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Speaker 1: Scotty Oh, Kurt, I'm ready give me.

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Speaker 2: One penguins quote maybe aliens after scientists discover chemical from

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Speaker 2: venus in their pooh.

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Speaker 1: Sure, that's very bananas. This is going to be a

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Speaker 1: very bananas bananas.

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Speaker 3: Do world understand.

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Speaker 4: Your mind?

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Speaker 2: Resilient pieces would.

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Speaker 5: Bananas?

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Speaker 2: Bananasa guys, cows, and non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I'm kerk brown Er.

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Speaker 1: I am Banana boy number two Scotti Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening. We're so glad to have you. We hope

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Speaker 1: everybody's very happy on this Tuesday or whenever day you

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Speaker 1: listen to this. It's up to you. It's your word.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and remember new show to Chicago added to the

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Speaker 2: mini tour. Go get tickets now, but before but just

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Speaker 2: I want to get right into our guests. I'm very

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Speaker 2: it me too.

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Speaker 3: Don't you dare get it anywhere near me? You can't

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Speaker 3: want to get it here.

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Speaker 1: You can't.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry I did, Sorry, but that's the side of

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Speaker 3: my entire life. You can't talk yet, I'm not even here.

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Speaker 2: A beautiful intro yea our guest today has not only

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Speaker 2: listened to this. Our guest today is not only a

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Speaker 2: brilliant stand Up. Is also a stupendous actor and very

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Speaker 2: horrifyingly good writer. She impressed you in the fantastically funny

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Speaker 2: Netflix series Living with Yourself, starring Optiones Paul Rudd. She's

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Speaker 2: in the goddamn new home alone movie What the Fuck,

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Speaker 2: coming out soon. But most of importantly, she's the creator

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Speaker 2: and writer and star of the heartbreakingly funny and Moving

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Speaker 2: This Way Up, both seasons currently available on Hulu in

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Speaker 2: the States and on Channel four in the UK. Lay

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Speaker 2: Dudes and gentle thems, please welcome a woman I last

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Speaker 2: saw at my house taking people's crotch temperatures.

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Speaker 1: Ashley.

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Speaker 3: Well, if there isn't a way to get in a

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Speaker 3: bit of celebrity scandal at the end there, you really

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Speaker 3: did me a dirty, as they say over here, sometimes

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Speaker 3: absolutely did me a dirty At the end of that one,

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Speaker 3: GI me a right dirty.

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Speaker 2: That's not not untrue. But it was my crotch temperature

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Speaker 2: thermometer she was using. So yeah, I set.

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Speaker 3: You for that, everyone, and the whole taking people's temperature

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Speaker 3: has really taken off. Yeah, since that party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, makes you wonder.

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Speaker 2: It was an old shit I used to It was

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Speaker 2: like a laser thermometer, So Ashley was nowhere near anyone's

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Speaker 2: crotch for meat. No, from across the room shooting lasers

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Speaker 2: at people's I wasn't that consensual.

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Speaker 3: I was definitely going up to people and going, sorry, this.

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Speaker 3: Kurt's made their monitor and he tests the temperature of

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Speaker 3: people's crotches. Can I do yours? Oh, I'm already doing it,

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Speaker 3: So I wouldn't say it was totally consensual, if I'm

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Speaker 3: truly honest. When the old party b comes out enthusiasm,

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 2: Hardy, I'm so happy to see you. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: being on.

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Speaker 3: I know, bloody hell, Kurt. The last time I saw you,

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Speaker 3: you were so short and we had brown hair, and

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Speaker 3: you sound like Kristin shall Oh No, that was Kristen. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I sometimes you two are just the same, the same person.

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Speaker 1: I look remarkably similar, very similar, look, very similar voice.

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Speaker 3: I remember that was Kurt's. I'm not sure, Scotty if

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Speaker 3: you were invited, but that was Kurt's Christmas doo in.

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Speaker 3: I was the winter of twenty eighteen, and I thought

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Speaker 3: bad year. Man. I cannot wage to put that year

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Speaker 3: behind me. No, it's twenty nineteen and I'm starting the

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Speaker 3: year twenty twenty. Breathe it in, boys, this one's gonna

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Speaker 3: be different.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. They keep getting better each year, better than the last.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what tomorrow brings.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was the last one.

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Speaker 3: What I've learned is don't hope. Don't ever ever hope.

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Speaker 2: Hope is the thief of joy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the hope that kills you in the end.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was a good was that even

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Speaker 3: the last party I went to? Hardly? But still, you know,

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Speaker 3: what's this about penguins? Then? Guys, what's this about bloody

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Speaker 3: penguins being aliens? I'll tell I'll is there nothing sacred left?

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Speaker 2: There's nothing sacred left? That that title was it was

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Speaker 2: a bit of exaggeration from the Daily Star. We're not

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Speaker 2: going to take the news from the Daily Star, Okay,

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Speaker 2: We're gonna take it from the Science Times, which I've

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Speaker 3: Fake news. My Crystal Healer told tells me that that's

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by BK Thor on Instagram. Thank you, Bak.

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Speaker 2: This was written by Marie Morales on sept.

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Speaker 1: She's really good. She's a great, great penguin journalist.

