Let's

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Speaker 7: get into it with your first TikTok click shock, which

843
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Speaker 7: is from a New Yorker named Samantha de Bardi La Bandlian.

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Speaker 1: Who is that her TikTok? Then, because you may want

845
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Speaker 1: to switch that up, it's Tranda Dy.

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Speaker 7: Her TikTok video racked up over two and a half

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Speaker 7: million views, and it's a red flag detector for every

848
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Speaker 7: woman with a dating app who wants to know is

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Speaker 7: the guy I'm chatting with sexist? And people are calling

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Speaker 7: it brilliant, Okay, right, I would say the first red

851
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 7: flag is he a guy? But on her Hinge profile

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Speaker 7: she has a prompt where you have to answer two

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Speaker 7: truths and a lie, and she gives hers.

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Speaker 6: So here hers an extra toe.

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Speaker 13: My mom is a rocket scientist and I have a

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Speaker 13: sibling with the same name. It's outrageous, right, It's pretty good.

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Speaker 13: It's a tough one. People tend to get stumped. But

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Speaker 13: I will tell you the number of men who believe

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Speaker 13: that I have an extra toe or that I have

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Speaker 13: a sibling with the same name, and think that my

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Speaker 13: mom being a rocket scientist is the lie. Red flag,

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Speaker 13: immediate red flag. That's all the response that they get

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Speaker 13: from me.

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Speaker 2: Rocket scientist right away?

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Speaker 1: Are you just trying to prove.

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Speaker 4: I don't think you have a sibling with the same name.

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Speaker 4: Why would you name Sarah and Sarah or whatever?

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Speaker 6: But the way that people name their kids now, you

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Speaker 6: can never tell.

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Speaker 1: Though, I mean it makes sense, it's it is an

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Speaker 1: easy tell.

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Speaker 5: You probably don't have a rocket scientist for a mom

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Speaker 5: who also named your kids the same name.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, TikTok. Commentarys have applauded Samantha's clever. I'm saying, you know,

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Speaker 7: this is genius like your mom. Uh huh yeah, and

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Speaker 7: another said I'm totally stealing this.

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Speaker 9: So the other guy.

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Speaker 4: Probably said I'll suck that extra tilla. Whoa, these guys

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Speaker 4: are weird and.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's a different type of flag exactly. That's

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Speaker 6: a TikTok click shot. You're next. TikTok click shot.

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Speaker 7: Comes from a twenty twenty seven year old woman in

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Speaker 7: Mexico who goes by Zema Salazar. She hashtagged her video

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Speaker 7: with cheaters get caught, Latina's be like, and Kasa TikTok okay,

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Speaker 7: and in it she shared the secret way women can

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Speaker 7: instantly know if their living boyfriend is being unfaithful to them.

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Speaker 5: So right now we're on the algorithm of TikTok of

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Speaker 5: just women just calling out all the dirntey dogs out there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, broke, I'm guessing you already know this trick.

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Speaker 7: But Zima says that I was out of town for

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Speaker 7: work when I came home and found out he cleaned.

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Speaker 6: Which was suspicious already.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah fly.

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Speaker 7: The biggest telltale sign was he put all my bathroom

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Speaker 7: toiletries under the sink out of view. Her video got

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Speaker 7: over three million views and thousands of comments from people

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Speaker 7: empathizing with her. One of them said, one day I

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Speaker 7: came home from work and all our pictures were off

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Speaker 7: the wall.

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Speaker 6: My boyfriend told me he was dusting a.

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Speaker 1: Picture frames.

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00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 9: Yeah.

903
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 6: Months later I found out he was cheating.

904
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: Months It took months.

905
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 6: There she had a very clean house for Yeah.

906
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 7: And another one wrote My boyfriend said his sister was

907
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 7: coming to visit, but when I got back, the guest

908
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 7: bed was untouched. He told me she decided to sleep

909
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 7: in his bed because she wanted to be close with him.

910
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh, and she's like sweet. And then months later she

911
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: found out.

912
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 6: Yes, message received. Guys, do not clean, whether you're cheating

913
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 6: or not.

914
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 7: If you clean, the ladies are gonna think that you. Yeah,

915
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 7: just remember leaving a mess. Your girl won stress.

916
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 6: That's a TikTok shombero.

917
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 7: So you've heard about influencers like Addison Ray and Charlie

918
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 7: de Emilio.

919
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 6: But what about TikTok's wealthiest animals.

920
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: Oh, I always am fascinated by the yating.

921
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 7: Well, my favorite publication, All about Cats, just released the

922
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 7: earnings of the top animal accounts on TikTok. Oh, and

923
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 7: it's quite pausible that's some of the more popular pet

924
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 7: fluencers make more money than your average social media star.

925
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 7: So at the very top of the leaderboard, Number one

926
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 7: is that little puff?

927
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: What's that?

928
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 6: What you guys know that little puff?

929
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 1: I don't know that little puff.

930
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 11: Saw that little puff?

931
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 7: It's a cat who has close to twenty eight million

932
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 7: followers who and the owner dresses her up in a

933
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 7: bunch of different costumes. Oh, she makes twenty six thousand

934
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 7: dollars per pose.

935
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 6: Her post day.

936
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: She's so cute, it is.

937
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 5: Well, that's why they're getting a backup ready for cats

938
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 5: don't live forever, you know, they have long Sure a.

939
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 6: Little puff too.

940
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 5: Yeah.

941
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 6: The two spot goes to Jiff Palm.

942
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 7: Even if you don't follow Jeff, you'd probably be able

943
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 7: to recognize this little fluffy Pomeranian who has also a

944
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 7: full wardrobe of costumes that he wears.

945
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I do know, I've seen him. You just

946
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 1: got to get a pet that can stand putting on costumes, Yeah,

947
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: is what it sounds like.

948
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 7: They don't need to be talented or be able to

949
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,439
Speaker 7: even move, as long as they look kind of cute

950
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 7: and the costs.

951
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: My roommates dog will wear anything.

952
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 3: I need to get on this.

953
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 9: I don't know.

954
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: I need to start.

955
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 7: Jiff has over twenty million followers and earns twenty one

956
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 7: grand per post.

957
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: So wild and the owners like that's all they do.

958
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 7: The bronze medal for most earning goes to the chipmunks

959
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 7: of TikTok, Dinky, Squishy.

960
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 6: Mushy and SpongeBob.

961
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 7: There are just a few of the critters who account

962
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 7: for fourteen million followers, and they make it close to

963
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 7: fourteen thousand dollars per post as people stare in awe

964
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 7: and watch them stuff their little faces with unhealthy snacks.

965
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 7: So if you've ever wondered how many chocolate covered cheese

966
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 7: it's can Dinky and Squirt fit in their little mouths,

967
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 7: you should definitely give them a follow and find out

968
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 7: the answert.

969
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: What's your name? Squirt?

970
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:21,880
Speaker 9: When I was little?

971
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh that thing didn't get eaten by my cat?

972
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it could have been a star.

973
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 2: People don't think about that one TikTok star could.

974
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: Eat another.

975
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 6: Clicks.

976
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 7: So have a great day of work and remember there

977
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 7: are chipmunks who are literally making more money today eating

978
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 7: cornnuts than you make in months of hard labor. Those

979
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 7: are your TikTok stories for today.

980
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Broke.

981
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 7: I'm not sure if you would remember a guy named

982
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 7: Sam from Tacoma who played you two years ago and

983
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 7: he lost, so he's owing one against you all time

984
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,280
Speaker 7: and ever since then. Sam says he has been watching

985
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 7: Instagram and Facebook for random facts just so that he

986
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 7: could come back and take you down.

987
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 6: That's how important this is to him.

988
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 9: I like that.

989
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: That's your excuse for beat on social media, Sam.

990
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 3: I appreciate that.

991
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got money on the line.

992
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 6: Welcome back.

993
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 12: Sam.

994
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: Have you found like one account that's more random facts

995
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: than others?

996
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,280
Speaker 15: No, I've just been watching as my knee as I could, Okay,

997
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 15: all right, and.

998
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 1: Just trusting that they're true.

999
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 10: Right.

1000
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 7: Yes, Sam hasn't gone to work. He's been neglecting his

1001
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 7: family for two years just so that he could come back.

1002
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 6: And I'm proud of you. Man.

1003
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 7: Let's send Brook out of the studio while that happens.

1004
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 7: You know how the game works. He got thirty seconds

1005
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 7: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1006
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 7: know when, you can say pass. But you have to

1007
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 7: beat Brooke out right to win. Are you ready?

1008
00:47:58,880 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1009
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,919
Speaker 6: This is your moment. Your time starts now.

1010
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 3: On this day.

1011
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 7: In eighteen fifty two, Lonnie Clayton became the youngest jockey

1012
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 7: to win the Kentucky Derby.

1013
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 6: How old was he.

1014
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 10: Sixteenth?

1015
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 6: In what video game?

1016
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 7: Would you find four ghosts named Blinky, Pinky Inky and Clyde.

1017
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 10: Pacman?

