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Speaker 1: Today we're joined by another podcast called over Yes Right
Speaker 1: and who has given senior citizens hundreds. We've got Renee
Speaker 1: building in the building. Tell us what your podcast is about,
Speaker 1: and you better not say everything. No, of course, my
Speaker 1: um oh podcast is about life after twenty five fit different.
Speaker 1: So we talked about relationships, UM, mental health people, UM
Speaker 1: because I use a bitch nowadays, UM dating there's been
Speaker 1: a damp and then we talk it's it's no longer,
Speaker 1: and then we just I'm not gonna say everything, but
Speaker 1: we just talked about life in different the twenty five,
Speaker 1: like healthcare for real night and dogs ain't paying enough.
Speaker 1: You know, I get a good paycheck, but I got
Speaker 1: bad spend. It happened. So what's y'alls dynamic? How do
Speaker 1: you know each other? We've been friends for over ten years.
Speaker 1: Really met in the fast food industry as little little
Speaker 1: scoundrels in that what was this? What fast food place? McDonald's.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure you get paid at that time when
Speaker 1: I started, I started, Wow, I'm so happy to get
Speaker 1: fifteen back. I'm sorry we met because one day she
Speaker 1: was I was at the conversation, she was in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: and then I was I'm in love with Beyonce just
Speaker 1: on those carter So I was like, remember those ones
Speaker 1: I do? She was like, well there. So we looked
Speaker 1: up all right, and it was magic from me here.
Speaker 1: That's my best friend and he's favorite song. Hey, that's
Speaker 1: that's scaraoke here. So tell us your age and your
Speaker 1: sexual orientation. Oh, I am thirty four years old and
Speaker 1: my sexual orientation is heterosexual. Okay, bor right, I've just
Speaker 1: turned the big thirty, and um, I'm trying sexual. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try everything. Okay, Well, now I'm just honestly gay.
Speaker 1: Have you tried pussy? I did a long time, but
Speaker 1: I don't really remember it. But I did tell her
Speaker 1: recently like I wanted to try it again, and she
Speaker 1: gave me some tips. So I don't want to try.
Speaker 1: I just want you pussy again. Pussy, I know, right,
Speaker 1: actually agree agree eating a puss the same things. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean, they're right there, bro. You don't need skill
Speaker 1: to eat asks. You need skill to eat pu But
Speaker 1: also when you ship, you still gotta like your pussy
Speaker 1: in your ask. They right there, neighbors, you're pissed and
Speaker 1: your ship regardless, you got a white bow to me,
Speaker 1: you gonna eat as well. If you eat s, you
Speaker 1: may as well go ahead and eat pussy too. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I told him he has to know how to
Speaker 1: gyrate his like finger and tongue at the same time. Again,
Speaker 1: yes to know, Yes to know, because not every girl
Speaker 1: likes to be fingered. Like there's a lot of fingers
Speaker 1: out for him. But don't still now, don't listen all
Speaker 1: your mouth you do have like that's how she said.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're not a gold star game, but
Speaker 1: I want to know. Do y'all have the same type
Speaker 1: in man? We're like, get up a gun on the table.
Speaker 1: Oh god, how do we here talking about that? That
Speaker 1: make it feel more like I was just I mean,
Speaker 1: not necessarily a gang banger, but just like a guy
Speaker 1: that I don't know something of. We live in New York.
Speaker 1: What are y'all talking about? It. What's it? What is
Speaker 1: it in Jersey? Isn't the illegal part of fun? Exactly? No,
Speaker 1: you look over to the dresser on the side table,
Speaker 1: you just see it like our niggas between I'm sorry, um,
Speaker 1: I just said I would love to voice the first
Speaker 1: forty eight and nigcause we guns is how she was
Speaker 1: just a casualty in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Speaker 1: That's what I wasn't at the wrong I mean what
Speaker 1: you know something about it makes me feel safe. When
Speaker 1: they have to like take this shirt off and they
Speaker 1: put out the weed, they put the gun out. That's
Speaker 1: exactly what you take their clothes on. I don't like this.
Speaker 1: So you'll dig jump and you're pussy throng for a gun.
Speaker 1: Y'all have the same time. Now, I'm assuming he's who
Speaker 1: I have never had sex, but curious, if you have,
Speaker 1: like a celebrity crush, you have the same site, would
Speaker 1: you be willing to have a threesome to fuck? No,
Speaker 1: I wanted to think it to myself, really just about
Speaker 1: to join. So Vinnie swears we're going to have a
Speaker 1: three some one day, and I really don't think we will,
Speaker 1: not like we want to funk together each other like
Speaker 1: sometimes when we're pouting about needs to be flirting with
Speaker 1: us and it's weird. But also, what if we both
Speaker 1: really wanted bad, you could always just run a train
Speaker 1: and take turns. That's kind of how our three something
Speaker 1: we keep doing. That's not a threesome. That's you fuck
Speaker 1: him and then you leave and then Vinnie comes up.
Speaker 1: It's the closest we can I would do that, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not done with friends in the past. Before I
Speaker 1: was like, I was having the word and hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on. I understand. Out of
Speaker 1: the Office is like the episode of Today, And because
Speaker 1: you are such a workplace, hop, we're gonna have to
Speaker 1: skip back. Yeah, we're gonna have to come back there.
Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna come back. What the fund are
Speaker 1: you talking about? What this now? We're gonna come back
Speaker 1: to it. We're gonna he said in there, what's your fuckings?
Speaker 1: And Thecdonalds. Yeah, the goddamn you avoided from the drip
Speaker 1: to say yes because there was one nig he will
Speaker 1: dropping his boyfriend off, and when you dropped his boyfriend
Speaker 1: off on the overnight shift, I will leave with his boyfriend.
Speaker 1: So the ups pick up drop one and we used
Speaker 1: to have a manager that made the schedule, so we
Speaker 1: always made he got his turn with the guy, so
Speaker 1: we made sure the other guy worked in the day,
Speaker 1: Billy worked that night. And because this is my friend,
Speaker 1: you can get Yeah, I mean no, I don't do that.
Speaker 1: That's grown up. That's what you do. That's what it's not.
Speaker 1: Do you ever find out no, I mean listen to this,
Speaker 1: right did he? I mean he probably did because he
Speaker 1: does watch all a podcast and I'd be like when
Speaker 1: I was in but it happened. You what they do
Speaker 1: to me? Okay, it's nothing. Let me jump into his
Speaker 1: vanilla ship. Because Jesus Christ, there is a man um
Speaker 1: and hadn't actually found this. It says there's a man
Speaker 1: who says his eighteen point nine inch penis is a
Speaker 1: disability that forces him to live off of food banks.
Speaker 1: No way, literally, it has stopped him from working. His
Speaker 1: dick is so big that he's claimed the man's size.
Speaker 1: I mean, the size of his manhood is genuinely a
Speaker 1: real disability. Um, He's fifty four years old and South Delo, Mexico.
Speaker 1: He's turned down a size reduction. So wait, is it
Speaker 1: dick the same height as him. I'm just saying, wait, okay,
Speaker 1: half his size. I'm trying to visualize no foot long,
Speaker 1: you know, right, and we just went to a foot
Speaker 1: and you just said that a man was two feet close.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling okay. He made headlines in two thousand fifteen
Speaker 1: after there was a video of him weighing his dick
Speaker 1: to prove its authenticity. Is half a meter penis swashed
Speaker 1: smashed the world record with an American actors dick who
Speaker 1: was Jonah Falcon, whose dick was nine and a half
Speaker 1: inches flacid thirteen and a half when erect. So he said,
Speaker 1: I'm famous because I have the biggest dick in the world.
Speaker 1: And that's basically why he doesn't want to get a reduction.
Speaker 1: I've seen him before, this guy, the different we're talked
Speaker 1: about seen I always thought it was fake. I always
Speaker 1: thought that I'm happy with my penis. I know nobody
Speaker 1: has the size I have. I would love to be
Speaker 1: in the Guinness World Book a record, but they don't
Speaker 1: recognize this kind of record. But despite it, tried um.
Speaker 1: We have advised him the best thing for you is
Speaker 1: to have a normal shape penis so it doesn't hurt
Speaker 1: you in order to have children, in order to have
Speaker 1: sexual relationships. But he doesn't accept it. He's the bottom.
Speaker 1: He Notino culture. Whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.
Speaker 1: This is a quote a shame. Okay, you see he
Speaker 1: also he's saying he's saying okay. So they say it's
Speaker 1: something that makes the difference. So obviously he feels special.
Speaker 1: Um doctors have been able to offer insight. They said
Speaker 1: he's been stretching his penis with weights. That's what they believe.
Speaker 1: He was obsessed with his penis life again, his enlargement
Speaker 1: as a teenager, wrapping bands, weights, trying to stretch it.
Speaker 1: So in the X ray when you look at his penis,
Speaker 1: basically it's skin right. So it's causing a number of
Speaker 1: health problems. You'inary tract impression because he has four skin
Speaker 1: that's so fucking long. Sometimes he has to wrap his
Speaker 1: dick and bandages. He's also unable to sleep chest down.
Speaker 1: He has to put his dick on its own pillow
Speaker 1: or it's a bro It's two years later. He he
Speaker 1: can never penetrate anybody because his dick is too He
Speaker 1: also can't fit condoms. He said he did attempt to
Speaker 1: have sex twice, but the first woman backed out and
Speaker 1: the other had to stop because it was too painful. So, yes,
Speaker 1: he does have a disability. He can't wear a uniform
Speaker 1: like anybody at companies, he can't get on his knees,
Speaker 1: he can't run fast, and so his dick's too baby basis.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't want to handicap sicker. What is he like?
Speaker 1: Why why is he disability? An adult company offered to
Speaker 1: pay him to having a reduction, but his goal is
Speaker 1: to meet the right person that can take his dick
Speaker 1: and launch him as a porn star. He says he
Speaker 1: wants to go back to the USA and live his
Speaker 1: life over there. And I need a fiance, bitch. If
Speaker 1: he was cuter, i'd do it um and you could
Speaker 1: take an eighteen his dick. This no, I just want
Speaker 1: to take the head because you're not feeling you know
Speaker 1: much blended Pobby takes for him. He says, they're also
Speaker 1: more liberally states, so he feels like he could live
Speaker 1: a better life there. So like, here's the tripping part
Speaker 1: about it to me, all of it. When he got
Speaker 1: to the disability clinic and he had to put his
Speaker 1: dick down just like two big I think you're to
Speaker 1: be Yeah, yeah, I would have taken the reduction fall
Speaker 1: with this accident, but at least you can make it.
Speaker 1: It's not problematic for me it is. Um. So, speaking
Speaker 1: of big dicks, I think we should make that your
Speaker 1: hord derve this week. We want you all to give
Speaker 1: us a tip on taking big dicks or not taking them. Also,
Speaker 1: do you have a dick from me? Averagise, I'm now reverse.
Speaker 1: I prot one of myself to adverse, promoted, used to
Speaker 1: believed the bottom, but I am myself Billy the verse,
Speaker 1: not Billy the bottom. Because as you get older, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of prepping the booty hole the time, like
Speaker 1: I mean my booy holes queening, but I'm tired of
Speaker 1: squirting what up there? Jumping up and down and know
Speaker 1: it's a lot of words. It's a job. Being that
Speaker 1: you have a medium dick. Do you find it easier
Speaker 1: to like that same medium? You you them easier because
Speaker 1: you're like, it's not yeah, it was more fun medium large? Melle,
Speaker 1: don't giving mel Do you have a tip for taking
Speaker 1: a big day? Um ship, Um, I only have a tip.
Speaker 1: I just do it like a pro, that's right. I
Speaker 1: just like you know, breathing breath. Say Lord, please be
Speaker 1: with me. You said you talked to God, guy Daddy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry everybody, but my God, please be with me.
Speaker 1: If it's a big day, like passing touris had a
Speaker 1: big day. His name was tourist, but calling past thetors
Speaker 1: because the relationship, all he did was yelling at me
Speaker 1: and asks for money. So he's a pastor. Now I
Speaker 1: can't be with yo. That is valarious. That is one
Speaker 1: of the best things I've ever heard. How much money
Speaker 1: would you asked you for? It? Was it like a lot?
Speaker 1: Or like broke? The dick was good if you He
Speaker 1: was broth broke, and I just got a trouble for
Speaker 1: saying something about him. I said unemployed floid on the show.
Speaker 1: He didn't like that. So but he was. He was broke, broke,
Speaker 1: like I got tired. She called me a trick, and
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I got tired. Him out him
Speaker 1: bring your hand there, And I'm not a trick. I
Speaker 1: just love a lot and I just like I'm a virgo.
Speaker 1: Flying him ount is exhausting. What would you put airline?
Speaker 1: Would you put him on? Oh? We don't do spirit
Speaker 1: or nothing. So we probably do. We definitely do Delta
Speaker 1: and we've done American that was really nice to you.
Speaker 1: And you didn't do basic economy. Did you put him
Speaker 1: in the main cabin um? No? No, yeah basic basically,
Speaker 1: well he lives. Yeah, he was one of my employees
Speaker 1: on long something. Here we go, so you how much
Speaker 1: money he was making. We're gonna get this. Okay, even
Speaker 1: if it's not a big tick tip, tell us you're
Speaker 1: a sex tip, like sex tip, and I did have
Speaker 1: a big dig tip. Women shouldn't show it from lube
Speaker 1: if it's like a really huge penis he was lube.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit there and having to be
Speaker 1: in a painful experience. I want to enjoy my Yes,
Speaker 1: it's just like it doesn't really happen to me often,
Speaker 1: but I feel like, like how often for you? Um,
Speaker 1: not out of it's like always because for example, one
Speaker 1: of my home girls recently told me that all these
Speaker 1: dudes on the titty fucker and she was like to
Speaker 1: be mad into it, and I'm like, no, they don't.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, maybe it's not in the city, right,
Speaker 1: But also like, man, are is small? I mean they're
Speaker 1: not even mine. But I feel like if you got
Speaker 1: titties like yours. Have you ever wanted a reduction? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm I have about to do them probably next two months. Congrats,
Speaker 1: and have men like if like told you like they
Speaker 1: wouldn't be into you or something like that, Like the
Speaker 1: guy made now he's like absolutely not. I hate don't
Speaker 1: do that. I love it the way it is like
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna give me back. I don't like dudes
Speaker 1: are so fun because it's my fault because we had
Speaker 1: did too many titty tricks and now he just can't
Speaker 1: live without them. So so like guys spen in you
Speaker 1: like then then it's like, oh, I'm like laying on
Speaker 1: like you know, like when a guy straddles your chest
Speaker 1: like straddling it's going right up there and it's like
Speaker 1: he doesn't have these Yeah you about you a lot. No, No,
Speaker 1: this is a u thing. Everybody is going like clicker
Speaker 1: because I know you get the best head, so you know,
Speaker 1: so proclean right. It's because I honestly, I think the
Speaker 1: last dick I sucked When he told me how great
Speaker 1: I was after I almost wanted to ask him what
Speaker 1: I was doing, but I realized a few things. One
Speaker 1: niggas love how much noise I make when I'm sucking dick.
Speaker 1: I noticed that, like I'm own a lot BDD always
Speaker 1: be talking about that ship. He'd be like, you give
Speaker 1: be waning when you suck my dick, and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: do that everybody. But also this dude in particular, I
Speaker 1: just think he wasn't used to someone understanding what to
Speaker 1: do with their hands. And I don't just use my
Speaker 1: hands on some twisty grip ship like I use my
Speaker 1: fingers for pressure on dick. And also with the spit,
Speaker 1: I always let them watch me spit. And I think
Speaker 1: a lot of chicks like might just like spit on it,
Speaker 1: but I like make it really exaggerated, and it's a
Speaker 1: passion of mine. Visuals are really important. Yeah, the way
Speaker 1: you just I thought you were asked me no passion
Speaker 1: because I felt like as I got older, I can't
Speaker 1: go all the way to the base no more. With
Speaker 1: big dick. I just make as much effort as I
Speaker 1: can to like go up and down the shop so
Speaker 1: that the bottom of their dick isn't forgotten. Because I
Speaker 1: think what a lot of people do the big dicks
Speaker 1: is they just keep sucking the top or half the
Speaker 1: top and then jerking it off like no, I'll let
Speaker 1: them feel my tongue and I'll like go up and
Speaker 1: down with my mouth's Like it's kind of exhausting to do,
Speaker 1: but like you know, I I enjoy it a lot.
Speaker 1: I feel like I got a master class just now. Also,
Speaker 1: if you get on, let a dude like stand up
Speaker 1: or like if you're on your knees, the dick can
Speaker 1: hit them in a different way because most people are
Speaker 1: used to he lays on the bed and you're hunched over.
Speaker 1: But if they stand up sometimes it allows for more
Speaker 1: blood flow, so like you're actually sucking a dick like
Speaker 1: straight instead of you crunched over, so you can take
Speaker 1: more dick. And there's um in terms like if you
Speaker 1: really can really want to make it sloppy too, Like
Speaker 1: a lot of times, right we have sex after drinking
Speaker 1: our mouths on is what is we want them to be.
Speaker 1: There's actually mints that creates sliva in your mouth too.
Speaker 1: I just bought them as they go. I was with
Speaker 1: thought they were just mints. I was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you took dick's you know. Yeah, if you guys aren't
Speaker 1: just I'll take a picture and at least put the
Speaker 1: put the type that I got. Um, I got it
Speaker 1: from a Hollywood hustler, and um, I'll write the name
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Speaker 1: mins and what they do is literally put them in.
Speaker 1: They don't create like any popping sensation, but they literally
Speaker 1: make your mouth like you just are drooling, and they
Speaker 1: take good add the watermelon. But also it's not that
Speaker 1: easy to salivate, especially if like you've been out smoking
Speaker 1: and doing But you know, when when I stuck Dreambill
Speaker 1: music and he texted me the next day, was like, yo,
Speaker 1: that was like the best I had ever had, I
Speaker 1: realized because we had waited so long and have sex.
Speaker 1: I sucked as did crazy And the only thing that
Speaker 1: I did was really crazy was like I just didn't
Speaker 1: really take breaks. I was breathing through my nose a lot,
Speaker 1: and even if I went up, like I made sure
Speaker 1: my hand was doing something. I wasn't lazy. That too
Speaker 1: was like men, know, when you're enjoying sucking, when you're
Speaker 1: not cream from you don't do it. No, No, I
Speaker 1: muty to like hear this audio. I can't even show
Speaker 1: you the pictures that looks so bad. We had to
Speaker 1: do an advertisement and I couldn't do it. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that? Because I just left the dentist. So I
Speaker 1: sent this to Dwayne, who's one of the producer whatever show,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I need him to know I'm
Speaker 1: not full of ship to show you. Yeah, but when
Speaker 1: that's what I sounded like, you know, don't do it,
Speaker 1: but it was really from my tonsils, don't do it.
Speaker 1: And then it's like the cream we've actually said, and
Speaker 1: that's a tip. Numine cream just should not be used
Speaker 1: for sex at all because even in terms of using
Speaker 1: it for anal um health practitioner actually said, you need
Speaker 1: to have sensation because you'll know if you're tearing something.
Speaker 1: So you need to be able to tell if something
Speaker 1: is actually painful or not, because that's what lets you
Speaker 1: know when something either needs to be slower, softer or whatever.
Speaker 1: And so numbing cream takes away your ability to, oh,
Speaker 1: if you're actually damaging something. I'm sorry to another article, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm a sick nigga, So just knowing like I'm in
Speaker 1: pain sometimes, like that's how I know nasty when it
Speaker 1: hurts a little bit of that. Yeah, So I have
Speaker 1: a kind of new segment I think we could do
Speaker 1: because we've been asking people a lot of fun up stories,
Speaker 1: so I thought we'd call horror stories. Okay, how abot
Speaker 1: we all to tell us? Then you both know each other. Ship.
Speaker 1: Who has the worst dating story? Probably you? That's not
Speaker 1: workplace nigga. Uh. It's like you know, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: very hard for us to narrow down the dating poor
Speaker 1: of him dating guys he doesn't work with. How to work?
Speaker 1: Do you do? Restaurant man? About the same food in
Speaker 1: every Yeah. The fact that he hasn't gotten an HR
Speaker 1: case sexual yeah, you know, um, just happening. It's so
Speaker 1: crazy because of my new job. Salard but oh my god,
Speaker 1: all right, yes, now you'd be in a salad. I'll
Speaker 1: be right there. How you like your sallets? Now that's
Speaker 1: an h ship. It's a question that you asked them.
Speaker 1: Do you want it? Light? You know what you wanted?
Speaker 1: That's nuts, no funny nuts. Do you get to raise
Speaker 1: when you learn all of the salads? My heart, because
Speaker 1: when I worked at Quick, I got a seventy five
Speaker 1: set praise when I knew all of the sandwiches without
Speaker 1: looking at the menu you went from. I've been working
Speaker 1: there for like four years and I still don't know
Speaker 1: when the sallets. I just know the employees. That's it.
Speaker 1: Nothing we sal So let's get to it. Worst day story, Um,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say. Maybe when I took um Miami to
Speaker 1: Miami and the coffee champion him to Miami and then
Speaker 1: he wanted to I don't like that word at me.
Speaker 1: One day I had to hold like, it's like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna give me an anxiety because I feel like, because
Speaker 1: I'm a six you know, I'm rumbled because I worked
Speaker 1: my way up to the top. Literally, I just feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, give me the first I took him to Miami,
Speaker 1: but he wanted to like have three sons and like
Speaker 1: have sex with other people. And when I took him
Speaker 1: out there, it was just more of like he started
Speaker 1: sucking other people. I was in the hotel room and
Speaker 1: he left me in the Miami club. Was a twist.
Speaker 1: He left me in the club, So I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: his number and I'm looking for him and back to
Speaker 1: the hotel room here and come into the next day
Speaker 1: with the walk of shame. Damn, Wow, you flew him
Speaker 1: out flew him out. So the flight leasing about three hours.
Speaker 1: So we went to the salon and they're doing right,
Speaker 1: and then I turned around. We're about to go, say airport.
Speaker 1: Then Nika had a whole nick hick you on his neck.
Speaker 1: I didn't know about some stuff from me because you
Speaker 1: don't want to be dumb whole hick one. And I said,
Speaker 1: what do I do? Black cancel the flight? Do I
Speaker 1: just get on the plane. And then so we flew
Speaker 1: to Miami. Then we was out there then that he
Speaker 1: met in the club he was buying weed from and
Speaker 1: then they left me. I was I was helped me
Speaker 1: find my worth at that time, because it's like I
Speaker 1: would never fly out again. Did again happening? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: put his hands out? Yeah, she was like kicking out
Speaker 1: the hotel. I'm not gonna fly you out there. And
Speaker 1: have you ended him in with his walk up shame
Speaker 1: after you knew he had entertained another nigger, after you
Speaker 1: knew he sucked somebody, did you still him again? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was actually when we came back to New York,
Speaker 1: I got fired, and then the baby came back to
Speaker 1: New York fired for somebody. No, I got fired because me.
Speaker 1: And after that I was moved on to the next
Speaker 1: employee at the new job that's right for you that
Speaker 1: you did not like succumbed to the devil that is
Speaker 1: Dick and fuck him after he tried Joey, Whatever is
Speaker 1: your worst date is where do girlfriend showed up? That?
Speaker 1: Really that wasn't the worst could have been. I think
Speaker 1: the worst was actually this niggah. He's so lame too.
Speaker 1: I just knew I was hungry, That's why I went
Speaker 1: on the date anyway. But literally we went to Philippe
Speaker 1: and this nigga was loud, ignorant, only ordered like water
Speaker 1: and like a salad, had his laptop YouTube videos because
Speaker 1: he was like an upcoming round. I was like two
Speaker 1: tables over, it's Philip and this nigga got his big
Speaker 1: old laptop on, was real rude to the wagers and literally,
Speaker 1: I'm hungry and I know he doesn't have the money
Speaker 1: for me to really keep ordering ship hungry because he Actually,
Speaker 1: this is what happens when nigga say, well, where do
Speaker 1: you want to go? They got Brooke big play basking
Speaker 1: me Philip two thousand thirteen. It's the prime where so
Speaker 1: if he didn't have enough and then didn't order anything.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm not that hungry, so had water and
Speaker 1: lemon while I ordered food. You feel guilty, Well, I
Speaker 1: never went out. But when he pulled his laptop out
Speaker 1: in the placement where his plate should have been. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh you thought there was headphones? No, just YouTube is
Speaker 1: playing my nigga, the guy. I swear I'd shared this
Speaker 1: thing before. This day before it was the worst day
Speaker 1: I've ever had. And now when I see that nig
Speaker 1: gotta be like becauld. He'd be outside, Yeah, everything is here,
Speaker 1: raper soon he's I don't know what he is. He
Speaker 1: never succumbed to anything. And I'm just gonna kid because
Speaker 1: it was the word of the goddamn day. But you know,
Speaker 1: it was the worst, like because also at this time,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a little something like I hung
Speaker 1: out with the athletes. I'm that beach right, I'm broke
Speaker 1: his book, but I'm that bitch. This nigga had a
Speaker 1: whole and it was like a seventeen ish laptop. It
Speaker 1: was embarrassing. It was the big body on the table
Speaker 1: at Fleete where he wasn't ordering, and only I was
Speaker 1: born and foot I was like, man, it's okay, like
Speaker 1: to the point where he didn't leave a tip. So
Speaker 1: my pro and I noticed it. He complained about something,
Speaker 1: was like she's so I said, can you let me like,
Speaker 1: let me see, and I tipped her the little twenty
Speaker 1: dollars that I had good you know it was it
Speaker 1: was worse. I mean, I've had bad flyouts. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: consider those dates, but yeah, what about you my worst
Speaker 1: date or dating such your horror story? Horror story. I
Speaker 1: went on a date with this guy. You know, we're
Speaker 1: d d m NG and everything in he hits me up,
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, we picked the day to go out,
Speaker 1: so we went out. We had drinks and everything. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm a I'm a sex on the
Speaker 1: first day type of girl. If I like you first date,
Speaker 1: So I was like, what doesn't matter. So everything is going.
Speaker 1: So we went back to this place first red flag.
Speaker 1: He took me to like the side of the house,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, where are we going? Like I see
Speaker 1: bushes and trees, like you know you read like a
Speaker 1: room at the side of someone else's house. No, or
Speaker 1: do I hear it in your boys? Okay, but this
Speaker 1: this is here, this isn't queens. So I do know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went out to this this outhouse just so I'm
Speaker 1: coming into this situation. We've been drinking, eating left and
Speaker 1: I'm only I want to suck or whatever. I don't
Speaker 1: have to talk to you after today. So we went
Speaker 1: to get to the side of these I was inside,
Speaker 1: you know, we're getting busy and you know, we're getting
Speaker 1: you know, kissing and everything and everything gets down. This thing.
Speaker 1: It could not get it up, not for all the
Speaker 1: tea in China, not, not for all the sinking silk
Speaker 1: in India. The ship would not. It was like, is
Speaker 1: it me? And he was drinking, but it was just
Speaker 1: when I tell you it is on gummy worm the
Speaker 1: whole time, not even half you know that half that
Speaker 1: mid not you like You're sorry, I'll burn my pussy.
Speaker 1: And I mean I'm a little bit you know, harsh
Speaker 1: with like you know, commented, Yeah, I'm here and I'm
Speaker 1: getting irritated now, so you know I'm aggressing it. Not
Speaker 1: get up. Did he drive you home? And he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, He's like I jerked off a little
Speaker 1: before the day. I was anxious or whatever, so which
Speaker 1: is really why I'm like, But also you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: given pussy then, nigger that you already decided you wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna hit up or talk to after Why maybe if
Speaker 1: you know you're not gonna where the day is over,
Speaker 1: I never want to talk to you again. There's no way.
Speaker 1: I'm also blaming you. I don't know. Maybe after sex,
Speaker 1: maybe after sex, probably in the room we should actually
Speaker 1: because for me, if someone's cute enough and I'm like,
Speaker 1: he's trash, but you know you never want to talk
Speaker 1: or see him again, I might get some dick out
Speaker 1: you you well, I am, I gonna waste my time. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we're on Billy you know me? No Wolf, you
Speaker 1: see it. We trash. I'm not seeing you again. All
Speaker 1: trash then vacation. You know you know why I say no,
Speaker 1: because not only do I not want to talk to you,
Speaker 1: not only do I know this ain't going nowhere. Now
Speaker 1: what if six months down the line, I meet your
Speaker 1: best friend and I really like his ask, and now
Speaker 1: I have to plane how yo ask got the pussy
Speaker 1: off one night and now you may block me from Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it happened to me, Bro, Bro, It's happened. I
Speaker 1: think I wanted I didn't want him at our wedding
Speaker 1: very personally. Oh yeah, so you want to marry you? No,
Speaker 1: brother nigga in d C. And I sucked his friend
Speaker 1: before I sucked him. I was like, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: e a guy because you're not my life. You fuck
Speaker 1: this nigga. I sucked the nigga. Then I met his
Speaker 1: friend at his birthday party, and then I hung like
Speaker 1: like the friend because the friend was fine. And then
Speaker 1: the friend in the nigga's house that I have sucked,
Speaker 1: and then we kept sucking. And then when we started
Speaker 1: liking each other, the Nati skil and we started liking
Speaker 1: each other, he was like, well that's my bro. He
Speaker 1: would be there with like, we could never go beyond
Speaker 1: that because he couldn't get past the fact that first
Speaker 1: you said you met the friend at the birthday party.
Speaker 1: You didn't meet the friend at his house. No, I
Speaker 1: met him at up at a birthday party. On this
Speaker 1: was in Miami on a boat. The boats are fun.
Speaker 1: And then why did you realize did you know it
Speaker 1: was his house that you sucked in when you met him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I poked him both in the same bed. I know,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure which I was twenty one no different.
Speaker 1: But I poked his friend at his house, but he
Speaker 1: went home. I was trifling no longer this person, but
Speaker 1: I I possibly missed out on the level my mind.
Speaker 1: You and this nild just recently hit me up, asked
Speaker 1: me to unblock him from his business page, and I said,
Speaker 1: for what mind you all telling me he's now a father.
Speaker 1: We're not doing this could be a father almost situation emotions.
Speaker 1: He saw me on Fifth Avenue and we locked eyes
Speaker 1: and I said, you bet and not say anything. Don't
Speaker 1: say I saw you the guy if you walk? What
Speaker 1: if he was positive to get it hard like you?
Speaker 1: Like it was justin you aren't your embarrass Why do
Speaker 1: you want to talk to me? Did he at least
Speaker 1: offer eat pussy? Like? No, I would just so I
Speaker 1: don't see a hard penis. This was just I was
Speaker 1: over it. You didn't want him to be a munch
Speaker 1: at the time, like you know, you like at that time,
Speaker 1: you just want to you know, you just wanted to Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: My home girl recently actually it's collect um. If anyone remembers,
Speaker 1: I used to fun her and now she's been in
Speaker 1: my house for two months. She's staying in my spare
Speaker 1: bedroom because she's like living between here and Europe, so
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, can I stay there? Whatever. So we
Speaker 1: were sharing dating stories and she's like, I need to
Speaker 1: have sex. So she goes on some app I can't remember,
Speaker 1: and basically the Sky and her have been trading picks
Speaker 1: and he tells her like oh. She's like when he's like,
Speaker 1: when's the last time you've had sex, which she thought
Speaker 1: was weird, she's like, oh, a few weeks ago. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: for me, it's been a while, like I've been meeting women,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. Sometimes I don't get it up.
