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Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties. Hello, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Hello Luna, this is your Uber driver Pete Ekins from

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Speaker 1: the other night. How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm okay, what's going on? Yep?

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Speaker 1: The other night you were in the back of my Uber. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and so I was able to get your phone number

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Speaker 1: after the ride, and it's taken a few days to call.

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Speaker 1: But are you missing something?

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Speaker 2: What? Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Well? Because I pick you up no chinchilla, I drop

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Speaker 1: you off.

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Speaker 2: Chinchilla, chinchilla like the animal.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are we just gonna play dumb because I'd pick

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Speaker 1: you up no chinchilla a chinchilla's car and then drop

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Speaker 1: you off chinchilla all over the vehicle.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: You abandoned your chinchilla in the back of my Uber.

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Speaker 2: Why I don't have ailla.

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Speaker 1: You haven't called or emailed or tried to get a

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Speaker 1: hold of the ride service company at all. And I'm

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Speaker 1: very upset because it's a cute little guy, and obviously

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Speaker 1: you use my Uber to try to offload your chinchilla

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Speaker 1: on somebody else.

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Speaker 2: I that's ridiculous. I do not have a chinchilla.

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Speaker 1: Well, you did before you got in my car?

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Speaker 2: No, no, sirch O got.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you're going to try to say that you'd

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Speaker 1: never had a chinchilla.

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Speaker 2: I've never had a chinchilla.

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Speaker 1: Then explain to me why I pick you up. No chinchilla,

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Speaker 1: I drop you off chinchilla.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. Maybe there was already a chinchilla

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Speaker 2: in your car.

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Speaker 1: There was definitely no chinchilla in my car before you

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Speaker 1: got in, because I checked it and cleaned it actually,

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Speaker 1: and it was chinchilla. Lis, So come clean.

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Speaker 2: I I don't know what to tell you. I don't

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Speaker 2: have a chinchilla.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So are we done here?

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Speaker 1: Nope, we are not done until you admit that you

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Speaker 1: left a chinchilla in the back of my O.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I do not have chinchilla.

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Speaker 1: H yes, you do now, because I where I dropped

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Speaker 1: you off, I'm assuming that was your house where I

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Speaker 1: dropped off. Was it your house?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 3: It's none of your business, Okay, So you can take

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Speaker 3: your chinchilla and go to hell.

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Speaker 2: It's not mine.

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Speaker 1: Wherever I dropped you off, the window has been opened

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Speaker 1: and I put the chinchilla inside.

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Speaker 3: What mm hm you went to the address that you

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Speaker 3: dropped me off at.

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Speaker 2: Did you just say you put it inside?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I did ten minutes ago. I dropped him back

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Speaker 1: home where.

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Speaker 2: It should be.

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Speaker 3: Dude, Okay, first of all, you need to confirm that

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Speaker 3: someone is actually the owner of a chinchilla where you

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Speaker 3: just go and put it in?

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Speaker 2: So are you crazy? That was my grandmother's house. She's

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Speaker 2: gonna freak out. She doesn't even like tiny mice you

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Speaker 2: are stuck in.

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Speaker 1: Well, you might want to call her and let her

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Speaker 1: know that she's watching your chinchilla for a little while,

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Speaker 1: just like you expect everybody to watch her chinchilla, even

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Speaker 1: Uber drivers.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, how about I call Uber first and

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Speaker 3: tell them that you are a psychopath and that you

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Speaker 3: have no business being.

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Speaker 2: A driver anymore. She's gonna freak the hell out.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I know as I pick you up,

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Speaker 1: no chinchilla, I drop you off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know, chinchilla. You know what? It

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Speaker 2: wasn't mine? And what am I thinking?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna call the police because you broke into my

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Speaker 3: grandmother's house and put a live animal in her home.

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Speaker 1: All right, then, I'm gonna tell you it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Then what Yeah, this is actually Double from

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Speaker 1: the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you. Your

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Speaker 1: best friend Lily set you up, you little I'm a killer.

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Speaker 2: I'm a killer. Oh my god, my grandmother is gonna

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Speaker 2: have a heart.

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Speaker 1: There's no chinchilla in your grandma's house.

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Speaker 2: Oh dee, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with stubile phone Franks.