1018
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 7: What liquor is taken out if you order a virgin

1019
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:25,479
Speaker 7: bloody Mary Loca. Xerox developed the first ever laser printer

1020
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:26,800
Speaker 7: in What Decade.

1021
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:28,959
Speaker 9: Machine Eddie?

1022
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 6: What animated Disney movie has the most sequels?

1023
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 10: Toy story?

1024
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 6: Oh, Sam, I am very very proud of you.

1025
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 7: That was a well well done round. Let's bring brook

1026
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 7: back into the studio. And while he's been researching random

1027
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 7: facts on the side, Sam has also apparently started his

1028
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 7: own business.

1029
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: Hey what is it, Sam?

1030
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 14: Yes, I do photo buttons like the Fair, except I

1031
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 14: could put any picture on there, and you know, any

1032
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 14: title as well, like Mother's Day, Father's Day.

1033
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,720
Speaker 6: What's a photo but like a button on your clothes,

1034
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 6: like a big one like the Fair?

1035
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 4: Oh okay, you make us a custom button for Brooky

1036
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 4: World's okayest.

1037
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 6: Mom put it on there.

1038
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: Yes, again, I'm not your mother, so we don't mean yeah,

1039
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: you don't need to do that for me.

1040
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 10: Yeah wow, I could put one one because I tried

1041
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 10: to score up there.

1042
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, controller with this, I.

1043
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 7: Was calling his shot. Just poke it, Brooks, You're turn

1044
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 7: You're ready. Yeah, your time starts now on this day.

1045
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 7: In eighteen fifty two, Lonnie Clayton became the youngest jockey

1046
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 7: to win the Kentucky Derby.

1047
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 6: How old was he? H?

1048
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: Fourteen?

1049
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 7: In what video game would you find? Four ghosts? Name Blinky,

1050
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 7: Pinky and Clyde? What liquor is taken out if you

1051
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,439
Speaker 7: order a virgin Bloody Mary?

1052
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: Uh, bloody Mary vodka.

1053
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,720
Speaker 6: Xerox developed the first ever laser printer in what decade?

1054
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: Fifties?

1055
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 6: What animated Disney movie has the most sequels?

1056
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: Not a linking?

1057
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 6: Oh? Got the answers in time? Over to the scoreboard

1058
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 6: to see how you've all did with hose he.

1059
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 11: Oh boy, I've never gotten a package's take. I've always

1060
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 11: wanted to have a huge package.

1061
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: But Sam, you did good?

1062
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 3: You got three?

1063
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 2: Correct today?

1064
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 10: Bro?

1065
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 11: Are we counting?

1066
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 6: Toy?

1067
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 11: Story?

1068
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 1: Is Disney? Because it's Pixar?

1069
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 2: Well we I can't confirm we are?

1070
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 10: And you?

1071
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

1072
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 13: Ten?

1073
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 7: Sam, congratulations, buddy, one and one all time.

1074
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 6: Now you can go say hi to your friends and

1075
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:43,959
Speaker 6: family again.

1076
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: Shut up a right, Sam?

1077
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 2: Usually a giant bear?

1078
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 3: Sam?

1079
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 7: Is that you coming out of his hole in the ground.

1080
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 7: Let's go with the answers for everybody on this day.

1081
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,240
Speaker 7: In eighteen fifty two, Lonnie Clayton was the youngest jockey

1082
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 7: to win the Kentucky Derby at age fifteen.

1083
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 6: Yes he said sixteen right in the middle.

1084
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 7: The video game with four ghosts named Blinky, Pinky, Inky

1085
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 7: and Clyde is pac Man. If you're ordering a virgin

1086
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 7: Bloody Mary, they'll take the vodka out for you.

1087
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1088
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 7: Xerox developed the first laser printer in the nineteen seventies.

1089
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 7: And yes, Toy Story is the Disney movie with the

1090
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,239
Speaker 7: most sequels.

1091
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 5: Four movies Startes Pixar and then it got bought or

1092
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 5: is it Okayney Pixar.

1093
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, fine, don't argue with the hosts.

1094
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: Whatever, Brook whatever. There was like three lion Kings, the

1095
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: other two were terrible.

1096
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 2: Brooks Samer isn't gonna work in two years.

1097
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: Something right, It's Toy Story.

1098
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 7: Congratulations Sam, not only to get one hundred bucks, but

1099
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 7: just for playing, we are giving you some free Brook

1100
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey swag.

1101
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 6: Nice and we'll be back to do wind Brooks bucks

1102
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 6: same time tomorrow.

1103
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning