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Speaker 1: All right, you found it.

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Speaker 2: The full show is here. Hope we're gonna make you

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Speaker 2: laugh in the next hour. Welcome to the Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Look, some mornings can start off a little rough. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 3: but no one has had a rougher start to their

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Speaker 3: day than our brave hero of the week. It's Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Her name is Faye Finnero.

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Speaker 3: She's a thirty nine year old British woman and her

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Speaker 3: morning started off pretty weird when she woke up from bed,

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Speaker 3: checked her computer and discovered that she was dead.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad it didn't hurt, you know, because yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: how we all want to go out.

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Speaker 3: Because one of her friends sent her a weblink and

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Speaker 3: when she opened it, Fay was shocked to see her

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Speaker 3: name and photograph featured in the obituary section of a

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Speaker 3: neighborhood website's.

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Speaker 4: So weird happened?

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Speaker 2: Did her mom mess up?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 2: She just hasn't called her mom in a while, So

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Speaker 2: her mom made some assumptions, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like you're just dead to me, Yeah, we'll say on

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Speaker 3: a nice note and included an option where you could

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Speaker 3: click to send flowers to her grieving family at least

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Speaker 3: they make it easy on you. But yeah, it's pretty

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Speaker 3: terrible news for anybody to find out about themselves.

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Speaker 2: However you want to look at it, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Could get a lot done through that.

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Speaker 3: But after a thorough self evaluation, Fay realized maybe she

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Speaker 3: wasn't dead.

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Speaker 1: It would make you double questions.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I would think like that is what the

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Speaker 2: afterlife is?

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Speaker 6: Some conspiracy theorist wakes up like I knew it.

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Speaker 3: I knew I've been dead.

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Speaker 4: This whole time.

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Speaker 2: I'd immediately try to walk through a wall. Yeah, if

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Speaker 2: I could do it.

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Speaker 3: Well, she had all the symptoms of life, thoughts, feelings, heartbeats.

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Speaker 3: So she went on to Facebook and wrote a post

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Speaker 3: a mistake.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a caller, textor family.

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Speaker 2: Anthe didn't see it, you.

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Speaker 3: Fund Yeah, And after looking into it, apparently there was

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Speaker 3: a mix up at the website where Faye was supposed

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Speaker 3: to be in the celebration section congratulating her for a

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Speaker 3: business award that she just won. Some unpaid intern put

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Speaker 3: her in the wrong area and that's what happened. Still

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Speaker 3: phase inspiring near death experience makes her our hero of

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Speaker 2: Had she's seen the afterlife and come back.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing. Low key, I'm hoping for a near death

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Speaker 3: experience when we do the shot calling question of the day. Ready,

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Speaker 3: my obituary and let's get into it.

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Speaker 4: Here we go, just like my guy Jeffrey at a

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Speaker 4: highway truck stop. It's time to open your mouths and

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Speaker 4: exercise those jaws because it's National Chewing Gum Day.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry something else.

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Speaker 4: Did you know that about three hundred and sixty billion

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Speaker 4: pieces of chewing gum are sold every year worldwide? But

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Speaker 4: what are the most popular flavors that we like to chomp, snap,

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Speaker 4: and blow. You're gonna have to tell me in a

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Speaker 4: special Yummy Gummy edition of twenty of twenty. Now, I

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Speaker 4: have a list of the top twenty most purchased flavors

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Speaker 4: of chewing gum. You just have to name them to

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Speaker 4: stay in the game. That makes sense. You're not getting

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Speaker 4: a lot of feedback complaints crying. Okay, let's start with

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Speaker 4: the woman who's dated no less than three different heirs

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Speaker 4: to the Wrigley Gum fortune. That's Alexis Alexis top twenty

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Speaker 4: most popular flavors of chewing gum.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know there's twenty, but I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: the easy one. Sorry everyone, and say mint? Does that

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Speaker 1: cover all?

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Speaker 4: Peppermint? Spearman pument all of the mints off the board?

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Speaker 4: That was the number one answer on the board. Tremendous work.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over to brook.

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Speaker 1: I was a child.

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Speaker 2: There was a man named Shorty who lived in a

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Speaker 2: us a pack of Dentine cinnamon gum a whole past

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Speaker 3: Man literally lured you're into his house with candy, and

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Speaker 2: So sweet and we would sit and chat with him.

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Speaker 2: His name was Shorty, and this.

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Speaker 3: Is what child's safety s as are made for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm gonna go with cinnamon in honor of Shorty.

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Speaker 2: R I p Shorty in honor.

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Speaker 4: Of Shorty brook yest cinnamon. That is number four on

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Speaker 4: We're over to Jose. Anyone dead you want to shout

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Speaker 4: out with this guest.

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Speaker 6: I have a controversial answer, Jake, really, because bubble gum

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Speaker 6: is also a flavor.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, and it's the worst.

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Speaker 1: Flavor of yah, but people like I love it.

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Speaker 2: It reminds me of a headache and when I was

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Speaker 6: I just don't like it, but bubble.

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Speaker 4: Gum, J said, bubble gum. That is number three on

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Speaker 4: my list, Number two still on the border over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Oh, when I was in school, there was a type

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Speaker 3: of gum that I would always buy when I wanted

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Speaker 3: to make out with this particular girl because I knew that.

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Speaker 7: She liked it.

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Speaker 2: I met that you totally made out with her too.

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Speaker 3: We all believe that the gums together go back to

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Speaker 3: your old dead neighbor's house. Okay. Wanted to worked and

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Speaker 3: it was sexy. She loves some peach gums.

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Speaker 8: I have.

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Speaker 2: Peach is not on my list.

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Speaker 4: I double checked. Yeah, looking over.

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Speaker 9: Again, I have had it.

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Speaker 6: They have the sensations.

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Speaker 4: Alexis were back to you.

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Speaker 1: Okay. That reminds me of a what's it called the

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Speaker 1: big lead two at my blue brother's face. They made

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Speaker 1: a great flavored, yeah they did. They still have.

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Speaker 4: Number six on my list worst artificial flavor.

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Speaker 2: Over, Oh, one of my kids favorites. Show me watermelons.

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Speaker 4: Watermelons number five on my list. Jose, alright, I don't have.

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Speaker 6: Any guesses left. But look, it's always like fruit, right,

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Speaker 6: It's gotta be something sweet and easy to choose. So

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Speaker 6: if we're going grape and watermelon, I'm gonna just say strawberry.

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Speaker 4: Strawberry number eight on my limb. We're cooking.

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Speaker 1: I know for a fact, orange is a flavor.

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Speaker 4: Gum orange is a flavor, and it's number twelve on

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Speaker 4: my list. Brook popular gum flavors.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's popular, but I really like

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Speaker 2: it's still clove.

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Speaker 1: Is that like a brand?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 9: God, what was the brand?

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Speaker 2: It's god of a cowboy brand, Clove gum Brook.

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Speaker 4: If this table wasn't bolted down, I'd be flipping it

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Speaker 4: over right now like a preposterous, nonsensical answer. Cloth is

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Speaker 4: not on my list, not Jose, please redeem hurt.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm gonna go cherry.

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Speaker 4: Cherry number nine on my list.

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Speaker 1: It'd be so gross. But maybe banana gum. Could you imagine?

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Speaker 1: But banana don't be real.

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Speaker 10: It's not on my list.

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Speaker 4: That means Jose has one Today's edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over some of the gum flavors you guys

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Speaker 4: miss Number two winter green or winter fresh. Would you

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Speaker 4: like to know the difference between minted winter green. Winter

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Speaker 4: green is a sweeter, almost medicinal taste, often described as

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Speaker 4: cooling with a slight tinted vanilla. Spearmint is milder, more natural,

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Speaker 4: with a sweet herbal and slightly grassy flo wint and

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Speaker 4: mint different. Number seven with tropical fruit, green apple, and

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Speaker 3: Made the list.

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Speaker 4: Apple lemon, mango, pineapple, cotton candy, and coconut something called

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Speaker 4: fruity punch. Licorice was number nineteen, and RedBerry sour patch

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Speaker 2: Specific licorice could be on the list, But you laugh

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Speaker 2: at clothes.

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Speaker 4: If I could spit on cloth.

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Speaker 3: So Jose gets it right. Somebody's gonna get shocked while

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Speaker 3: singing wherever Whenever by Shakira. Who's it going to be? Jose?

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Speaker 6: I think Brooken needs.

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Speaker 11: To calm down and singing Yeah, see whenever, wherever women

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Speaker 11: to be together, I'll be there and you'll be Nick.

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Speaker 3: That's your shock collar question of the day. I got

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Speaker 3: your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 5: Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's the end of September. And if you've already got

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Speaker 3: a twelve foot skeleton standing in your yard, just know

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Speaker 3: your neighbors are probably judging you for it.

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Speaker 1: And my whole neighborhood is like decorated already.

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Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I asked because

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Speaker 3: a popular publication did a poll update on the pole,

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Speaker 3: asking five thousand Americans is Separate Timber too early to

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Speaker 3: be putting up your Halloween decorations?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 10: No before?

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Speaker 2: And they cost so much? Like you want to get

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Speaker 3: You know, you don't want to be the people that

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Speaker 6: I've gone to every store and I can't find it.

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Speaker 3: The vast majority of people disagree with you. Two thirds

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Speaker 3: say Halloween decorations should not go up until at least

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have been feeling guilty that I

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Speaker 2: don't have much like I've been feeling like the slacker.

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Speaker 3: The people respect you for that. Three percent said you

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Speaker 3: shouldn't put them up until the thirty first, So on

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Speaker 3: Halloween day.

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Speaker 5: Out of here?

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Speaker 2: What is that the people?

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Speaker 12: The people without decoration they put up side Well, then

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Speaker 12: there's a really miserable four percent who wish people would

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Speaker 12: never put up Halloween decorations because they're too hideous and disturbing.

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Speaker 2: My friends just built a ship in their front yard

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Speaker 2: with skeletons on. That takes more than they're going to

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Speaker 2: add so much to it over the course of the

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Speaker 2: next Yes, last year they did Jimmy Buffett theme this

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Speaker 2: year is not.

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Speaker 3: My old house had real bats flying around in it

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Speaker 3: in September, so I'd like to see them up me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I know the people from the survey would really hate

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Speaker 3: my house though. But if you've already got cobwebs and

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Speaker 3: gravestones up in your yard right now and you want

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Speaker 3: to be a good neighbor, consider taking them down and

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Speaker 3: putting them back up again tomorrow when October officially stopped.

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Speaker 4: The irony is you.

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Speaker 6: Could take them down and put a Christmas lights and

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Speaker 6: people will be like, oh, yeah, that kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's never too early for Christmas. Just the thought

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Speaker 3: Laser Stories is coming up. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 3: being hired at funerals as a professional coffin cuddler. Oh,

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Speaker 3: because inside the last thing you want to see is

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Speaker 3: your great ann looking lonely, so for fifty bucks and

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Speaker 3: a package of jerky, he'll climb in and cuddle your

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Speaker 3: loved one as you take your final picks. With Laser Stories,

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Speaker 3: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 3: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: There's other casket cases just now. This first laser story

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Speaker 3: is out of Southwest Oregon. A twenty four year old

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Speaker 3: world's record holder for tallest hat Yo, definitely worse four

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Speaker 3: How about this adventurous? Because a takeout place called bird

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Speaker 3: It comes with a foot attached.

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Speaker 2: And So, my husband lived in the Jamaican countryside as

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, wait.

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Speaker 2: A minute, it looks like it's reaching out of the sandwich.

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Speaker 3: You want to shake. When I say chicken foot, I

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Speaker 1: Isn't Isn't it good to know where our food came from?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But I know I feel a connection with it. Don't worry.

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Speaker 2: It's like when a fish looks at you with its

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Speaker 3: The place is run by a Michelin star chef, and

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Speaker 3: For people who don't want that much anatomy in their lunch,

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Speaker 2: What about the beak? Can I get the beak?

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Speaker 3: Just going right straight to the chicken farms. Take the

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Speaker 3: feather salad. Yeah, it's next. The Stories out of Therapy corner.

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Speaker 3: Has a meme significantly improved your life? Or maybe something

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Speaker 3: If you can't beat the fear, do it scared.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 2: I love that. It's like, you can't be brave if

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Speaker 3: Bra Number four. Talk yourself into doing things by saying,

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Speaker 9: That's actually really good.

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Speaker 1: And that's kind of like, do it for the plot.

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Speaker 3: Right, I'm just gonna do ketamine as a joke, just

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Speaker 3: a joke. Everybody's laughing. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Let's not do that.

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Speaker 3: Number three. It's better to ask stupid than do stupid. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what, dude, I feel like we're just

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Speaker 3: And finally, the top piece of simple advice that has

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Speaker 3: worrying about things that might happen, but never.

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Speaker 2: Did you mean having anxiety.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like this guy. For the last decade he kept

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Speaker 1: Oh, but did it ever happen.

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Speaker 3: Jeff Now he's asking for us. Oh, that would be great.

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Speaker 3: That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 3: for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 5: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: No matter where you go in the world, when you

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.

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Speaker 3: That's true. You hear that a lot. And the main

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Speaker 2: People's ability to rate themselves what list they're on.

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Speaker 3: I don't know though. In this room alone, we have

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Speaker 3: I'm not even going to go there.

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Speaker 2: But you just blew it the hot one.

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting into it, but I'm just gonna say,

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Speaker 5: Is this the right number? It's it's a loser line.

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Speaker 3: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 10: Next message, you're an idiot? Do you know that?

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Speaker 15: Like I understand that some guys are into the whole

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Speaker 15: Latina mommy thing like I poppy, but you could at

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Speaker 10: Do you even know the language?

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Speaker 15: Because whoever told you that the word a mochal had

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Speaker 10: Carrying in your Pantschel is actually a booger, you idiot.

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Speaker 15: You told me that you had a Do you realize

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Speaker 10: That you have a giant booger in your pants?

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Speaker 15: That it might be Actually, it sounds like you probably

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Speaker 9: That was one of my favorite Spanish word.

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Speaker 1: She got the loser life.

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Speaker 2: I like, yes, a bogoger in your pants, Like you

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard.

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Speaker 3: That's a hard disk, Yeah it is. I've always heard

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Speaker 10: Hey, Elison, uh from the bar.

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Speaker 4: I'm not on a hike right now, just doing a

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Speaker 16: That's uh bird watching and uh, I know you said

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Speaker 7: I think, oh oh, he's got a huge pair of

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Speaker 6: Whoa wow, like a double breasted robbin bird.