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Speaker 2: I'd say she's best in the biz.

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Speaker 1: Biz.

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Speaker 2: Here it is, this is the this is the the

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Speaker 2: more chilled out titles. Penguin feces containing element usually found

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Speaker 2: on Venus discovered. So I am not going to report

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Speaker 2: oh my god, The Daily Star was the first one

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Speaker 2: to report on this. Anyway, I'm not going to read

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Speaker 2: the whole thing. Basically, here's what it is, Okay. Phosphene

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Speaker 2: is the element, and it is found only in penguin ship,

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Speaker 2: badger ship and Venus.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right.

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Speaker 3: Hey, so've we've got a case here. They know each

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Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, and it's created by some like you know,

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Speaker 2: like it's a some bacteria in their shit creates the phosphine.

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Speaker 2: But the it's not that penguins were on Venus. Or

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Speaker 2: maybe it is, but it actual don't.

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Speaker 2: I can keep it open. Yeah, it's more that they

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Speaker 2: think the phosphene in the atmosphere Venus means that there

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Speaker 2: are animals on Venus. Now the question is.

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Speaker 3: Is the question like, don't bring Mohammed to the mountain

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Speaker 3: and bring the Mountain to Mohammed. Did the penguins go

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Speaker 3: Chicken and egg? Except penguins and Venus exactly? You know

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Speaker 3: which which arrived first? And shaft.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a great movie. That's a Pixar movie.

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Speaker 1: Take a badger and a penguin and then launch them

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Speaker 1: to Venus. That's a great and see what happens.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a buddy it's a buddy movie. They don't

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Speaker 1: At it's the new Milo and Otis. But like way

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Speaker 1: less animal torture. That's like a really good idea.

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Speaker 3: Hey, why don't you walk normally?

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Speaker 5: Like me?

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Speaker 3: A badger? Don't to walk. It's taken us ages to

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Speaker 2: That is, there are the two animals that walk the funniest.

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Speaker 3: Do you think they accidentally they were like short sighted

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, And I uh do they say

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Speaker 2: They don't know, they don't know why, but they do

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Speaker 2: know that phastphine it seems to only be a biological

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Speaker 3: What's it only come from poo poo.

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Speaker 2: It could be it could be the venus is full

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Speaker 3: That's what she said to her. That's what a therapist

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Speaker 3: said to her. What what does what else does phosphine

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Speaker 3: the Science Times little what else can we get phosphine from?

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Speaker 2: It's only gent to penguins, ship and badgers. That's where

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Speaker 3: Crowd America, So there's no other place that gas comes

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Speaker 2: I just referred to the Earth as America. F y, oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, oh my god. Card They've got you.

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Speaker 1: They finally got you.

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Speaker 3: It only took a million lockdowns in two years, but

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Speaker 3: They do? In Dublin Zoo, they have a couple of

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Speaker 3: Then he disappeared and everyone's like, well, he's already dead

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Speaker 2: Hopefully he just went away, Yeah, went for yeah.

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Speaker 2: But he's been replaced and he's been replaced by Wiley

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I like that's incredible. It's and it's weird, like the

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Speaker 1: We do like to do that. It's true. And it's

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Speaker 1: also like sometimes you're wondering about scientists, You're like, I

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Speaker 1: I'm like, there's other problems we could be tackling right

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Speaker 3: Also, I do love the things that I'm less interested

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Speaker 3: that it was Sanade had wrote my name to frame

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Speaker 2: He just combined it all. It was just like this man.

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Speaker 3: Not to love? They have everything else on the shell? Yeah, exactly, boys,

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Speaker 3: I found your cover.

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Speaker 1: I would talk to those twenty five years. I hope

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. It was just an image of

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Speaker 3: Sounds so cute when you say it as a child's work.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Pretty, you're gonna tease us into a break.

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Speaker 2: I'll tease us into a boat.

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Speaker 3: Just like that lazy tease that butt onto the photo.

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Speaker 2: It's just it's an update. Remember way back when when

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Speaker 2: and now owns a candy factory.

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Speaker 1: Incredible.

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Speaker 2: We'll get back into it right after that.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait, no, I thought this was like a candy

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Speaker 3: man pain as in, like you know, like the movie

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Speaker 3: Got You Candy. No, this is a sweet shop person,

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Speaker 3: sweet shop person, d a golden ticket, a sweet factory person,

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Speaker 3: a sweet factory owner. No, Kurt, that's not a story.

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Speaker 3: That's that's an old movie and a based on a

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Speaker 3: book by rod Out. Oh you've that's you've read what

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Speaker 3: you what you've done is not read the news. That's

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Speaker 3: what you wonk in the chanct.

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Speaker 2: Oh is that why this is a book and not

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Speaker 2: my computer?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and we are back.

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Speaker 2: Do we have any shout outs before we get back

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Speaker 2: into it.

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Speaker 1: Scottie the only one, And people have been asking Ashling.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a thing called Door to Shore where I'm

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Speaker 1: walking out the front door of my house walking across

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles and into the ocean about fifteen and a

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Speaker 1: half miles. Kurt's going to join me for most of it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm doing it for charity. For cast La, which

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Speaker 1: is a supports victims of human trafficking who have been

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Speaker 1: recovered and it helps them therapy and housing. So I

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Speaker 1: had to push it from September first because I had

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Speaker 1: jury duty for a very long time to October first.

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Speaker 1: So everybody who's asking and donating, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I am doing in October first. I will be live

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Speaker 1: streaming and as much as I can on the Bananas

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Speaker 1: Podcast on Instagram. And that's it, and thank you. We're over.

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Speaker 1: We're almost a twelve thousand dollars. Thank you for donating. Beautiful,

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Speaker 1: So Door to Shore October first. We'll see you then.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the support Door to Shore folks.

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Speaker 2: I thought I had a shout out here, but I

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Speaker 2: now cannot find it. Oh we do you know, we

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Speaker 2: do have the first. I'll do get this shout out.

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Speaker 2: We do have the first best in the biz tattoos.

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Speaker 1: Oh yoh yeah.

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Speaker 2: Multiple people that it was at Trustee Cords twenty five

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Speaker 2: and at Skate Bush. Great work at Skate up Bush.

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Speaker 1: Awesome. They're beautiful.

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Speaker 2: They're a banana. It says the best in the biz.

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Speaker 2: They both got one and we love you. If you

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Speaker 2: ever come to see us live, you let.

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Speaker 1: Us three beers. I'm buying you free beers.

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Speaker 2: Free beers, and you get in free. Absolutely that's for

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Speaker 2: those people only. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: So that means that their life changing decision to brand

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Speaker 3: themselves with your podcast will cost you guys about ten dollars.

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Speaker 3: That's right, well done. We were all satisfied with your

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Speaker 3: life changing, permanent branding of the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right this way up is absolutely amazing, very special.

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Speaker 1: So good.

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Speaker 3: Have you watched the second series?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have not. I'm still on the first series.

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited to get in a second series. How

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Speaker 2: like from the difference between the two, what did you like?

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Speaker 1: Do you hate it? Or something like that was a

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Speaker 1: very interesting response series two.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, what it is? And thank you so much

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Speaker 3: for talking about it. It's so obviously have a bigger

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Speaker 3: profile in the UK, But we don't have a big

501
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Speaker 3: marketing budget for the show. We don't have loads of

502
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Speaker 3: money that's suddenly like we'll see like like a load

503
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Speaker 3: of adverts or like things popping up. But when you're

504
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Speaker 3: trying to google, you know, Irish dolphin, where is he now?

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Speaker 3: An advert from my show, I'll kind of go up

506
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Speaker 3: on your algorithms. So genuinely and you know what this is, like, Kurt,

507
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Speaker 3: Like when you're trying to push something yourself, like stand

508
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 3: Up is a very solo job, and it's really much

509
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Speaker 3: a one man machine my show in terms of like

510
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Speaker 3: from starting to finish writing it to selling it and

511
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Speaker 3: pushing it and doing all the press and stuff like that.

512
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Speaker 3: So every time someone likes it or tweets about it

513
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Speaker 3: or just gives it some word of mouth, I'm so

514
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Speaker 3: proud of it. But it's it's like it's a long slog.

515
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Speaker 3: And making the second series during COVID was a really battering,

516
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Speaker 3: battering experience. Yeah, and it was in January with the

517
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Speaker 3: you know lockdowns here and Christmas have been canceled and

518
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Speaker 3: you're sort of trying to compensate from aran. Try not

519
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Speaker 3: to take it personally that it's not like going to

520
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 3: work is extremely fun and all you want to make

521
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Speaker 3: for your crew especially is like a fun environment. So

522
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Speaker 3: even if if people don't like it on the other end,

523
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Speaker 3: which thankfully hasn't happened, at least the journey won't have

524
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Speaker 3: been awful with COVID and everything, It's just it was

525
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Speaker 3: such a weight, all of it, and you know, everyone

526
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Speaker 3: was it wasn't like the fun part of COVID where

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Speaker 3: it was like twenty twenty. It was, you know, the

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Speaker 3: kind of hope had been knocked the shit out of everyone.

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Speaker 3: So so yes, it's just been a it's been a

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Speaker 3: real slog, not from a creative point of view or

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Speaker 3: the actual art without being a wanker itself, but the

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Speaker 3: actual process. It's it's like, you know, doing all of

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Speaker 3: this if like normally I'd be in la and we'd

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Speaker 3: come and see each other and we'd go look each

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Speaker 3: other in the eyes and do our classic everyone makes

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Speaker 3: out with each other thing and exactly photo besides important,

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Speaker 3: you know, the thing we know what normal is. This

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Speaker 3: is not normal. But like you know, we're all recording

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Speaker 3: these podcasts and even for the people listening, they might

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Speaker 3: get an opportunity to come and see one live or

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Speaker 3: something like that or right in the street, and they're

542
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Speaker 3: really those things do more for you physically and health wise.

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Speaker 3: Then you realize eye contact and touch, a little hug

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Speaker 3: and humans are designed to be doing that. So stripping

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Speaker 3: all these things away, while it's absolutely lovely to see

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Speaker 3: you guys, it's not as it's like ten percent lovely

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Speaker 3: out of the possible one hundred. Like sometimes when I

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Speaker 3: go backstage and meet Kristen and Kurt and we'd be

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Speaker 3: doing a gig, like it's my favorite place in the

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Speaker 3: world to be, it's backstage with a few other comedians nervous.

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Speaker 3: We're all nervous for some reason. However, many years into

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Speaker 3: business and also.

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Speaker 5: Like yeah, why why y yeah, energy and you use

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Speaker 5: zorba and you're like, oh, that's what you do it

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Speaker 5: for rather than the kind of zooms Like after this,

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Speaker 5: I'll close my laptop and then go back to digging

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Speaker 5: in the body No sorry, just covering over the in

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Speaker 5: the body of Can we edit that bit.

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Speaker 3: Out the garden in the front and yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: definitely edited a bit of it said the garden as well.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, so that's the not trying to be negative,

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Speaker 3: but like it's not is really lovely when people watch it,

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Speaker 3: or yeah, it's just.

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Speaker 1: An incredible show. It's our listeners who haven't. It's on

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Speaker 1: Hulu State Side, so I popped up it was recommended

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Speaker 1: for me. So it was recommended on Hulu before I

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Speaker 1: knew you were coming on Bananas and I dove in

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Speaker 1: and I think our listeners are going to love the

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Speaker 1: show because it's extremely funny, but like Kurt said, it's

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Speaker 1: very moving, very emotional. I will do no spoilers, but

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Speaker 1: there's a scene with your the mother character your mother

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Speaker 1: in the show that totally caught me off guard. I

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Speaker 1: I didn't see it coming. I thought you were going

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Speaker 1: to have a combative relationship the entire time, as many

575
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Speaker 1: sort of sitcoms and stuff do, and instead you you

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Speaker 1: threw a twist in there, and I thought it was excellent.

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Speaker 1: It caught me totally off guard.

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Speaker 3: I think what I like about writing Humans is I

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Speaker 3: think what I think I've been. I'm sure maybe you've

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Speaker 3: had this court, you know, when you have to arrive

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Speaker 3: and do three lines as an actor the same amount

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Speaker 3: of energy and you're not given much to work with.

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Speaker 3: I think writing my own show as an actor later

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Speaker 3: in life, rather than kind of like in my early twenties,

585
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Speaker 3: getting a big deal like I wanted, was that, like

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Speaker 3: I never took for granted that someone, especially with the

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Speaker 3: second series in COVID and knowing people had to isolate

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Speaker 3: and come out of lockdown to do it to be

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Speaker 3: on my show, and what a genuine risk that was

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Speaker 3: of their lives. Is that if someone has three or

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Speaker 3: four lines give them something else, like there should be

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Speaker 3: something else there with the character, and that there should

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Speaker 3: be some something to play with. And I think we

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Speaker 3: all want to box people into a narrative about like

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Speaker 3: the mother, the father, the sister, the brother, cheater, then

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Speaker 3: the angel, the demon, the mess, the together one, and

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Speaker 3: especially with female characters, I fucking hate the mess versus

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Speaker 3: together And I kind of try to push against that

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Speaker 3: of like just because you're unwell or you're saying that's

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Speaker 3: not a mess, that's like your kind and you've got

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Speaker 3: so much going for you and there's a nobility in

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Speaker 3: just getting through the day. And that's really why I

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Speaker 3: wanted to kind of make the show and write the show,

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Speaker 3: and so yeah, so that's really that's like a big

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Speaker 3: part of what I wanted to write in places was

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Speaker 3: just sort of do surprising things, but not in the

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Speaker 3: sort of like big scale murder prop lot twist that's

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Speaker 3: surprising from a character point of view, because people do

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Speaker 3: surprise you, and we all want to know exactly who

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Speaker 3: someone is. And I found it really interesting that there

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Speaker 3: was a psychologist that said that the brain needs to

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Speaker 3: calm itself down a beginning, middle, and end to a

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Speaker 3: story and that we as humans find it really hard

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Speaker 3: to handle, like not knowing. So why did we fight?

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Speaker 3: Was I bad person? Was your bad person?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 3: Your beat? Let me know? And then I could move on.

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Speaker 3: What about the mess of in between where well, actually

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Speaker 3: you didn't call me first, yeah, but you don't get

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Speaker 3: me text no? Oh, then and all that mess And

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Speaker 3: the first series I wanted the write kind of comedy

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Speaker 3: about loneliness and just to see if I could make

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Speaker 3: it funny. And then the second series is a lot

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Speaker 3: more about communication, and it definitely got influenced by the

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Speaker 3: pandemic of like when we miss each other and when

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Speaker 3: we get each other and other stars. And that's just

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Speaker 3: in case anyone's like, what loneliness boring? Sharon Horgan Amy

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Speaker 3: nominated recent Emmy Award winner Tobias Menzies, Prince Philip from

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Speaker 3: the Crowd in Deer Varmah from Game of Thrones, Kadif

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Speaker 3: Kerwin from The Stranger On It Fix All the Stars, Stars,

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Speaker 3: All the Stars. But yeah, so that's what I kind

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Speaker 3: of wanted to explore because I find I'm like that

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Speaker 3: quite a lot. I'm like, I like them, I don't

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Speaker 3: like them, I like And then every time I feel

635
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Speaker 3: someone doesn't like me, I try to go and think

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Speaker 3: of an enemy and think of why they're lovely, because

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Speaker 3: I believe in karma, and I'm like, hope, right now

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Speaker 3: the person I think hates me is doing the exact same.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she was just under a lot of pressure that day,

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Speaker 3: and it's like my karma kind of like putting kind

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Speaker 3: of fifty p in a box to see if, like

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Speaker 3: someone else will put it to change into a box somewhere.

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Speaker 2: You know, it pays off, it comes, and that is

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Speaker 2: I think that that complexity of character is something that

645
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Speaker 2: just makes the show so human and so relatable and

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Speaker 2: so fucking funny too, just like the surprisingness of it

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Speaker 2: as well. So everyone go and watch it right now

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Speaker 2: on Hulu this way.

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Speaker 3: Turn off this podcast and go and watch it. Keep keep.

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Speaker 1: Nice at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Yea, will you do a big now at the very

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Speaker 3: end of this, Yes we will.

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Speaker 1: We'll do a countdown and get all right.

654
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Speaker 2: You want to hear about candy Man love it? This

655
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 2: is yes, Yeah, go on. This was written by us.

656
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 3: He wore a toll hash on how to limit towards Kurts.

657
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 3: This is Willy Wonka.

658
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, This is so exciting because this is

659
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 2: written by Carson.

660
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: Gerber best in the Frickin' business from the guy Oral.

661
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: From the Cocamo Tribune. The Cocamo Tribune.

662
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I've been to Cocomo.

663
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: This is some people. A bunch of people sent that

664
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Speaker 2: us in, but Alicia Anne was the first I saw

665
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: it from this is in Rocks, Cocomo, Indiana. For over

666
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: three months, a small necklace with a golden ticket attached

667
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: lay buried in the ground at Highland Park waiting to

668
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 2: be found. Andrew Moss, a thirty nine year old father

669
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 2: from Colorado, did just that on August twenty ninth. He

670
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 2: walked into the park and dug up the ticket hidden

671
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 2: beneath the Vermont covered bridge, and with that he became

672
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,800
Speaker 2: the new owner of a four thousand square foot candy

673
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Speaker 2: factory in Florida. The find was a culmination of a

674
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: year long nationwide Willy Wonka inspired treasure hunt. That's for you,

675
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 2: ashling that thank you, thirty five thousand people, thirty five

676
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 2: thousand people solving riddles and then scouring the country for

677
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 2: golden tickets hidden in every state. And we actually staked

678
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 2: like three ban animals to do this as well back

679
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: in the beginning of his podcast. They I don't think

680
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 2: one of them was this man Andrew Moss.

681
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 3: Maybe one of them was Slowworth.

682
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: It was still worth it. The National Scavenger Hunt was

683
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 2: orchestrated by David Quote Candyman Kline, who developed the world

684
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 2: famous jelly Belly brand in nineteen seventy six and founded

685
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 2: candy Man Kitchens last year. He and his partner Stephanie

686
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 2: thirty Acre drove around the country, hiding the tickets in

687
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Speaker 2: every state, yeah, and then creating four line riddles leading

688
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 2: hunters to the prize. One thousand people were allowed to

689
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 2: register for each state hunt, and the finder was awarded

690
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Speaker 2: a five thousand dollars prize.

691
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: Cool.

692
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: We just got in the car and went we do

693
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: things really spontaneously. Spontaneously thirty Ores like spontaneously.

694
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: It surprises you. It's a better pronunciation of that word.

695
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes when you're reading in your lives, you know, the

696
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: words come at you faster than your brain understands them.

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00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 3: Apps, Oh, card, you can't be expected to read and

698
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 3: speakable as I say it, Kurt say you say it.

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00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 2: Uh. So this was out there. Then this guy Andrew

700
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 2: Moss came across the contest so they're like very excited

701
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Speaker 2: about it. Moss said he did solve the riddle for

702
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 2: the ticket in Kansas and was on his way to

703
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Speaker 2: get it when another contestant beat him to it before

704
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: he arrived.

705
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: Wow.

706
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 2: And on Memorial Day weekend, the final riddle for the

707
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 2: last ticket was released for everyone who had registered for

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Speaker 2: the state hunts. It read, this is a pretty difficult riddle,

709
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Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, can you do it in an English accent?

710
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 3: Please? I know what do you want with an English?

711
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 3: But just like give us something to work with her?

712
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't have an instant idea cour treasure die hot.

713
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 2: We see witches nearby? To stay in God, go solve

714
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 2: and search as low as a I find in that

715
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: that walks on no fall. I mean, Ken, did it

716
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 2: sound like you were in Camden Town?

717
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 3: It sounded like there was someone outside my window here

718
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 3: in London where I sit, trying to tell me where

719
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 3: a magic ticket was?

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Speaker 1: That that accurate?

721
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 3: And tell me this and tell me no more? Did

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Speaker 3: they inherit five thousand dollars or a factory?

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Speaker 2: So there was fifty fifty different. Each state had its

724
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: own uh thing And so if you won the state ticket,

725
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: you got five grand, but then this was the nationwide

726
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Speaker 2: one for the actual bloody hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

728
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they gave out a lot of money.

729
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 1: Good for them.

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Speaker 3: Do you think though, that actually those people inherited a

731
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Speaker 3: huge amount of death and went bank up to immediately.

732
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Speaker 3: It was all a trick. You know, here's a factory,

733
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Speaker 3: add a check, an invoice.

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Speaker 1: The I R s we've defaulted on all our loans.

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00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. Well that's so cool.

736
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so they found it. It was, you know that

737
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 2: that was the riddle. They like whittled it down to

738
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Speaker 2: this town called Cocomo in Indiana because of the beach boys,

739
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: because of the beach boys, because of the line. The

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Speaker 2: line is kind of con It says, uh, don't have

741
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Speaker 2: an instant idea. So it's like Cocamo, Uh get.

742
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: There fast and take it slow. That's where we want

743
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Speaker 1: to go, way down in Cocomo.

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00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 2: So take it not an instant idea. That's a kind

745
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Speaker 2: of I wondered did.

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Speaker 3: They pick Cocomo because Coco is in the for a

747
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Speaker 3: chocolate reason? I like that the candy Man can the

748
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 3: candy Man can Gusie mixes. It would love that's an

749
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Speaker 3: I really want to know. You know, I watched lots

750
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: of before and after TV show You Got. I absolutely

751
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 3: love them. I followed them on Instagram where it's like

752
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 3: we took this rough door and painted it and varnished them.

753
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 3: Just give me the after I want to.

754
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 2: I want that TV show but for methaddicts. We took

755
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: this couple and gave them years.

756
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 3: But I wonder I'd love to see in a year's

757
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 3: time if the people who inherited the business have ran

758
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 3: it into the candy ground. He's just really like their

759
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 3: teeth have fallen out. They're just too much candy. You

760
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Speaker 3: know what happened.

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00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 2: They sold it already unfortunately good smart today. They sold

762
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Speaker 2: it back to the guy who gave it to them

763
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 2: because they have two kids and they didn't want to

764
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Speaker 2: move to Florida, smart move.

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Speaker 3: They already had given out his money, gave away his factory.

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Speaker 3: They had to spend money buying a back. I mean,

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00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 3: you know, they worked the worst end to this film ever.

768
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 3: It's like all the worst parts of humans. That's the

769
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 3: most like unromantic, nonsense, like not nice. Everything went wrong

770
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 3: that means.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but go why did he try and find

772
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Speaker 2: it if he didn't really want a candy factory.

773
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 3: The ultimate riddle, Kurt Spontaneous, The real riddle is humanity.

774
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Speaker 1: That's right in capitalism? Why why do you exist? Last year,

775
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: during the Great Choar early like April ish, a bunch

776
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: of my college buddies who I hadn't talked to in years.

777
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:37,959
Speaker 1: We kind of started a zoom where we would drink

778
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: and catch up and just see how all of all

779
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: the different cities and states were doing. And one of

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Speaker 1: my buddies, Brendan, joked about, do you think Cocomo is

781
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: a real place? And then we went down because of

782
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: the Beach Boys song, and we went down a wormhole

783
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: and discovered it. Indiana, there is a place called Cocomo.

784
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Speaker 1: And so I rented a car and drove out there

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00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: during the Great Choar, wrote remember that, Curt. I just

786
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Speaker 1: drove there because I was like from Los Angeles to

787
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I.

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00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 3: Think classic door behavior exactly here.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, let's I can't be around people.

790
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: Let's see what Cocomo, Indiana has to offer. It has

791
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: everything from vape stores, you can buy all the vaping

792
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: equipment you want. They have a giant praying mantis at

793
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: their subway. They have a giant steer called Old Ben,

794
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: which was like a five thousand pounds steer that you

795
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 1: could take a photo.

796
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 3: What was this steer?

797
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 1: Like a bull cattle? Yeah?

798
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 3: Why didn't you just say bull a Scottie?

799
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Speaker 1: I don't know that's what they call. They take things fast.

800
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,720
Speaker 1: And then I got there very slowly. It was extremely cold.

801
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: The mayor of Cocomo tweeted at me when I got back,

802
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: just like, thank you so much for putting us on

803
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: the map. I'm like, hey, I didn't. I just came

804
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: and saw it. And we have listeners there, Kurt and Cocomo,

805
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: and really go take go, go take a picture with

806
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: Old Ben for us. We love Old Ben.

807
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 3: Have they any bars that are cold, or like any

808
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 3: banks that are called Cocomo money, Cocomo problems? But I

809
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:03,839
Speaker 3: think that.

810
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: And when things really go sideways, the three of us

811
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: should get together and open that puff.

812
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 3: And oh my god, should everyone in Cocomo. Yeah, not

813
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 3: that they need any shows. I bet they've had enough

814
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 3: shoutouts now after all this drama. Older time.

815
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 1: Something all right, give yeah, give it below Mississippi, We're

816
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: coming for you.

817
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 2: I think for one more here.

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00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: One more? Okay? Well, speaking of steer and bulls. We'll

819
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: go with with other things animal related ride off Underscore

820
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: b or Rid of Underscore b sent this in. This

821
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 1: was written by uh Drew Olanof for Billy Penn dot com. Kurt,

822
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: aren't you always on billy pen dot com?

823
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 2: You kidd me? It is my desktop. It just constantly

824
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 2: Billy Penn is doing.

825
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: Ashley texted me about billy pen dot com years ago

826
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: and you were right, really cool, Dan, But.

827
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 3: I was actually about the website billy penis dot com

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00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 3: and I misspelled ash Yeah. Well yeah, yeah, that's why

829
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 3: I was wondering why you were just so positive when

830
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 3: you replied. But okay, yeah, I love it.

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00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: So this is a little bit of a story. This

832
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: is more like a blog post, not just a news story.

833
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: And at yoda on I guess Twitter was posting this.

834
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: That is Drew Ollenoff, the writer of this blog post.

835
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: So this is a saga. Hold on to your butt cheeks.

836
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 1: I moved back from Philadelphia about four years ago. I

837
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 1: never saw myself as a quote suburb dweller end quote.

838
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: But during lockdown it became obvious that living in South

839
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: Philly was not in the cards for me much longer.

840
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: We needed space. We needed land, a place for our

841
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: dogs to run, fewer neighbors. So August twenty twenty we

842
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: make the move. Not going to give our exact location,

843
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: but we're close to Valley Forge. We have an acre,

844
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: we have twenty trees. It's been interesting, to say the least.

845
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: And then yesterday happened.

846
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 3: Ok, oh, my, yesterday happened.

847
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 2: Shit.

848
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 1: We bought an old, old house, like over one hundred

849
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: years old. Tons of work needs to get done. But

850
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: over the past week we've had three crews working tons

851
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: of hours HVAC, electric, bathroom remodeling. They are awesome.

852
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I have no idea what's gonna happen.

853
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 3: This just sounds like someone who's definitely a suburban person.

854
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: Bragging, Yeah, yeah, yeah, check this shit out. So the

855
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: electricians got started super early, and while cracking on the

856
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: work in the attic, one of our electricians comes downstairs

857
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: as if he's seen a ghost. Did he see a ghost? Quote?

858
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: So you have a raccoon in your attic, and well

859
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: he's he's eating king crab legs and he hissed at me,

860
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: and he's built quite a nest up there. It's fucking

861
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,280
Speaker 1: nice up there. So my wife, April, and I started

862
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: asking questions, but Nate, but I needed to jump into action.

863
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: A raccoon in our attic and he's stuck eating crab

864
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: legs rightfully. So this is very weird. So as one does,

865
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 1: I took to yoa Twitter at Yoda's this guy's handle,

866
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: which is incredible. He got at Yoda that seems like

867
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: early Twitter guy. So I took to Twitter to share

868
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: whoever gave a crap about what was happening, And it

869
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 1: turns out a lot of people were interested in king

870
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Speaker 1: krab legs, king.

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00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 3: Crab legs astin like the legs of the king crab

872
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 3: from the sea.

873
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: From God that you would eat like a casino in

874
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: Las Vegas or you know.

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00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was one of those things like

876
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 3: the steer that I was like, is this I think

877
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 3: it is? Didn't even raccoons were fish people, you know,

878
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 3: they just don't strike me as fish.

879
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 1: Yes, So April, his partner, hops on the phones repeating

880
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: the phrase quote, we have a raccoon in our attic,

881
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: can you please help us? Over and over. I'm laughing,

882
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: the electricians are laughing. A bathroom guy Pat comes in

883
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: and we had to tell him what's going on? He

884
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 1: immediately asked about the crab legs.

885
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 2: Of course, a raccoon in an attic is not surprising.

886
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: It's the king krab legs.

887
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: Really separate it out, just building a nest eating kin

888
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: krab legs in the middle of the countryside. Where the

889
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: fuck did it get those from? He asked, We don't know.

890
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: We don't eat king krab legs. The electricians, oh my god.

891
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: The electricians stay down the attic for the rest of

892
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: the day and worked on other rooms instead. But everyone

893
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: who called us gave us the same answer. Can we

894
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: set up a trap next week and just wait seven

895
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: days to catch these raccoons? I guess that's protocol for

896
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: capturing an attic raccoon. But we didn't have that kind

897
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: of time. We needed our electric redone right away, and

898
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 1: this delay would have just grounded us with one three

899
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: prong outlet. I'm not saying we're living in a death trap.

900
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: Let's just say I wake up in the middle of

901
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: the night sometimes worrying I forgot to unplug our microwave.

902
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: So finally, April the partner gets a hold of a

903
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: wildlife professional Chris was on his way. We dubbed him

904
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: Critter Chris So, Critter Chris. Uh. Meanwhile on Twitter, people

905
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: are asking me to take photos and videos. No way,

906
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: I was going up into the attic. It was very

907
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: nice of everyone to keep his company and offer support.

908
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 1: But everyone on Twitter apparently is a raccoon expert. As

909
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 1: time goes on, Critter Chris goes up there. As time

910
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: goes on, we start getting concerned that there could be

911
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,320
Speaker 1: babies and other raccoons up there. A real situation.

912
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 2: It needs to be some sort of supply chain for

913
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: the king crab legs. There's not just one raccoon getting

914
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: king crab legs and coming back. Somebody's bringing the king

915
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: crab legs over.

916
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: Yes.

917
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks a bit like a small man, so

918
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 3: he can get away from going into the restaurant.

919
00:47:50,520 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: For Chris, it's Critter Chris. It's an m night shamal

920
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: on twist. Chris finally arrives ready for war, wearing a

921
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: gas mask. He has tons of tattoos, He has a

922
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: raccoon trap. This was like a This man was like

923
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: Dog the Bounty Hunter, but for suburban critters. After twenty minutes,

924
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 1: Chris comes downstairs empty handed. He was shaking his head

925
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: vigorously and we immediately imagine the worst. It wasn't a

926
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Speaker 1: raccoon family, it was two. So then there's an update

927
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Speaker 1: days later, and this is my favorite part. At Yoda,

928
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: Drew writes this, Okay, folks, here's the latest update. What

929
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: a ride. It wasn't a raccoon. It was a possum

930
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: a ready horrible. More importantly, it was not crab legs.

931
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: It was some sort of flowering thing. Everyone is safe.

932
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: Several hours of suspense based around a monster raccoon with

933
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: a fortress bell from crab legs. In the last ten

934
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,959
Speaker 1: minutes you find out it was actually just a pop

935
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: some with some flowers. Everyone can debate who the real

936
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: monster in this story is well written. Drew all in

937
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,720
Speaker 1: Off at billypenn dot com.

938
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Speaker 3: Do you think this is the sort of case that

939
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 3: legal people will use when they say you can't trust

940
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 3: a witnesses memory on trial? They're like, Urana, what some

941
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 3: people think is a raccoon with a krab leg and

942
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 3: yourtic other people will know for effect to be a

943
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 3: possum hold and a flower. It's just how you look

944
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 3: at the world. What do you remember? You know? Humans

945
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 3: make their own stories depending on hunger, I love some clapbeds.

946
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 3: They were eating crab legs.

947
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the jumps. But that ties back into

948
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: what you were saying earlier. Humans love to create an

949
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: over their story and explanation where we go. It's gotta

950
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: be this instead of just dealing with what is actually

951
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:55,320
Speaker 1: happening right now.

952
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 3: In front of them exactly.

953
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: Oh god, I love that. But don't you just love

954
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: picturing a raccoon in some abandoned house is going to

955
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: town on I guess donated king crab legs in an addict.

956
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful.

957
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Speaker 3: It's just sort of and that their families because it's

958
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 3: a very easy dish to get a book at a

959
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 3: crab legs. So it strikes me as two raccoon tired,

960
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 3: four raccoon tired parents who are like, oh I can't

961
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: cook again, I'm so tired. We do just get crab legs. Yeah,

962
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 3: let them eat out of the book. It never mind,

963
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 3: sports night. Just let the meet with their hands and.

964
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 2: Ashling. Thank you so much. We run out of time

965
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 2: with you, but thank you. Tell us everything we need

966
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 2: to log. Oh home alone, Loug.

967
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 3: But so yes, the new Home Alone movie called Home

968
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 3: Sweet Home Alone is out. I think November thirteenth, and

969
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: that's another show where it's it's made by Disney, so

970
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 3: I don't think they have much of a marketing budget.

971
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 2: It will be really great of it.

972
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 3: Anymore, they'll be fine. So you'll hear about that, no

973
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: doubt in your algorithms. But if you could watch the

974
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 3: second series of my show this, well, what's the first

975
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 3: series first? Please on Hulu, and if you like it,

976
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 3: tell all of your friends, and if you don't like it,

977
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 3: tell your enemies, you know, tell Critter Christ whoever you

978
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 3: don't enjoy your like and then they'll have to suffer

979
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 3: through it. But I would really appreciate it.

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00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: Is there, helpe aschling of a series three for this show?

981
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: Is there?

982
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 3: I don't know. It was pretty hard to make the

983
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 3: second one, so we'll see how we go. Yeah, I

984
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 3: definitely need a little bit of a break for a while.

985
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 2: The fact that you're writing every single episode too, that's

986
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 2: just yeah.

987
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: I write it all myself and then I'm in it

988
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 3: all myself. And I did a lot of the edits

989
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: this time round and stuff like that, and it just yeah,

990
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 3: that's There's a song over here which is like a

991
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 3: garage song called like too many men, too many many men.

992
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: And that's a song. And I feel like this one

993
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:56,439
Speaker 3: was too many jobs, too many many jobs.

994
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, too many happies.

995
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we'll see you head the rest of the

996
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 3: year goes well.

997
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 2: Fingers crossed for season three. Thank you so much, and

998
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: thank you.

999
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 3: Scotty for wearing your own Neil T shirt. I just

1000
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 3: spotted there as you leaned back. Oh, Neil, it looks

1001
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 3: like this was an Irish teacher. But I best in

1002
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 3: Boston chowdif company or something like that.

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00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 1: No, it's I think it's a California surf company. But

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00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: you know what, Okay, they came from Ireland. There aren't

1005
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: there weren't any other native to California, so they.

1006
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 3: From door to shore to surf company. Thank you, but anyways, guys,

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00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 3: thank you so much, taking enough of your Thank you,

1008
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 3: the listeners, thank you so much. Love you guys, but

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00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 3: one of you I love more. Wo though, goodbye.

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00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: That has been fun.

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00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: This has been an exactly right production.

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00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: Theme music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 2: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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