WEBVTT - Ep 295: Workplace Romance (ft. 25 & Over Club) 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:09.160 Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decisions. Guys, 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:14.440 Welcome to another That's right, baby, We're still fucking here 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:19.160 another episode of Harvard Bled. This is yours. I'm your girl, 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:22.599 Mandy b a k A peg Stellan a k A 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:28.560 that bitch. Hi, everybody, I'm wheezy. Welcome back to another episode. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:32.400 Today we're joined by another podcast called over Yes Right 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:41.720 and who has given senior citizens hundreds. We've got Renee 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:45.040 building in the building. Tell us what your podcast is about, 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:47.479 and you better not say everything. No, of course, my 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:51.159 um oh podcast is about life after twenty five fit different. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:55.160 So we talked about relationships, UM, mental health people, UM 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:59.440 because I use a bitch nowadays, UM dating there's been 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:04.400 a damp and then we talk it's it's no longer, 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.520 and then we just I'm not gonna say everything, but 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.800 we just talked about life in different the twenty five, 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.440 like healthcare for real night and dogs ain't paying enough. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.800 You know, I get a good paycheck, but I got 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:18.760 bad spend. It happened. So what's y'alls dynamic? How do 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.880 you know each other? We've been friends for over ten years. 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:26.559 Really met in the fast food industry as little little 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:31.399 scoundrels in that what was this? What fast food place? McDonald's. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.000 I'm not sure you get paid at that time when 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:39.080 I started, I started, Wow, I'm so happy to get 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:46.720 fifteen back. I'm sorry we met because one day she 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:48.559 was I was at the conversation, she was in the kitchen, 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.600 and then I was I'm in love with Beyonce just 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.120 on those carter So I was like, remember those ones 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:58.000 I do? She was like, well there. So we looked 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.640 up all right, and it was magic from me here. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.640 That's my best friend and he's favorite song. Hey, that's 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:09.760 that's scaraoke here. So tell us your age and your 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.720 sexual orientation. Oh, I am thirty four years old and 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:21.160 my sexual orientation is heterosexual. Okay, bor right, I've just 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:24.760 turned the big thirty, and um, I'm trying sexual. I'm 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.680 gonna try everything. Okay, Well, now I'm just honestly gay. 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.480 Have you tried pussy? I did a long time, but 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:32.640 I don't really remember it. But I did tell her 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.320 recently like I wanted to try it again, and she 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.519 gave me some tips. So I don't want to try. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:43.280 I just want you pussy again. Pussy, I know, right, 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:49.480 actually agree agree eating a puss the same things. Oh, 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.239 I mean, they're right there, bro. You don't need skill 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:56.160 to eat asks. You need skill to eat pu But 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:58.320 also when you ship, you still gotta like your pussy 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:02.359 in your ask. They right there, neighbors, you're pissed and 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.239 your ship regardless, you got a white bow to me, 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:09.080 you gonna eat as well. If you eat s, you 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:12.560 may as well go ahead and eat pussy too. Okay, 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:16.880 So I told him he has to know how to 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.840 gyrate his like finger and tongue at the same time. Again, 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:27.880 yes to know, Yes to know, because not every girl 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:31.840 likes to be fingered. Like there's a lot of fingers 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.040 out for him. But don't still now, don't listen all 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:46.320 your mouth you do have like that's how she said. 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:51.480 I don't know, you're not a gold star game, but 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:53.920 I want to know. Do y'all have the same type 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:57.120 in man? We're like, get up a gun on the table. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:03.240 Oh god, how do we here talking about that? That 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:05.080 make it feel more like I was just I mean, 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.760 not necessarily a gang banger, but just like a guy 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:11.280 that I don't know something of. We live in New York. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:15.880 What are y'all talking about? It. What's it? What is 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.120 it in Jersey? Isn't the illegal part of fun? Exactly? No, 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.679 you look over to the dresser on the side table, 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:25.880 you just see it like our niggas between I'm sorry, um, 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:28.599 I just said I would love to voice the first 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:32.680 forty eight and nigcause we guns is how she was 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.479 just a casualty in the wrong place at the wrong time. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:39.160 That's what I wasn't at the wrong I mean what 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.240 you know something about it makes me feel safe. When 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:43.720 they have to like take this shirt off and they 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.240 put out the weed, they put the gun out. That's 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.800 exactly what you take their clothes on. I don't like this. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.960 So you'll dig jump and you're pussy throng for a gun. 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:56.040 Y'all have the same time. Now, I'm assuming he's who 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.719 I have never had sex, but curious, if you have, 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.120 like a celebrity crush, you have the same site, would 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.880 you be willing to have a threesome to fuck? No, 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:06.839 I wanted to think it to myself, really just about 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:13.719 to join. So Vinnie swears we're going to have a 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.440 three some one day, and I really don't think we will, 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:18.880 not like we want to funk together each other like 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.240 sometimes when we're pouting about needs to be flirting with 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:24.479 us and it's weird. But also, what if we both 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:28.200 really wanted bad, you could always just run a train 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.440 and take turns. That's kind of how our three something 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.320 we keep doing. That's not a threesome. That's you fuck 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.839 him and then you leave and then Vinnie comes up. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.560 It's the closest we can I would do that, Okay, 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:44.120 I'm not done with friends in the past. Before I 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:50.800 was like, I was having the word and hold on, 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:55.440 hold on, hold on, hold on. I understand. Out of 0:05:55.520 --> 0:06:00.320 the Office is like the episode of Today, And because 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.640 you are such a workplace, hop, we're gonna have to 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.600 skip back. Yeah, we're gonna have to come back there. 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:06.520 We're gonna We're gonna come back. What the fund are 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:09.160 you talking about? What this now? We're gonna come back 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.560 to it. We're gonna he said in there, what's your fuckings? 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:21.160 And Thecdonalds. Yeah, the goddamn you avoided from the drip 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:24.400 to say yes because there was one nig he will 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.520 dropping his boyfriend off, and when you dropped his boyfriend 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.040 off on the overnight shift, I will leave with his boyfriend. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:31.200 So the ups pick up drop one and we used 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.000 to have a manager that made the schedule, so we 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.919 always made he got his turn with the guy, so 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.599 we made sure the other guy worked in the day, 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:45.680 Billy worked that night. And because this is my friend, 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:51.640 you can get Yeah, I mean no, I don't do that. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:55.560 That's grown up. That's what you do. That's what it's not. 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.520 Do you ever find out no, I mean listen to this, 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.440 right did he? I mean he probably did because he 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:04.040 does watch all a podcast and I'd be like when 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:12.320 I was in but it happened. You what they do 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.080 to me? Okay, it's nothing. Let me jump into his 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.760 vanilla ship. Because Jesus Christ, there is a man um 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.400 and hadn't actually found this. It says there's a man 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.280 who says his eighteen point nine inch penis is a 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:27.480 disability that forces him to live off of food banks. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:30.240 No way, literally, it has stopped him from working. His 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:33.160 dick is so big that he's claimed the man's size. 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:36.160 I mean, the size of his manhood is genuinely a 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:40.240 real disability. Um, He's fifty four years old and South Delo, Mexico. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.280 He's turned down a size reduction. So wait, is it 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:50.560 dick the same height as him. I'm just saying, wait, okay, 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:57.120 half his size. I'm trying to visualize no foot long, 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:01.280 you know, right, and we just went to a foot 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.360 and you just said that a man was two feet close. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:09.520 I'm feeling okay. He made headlines in two thousand fifteen 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.440 after there was a video of him weighing his dick 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.720 to prove its authenticity. Is half a meter penis swashed 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.760 smashed the world record with an American actors dick who 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:19.680 was Jonah Falcon, whose dick was nine and a half 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:23.680 inches flacid thirteen and a half when erect. So he said, 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.640 I'm famous because I have the biggest dick in the world. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.520 And that's basically why he doesn't want to get a reduction. 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:33.240 I've seen him before, this guy, the different we're talked 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.440 about seen I always thought it was fake. I always 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.920 thought that I'm happy with my penis. I know nobody 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:39.560 has the size I have. I would love to be 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.319 in the Guinness World Book a record, but they don't 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.400 recognize this kind of record. But despite it, tried um. 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:46.079 We have advised him the best thing for you is 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:47.959 to have a normal shape penis so it doesn't hurt 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:49.960 you in order to have children, in order to have 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:54.760 sexual relationships. But he doesn't accept it. He's the bottom. 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:58.840 He Notino culture. Whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.600 This is a quote a shame. Okay, you see he 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:06.520 also he's saying he's saying okay. So they say it's 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.720 something that makes the difference. So obviously he feels special. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:12.480 Um doctors have been able to offer insight. They said 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.480 he's been stretching his penis with weights. That's what they believe. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.720 He was obsessed with his penis life again, his enlargement 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.760 as a teenager, wrapping bands, weights, trying to stretch it. 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:27.640 So in the X ray when you look at his penis, 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.280 basically it's skin right. So it's causing a number of 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:34.920 health problems. You'inary tract impression because he has four skin 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.840 that's so fucking long. Sometimes he has to wrap his 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:41.240 dick and bandages. He's also unable to sleep chest down. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:42.920 He has to put his dick on its own pillow 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:50.720 or it's a bro It's two years later. He he 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:55.440 can never penetrate anybody because his dick is too He 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.520 also can't fit condoms. He said he did attempt to 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.520 have sex twice, but the first woman backed out and 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.040 the other had to stop because it was too painful. So, yes, 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.600 he does have a disability. He can't wear a uniform 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.160 like anybody at companies, he can't get on his knees, 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:13.319 he can't run fast, and so his dick's too baby basis. 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.520 But he doesn't want to handicap sicker. What is he like? 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:20.520 Why why is he disability? An adult company offered to 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.600 pay him to having a reduction, but his goal is 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:26.800 to meet the right person that can take his dick 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.240 and launch him as a porn star. He says he 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.040 wants to go back to the USA and live his 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.960 life over there. And I need a fiance, bitch. If 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.600 he was cuter, i'd do it um and you could 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:39.079 take an eighteen his dick. This no, I just want 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:46.079 to take the head because you're not feeling you know 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:48.320 much blended Pobby takes for him. He says, they're also 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.440 more liberally states, so he feels like he could live 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.120 a better life there. So like, here's the tripping part 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.040 about it to me, all of it. When he got 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.600 to the disability clinic and he had to put his 0:10:57.640 --> 0:11:01.360 dick down just like two big I think you're to 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:04.080 be Yeah, yeah, I would have taken the reduction fall 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:05.920 with this accident, but at least you can make it. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.920 It's not problematic for me it is. Um. So, speaking 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.400 of big dicks, I think we should make that your 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:14.079 hord derve this week. We want you all to give 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:17.079 us a tip on taking big dicks or not taking them. Also, 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:22.840 do you have a dick from me? Averagise, I'm now reverse. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.000 I prot one of myself to adverse, promoted, used to 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.400 believed the bottom, but I am myself Billy the verse, 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:31.719 not Billy the bottom. Because as you get older, you know, 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.880 I'm tired of prepping the booty hole the time, like 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.400 I mean my booy holes queening, but I'm tired of 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:39.400 squirting what up there? Jumping up and down and know 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.640 it's a lot of words. It's a job. Being that 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:43.600 you have a medium dick. Do you find it easier 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:52.520 to like that same medium? You you them easier because 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:57.559 you're like, it's not yeah, it was more fun medium large? Melle, 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:05.160 don't giving mel Do you have a tip for taking 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:10.840 a big day? Um ship, Um, I only have a tip. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:15.679 I just do it like a pro, that's right. I 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:21.960 just like you know, breathing breath. Say Lord, please be 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.920 with me. You said you talked to God, guy Daddy. 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:38.640 I'm sorry everybody, but my God, please be with me. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.880 If it's a big day, like passing touris had a 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:49.080 big day. His name was tourist, but calling past thetors 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:51.480 because the relationship, all he did was yelling at me 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.840 and asks for money. So he's a pastor. Now I 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.720 can't be with yo. That is valarious. That is one 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.720 of the best things I've ever heard. How much money 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:01.080 would you asked you for? It? Was it like a lot? 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.240 Or like broke? The dick was good if you He 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.040 was broth broke, and I just got a trouble for 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:08.480 saying something about him. I said unemployed floid on the show. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:12.160 He didn't like that. So but he was. He was broke, broke, 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:14.160 like I got tired. She called me a trick, and 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:17.000 I don't like that. I got tired. Him out him 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:18.840 bring your hand there, And I'm not a trick. I 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.760 just love a lot and I just like I'm a virgo. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:22.760 Flying him ount is exhausting. What would you put airline? 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.720 Would you put him on? Oh? We don't do spirit 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.800 or nothing. So we probably do. We definitely do Delta 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.120 and we've done American that was really nice to you. 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.000 And you didn't do basic economy. Did you put him 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:37.319 in the main cabin um? No? No, yeah basic basically, 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.400 well he lives. Yeah, he was one of my employees 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:43.240 on long something. Here we go, so you how much 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.280 money he was making. We're gonna get this. Okay, even 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:47.720 if it's not a big tick tip, tell us you're 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.960 a sex tip, like sex tip, and I did have 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:55.800 a big dig tip. Women shouldn't show it from lube 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:58.480 if it's like a really huge penis he was lube. 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:00.440 I don't want to sit there and having to be 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:05.040 in a painful experience. I want to enjoy my Yes, 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.160 it's just like it doesn't really happen to me often, 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.120 but I feel like, like how often for you? Um, 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:15.600 not out of it's like always because for example, one 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.320 of my home girls recently told me that all these 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:19.160 dudes on the titty fucker and she was like to 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:21.040 be mad into it, and I'm like, no, they don't. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.040 I'm like, oh, maybe it's not in the city, right, 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.560 But also like, man, are is small? I mean they're 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:28.840 not even mine. But I feel like if you got 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:32.160 titties like yours. Have you ever wanted a reduction? Yes, 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:35.880 I'm I have about to do them probably next two months. Congrats, 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:39.080 and have men like if like told you like they 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:40.880 wouldn't be into you or something like that, Like the 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:44.600 guy made now he's like absolutely not. I hate don't 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.360 do that. I love it the way it is like 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.560 you ain't gonna give me back. I don't like dudes 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:53.760 are so fun because it's my fault because we had 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.120 did too many titty tricks and now he just can't 0:14:56.160 --> 0:15:00.920 live without them. So so like guys spen in you 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:05.720 like then then it's like, oh, I'm like laying on 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:10.280 like you know, like when a guy straddles your chest 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:15.080 like straddling it's going right up there and it's like 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:21.000 he doesn't have these Yeah you about you a lot. No, No, 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.800 this is a u thing. Everybody is going like clicker 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.480 because I know you get the best head, so you know, 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:41.560 so proclean right. It's because I honestly, I think the 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:44.160 last dick I sucked When he told me how great 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.920 I was after I almost wanted to ask him what 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:50.520 I was doing, but I realized a few things. One 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.840 niggas love how much noise I make when I'm sucking dick. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.800 I noticed that, like I'm own a lot BDD always 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:57.320 be talking about that ship. He'd be like, you give 0:15:57.320 --> 0:15:58.760 be waning when you suck my dick, and I'll be like, 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:03.600 do that everybody. But also this dude in particular, I 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.080 just think he wasn't used to someone understanding what to 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.440 do with their hands. And I don't just use my 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.880 hands on some twisty grip ship like I use my 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:17.680 fingers for pressure on dick. And also with the spit, 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.880 I always let them watch me spit. And I think 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.400 a lot of chicks like might just like spit on it, 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.760 but I like make it really exaggerated, and it's a 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:31.120 passion of mine. Visuals are really important. Yeah, the way 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:35.160 you just I thought you were asked me no passion 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:38.480 because I felt like as I got older, I can't 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:40.400 go all the way to the base no more. With 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.720 big dick. I just make as much effort as I 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:45.280 can to like go up and down the shop so 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:47.000 that the bottom of their dick isn't forgotten. Because I 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:48.600 think what a lot of people do the big dicks 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.600 is they just keep sucking the top or half the 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.840 top and then jerking it off like no, I'll let 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:55.240 them feel my tongue and I'll like go up and 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:58.320 down with my mouth's Like it's kind of exhausting to do, 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.840 but like you know, I I enjoy it a lot. 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.280 I feel like I got a master class just now. Also, 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.679 if you get on, let a dude like stand up 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:07.680 or like if you're on your knees, the dick can 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:09.479 hit them in a different way because most people are 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.040 used to he lays on the bed and you're hunched over. 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.840 But if they stand up sometimes it allows for more 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.280 blood flow, so like you're actually sucking a dick like 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:19.960 straight instead of you crunched over, so you can take 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:23.520 more dick. And there's um in terms like if you 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:26.639 really can really want to make it sloppy too, Like 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:29.480 a lot of times, right we have sex after drinking 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.040 our mouths on is what is we want them to be. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:36.000 There's actually mints that creates sliva in your mouth too. 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.080 I just bought them as they go. I was with 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:40.399 thought they were just mints. I was like, yeah, no, 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:46.840 you took dick's you know. Yeah, if you guys aren't 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:48.480 just I'll take a picture and at least put the 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:50.879 put the type that I got. Um, I got it 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:53.920 from a Hollywood hustler, and um, I'll write the name 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:55.720 of him on our Patreon if you join us on Patreon, It, 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:58.960 patreon dot com, back slash hoard. But there dick sucking 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:00.720 mins and what they do is literally put them in. 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:03.760 They don't create like any popping sensation, but they literally 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.679 make your mouth like you just are drooling, and they 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:09.680 take good add the watermelon. But also it's not that 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:11.919 easy to salivate, especially if like you've been out smoking 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:16.560 and doing But you know, when when I stuck Dreambill 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:18.480 music and he texted me the next day, was like, yo, 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:20.600 that was like the best I had ever had, I 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:23.320 realized because we had waited so long and have sex. 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:26.159 I sucked as did crazy And the only thing that 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:29.240 I did was really crazy was like I just didn't 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.960 really take breaks. I was breathing through my nose a lot, 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:34.480 and even if I went up, like I made sure 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:38.560 my hand was doing something. I wasn't lazy. That too 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:43.120 was like men, know, when you're enjoying sucking, when you're 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:51.760 not cream from you don't do it. No, No, I 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.280 muty to like hear this audio. I can't even show 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:57.440 you the pictures that looks so bad. We had to 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:00.159 do an advertisement and I couldn't do it. Do you 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:02.679 remember that? Because I just left the dentist. So I 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:05.320 sent this to Dwayne, who's one of the producer whatever show, 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:07.400 and I was like, I need him to know I'm 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:22.879 not full of ship to show you. Yeah, but when 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:27.040 that's what I sounded like, you know, don't do it, 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:29.560 but it was really from my tonsils, don't do it. 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:33.040 And then it's like the cream we've actually said, and 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:35.240 that's a tip. Numine cream just should not be used 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:38.399 for sex at all because even in terms of using 0:19:38.400 --> 0:19:44.280 it for anal um health practitioner actually said, you need 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:47.000 to have sensation because you'll know if you're tearing something. 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:50.200 So you need to be able to tell if something 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:53.200 is actually painful or not, because that's what lets you 0:19:53.240 --> 0:19:57.439 know when something either needs to be slower, softer or whatever. 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:00.080 And so numbing cream takes away your ability to, oh, 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:05.440 if you're actually damaging something. I'm sorry to another article, Um, 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:07.720 I'm a sick nigga, So just knowing like I'm in 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:10.000 pain sometimes, like that's how I know nasty when it 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:18.679 hurts a little bit of that. Yeah, So I have 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:20.639 a kind of new segment I think we could do 0:20:20.680 --> 0:20:22.800 because we've been asking people a lot of fun up stories, 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:26.160 so I thought we'd call horror stories. Okay, how abot 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:28.560 we all to tell us? Then you both know each other. Ship. 0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:33.800 Who has the worst dating story? Probably you? That's not 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:37.000 workplace nigga. Uh. It's like you know, it's gonna be 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:38.960 very hard for us to narrow down the dating poor 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:44.120 of him dating guys he doesn't work with. How to work? 0:20:44.160 --> 0:20:47.879 Do you do? Restaurant man? About the same food in 0:20:47.960 --> 0:20:55.200 every Yeah. The fact that he hasn't gotten an HR 0:20:55.320 --> 0:21:05.879 case sexual yeah, you know, um, just happening. It's so 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:09.359 crazy because of my new job. Salard but oh my god, 0:21:09.440 --> 0:21:21.240 all right, yes, now you'd be in a salad. I'll 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:24.280 be right there. How you like your sallets? Now that's 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:30.360 an h ship. It's a question that you asked them. 0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:32.520 Do you want it? Light? You know what you wanted? 0:21:35.359 --> 0:21:42.440 That's nuts, no funny nuts. Do you get to raise 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:44.200 when you learn all of the salads? My heart, because 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:46.520 when I worked at Quick, I got a seventy five 0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:50.159 set praise when I knew all of the sandwiches without 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:54.240 looking at the menu you went from. I've been working 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:55.560 there for like four years and I still don't know 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:58.040 when the sallets. I just know the employees. That's it. 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:03.560 Nothing we sal So let's get to it. Worst day story, Um, 0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:07.080 I wouldn't say. Maybe when I took um Miami to 0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:15.440 Miami and the coffee champion him to Miami and then 0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:20.639 he wanted to I don't like that word at me. 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:22.000 One day I had to hold like, it's like, you're 0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:25.920 gonna give me an anxiety because I feel like, because 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:31.120 I'm a six you know, I'm rumbled because I worked 0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:36.440 my way up to the top. Literally, I just feel like, 0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:41.760 you know, give me the first I took him to Miami, 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:44.600 but he wanted to like have three sons and like 0:22:45.080 --> 0:22:47.119 have sex with other people. And when I took him 0:22:47.160 --> 0:22:50.119 out there, it was just more of like he started 0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:51.960 sucking other people. I was in the hotel room and 0:22:52.000 --> 0:22:54.439 he left me in the Miami club. Was a twist. 0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:57.640 He left me in the club, So I'm gonna give 0:22:57.680 --> 0:23:00.240 his number and I'm looking for him and back to 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:01.919 the hotel room here and come into the next day 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:05.119 with the walk of shame. Damn, Wow, you flew him 0:23:05.160 --> 0:23:10.040 out flew him out. So the flight leasing about three hours. 0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:13.000 So we went to the salon and they're doing right, 0:23:13.280 --> 0:23:15.840 and then I turned around. We're about to go, say airport. 0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:17.720 Then Nika had a whole nick hick you on his neck. 0:23:19.720 --> 0:23:22.440 I didn't know about some stuff from me because you 0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:27.400 don't want to be dumb whole hick one. And I said, 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:29.320 what do I do? Black cancel the flight? Do I 0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:31.840 just get on the plane. And then so we flew 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:33.520 to Miami. Then we was out there then that he 0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:35.720 met in the club he was buying weed from and 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:38.119