Speaker 1: It's weird. So she's like, huh. I'm like if he's
Speaker 1: warning you, that's not good. But also he works for
Speaker 1: Dior and he's hot. It's giving e d just take
Speaker 1: the disc take take the discount. So she goes on
Speaker 1: a day with him and she's like, fucking, I just
Speaker 1: wanna have sex, Like she is so funny. She was
Speaker 1: getting dressed for the date. She's like, I just she's
Speaker 1: you're asking. I don't even want to fuck him. I
Speaker 1: just want to get the bag. But anyway, so they
Speaker 1: go on this date. She gets to his house shed
Speaker 1: The house was nice, and like he starts making out
Speaker 1: with her. Now he's fingering her. She says she knows
Speaker 1: it was gonna be bad because he already asked her
Speaker 1: did she come. She's like being asked, of course you
Speaker 1: got to ask no, but also off the finger. Are
Speaker 1: we in high school? A second? A little bit, but
Speaker 1: she's like, they're trying to have sex, but he can't
Speaker 1: get hard right, and she's like, I she had the
Speaker 1: idea because she said he was just trying so hard
Speaker 1: that he could get hard on his own. So she said,
Speaker 1: do you want me to watch you jerk off? And
Speaker 1: he said yes. She said the second he touched his
Speaker 1: own dick, he was hard. Then she said, he starts
Speaker 1: jerking off, looking at her like, oh, I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come, and she was like, oh, well, go ahead,
Speaker 1: like blh blah blah. She says, he's talking in the
Speaker 1: middle of conversation, comes spilling out of his dick literally
Speaker 1: while he's in the middle of talking. She says, no more,
Speaker 1: not even nothing. He probably she said she had to
Speaker 1: run out of there. She like, I thought he was
Speaker 1: gonna kill me, but when I thought about it, I
Speaker 1: was like, I think he might have just been on
Speaker 1: like prozac or some ship or Alexa pro because why
Speaker 1: else would your body have this response? But like your
Speaker 1: that is, if someone came while making no noise, I
Speaker 1: would have freaked out. I contacted conversation anyway, No, but
Speaker 1: do you like I just felt like with that lately,
Speaker 1: I've been experiencing anxiety with sex. Right, and then we
Speaker 1: just an episode of Wolf and he taught me some lessons.
Speaker 1: He was really teaching females, but teaching teaching people, and
Speaker 1: he's like, you just gotta be president because I have
Speaker 1: bad anxiety. So he was like, you just gotta be
Speaker 1: He was talking to the females. But again I wrote
Speaker 1: him my book and he's like, you just gotta be president.
Speaker 1: So I mean that's his plants to Actually being president
Speaker 1: is actually something we all don't really do during sex.
Speaker 1: So if you think about it, we're thinking about a
Speaker 1: lot of other ship maybe how we look just whatever,
Speaker 1: like thinking in the moment and being president is I
Speaker 1: can say for the first time, maybe I'm not And
Speaker 1: since I gain weight, it's just like you've worried about
Speaker 1: that extra role is like, honestly, being cute is something
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't have. It's true what. I agree.
Speaker 1: It's the truth. You're like, that's what I'm saying. How
Speaker 1: do you about yourself like that? You know how he
Speaker 1: should have received it? Didn't know about your positive Basically,
Speaker 1: what I was trying to say it is like being
Speaker 1: cute to saw people don't have. So whatever, you gain weight,
Speaker 1: but at least you got something that a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't. Oh, okay, you know That's how I was
Speaker 1: able to make it through my weight game. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm actually cute and I'm fun so ne was so funky. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: speaking of workplace romances and all the employees you've fucked,
Speaker 1: Mandy doesn't have sex with anyone. She rever. I won't
Speaker 1: even have niggas I want to funk on this podcast
Speaker 1: because this is work. Is that why Larry June can't come?
Speaker 1: I told you multiple times no, because eventually, if I
Speaker 1: have the opportunity, that's what I want. And once he
Speaker 1: comes on the pot, he's not my co worker, so
Speaker 1: he can't come. We've talked about it a few times.
Speaker 1: A lot of people find workplace romances back in the day,
Speaker 1: but now I think the way that people meet each
Speaker 1: other is online. So curious to know, have you ever dated?
Speaker 1: You were day dated somebody from work, somebody at work?
Speaker 1: Because we know you the king. I've never dated any one,
Speaker 1: but I'm not opposed to it. Have you anyone work? Yes?
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't tell you every day, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. Was it
Speaker 1: good it? Did you go back? Of course on the job? No,
Speaker 1: not on the job, not on site? He had like
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. So we used to go to the bull
Speaker 1: shout out to God damn hotels. Back in today? Sex
Speaker 1: at the job? Know what someone you worked with? You
Speaker 1: should be working. Do you think about what's outside of
Speaker 1: the club ever a regular job? What were you talking about?
Speaker 1: Right back to the guests so much time? Because I
Speaker 1: can't believe Mandy has it? He said so much so normal?
Speaker 1: You know me that someone after he quit? Okay, that's
Speaker 1: kind of that don't count that. I was so happy
Speaker 1: quick we had just said earlier, fucking we're not at work,
Speaker 1: but like someone you work with, and that's actually actual tension.
Speaker 1: If it's bad, how does that affect you at work?
Speaker 1: I'm the manager, so you gotta get it written up
Speaker 1: that personal always. I resk my job for you to
Speaker 1: give me bad looking the write up that's performance did
Speaker 1: not produce anything horrible guess experience final, then come with
Speaker 1: the next time terminated. Okay, So how with employees? Have
Speaker 1: you ever sucked to it? The same time that we're
Speaker 1: working this job? I had one dropped me off he
Speaker 1: was talking in and then I had three of them
Speaker 1: on one shift. One of them was the whole putting
Speaker 1: the gun on the dress, the type of one I'm
Speaker 1: not us gonna get a shot together? Is this to McDonald's.
Speaker 1: This was this will company that shut down. I forgot
Speaker 1: what it's called. But you would say shut down about
Speaker 1: sucking at work? Where would you suck at work in
Speaker 1: a restaurant? Alright, So this particular day he missed, I
Speaker 1: want to hear him the three people this particular day, um,
Speaker 1: And I can't tell you about the other job, but
Speaker 1: this particular day, um, I call him very bath. That's
Speaker 1: a different story. He fat work because he smelled like
Speaker 1: a bird bath. Fast make always worked together to help
Speaker 1: h with his scheme. So we we got to keep
Speaker 1: the other one upstairs, give him a task. We call
Speaker 1: him bird bath is because in the start thinking don't
Speaker 1: see that, because that's embarrassing. He started, we have the
Speaker 1: sandy rags, right, like the rags that you wipe down
Speaker 1: the sanitized. So he was like, this is good for
Speaker 1: a bird bath. And I said a bit, he's done,
Speaker 1: and he had already told me like she was. He
Speaker 1: was colding. She was like, I don't think this nick
Speaker 1: of you taking showers. I don't be here in the
Speaker 1: shower running. I'm like, so, what do you mean? I said,
Speaker 1: she's I think if he just girl saying a lot
Speaker 1: of I think he's not here because he was like
Speaker 1: in the room with him. I guess he was in
Speaker 1: the bathroom so he couldn't call me. He was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think this nick of be taking showers? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? But me and my other coworking friend
Speaker 1: we already you know, got a whip, so we was
Speaker 1: I didn't want to tell him that this does Bill
Speaker 1: no good. He look, it's not that good. But he's
Speaker 1: like the right type of like he'd be talking because
Speaker 1: you know, I you know bad. Really, I didn't know
Speaker 1: he didn't take baths. I was just young, and you
Speaker 1: know Dick, I young, Dick is amazing. Okay, So he's
Speaker 1: like so I was like, well, this all makes sense.
Speaker 1: So he was like, I think he'd be taking bird bands.
Speaker 1: So the sandy rag situation had came up. He went,
Speaker 1: you know what I did, that little rag thing. I
Speaker 1: could take birdbacks to this. So I just crying, not
Speaker 1: a laughing. He was like, why what did you find
Speaker 1: somebody might be against taking a like we don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of white people. Why not like where the
Speaker 1: keeps you? What runs out your dirty Maybe I'm not
Speaker 1: dirty dirty niggas. It's the same thing like why was
Speaker 1: young when they just break up? Would a nigger and
Speaker 1: be like, oh you got skid marking your draws? Bitch?
Speaker 1: You a dirty big with skid mark It's the same
Speaker 1: thing like with somebody from the Bronx, who even but
Speaker 1: I lived there for eight fucking I'm from the Bronze.
Speaker 1: What you're talking about? The rundown on your crazy all
Speaker 1: to New Yorker. You know when people be like I'm
Speaker 1: from lebron should be looking at them like, hold on now, no,
Speaker 1: but I guess you but even worse. Okay, So do
Speaker 1: use box soap? No I do do the bar, No
Speaker 1: I have no I have the I just go because
Speaker 1: I mean, what is it? I thought? So off the
Speaker 1: bar was like something to do? Do you know I
Speaker 1: was reading the article. I said that ship doesn't nate
Speaker 1: thing for your bad and then it don't do nothing
Speaker 1: when you just apply it to your skin. You should
Speaker 1: have something to like. So I have like the glove,
Speaker 1: have like a washbrand. Okay, let's get back to your fence.
Speaker 1: What nigga, were you young and it is different like
Speaker 1: you're going to your age. We're talking about over that
Speaker 1: good's it's the spontaneous like he cheated on me. He
Speaker 1: tated on his girlfriend with me, So I love that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I love the fact that girl. Yeah, Bobby lights and
Speaker 1: right now they got a dude on there who he
Speaker 1: found out I had a girlfriend. I don't know if
Speaker 1: y'all watched the show, but literally he was like, how
Speaker 1: the fund this nigger got a bit? And why am
Speaker 1: I turned on? Because did she know that her man
Speaker 1: is up here getting hurt when he cheated on me
Speaker 1: with a female. Though he'said, my nigga ain't the same
Speaker 1: thing relaxing now doing too much, but my fing was
Speaker 1: because you cheated on me with a female. Like when
Speaker 1: it was like, I don't know if I want to
Speaker 1: hear you to the how do you at work? All? Right?
Speaker 1: So it was one time, so he dropped, he dropping
Speaker 1: on fat work, and then um, I had to do inventory.
Speaker 1: So I went downstairs and I was in the um
Speaker 1: the freezer counting, and then the other one that came downstairs,
Speaker 1: he was like, what you're doing? I was like inventory,
Speaker 1: and then um, he just start unbuckle my pants. Gave
Speaker 1: me head down, man in the freezer. But did your
Speaker 1: did get hard in the cold? Did? And then even
Speaker 1: when I didn't, I was doing it always inventory. I
Speaker 1: was doing betory again. And then my boo, I made
Speaker 1: him assistant manager at the time, and I got to
Speaker 1: give him promotions. Know, when the dick is good, you
Speaker 1: get promotions, and when it's bad, you fire them. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think that's reasonable. It's reasonable. How can we all
Speaker 1: discuss some rules for dating in the workplace? I feel
Speaker 1: like we should? Yeah, yea. I slowed down because my
Speaker 1: job paid me too good now and um, I'm not
Speaker 1: willing to lose my job. I did. I did after thirty,
Speaker 1: I definitely matured. I slowed down. I know what I
Speaker 1: want now. Um, you know I want great things for me,
Speaker 1: you know, and those people at work can't do nothing
Speaker 1: for me. I can't afford to lose what I have. Yeah, Dicken,
Speaker 1: don't think there's anything wrong, So I'm excellent. How to
Speaker 1: be a babby? So you want me call me Billy
Speaker 1: the babby now because I'm trying to be a babby?
Speaker 1: Do you have any tips for dating in the workplace?
Speaker 1: The two people that are dating in the workplace, they
Speaker 1: gotta have a conversation about what are we just sucking?
Speaker 1: Are we trying to have a relationship? Almost like sped
Speaker 1: up more than anybody else. Yeah, I just read an
Speaker 1: article about dating in the workplace and it says the
Speaker 1: number one tip is to have a breakup plan, agree
Speaker 1: at the beginning that you will handle it how you
Speaker 1: would handle a potential breakup, avoiding a messy fallout, because
Speaker 1: obviously it's just not you and your partner involved, and
Speaker 1: everybody should know. Although I do not think an officer
Speaker 1: should ever have it. I don't think dating what. I
Speaker 1: don't think everyone should know that you all are working
Speaker 1: with each other. No, no, no, I'm saying I don't
Speaker 1: think an office should have a dating policy, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think it's fair to tell two people they can't
Speaker 1: I do. I think well, and that's what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say. There's a power dynamic where I don't think
Speaker 1: that that creates a fire. I think it's fucked up
Speaker 1: to say, because here's what happened. Right If I'm close
Speaker 1: in proximity to a homegirl at work right now, I
Speaker 1: have a really close friend of my job with Kenya.
Speaker 1: If we felt out, it might be worse than a
Speaker 1: fucking break up, you know what I'm saying. So how
Speaker 1: are you going to say I can't have a romantic
Speaker 1: relationship but everybody else goes and hangs at the bar
Speaker 1: and does all this ship together on the weekends. Stop.
Speaker 1: I don't think that it's right to police people's relationship,
Speaker 1: but I do think it's right to do it if
Speaker 1: one is a subordinate. I think that because then you
Speaker 1: could promote the nig I think, Wow, my relationships happened
Speaker 1: at work was you know, when you're going on break,
Speaker 1: it's what you need for lunch day. You go, you
Speaker 1: go to the relationship, you into potle. Oh sorry but
Speaker 1: you I'll just get with my tea. But you know
Speaker 1: you beginning dick off. No, no, no, no, that's how
Speaker 1: that's how it starts, like it starts like you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on shopping after work, you go shopping together. We're
Speaker 1: building a bun I know more about two, you know
Speaker 1: more about me. Then it's like you start having conversations
Speaker 1: or you're going through a breakup. Assoulder the crowd and
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Speaker 1: all of our most popular episodes we've ever had, we're
Speaker 1: guests with disabilities. And I think it's because you know,
Speaker 1: everybody's curious. We all want to know, and it's like
Speaker 1: this is like our secret wave of figuring out. This
Speaker 1: is your dick work listen injury. When I was eighteen,
Speaker 1: I was in a football scholarship and I lady was
Speaker 1: texting and driving and ran me off the road right
Speaker 1: after practice and I broke my naked two places. Now
Speaker 1: your name is Fletcher, let's start with that. You You're
Speaker 1: known on i G as Rolling on Faith, but some
Speaker 1: people call you the wheelchair nomad. Is that right? Yeah? Correct,
Speaker 1: creg Yeah. I obtain the nickname the wheelchair nomad because
Speaker 1: I do a lot of channeling and moving and grooving.
Speaker 1: How long have you been to say, like how do you? Um,
Speaker 1: thirty one, twelve twelve, my birthday coming up thirty two,
Speaker 1: I know, right, get oh for real? Real? Um? I
Speaker 1: know you said, like you know, the texting and driving,
Speaker 1: which is it's so crazy because we we take for
Speaker 1: granted so much, like we're like technology, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, And like actually just having an experience just
Speaker 1: to drive and not text people can't do anymore. When
Speaker 1: when it happened to you, did you think that there
Speaker 1: was a chance that you would walk again? Like what
Speaker 1: was that experience? Like? Oh, well, of course you don't
Speaker 1: say it being eighteen years you know, you have the
Speaker 1: idealization like damn, like I really can't walk, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, And especially being an athlete like I've
Speaker 1: relied on my physical capabilities my entire life, and I
Speaker 1: was blessing up to receive a football scholarship. And then
Speaker 1: when my physical ability was taken away, I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do now? But you know, unfortunately my
Speaker 1: parents are still education inside of me. So I went
Speaker 1: back to college and I got a degree in computer science.
Speaker 1: But it was it was tough in the beginning, and
Speaker 1: because that's the main goal, is like, all right, I
Speaker 1: need to walk. I need to walk. I need to walk,
Speaker 1: I need to walk. But then you start to learn
Speaker 1: what it really means to be paralyzed. It was like,
Speaker 1: before I walk, maybe I should learn how to put
Speaker 1: my shirt on first, Maybe I should learn how to
Speaker 1: give myself dressed. You know, it's like levels to it.
Speaker 1: It ain't just like not being able to walk. What
Speaker 1: we're basic things that you like that we're super frustrating.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know what I mean. It's been what
Speaker 1: twelve thirteen years now, thirteen years? Yep? What was something
Speaker 1: basic that you were like, funk, I can't do this
Speaker 1: and it was difficult for you. Basic needs with yourself
Speaker 1: in the beginning are like now that I'm thirty thirty
Speaker 1: one because it changed, it changed throughout the times. So
Speaker 1: like you know, like being honest, like when I was eighteen,
Speaker 1: I got hurt and then you paralyzed. First day, Yo,
Speaker 1: think can I still have sex? Like that's the first day?
Speaker 1: Started thinking that was that young? When did you start sucking?
Speaker 1: Now that you can't tell nobody, But I lost parpatting
Speaker 1: in fourteen. Yeah, that's too. You got to be doing
Speaker 1: what I was doing, I forget. Yeah. I got here
Speaker 1: for the first time in seventh grade and I lost
Speaker 1: my margin in the eighth grade. Yep, that sounds about
Speaker 1: you didn't think it's your dick on work, but did
Speaker 1: it work? What's so that's what you know. You go
Speaker 1: to the doctors and they give you all you know,
Speaker 1: the blue diamonds and all the sealysis and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: So you know, everybody's body is different, So what it
Speaker 1: might work for media? Oh yeah, you get it right
Speaker 1: to it. Well, I was still a fresh in my
Speaker 1: in so like after like a year, like all right
Speaker 1: before you started thinking about that, let's work on therapy,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So after that accident, you
Speaker 1: went a year then not having sex because they wanted to.
Speaker 1: I would say, I would say like a year. I
Speaker 1: would say like a year and a half. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you did you have any excess that uh you was
Speaker 1: working before the injury that came back and sucked you
Speaker 1: after the injury. Not to give you penny pussy. No
Speaker 1: not not not not before, not before and after. I wish,
Speaker 1: but not before and after. So like unfortunately the situation
Speaker 1: I was involved in, just being young, she ended up
Speaker 1: breaking up with me when I was in the hospital.
Speaker 1: And uh no, she didn't. I won't even call it that.
Speaker 1: She good, she good people. She was just young. How
Speaker 1: did you do it? How did she do it? No
Speaker 1: fun her. I ain't that type of nigga. I can't
Speaker 1: do it like that, Like I can't you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I could do it. That still my home.
Speaker 1: She was just like because I was a freshman in college,
Speaker 1: she was a senior house and she was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, flitch. Everybody's been coming up to me, how
Speaker 1: to flitch? Flitch. I've had to shake in the therapy.
Speaker 1: I can. I just need a break from everything, you know.
Speaker 1: I to think it is best if we just you know,
Speaker 1: take some time apart. And I was like, bich, I
Speaker 1: mean I see you, Like, I didn't like to like
Speaker 1: this at the time, for this, at least wait till
Speaker 1: I got to a regular room. That part, I'm like, there,
Speaker 1: she could have waited a little bit, But I get
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Like, plus being that quote
Speaker 1: unquote star athlete and then being paralyzed, you think, you know,
Speaker 1: she eighteen, She don't have to take care of this, nigga,
Speaker 1: She don't have to do this. You don't have to
Speaker 1: do that. But then the Nile Balls stuff, and was like, okay, damn,
Speaker 1: my flection right here doing this thing.