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Speaker 1: Guys are creepy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it was gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: But yes, Brook, that guy sounded like he was watching

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Speaker 3: Not to nitpick a fellow bird lover, but he was

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Speaker 3: you can learn it yourself on the Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: TikTok page where we post our bird call of the week.

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Speaker 3: We absolutely do. We write next to our favorite loser

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Speaker 3: line clips, both equally entertaining and informative. Now, enough hot

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Speaker 3: ornithology chat, Let's get back to the clips.

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Speaker 17: Bryan, Bryan, I'm bored. There's nothing good on Netflix. Everything

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Speaker 17: that's on there either stupid or.

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Speaker 4: I watched it before.

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Speaker 10: You think you're seeing right seeing me his song, Brian.

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Speaker 18: I deserve not to be bored like this, so he

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Speaker 18: just does it.

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Speaker 10: Entertain me.

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Speaker 17: Brian, I don't hot a single independent woman.

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Speaker 13: Brian, I'm worth it, Brian.

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Speaker 3: Replace the name Brian with Michael, and you know exactly

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Speaker 3: what it's like.

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Speaker 2: I felt like I was listening to one of my

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Speaker 2: kids my entertainment.

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Speaker 3: I don't deserve to be bored a single independent woman

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Speaker 3: entertain me. It's like I'm in jail.

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Speaker 2: There is not anyone who doesn't understand her Netflix flight though.

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Speaker 3: Two not why Yes, if she's that bored, she should

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Speaker 3: go over to our TikTok. Clearly she hasn't visited that

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Speaker 3: site yet. For the bird calls that can entertainer all

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Speaker 3: day and all night time. She's like, I'm bird watch

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Speaker 3: next message.

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Speaker 18: Adam, Hi, it's the other night. I'm really sorry to

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Speaker 18: do this too, like last minute, but are you free

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Speaker 18: in like an hour?

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Speaker 5: Maybe?

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Speaker 18: Green hate someone to be appalled there.

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Speaker 10: From my grandpa's final.

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Speaker 18: He weighed like, yeah, three hundred and seventy pounds, and

478
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Speaker 18: the men in my family are.

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Speaker 10: A week So I was thinking, who do I know who.

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Speaker 18: Has giant muscles and would help? And I tell you, So,

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Speaker 18: I just.

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Speaker 10: Wanted to, uh see if you could do it.

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Speaker 18: I know it's a weird ask, but I don't know

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Speaker 18: who to call, so I'll text you the address and

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Speaker 18: if you.

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Speaker 14: Just throwing a suit come over.

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Speaker 18: You know look bad and.

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Speaker 10: The only rule is tone trop Grandpa.

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Speaker 18: Okay, great, let me know next the.

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Speaker 3: Weirdest booty call of all time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, my brothers are weak.

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Speaker 1: At a funeral? Could cheer everyone up?

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Speaker 3: You want to know where that funeral?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Remember, you can listen to a Loser line regularly at this

496
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Speaker 3: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

497
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Speaker 3: brook and Jeffrey TikTok once again you'll hear your favorite

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Speaker 3: loser lines right there. We got your phone out coming

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Speaker 3: up right.

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Speaker 5: After that brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Today, we call a guy who recently moved into a

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Speaker 3: new house. And this happened just a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: So he's only met a couple of his neighbors. Oh okay,

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00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 3: well he's about to meet one more when I reach

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Speaker 3: out and ask him for friendly favor. He doesn't know me,

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Speaker 3: but I'm going to pretend that I live close and

507
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Speaker 3: I have an uncomfortable situation going on at my place

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Speaker 3: that I hope he can step in and fix. This

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Speaker 3: could get awkward in your phone tap right now? Hello,

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Speaker 3: Hey is this Alex?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Who's calling?

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Speaker 3: My name is Curtis and I just wanted to say, hi,

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Speaker 3: I heard you move into our neighborhood. Oh sweet, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I actually live diagonal from you, a little bit across

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Speaker 3: the street in the Gray House.

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Speaker 19: Awesome, man, nice to meet you. Yeah, you know, we're

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Speaker 19: having a great time in this neighborhood so far. It

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Speaker 19: seems really nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it can be sure. Okay, yeah, I

521
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 3: mean neighborhood's fine. But I'm kind of dealing with another

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00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 3: situation and I really could use your help with it.

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Speaker 19: Uh sure, yeah, wow, what's up?

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Speaker 8: Man?

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00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 3: So I think my wife is messing around behind my back.

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Speaker 19: That sucks. That sucks, and.

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Speaker 3: You're telling me. But here's the deal. I can't prove

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00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 3: it yet, but I'm hoping with your help maybe I

529
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Speaker 3: can get this done, you know, neighbor to neighbor, neighbors

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Speaker 3: helping neighbors sort of thing.

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Speaker 19: Well, what exactly do you have in mind?

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Speaker 10: Because you know, I don't know you exactly.

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Speaker 3: You don't know me. That's why this works. You don't

534
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: know me, you don't know my wife. And so I

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00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 3: heard you work from home.

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Speaker 19: Right, yeah, okay, what does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 3: That's perfect? So tomorrow morning I'm going to leave my

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00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 3: house at around eight thirty in a blue BMW. Okay,

539
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,959
Speaker 3: and once you've seen me pull out, just wait about

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Speaker 3: like fifteen twenty minutes and take your shirt off and

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Speaker 3: go over to my house with some mail and like

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Speaker 3: an Amazon box and say, hey, I think this package

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Speaker 3: might belong to you.

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Speaker 19: Listen, man, I don't know if you're allowing my change.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, look, I know what you're thinking. It

546
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,959
Speaker 3: sounds pretty amateurish, but it's not because I hid a

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00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 3: GoPro inside of this Amazon box so it can film

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Speaker 3: everything the way my wife can't tell what you're doing.

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Speaker 19: Why in this scenario do you want me to not

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Speaker 19: have a shirt on?

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Speaker 3: I think you know why. You're gonna do me a solid,

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Speaker 3: and I'm not asking you to go longer than five minutes.

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Speaker 3: If that's what you're wondering. Oh god, I just need

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Speaker 3: enough footage to prove that she is definitely cheating.

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Speaker 19: I don't think this is the way to go about this.

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Speaker 3: No, I think it is. You know Bob, the guy

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Speaker 3: who lives next door to you, Yeah, yeah, he already

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Speaker 3: did this for me.

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Speaker 14: Wop did this?

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Speaker 19: Bob did this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah he did, But the footage that he got was grainy.

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Speaker 3: So I had him go back three more times, three

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Speaker 3: more times for what for? Evidence collecting? And the footage

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Speaker 3: kept getting worse somehow, and Bob kept asking me, Oh,

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Speaker 3: can I go again? I'll go back and try again.

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Speaker 3: I'll try again. Oh my god, I just think it's

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Speaker 3: better to start over, new guy, new camera.

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Speaker 19: I don't know what kind of neighborhood I moved into here.

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Speaker 3: I mean neighbors helping neighbors.

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Speaker 19: Even if this is something I would to do, which

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Speaker 19: it's not. But even if it was something I would

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Speaker 19: agree to do, there's no way my wife would be cool.

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Speaker 3: If this man, I didn't even think about that getting

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Speaker 3: your wife involved in this? No, you two come over together. No,

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Speaker 3: maybe do a little role play action two vikings in

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Speaker 3: a Swede. You ever done that one before?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: Oh, and I love that. When my wife goes crazy for.

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Speaker 10: It, please stop.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm maybe why she's doing this.

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Speaker 19: Actually, I'm telling you, man, like you want a cup

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Speaker 19: of shit, girl, you can come on over. But you

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Speaker 19: want to do some weird sing operation on your wife,

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Speaker 19: I'm not into.

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Speaker 3: It, really. I mean, if you ever had issues in

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Speaker 3: your marriage, I'd happily come over and do the same

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Speaker 3: for you.

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Speaker 19: You are not coming over here, man, I don't want

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Speaker 19: you shirt lists dressed like a viking or a suite

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Speaker 19: or whatever.

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Speaker 3: That's not what Whatever your wife is into is what

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00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 3: I would do, because she is pretty cute.

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Speaker 19: Hey, that is that is a line, man, Do not

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Speaker 19: cross that line.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean she told me to tell you that. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm serious. Your wife Haley. She listens to that Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey show that does the prank calls, you know,

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Speaker 3: like this one that I'm doing on you. So she

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00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 3: told me to prank you and also tell.

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Speaker 19: You that what are you what are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm not your neighbor man jeff from Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 19: This is a phone chet serious.

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Speaker 14: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your wife Haley told us to call you. She

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00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 3: said that you guys just moved and you've only met

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Speaker 3: a couple of neighbors, and she thought we could mess

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Speaker 3: with you.

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Speaker 19: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so real quick, last question before I let you

611
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 3: go real life. Two Vikings, one Swede? Which one? Are you?

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00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 19: My god? Two Vikings one Swede. That is just messed up.

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00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 19: I know you want to go there.

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Speaker 3: Let me hear you scream Valhalla.

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Speaker 19: No God, no.

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Speaker 5: Weak up. Every morning was food tabs weekday mornings.

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Speaker 20: On the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Alexis.

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Speaker 3: If a guy says to you, hey, girl, you should

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Speaker 3: come back to my place so I could show you

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Speaker 3: my special talent, that's what he sounds like. What are

621
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Speaker 3: the odds that dude actually has anything remotely talented about him?

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Speaker 1: Very low?

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Speaker 3: You're still going over to his house to find out, right,

624
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 3: But today we may have found the one exception because

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00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 3: one of our listeners convinced his date to come back

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Speaker 3: with him to show off his unique skill, and when

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Speaker 3: he told us what it was, Brooke immediately begged him

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Speaker 3: for picks. It really is an unusual behavior for Brooke

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Speaker 3: with strange men to ask for picks. But this time

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Speaker 3: it actually is a very unique skill. You're gonna hear

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Speaker 3: what it is in your brand new second Date update.

632
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: Right after this Second Date updated, I was curious recently

633
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 3: and googled how to get your first date back to

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Speaker 3: your house?

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Speaker 2: And that sounds tricky into it.

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Speaker 3: Then I had to go back and add the word

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Speaker 3: willingly thank you. A bunch of other stuff came up

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Speaker 3: with portals to the dark web, so I was like, yeah, really,

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Speaker 3: probably shouldn't go that route. You mean to keep.

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Speaker 6: Talking and have a couple of coffee.

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Speaker 2: You did that on a work computer too, didn't you.

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Speaker 8: I did.

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00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, PHR wants to come at me, Go find me

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Speaker 3: somewhere else. But there's a lot of ideas online once

645
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 3: you put in the correct search about grabbing coffee or

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00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 3: drinks at a bar close to where you live. Easy,

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Speaker 3: or tell them about a pet at home that you'd

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Speaker 3: really love to introduce to me.

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Speaker 2: You have to have a pet, though.

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00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 3: That's true. Make sure that you're checking all those boxes.

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00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 6: It's a pet lamp in the morning.

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Speaker 3: But apparently none of that is better than what our listener,

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Speaker 3: Kevin says he did. He told his date about a

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Speaker 3: hobby and I don't even know what it is, but

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Speaker 3: apparently it convinced her to go home with him to

656
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Speaker 3: check out his place. So let's learn about it, Kevin,

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, excited to hear about what your hobby is? Kevin?

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00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, why don't we go back to the beginning.

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Speaker 3: Tell us about the woman that you met. What's her name?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, her name is Meadow. She's really cool meadow.

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Speaker 2: Did you guys meet on a dating Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, we definitely did.

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Speaker 3: Yep, a dark web dating app or one of the

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Speaker 3: normal web dating apps.

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Speaker 14: Normal once.

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Speaker 3: Place to meet.

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Speaker 2: So all right, how are you feeling about meeting up

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Speaker 2: with her before you guys saw each other?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I mean she's awesome. I mean we both like

671
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 14: cosplay and or the rings. You know, she's got a

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00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 14: similar interest.

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Speaker 3: So what did you guys do for your date?

674
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:26,439
Speaker 10: Yeah?

675
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 14: We we decided we were going to go catch some

676
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 14: drinks and we did and we hung out there for

677
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 14: a while. Wasn't it too far from where I lived?

678
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 2: And that was that planned by you? Kevin?

679
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 14: Well, it certainly was easy to get there and easy

680
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 14: to get back, should it go that way?

681
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 3: Such a politician?

682
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 4: Yes me.

683
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 3: All right, So what's this hobby that you brought up

684
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 3: that convinced her to go back with you?

685
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 14: It's really cool. I don't know if you're big on

686
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 14: TikTok or whatnot, but there's a trend happening right now

687
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 14: called fridge scaping.

688
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know.

689
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 2: Fridge scaping. It's like a playoff of landscaping because it's

690
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 2: like making your fridge inside. Yeah, the inside looks so

691
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: beautiful where you like put all of your vegetables in

692
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 2: an open container and you make your.

693
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: Earths of people do like the soda rac shelves and

694
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,240
Speaker 1: they're all organized by color.

695
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 3: No, it's more than that. Like you put flowers sometimes

696
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 3: in photos and they're like, fridge. It's cool, but it

697
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 3: is like no offense, a little bit weird, Kevin. That's

698
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,919
Speaker 3: weird because you're not You're not putting any actual food

699
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 3: in your fridge.

700
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: If you find a single man that doesn't have just

701
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: an old slice of pizza in his fridge, you're winning, Kevin.

702
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 3: Kevin, why why did you do it? What made you

703
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 3: want a fridgeescape?

704
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 14: Well, like I am a huge fan of Lord of

705
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 14: the Rings. Like, as I mentioned, a lot of my

706
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 14: house is pretty decked out. I'm like, why am I

707
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 14: stopping at my fridge?

708
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 15: You know?

709
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 2: Wait, is there a Lord of the Rings them to

710
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 2: your fridge scaping?

711
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 14: Kind of? It's like kind of like Rivendale and Lord

712
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 14: of the Rings. One of the things I dated. I

713
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 14: found this hydraulic pump that like I created a waterfall

714
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 14: that kind of runs over my fresh Yeah, it just

715
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,439
Speaker 14: helps rejuvenate the fruit.

716
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 5: Yes, I would for.

717
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: Sure go back to see that a guy.

718
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 2: All I have is a carrot crisper where I put

719
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 2: my carrots in water water.

720
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need an eye of Sauron at the top.

721
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 14: Blinking not in my fraid, he is not welcome.

722
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 3: Okay, this is just the good parts of the Lord

723
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 3: of the Rings Gown.

724
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 2: No wonder she would go back to your house. Any

725
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: of us would.

726
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 14: Wow.

727
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: So yeah, you brought this up to her before you

728
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 3: went back to your place.

729
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 14: Yeah, she was like totally. I'll see that. She loved

730
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 14: the waterfall. And then I also built this like treehouse

731
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 14: that has like a nest that the eggs actually did in.

732
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 3: What are you sure that she liked it, like for real?

733
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 3: Or was she just being like, oh okay, this is

734
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like a lot like.

735
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 2: A big How could a fridge like this be a turnoff? No,

736
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: the woman's into causeplay in it. She sounds like, I mean,

737
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 2: what do you think, Kevin.

738
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 14: That's the thing. Honestly, I mean I thought she was

739
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 14: like into it. We were there for like twenty thirty minutes,

740
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 14: like looking at everything and even like let her kind

741
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 14: of rearrange stuff. And I don't let anybody mess with

742
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,799
Speaker 14: my art usually.

743
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, Art, Well, she's probably just trying to find

744
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 3: some actual food in there that she can eat that's

745
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 3: not part of the decoration.

746
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 14: Well, I mean she placed it nicely. It looked good

747
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 14: what she did. I was like, okay, yeah, I approved.

748
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 10: I have heard that's funny.

749
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: I ever read a question does it smell?

750
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 4: Okay?

751
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 14: Like, yeah, you have to be you have to be

752
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 14: up with.

753
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: It, dude. This immediately signals a man who has clean sheets, okay,

754
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 2: a man who is put together, who's on time for dates. Like,

755
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: I feel like that would be a good thing. I

756
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 2: bet for her exactly.

757
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 3: I mean, sure, Brooke, I could see you being like

758
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 3: best friends with this guy. I don't know if that

759
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 3: means that you necessarily Yeah, if it's the most romantic

760
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 3: sort of thing.

761
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 2: Time and he puts into this on the fridge is

762
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 2: getting more attention than you Alexis?

763
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like, am I getting taken to waterfall a fridge

764
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 12: getting at Kevin?

765
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 3: Do you think that could be a possibility.

766
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 14: I mean that's kind of what I'm wondering. But like

767
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 14: she seemed like she was like in all, like she

768
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 14: was impressed and like we we went watched a movie.

769
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 14: We watched him Lord of the rings only for like

770
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 14: twenty thirty minutes. And that's the thing. I'm like. She

771
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 14: said she was tired, and I was like, oh crap,

772
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 14: did I you know, did I overdo it?

773
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 3: Well, you both already watched that movie, so it's like, yeah,

774
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 3: half hours. I mean, dating is tough, and yeah, even

775
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,439
Speaker 3: when you fridge escape as well as you possibly can,

776
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 3: sometimes women still aren't impressed.

777
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 6: Hey, but even if she doesn't like you, buddy, you

778
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 6: got a girl back to your house.

779
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: You spend great time with her.

780
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 6: Everything was fun.

781
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 2: I know we're supposed to get him another date, but

782
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 2: all I want is pictures of the s frig do

783
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 2: I really want to?

784
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooks might even want to hire you after this

785
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 3: to fridge escape for her.

786
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 6: She wants a mass potato mountain.

787
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: We're gonna come up with some ideas for brooks fridge scape,

788
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 3: but in the meantime, let's call Meadow for you and

789
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 3: try and get some answers when we do your second

790
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 3: date update right after this.

791
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 14: Okay, cool, thanks guys, Second date Update.

792
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 3: When you think about the top qualities women look for

793
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 3: in a man, there's confidence, kindness, yes, the ability to

794
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: turn the inside of a fridge into an exact replica

795
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 3: of Middle Earth with a working waterfall to keep your

796
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 3: vegetables fresh. Unbelievable, not exaggerating, because one of our listeners, Kevin,

797
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 3: is actually doing just that.

798
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 4: Seriously.

799
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 3: He's into fridge scaping, which, if you didn't know, is

800
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 3: where you decorate the inside of your fridge with flowers

801
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 3: and pictures and all sorts of beautiful things.

802
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't make it sound so mundane.

803
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 3: Well not by Kevin's exit to a whole new level

804
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: with a Lord of the Rings theme, because he loves

805
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 3: that trilogy. And that's how we got a woman named

806
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 3: Meadow to come back to his place to check it out.

807
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 2: Yes, who wouldn't wows place to see it?

808
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 3: I seriously, who wouldn't want to do that? Yes?

809
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 4: Who would?

810
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 3: To call Meto right now on the radio? Thing is

811
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 3: it didn't last very long because twenty minutes into watching

812
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,720
Speaker 3: the Lord of the Rings movie she bailed. Yeah, and

813
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 3: has not been staying in contact with him since then.

814
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 3: We're trying to help him figure out why.

815
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

816
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: Wait, Kevin, we never asked, are you on social media

817
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 2: with your fridge?

818
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 16: Oh?

819
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I post it quite a bit like Honestly,

820
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 14: it brings a lot of people, quite a bit of joy,

821
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 14: like gets lots of like and like do.

822
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 2: You know if she followed you?

823
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 14: She hasn't.

824
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 2: Oh oh that's disappointed, kind of rude. Yeah, because I

825
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: can guarantee she found it.

826
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is kind of a side off.

827
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:46,959
Speaker 8: Note.

828
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 6: Do I have permission to call her your precious?

829
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 3: For you?

830
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 14: I hope I get to that place.

831
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 3: She's in the cosplay? All right, we'll use it as

832
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 3: a last resort if everything's and south, we'll bring Sniegel

833
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 3: into the equation. I don't know if I could do

834
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 3: a good Snegel. Nobody Nobody charms like Schmiegel does.

835
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that is the biggest turn off.

836
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 3: Let's plan B. Let's start by reaching out to Meadow.

837
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 3: Hopefully she paid her phone bill and answers, but we

838
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 3: need a.

839
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 2: Weird thing to say.

840
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 3: You're word on her phone?

841
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 2: Why are you gonna got a money shamer in this economy?

842
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 3: Who knows? I need to stay quiet here, Kevin, until

843
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 3: we find out what's going on with her, and then

844
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 3: you can jump in. All right, okay, cool, all right,

845
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 3: right now? Hello, Hey is this Meadow?

846
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 14: Yeah?

847
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 3: What's up? Meadow? You're on the radio right now with

848
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 3: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

849
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 2: Hey, Meadow, the whole shows here.

850
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 10: How you doing Hi, this is kind of weird.

851
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 3: Oh, don't say that.

852
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 9: I mean, and I would be.

853
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 3: No for real. We're a radio show and we're doing

854
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 3: a segment called a second Date Update, and we're hoping

855
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 3: to get some answers from one of our listeners that

856
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 3: you went out with named Kevin.

857
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 13: Oh okay, yeah, no, I remember Kevin.

858
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, we we went on a date.

859
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 3: Right.

860
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 2: What did you think about him?

861
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 13: I mean, he was really sweet. He was like a

862
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 13: nice guy, you know, easy to talk to, really clean,

863
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 13: like organize more than most guys I date.

864
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 14: You know, it's like hard to find a normal.

865
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 2: Guy, anyone that can fridge escape.

866
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, we heard about the fact that he decorated the

867
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 3: inside of his fridge with like a Lord of the

868
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 3: Rings theme, and it sounded like you thought that was

869
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 3: pretty cool. Yeah.

870
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 13: I had a feeling he had probably mentioned that to you.

871
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 2: Tell us about it from your perspective.

872
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 13: I mean, it was beautiful, like he's very talented. I mean,

873
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 13: I I was really impressed me.

874
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 3: Even better than I imagined.

875
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 2: But so it didn't weird you out at all.

876
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 13: It didn't weird me out. I just I felt like

877
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 13: it could become a thing that could be an issue

878
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 13: for us in the future, just because it like already

879
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 13: kind of was an issue that first night.

880
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: What do you mean that night?

881
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

882
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 13: So so he showed me the fridge.

883
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 14: It was like, really cool.

884
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 8: I was.

885
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 13: I was really into it, which I did not expect

886
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 13: to be as into it as I was, because you know,

887
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 13: it could be weird, but it wasn't. And then I

888
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 13: asked to go to the bathroom and there was no

889
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 13: toilet paper there, and he let me know he was

890
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,040
Speaker 13: running low, but he had a roll of toilet paper

891
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 13: in the fridge. I saw he was using it for

892
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 13: like a hob at home, and I mean it was.

893
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 20: It was cool.

894
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 13: He had like fruit and vegetables leaning against it. It

895
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 13: was like very intricate.

896
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 3: That was the only toilet paper he had.

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00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's the thing. Like I asked him. I was like, okay, well,

898
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 13: can I just use the one in the fridge. I

899
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 13: saw there was one in fridge and he offered me

900
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 13: a rag. He was like, can you just use this

901
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 13: rag instead?

902
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 3: He tossed. I was totally broke out.

903
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 13: It was I was like, I'm not doing that, and

904
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 13: then he was like, Okay, well, I guess.

905
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 4: You can use it.

906
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 13: So he like made this big to do about unassembling

907
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 13: that gave me.

908
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 5: This like.

909
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 3: No, it was so awkward.

910
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 13: It just like ruined everything. And I was like, this

911
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 13: is their first dat doesn't he want to make a

912
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 13: good impression and then he prioritizes the fridge over me

913
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:31,439
Speaker 13: being comfortable Like.

914
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 2: You no, but he thinks of himself as an artist,

915
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 2: you know, like it it's hard as an artist to

916
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 2: change something.

917
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 13: I wasn't going to use the whole thing. He took

918
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 13: it back and put it back in the fridge afterward.

919
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 3: I didn't want to put used toilet paper in the fridge.

920
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 2: That's actually kind of gross, don't.

921
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not there's any food in there that you're

922
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 3: actually eating, though it's mostly just decorative.

923
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 2: No, there's definitely food in there.

924
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know. We should ask Kevin about it,

925
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 3: because he's the only one that knows for sure, and

926
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 3: I do need to let you know, Meadow, he's been

927
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 3: on the other line listening to this conversation. Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, Kevin,

928
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 3: are you there.

929
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like you're kind of regretful.

930
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 14: Well, I mean, you guys just kind of tore my

931
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 14: my creation apart, and we do that. It's not like

932
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 14: I used the used part of the toilet paper roll

933
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 14: to put back in there. She used that.

934
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 3: Plus, No, he just.

935
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 2: You're an artist and you put a lot of effort

936
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:42,439
Speaker 2: in time.

937
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 3: He puts three hours of work into the fridge scaping.

938
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 3: He only put like a half hour into your date, meadow,

939
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 3: so you haven't earned it yet.

940
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,479
Speaker 2: The same.

941
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 14: No, I'm just saying the hesitation obviously came from there

942
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 14: was a lot invested in the hobbit hole, and that's

943
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 14: why I offered the rag. I mean, babies use reusable diapers,

944
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 14: you know, cloth as an option.

945
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 13: I mean, all I'm hearing right now is excuses of

946
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 13: like why this is okay for you to do? Like

947
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 13: you invited me to your house, wouldn't you want me

948
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 13: to feel comfortable and taken care of? And like if

949
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 13: it's the first date with the toilet paper, then what

950
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 13: does that look like further into a relationship, what other

951
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 13: things would get prioritized over your partner?

952
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 14: Well, now that you know how important my situation is

953
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 14: with the fridge, and like all the things I've placed

954
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 14: in it. Like maybe next time, just maybe you could

955
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 14: bring your own toilet paper and then we you know

956
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 14: that's what.

957
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 13: No, maybe next time you can have toilet paper for

958
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 13: your guests.

959
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: In your home, like for yourself. It's a good Like,

960
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 2: what are you doing, Kevin?

961
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:49,720
Speaker 3: He's got the rag, that's great. I'm sure he watches

962
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 3: it underneath the waterfall that goes over the BROCOLI what

963
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 3: he's a problem solver, Kevin.

964
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: The solution to this is to buy toilet paper. That's

965
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 2: the solution.

966
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 14: I do buy it. I just happen to use a

967
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 14: lot of it in the fridge. I go through it

968
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 14: like crazy there and it gets adorned by more than.

969
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 3: Go to Costco. That's what they're made for. I mean, Kevin,

970
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 3: what she's saying, and I think what a lot of

971
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 3: women want on a first day is they want a

972
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,439
Speaker 3: guy who feels like they're being prioritized over the other

973
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 3: things going on in their life, even if they do

974
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 3: spend a lot of time and effort into it. Like

975
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 3: that's all she's saying is that she wants to know

976
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 3: that you're gonna put her first over your fridge.

977
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,919
Speaker 14: Well, then she shouldn't have came back to my house

978
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 14: because I was prioritizing it before she saw it.

979
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 3: You did say you wanted to go back to his

980
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 3: house to see the fridge, not to use his bathroom,

981
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 3: So there is there's some shared blame. I think we

982
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 3: can all agree.

983
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 2: I blame the hobbit hole.

984
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 13: Okay, holes, I don't think I have any blame.

985
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 3: Here, Meadow. Maybe you don't, maybe you do. But either way,

986
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 3: how about you make it up to Kevin by saying

987
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 3: yes to a date.

988
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 13: Work the surest way to get a no hold on.

989
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: That's just Jeffrey sarcasm taking over.

990
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 3: If I'm doing it wrong, then that's on me, Kevin,

991
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 3: take it away.

992
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 14: Well, honestly, now, this fantastic option was presented me. I'll

993
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 14: get a Costco membership if you say yes.

994
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 3: You're offering to supply the toilet paper for the date.

995
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 2: You didn't know you could buy in Bolt.

996
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 14: No, I didn't. I've never been to Costco flag dude.

997
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: There is so much stuff for you to for escape

998
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 3: with in that Costco. No matter what, Meadow, we would

999
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 3: like to offer you that date, and we would pay

1000
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 3: for it.

1001
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 13: You know, at this point, this just feels like too

1002
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 13: much for me, and I feel like it's just gonna

1003
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 13: get worse once he gets to Costco.

1004
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 5: We didn't even seem to.

1005
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 13: Understand without you guys coaching him why that's the problem

1006
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 13: in the first place.

1007
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 3: Kevin Man sounds like a no, I'm sorry, dude, your.

1008
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 14: Loss, Like, don't even think about following my out on

1009
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 14: social media.

1010
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 3: That sounds like a threat sick burn from a fridge

1011
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 3: scaper that must sting Jeffrey in the morning. Isn't there

1012
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 3: a famous saying, never get between a man and his

1013
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 3: eloquently decorated fridge Socrates, Yes, yeah, very, But sounds like

1014
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 3: in the end, Kevin is probably gonna be okay.

1015
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's preoccupied.

1016
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 2: I think all he needs is his fridge. Yeah, I'm

1017
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 2: shocked Steve and is looking for a romantic party.

1018
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 3: Well, there is going to be a woman who shows

1019
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 3: up at his place one day and she'll say yes

1020
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 3: to the rag you hold off, Kevin. She is out

1021
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 3: there waiting for you.

1022
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 2: That's the woman he wants.

1023
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 6: He just needs, like a wilderness woman who's gonna bring

1024
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 6: her own Swiss army knife and toilet paper and everything

1025
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 6: with drip dry.

1026
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 3: Her husband has to clean it up off the floor.

1027
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 3: It's fine. The point is there's someone out there for

1028
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 3: all of us, sometimes multiple Someone's right, Alexis say something, Yeah,

1029
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 3: we want to help convince that person or people to

1030
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 3: date you. So you can email the show and we'll

1031
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 3: call those people or persons who aren't calling you back.

1032
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 20: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning, overcooked mystery meat, forgotten egg salad.

1033
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 3: Take a big rancid whiff of that, oh and drippy,

1034
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 3: sweaty foam fingers. Is there a place in the entire

1035
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 3: world that when I describe the smells, it feels like

1036
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:39,240
Speaker 3: you're right in it. Then at an NFL tailgate, feel

1037
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 3: it in my nostrils, and Jose and Alexis went down there.

1038
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 3: And if you want to hear some of less than

1039
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 3: sober audio that they collected to feel like you're right

1040
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 3: there with them, then go nuke some nacho cheese in

1041
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 3: that microwave and have a listen to a brand new

1042
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 3: what you're doing at the tailgate.

1043
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 9: Pinch the whole time.

1044
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 3: It's coming up right after this. A game of football

1045
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 3: is about sportsmanship, teamwork, integrity. Oh yeah, but out in

1046
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,839
Speaker 3: the parking lot, y sass all that integrity crap out

1047
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 3: the window.

1048
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 2: There it is ya.

1049
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 3: Pregame is all about beer chugging, meat grilling, and scream

1050
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 3: talking four inches away from each other's faces. Took the

1051
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 3: thousands of fans got amped up for game day, which

1052
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 3: is why we sent Jose and Alexis down to the

1053
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 3: stadium before kickoff to ask the fine sober people there

1054
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 3: a simple question. What you're doing at the tailgate?

1055
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 9: What you're doing at the tailgate? Hanging out with my husband?

1056
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 9: Going to go support our team very soon?

1057
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: Okay, but your husband is not here.

1058
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 9: You're alone right now. He went to the restroom, so

1059
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 9: Allie's not here.

1060
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: How is it going to games with him?

1061
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 9: Really, it's actually a lot of fun.

1062
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 2: I've learned to look at But he's not here, so

1063
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 2: you could say anything, what's the worst thing about him?

1064
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 9: At football games?

1065
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:56,439
Speaker 3: Quick?

1066
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: Before he comes back.

1067
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 21: I feel like every woman know saying you're getting ready,

1068
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 21: and he waits in the last minute to do all

1069
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 21: the things, so I am ready and then he has

1070
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 21: to like finish all the things.

1071
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 9: Wait, husband's here now, Oh you're back. Okay, now that

1072
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 9: you're back, I've heard only great things about you.

1073
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 3: You've been spending way too much time with Brooke. Alexis

1074
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 3: getting good with the wife talk crap about her husband

1075
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 3: and then lie to him as soon as he comes back. Yeah,

1076
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 3: you guys talk badly about guys behind their backs.

1077
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: How is it that I'm sitting in my car waiting

1078
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 2: for Michael when he supposedly only takes five minutes to

1079
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 2: get ready and then forgets everything to do like, oh,

1080
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: I defeed the dog. Oh I forgot to do this.

1081
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,760
Speaker 2: I had to go to the bathroom.

1082
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: Like, why didn't you do that earlier?

1083
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 4: To the bathroom?

1084
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 2: Just time it better?

1085
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 22: What you're doing at the tailgate trying to reminisce our

1086
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 22: old you know, our lover days when we first met

1087
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 22: and he first did our first things.

1088
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 3: You know, wait, are you talking about me? And this

1089
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 3: is radio no one can see you, sir. I'm talking

1090
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 3: about Smiths Stacey right here? Oh hello, miss Stacey.

1091
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 4: The wait we're here to rekindle something.

1092
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 22: Yeah, we're trying to relive. We're trying to like have

1093
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 22: an ESPN moment. No, not no, no, not you know

1094
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 22: where I scored put it to the post? Yo, goes

1095
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 22: you're in. You're talking about not football right now? Huh No,

1096
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 22: that's football.

1097
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: Sounds like you're talking about sexy time A little bit.

1098
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 3: This is this is sex to takee. Hey, when I

1099
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 3: make love, I make love all day long because she's

1100
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 3: loving the moment right now.

1101
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 6: Well, I have a feeling that you're not even focused

1102
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 6: on the football game at all.

1103
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,640
Speaker 3: You're focused on this lady.

1104
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 22: Right here, they have they have a unisex bathroom that

1105
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 22: we like Hunter level six.

1106
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you show this section.

1107
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm glad he doesn't break the rules

1108
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 2: by just going into a women's bathroom.

1109
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, they should have bathrooms though with the state

1110
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 3: medium reserved specifically for sexy time. That's a good point.

1111
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 3: Why don't they designate an entire area for all the

1112
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 3: couples that are there that just want to get stuff

1113
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 3: done and then go back and watch the game.

1114
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 2: How gross those bathrooms are at the stadium.

1115
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 3: That's won't even keep the walls on the stalls.

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00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 4: In the guys back.

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00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why it's so humid when I go in there.

1118
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 3: That's maybe that's what it is. It's what you're doing

1119
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 3: at the tailgate where Jose and Alexis went down to

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00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 3: the football game right before kickoff and ask the fans

1121
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 3: a simple.

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00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 13: Question, what you doing at the Tailgate's jinging.

1123
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 3: Beard, hanging out?

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00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 9: Who are you at here with my wife? It's our

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00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 9: anniversary today?

1126
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 5: What year?

1127
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 9: What are we at? Five year? Five year anniversary?

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00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: Are you both wanting to celebrate it out a football game?

1129
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 4: Or yes?

1130
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 9: So you are a fan? You promise you're not forced

1131
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 9: to be. I'm married into it, but very much a fan. Okay,

1132
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 9: you you married into it? How many games have you

1133
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 9: been to in this five years? This is our first

1134
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 9: NFL game ever?

1135
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: So you're first out of bell game ever. You've waited

1136
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 1: your whole life for this?

1137
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 3: Apparently, yes, ma'am.

1138
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: So what will make this the best anniversar ever for you?

1139
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: The win and anything else?

1140
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 13: Or that's it?

1141
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 3: Get my wife drunk? Oh good hashtag relationship goals.

1142
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 6: Yes, you have to go spend all that money to

1143
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 6: go to an NFL game just to get her drunk

1144
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 6: for the first time?

1145
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 2: What is this with like all the married couples, Is

1146
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 2: the NFL just the new love section?

1147
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 4: I don't know that's a good point.

1148
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 3: This maybe the most couples we've ever Yes, married couples

1149
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 3: are the only people that can afford to go to

1150
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 3: the games. Yeah, money together for one seat and their

1151
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 3: jobs are probably getting better pretty soon, It's like we're lawyers.

1152
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 3: I've gotta be a millionaire.

1153
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the tailgate?

1154
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 11: Dan?

1155
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,879
Speaker 9: Here to have some fun, have some beers and trying

1156
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,239
Speaker 9: to make.

1157
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 3: Out with my girl. Okay, because I was gonna say,

1158
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 3: are you in trouble?

1159
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 6: Because you looked at her the whole time you were

1160
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:56,919
Speaker 6: answering that question.

1161
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 3: No, you're supposed to be embarrassed. Well, what is up

1162
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 3: with him?

1163
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 9: Tell me what's wrong?

1164
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 3: This is an everyday event. How you feeling? Brother frisky?

1165
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 3: I can tell I shouldn't be smiling. You get your

1166
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 3: dollar bills out?

1167
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 2: Is henna strip?

1168
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 3: I was just as confusing.

1169
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: Did you check and see if he had tear away pants?

1170
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 3: I didn't realize there was selling bath salts at the stadium.

1171
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 3: Now she just sounds like a straight babysitter.

1172
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 1: She's like, this is an ever a tailgate. We didn't

1173
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: know what was actually going.

1174
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 3: You're in the horny couple section of the tailgate area.

1175
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: A swingertail game.

1176
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 3: I'm not going to follow a lot.

1177
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 2: You need to look out for those pineapple flags.

1178
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 4: Everywhere.

1179
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:53,880
Speaker 3: That's what you're doing at the tailgate. We're doing every

1180
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 3: time that there's a home game here.

1181
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1182
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 3: This is very exciting. We've never done this before, but

1183
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 3: for the very first time in the history of this show,

1184
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 3: we're doing Brooks Trivia Loser Week, Meaning every single contestant

1185
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 3: that is about to participate has never won and lost

1186
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 3: to you at least five times. So today is one day.

1187
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 3: This is our first contestant. Her name is Natasha, and

1188
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 3: her all time record is oh thirteen and one, zero wins,

1189
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 3: thirteen losses, one tie, and actually a tie does count

1190
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 3: as a loss, so in a way, it's oh and

1191
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 3: fourteen Natasha. It's a special honor to be selected as

1192
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 3: our first contestant in Loser Week.

1193
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 2: You're like the number one loser.

1194
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, there's somebody that's like, oh, in sixteen. I think, okay,

1195
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 3: but I'm assuming our producer didn't tell you anything about

1196
00:59:01,160 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 3: this before you came on the show.

1197
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 14: Right, No, No, I just listened to it.

1198
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 2: She's like, we know, because I would have hung up.

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00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 14: You know.

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00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 19: No, you love it, right, You're a proud loser, right, proud.

1201
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 3: It's all about attitude on this segment. So we're gonna

1202
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 3: send Brooke out of the studio and get right to

1203
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 3: the rules.

1204
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 10: Here.

1205
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1206
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

1207
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 3: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1208
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 10: I'm ready?

1209
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 3: Is the chance to get out of the loser's column?

1210
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is International Podcast Day.

1211
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 3: What would you type in the search to find our podcast?

1212
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 14: Move a ninety two point by?

1213
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 3: What instrument was sole legend? BB King? Famous for playing

1214
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 3: what fast food chain has the slogan eat fresh sway?

1215
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 3: On the TV show Friends. What actor played Ross Geller

1216
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 3: starting in the nineteen sixties. Who's the only person who's

1217
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,479
Speaker 3: had a number one album in six straight decades? What's

1218
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 3: currently the United States tour slogan? I see what currently

1219
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 3: is the United States tourism slogan? Is it all within

1220
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 3: your reach? Or the world's heartbeat?

1221
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 19: Is here the first one?

1222
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 3: Okay? We will all within the reach the reach? Okay?

1223
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know either because it's not like I'm visiting

1224
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 3: here locally. So Baroka is coming back into the studio.

1225
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 3: Remember we're in the middle of loser week. It's like

1226
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 3: on SNL they give like the jacket to the five

1227
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,959
Speaker 3: members club. We need to come up with some sort

1228
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 3: of like merchandise for people that lose more than five

1229
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 3: times on the show.

1230
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 2: Those paper toilet seat covers.

1231
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 3: Natasha, that sound good to you.

1232
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 14: I already have some of those to go.

1233
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 2: You carry your own paper toilet seat covers around with you?

1234
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 8: I do it.

1235
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 3: Well, that's a winner right there, if you ask me, Natasha,

1236
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,959
Speaker 3: well done. Now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1237
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is International Podcast Day. What

1238
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 3: would you type in the search to find our podcast?

1239
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey.

1240
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 3: What instrument was sole legend b Be King, famous for

1241
01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 3: playing guitar. What fast food chain has the slogan eat.

1242
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 2: Fresh, Eat Fresh Subway on.

1243
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 3: The TV show Friends? What actor played Ross Geller?

1244
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 2: Oh my God past starting in.

1245
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 3: The nineteen sixties. Who is the only person who's had

1246
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 3: a number one album in six straight decades Paul McCartney.

1247
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 3: What currently is the United States tourism slogan? Is it

1248
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 3: all within your reach or the world's heartbeat? Is here?

1249
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,600
Speaker 2: Interesting? Both terrible? All within your reach?

1250
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 3: Within your reach? Right, Let's go to the scoreboard and

1251
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 3: see how you ballt with Jose Fire Fire, Fire Fire, Natasha,

1252
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 3: you got to correct today.

1253
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 10: Pretty good showing and Brook for correct.

1254
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 2: Tasha because I forgot David Schumer's name.

1255
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 5: Oh that's it.

1256
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:10,040
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, Natasha, you go to fourteen and one.

1257
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 2: I love you.

1258
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 3: We would expect nothing less from you, though we love

1259
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 3: you more. Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's

1260
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 3: International podcast Day. If you want to find our podcast online,

1261
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 3: you would type in Brooke and Jeffery, it's our show.

1262
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 3: The instrument that sole legend BB King is famous for

1263
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 3: playing was the guitar, specifically electric guitar. The fast food

1264
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 3: chain with the slogan eat fresh as Subway on the

1265
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 3: TV show Friends, Ross Geller is played by actor David Schwimmer.

1266
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 3: Starting in the nineteen sixties. The only person who's had

1267
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 3: a number one album in six straight decades is Barbara

1268
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 3: streisand Wow, and what is currently the United States tourism

1269
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 3: slogan it is all within your reach.

1270
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 2: I mean the other one did sound so conceited that

1271
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 2: we would do it? Yea world heartbeat united.

1272
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 3: And with cholesterol levels in the US, heartbeats aren't great,

1273
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 3: so probably not good advertise that even that though anyway,

1274
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 3: Natasha was not enough to beat Brook once again. But

1275
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 3: just we're playing, we are going to give you a

1276
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 3: twenty five dollars gift card to Sephora. At Sephora Belvy Square,

1277
01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:18,960
Speaker 3: you can enjoy a shopping experience where all are welcome

1278
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,400
Speaker 3: and what makes you unique as celebrated. Plus get your

1279
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 3: beauty in two hours when you buy online and pick

1280
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 3: up in store.

1281
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 2: What keeps you calling back?

1282
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 10: Determination, I'm going to beat you.

1283
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 2: I love that, Nasa.

1284
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love you, Natasha. You can come back and

1285
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 3: play anytime. Loser Week will continue with another perennial Loser

1286
01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 3: contestant Tomorrow

1287
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning